都市动画 | 《我喪葬主播，怎麼成神醫了》殯葬工的我意外綁定生命感知系統，沒完成系統任務就要被電擊，被迫走上了救死扶傷的道路！#糖寶動畫

都市动画 | 《我喪葬主播，怎麼成神醫了》殯葬工的我意外綁定生命感知系統，沒完成系統任務就要被電擊，被迫走上了救死扶傷的道路！#糖寶動畫

While I was livestreaming as a funeral home worker, bragging to my viewers, I unexpectedly got linked to a life-sensing system. I thought I was on my way to the pinnacle of life, but I’ve gone mad! The system is forcibly demanding generators because I can’t complete tasks! Good afternoon, everyone. I’m your host, Bu Zhengjing . Today, the wind is high and the clouds are light, a gentle breeze is blowing, perfect for seeing off the deceased. Good afternoon, Master Bu . Driving around in a hearse again? What’s Brother Fatty eating? Be careful not to splash oil on the “passengers”! Hearse drift! Master, let’s do a hearse drift, guys, don’t mess around! Our master drives with a steady mind, a peaceful state of mind, and respect for life! Oh my god! It smells so good! Be careful! We are a professional team , absolutely professional! Just then, a commotion appeared on the roadside , and a group of people gathered around, shouting in alarm! What happened up ahead? A traffic accident? I didn’t see a crash . The location is open and easy to park. Good ventilation. The family is calm. ooooo, call an ambulance! It seems unstable. Does anyone know medicine? Help! Old man, old man, wake up! Business signal? But this is a living person! He looks like Old Bu who’s having a heart attack, what should we do? If we drive over and ask, “Master, do you need any service?” they might smash our car! A highly dangerous individual host has been detected who meets the mandatory binding conditions. The life perception system has successfully bound the host. Target myocardial infarction and ventricular fibrillation have been detected ! Golden rescue time: 4 minutes 30 seconds and 4 minutes 29 seconds. A mandatory novice task, ” Reverse Life Wash,” has been issued! Please immediately perform CPR on the target. Task reward: 100 points. Task failure penalty: One experience with defibrillation (maximum energy). I… I don’t know how! I only know how to clean up people, I’ve never learned to perform CPR on living people! My profession is sending people away , not prolonging their lives! System auxiliary mode activated, temporarily taking over the host’s motor nerves. Old Bu! What are you daydreaming about! This old man is about to die ! Bu Zhengjing rushed out of the car and shouted , ” Unrelated personnel, please disperse and keep the ventilation open! ” A passing professional … Upon hearing this, the live stream instantly went viral! A professional? 1. Master Bu, wake up! You’re a funeral professional ! Is this a precise potential customer development? Under the system’s control, Bu Zhengjing knelt down and began performing CPR on his family members, witnessing a miracle … Master Bu… What’s controlling 0o00 ? Emergency room director? This technique, you couldn’t learn it without practicing hundreds of times, right? Golden time: Three minutes to detect vehicle emergency supplies , please retrieve them? Veterinarian? Paper horse or gold ingot and beef! That dusty red box in the trunk of the first aid kit ! A short while later, the box was opened, extremely shabby. Cooooo detected nitroglycerin tablets expired 15 months ago. Aspirin enteric-coated tablets . Aspirin enteric-coated tablets are damp . Emergency avoidance guide: Please take nitroglycerin tablets or chew 300mg of aspirin! Expired is better than nothing . Under the system’s guidance, seriously and frantically feeding it and continuing to press. This operation is quite professional? Do they even know how to use it? The scene is too beautiful: hearse background, funeral director, standard CPR, onlookers are dumbfounded. Golden time: One minute to immediately transfer to a large hospital! ·Transfer? Use what to transfer? Before the ambulance even arrived, the old man was lifted into the hearse under the watchful eyes of everyone ! Hold on tight! Don’t stop broadcasting! Contact the hospital! Guys! It’s an emergency ! We need to take a living person to the hospital in a hearse! Let’s start spamming “666” to pray for the old man! Master Bu is awesome!! Where’s the background music? Brother Fei Niu, play “Borrowing Five Hundred Years from Heaven”! Comrade… Dooooo, what are you guys doing? Uncle Hat! We’re saving someone! There ‘s a patient with acute myocardial infarction in the vehicle! We need to get to the People’s Hospital immediately, it’s an emergency! The traffic police hesitated, the crying old woman and the convulsing old man were at the command center! There’s a special ambulance! License plate… oooo, license plate ending in 444, hearse! Transporting a critically ill patient to the Municipal People’s Hospital, requesting green wave support! The hearse is allowed to pass, follow my motorcycle! The scene is too beautiful, the motorcycle leads the way, the hearse follows closely, the BGM is majestic. Finally, at the entrance of the Municipal People’s Hospital! Doctor suffers a heart attack! Medical staff quickly take over . As the old man is pushed into the operating room, the system prompt sounded again . Mission completed, reward issued. CPR skill proficiency increased! New skill unlocked: Preliminary analysis of the cause of the disease! Comrades, which unit are you from? A newly emerging medical emergency organization? Wangshengtang Funeral Home. Anyway, thank you for your… JooooR CPR is very professional . It’s what we should do, serving the people . If needed, you can contact us. Dilong Service . Not long after, the two returned to the funeral home. Original @Xia Zhi Hong Bu Zheng Jing Fei Niu! Original post by @Bu Zhengjing: Heard you guys had a side hustle today? Using the company hearse for big news? Boss, we were just doing a heroic deed! Saving a life is better than building a seven-story floating house! Yes, Boss! The situation was urgent, we couldn’t just ignore it until the ambulance arrived ! The boss snorted angrily and then opened a video titled ” Funeral Truck Brazenly Recruiting People in Broad Daylight. ” The comments below were even more frenzied! What! Funeral services now include on-site resuscitation? It’s all rolled up! They say the old man was saved! Funeral director Niu Bo Yi! This was a surprise attack from Guangzhou! Wang Sheng Tang, right? Closed down! From now on, if my family needs anything, I’ll contact you! Explain yourself? Wang Sheng Tang Funeral Home, your personal life-celebrating master— who came up with this slogan? Did they get my permission? “Director, is this an accident ? Now the whole city knows our hearses can run like motorcycles and even perform CPR. Several old clients have called to ask if we’ve expanded our services and if we need to charge extra. Perhaps we could consider developing some high-value-added services.” The system has detected that the host has initially adapted. A long-term mission is now issued: Become a virtuous and skilled doctor. Stage mission: Obtain a legal medical license . Mission time limit: One year. Mission reward: 10,000 points! Failure penalty: Continuous mild electric shock massage (until mission completion) . Are you kidding me?! You want a funeral worker to take a medical license exam?! This has a huge impact. Although the behavior is debatable , let’s just let it go this time . Don’t let it happen again. As for the above, you handle it yourselves and don’t cause trouble for the museum. I haven’t even read the first chapter of “Human Anatomy,” how is this possible?! Warning: Please face the mission positively! Negative attitude will trigger a penalty preview! A weak electric current spread throughout Bu Zhengjing’s body! It’s okay. 0000 This broken system is serious. In the next few days, Bu Zhengjing continued his usual broadcasts and boasting , and also started his learning journey . The comments from the viewers were really unserious. Is Dr. Bu on duty today? Main package, can you help me look at my CT scan? Even more outrageous, someone actually came to the funeral home to “seek medical help” . Excuse me, is Dr. Bu, who saved people on the road yesterday, here? Can you help me with my rheumatism? Uncle and aunt, this is a funeral home, we don’t treat the living. Jooooo That’s the crematorium, don’t go in! 06000 Little friend, who are you looking for? Have you gotten separated from your family? I’m looking for my mother. Are you looking for your mother? Is your mother an employee here? They said that my mother was last here. She fell asleep here . I want to see her . I just want to… see her… 000oo0 Child, this is not where your mother sleeps . Your mother. Jooooo She went to a very, very far away and very quiet place to rest. Where is your father? Why did you come here alone? A very, very far place. oooo… Dad. Noooo Dad’s home. Voooo He’s always at home looking at Mom’s picture and drinking. ooooo I miss Mom so much that I came by myself. A life-threatening patient has been detected! Severe subcapsular hepatitis with active swelling, decompensated stage, and signs of impending shock! The target is in critical condition . Please send the patient to the hospital immediately for emergency treatment! My God! Funeral worker Bu Zhengjing was bragging to his viewers when he encountered a child in critical condition with internal swelling?! My God! What happened again? Bu Zhengjing, he doesn’t just miss his mom , his internal swelling is very serious! Call 120 immediately and send him to the hospital for emergency treatment ! Call 120 immediately and send him to the hospital for emergency treatment! Internal swelling? Is Master Bu possessed by a miracle doctor again? Is he seeing things? But internal swelling is too exaggerated, isn’t it? Bu Zhengjing, what nonsense are you talking about! Look carefully, the child is just overly sad and may not have eaten breakfast, so he’s weak! Where did this internal swelling come from? Do you always have to make such a sensational story? “Seriously ? Are you sure you’re not mistaken? The child is just crying a bit, and his face is a little pale . This is terrifying! Yeah, seriously, what could a little kid possibly have ? At most, it’s just an upset stomach . Or … should we take another look? Let’s make sure? Don’t let it be a medical diagnosis. Warning! The risk of internal bleeding is continuously increasing. Please take him to the hospital immediately. Mission failed. The host will experience ‘acute liver failure for one week!’ I’m not lying! It’s absolutely true! If we don’t correct it now, it will be too late. Trust me this once! Little friend, don’t be afraid! Tell Uncle , does it hurt a lot here? Did someone hit you hard here? Or did you accidentally fall from a high place and hit it? Tell Uncle, okay?” At this moment, the little boy was completely frightened by the sudden tension and argument of the adults. His little body trembled. “Shut up ! Look how scared you’ve made the child! How can you ask such a question!” Just then, a figure rushed into the funeral home’s small hall, carrying a strong aura of evil spirits ! “What are you all doing surrounding my son?!” “Sir, you’ve come at the right time! Your child ran over to his mother, and our employee said the child has some internal problems . We’re asking the child about it!” “Put your mouth down! My son is perfectly fine ! You’re that charlatan Shenmu Kun from Wang Shang, aren’t you? You ‘ve got the nerve to mess with me! I’m telling you, my wife just left, I’m in a bad mood! Don’t provoke me! Serious warning: Mission failed ! You will experience acute symptoms ! Mr. Yuan Jie, calm down ! The child really… really what?! Xiao Xuan, come on, come home with Daddy ! Don’t listen to this person’s nonsense! My stomach hurts, it hurts so much. You drank some poison yesterday and accidentally kicked me here , it hurts so much! Oh, Mommy, I want Mommy! I kicked you?! I’m getting goosebumps ! Master Bu, is your mouth blessed?” Curator: Shouldn’t we add emergency triage to our services? Li Jie tried hard to recall what he drank yesterday. It seemed like he bumped into something, but he didn’t pay any attention at the time. “Dad, it hurts so much ! Did you hear that?! It’s a liver rupture caused by external injury ! Get him to the hospital quickly! The child can’t hold on much longer … I… Xiao Xuan! Xiao Xuan, Dad was wrong , please don’t get hurt!” It was actually quite serious. You… ooo How did you know the child had internal bleeding? Curator, haven’t I been studying hard for exams lately? I just read a similar case in the book . External impact to the abdomen, especially the liver area, can cause delayed subcapsular hematoma rupture. I saw that the child was pale, his hands were constantly protecting his right side, and he said he missed his mother, so he must have encountered something sad. I made a bold guess, but I didn’t expect it. It really is snowing inside! Knowledge is power! This time, we are so grateful to you. We were too hasty. If we had delayed the child , I don’t even want to think about the consequences . Director, don’t say that. Everyone’s first reaction in this situation is disbelief. It’s good that the child is okay. Time passed by , and finally, a few hours later, the child was brought in just in time. A few minutes later, the consequences would have been unimaginable. Now the child is temporarily out of danger , but still needs close observation in the ICU. Okay, okay, thank you, doctor. At this time, Bu Zhengjing saw the video of snowing inside the body going viral on the internet! It caused a crazy discussion among netizens! I declare that from now on , Master Bu is my only doctor on the internet!! So, is Doooooo Funeral Home really going to start a pre-diagnosis service? A one-stop service for washing and rinsing? Is it too late to apply for a job at the funeral home where Master Bu works ? I just need a meal! I mainly want to learn the skills!! Some people questioned it, some were shocked, and most thought it was purely a coincidence . How could a funeral worker become a doctor?! The next day, news came that the child’s condition had stabilized. Bu Zhengjing and the curator came to visit. Seeing Li Jie, he seemed like a different person. He was no longer full of dejection and despair, but instead had deep regret, fear, and a rekindled light called responsibility. ” Mr. Li, I’m sorry, I’m so sorry. I was drunk yesterday and almost killed Xiao Xuan. Thank you! Thank you for insisting on saving him despite what we said ! Thank you too.” “Thud!” I woke up. I’m not a good husband. I’m sorry to his mother. ” Mr. Li, it’s all in the past . It’s good that the child is okay . Take good care of him from now on. He is your greatest hope. Yes, I will never drink again! I will not dwell on the past anymore. Xiao Xuan needs me. I have to raise him well . I didn’t see it, but I saw it for him. I owe them too much. ” Target vital signs detected, stable and developing in a positive direction. Congratulations, host, you have gained 500 points , obtained “Traditional Chinese Medicine Theory Knowledge”, and obtained the Dog-level CPR skill. Dog-level system, so helpful today?! Master? You are Master Bu from the Hall of Rebirth, right?! Yes , I am. And you are? It really is Master Bu! I never expected to meet you here! My name is Lin Shiyu, this is my colleague Li Meng. The fat beef next to me seems to be… Oh, I sense the presence of a fortune teller . I immediately opened my phone and started playing a game. Family, breaking news! I unexpectedly ran into two female fans offline ! It seems Dr. Bu’s reputation can’t be hidden! Are you here seeking treatment because of his reputation? They don’t look like they have any big hair, but why are they all so round? Ladies, I’m just a funeral worker, not a guest. Master, please don’t be modest. Your video of saving people has gone viral online. Everyone says you have a unique eye and calls you Dr. Bu! So, could you please take a look at us too? I really don’t know how to diagnose; I just guessed correctly by luck. If you need medical attention, you should go see a doctor. Dr. Bu, we’ve seen many doctors in the past two years, both Chinese and Western medicine, and they all said there’s nothing seriously wrong. We’re at our wits’ end. Please help us, even just a hint would be helpful! “Seriously, if you can, please take a look and say a few words to comfort me. Yes, Mr. Bu , please put in some more effort and give me some pointers . Don’t hide your abilities anymore. ” Seeing that he couldn’t refuse, Bu Zhengjing said , “Ladies, let me make this clear beforehand. I’m really not a doctor . I’ve just been learning recently and know a little bit. I can only offer my personal opinion. To determine the specific illness, we need to have it checked. Understand?” “Understood, understood. We would be extremely grateful if you could help us. Tell us about your symptoms. In the past two years, we’ve gained almost 50 pounds like balloons ! We can’t lose weight no matter what we do . We gain weight even from drinking water. We’ve seen many doctors , and they all say there’s nothing seriously wrong. It’s probably just a matter of constitution , but we really feel something is wrong . Could you take a look and see what’s causing this? ” “Let me take your pulse.” Bu Zhengjing used pulse diagnosis as a cover to activate the system scan. “System scan detected . Host request for help. System-assisted scanning in progress. ooooo. System-assisted scanning in progress. When did this guy learn to take pulses? ” ” System scan complete. Mission failed. The host will experience continuous intestinal colic for 24 hours. Little master, how is it? What’s causing this?” You guys must have gotten a stroke! (Original post by @小正经医院访 小孩哥) I encountered a stroke-prone 20-year-old woman at the hospital ! I encountered a stroke-prone 20-year-old woman?! Master Bu, how are you? What’s wrong with me? You guys must have gotten a stroke! A stroke? You diagnosed it by pulse diagnosis? I seriously suspect Master Bu is up to something! But seriously, funeral homes teach pulse diagnosis?? Is Master Bu from the funeral home changing careers? Impossible! We eat in the company cafeteria or bring our own food, and we drink bottled water , how could we get a stroke? Yes, Master Bu , yes, could you be mistaken? Isn’t this a normal stroke ? Think carefully, besides weight gain, are there any other abnormalities in your body? Yes! I really crave sweets now, I ‘ve never been this craving before . I’m also very irregular. I used to think it was because of stress . Are there many people in your company who inexplicably gain weight? Almost everyone is gaining weight! We used to joke that the company was a gathering place for both women and men, and what’s even stranger is that female colleagues have been getting pregnant one after another in the past two years . Even Aunt Liu, the company’s cleaning lady, who was almost dying, suddenly…oooooo, she got pregnant last month! We were saying she’d had a second spring in her life, and now everyone’s getting pregnant?! Could some cuties have been drugged at the company? The situation is very serious . You’ve all likely been drugged with some kind of hormone that interferes with your endocrine system for a long time . System notification: Long-term ingestion of low-dose novel hormones has led to obesity and metabolic disorders. Please tell the patient to stop ingesting the hormones and find the culprit! I’m just a mortal, what kind of strange tasks are these?! Task failed. The host will experience continuous intestinal colic for 24 hours. What kind of terrible system is this ? What should we do? Should we hold on tight? Holding on tight means we should definitely report it, but we don’t have enough evidence right now. Go back immediately and find a few trustworthy colleagues. Do n’t make a fuss , but observe secretly. Pay special attention to the company’s public areas, especially the water dispenser and coffee machine . See if there’s anything suspicious ! We’re going back right away! Thank you, Master Bu! Outrageous! This is the first time I’ve heard of someone getting pregnant after voting for a company . This world is crazy! Master Bu, is this for real? By the way, how did you figure it out? And when did you learn pulse diagnosis? I ‘ve never heard you mention this before. Oh, you know I’ve been studying Traditional Chinese Medicine recently. I noticed that these two girls’ complexions are an abnormal , slightly dark, flushed red. It’s like their Qi and Xue were being forcibly activated by something. Their metabolism is completely messed up, and they can’t expel the dampness. This is called “damage to the meridians, condensation of fluids into phlegm , and phlegm and blood stasis. ” Although I don’t understand it , it sounds amazing! Is Master Bu’s knowledge really that extensive? As for pulse diagnosis … Actually, my grandpa is a traditional Chinese medicine doctor, and I learned a couple of tricks from him. If I ever have a headache or other brain problem , I’ll come to you! But wait! You should go to a proper hospital. My main job is the same as yours – bone-setting. And at this moment, watching Bu Zhengchang and Bu Zhengshan on TV , my brain went blank. Dad, when did you teach that kid any real skills? And you taught him so well? I’d like to teach him, but from childhood to adulthood, when have you ever seen him care about any of our family’s medicines? I asked him to memorize the “Tangtou Ge” (a traditional Chinese medicine formula), and he turned it into a rap. I asked him… He asked me if I could soak my feet to lose weight. Last time I came back, I only mentioned it briefly and asked him to learn how to feel someone’s pulse, and he ran off faster than a rabbit! But his eyes were so certain, as if he could see the person’s internal condition with his own eyes. How could that be? Something’s definitely up! This kid, could he have some powerful backer guiding him? But what powerful person would give up such a chance to make a name for themselves to a funeral home? Dad, anyway, he saved someone this time without any problems , but this method is too scary. ” I , Bu Zhengchang, have spent my whole life practicing medicine, and this kid is going to use this crooked trick to promote my reputation! He even learned it from me! When he gets back, I’m going to have a good talk with him and see if he learned it from me in a dream. At least he’s trying to learn from my family’s teachings and hasn’t completely forgotten his roots. I’ll have to have a good talk with him when he gets back. ” Meanwhile, Bu Zhengchang, a mortal, visited the child . He returned to the funeral home only to find a long queue outside! What’s going on? Weren’t all the cases for today finished?! Here they come! Dr. Bu returned … “Here he comes ! We’ve been waiting for you , Dr. Bu! Please take a look at me! ” “Little Bu, please check my headaches, I’ve had them for five years , the hospital can’t find anything wrong! ” ” My wife coughs at night and can’t sleep, could it be a lung problem? ” “I came first! ” “Dr. Bu, I’ve been having insomnia and vivid dreams lately, could it be a brain problem?” A barrage of questions and diagnoses rained down on Dr. Bu like snowflakes. ” Quiet down ! This is a funeral home , a solemn place! Not a community health service center, what kind of place is this! ” “Everyone: I’m really not a doctor , I just got lucky and guessed right. I’m just one of our employees, not some kind of doctor. Please don’t believe the rumors, Director! Don’t hide it from us! Old Li’s relatives all said Dr. Bu has supernatural powers and can tell what’s wrong instantly!” “Yes, please take a look at us, fellow villagers, friends. I understand your eagerness for medical help. Well then , since you all trust us so much, the funeral home has decided in an internal meeting to make an exception and provide a special health care service. When was this decided ? But! We are not professional medical resources… ” Limited! To ensure quality and not disrupt our normal funeral service consultation slots, each consultation slot requires advance booking on a first-come, first-served basis. And! Priority is given to our long-term clients— family members who have previously handled matters at our facility ? Manager, your threshold is way too low-class! Who would want to become a long-term client here?! Exactly ! I’m perfectly healthy, and my elderly relatives are all in good health. When will I ever get a chance? If I had known this would happen, I wouldn’t have bothered with other places. Manager, but… So, if I’m doing business now, does that count as being a long-term client ? Yes, yes, manager, can I reserve a mortuary for myself first? Picking a cheap one … With that, the handsome young man turned and walked towards the front desk. “I want to buy a cremation box! I’ll buy one to keep! Can I reserve a pet caddy for my hamster ? Sorry, we only serve humans! Then I’ll book a veterinarian first, just in case.” The scene became chaotic; the originally solemn and dignified funeral home lobby instantly transformed into a scene of “future needs.” The scene of grabbing shellfish was fragrant. Please register and line up in order. Cooooo, what else can we do? This overwhelming wealth, although it came a bit like a shoe store making money? Soon the next day, the funeral service continued as usual. The first “old customer” also arrived as scheduled. Old man, have a good journey . Am I seeing things? Or is the shock from last night still there?! Mom! Old man, old man, don’t scare me. Old Liu, we have no worries and no grievances!! At this moment, Bu Zhengjing, who was treating the “old customer”, suddenly heard the system’s voice in his mind! High intensity abnormal life fluctuation detected! Source: Lan Hao Spark Room Self-labeled individual Chen Zhuqi changed from deep false washing to frequent washing accompanied by a brief last gasp phenomenon! Emergency task issued: Immediately implement rescue! Detected impersonation changed from deep false washing to frequent washing! Please implement rescue immediately! Dr. Bu, what’s wrong? Why is your face so pale? Did I save him? Sorry, sir! The situation is urgent, I’ll show you twice next time! Dad’s hand, boooo, did it move just now? It seems like Grandpa didn’t wash! Grandpa is alive! Everyone move aside to keep the air circulating , he can still be saved! Old Liu, quickly lift the old man down! Okay, okay! No food. o0oooo Please host immediately perform CPR . Doctor Bu, my dad, he might have been in a deep false cleansing before , but now he’s in a lucid cleansing, he’s still alive! At this moment, the other staff in the funeral home heard the commotion and rushed over, and were dumbfounded when they saw this ! Seriously, you… Moooo, what are you doing?! Old Liu, what’s going on? Director, it’s not my fault, the old man moved by himself . Seriously , Boood, is he really saved? Yes! Vital signs are recovering, but we must persevere! Family members, Old Bu Wen has done something big! Live broadcast, booooo, what the hell! Is this even acceptable to broadcast? We’re at the funeral home. Time ticked by , and Bu Zhengjing was already drenched in sweat , but the old man still showed no signs of waking up . Continue the compressions! Original @Bu Zhengjing suggests combining with artificial respiration. Original @Bu Zhengjing Original @Bu Zhengjing Watching the old man’s work. Original @Bu Zhengjing Slightly parted lips. Original @F Zhengjing A wave of nausea washed over him. Please execute immediately! Mission failed. The host will experience 72 hours of acute pancreatitis! This damn system is too cruel! For my pancreas! Dr. Bu, you’ve really gone through so much! When my dad wakes up , I’ll make him kowtow to you! How can you even do that? Truly a doctor’s compassion! Compressions and breaths, circulation for who knows how long… Just when Bu Zhengjing felt his arm was about to give way, a clear cough rang out! He ‘s really alive! God , a miracle! Dr. Bu, you’re such a good person! Mom… we really snatched him back from the salt king ! System notification: Target’s vital signs are stabilizing, out of danger, spontaneous circulation has been initially established. Recommendation: Immediately transfer to the hospital for advanced life support! “Hurry, 120! Explain the situation! ” The curator jumped up and immediately pulled out his phone! “This is Wangshengtang Funeral Home! We have an elderly person here who almost died from a carpal tunnel fracture , but now they show signs of life! Please come quickly !” Soon after, the paramedics arrived at the scene. [Original post by @卜: Seeing this scene, I was completely dumbfounded. Original post by @L: Seriously, the carotid pulse has returned, spontaneous breathing has returned. Are you kidding me?! After all these years of emergency care, this is the first time I’ve ever been transported from a funeral home to a hospital. Dude, you ‘re amazing! Dr. Bu is truly skilled! Even the 120 doctors praised him!” As the ambulance sped away, the “helpful” family recorded a video with the caption ” Shocking!” A video of a young man performing CPR on an elderly person near death at the crematorium has gone viral! What?! I was stunned! He really pulled the elderly person back from the crematorium door?? This video gave me goosebumps! That guy’s movements were so precise! He seemed even more efficient than us resident trainees ! Are funeral homes now so big that they can even take on 120 (emergency services) jobs? From today onwards , this funeral home is sealed in my heart! If anyone in my family has an accident, I ‘ll definitely send them there! I feel safe there! Some people were amazed, some were making jokes, and all sorts of voices intertwined , pushing the “funeral home miracle doctor Bu Zhengjing” hot dog to an unprecedented peak! At this moment, Bu Zhengjing slumped in his chair, the soreness in his arms reminding him that everything just now was not a dream . You’re too amazing ! You’re so cool! You’re so cool! This kind of operation at the crematorium is something even movies wouldn’t dare to film . Let me take a breath. I feel like my body is empty. Seriously , well done! But could you at least give me a heads-up next time? My heart can’t take it, Seriously! Thanks to you today, otherwise I’d never dare press that start button again. Now, even looking at that stove, I feel like it’s laughing at me for my lack of skill . Should our facility keep a defibrillator on hand from now on? More than a defibrillator, I think we could open an ICU! No way! This has to be celebrated! Old Bu, what do you want to eat? Barbecue? Hot pot? My treat! Today you have to tell me what it felt like to give CPR to that old man who almost had a fire? Wasn’t it a kind of romantic, life-or-death experience? I just want to come to… I just want to come to … I just want to come to… This shift is getting more and more exciting ! It’s not only tiring for my arms and mouth, but also incredibly tiring for my heart (scared) and brain (trying to explain). Alright, alright, everyone stop crowding around and let Seriously rest! Today’s incident… apo08, although it was thrilling , the result was good , seriously, I’ll give you a big thumbs up! This month, Mane doubled his beef skewers, what kind of yoga are you practicing? Old Bu, don’t even mention it , it’s all because of yesterday’s hotpot, this old hemorrhoid is protesting, now it feels like a cactus. Go to the hospital as soon as you’re done today, it’s nothing serious, just a little hemorrhoid, don’t worry about it, it’ll go back on its own after I rest for a while. What did I say? Eat less spicy food, haven’t you heard that hotpot without spice is like eating for nothing ? Now you know what “a withered chrysanthemum” feels like, right? When you get to the village, you better be on your best behavior and put away that smug look! The host’s surname is Niu, it’s a happy funeral, the family requests a solemn and warm atmosphere, and you ‘re acting like you’re probing for landmines, like a government official! Zhengding EE Curator, don’t worry! I promise I’ll switch to “professional funeral service mode” as soon as I arrive and won’t let our facility down! Are you the staff from Wangshengtang Funeral Home? Thank you for coming so early. Was your journey safe? Brother Niu, please accept my condolences. I hope your journey was smooth. The old man lived a long life; this is a joyous occasion. Please take care of yourselves and your family. The old man passed away peacefully. We children are somewhat comforted that he didn’t suffer too much . Everything is almost ready, the mourning tent is set up, and we’re just waiting for you all to take charge. You’re too kind. We’re here to help and will do our best to ensure the old man passes away with dignity and peace. After a few simple pleasantries , the director lowered his voice and began to give instructions. “Old Liu, get the people in the circle and arrange the order. The big ones are in the inside, and the small ones are in the outside. Make sure the funeral couplets are in order.” “Xiangxiang, go and double-check the funeral service process and eulogy with the family. Don’t make any mistakes.” “Sister Wang, be careful and gentle when handling the body, with respect! ” “Fei Niu, double-check the sound equipment. The funeral music should be low and solemn . Don’t let any of those folk songs suddenly pop out! ” “Zhengjing, you… boooo, you first maintain order . We ‘re not open unless absolutely necessary , understand? ” “Understood, understood! Don’t worry, Director , I won’t cause any trouble.” Everyone obeyed and immediately got busy. Bu Zhengjing was also about to go and help when a voice suddenly rang out . ” Young man, I have something to ask you. Are you Dr. Bu from the city’s funeral home?” “Grandpa, you’ve mistaken us for someone else! We’re here to help with the funeral arrangements, no mistake, no mistake ! I saw the video on my son’s phone, it was crystal clear you saved an old man in that crematorium , and you were really good at it! Absolutely amazing!” ” What? That miracle doctor from the city is here? Is it really Dr. Bu?! Quick, take a look at this huge lump on his butt! ” A cacophony of voices instantly surrounded Bu Zhengjing, making it impossible for him to move. Good heavens , Old Liu, look at this commotion ! Are we here to handle some business or to open a rural joint free clinic? Old Bu’s fame is almost as big as that big locust tree in the village! There’s no way to hide it, Zhengjing’s skills are too great . Folks! Quiet down! Original Sword C, under Zheng Gong:
We are funeral home staff. Original @Bu Zhengjing: It’s currently the mourning period, please remain solemn . Original @Xia Zhengjing: Respect the deceased and the bereaved family. Zhengjing: We are at our posts now. Can we talk about anything else after the ceremony ? Yes, uncles and aunts, the funeral home staff are here to help send my father off. They won’t be leaving immediately. Can we talk about anything else after we finish our business? That’s right, that’s right! We were so happy to see the miracle doctor that we forgot about this. Nephew, I’m so sorry for disturbing the old man. Please forgive us . We really should have forgotten our manners . Brother Niu is always so kind to us ; we shouldn’t have done this. Most of the villagers are simple and understanding. Realizing the inappropriateness of the occasion , they dispersed apologetically. Soon, the simple farewell ceremony ended in a solemn atmosphere . The remaining cleanup work, amidst the villagers’ enthusiasm, began the “assembly line diagnosis” mode. ” Old lady, didn’t you always complain of a stomachache? Can you have Dr. Bu take a look ? I’m fine, don’t bother him. If you’re uncomfortable, you need to get treatment! How can you get better if you hide it?! Dr. Bu is a good doctor, and his skills are excellent . It’ll make you feel more at ease if he examines you , won’t it?” “That’s right, Dr. Bu rarely comes . I heard that others have to wait in line to see him .” What are you afraid of? I’ll take you there! Dr. Bu, this is Grandma Sun from the west end of the village , who lives alone . She always complains of a stomachache. Can you take a look and see what’s wrong? Grandma Sun, a stomachache ? Grandma Sun, let me take your pulse . Thank you, Dr. Bu . System scanning, please wait. Call an ambulance immediately to the Municipal People’s Hospital! People’s Hospital! Call an ambulance immediately to the Municipal People’s Hospital! Call an ambulance? I just have a slight stomachache, why do I need to call an ambulance? Yes, Dr. Bu, don’t scare us. This old lady just feels a little unwell , why do we need to call an ambulance? Grandma Sun, think carefully, is this stomachache different from usual? Do you feel like something is jumping inside, especially when you’re lying quietly? Yes, that’s true . I thought it was just hunger. Is your stomachache also radiating to your lower back? My back has been aching and painful for a long time? Amazing! It’s truly amazing! My lower back is sore and painful, it’s been really uncomfortable! I can’t sleep well at night. Recently, I’ve also had sudden dizziness, blurred vision, and almost losing my balance, right? Yes, yes! Just the morning before yesterday, I got up, took a few steps, and suddenly everything went black and the world spun around me. Luckily, I managed to grab the wall and go to the doctor. What… what’s wrong with me? What incurable disease do I have? Dr. Bu, please tell me quickly, what’s wrong with this lady ? Why is she so sick?! The situation is critical! [Original @ Seriously] I highly suspect it’s an abdominal aortic aneurysm. [Original @ Seriously] It could rupture at any time! Original @Bu Zhengjing: You said you felt something jumping around. Original @Actually, it’s snow flow impacting the tumor. The back pain is caused by the tumor compressing the tissue , and the sudden dizziness is very likely because the tumor has started to ooze a small amount of snow. This is a high-risk symptom! You must go to the hospital immediately! Is it that serious?! What should we do? I’ll call an ambulance right now! Grandma Sun, don’t worry , I’ll contact your son to come back. An ambulance will take at least two hours round trip, I’ll drive you directly! Yes, yes, yes! Er Mu, drive fast! I’ll go with you! Old sister, I’ll go to the hospital with you! Grandma Sun, don’t be nervous, we found it in time, it’s definitely not too late to go to the hospital now! You have to trust modern medicine and trust yourself . So many people are here to help you, and your son is on his way back too. I understand, thank you doctor and thank you everyone. 000000 Don’t worry, Mr. Bu, I will take good care of you . We’ll set off now, we ‘ll be at the hospital in an hour! Under everyone’s watchful eyes, the car quickly set off . Old Bu, you’re amazing! You can tell all this by touch? Traditional Chinese medicine emphasizes “observation, auscultation, inquiry, and palpation.” Actually, Grandma Sun’s symptoms were quite obvious. First, her complexion was a dull, dark “black,” a critical sign of impaired qi circulation. Second, her pulse was hard as stone , strong yet without any gentleness. This is a critical sign of the leakage of vital energy from the five internal organs. Add to that the throbbing in her abdomen, back pain, and sudden dizziness , and these combined symptoms would be considered a sign of impaired qi circulation in traditional Chinese medicine. Of course, this is just my judgment based on the signs of impaired qi circulation ; we’ll have to wait for the hospital’s examination results to know the full extent of the problem. But just the fact that you could see these signs has already saved Grandma Sun’s life ! Old Bu, you’re amazing! It’s truly fortunate that Master Bu was here. If she had suddenly fallen ill at home , she would have been in dire straits. Master Bu, we are so grateful to you today! Not only did you handle my father’s funeral properly, but you also saved Grandma Sun’s life. Our Niujia Village will remember this kindness ! Everyone, you’re too kind. Now we just hope Grandma Sun can reach the hospital safely. Doctor! The old woman’s blood vessel is about to burst! When did it start? Has anyone seen her before? Today, a funeral home worker named Master Bu came to the village. He said it was an abdominal aortic aneurysm that could rupture at any moment! A funeral home worker?! Let’s do a CT scan first . The results came back quickly, and the doctor’s face immediately turned serious! It was indeed an abdominal aortic aneurysm! Prepare for surgery immediately! As Grandma Sun was wheeled into the operating room, both of them felt a bit relieved . It’s all my fault! Mom said her stomach was uncomfortable last week, but I thought it was just an old problem . If I had taken her to get checked sooner… Now is not the time to talk about that. Thanks to Master Bu, he saw it right away , otherwise the consequences would have been unimaginable. Yes, the worker said it was discovered in time, and Auntie will definitely be alright! Thank you all. Once Mom gets better, I will definitely come to thank Master Bu! On the other side, Bu Zhengjing and his group returned to the funeral home, and a familiar figure suddenly appeared! Master Bu, is it finally my turn? I’ve been feeling dizzy, lightheaded, and my neck has been bothering me for months . 0ooooo! Grandpa, you’re really pushing yourself so late at night ! Grandpa, your perseverance is even better than my hemorrhoids! Patient diagnosis: Severe visual fatigue, cervical spondylosis, neurasthenia. System prompt: Target: High-frequency video watching in the early morning , continuous tension in eye muscles. Please advise the host to immediately activate the “Stop Dogs to Save Life” emergency plan! Grandpa, your illness is easy to cure. Play less on your phone at night, especially in the middle of the night. Master Bu, you ‘re wrong! I go to bed very early, as soon as it gets dark. I don’t even know how to use a phone. Original @Bu Zhengjing Original @Bu Zhengjing Your dark circles are comparable to smoky makeup. This is proof of staying up all night watching videos! Your neck is stiff like a stick. This is the retribution for long-term looking down at videos! Your memory is worse than a goldfish . This is the sequela of insufficient sleep! Master! “I confess, I confess everything! My grandson downloaded a slow-motion video for me. I just watched it for fun at first , who knew this thing would twist! Those young ladies… no, the excavator is really good at digging, it’s so hard! You know your eyes are made of X-rays, right?” Master Xia, I know I was wrong! Then I’ll play during the day from now on, okay? The daytime light is better and won’t strain my eyes! I promise I’ll go to bed on time every night! Grandpa, playing during the day is fine, but you have to control the time and get up and move around more, look at distant objects , okay, okay ! I promise! Doctor, how is my mother? The surgery was a success! The tumor has been removed, and the elderly woman is temporarily out of danger! You brought her here very timely; any later and the consequences would have been unimaginable! Thank you! Thank you, doctor! That’s wonderful! Thanks to Master Xia! Now I can rest assured! Auntie, and Master Bu, whom I haven’t met yet, thank you all! You are my mother’s saviors! You are also the great benefactors of our whole family! Family, family, have you missed me? Welcome to “Wang Sheng Tang No Serious Broadcast Room”! Today we’re broadcasting from our usual spot, with the atmosphere maximizing! Hey Fatty, how’s your butt? Where’s Serious Bro? I want to see Serious Bro unleash his magic! My grandma watched Master Bu’s videos and now she makes me go to the funeral home for a checkup every day! I heard Master Bu can even tell if someone has athlete’s foot ? Absolutely! Our old man knows everything from astronomy to geography, and can even cure all sorts of difficult diseases! The other day, even the old man and doctor at the crematorium were stunned ! Fatty, mind the occasion, Master Lan, is this a legitimate broadcasting location? Does it mean broadcasting from the funeral home and also saving lives on the side? Master… Poooooo Our “old customer” is here ! Get ready to witness another miracle, Master Bu! The moment the man opened his mouth, an indescribable stench assaulted Bu Zhengjing and his companion! This smell, my god! How strong is this smell? Even fatty beef can’t stand it? No wonder his wife is wearing a mask! This is terrible! How many times have I told you! Don’t talk to people! I’m sorry, I’m really sorry , I’ve had this bad breath for years , there’s just no way to deal with it. Master Bu, please don’t mind the smell. It’s almost unbearable to stay in the house; we have to sleep in separate rooms, otherwise we’ll really develop a bad habit . Brother, this isn’t just bad breath, it’s “sky-shattering”! I almost saw my great-grandmother! How long has this been going on? Besides bad breath , are there any other symptoms? It ‘s been like this for years! Not only does my breath smell bad, but I also frequently have headaches and toothaches. I initially thought it was just tooth inflammation. I even had two wisdom teeth pulled , but it didn’t help at all. It still hurts, and it still smells bad! No wonder! I’ve tried everything – mouthwash like water, nothing works. I went to the hospital , they prescribed some medicine, but it didn’t help either. Hey, this sounds like sinusitis or something? Can it really smell this bad? Let me take your pulse . System scanning, please wait. I guess it’s tonsil stones . Original @FL I guess it’s tonsil stones. Original @Bu Zhengjing That stuff really stinks! Master, what’s wrong with me? Just call an ambulance to the hospital! During the live stream of Maigu Feihe, an 80-year-old man asked me to see what was wrong with him , and I just said it! Just call an ambulance to the hospital! This caused a huge uproar! The live stream chat exploded! Master, you just said ambulance level? This guy’s bad breath is definitely biochemical level 57! Call an ambulance again? Does this guy have a rice-eating pool in his stomach? Master Bu, please don’t scare me ! Master Bu, please don’t scare me! Do I have some kind of terminal illness? Give me a straight answer , what’s wrong ? It’s even more troublesome than a terminal illness! I suspect there’s something in your head, a broken knife! A knife?! In your head? Master Bu, please don’t scare me. How is this possible? How could I not know I had a knife in my head? Besides, if I had a knife, would I still be alive? I would be long gone, right? Yes, Master Bu, this is too outrageous! Besides bad breath and headaches, it’s outrageous? That’s because this thing is stuck in a very convenient position! It hasn’t killed you yet! But it’s been pressing on your nerves and stimulating your tissues! This is the root cause of your frequent headaches, even toothaches, and the bad breath. Soooooo, it ‘s not a normal stomach or mouth problem at all. It’s a special smell produced by metal corroding in the skull and slowly suppurating, a mixture of bodily fluids and a peculiar infection. How could ordinary mouthwash mask it? But how did this blade get in? I don’t even know myself. Think back carefully, before you started having these symptoms, did you have any injuries? Especially on your face! I remember! About five or six years ago, I got into a minor altercation with someone. He was swinging a small fruit around and it scratched my ear and head. I bled a little, but not much, so I went to a small clinic and got two stitches. It healed quickly. Could it be from that incident? Very likely! I guess he used too much force and broke off a piece of my brain, which stayed inside. Because the wound was small and in a hidden location , it wasn’t discovered until now. That’s how it happened! My brain has been alive for five or six years?! You’re a real man, bro!! Thank you, Master H. If it weren’t for you , I might have… Enough said, let’s go to the hospital. When we get there, we’ll say we need a brain CT scan and explain the situation to the doctor . Okay, okay, we’re going now. From now on , if anyone says funeral homes are unlucky, I’ll fight them! This is clearly a miraculous recovery! I suggest this guy get the pieces removed, have a craftsman frame them , and title them: “The Tenant in My Brain.” Just then, a shrill voice attracted everyone’s attention . Mom! My mom! I want to see my mom! Let me see my mom one last time! Please! “Sir, sir, please don’t rush. Sir, sir, please don’t rush. Tell me slowly. Who are you looking for? Who is your mother? She was just brought here! Her surname is Lin! Lin Guifang! She’s my mother! Let me see her! ” Xiangxiang quickly searched on the computer and said, ” Ms. Lin Guifang is already prepared in the matchmaking room. I’ll take you there. ” Bu Zhengjing and Fei Niu, who were standing nearby , followed without waiting for the broadcast. “Sister Lin, have a good journey, Mom! ” “I’m sorry! I’m so sorry, Mom! I’m late! Your son is unfilial! Your son is sorry!” At this moment, the curator, who had heard the commotion, and several family members waiting in the lounge rushed over . They saw the man and a complicated expression on his face . “Why are you here? ” ” Didn’t you say you were too busy with work to come back? ” ” Third Aunt ,
I just found out . I just got off the train and rushed over . Why did she leave like this? Why didn’t anyone tell me?” “Tell you? Your mother won’t allow it!” She said you’re busy with work and didn’t want to bother you. Before leaving, she also told you not to let Xiao Chao know that he’s busy. These words pierced Lin Chao’s heart like a sharp knife . Dooooooo What on earth is he busy with?! Just then, an elderly woman with gray hair took out a package from her cloth bag . “Xiao Chao, this… Your mother has been keeping this close to her body . She doesn’t want you to talk about it, especially not to tell you. Dooooooo But I ‘ve been holding it in all these years! Today, I can’t keep quiet!” Lin Chao stared blankly at the unfamiliar package, his hands trembling as he took it. When the package was opened , the entire room seemed to be muted. Inside was a thick, slightly yellowed train ticket with warped edges. Lin Chao picked it up with trembling hands . The date on the ticket was early summer seven years ago. He had just had a big fight with his mother and stormed off home. “Aren’t you annoying?! If Dad were here, he would never act like this! Don’t follow me! I don’t want to see you again!” Original @Bu Zhengjing your mom.. Joooooo Original @Bu Zhengjing your mom secretly visits you every year Original @Xia Zhengjing She knows you’re stubborn and is afraid you won’t see her, so she doesn’t dare to go looking for you . She just… Doooooo She stands at the gate of your school or across the street from the building where you work, which she later found out, and tries to catch a glimpse of you from afar . Sometimes she can see you, sometimes she waits all day and still can’t see you. She said she was happy to see you gain weight, but worried so much when you lost weight that she couldn’t sleep all night. She didn’t dare call you, afraid you’d find her annoying or it would affect your work . She just watched for a while, and then… Jooooo Then she boarded the train back alone again . Poooooo Late spring, early summer, autumn, and winter— the date on the ticket silently tells the story of her repeated journeys to Lin Chao. It’s as if you can see that thin woman, who wasn’t very literate and had never traveled far in her life, longingly stepping onto that roaring green metal carriage, enduring the bumps of the long journey , just to catch a glimpse of her son from afar. Every year, your father always comes back, and your mother goes to the grave early in the morning to pull weeds and add soil, and then just sits there . She always tells us , “When Xiao Chao was little, he kissed his father. When his father left, he cried so sadly . Do you think he ‘ll come back to see his father this year?” She hopes and waits every year. oooo From sunrise to sunset, the grass on the grave turns green and then yellow. 0ooaoo But every year there’s only her Voooooo Don’t say sorry. 0000 It ‘s my fault! It’s my fault! I shouldn’t have argued with you! I shouldn’t have stayed away from home! I shouldn’t have. Koooooo I shouldn’t have! You can scold me or whatever you want! Please get up and look at me! The entire room was shrouded in a huge, suffocating sadness. Fatty Niu had already cried his eyes out. His thin body was trembling. The words of the world, words, only love hurts the most. Soooooo The words of the world, only love hurts the most . The words of the world, only love hurts the most . Cooooooo The child wants to support his parents but they are no longer there. In the broadcast room, although the picture could not be seen , the sound had already reached the ears of every listener . The barrage was no longer the previous noise but a large number of people crying . Child, don’t be like this… Let your mother go peacefully . After waiting for so many years, what she wanted to see was that you were doing well. Joooooo Lin Chao looked at his mother lying there quietly. He didn’t even have the chance to say “Mom, I’m back” again. He didn’t have the chance to eat a bite of the food she made . 00000 Tell her son knows he was wrong , son is back, son wants to talk to you… Lin Chao choked up, using a voice only the two of them could hear to recount his experiences over the years , his life, his regrets , and his longing. 0oooooo However, there was no response. Finally, with the comfort of the curator and relatives, Lin Chao tidied his mother ‘s remains and watched the conveyor belt carrying his mother slowly and solemnly slide towards her final resting place . Mom, may you have a good journey, your unfilial son. The sky outside the funeral home had darkened at some point , and a drizzle fell silently , as if it too was weeping for this retreating regret and eternal farewell. Zhengjing and Feiniu silently left the crematorium . Old Bu, do you think this counts as a kind of blood-related mental illness? Is this a kind of physical illness? A mental illness is harder to cure than a physical illness ? Original @Bu Zhengjing Only now do I understand how precious that heart is. The tree desires stillness, but the wind is not upright ; the son desires to care for his parents, but they are no longer there. The ancients were right! My dad! Call 120! Original @Bu Zhengjing She might have suddenly collapsed! Vital signs absent . Immediately begin CPR. Please retrieve the defibrillator! Are you kidding me? This is a pet store, where would I get a defibrillator?! Besides , how would I know how to use one ?! An AED has been detected in the current environment . Please retrieve it immediately! Really? Why does Dad keep this thing? Get the defibrillator now! How did you know I had one? I’m coming right now! System notification: The old man’s vital signs have completely stabilized and he was discharged today . The current host is being resuscitated. A reward is being issued for the dog’s AED operation skills! Instantly, knowledge about defibrillator use flooded Bu Zhengjing’s mind! He skillfully turned on the device and charged it ! Everyone step back and continue compressions! “Dad, you even have a defibrillator on hand? Isn’t this just in case of emergencies ? What if a pet’s family member gets too emotional and faints from crying upon hearing bad news? Better safe than sorry , right? Who knew we’d actually need it today ? Your service is so thoughtful! oooooo Aren’t you Bu Zhengjing from the funeral home?! I saw you on my phone saying you saved an old man who almost died. I remember now! Original @Bu Zhengjing , this is actually your son? You ‘ve been hiding your talent! You’re so famous now !” After several rounds of compressions , the girl suddenly gasped for breath and her chest began to rise and fall! There was movement! She’s alive! “My God! oooooo We’ve finally pulled her back from the brink of death!” Just then, the 120 ambulance arrived. The paramedics, after examining the animals, repeatedly praised the on-site handling as highly professional! “Who performed the first aid?” Everyone pointed to Bu Zhengjing. ” Are you a doctor?” “He’s the son of Old Bu, the miracle doctor at the funeral home! Saving lives is true skill, no matter where you work ! Amazing! My… Jooooo dog… 000000 Don’t worry, you go to the hospital for a checkup first. We’ll take good care of the dog, we promise to raise it well and make it chubby. ” Hearing this, the woman finally closed her eyes in relief and was picked up by the paramedics. ” Old Bu, I never expected your son to be so capable! That’s right, I’ve never heard you mention him before! ” ” I just found out too.” Amidst the praise, Zhengque treated several dogs and cats, and the crowd slowly dispersed. The pet shop returned to a brief calm. “Hey kid, why did you suddenly come back? Aren’t you at work today? ” “The manager gave us two days off.” Saying we should cherish the people around us and let us go home to visit relatives while the funeral home takes a holiday? That’s even more absurd than you knowing how to use a defibrillator! I also think it’s absurd , but that’s the truth. So where’s the defibrillator? How did you know I had one? I guessed. Aren’t you always so thoughtful? Besides, many public places have AEDs these days. You ‘re going home, your grandpa’s waiting for you! Not long after , the two returned home. What a rare guest! What wind blew our busy funeral home staff back? At the dinner table, though the dishes were set aside, things got serious. You used to hate studying medicine when you were little. I taught you to identify a single herb and you’d disappear. How come you can now spot someone’s internal organs? You can even resuscitate someone suffering from sudden dialysis? CPR, AED use— this isn’t something you can learn from reading a couple of books. You, kid, were you secretly learning outside? No, no, it really was the director. Vooooo , it really was the director . The director often trains us. He said that in our line of work, anything can happen. If a family member has an emotional breakdown, we have to be able to step in! ” It’s all part of the museum’s requirement for regular exams. To be honest, the director has indeed organized emergency training, but it’s not as professional or in-depth as this. Your director is quite interesting. I heard you’re going to sign up for a qualification exam? Oh no, how did this get to Auntie’s ears? Is that true ? Just taking the exam to warm up, not really thinking of becoming a doctor . Taking it for fun? Is this something you can just take for fun? Do you know how low the pass rate is? Perfect timing, I’m going to the hospital this afternoon, come with me . What am I going to the hospital for? Of course, to familiarize myself with the environment beforehand! Since you’re going to take the exam , you need to have some clinical experience, right? How can your director’s training alone be enough? Come with me to the emergency room and see for yourself! Yes, yes, yes, it can’t hurt to go with your aunt and see for yourself . Your aunt is doing this for your own good. ” Under the barrage of questions from several people, Bu Zheng’s resistance was instantly overwhelmed, and he was dragged to the emergency room by his aunt, Bu Mingbai. ” Xiaohan, are there any seriously ill patients? ” “Director Bu, not at the moment.” “Aren’t you the young man from the pet shop?” It’s me. 00o00 This is my nephew. He’s the one who did the initial first aid at the pet store . Turns out he ‘s a family member of Director Bu! It’s more than just initial first aid ; his CPR and AED skills were incredibly professional! If he hadn’t waited for us to arrive, it would have been too late! Director, your family’s upbringing is truly exceptional! Well done, kid! Your reputation has spread to our hidden clinic in just half a day ! @Bu Zhengjing Warning! @Bu Zhengjing Detected signs of acute systemic poisoning in a living being! Please instruct the host to conduct a serum poisoning screening! Mission failure will result in the host experiencing poisoning pain for 24 hours! Little cutie system, what’s wrong with you?! What am I supposed to say?? Mission countdown 30 seconds, punishment in progress ! You’re ruthless! Madam, please wait a moment . What can I do for you? Did you just have a checkup? How did it go? The doctor said there’s nothing seriously wrong , just a bit of gastroenteritis . He prescribed me to go home and rest. Who are you? Why are you asking this? This isn’t ordinary gastroenteritis ; I suspect you’ve been poisoned! Poisoning? Don’t scare me! The doctor said it’s just food poisoning, Ms. Li. Why are you still here ? Wasn’t this supposed to be for you to get it? Dr. Zhao, this person is stopping me, saying I’m suffering from diarrhea. Are you a family member? He’s not a family member ; this is my nephew, Bu Zhengjing. What gives your nephew the right to say my patient is suffering from diarrhea? Ms. Li just has ordinary gastroenteritis; she ‘s already had all the tests done. She’ll soon experience liver damage, but it’s not too late to save her. What gives you the right? Just because you glanced at her? I’ve been in the ER for three years. You don’t look like a doctor, do you ? I work at a funeral home . Are you some kind of miracle doctor at the funeral home?! You can tell someone has diarrhea at a glance ? I’ve seen your videos! So it’s you. You guessed right once or twice at the funeral home and now you’re instructing me on how to diagnose? Ms. Li, don’t listen to his nonsense. Her tongue coating has already started to turn black, and her gums are also oozing diarrhea. This is a common sign of diarrhea. I’ve seen too many such people at the funeral home. You think I know how to diagnose? I’m trying to save you! “You still have time to have your stomach pumped. If you delay for another two hours , you’ll have to be sent straight to our funeral home! ” You! Director Xia, is this any way of putting it? If we do all the tests as he says and they find something wrong, I’ll take responsibility , Director. This is a complete waste! This is a complete waste! Go now! What will you say when they find out there’s nothing wrong ? Okay, now that no one else is talking, right? How did you figure that out? I just noticed. I’ve seen too many morgues . To be specific, her complexion wasn’t the pale white of a healthy person , it was the ashen bluish-gray of someone who’s been through a morgue . I’m too familiar with that kind of undertone. And what else? Her pain wasn’t right. It wasn’t spasms , it was the scorching pain of someone who’d been burned. I’ve only ever seen that on those bodies . Just based on that? And the smell— her breath had a pungent odor, like the lingering smell of someone who’d been through an industrial accident. This is definitely not the smell of food poisoning. Having seen so many people die, you naturally know how someone is about to die. Director! It really is poisoning! Her liver and kidney functions are deteriorating rapidly! He was right about everything ! Original F Zhengjing, he was right about everything! Original @Bu Zhengjing , the girl in the operating room was being urgently resuscitated, but Bu Zhengjing dialed the phone and held on tightly! Uncle Hat, I suspect someone deliberately poisoned her! Poisoning? How can you be sure? The speed and severity of this kind of poisoning could never be an accident. Have you ever seen anyone with food poisoning? The stomach lining is covered in sores? What is this if not corrosion? It’s like eating industrial dye like sesame paste! Zhao Yishu! Come in and help! What kind of mess is this? I’m a funeral home worker, and you want me to instruct the living on how to save them , and I also have to do “hug” on the side ! Little cutie system, did you choose the wrong host? Detected negative host attitude, now issuing SSS-level mission! Little cutie system, what are you doing?! Detected sudden loss of consciousness in the second cubicle of the public restroom on the southeast side of this floor. Life countdown 59 seconds. Please immediately implement the rescue mission. Failure will result in permanent loss of taste! System, I’m on the 9 AM! I just want to be a funeral home worker!! I just want to be a funeral home worker. Countdown 56 seconds , move aside! Someone’s going to die! Countdown 38 seconds, oooobooo , Countdown 38 seconds, please immediately perform CPR! Seriously, there’s no time to think, start pressing immediately! My God, what happened to this person ? They fainted in the bathroom? Quickly call a nurse or doctor, someone has fainted and needs rescue! I’m fast! I’ll go call! Soon, nurses and doctors arrived! What happened? No heartbeat, no breathing ! I just started chest compressions! Emergency personnel quickly joined the resuscitation efforts , but the countdown continued! What’s going on? Why is the countdown still decreasing?! The system detected that the individual’s will to live is approaching zero! Conventional resuscitation measures are becoming increasingly ineffective! No will to live? He doesn’t want to live anymore! A chill ran down my spine! If someone has given up on life, what good are the best medical skills or the most intense chest compressions ? And at this moment of despair, a weathered old woman stumbled into the bathroom. Seeing the man on the floor, she let out a heart-wrenching cry: “My son!!” “Auntie, calm down ! We’re trying to resuscitate you! Look at your mother! Mom’s here! Can you hear me? We’re not going to suffer here anymore! Get up and come home with me! The city is full of tricks, let’s go back to the countryside! Mom has hands and feet, Mom will farm and support you!” Get up and come home with Mom . Mom will make you something delicious. Joooooo @Bu Zhengjing’s last loss of hearing! Original @Bu Zhengjing Maybe his mother can awaken his will to live! Dude , did you hear that?! Can you bear to let her, a white-haired woman, bury her black-haired son?! Son, Mom can’t live without you . Come home with Mom, okay? 00oo00 The situation is not optimistic . Family members, you need to be mentally prepared . Family members, you need to be prepared . Mom only has you left. You can’t abandon Mom ! Do you hear me?! Your mom is calling you home! She can’t live without you! Come back! For your mom, come back to life! Yao Kai L, come home with Mom. Son, come home with Mom. Mom will make you your favorite braised pork . Do you hear me?! Your mom will make you braised pork! Let’s not suffer here anymore. Go home. Mom will be with you. Son, open your eyes and look at Mom . For your mom, you’re beating your heart! Jump up! Amidst the heart-wrenching cries, a clear and powerful beep suddenly resounded throughout the scene. The previously straight line returned to a faint wave, the countdown began to slowly rise, and his heartbeat resumed! It was his mother calling him back ; prepare for defibrillation! Everyone leave! “Mom knew you couldn’t bear to leave, come back quickly! Mom will take you home , let’s go home ! ” Amidst cries that pierced the boundary between life and death, the man finally let out an extremely weak sigh , and his eyes slowly opened . “Mom’s here, Mom’s here.” Doooooo Mom’s here, Mom’s here. The paramedics quickly took the man away, leaving behind only onlookers wiping away tears. This young man must be suffering too much. If his mother hadn’t arrived in time, he would have truly lost his son . Okay, Zhengjing , you’ve brought another one back in such a short time? Isn’t your “business scope” expanding a bit too fast? I just happened to be there; I can’t just leave someone to fend for themselves, can I? That brother… it’s not easy for him either . His mother was crying. Jooooo , I think you shouldn’t go back to the funeral home , just come to our emergency room . No, no, please spare me. I just want to peacefully send people off in our little corner of the world. This kind of job of snatching people from our hands is too exciting . I’m definitely not suited to talking to people who can’t talk. By the way, that girl is out of danger now . What did Uncle Hat say? Uncle Hat said they would investigate as soon as possible . Sooooooo only ate 000oo0 seriously. 00000 Hey Black Tofu. At this time, the situation report has been released . It turns out that the owner of Hey Black Tofu used bad chemical dyes to color the tofu in order to reduce costs . He has been controlled by Uncle Hat. Original @Bu Zhengjing. As soon as the report was released, netizens were instantly furious! It is recommended to punish him severely! What’s the difference between this and deliberately killing people? As a foodie who frequents roadside stalls every day, I felt a chill down my spine when I saw this. Who knows what I’ve been eating before?! I feel like I’m only lucky! From the funeral home to the emergency room , from identifying fake feigned … ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ To be honest, these days Rocket Girls have no bottom line. What “miracle doctor”? He just happens to know CPR and how to use a defibrillator. Those things have instructions on them, right? Anyone who can read can use them after reading them once! He just happened to save a couple of people by sheer luck and got blown up like that? I think it’s all made up! So I hope that when you and your family need emergency care in the future, you ‘ll only encounter people like you who “can do it just by looking at a picture” ! What kind of attitude is this! I, Zhu Yiqun, am exposing the truth and opposing personal worship! Sir, this is a pet shop , a place for animals to be treated. If you want to discuss medical issues, please go to the hospital. My son saving someone is a fact. Whether it was luck or skill, the result is good . You’re just making a fuss here and scaring my cats and dogs . Dr. Bu is a good person. If it weren’t for him yesterday, that girl would be gone. What do you young man know! Dude, watch your mouth. If you’re so capable, why don’t you go and save someone yourself? You’ve all been ripped off! Anyone can use a defibrillator ! I could do it too! What’s the technical skill involved? He was just lucky . I think he’d collapse sooner or later! System, Scan this guy to see if he has a headache. You’re so capable, why don’t you take a look right now? Can’t tell, huh? Hahaha! System scan complete. Please advise the host to go to the hospital! Turns out, it really is a problem in his head. This is Mr. Zhu Yiqun, right? His name is quite chubby . Original @Bu Zhengjing. He just looks a bit… just looks a bit… weak. I suspect you have an undeveloped “fetus” in your head. If you keep dragging this on, you can be sent directly to our funeral home! What the hell? I have a child in my head? Mr. Zhu Yiqun, right? Lately, have you felt your head throbbing and aching when you wake up in the morning ? Like you’ve been kicked in the head? You… Nooooo, you’re talking nonsense! You’re messing with me! Do you feel dizzy and nauseous when you bend down to tie your shoelaces or cough ? I… 100000 young man, “Your reaction means Dr. Bu was right, wasn’t it? You’re really not feeling well? Then you’d better get Dr. Bu to take a look at you right away , you can’t avoid seeing a doctor! ” “What am I looking at! He’s just a blind cat from a funeral home who stumbled upon a mouse and saved two people! Do you think I’d believe him? I’m perfectly healthy , this is just from staying up all night!” “Mr. Zhu, are your vision getting increasingly blurry? When you look in the mirror, have you noticed that your right pupil is larger than your left? ” ” You… Nooo… How do you know? I haven’t told anyone any of this. Not only do I know these things, but I also know that the root of your symptoms isn’t in your nerves, nor is it from staying up all night , but rather that there’s something in your head— an undeveloped ‘fetus’! ” Upon hearing this , the audience erupted in shock! “What the hell?! A fetus? In your head? MEWU, you’re talking nonsense! I’m a man! How could I possibly be pregnant? Pregnant in my head?! Do you think this is some kind of fantasy film?! You can’t scare people like this!! I think you’re a complete fraud!” “Dr. Bu,” A fetus growing in a man’s head? That’s unheard of! It’s called a “Tianqi fetal tumor” and can contain hair, teeth, bones, skin, and even undifferentiated tissue. It can appear anywhere along the midline of the body , including the skull! Ooooo, impossible! You’re lying to me… Ooooo, believe it or not, I’m not a doctor and can’t confirm it for you . I just suggest you go to the neurosurgery department of San Shen Hospital for a head-enhanced MRI. If you delay any longer , you’ll be sent straight to our funeral home. Zhu Yiqun’s eyes were unfocused, and he turned and ran out of the pet shop . Little Bu, does he really have that thing in his head? This is just my speculation . As for whether it actually exists, we’ll have to wait for the hospital’s test results. Hearing this, the crowd didn’t say much more, but they all knew that Bu Zhengjing’s speculation was almost certainly true. The next day, after their holiday, Bu Zhengjing and Fei Niu drove to Da Guan Village to pick up a business. As soon as they arrived at the village entrance, they sensed something was wrong . Under the big locust tree, a large number of villagers had gathered to watch the commotion . Here they come, here they come ! Original @Shi Zhengjing is here, here they come! Original @K Zhengjing, this time it should work, right? Hard to say. Uncle Tiebu ‘s fate is truly unpredictable; everyone who comes here has to give him a wide berth ! Old Bu, I feel like we’re on a tour, not here to pick someone up! Make way, make way, the funeral home guys are here! Gentlemen, listen to my advice, you can’t accept this Tiebu! Old man, why can’t I accept him? This Tiebu is a nuisance! When he was eight, he was struck by lightning while playing in the back mountain and was fine! When he was twenty, he fell into an ice hole and was pulled out frozen solid, but he thawed himself at the funeral and even asked for meat! That’s right, last time he fell from a tree, his body was all over the place, we all thought he was done for , but a few days later he actually sat up, and the first thing he said was to eat braised pork! If you ask me, Uncle Tiebu must have practiced some kind of “turtle breathing technique”! I’ve personally witnessed him holding his breath underwater for half an hour! What kind of “turtle breathing technique”? I think he’s gained an unwashable body! Think about how many times he’s done this in the past forty years ? Drowning, splashing, starving, freezing— every time he’s come back alive and kicking! Shall we retreat? Original @Bu Zheng Shall we retreat? Original @Bu Zheng Jing This job is too unusual. Original @Bu Zheng Jing Just then, Original @Bu Zheng Jing A middle-aged man squeezed through the crowd and said helplessly. Original @Bu Zheng Jing A funeral home worker? Thanks for your hard work. Original @Shi Zheng Jing I am Zhang Tiebu’s nephew, Zhang Luo Original @Bu Zhengjing My Uncle is inside this time. 00000 Look at this. Not long after, several people came into the house. The head of the long iron cloth was wrapped in thick gauze , and the sunken outline could be vaguely seen . This time it looks real! 0000o0 Zhengjing appeared calm! In fact, the system scan made Bu Zhengjing feel like he had been struck by lightning! And the scan results made Bu Zhengjing feel like he had been struck by lightning! My God, it really wasn’t washed! If it were really put back, sparks would fly. Just as he was in shock, a slight cough made everyone outside explode! It moved! Uncle Iron Cloth appeared again! It came back to life! I told you he couldn’t leave! How many times has this happened? Twenty or thirty times, right? Uncle, you’re singing again , Uncle, you’re really alive again ! 00000 It appeared with a powerful breath! “Old H, let’s run! Brother Zhang, when your uncle used to have an attack, was it like this— suddenly losing his breath and pulse, like he’d been washed, but then recovering on his own after a while?” Before Zhang Luo could answer, the villagers watching outside started chattering. ” That’s right! Back when he was eight, he suddenly collapsed while working in the fields. No matter how much we called him, he wouldn’t respond, and his body wasn’t warm anymore! When he was twenty, it was even more terrifying—he was pulled out of an ice hole after half a day , and he was unrecognizable. But after lying there for a day, he sat up on his own . Before his ‘attack,’ were there any special signs? Would Bei Ru suddenly stare blankly with a fixed gaze? Or would his body move involuntarily? Now that you mention it, it seems like he might suddenly stare blankly, not responding when called, but recovering after a few seconds. Occasionally, he might have a slight twitch, but it’s not obvious. This isn’t some kind of sudden, intense spasm , nor is it something he can easily get. He might have a special kind of epilepsy . Epilepsy? Impossible! Isn’t epilepsy characterized by foaming at the mouth and convulsions?” “That ‘s right, Uncle Tiebu’s behavior is clearly that of a master. Little brother, if you don’t understand, don’t talk nonsense. The epilepsy type ‘tonic seizure’ may not have obvious convulsions during the seizure , but instead manifests as respiratory arrest and loss of consciousness, which looks exactly like a seizure. This time, the severe head injury triggered a relatively serious seizure, which may have triggered a relatively serious seizure. He has this medical history, so the symptoms are particularly realistic . But is n’t this too much of a coincidence? He can’t get a seizure every time? This situation is very special and it is easy for everyone to think about other things. Please think about it, if it is really a seizure , why is his body weaker after each seizure and why is his old head injury not healing?” These words made the villagers fall into deep thought. This is a symptom of a disease. Because it is so rare , everyone does not understand. Now that we know it may be epilepsy , we should rush to the hospital for examination and treatment, instead of continuing to treat it as some kind of seizure. Yes, yes , this little brother is right . I’ll take Uncle to the hospital! Erwa, bring your tricycle over! Third Uncle, “Go to the village secretary’s house and get some Mane.” Upon hearing this , the group quickly sprang into action, breaking the man’s forty-year-old promise . ” More important than being a good person !” ” Hey curator, guess what? That old man is amazing! Just as we were about to lift him to stop the car, he suddenly woke up with a shout! So exciting! So? He didn’t wash, maybe he has epilepsy and was taken to the hospital for treatment . So you two went to be ambulance drivers? No way, curator! We avoided a major mistake! If we had really brought him back, our curator would be serving hot dogs tomorrow! Okay, at least we didn’t get a ‘relying on the old man’ news . Okay, go ahead, there’s still a ‘regular customer’ waiting for your consultation . Master Bu, I heard you have a keen eye, can you take a look at my son ? Is he injured? Or does he have some kind of illness? Mom, I already said he’s sick , let me take his pulse first.” System scanning in progress.

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