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Ah, master, you are a monster and you don’t know how to live or die. You dare to interfere with my aunt’s business. Hahaha , ah, oh, living Bodhisattva, bless living Bodhisattva , oh, living Bodhisattva, bless living Bodhisattva, open the door, open the door . The master is here. Master. Master. Master. Master . Master. Master. Look , Master. Master. Please accept me. Oh, Master. Oh, no, no, no, no, what’s the matter with me? If you want to worship, worship the statue of Weituo. Ah, I will go over and take away the statue now. Get up quickly. Oh , oh, Holy Monk, I am blind. I have offended the Holy Monk. Please forgive me, Holy Monk. No, no, no. Yes, yes. Please Holy Monk, please save my Liang’er. Oh, I won’t come if I don’t save your son, right ? It’s just that you drove me away yesterday. The wine didn’t turn into flesh and I didn’t eat it. I’m afraid I don’t have the strength. I understand that Ah Qing is hurrying up. Prepare the wine and dishes . Let the holy monk eat and drink to his heart’s content. Okay. Sister Chang’e . Sister Chang’e . Sister Chang’e. Sister. Sister Chang’e . I miss you so much . Sister Chang’e. I miss you so much. Sister Chang’e. I really miss you. I’m not here. Hey , hey , hey, who are you? I am your monk, grandpa. Hey, see clearly who I am. Haha, the smelly monk dares to ruin my aunt’s good deeds . Ugly monk, I have no enmity with you. Why do you want to ruin my good deeds? Oops, you got kicked in the head by a donkey . Your good deeds almost became someone’s funeral. Monk, I’m in charge of this. Stop talking nonsense and let you taste the power of my aunt. You’re so screwed to death. My eyes are dazzled. I thought you were so capable with your three-legged cat skills. I think your death day has come today. Amitabha has descended from the dragon here . It’s almost dawn, so it should be gone. Hey, take a sip to celebrate. Ah . no no
no no no ah hmm no Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh . I don’t know how to do business, haha . Biao, ah, daddy is still here, Liang’er, oh, Liang’er, oh , Liang’er, you’re awake. It seems like I had a dream . Oops, silly boy, you almost lost your life. Quickly, thank the holy monk for saving your life. Come on, come on. Come on, thank the holy monk for feeding me. I’m sorry. Monk, what I am most afraid of in my life are those red tapes and clichés. Hey , come on. Hey, come on, Chen Liang, do you know your mistake? My disciple is ignorant and I don’t know where the mistake is. You are out of your mind. Oh, there is a way. The heart is innocent and not afraid of ghosts. If your heart is upright , how can you be afraid of those evil spirits harassing you? The devil is born from the heart. You should understand, right? If this disciple realizes his mistake, he must study hard and be filial to his parents and become a useful person. Haha , I feel comfortable. I can teach you, a holy monk. You just drove away the monster. What will we do if the monster comes back again ? Yes , yes. Don’t worry, it’s all on me. Hey hey hey hey hey Omani Bibi Hong Hey , okay , okay , then why can’t we see anything? Oh , you’re not a goblin, so of course you can’t see anything. Oh, holy monk, I don’t know how to repay such a great kindness. Oh, how did you end up like this ? Oh, I’ll take you back. I definitely can’t explain it . Holy monk, please don’t worry about this Vitus Buddha. For example, I will definitely help him reshape his golden body. In addition, I will also find someone to re-build a more magnificent Buddha statue and send it to your temple to worship Amitabha. Mr. Chen, your descendants will definitely be blessed if you accumulate virtuous virtues. Hahaha , okay, Ah Qing. Come on, come on, come on. This is a little thought I specially prepared for you. Well, no matter what, Don’t refuse, monk , I won’t accept so much money . Why don’t you, hahahaha, do it well and do everything according to the wishes of the holy monk , Amitabha . Hahaha , and you come here and remember my words , monk, I will remember them. Yeah, haha, hey , remember them. Don’t forget. He is really a living Bodhisattva. Liang’er said that he wants you to remember his words . What are you living in? Oh , I understand. Senior sister, senior brother, why are you like this? Senior brother, my inner elixir was taken away by a monk. Why, the inner elixir is missing. No wonder you showed your true form. Fortunately, I happened to pass by and saw you showing your true form , so I used magic to heal you. But it was only temporary. Please tell me who is so bold. It’s that stinky monk who dares to steal your inner elixir. I knocked him to the ground. I didn’t expect that his soul would come out of his body and injure me. But I could already see clearly that he was an Arhat with a golden body. By the way, there was a golden dragon coiled around him. Arhat with a golden dragon coiled around him. Arhat subduing the dragon. Arhat subduing the dragon. That’s right. If it’s really him, junior sister wants to take back your inner elixir. That’s troublesome. Senior brother, both the immortal and demon worlds know your power. Can’t we, brother and sister, defeat him together? Junior sister, even if there are four more people, we are no match for him. In my opinion only Only by inviting the master out of the cave can we defeat him. He is so powerful, so we can only outwit the junior sister . Let’s go and find out which temple this smelly monk is staying in . Amitabha , stop . Ha, Amitabha . Donor, I mean the people behind you . Hey, hey, you ’re not talking about us. Amitabha Amitabha Oh, what are you doing today? Hey, Uncle Daoji, how can you be sneaky and follow the pilgrims? Why don’t you sneak up and stand behind my butt ? Hey, you, you, don’t worry, Ji Ding, where have you been these two days ? I’m so good. I travel all over the world to beg for help. Hahaha, okay, then what kind of circle are you drawing ? I’m just drawing people and good luck . Oh, and by the way, I’m also trying to make some marriage. Haha , you are a monk and you dare to make a marriage. Oh, why are you hitting me? Your brain is broken. I mean, if I meet those crazy men and resentful women on the road, I will pair them up and turn them into a good marriage. Hey. Hey, there is a shortage of rice in the temple. You don’t do business but just mind your own business. Hey, what is nosy ? That’s a good thing. Senior brother, you can’t get married and you can’t ignore other people’s things. Hey, saying it for so long means that you haven’t made enough money yet, right? Well, today the abbot has something to do and he went out. It’s up to me to decide everything in the temple. I’ll punish you now. Go to Dabei Tower to copy the Diamond Sutra. Why go to Dabei Tower to copy the Golden Diamond Sutra ? Oh, I know all the characters in the Buddhist sutras, but I don’t know half of them. You asking me to copy the Diamond Sutra is as sad as if you don’t let me drink. Please spare me. Wow, I said you smell so much of alcohol , so you went to drink. Huh? Haven’t you ever drunk? I’ve always been a martial artist. I never drink. Well, your nose is really sharp. Even if you haven’t drunk, you know the taste of alcohol. Let it go. Hahaha. I don’t want to hear your talk anymore. Today, if you can’t finish copying the sutra, just don’t come out. Oh, senior brother, okay, let’s discuss it, okay ? I don’t have to discuss this matter with you. I can’t finish copying. I can’t eat or drink. Biqing is listening to the memorial service and I’ll leave it to you. If he comes, he’ll be like, haha, hey, uncle, I’m also entrusted and there’s nothing I can do. You have to help me. Don’t make it difficult for me. Understand, understand, monk. I finally know what it means to be a dog relying on human power. I will never embarrass that dog. Haha, you , he called me a dog master, he called me a dog, stop, stop, oh , stop, Wangcai, help, Wangcai bites, Wangcai, stop, you crazy monk , stop, don’t run, help me, come out, come out, give me Come out, you crazy monk, come out quickly. Humen is a quiet place. Please keep quiet. If you have some ability, don’t come out. I’m just waiting for you to call me a mad dog. Come out and I’ll bite you to death. I’ll bite you to death. I’ll bite you to death. Junior sister, you see there is no such monk in Lingyin Temple. How dare this stinky monk snatch me away? I must kill him for his inner alchemy. Hey , he wants me to copy the scriptures . It’s really a big deal. I have no food to eat . Hey , you are so harmful. This fox bead is powerful enough. I am not here to prevent you, a vixen, from harming others. I need to be locked up. Is this the Dabei Tower? Oh, it’s useless to keep you in this world. I’ll just break your inner alchemy to save you from causing harm to the world . Wait, don’t make any noise. Hey, hey, hey, hahahaha , hey, smelly monk, return the inner alchemy to me. What is this ? Are you a vixen? Are you a vixen? Are you a vixen? Vixen. The fox spirit, the fox spirit, the fox spirit, the fox spirit doesn’t speak . It ‘s 80% done. Hey, okay, if you can’t give it back , I’ll give it back to you, and it’s harmful . What should I do ? You see, if you don’t return the inner elixir to me, I will tear you apart. Hey, wow, no, give it back to me. Give it back, feed me. No, wow, no, no, give it to me. Hey, smelly monk , I still have to tear you apart. No, no, I tore, no, I tore , no, I tore
, no, I tore, no, I tore, no, I tore , no, I tore, no, stop , oh, okay , I’m done with you , I’ll give it back to you, junior sister , go quickly , vixen , God has a good life, monk, I ‘ll give you a chance to go back to the mountains. Practicing, I hope that one day you can cultivate into the righteous Amitabha Buddha. Thank you, senior brother, for saving me. Otherwise, Bai Ling might really show his true form this time. Junior sister , this may be your doom . There is too much right and wrong in the mortal world . Let’s retreat to the forest early and concentrate on cultivation. Senior brother, I want to meet someone. Meet someone . Who is it? Mr. Chen told me that I had fallen in love with him during the time I spent with him. Junior sister, you also know that the two of you are different and it is impossible for the two of you to have consequences. Besides, you also know the kindness I feel towards your senior brother and Bai Lin. Bai Lin doesn’t dare to forget. It’s just that I have made up my mind. Let’s meet again later, junior sister. Junior sister, when will you know my feelings for you? What happened this time ? Why do I keep getting beaten back ? Stinky monk, you have ruined my affairs over and over again. As long as you are not dead, I will be in trouble. I will go back to hell to get the Yin Fire of Samadhi . I don’t care whether you are the incarnation of an Arhat or the reincarnation of a Venerable. I’m going to burn you alive, smelly monk, you’re asking for your own death . Don’t blame me when you reach the Palace of Hell. Haha Ha , it’s on fire, it’s on fire, Dabei Tower is on fire, come on, come on, come on , oh, oh, oh, the book of a thousand times, look at it, oh, it’s such a big fire, it’s all important metal tops, what should I do, what should I do, what should I do, what should I do, what should I do , what should I do, what should I do? What are you doing? Come on , put out the fire, put out the fire, oh, put out the fire, put out the fire, put out the fire, put out the fire, put out the fire, put out the fire, put out the fire, put out the fire, put out the fire , put out the fire. Come on, put out the fire, come on, come on , come on, come on, come on, come on , come on, come on, come on, come on over there, come on, come on, you two, go over there. Wow, I’m bigger. Oh, Bi Qi, Bi Qi, what’s going on with such a big fire? I don’t know. Maybe Master Daoji fell asleep while drawing scriptures inside and knocked over the candlelight and lamp oil. So it’s that Daoji Daoji man again . I don’t know. He’s not still in there, right? Ji Daoji, where are you? Are you in there? Daoji Master Daoji Daoji Daoji Master Uncle Wow Sword Fourth Master Hahaha Sword Fourth Master Uncle Sword Fourth Master Sword Fourth Master knows that there was a fire in Dabei Tower last night. Please help put out the fire. How did this fire burn ? Oh, how did this fire burn so clean? Look, is it a will-o’- the-wisp? Ouch, what’s the will-o’-the-wisp? What’s the will -o’ -the-wisp ? What’s going on ? What’s going on? What’s going on ? I’m not dreaming, right? How could it be burned so clean? Well , where is Zhao Ji’s body ? Well, it’s terrible. How can I explain to him when Fang Zhou comes back? Wow, it’s terrible. What’s going on? What ‘s going on?
Uncle Master fell to the ground. He was sleeping on it. What did he say? What he meant was that Uncle Master fell to the ground. He is not dead yet . It’s good that he is not dead yet. I mean. I mean , I’m still alive and not dead. Oops , next time I’ll tell you
better . Come on ! Come on ! Hurry, Hurry, Hurry, Hurry, Hurry , Hurry, Hurry , Hurry, Hurry, Hurry , what’s wrong? Last night, Damu Building fired . I moved all the scriptures because of the fire. Don’t worry, I ‘m moving it out. How tired I’m moving it out. But fortunately, no one of the scriptures was damaged. Hehe, when you moved it, why didn’t we see it , and you said, “You are just putting out the fire in front and don’t help me. ” I’m moving the scriptures at the back door . But I didn’t see it. Well, you were wronged for the fire in Dabei Tower last night because of your book . I was really copying scriptures at the time. Suddenly, there was a group of green light in the southeast, a little east-southeast. This time, uncle, I said it was a will-o’-wisp, right? Yes, your size. Brother , I said you must not have done a good job copying scriptures last night. You fell asleep and knocked over the candlestick, causing the fire. Is that right? Are you right? Answer me, will you agree if I say no ? Of course you don’t agree. I am ordering you to go out and ask for alms for ten thousand taels or rebuild the Dabei Tower or expel you from the school . Ten thousand taels is not enough for you. I have to spend less than 100 taels in my life. Hey Daoji, you don’t need to brag about Haikou. If you spend less than ten thousand taels, you won’t come back in the future. Hey, I’m just kidding. I’m kidding now. Just go, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait , wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait , wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait , wait, wait, wait, wait , wait! Don’t just knock a hundred times, your brain is broken, I mean, I say, one year, it’s too long, no need, no need, no need, no need, no need, no need, no need , no need, no need, no need , no need, no need, no need, no need, no need, no need, no need, no need , no need, no need, no need , no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I’m afraid you won’t live that day, day, day, day, day , day, day , you’re talking, oh, oh, uncle , how long does it take, you’re so difficult to serve? Well, I’ll say , one month, right, one month , one month If you can’t exchange for ten thousand taels, you don’t want to come back again. Okay , wait, where are you going? Oh, go to beg for alms. People say you are stupid and you still fight with others. It turns out that you are not an ordinary stupid person. Hurry up and pack up the scriptures. The pilgrims are coming. The time is too short. How is it possible ? Say what you say. Collect gold books. Collect them quickly . Collect them quickly. Come on. Come on. You collect them. I collect them. Hurry up. If you can’t make it, If you come to ten thousand taels, let’s see how I deal with you in the future. Hey, boss lady, I put the wine money on the table. Hey, let’s go, go, go, go, go, go , let’s go slowly. Come back next time . Oh , okay. Thank you, boss lady . Hey , hey, hey , hey , hahahaha, boss, hey , hurry up, hurry up, come on . Hey, he’s a master. Hey , boss, boss , hey, it’s the beautiful boss , master. You sit down first and let me make you a pot of tea. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no , no, no, no, no need to bring me some wine . I’m very thirsty for wine . Oh, yes, haha . Master, let me discuss something with you. I have a big sack in this shop. It’s very heavy. I really can’t move it. If
the master can help me move this sack, the price of the wine will be so cheap. Why don’t you take me there ? Come on, haha . Oh wow, the wine is right here. Hey, oh, the wine is good. Master . Master, where is the bag ? Oh, come on , come on, what’s in it? These are the game my husband brought back from the mountains. Did he hunt some kind of fox or wild wolf ? Hahaha, how is that possible ? Oh, these are all we want to sell to our customers. They are all little wild boars and little pheasants. Come on, Master, take a look. Oh, it’s bloody. I don’t want to see it. I don’t want to see it. Oh, it’s interesting. Come on , okay, okay, hahahahahaha. Hahahahahahaha, how are you doing here, junior sister? It’s great. Look at me . Hahahahahaha. Hahaha, who is it? It’s me, Biqing . Wait a minute. Hey , hey, come in. Hey, hey, what’s up? Uncle Master, these are the lotus seeds I just picked from the West Lake. I specially made a bowl for you to try. Just one bowl. Next time, two bowls. Otherwise, use a larger bowl. But Biqi, you are getting better and better now. This is what you should do. Uncle Jianci, you are busy in front of and behind in this temple. Busy left, busy right, busy up and down , busy in and out. You are exhausted. Biqing doesn’t care about you. Who will care about you? And Biqing, I also want to ask the supervisor, uncle, to take care of yourself. Otherwise , there are people who are concerned about the position of prison temple. Well, you talk about fighting skills. You see, he is usually crazy and scheming . He is the only one in this temple who dares to go against you . Even you know it. Even a 3-year-old child can see it. This senior Daoji I don’t know if I have developed a grudge against him. Ever since he became the abbot’s teacher, he has always been against me to vent my anger and expose me. I have to think of a way to drive him away. Right ? Don’t you have a chance to drive him away now? Hey, God is really helping me this time . If he can draw 10,000 taels within a month and come back, I, the supervisor, will let him do it. It’s impossible. If he can really draw 10,000 taels, then I, Biqing, will learn how to crawl like a dog . Hehe , I will go around the whole temple and yell three times , hey hey hey. Ten thousand taels hey hey hey hey. Hey, hey hey, harder. Hey hey hey. Hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hahahaha smelly monk, I see you are still arrogant, don’t you dare to be arrogant, what’s wrong, junior sister , I seem to hear him talking , hahaha, how is this possible? As long as the person who has been collected by my Qiankun bag, he can’t wake up. Huh, I see you are blowing. Awesome, senior brother, senior brother, did you also hear what he was talking about? He shouldn’t have spoken, it would be a long night and a dream . Let’s deal with him quickly. Hey , hey, you two are actually following a monk. I came here and you really want to suck my vitality. Huh , you’re going to die. I was just taking a nap. That rag bag of yours stinks like hell. If I die in it, won’t it mean that I will be stinking for eternity ? It turns out that you have been teasing us. Oh , if it weren’t for the fact that Lingyin Temple once saved you, would I have returned the inner elixir to you so easily? Lingyin Temple Saved me ! A fox is a fox. Game is game! It’s not easy for you to practice cultivation. You can come to Lingyin Temple and be protected by the light of Buddha from thunder disasters . Even if you are destined to enter Lingyin Temple , you can be considered a member of Lingyin Temple. Amitabha. How do you know this? Hehehe You are the only one in this world who can’t think of anything that I can’t do. If it weren’t for the slightest chance of fate, I would have accepted you long ago. Junior sister, don’t listen to his nonsense. Smelly monk, Bai Ling and I have both been practicing Taoism for thousands of years. Is it true that you can accept you if you want ? They want to join forces to deal with me again, ah, please explain the matter clearly, junior sister , have you forgotten how he humiliated you in the Chen family? Yeah , hey, are you still here? Senior brother, are you okay? We can’t defeat him. Are you still here? Hey, senior uncle is back so soon, isn’t it? I have spent enough money . I have only been out for a few days. Why did I spend so much money to come back? Then why are you coming back ? Why do you want to beat me to wake you up? There is already a crazy monk in the temple. If there is one more stupid monk, it won’t be bad. Why? Let me ask you , am I from the temple? Of course not. What did you say ? Hey, of course you are. Hey, what’s the problem with me being alive? Besides, I’ve been running around outside these past few days without drinking or sleeping. Of course I have to come back and have a good rest. Haha , Daoji. Oh, Abbot . Abbot, you’re back, Xiao Ji. Why would you cause trouble when I’m not around? Tell the truth, did you burn down this Dabei Tower? If Daoji hadn’t burned down this Dabei Tower, why would he be willing to go out and spend 10,000 taels to come back ? Yes, it’s still within a month . Oh, there’s nothing that can be done about it . If you don’t spend some money to come back early, where are all these scriptures ? Hey, hey, how much have you spent these days to come back ? Hahahahahaha. Not even a penny is left. So, I have to come back and have a good rest so that I can go back tomorrow with energy. Alchemy alms , Abbot, you heard it with your own ears. If Daoji comes back with less than 10,000 taels a month, then don’t blame me, senior brother, for driving him out of the mountain gate. Huh, senior brother, you have been doing exercises to heal your injuries for several days, but you didn’t expect any improvement. The magic power of that smelly monk is not as deep as that of my brother. My soul was almost shaken away by him. Junior sister, if you hadn’t helped me, I’m afraid my true form would have been revealed. Senior brother , if you bear with me a little longer, I will help you find the master . Junior sister , I have never wanted to trouble the master, but this time I really have to trouble the master to heal me. I will definitely find an opportunity to take revenge . Hmm Hahaha , Amitabha, hey, hey, excuse me , haha, he will return forever, haha, Amitabha , they are all the same, haha , um, um, hey , Biqing , hey, Master Jiezi, please come over, uh, no need. I want it. Hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey you Ji Dian how dare you steal the sesame oil money from the temple I don’t have it I also work for the temple um um do you want to copy the scriptures again um ah ah ah ah ah you you don’t want Lu Dongbin, don’t know the good heart. Oh my, I actually gave him a lot. He really has a way . Oh, put it back quickly. What’s going on ? Uncle Jinzi will come to Daoji soon. Come on, oh, can you be gentle? Wow, abbot, this Daoji is too hateful to be a teacher. I can’t stand it anymore, I can’t bear it anymore, so I asked the abbot to comment on this reason. Why do you want me to be so reasonable ? Oh , this Daoji burned down the Great Compassion Tower before and said he was willing to spend 10,000 taels to rebuild it. At that time, all the brothers and sisters listened. Right , right, right, and he said that if he spent less than 10,000 taels back, he would be punished and expelled from the mountain gate. Now a month has passed and he has no money, so he asked the abbot to do justice . Daoji. Hey, you really didn’t draw it. I didn’t have it. But it’s not my fault that you can’t draw it. Hey, then you have nothing to say after being expelled from the mountain gate. Hey, master, I can’t help you . Daoji. Well, you can pack up and leave Lingyin Temple. Okay. I’ll go out for a walk and come back another day. Hey, hey, hey. What’s the other day? If you come back again, you are crazy. You will never be able to step into Lingyin Temple again in this life and for eternity. Oh my good senior brother, how can there be a monk in the world without a temple? I am all alone outside. Look at all my belongings . This shabby monk’s robes, hat and sunflower fan , do you really have the heart to leave me alone and let me starve and freeze to death? That’s your own business. How can a monk say such a thing? Do you really not want to keep me? Wang Zhaha Ha , well, you won’t keep me, Wang Liang, I see the abbot , I am the supervisor of Lingyin Temple. If rewards and punishments are not clear, how can we manage other people in the temple in the future? Well, I was born as a person of Lingyin Temple and died as a ghost of Lingyin Temple. I will commit suicide by jumping into the well now. Jump into the well. Pay attention. Hahahaha. Oh, please. I didn’t expect that you are my best. A place to live in the back, oh, jumping into a well is really troublesome . You have to go down feet first. You are afraid of being soaked in the water for a long time. You say go down head first, and you are afraid of hitting the bottom of the well and getting a big lump. Oh, it’s ugly . Isn’t that a fight? Hey , Uncle Daoji , Uncle Daoji, you can’t die, you can’t die, don’t pull me, don’t pull me. Don’t pull me, you can’t die , you can’t die , don’t pull me out , you can’t die , do n’t pull me out , you come out, I can’t die , I can’t die, I can’t die , I can’t die, you ca n’t die. Well, I decided not to jump. Now you owe me a favor . In the future, you have to help me hum. Did you hear what I said? I’m not deaf. You were so loud and Chang’e heard it. You want to seek death and survive. It has nothing to do with what we mean. Leave now . Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Leave now . No no
no no no no No, leave now , Amitabha, Amitabha, even Buddha can’t save you now . Get out of here right away. Even if you want to leave, you have to wait until night. Didn’t I tell you for a month? Even if it’s due today, I have the right to finish dinner before leaving . You still want to have dinner? Didn’t I explain clearly? You haven’t heard that you have to die full before you die. Ghost, oh, you, you , what’s wrong with you, Amitabha , Amitabha said, just let him finish his last supper. Well, okay, my Buddha is merciful. I’ll let you finish your dinner and go away . Today, I don’t know what to worry about tomorrow. What to worry about. Hum hum hum . Amitabha . Oh, Amitabha . Well, what’s the matter? Oh, that word is on your head, on me. They all saw it on their heads , yes, yes, yes, abbot, supervising the temple. What happened ? Three members came to the temple and pointed out that they wanted to see the living Buddha. Living Buddha, yes, living Buddha . Yes, it is you. Amitabha. Amitabha. The three donors are my husband. Their surname is Chen. These two are Li Yuanwai and Zhang Yuanwai. They worship the gods and worship the Buddha. The old man pays homage every day . I am not here today. The incense is to find a living Buddha holy monk . Well, the other three members, is the holy monk you are looking for the master Guangliang who oversees the temple? Hahahaha , uh, no , then which master is the donor looking for? Uh, a saint named Daoji. Dao Daoji. Lihua is calling Daoji here. It’s the master . No need to call the monk. I’m here. Haha, abbot, holy monk, please bow to me . Hey, hey, please get up . Oh, you don’t need to be polite to the three donors . Holy monk, this is my donation of 5,000 taels of silver. This is 3,000 taels donated by the disciples. This is 2,000 taels donated by the disciples. This adds up to exactly 10,000 taels. The two donors don’t need to be polite. Holy monk, this is my donation of 5,00 taels of silver. 0 taels , this is 3,000 taels donated by disciples, this is 2,000 taels donated by disciples, which adds up to exactly 10,000 taels. Oh, hey , hey, the three donors, it must be very tiring to come all the way to donate money. Hey, let’s go to the Zen room behind us to rest for a while. Hey, brew three cups of good Buddhist tea. Come here, please wait. Junior Brother Huang, why do you have to wait? Hum , I am very grateful to the three donors for their contributions . It’s just that I have been kicked out of the mountain by my brother who supervises the temple. Now I am no longer a member of Lingyin Temple. In that case, I and the two other members will spend more money and raise donations for the holy monks to find a secluded place for the holy monks to build a temple . Oh , my good brother, why are you so angry? You are the savior of our Lingyin Temple. Who wants to drive you away? I will kick him out immediately. Go hum, isn’t it just Biqing Biqing? You, I, I, I, I, I are all doing what you asked me to do. I am respectful to you. I am really wronged. Who is it? Come out, who is it? Hey, come out, get better. Abbot Fang Liang, master just now, I seem to have heard that you are the disciple who wants to drive Daoji out. How dare you? If anyone wants to drive Daoji out, who is a puppy ? Well, I call him Wang Wang Wang. Wow , woo , woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo , woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo , woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo , woo , My old mother suffered from eye disease for more than 20 years. Fortunately, Chen Yuanwai invited the holy monk to treat the disease and made the old mother see the light again . Yes, I was suffering from a tumor behind my wife’s back and was also in pain. Chen Yuanwai invited the holy monk to remove the tumor . So he came to Xie Jigong Living Buddha to fulfill his vow. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha It’s exactly the same as the old one, but the internal structure I want to make some small changes , let’s talk about the corridor. I just hope it can be made wider so that people will not bump into each other when walking. It’s specially designed for you. Well, our supervisor uncle is very slim now , no, no, not narrow. Hey, you need to be narrower. Wider, narrower, wider, narrower, wider, narrower. One point, I am a prisoner, please be more generous . Next topic , as for the plaque, I plan to inscribe it myself and hang it up. Hehe, you inscribe again. Hey, I raised the money . Why can’t I inscribe it? Hehehe. But alas, it’s not because of what I said. You didn’t say that if I get the money back, you will give the prison temple to me. Did I do it? When did I say that if I said this, I would pretend to be a dog barking and bark woof woof woof. Did you hear that? Fortunately, you said pretending to be a dog. If you said pretending to be a pig, then you have to haha. That’s the sound of my usual snoring. And you, ah, didn’t you say that if I could spend ten thousand taels back, you would pretend to be a dog and bark three times around Lingyin Temple? How could he? You know, how do I know? Don’t think that only you know, he knows , God knows and earth knows, I know, hahaha, but I have no interest in the prison temple. As for pretending to be a dog barking , I heard it again in the temple just now. It’s not unusual or unusual. Thank you, Uncle Daoji . Thank you, Uncle . Hahaha. Junior brother, you are so compassionate. Hahaha, but nothing. Ouch. Recently, there was a scene in Lin’an City. I am very short of wood. Even if I have silver taels, I can’t buy wood. If I take these silver taels and go to other places to buy them, I’m afraid it won’t be enough . Oh, senior brother, you want me to draw some more wood and bring it back , right? Oh, you can draw this little bit of wood for these 10,000 taels. It’s not difficult . It’s not difficult. It’s not difficult. Okay. Then I’ll help you, junior brother, to paint the wood. Haha, okay, okay, these ten thousand taels. I only used the wood for a month and it shouldn’t last long. I don’t know how many days the deadline is for Junior Brother . I understand what you mean is that if I can’t draw the wood back within 7 breaths, you will bite me in front of the kite , take back my borrowed points, and then kick me out, right ? Then I will give it a time limit. If I can’t turn into wood within ten days, then you can kick me out. This time I am willing. Hahaha, seriously, seriously, it’s settled. But if I can’t turn into wood by then , don’t blame me as a senior brother for not caring about brotherhood. But hey, but if I can turn into wood and come back, so what. I’ll give you a reward. The punishment is clear. You said the reward. I will cut my head three times and give you a promise. I will never go back on it. When the wood I painted comes back, don’t blame me for not thinking about the brotherhood. Oh , but you want to paint it in the temple . Of course, it has to be painted to 4 miles before it counts. Okay ,
oh, regret it. You can’t do it. Wait and see. Oh, Biqi. He is getting smarter and smarter. Hahaha. Even if he has the ability to draw the wood, he has no money to transport it from the mountain to the foot of the mountain. He has no money to transport it from the foot of the mountain back to Lingyin Temple for cockfighting. I wonder if you have any other extraordinary skills . Hahahahaha. Why are you smiling so happily? If he really paints the wood, you will be finished. Can you really do that? Senior brother , hahaha. See what happened to the cave master? Report to the cave master. Senior brother is seriously injured and will reveal his true form soon. Cave master, please help me . You two are demons who have been cultivating for thousands of years. How could you be hurt by others? He is a monk who should be the reincarnation of Arhat who subdued the dragon. Yes, I was raped. Cave Master who was injured by the Han Fantian Seal, please help me quickly. Brother, don’t worry . Since you came to me, I guarantee you will be fine. Thank you Cave Master . Cave Master, that monk lives outside Lingyin Temple. People outside his name Daoji call him Holy Monk. I already know this, Princess. What is this place ? The mask is filled with Netherworld Water. Even if Daluo Immortal drinks this Netherworld Water, he will not be able to escape the disaster. Try to drink it and see if he can cure it. Disciple, let’s go and do it. Wait, what else does the cave master have to say ? Bai Ling is my master. I see that you are deeply in love in the world of mortals. Don’t talk about love and say goodbye. Forget that everyone in the world is ungrateful and greedy. If you are emotionally attached to others, you will undoubtedly destroy your foundation and your future. You know , brothers and sisters. Good morning , okay. Now, let’s start doing morning exercises. Everyone, lift the buckets and put them down . Lift them up and put them down again. Come and see the mountains, the Yellow River and the sea in the daytime Flow through the Spring and Autumn Restaurants and boats. I have stayed in the heart of the Buddha. I only cultivate my heart but not my mouth . I have competed with boys to overcome my sorrow. I can also sing, I can also show off. I can also pick up the dragon and continue the hardness with softness. Everyone bows and worships. Color is emptiness, emptiness is color. The ultimate Nirvana. All the Buddhas of the three generations have seen all the joys and sorrows in the world. Sigh, amidst the entanglement of gray, don’t dwell on the world of mortals. For twenty thousand years, the sun has covered the mountains. The sun has covered the mountains . Look, what are you talking about ? What are you studying? Go, go, go. The sun has covered the mountains. Let’s go , go, go, go, go. If you want to be poor, you can see from a thousand miles away. If you want to see from a thousand miles away, go up to the next level . Turn around. Turn around. No. Where are the people ? Where did they go ? They all thought this was too uncreative, so they all went to fetch water and practice. It’s impossible for me to be very creative. But forget it, I’ll think of a new one next time. Hey, by the way, do you think the memorial service will complete the task as scheduled this time? No, let him complete it as scheduled. We will be miserable. You forgot that you said that if Daoji completes it as scheduled, you will kowtow to him three times in front of all the eunuchs. I said this. Did my mouth say it? Oh, so we can’t let him finish it. What you said is absolutely right. Although it is very important to rebuild Dabei Tower and there is no time to delay, but for my face, I will never allow him to spend the wood . Yes, yes. My breakfast is ready. I haven’t finished my morning class yet. Oh , how many times have I told you? I will eat one meal first and wait for them to come back and finish their morning class. Well, for a figure like yours , I have already prepared breakfast. Uncle, please dare to hit me on the head. Taoist priests, uncle, never hit me . Huh , don’t let me seize the opportunity . Otherwise , I will definitely pull back, pull back, pull back , pull back . Hey , let’s go. What to eat ? Well, how can you have troubles ? Master, you are a cultivator. The six roots are pure. Of course, there are no troubles. But it’s not like us. We make a living by collecting firewood. If we don’t have firewood to eat, it’s a problem, right? It ’s a lie . Wow, you can’t be kidding . There are trees all over the mountains. How can there be no firewood to cut down ? Okay, look, look at this notice. If you cut down trees and steal firewood , you will have to cut off one of your legs. It is not allowed to cut down trees. In the past , they were not even allowed to pick up branches that fell on the ground. This is too much. Oh, Master, you don’t know something. Master Qian Ruming is a stingy man. He has a lot of money at home . He was missing a son last year. His family wanted to give birth to a son. Wouldn’t it be great if he could show some kindness and let us go up the mountain to cut some firewood ? Who knew that his wife had given birth to a daughter for him? He was so angry that he put up a notice to prevent us from cutting it. Oh, so it is like this. It turns out that it is like this. It turns out that it is like this . It turns out that it is like this. It turns out that it is like this . Come on, it turns out to be like this , it turns out to be like this, it turns out to be like this, it turns out to be like this, it turns out to be like this , you monk is so brave, um, you dare to cut down our master Qian’s tree. Let’s go, go, go, let’s go. Oh, hey, thank you, hey, thank you, hahaha, thank you, thank you, thank you. Thank you, thank you, hahaha, thank you, thank you, oh, ok, ok, ok, ok, I’ve added another daughter, she ’s already weighing 4,000 pounds. Oh , my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my’s, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my’s, my, my, my, my, my’s, my, my’s, my, my’s, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my , my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my , my, my, my, my. How unbecoming is this? Master, help me . Oh, it turns out that this monk is hungry. Go get some food for the master. Go, go, go , report to the master . This monk is so brave . He actually ignored the master’s notice and cut down our tree . It turns out that this is it. It looks like Master Monk cut down my trees. No, no, no, I didn’t. I just touched them lightly a few times and they didn’t cut them. No, they didn’t cut them. Hahaha, okay , Huang Er is bringing the axe . What are you doing with the axe ? Hahaha, Mr. Wang Er. Take an ax and hit his left leg a few times. Remember, don’t cut it off. Are you kidding me? Oops, madam, ouch , ouch, no, no, something happened to the master, no, no , no, something happened to the master. Just now, while the lady was helping 4,000 gold to breastfeed, she suddenly felt a sharp pain in her foot, madam. It said it was like being hit by an axe. Fortunately, it was just a touch. What if it was cut off? The consequences would be disastrous. Hahaha. I think my wife suffered from gout during confinement . It doesn’t matter . It doesn’t matter. Hahaha. The emperor will take a look at his right leg and chop it off a few more times . Oh, oh, oh , oh, this is terrible , oh, it hurts , oh, this is serious , it may bleed, no, something happened to the master , madam, I don’t know why there is a knife mark on his other leg and it is bleeding, oh, go and have a look, go and have a look. There ‘s no need to go anymore. He’s already here to find you. Hey, master , madam , madam, this, this, this, master. Just now, Xiaolan said to me, you are in the lobby. Master, my daughter is one month old today. How could you kill a monk? Isn’t this an evil act? Well, the emperor is on his way. Tighten it up Tighten it up Tighten it up Tighten it up Tighten it up Yes , master, master, master , master , what are you doing? Let him come in, come in, oh, master , this monk , hey, he has no ill intentions , just forgive him, yes, yes , oh, thank you, oh, thank you , thank you, I am today It’s just a joke with the master . Hahahaha, even if you make a joke, you have to chop off the legs. Well , why don’t you chop off the head if you are not kidding? No, sir. Haha. Master, I really just made a little joke with you. Let ‘s do it like this. How about I reward you with a tael of silver ? Haha. Hahaha, I don’t want it. I want to ask you for some wood . Hey , hahaha, master. I don’t know how much wood you want. Well, how about this ? You can give me as much wood as my monk’s robe can hold. Master, how many pieces can this dress hold? Why don’t you get more money from the master? What do you think, master? I will give you as much wood as your monk’s robe can hold. This is What you said is true. All the guests here heard it and they can all testify. Hahaha , okay, okay , master , you are satisfied, satisfied, but I want you to come with me so that you will not regret it later. I regret it. Well, good master, I will go with you today. I want to see how much wood your monk’s robe contains. Hahaha. Haha , look, this one here doesn’t work either, this one. Hey, master, do you have any wood that you like? No , hey, monk, I’m here again. Haha, how good is it? Hehe, it’s okay. Master hasn’t found the right one for you yet. Hey , not yet . That’s it. Master, look at you, twist the monk’s robes on your body into a rope. You can tie as many as you can, and I’ll give you as much as you can. I’ll give you as many as you tell the truth. For my sake, I will pack less. Really, I thought that Qian Ruming really regards money as life. I didn’t expect that you still have a little bit of tolerance. Hahaha, is this master crazy ? How much wood can he wrap in his clothes ? Isn’t this crazy monk crazy now? Open your eyes and watch the show. Brother, why haven’t you come to help ? Amitabha Yang Long, you call all our brothers here to do it. Why do you do me a favor? Cover the east side of the mountain forest and leave it to the teacher. No problem . What about this clothes? Why has it grown so big ? Oh, isn’t this going to strip me of a lot of wood? My tree , my wood! Oh, smelly monk, I will never let you go. My tree, my wood ! Shake it, shake it, go to grandma’s house. Grandma’s house is full of sugar babies. A bag of sugar. What are the kids doing here? Take them away. Let’s go , let’s go, let’s go, let ‘s go , Miss, let’s go, let’s go, what’s wrong with you ? I can’t die. I feel sorry for my possessions. Isn’t that just a few trees? You say it easily. You know how much wood the monk took away from me with that monk’s robe . I left green hills. I ‘m not afraid of not having firewood to burn. You know. How much is the wood worth? You and I, oh, I can’t even have a son now , and I donate money to the temple all day long. I think all the money has been donated to the temple . Master, okay, okay, okay, you can get out too. My head hurts like crazy. Let me go. Oh my wood. Hahaha. I’m following you all the way. Trace this smelly monk , it turns out that he came here to beg for wood , I will never let him succeed, hahahaha, ah, disciple, disciple Qian Ruming pays homage to Guanyin Bodhisattva. Qian Ruming is famous because your ancestors closed the mountain to cultivate forests and provide shade, which made your Qian family rich. Now you invite a demon monk to go up the mountain to cut down trees. Do you know that those trees are all Feng Shui trees? Cutting down those trees will also destroy the Feng Shui of your home. Disciples are guilty. Disciples are guilty. But that demon monk is very skilled in martial arts . I am not his opponent. I beg Guanshiyin Bodhisattva to help me control that demon monk, Amitabha. I am a compassionate Buddha, how can I start killing for no reason? Don’t worry, look at the dead demon monk. He is not a religious person. He loves drinking . If you drop the water from this bottle in his wine and let him drink it, you can subdue him. Thank you Guanyin Bodhisattva. Thank you Guanyin Bodhisattva. Ha. ha Ha , oh, oh, oh, hahaha, I, Qian Ruming, am lucky enough to be able to see Guanyin Bodhisattva appear with my own eyes in this life. He must help me subdue the evil monk . Oh , hahaha . Yes, the master has not prepared vegetarian dishes for you. I heard that you are not strict about meat and vegetables. Please use it. Please use it. Please use it. Master Fu, I have something unclear and I want to ask you for advice. Hey,
you said that your monk’s robe covers a forest as big as mine. What do you want the wood for? To rebuild the Dabei Tower. I need 368 pieces of wood, so I will return the extra to you . Hahaha , but you have to allow it. Those woodcutters continue to chop wood to make a living , so that they can have a good life . I see, that’s it. Oh, okay, okay , master, please, please, please, please , please come and drink, drink, drink, hahaha , it’s not satisfying . Let’s exchange it for this . Hey, oh, oh, master, he has a good drinker. Hahaha, master, he’s good. Good appetite , good appetite. Hahahaha. Haven’t you heard that you have to be a full man even if you die? What if I die after finishing this meal ? Hahahaha. Come and eat. Come and eat. Master, you really know how to joke. How can you do that? Look at Master, you are in such good health. No, by the way, master, I also want to ask, uh, that monk’s robe you buried on my mountain, um, when can I take it away? Haha, can’t I just find someone with stronger magic power than me to take it back? Hahaha , hey, master, um, come on, come on , it’s okay, it’s okay, you continue, I’m okay, I’m okay, Master, are you okay ? There are toxins in my body that cannot be excreted. Oh, it is poisonous. I know this wine is poisonous . You , oh, he is dead. How can this be good ? I just asked Bodhisattva to calm him with wine. I didn’t expect that this, this, this wine is poisonous. What should I do ? This, this, this, this , hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha I just don’t know how to make this monk drink the Netherworld Water I didn’t expect that you helped me a lot. I really want to thank you very much. Hahaha, you are not Guanyin Bodhisattva . You are a monster. You, Qiao Ruming , a monster or a Buddha. Do you know how many creatures in the woods you will save by doing this? This is also to help you accumulate some virtue. Do you understand? I’m telling you, you should quickly find someone to bury this smelly monk to me. Remember, head down. With his feet facing up , he will never be reincarnated . Do you remember to put these three talismans on his feet, waist and forehead ? I can’t, I can’t, I can’t. If you don’t do it, I will bury you first. I will do it. Oh, Fairy Girl, if I do all the things that seal the mountain, when will you be able to take it away? Your smelly monk is dead and his magic power will disappear naturally. I will take it away for you. Hahahahahahaha . Ami. Buddha, Amitabha, Amitabha, I, Qian Ruming, have never killed anyone in my life. Hahahahaha. I just ask this fairy to smooth things over. Amitabha, Master, please don’t blame me. I didn’t kill you. I don’t dare to harm you. You, if you want to look for it, just look for that monster . He killed you with poisoned wine. Come on, come on, come on ! Don’t bury the onion . Bury the onion. Come on , you can go to heaven. Humph, I’ll tear this shabby monk’s robe to pieces. Fourteen Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh , ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh , ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh do you do to you is , ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ! Master , please spare your life . Master, my master knows that he is wrong. He would rather burn incense and offer sacrifices to Buddha on weekdays. For the sake of my kindness , please spare my master’s life. Oh, master, please spare my life. Oh, master, please, so you still have some conscience. Hum , okay, get up, get up. Hahahaha. Actually, monk, I’m not dead. Don’t be afraid. I ’m not dead. I’m not dead. Amitabha is
alive and well. Now our sins will be alleviated a lot. Yes, yes. Tian Ruming, do you know why you don’t have a son now ? Disciples don’t know. Please teach me, Master. The Qian family is the richest man in Fuyang, but why are you? Rich people are unkind and unjust. Fortunately, you have a good wife who often burns incense and worships Buddha and donates money to build temples . Otherwise, master, I once heard that there is a holy monk in Lingyin Temple. You must be the holy monk and the living Bodhisattva Jigong. I beg you to spare my master. In the future, I will be more diligent in worshiping Buddha, giving alms, and relieving people , and worshiping God and Buddha sincerely. Just worshiping Buddha cannot accumulate any moral virtues. Do your best to help civilians and build bridges and pave the way for people in this world . Only then will the moral virtues be thick and the blessings will be deep. I understand, don’t you understand ? Thank you, holy monk. Thank you, holy monk, for your teaching . Thank you, holy monk, for your teaching. By the way, from now on, I will open all the mountains and forests so that the woodcutter can chop wood for food. I will also buy food for disaster relief. Yeah, help. Help the poor , hey, I’m really happy to hear you say that, monk. I can only chop down some trees on the mountain . Such a good forest needs to be well maintained. Hahaha, Master , don’t worry . You can cut down the trees as you like. But Master, let your monk’s robe be given to the fairy girl . Oh, what kind of fairy? She is just a vixen ,
a vixen, a vixen, but don’t worry, I have already taken her into my monk’s robe. Oh , oh, hey, money sleeps, monk, I will not take your wood for nothing. As long as you are true to your words and are sincerely kind, I will promise you a fat and white son next year . Hahahaha. Thank you, holy monk.
Thank you, holy monk . Thank you, holy monk . Oh, how should I transport my wood back to Lingyin Temple? We will pay for the wood and transport it to us . Oh, Qian Ruming, Qian Ruming, you have finally enlightened and no longer regard wealth as life. Hahaha. Actually, what I’m worried about is not the issue of silver but the issue of time. Hello , brothers. I ‘m here. Hey , hey, Jianglong. Why did you call us here? I want to trouble you. Help me transport the wood back to Lingyin Temple. Why do you want us to help you transport the wood to Lingyin Temple ? Jianglong, you can recite the incantation and cast the spell yourself. Can’t you transport it back ? Yes, you can do this. Just transport the wood. Wouldn’t it scare the world to fly in and out ? By the way, it takes time for the woodcutter to help cut down the wood. And I also want to take this opportunity to teach those two stupid monks in Guangliang and Biqing. Hey, do you know that they are fat and thin fairy boys? Hey, then how do you want us to help you ? Amitabha . Amitabha. Hey, hey, everyone, come here. I’ll take it back and look at it first. Haha. Haha, how about it , Holy Monk, you are so good. The wood you want to chop is wrapped around us. What should we do after cutting it ? It’s very simple. Just throw it all into the Fuchun River. Just throw it into the water. Then where did the wood go ? As long as you tell each piece of wood that Daoji of West Lake Lingyin Temple wants it. It’s amazing. It ’s amazing . Hahaha, Holy Monk. Can I ask you something ? I’ll listen. You promised Mr. Qian to give birth to a son next year. I am also a son, so no, no, how can I help you give birth to a son? Haha, what I said to Mr. Qian is based on what basis? Oh, Buddha said it cannot be said, it cannot be said. Hahaha , but as long as you have kind thoughts, you will definitely have a good life. The monk said, just follow his words and you will definitely live a good life , right, right, everyone, go chop wood. You really have to chop. Of course, we have to chop. Let’s chop as much as the holy monk wants. Then good brothers, let’s go and chop. Hahaha. Thank you so much, holy monk. Be careful this time . Be careful. I think I love it to death . Hey, it turns out to be a little white rabbit. Huh, monk . do do do do do Oh, it’s you, little white rabbit, you scared the monk and me. Haha, why is there a red scarf next to this rabbit? When the thread is dead, the wax torch turns to ashes, my tears are still wet. Why do I feel so sick after reading it ? Why can’t I figure out where this red bronze mirror comes from? Little white rabbit, hey, little white rabbit , don’t run away, yeah Yeah , it was the arrow he shot. Then I have to thank him for saving me. Otherwise, I still don’t know how this crazy monk can fix me. Huh , how are you? It’s okay. It’s okay. I was hit by three arrows. Let’s try it instead. Oh, you can’t die. Oh, okay , okay, okay . Fortunately, you missed the three arrows. I said yes. You should feel ashamed and commit suicide. Hey , hey, oh, oh , what’s wrong ? There are bugs, bugs, where are the bugs? Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey , hey, hey , hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, let me take a look . Oh, the bug is here! What kind of bug is this? Oh, it ‘s the alcohol bug. Hey, he is an alcoholic. I just have some wine for you. Oh, you should have given it to me a long time ago. Then this is the compensation for mental damage you just gave me. Oh, wait, wait, oh, how can you be a monk ? Drinking. Oh, haven’t you heard of it? Wine and meat pass through the intestines and stay in the heart of Buddha. Hey, what are you talking about? This is good wine. Of course it is good wine . This is the best Shaoxing Huadiao . Oh , then I’ll drink more. Oh, oh, oh, slow down . It’s gone. No, are you sure it’s okay? Wait a minute. It’s okay. I’ll go slowly. It’s fate. We will meet again. I hope not to see you. Hey, this kid is quite good. He has a sense of justice , but he is a little stupid. Hey , it ‘s time. It’s almost dark. The temple gate is also closed. I think Uncle Feng will not come back. Hey today is the tenth day of the deadline. If he doesn’t come back after a few days, he will lose . If he comes back, we will drive him away right away. Go out and kick him out and say you are stupid, why don’t you admit that today’s deadline is up? If he doesn’t come back, he will definitely not come back. Did he come back on purpose to let me kick him out again ? I’ve been back a long time ago. Junjun , where are you? Well, here, uncle, when did you come back ? My good dream, good dream, haha , good, I tell you that your good dream has woken up, and the nightmare has come. I asked you if you have painted the wood . You have painted it a long time ago. Wow, you are so good. Did you paint it? Did you paint it ? Where is it? I said why are you so stupid? You also scolded Biqing. The wood is so big , tall, and there are so many. You asked me to carry it by myself. I can’t even carry it . Besides, didn’t I say that I want you to transport all the wood ? Is that okay? Yes, I brought it back . Who transported it? Where did it go? My woodcutter cut down the wood and threw it all into the Fuchun River. What wood was thrown into the moat river? Yes, it was all thrown in. Hahaha, I was so angry with this air mattress that Peppa Pig immediately drove this crazy festival out of the spiritual temple. Hey , hey, hey, I’m afraid of what you are afraid of . You, you, you, you, how dare you. Disobey Lin Si’s death rules, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I , I , I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I , I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I , I, I , I , I, I, my God, I, I, I, I, I, I , I, I, I, I, I, we, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, we, I, I, I, I, I, I, I , I, I, we, I, I, I, I, I, we, I’m, I’m going to take you to the abbot , let’s go and see the wood, let’s go, let’s go and see if the wood is real and fake, how do I know, go and see, Oh , Daoji, you ask everyone to come to the backyard and look at the wood, where is the wood? How do I remember Biqi? What did I say ? Oh, you said that if he can draw wood, you should kowtow to him three times in front of everyone. Oh, I remembered that I seemed to have said so. Then you kowtow first, and there is no wood. Why should I kowtow? Abbot, in fact, the wood has arrived because the senior brother said he kowtowed, but he did not kowtow , so the wood refused to come out. You mean Guang Liang kowtowed. If you kowtow, there will be wood. I have never heard that if I kowtow, there will be wood. Let alone three or three hundred. I am willing to kowtow to Wang Liang. Well, abbot, in that case , just kowtow. Abbot, don’t listen to this Daoji’s nonsense. He can’t draw wood at all. If you don’t kowtow, then the wood will never come. Wang Liang You go ahead and buckle it first. If the wood doesn’t come out after you finish buckling it , master, I will punish him quickly. Hmm, you have worked hard, you have worked hard, it is really hard, but it still doesn’t work. Why can’t it work? Just now you said you have to kowtow to me three times . Hey , no one can hear it now. Can you hear it ? hmm Yeah, it still doesn’t work, it does n’t work, it really doesn’t work, I, I, I kowtowed so hard that my head was broken, it’s not okay, raise your hands , can’t you hear it? Ca n’t you hear it ? Raise your hands, can’t you hear it? Can’t you hear it? Hum, if you hadn’t threatened them , would they have raised their hands ? You’re in violation, let me tell you, if you don’t kowtow properly, even if you kowtow 100 times , those wood This damn beggar who won’t come out dares to tease me . If you don’t have wood then , look, I won’t blame you if I don’t beat you all over your head. Brother, what are you thinking about? It’s okay. I don’t think you can do it. I ‘m here to help you. No, no , no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no , no, ahhaha, hey, hey, this is decent, ahhaha, do you have the wood? Do you have the wood? Yes, yes, wow, you are so good. Hey, hey, hey , hey, hey, hey, hey, we also hit our heads with wood. Hey, don’t worry, don’t rush. I’ll deliver it to you on time, well, well, well. Last time, you owed me a favor. This time, you have to help me transport all the wood. Haha, the wood is out . If you leave quickly, you will be hit by the wood. Come on, help me. I’m bleeding. What are you doing here? I’m helping you. You, you, go and help, you stand up, stand up, hahaha , hey , look at you, you have only moved a few pieces of wood and you are already out of breath. Come on, monk, let me help you. Ah , too many, too many, uncle, uncle, uncle, hey , enough, enough, I can’t ask for any more. Hey, hey, hey, that’s enough , don’t want it . If you are missing one or a half sticks, don’t come to me. Okay, okay, I said I’m responsible. I’m responsible . Okay, hey, hey, Biqing, look at how the wood came out of this well. Yeah, hmm, you still don’t give up. You, you stinky monk, almost killed my senior brother. You absolutely despise me. My concubine has left all the foxes in my clan with no place to hide. I want to fight with you today . A hero will not suffer the loss in front of me. I will reward you first . I want to run away . Hey , there is a fight. Master, uncle, gold, four, gold, four. Master, uncle, what’s wrong with you? Master, wake up, master, uncle, abbot, fairy , master, he is dead. Ah, damn you, ah, even I am so angry with you. I saw blood on your head, and I thought , oh, oh, oh , oh, oh, oh, oh, why is there no wound? Hey, your bag is gone. Why is the wound gone ? Yes, what’s going on ? Right, my bag is there. Oh, I know By the way, you were captured by that vixen and it was that bag that saved you. Hahahaha. Where are the monsters and monsters ? Where are the monsters ? I have chased Uncle Ji. Yes, yes, yes, yes. Then everything is safe. Come and move the wood. Thank you. Oh, go . Hehe, you monster ah . ha , hey, I said we are destined. Hey, I said you are a strange monk. Hey, what do you do? You catch rabbits and fight monsters. Isn’t this monk supposed to fast, chant Buddha’s words, prolong life, and beg for alms? Why don’t you just do this? I’m telling you, if I hadn’t saved you just now , you would have been eaten by the monster. Is your brain flooded ? I was treating him like a dog. If you hadn’t shot me with an arrow, I would have peeled off the fox skin and used it as a scarf. But you’re pretty good too. Huh, you have a sense of justice. What’s your name? Zhao Bin, Zhao Bin. Well, okay, then I’ll take you as my disciple. Take me as my disciple . I’ve never had a disciple. Huh, monk, are you looking at the gourd and wine around my waist again? Children can be taught , hahaha. Hey, you want to take me as a disciple, but I still won’t agree. I’m too lazy to pay attention to you. Na, na, na, that. After passing this village, there is no such shop. If you become someone else’s disciple first, don’t blame me. Hey, hey, hey , we meet again . This monk’s sloppy and crazy talk also said that he accepted me as his disciple. It’s better to stay away from him. Oh , oh, what is so evil ? Oh , I think it must be a trap set by a hunter. I broke it. It’s all right now, uh, thank you for saving me, girl. Zhao Bin, Zhao Bin , Bai Xue , Mr. Zhao . Actually, you don’t have to be so polite. You also saved me. I saved you , um, when and where. What I mean is that we, the children of the world, will inevitably encounter some troubles. I saved you today, and then you will save me from now on. Yes, yes, yes, Bai Xue, Miss Bai Xue is really a hero among women. Hahaha, that’s right. Snow girl, Snow girl , you are so foreign. You can call me Bai Xue. Then I will also call you Zhao Bing . Hey, hey, okay, good girl. Bai Xue, no, no, Bai Xue , so-called big favor, thank you for your life-saving grace. The little boy is not right. I will definitely repay you in the future . Wow, handsome, polite, and talented . Repaying each other is so perfect, you nymphomaniac. Why do you want to stop me from taking revenge? Master of revenge. Sister, what kind of revenge do you want? You don’t know. Just now, I was about to use my special skills to kill that crazy monk. I didn’t expect that stinky boy to shoot an arrow and hurt me. You said, can I not take revenge? It’s not that I underestimated your senior sister. That stinky monk’s magic power is unfathomable . Even if we two sisters join forces, we may not be able to defeat him . Besides, Zhao Bing just accidentally disturbed the situation . Don’t argue with him. Oh, it turns out that boy’s name is Zhao Bin. It seems that you are familiar with him. Not very familiar . He saved me before . So, senior sister , please let him go. Well, that’s it . Well, for your sake, I’ll let him go. Oh, why are you here ? Master asked you to help me. Isn’t it the master of Wuxin Cave who asked me to give something to that smelly monk just to give this thing? Wow, I almost got caught by that stinky monk and almost died. I was scared to death. That stinky monk actually teased me again and again. Okay, if he wants to rebuild the Dabei Building, I will burn him again to see how much more wood he can spend to come back . Fortunately , the senior sister didn’t blame me. If he knew about me and that boy Zhao Bin, he would tell the master again . 123123 Master, is this wood enough ? Oh , there’s nothing wrong with it . Be careful, Master Guangliang. I’ve already calculated that I need 368 pieces of wood. One of them is a particularly big one to be used as the main beam . It’s okay . It’s okay. I’ve asked Bi Qing to order it. He ‘ll be back soon. Okay, yes, sorry. I’m sorry. Be careful. Be careful . Be careful . Hey, he’s back. Hey, how is Biqi? Biqi, hurry up. I don’t know if it’s enough or not. Didn’t you go and order it? How many did you say? 367 Master 367 just said that there are 368. There is still one missing . There is one missing. Which one is missing? Please take me to see it quickly. Okay, okay, please, please go. Hey, hey , who told you to pretend to understand? Enough is enough. This is one less tree, right? You are not successful enough, but more likely to be ruined . I am just thinking about you. Don’t tell me. I told you that you can’t use the money in the temple to buy this missing piece of wood. You have to find a way to beg alms yourself or ask for alms. And you need to have one more piece. Otherwise, you 4, don’t do it. I asked Daoji to try it here and here. Let it go . Yeah, gold means gold, it’s hard to say. One is missing. One is missing. Which one is missing? Main food. I’m so fat. I want to change the mainstream. Wow, his face is so ugly. What are you talking about? You, I didn’t say, I didn’t say that. He can hear it. There are already so many. How can there be one missing ? And it’s all the main beams . You let him float up. Isn’t it over? How do you know that I’m not a fairy ? By the way, Biqing, go to the well and see if the wood is still in there. I ‘m going. Don’t be afraid that there are monsters inside. Hehehe. Don’t be afraid. It’s broad daylight. Is there any monster ? Go. I really won’t go. Yes. If you don’t go, I will throw you down. Go, go, go. Go, you see nothing . Do you know that it scares people to death. Go and get out . Ah, Du, you didn’t see anything, did you? I saw what kind of wood did you see ? Well, can you pull it up? Why can’t you pull it up ? Because it’s the well that ‘s lying across the inside. How come it’s so wide ? If you don’t believe it, don’t believe it, go and see for yourself . Well , forget it. Yes, last time Master Daoji recited a few lines of wood and he came out. You practiced earlier than him. You are a Chrysostomist. No, you are a Buddha’s mouth. Maybe he will come out. Here it comes , why didn’t I think of it? Hey hey , well, well , hello, I am Master Guang Liang, the superintendent of Lingyin Temple. Now I order you to bring that piece of wood to me. Bring it up. Send it up. Send it up. Send it up. No, no, no, no, no. There’s no reaction at all, no, you go and see, no , no, no , no, no, no, no, no , no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no , no , no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no , no , no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no , no, no, no , yes, yes, you are in front, I’m in the back, covering you, covering you, covering you. Haha, this piece of wood did n’t move . daddy daddy daddy , oh, it’s so hot, cool, cool, cool, wow, monsters , monsters, monsters are out, monsters, monsters, aren’t they? I thought something was coming to attack me again. Hey, there’s nothing. It’s just me. Hey, aren’t you that thing? I read that right, did you drink again ? Wow, it stinks. Hey, hey, hey. Be careful and don’t pretend. Are you here again to see if I have stolen your business ? Hahaha, stealing business. How could you steal business ? It’s all a misunderstanding. Hahaha. Then what are you looking for me for? Such a thing is like this. There is a piece of wood in the well outside. I want you to help me take out the piece of wood. Come on, okay? Oh, there is a piece of wood in the well outside. Take it out. Hey, hey, hey, right, right. Sorry, I can’t help you. What you said was that you said enough at that time, so there won’t be anything coming out of that well. I can’t help it . Hey, hey, hey, hey, what are you doing? You will definitely help me . You will definitely help me get a bamboo beam, right? Why don’t you, you , why don’t you buy one? Oh, oh, oh, the abbot asked me to go beg for alms, then you go and beg for alms. Senior brother, I also made 367 bamboo beams and come back. You won’t be able to draw even one back, right? I’m so pitiful, so pitiful. My heart hurts so much. Hey, you look like this. So pitiful, so pitiful , I’m helping you. Hehehe, but there are conditions. You have to go out and help me plan all the wood. Then I will help you paint the main beam back. I’ll hug those pieces of wood. It’s up to you whether you want to hug them or not . Otherwise, there’s nothing I can do. Hey, just wait and report. Who’s afraid of whom? Hehehehe . Nothing else. Go, hahahahahahahahahahahaha Amitabha Amitabha Amitabha Amitabha Hey ah ah ah ah ah hey, let me help you beat me, I will help you beat you, tell me, look at my hands, they used to be white, smooth and tender, but now they are full of blisters and they are all broken. You tell me how can I not be sad? It’s all my fault for that stinky Taoist priest. It’s okay. I won’t take revenge for three years. Three years late, let alone three years later . I can’t bear it for three days and three hours. I can’t bear it. You have to bear it for me. You are right. You are right when you talk nonsense. Oh, abbot , look at me as a temple supervisor. My hands are all bleeding. Do you think it’s miserable? It’s really pitiful. It’s quite pitiful. This is how you usually treat yourself so well. The reason why you are so privileged and don’t work is that from today on , you pick up 50 barrels of water and chop a load of firewood every day . I will go and intercede with you and try to let you pick 49 barrels every day . 49 barrels , then you might as well not say, oh , hahaha , thank you for your hard work, thank you for your hard work, you are welcome, you are welcome. Oops, I made a mistake with a bucket of water. I made a mistake with 50 buckets of water. 50 buckets of water , 50 buckets of water , hahaha , wow , my hands are full of blisters , hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha . Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha we don’t fall down to you fall fall fall fall down oh hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha No, no, this, this, this, this is not good, okay, sister , hey, my lord , look at this Dabei Tower. Are there any mistakes in these three words, Dabei Tower? The Dabei Tower is warm in the winter and cool in the summer. Now it has been renovated and magnificent . It is definitely a good place for us lazy people to be lazy. Oh, no, no, what do you mean here, this, this, this, this, what should I do if that will-o’-the-wisp appears again in the future? I don’t have to wait anymore . I’ll be there soon. I’ll be there immediately. Ma , hum, Li Keli, isn’t that over there? Hey, hey, hey , hey, the smelly monk must not let you keep the big backpack for yours. Kill him for me. Haha, if you want to play with me , then play bigger. It ‘s all your credit. That’s what the master uncle said. There are still will-o’ -the- wisps here. How big are you? Don’t disturb me. I’m chatting with the abbot . Please feed the smelly monk inside. A coquettish fox only stinks. If it weren’t for humans, how could there be body odor? There is such a thing as body odor. You and I are not afraid of your madness , nor are we afraid of your madness . What I’m most afraid of is that you will pester me. What do you want ? It’s obviously you who pestered me first , but it’s not difficult to make me stop. Unless you let me burn this big white dragon again , then you can burn it. Okay, then I’ll burn it for you to see . men in the Hall , hey , are you leaving so soon? Did your mother call you to go home for dinner? You fight me to go home for dinner. Hahaha, the things were delivered . Yes, they were delivered. But I was almost caught by that smelly monk. Fortunately, a stupid boy showed up and saved my life. Senior sister, that stupid boy’s kung fu is not bad. He can still do it. Three arrows fired together. What was his reaction after seeing something? After seeing it, he was very polite and polite. He didn’t ask you or anyone else. I asked that monk, that smelly monk, and he didn’t react much. Why, he didn’t react at all . 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