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Princess Zhang Ning is the most beautiful woman in the world. Everyone in the world is crazy about her. Doesn’t Zhang Ning have the same name as the beautiful owner of the community? Old Seven, what did you call me for ? I didn’t call you. Every time I pass you, you look at me lustfully. Don’t you want something to happen to me? Hey , An Ning, I drank too much, Wang Xin Brother, you are not such a person. You are still not a man . Such a good opportunity . Hum , then I will be casual. I am not a thief . I am the city lord. This is the thief who broke into the house last night. I just arrested him. Let me see how to deal with it . Young lady, please let them let me go. You dare to call me the princess’s name. It’s really good for you to come. This princess will give you a chance to regain your soul . If you win, I will The sword that keeps you alive is a real corpse, and it is also real. I have really traveled through time. I have killed 3 people in a row. Do you dare? Isn’t it just a martial arts competition? I and I kill him like a chicken . Oh , do you have any special skills? This is my special skill. This is the magical weapon of the Thunder God and the Lightning Mother. Let me electrocute him. Okay, let’s believe you for now . Hum , it’s really weird for the emperor’s sister to actually want to win against Zhao Santong with this guy. Yeah, boy, how can I deal with a weakling like you? I don’t even need a knife to crush you to death with one hand. Shut , ah, ah, ah, don’t move, do n’t move, I, I , I admit defeat, I admit defeat , ah, it’s impossible, Zhao Santong, how could a top master be so vulnerable ? Did you see, Brother Emperor, Zhao Santong has given up, and now he is not allowed to enter my house. If you dare to spoil this king’s good deeds, let’s go. Let’s see what your name is. Are you willing to stay in my house? I am the landlady. She looks exactly like Zhang Ling. It is definitely not a coincidence. As long as she and I can travel back in time, don’t worry, princess. I will work hard. Well, then I will make you the commander of the guards. Princess Xie , how can he be the commander when he just comes to the house ? If you can get this Zhao Santong Kill me and I will ban you too . Hey hey, this is the princess taking a bath. Her figure is as good as that of the beautiful owner. If I rush in and sleep with her now , I can go back in time. Hey, my chance has come. Caiyun, why have your hands become much rougher in just a few days ? Stop making trouble. You have been very tired these past few days. Please give me a massage. Who the hell can withstand this? You are a bold thief . I’m going to kill you. Master, spare your life . You just let me come in and rub your back. I don’t dare to disobey your will. Go ahead and take advantage of you, a thief . Ask Mr.
Zhao where he caught me from. Where did I find such poems? It’s not easy to write poems with the theme of spring. I sleep in spring. I don’t know how much I hear the birds singing at night, the sound of wind and rain, and the falling flowers. I said you ancients really don’t know. If you don’t even know the famous Chunxiao, then I will give you a long experience and give you another song: Magpie Bridge, Immortal Xianyun, Flirting Stars, Hate, Yinhan, Distance, Darkness, Golden Wind, Jade Dew , Win as soon as they meet, But there are countless good things in the world , good things, good things, come in, come in, come in, come in, make money, remember, these two poems were written by my master Dong . Who dares to talk nonsense outside, be careful of your head, Brother Long, Brother Long, Brother Long. Brother, do you still remember where you caught me? I left my things there and I want to take them back. The emperor is choosing a consort for the princess in the main hall. I don’t have time to accompany you. Damn, choose a consort. Then my chance will come. As long as I become a consort and sleep with the princess, I can go back in time. The emperor ’s sister doesn’t know. Mr. Dong made a song “Chunxiao” yesterday . Is there a talented man with poetry and books? Dong Qiang is just right for Chunxiao. Isn’t that the poem I recited in the hotel last night? Huh, I don’t believe what he is. I don’t know . Chunxiao must have gained a reputation in vain . Princess, what you said is wrong. The rumors and rumors about Quanzi in the outside world are all because of jealousy . It’s just a slander . Qiang’er, why don’t you give the spring dawn chant you made to the princess for her to taste? It’s my father, so I will recite a poem in spring sleep . Everywhere I hear the singing of birds, the sound of wind and rain, the sound of falling flowers, how much do I know that you actually wrote a masterpiece ? Dong Aiqing, you have raised a good son. My son, I recognize this son-in-law. Thank you, Your Majesty. It’s not Chunxiao, it’s not him. It ’s not stupid. It’s not him. It’s not him. Is it your dog? Yes, Chunxiao is indeed what I did. Chunxiao is what I did. Princess Chunxiao is indeed what I did. I can prove it. Shut up, do you dare to lie in front of the father ? Are you willing to die? If you dare to mess with the princess’s house again, be careful, I will chop you off . Okay. Since the emperor keeps saying that he can compose poems , why not let him and Quan Zi each compose a poem to compete with each other? It’s just for me to see. It’s good to see the style of the future prince-in-law. Since you want to bet , there must be a prize. I want to bet my life with you, who loses and who dies. Do you dare or dare ? My dear Emperor, as my witness, if you cheat, you are deceiving me . My father, the Emperor, asks you to cancel the bet . The bet has been made . How can we cancel it at will? Princess , don’t worry , even if ten of them are tied up, they are no match for me . Since you want to die so much, then shut yourself up. Princess, in order to express my love for you, I After working hard for several days, I made a poem called Magpie Bridge Fairy. It’s me again last night. I recited poems to lift the clouds and play tricks on the flying stars. I hate the silver man and the distance. The golden wind and the jade dew win each other. There are countless princesses in the world. You feel that I am full of love for you . This poem will definitely become a masterpiece once again. Hahaha , Mr. Dong is really capable of creating masterpieces. I’m wrong to blame you . Princess , this poem was also written by me. Mr. Dong, you are so shameless . You stole my poem last night and now you are deceiving the princess’s feelings . You are insulting the reputation of our Dong family. Do you really think that the swords of our Dong family can’t kill people? This son of the emperor has repeatedly insulted my reputation for no reason. Please have mercy on the emperor. I will kill him with my own hands. I will give you a chance. If you can’t prove your innocence, I will destroy your nine clans. Mr. Dong, you didn’t realize that this song of Queqiao Immortal is only a half-Que remnant. It is impossible that the Queqiao Immortal is my own doing. How can it be a half-Que remnant? This Queqiao Immortal is not a common one. The title of Tong’s poem is just a word brand name. The whole poem has 56 characters. What you recited just now is the previous sentence and the next sentence and so on. Dong Gongzi, this poem was not written by you. Hurry up and read it out. Hurry up and memorize it. Otherwise, you are just a mere idiot . Why do you say there is a second half and there is a second half? Because this poem was written by me and I said yes, of course there is. Then you said it was you. Then read out the whole poem and have a look. Okay , then you listen to me, so tender and tender as water, good times and dreams, forbearance, looking at the Magpie Bridge and returning home. If our love lasts for a long time , how can we stay together day and night? It ‘s wonderful . My father, Dong Qiang , plagiarized other people’s Banque poems to deceive his subjects, which is equivalent to bullying the emperor. Quickly cure him and bully him. Your Majesty, please forgive me for your sin. Your Majesty, you didn’t know it. You, a treacherous son , actually did such a despicable thing. My father beat you to death. My Majesty, it was also because I was confused because of my love for the princess. Please forgive me, Your Majesty. Your Majesty, please spare your life . My father, Dong Shangshu, is so loyal . I ask you to open your mind and remember your merits in the past. Today, I will not hold you accountable. My father, I have decided to return to the palace. Good boy, I will remember you, Mu Xuan. You are so amazing. You have created an eternal masterpiece . It’s really good. I didn’t expect it. When it comes to the commander of the guard, you are still humble. Tell me what reward you want. Princess , don’t you like talented people? Look at me, Wang Xu. Who are you? How dare you covet the princess ? Put the knife down. She has just made a meritorious service. Princess, she offended the Dong family and twice offended the king of Liang. Don’t kill her. She’s afraid that she’s going to bring disaster to the princess’s house. Well, kill her. You go deal with Dong Qiang on my behalf. Wang Xun, you are now demoted to a lower-class guard . Well, a lower-class guard. Wang Xun. Captain Ben ordered you to clean the toilet immediately. You, um, elder, dare to avenge a private vendetta. Wait for me. If there is a chance, I won’t let him go. Now, if you can make these flowers into perfume, which woman doesn’t like perfume, you will definitely be able to capture the princess. Wang Xu, you are so brave . The princess planted it for the emperor herself. Just wait until you lose your head. Brother Wang, do you know that is me? The Lord planted it with his own hands to be brewed into wine to offer to my father. Pour it and you pick them all for me. Someone drag me down and cut them down. Princess, I want to make these flowers into perfume and offer it to you. I really didn’t mean to make perfume. What is it? It uses special technology to extract the essence of flowers and spray it on the body. It will fill the body with the fragrance of flowers. And this essence can be preserved for many years. It can be preserved for many years. Isn’t it true that you can also smell the fragrance of flowers in the season when there are no flowers? Princess Yingming , Princess, you are so wonderful. Don’t be deceived by his sweet words. How can Hua Xiang be preserved? Or let his subordinates chop him down so that he can give an explanation to the emperor. Hey, if you can’t do it, it doesn’t mean that I can’t do it. So what if I can do it? Then let’s make a bet . If you succeed, I’ll chop my head off at will. If you fail, you ‘ll have to move your head. Boy, live well. OK, I made a ridiculous bet. How can I bet ? Princess, this is a matter between us men. Please make it happen. Princess, this is a matter between us men. Please make it happen. Hum . You are seeking death on your own. Let ’s see how the princess can save you. Brother Wang, it’s already noon . Isn’t your perfume not made? Why haven’t you made it ? Hahaha, this is obviously Xu Ji’s floral dew. Wang Xun, do you think we are all fools? What Xu Ji’s floral dew? The bottle in your hand is a special bottle for Xu Ji’s floral dew. You disappoint me so much. Wang Xun, if you lose, go to hell. Stop it. He has made a meritorious service after all . Spare him. No, I ‘m willing to admit defeat and suffer death. You princess, he deceived you with dew . You deserve to die. Damn, he didn’t lie to me. This is perfume , and it’s a rare perfume in the world . It’s obviously floral dew . It’s impossible that there can’t be such fragrant floral dew in the world. I just use a floral dew bottle to put perfume in, and it’s perfume inside. Yesterday I It has just been extracted. There is only one bottle in the world. It was originally intended to be dedicated to the princess. Now it is a pity that Zhang Luo is gone. What should you do to blame? Princess, I know you are guilty . I don’t know that it is real perfume . Zhang Luo , suffer death. For the sake of the princess, I will spare you. If you are destined to die again, I will never spare you if you don’t hurry up. Thank you Wang Xu. Thank you Wang Xun. Can you give me another bottle of perfume? I will resume your position as commander. I will also need as many flowers as you need . I will pick them for you. No problem. As long as you have enough money, I can make whatever you want. Princess Even if he was injured, so what? Tomorrow is the emperor’s birthday. The flowers and wine prepared for the emperor are gone. By then, the emperor will punish me and anger the princess. Everyone in the palace will die. Don’t worry. I am the daughter of my father. The emperor will not do anything to me. What if you don’t take the princess, but we’ll be done with it when we see the next one. I’m not married yet. Don’t worry about the emperor’s birthday gift tomorrow. I’ll prepare it to ensure that we come out on top. And I’ll make them look at our princess’s palace with admiration . There’s only less than one day left. I want to see how you prepare . Don’t worry about it. This father’s birthday gift is very important. Are you really sure? Of course, tomorrow, if the emperor doesn’t like the birthday gift I prepared, I’ll commit suicide on the spot . That’s what you said, princess . Why don’t you go down? Princess, I have refined a bottle of rose essential oil for you. Rose essential oil is so fragrant. How to use it when bathing? Apply it on the body and massage it with a special technique. After bathing, your body will be fragrant and your skin will be delicate and smooth. Is it okay if you don’t use any special technique ? This is very profound. It’s not easy to describe. Princess, do you want me to serve you once ? You want to have sex with men and women without kissing ? Believe it or not, I will kill you on the spot . Princess, please calm down . I will give you a massage. I will only massage your hands, feet and back . I can do it even if I cover my eyes. It actually makes my whole body smell good. Why don’t you give it a try ? If you dare to cross the line in the slightest , I will kill you on the spot. I must arouse his interest. As long as we have a successful relationship, I can go back in time. Don’t worry, princess. I will abide by my duty. What are you doing with the sword? Of course, you are afraid of being stabbed to death by you in anger. This sword will affect my performance. Princess, don’t misunderstand us. Let’s get started. No, turn around and cover your eyes. Okay, let’s start. This skin is really good. Princess , how does it feel? It’s pretty good . I didn’t expect you to have this ability. But if you dare to touch me again, I will kill you . Princess , if you don’t touch me forward, the effect will not be enough. Hey, you really want to get my body, right? Then come in. Wait a minute. Next, please agree to one request of this princess first. Princess, I will agree to whatever you ask for. Hehe, let me see you. Let me cut you . Princess, please stop messing around . Then do you still want to come in ? No, no, come in. Huh, why don’t you press me quickly ? Hey , well, it’s so dangerous that I almost became a eunuch. It seems that there is still a long way to go. Report to the prince . It has been investigated that there is no backer behind Wang Xun , and it cannot be a student from any academy. These two poems were not written by him, Wang Xun , but by others. This must be the case. How could Wang Xun write such a poem without the slightest bit of literati flavor in him? This son of Liang Wang insulted me so much that the Dong family almost hurt me. The Dong family is beyond redemption. I will cut this man into pieces. There is no hurry. The day after tomorrow is my father’s birthday . I can’t wait any longer . But my lord, I can’t wait any longer. I want to use my spy tonight to avenge Zhang Ning. All the flowers planted by Zhang Ning were picked by that Wang Xun. They can’t make Baihua Brew, which will definitely displease the emperor. I like Baihua Brew . Even if the emperor doesn’t blame the princess, he will definitely not be able to spare Wang Xun. Hahahaha. Brother Zhang, can you take me to the place where you caught me? I want to get something . Who do you think you are? Why should I take you there ? Just because I am your colleague and you are my subordinate . Huh , my colleague is helpless. The loser dares to yell at me. I’m so awesome. Isn’t it because I’ve traveled to the world of martial arts? Well, what’s the point of this? Hey , even if you follow me ruthlessly, this guy got the first step. What are these things ? I ‘ve never seen this . Have you seen it? Except for the fact that I can produce this kitchen knife, I don’t know about other things. Idiot , what’s the use of you asking questions ? Hey, stop, that’s mine. Stop, who is my mother ? Oh , it turns out it’s you, I ‘ve been looking for you for a long time. You brought it to the door yourself. I’m going to break his legs today and fuck him. Slow down, I am the commander of the guards of the princess’s palace. If you dare to touch me, I won’t be afraid of the princess blaming me . Hahaha. I My father is the Minister of the Ministry of War. Am I still afraid that the princess will pursue me? Brother Zhang, please help me. As long as you bring those things over for me , I will agree to any request. Okay . Kneel down and kowtow 100 times. I will help you . Zhang, you have angered me. If you provoke me , how can you not protect yourself ? I am also afraid that if you bite me, you can kneel down too. Kowtow a hundred times and I will spare your life. Dong Qiang, you forced me to do this. Do n’t blame me for being rude to you. Hum. I thought you came up with some secret weapon. I didn’t expect it to be such a gadget. Do you want to laugh us to death? Hahahaha. Hum. Mysterious clown. Hum ignorant ancient Dong Qiang. I call you. Do you dare? Promise? Don’t say one word , it will be a hundred times. What do I have to fear ? Grandpa Dong Qiao is here. What is this thing that can emit such a bright light? This is a mobile phone , also called the Sky-Swallowing Divine Machine. One of its functions is to suck people’s souls. Just now I called you and you answered. Now your soul has been taken away by him. One by one, Mr. Dong is making nonsense. Don’t be fooled by his nonsense. I’ve been walking around the world for half my life and I’ve never heard of a mobile phone. I almost let you fool me again. Hold him down. I’m going to take off his legs. Wait, wait, look at what this is . You really took my soul. Not only did I take your soul, I can also refine it for you. You can’t even give me back the womb when your soul is gone . Give me back. Give me back. You can kneel down and give me three slaps. My father is the Minister of War. If you dare to make me kneel down, okay, then I can only make you lose your soul. A hundred thousand demons listen to my call. Mr. Stone will really die if he loses his soul. Mr. Wang, this kind of young man must do it. I died after taking the soul-absorbing needle. Don’t think about it. I actually knelt down. This is not a small number of young masters. Now you can return my soul to me. Of course, but you have to remember not to lose again in the future , otherwise your soul will be scattered . Mr. Wang Xuben remembers you. Don’t come here. What are you going to do? Don’t mess around. The princess will definitely not let you kneel down. Slap three times. Kneel down and slap yourself three times. Um, don’t be too proud too soon. People who offend guns never have a good end. Even a mobile phone can make you like this. Why do you need me to be afraid? I can even travel through time with Erguotou. And the MSG I forgot to bring home. Hey, these things can really come in handy . Princess Zhang Ning, I don’t believe that I can’t conquer you with these good things. In order to celebrate your birthday, your father brewed a jar of immortal wine by himself. I wish your father a long and happy life. Wasn’t the secret recipe of the immortal wine lost long ago? How did King Liang get it ? As early as half a year ago, your son sent people to search all over the country for it. The one who works hard has finally found it. It’s presented quickly. Hmm , the wine is rich and fragrant, worthy of being the best in the world. Ah , this is considered a good wine. Red sister, where is the Hundred Flowers Wine that you gave to father? Why don’t you take it out and let father have a taste ? Yes, yes, yes , your Majesty, I have been waiting for a long time . Don’t keep me in suspense . Bring it up quickly. Your Majesty, I didn’t prepare Hundred Flowers Wine. Why didn’t I prepare it ? Because, because, your Majesty, because the flowers used to make Hundred Flowers Wine were picked by Wang Xun. This is a great disrespect to you. How dare you step on the flowers used to make Hundred Flowers Wine ? Someone, drag him away and beat him to death on the spot. Your father, Wang Xun, didn’t mean it. And he prepared other gifts for you , haha. Haha, everyone present here can see that you came empty-handed. Where did the gifts come from? You came empty-handed on the emperor ‘s birthday. This is a great disrespect to the emperor. Please order the emperor to kill him on the spot. Wang Xun, where is the gift you prepared ? Hurry up and bring it. It’s the princess. The gift the emperor prepared for you is at the door. I’ll get it for you now, Your Majesty. This is the gift I prepared for you. The wine bottle is actually transparent. How is this possible ? Zhang Haiqing, you are well-informed . Have you ever seen such a crystal clear bottle ? Laojun, what kind of wine is this? This is Red Star Erguotou . Please appreciate it, Your Majesty. How can Erguotou be so delicious with such an ugly name ? It’s not that there is something inside It’s filled with water, right ? Is it water ? Your Majesty will know it after just one taste. If I say anything exaggerated, I will be torn into pieces immediately. Wow , what a strong aroma of wine. Your Majesty , can you let this old minister taste it first ? Okay, please let Minister Zhang taste it first. How is Lord Zhang’s wine ? Lord Zhang is not good. Lord Zhang is poisoned. Wang Xuan, you dare to poison the wine. Someone, take him down for me. Take him down for me. No, this wine is too strong. I have never drunk such a good wine. Your Majesty , please reward me . This is the real best wine in the world. Come on, give me another glass . It is impossible. There must be no wine in the world that can intoxicate the gods. I don’t believe that your father must be biased towards Zhang Ning and don’t want him to suffer. You are questioning me. I dare not. I request to taste it myself. Okay, I can let you taste it, but if this wine is better than your Shenxianzui after you taste it, I will punish you . I have confidence in Shenxianzui . Hum, I am willing to bet with my father. It is impossible to serve wine to King Liang. How can this wine be better than Shenxianzui? It is impossible for the people to send King Liang back to his mansion to reflect on himself for three days and he cannot go out. Your Majesty, no. Wang Xuan has made great contributions by offering fine wine. I want to reward you. Just tell me what you want. I will agree to any reward. You can marry the princess. It should be no problem, Your Majesty. I want to marry your father. My brother offered wine to make up for his previous mistakes. I dare not ask for a reward. Your Majesty, princess, what you said is really a small one. It is a great honor for a maid to be honored by the emperor to taste wine. How can I ask for more rewards? You are right. I will not reward him today. If he makes great contributions in the future , I will definitely reward you, princess. Why did you let the emperor reward me just now ? You have already caused King Liang to be confined to his house. You have also caused the cold eyes and jealousy of the court officials. If this happens again, do you think you can live until tomorrow? And where did the wine come from? Tell me quickly, do n’t think about lying. What if he tells the truth and burns me to death as if I were a monster? Tell me quickly, no matter what, tell the truth, maybe he will agree to show up and help me travel back. Princess, in fact, this is what I brought back with me when I traveled back from the 21st century. Hey, princess, it’s really me from when I traveled back The princess I brought here when I was young, I really am a time traveler from the 21st century. My brother, do you think this princess is a three-year-old child? If you don’t tell the truth, I will kill you without mercy. I said that in fact, a friend of mine brought me here from overseas. I don’t know where I am. If you dare to play tricks on this princess again, I will make you die miserably. Well, such a good wine , but this princess didn’t get to drink it. Is that a bargain? He actually wanted to drink and get him drunk. Then I would have a chance. Princess, don’t be a pity . I still have a bottle here. Humph, I don’t believe that the wine is really that delicious. If the princess really wants to drink it, I will go to the street to buy it for you. Is it delicious? You will know later. This is a glass bottle. Glass is much more precious than glass. The bottle is better. So what if I look at it? Wine may not taste good. Oh , ha, this wine, how come this wine smells so good? This wine smells so good. Of course it smells good. Let me have a taste . If you want to taste it, you can kneel down and beg you to give me a glass. Damn, it’s really expensive. I can drink such a good wine. Why not kneel down ? Ah, ah, ah, it’s refreshing, sweet , and has a lasting fragrance. I have never tasted such a good wine. Hey, pour me another glass. I’ll kneel down again . Get out of here. I only have this bottle of wine. After you finish drinking it, what will the princess drink? Get out of the way quickly and don’t disturb me and the princess from tasting wine. It smells really good. Princess, I’ll pour you another glass. This wine is really strong. This wine is 56 degrees , of course it’s strong. I’ll fill it up for you . It tastes good. Let’s drink more. No, no, if you drink more, you’ll get drunk. Caiyun, go prepare some good dishes , um Hey hey, how could I have a chance if I didn’t get you drunk? Princess, well, wine is the essence of food. The more you drink, the younger you get. Come and drink with us, old ones. Come on, let’s drink together . If you don’t drink , I won’t drink either. Come on, okay, then I will risk my life to drink with the princess . Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on . Come on. Let’s continue. Keep drinking, princess, hurry up, just drink . The emperor is gone. Are you not giving me face ? If you don’t drink, I will slap you like a girl. I don’t believe it. I can’t drink it. Drink up. Drink up. Drink up. I really can’t drink anymore. If you drink anymore, I’m really drunk. Wang Xuan, do you want to sleep with me? Drink this glass of wine. I ‘ll satisfy you , drink, I drink. Princess , you remember what you just said. I drank this glass , of course we can. You just need to drink too much from this bottle of wine, and we will come. Come, come, hum . With your small amount of wine, you still want to get drunk. Someone from me, please tie me up. Wake up , wake up, wake up , princess , hum . Why are you not drunk yet? You only want to get this princess drunk with just a pound of wine. You are so cowardly that you want to get this princess drunk and take advantage of me . Princess, I know it’s wrong, but you can’t blame me entirely. Huh, don’t blame you. Do you blame this princess? How dare I blame the princess? What is love in the world ? Make life and death make promises since ancient times. Love is superfluous. Hate this, Princess Mianmian. Go ahead and die in the hands of the princess. I will die with no regrets . Go away. If you offend me again next time, I won’t be merciful. Thank you , princess . That’s not right. Princess, I didn’t say I wanted to kill him. Damn it, he actually planned it. Hey, I went to catch him. Fortunately. I’m reserved, otherwise my secret will be exposed today. Hey Wang Xu, where are you going? Why did you do something and want to run away? Where do I go? What does it have to do with you ? Offended Prince Liang, you still want to run away. Don’t forget that I am the head of the guard of the princess’s palace . If you catch me, you won’t be afraid of being held accountable by the princess. Hahaha, Aoxue is here. But no one knows you. Princess, how do you know that you were captured by me and killed by Zhao Santong? Then the position of commander of the guards is mine. This time, the princess didn’t catch the trash, you couldn’t even catch Wang Xun. Get out. Princess, it’s not that I couldn’t catch him, but that he was captured by Zhao Santong . Why was he kidnapped by Zhao Santong ? The princess fell into the hands of Zhao Santong. He deserves it. You don’t need to plead for him. He is a member of this palace. If he wants to be killed, I should kill him personally. Let me go quickly. Don’t forget the weapons to guard the store. Oh, right? Huh , this is the least I can afford. Eye weapon, I tell you that I still have a mobile phone. If you don’t want your soul to be taken away, please let me go quickly. Hahahahahaha, boy , look at what this is. Hey, hey, boy, without these two things, let’s see how you can still stand in front of me. If you are wise, then kneel down and shout, Grandpa , maybe I can give you a good pleasure. Brother Wang Xun is here with you, right? Please let him go . Haha, no problem , but you have to answer. You have to marry whoever I ask you to marry. I’ll be back soon. You want to tell Zhao Santong to chop off Wang Xun’s legs and bring them here. If you scream or don’t scream, I will do it. Zhao Santou , don’t think that you can’t do anything if you put away the mobile phone and electric shock baton. You have the ability to let me go. Believe it or not, I’ll beat you until you kneel down and call me grandpa . Hahahaha. Good tone. I want to see how you beat me today . Kneel down and call me grandpa. Now I knelt down and call you grandpa. I can still consider giving you a good pleasure. I want me to kneel down and call you grandpa. What kind of disease is this? Secret Spray 5 Seconds Contraceptive Princess. Wang Jue is now locked up in the woodshed. It’s too late for you to agree now. Your Highness . Hahaha. Zhao Sandu has sent Wang Xu’s legs back. If you don’t agree , you will be beheaded next time. It’s despicable . Who did it ? Who did it? It ’s Wang Xuan and others. Okay, it’s impossible. It’s absolutely impossible. You are a top master. Wang Xuan is powerless. His hands and feet are tied. How could he have a chance to escape? You are still injured like this. Your Highness, it’s that boy. He tricked me and said he wanted to compete with me. In the end, he stunned my brother. This is the number one master you are talking about. If my man is as incompetent as him, I will definitely kill him . Hum Lu Xun , I will definitely let you die. Go and mobilize everyone to find Wang Xun. He must find the princess. He has offended King Liang. King Liang will definitely not let him go. If he comes back, won’t he bring disaster to us? If you have the ability to offend King Liang, I will immediately ask my father to let you be the general. Hurry up and find Wang Xun. If you can’t find Wang Xun, you raise your head to see me. You are the demon king. Now you are looking for me everywhere. The world is so big that there is no place for me . If you don’t want to die, you are conceited. Go back with me. Do you think I am a fool? I am conceited and follow me with both hands. You go back to collect your punishment. You want to leave. You were injured in Prince Liang’s Mansion. Zhao Santong thinks Prince Liang will let you go. Is it your best choice to go back with me ? You’ve been to Prince Liang’s Mansion, so why don’t you hurry up and do it? Let me go back. You can kneel down and beg me. I heard you right. You let me kneel down and beg you. Haha, I heard you right. I asked you to kneel down and beg me . You do n’t know how to live or die . You are not afraid that I will kill you with one knife now. Do you really think that the princess wants you to catch me because she wants to kill me? Huh, otherwise you have offended the princess. If you don’t kill me, who will you kill? If Princess Silly Cha really wants to kill me, will she go to Prince Liang’s Mansion in person? If Princess really wants to kill me , will she let you take to the streets to catch me? I am the person who has defeated the enemy three times time and time again. Princess, are you willing to kill me? If I want to turn around and go to Prince Liang, you sir. Is there still a job in the main palace? So kneel down and beg me now , or else I turn around and go to Liang Wang . If I can’t find Wang Xun, raise your head and see Wang Xun. You , don’t bully others too much. I just want to bully others too much. What’s wrong with you? I beg you to come back with me. You can’t even deal with a little Wang Xun. How can I lose my face? Aren’t you resourceful? You think of a way. This king wants Wang Xun to die. It’s easy to send a killer at night to kill the prince. You are stupid. Do you dare to go to the princess’s palace to kill people today ? Do you dare to enter the palace tomorrow ? You still need to outsmart the emperor. Do you often like to go to the princess’s palace to eat? We can do it here. If we operate the following article well , Wang Xun has 100 heads. He can’t Princess. When I come back, I will know that you don’t really want to kill me . How can I be willing to kill you? But you are really brave. How many times have you dared to attack this princess ? Princess, I don’t want to eat swans. Meaty toads are not good frogs. This dream must be made. What if it comes true? Don’t you think so? You’re right. Don’t tell me anymore. Caiyun will kill him . Do you really want to kill him? Of course it’s true. I hate self-righteous people the most, especially self-righteous men who are so ordinary yet so confident. Princess You asked Zhang Long to come back to me so many times, so you probably didn’t really want to kill me, right? But I have changed my mind, okay? Of course, I will chop him down with a knife. He asked the princess to relieve her anger. Princess, you must prepare carefully tomorrow. Don’t let the emperor eat anything. Otherwise, he will lose his head. Hahaha. Princess , Dong Wen is obviously afraid of what you say. There must be some conspiracy . The emperor likes to eat the dishes cooked by Chef Zhang. It is normal for him to dine here. Wait for me to chop first. I got this bitch and went to find Chef Zhang to make preparations. Princess, something is not right. Chef Zhang was sent to find Commander Wang. He had an accident. Now he is unconscious. Why is Chef Zhang unconscious ? What should I do for tomorrow’s lunch? This bitch, if Chef Zhang wasn’t injured because he was looking for you, why would he be so slow ? Princess, I know how to cook Shandong cuisine and Cantonese cuisine. I’m proficient in all kinds of northern cuisine, especially Sichuan cuisine. Please give me a chance, princess. The food I cook tomorrow will definitely make the emperor lick the plate clean. But recently, my father has a bad appetite and can’t eat sweet, salty, numb , spicy, or sour food. Can you confirm that you can do it? Are you satisfied with the emperor? Then you can always eat something light, right? There was once an imperial chef who cooked a bowl of fresh water cabbage for the emperor. He was beheaded on the spot and dragged away. Princess , please give me a chance. If the food I cook does not satisfy the emperor tomorrow, I will commit suicide on the spot and will never let you do it. Okay, this is what you said. Zhang Ning, nothing I eat lately tastes good. The cook at your house is good. I came here for a change. I have prepared some for my father. I am bold. Zhang Ning, father, came to your house for dinner. You only cooked two dishes. Isn’t this a shabby father? Also, the two dishes that the emperor never eats salty are both salty. Where are you? Zhang Ning, you are so disappointing to me. Father, please forgive me. My son , the cook in the palace was injured last night and could not cook in person. The cook was not there . Who cooked the food? It was Wang Xun, the emperor. Wang Xun must have done it on purpose. Please order the emperor to kill Wang Xun immediately. It is true that the power of God cannot be violated. If you do not kill, you will not show off your military power . Come on. Wang Xun, bring it here. No need to shout. I’m already here. Wang Xun, your death has come. Your Majesty, you haven’t eaten this meal yet. Why do you conclude that the food is not delicious? How can it be delicious if it is so vulgar and crude? Your Majesty, you must not look good. This food is the same. If you feel that your appetite is not suitable, you can order it for me immediately. In order to let your whole family die in peace, I will try to see if your father is so disgusting that it is so disgusting that it is hard to swallow. I quickly spit it out. I continued: No , this food is so delicious . I have never eaten such delicious food. Brother Wang , please tell me what you used to make the food. It is good. The emperor has been eating it for several days. It’s not fragrant anymore, I’ve lost weight. Wang Xun, please tell me how to make this dish. Return to the emperor’s little secret formula . MSG . What is MSG ? It’s a god-given creature. The raw materials are extremely complex, with hundreds of kinds , and they have to go through ninety-nine, eight hundred and ten processes and take more than three years to refine. Put it in It can be turned into delicious dishes when added to any dish. Then why don’t you give the MSG to me ? I want to cook for my father every day. How can I give you such an expensive thing so easily ? How much do you want ? I can afford it . A small broken bag. You actually want a thousand taels , not a thousand taels. Could it be that you want 10,000 taels ? I can’t be arrogant. Ten thousand taels is not enough . Could it be that if you want one million taels , it’s not good. Fifty thousand taels is not good . I won’t give it to you. I mean one hundred taels. King Liang’s filial piety is really touching. Brother Wang , you have done great work in cooking. Tell me what you want me to reward you. Great , great, great. Here comes the opportunity to be the Prince Consort. Back to the emperor, I don’t want any reward, but I am very worried about the princess’s lifelong affairs. I can’t sleep at night. I hope that the emperor can betroth the princess to a good consort. Can you tell me who is suitable? Well, at least he is talented and knowledgeable. He can go up to the hall and down the kitchen. He is also handsome and rich. Is there such a perfect man? Is there such a perfect man? For example, Dong Qiang, the son of Dong Shangshu’s family . These words are all said by the emperor. Do n’t you think our emperor is full of nonsense? He is not handsome either. When Dongqiao was a child, the Queen Mother once touched his head and said that this child is so handsome. Do you mean that the Queen Mother is blind ? Can he cook? Hahaha. My son has been learning cooking skills from the Royal Chef Commander since he was 10 years old. He has already received the true inheritance . Now my son’s cooking skills can be regarded as one of the top three in Dayu. Brother, I didn’t expect you to recommend me as consort. Ma is so noble and honorable , I am in awe. Okay, Dong Qiang, you have to come to the princess palace more often, walk around, and exchange feelings. The emperor returns to the palace and drives back to the palace. Wang Xun, you are so brave that you dare to take charge of this palace. Princess, you misunderstood me. I am not talking about Dong Qiang. I am not Dong Qiang. Who is it? Of course it is me . Princess, what did I say wrong again? I have said that the most annoying thing is a self-righteous man. Hey, why don’t you get out of here ? Hey, he is so ordinary yet so confident . Hey , the man the emperor recommended just now at the princess palace was not Dong Qiang , but more like himself. Why ? Well, I can see it. I am not a cannibal, short-tongued and unable to refuse, so I am pretending to be stupid . The Dong family is so powerful that it is a pity to marry the Dong family. There is no harm at all . Zhang Ming doesn’t like the Dong family. As for Wang Xin, this kid really wants to eat swan meat . Haha , but the dishes with MSG are really delicious. Hahaha . Ouch, my stomach hurts so much. Come on, call the imperial doctor. He even wants to be the prince’s consort. I’m so handsome and I don’t even dare to have such an idea. Why do you overestimate your abilities ? Damn, you have some misunderstanding about handsomeness . Now that I have said this , I have to work hard to catch up. Get the princess quickly and try to travel back as soon as possible. It ‘s so cute. Wang Xun, what are you singing? It’s nondescript. It’s not as good as the opera in the hook bar. I like it very much . It’s very creative. I’m also a princess. This and this flower. You only give the princess one flower in the world. Is there anyone more stingy than you? I see that you don’t take the princess seriously at all . This is called loving only one person in your life. Princess Wang Xueben will spare you this time . If there is another time, I will pull out your tongue. Princess , as expected, singing and dancing is effective. The next step is to treat guests to dinner. Unfortunately, I can’t watch a movie. Otherwise, maybe I can get a room tonight and then I can go back in time. Hahaha, disaster is coming. I don’t know it yet . Dong Qiang, you are so courageous to break into the princess palace. Princess, come to the princess palace more. But the emperor said that there are bold people . I am his east gun. I didn’t mess with you. Don’t bite me. It’s true that you didn’t offend me. But you poisoned the emperor. Don’t spit on me . How could I have poisoned the emperor ? Is it poisonous? You know it yourself. The emperor ate the food you cooked and got unbearable abdominal pain when he returned home. Who else could you be? It’s absolutely impossible. Is there any problem with the food I cooked ? Is it possible? Go down and talk to the Lord of Hell. Ha, take the emperor . I’m afraid he has a malignant tumor . I’m afraid he’s exhausted. Father. The emperor must have contracted the rage after eating the food cooked by Wang Xi. You are talking nonsense . We all ate the food . How come we are fine ? That is a problem with the stomach meridian . Prince Liang also bought MSG for the emperor to eat. You mean that His Highness Prince Liang wants to murder the emperor . The Emperor is sure that he has a malignant disease. There is absolutely no cure. Malignant dysentery has no cure . Then I ask you again how many days it takes for malignant dysentery to occur. It can range from four to five days or one or two days. I heard that the emperor has been sick for a day or two. How does it have anything to do with my food? Besides , you have been serving the monks for the past few days. Isn’t it you who can’t absolve yourself of the blame? Do n’t be arrogant. You don’t want to spout blood. The prime minister, father, is critically ill and the situation in the court is bound to be turbulent. Someone must manage the overall situation. Yes, what King Liang said is to stabilize the government. I recommend King Liang to temporarily found the country. Your Highness is what I want. Prime Minister, as long as the Prime Minister agrees , I will take on this important task . Prime Minister, you have to be indecisive at this time. If something happens, you will be worried. Can you afford it? Your Majesty has just fallen ill and will be cured within a few days. Is it too early for you to fight for power? Didn’t you listen to the imperial doctor’s order when you fell ill? Didn’t you hear that the Emperor was infected with malignant dysentery? If you get this severe dysentery, you will definitely die. It’s your problem if I can’t cure it. If I want to cure it , how can I say dysentery? It’s just a few bowls of artemisinin. Hu Youyou, old man, if you cure me , I will give you my life. If I can’t cure it, I will give you my life. This is really true. I’ve cured you this time. I’ll marry my daughter to you. You shouldn’t have any objections anymore. Brother Wang, since he has a way , let him try it. Please slow down the matter of King Jianguo’s founding of the country tomorrow. If Brother Wang can’t be cured tomorrow at noon, he will be the Prime Minister. You must agree with me that the time has come for the king to build the king’s palace . Why hasn’t the emperor driven it yet? Humph, I thought it was some kind of panacea. It turned out that the juice of artemisia annua leaves was given to the emperor to drink. It is simply ridiculous to take it orally without boiling it. Don’t say you are sick. Even if you are not sick, you will get sick if you take it. Your Highness , the Emperor’s troubles have nothing to do with your Princess’s palace. If you marry me and I, Dong Jiabao, you will have no worries and get out of this palace. Even if you die , I will not marry you. You are so beautiful , and a shameless villain like you is worthy of a princess. The princess is really suitable for me. I will give you a toast, and I won’t eat the fine wine. Your Highness, it’s time. The emperor is still awake. Please kill Wang Xu first and then seize the Princess Mansion. Immediately build the country . Prime Minister, have you forgotten the bet yesterday ? Is it still meaningful for Liang Wang to build the country at this time ? You guys, please come and put Wang Xun, Princess Mansion and others into the dungeon. Wait until I build the country in person. Asking for help, second brother, I didn’t expect you to be so vicious . How could you have a stable position if you were not vicious? This is what my father said. Take it slowly. Small artemisia annua can actually cure vicious malaria , and it has not been boiled. It is effective only if it is not boiled. If it is boiled, its medicinal effect will be destroyed. Remember, don’t make any more mistakes in the next life. Someone will drag you down and kill me. Father, you are finally well. I’m so happy. I’m so happy. I’m disappointed. I’m sorry. I delayed you in prison. Please tell me, father. I’m doing this for the safety of Dayu. If you want to blame, blame the imperial doctor. It’s them. I said you couldn’t be saved, so I begged my father for mercy. Father, that’s enough. Go back and think about it. And you two, father, wait a minute. They stopped Wang Xun several times and almost killed you . You can’t let them go so easily. Wang Xuan, what do you think, should I do it? It’s time to let them go. As long as you tell me, I will do as you say. Old guy, this is a test. In my opinion, there is no hope for being a consort today. The emperor is wise and asks them to go back and reflect on their punishment. Wang Xin, you are very smart. I can do it. Pass the decree and make the king’s army a guest. The reward will be a thousand taels. Thank you, the emperor . Xue, why do you want to let them go so easily ? Have you forgotten how they framed us? You tell me clearly , otherwise I will kill you. Why else? Why must someone have bribed you? Why don’t you let your subordinates just kill them to save you from wasting your breath ? Go on, princess, you know. Why did the emperor praise me today ? Huh, you can cure him with artemisia annua. Of course he has to praise you for being wrong. Because I can see that the emperor doesn’t want to punish Liang and he appreciates Liang. Prince Liang wants to kill him. He is a non-poisonous husband. The emperor is also such a person, even more ruthless than Prince Liang . Think about it, if the emperor passes the throne to Prince Liang , wouldn’t he feel more at ease ? If I want to execute Prince Liang today, it will be you and me. Fortunately, there are Otherwise, the consequences would be disastrous, so dangerous. I didn’t expect that Wang Xun to let me go. Otherwise, I would be doomed. My lord, you are wrong. It’s not that Wang Xun let you go , but that the emperor let you go. So my father agreed that I should inherit the throne, so I won’t punish you , so as not to stain you in the future. But don’t be happy too early, Your Majesty. Wang Xu is very scheming. If he becomes the consort, he will be a disaster in the future , so we must eradicate him as soon as possible. I will do it so that he will not see the sun of tomorrow. The old emperor will not live long. The king of Liang will definitely not let you go. You must sleep with the princess as soon as possible and then travel back to alone. My husband, princess, I have no choice but to do this in order to survive. Well, this facial cleanser is really good, and it feels great when paired with your massage techniques. Hey, princess , actually this facial cleanser has a better effect on washing the body. Let me try it for you. If you dare to touch me again , it will kill your life. Princess, don’t blame me . If you want to blame me, just blame you for not giving me a chance . Haha, princess, this is a beauty and beauty artifact. The whitening effect is particularly obvious. I want to give it to you to try. Try it. Oh, it’s a good thing. Then you can try it for me . Princess, what are you going to do? How should I deal with the princess ? Should I kill first and then castrate, or castrate first and then kill, first castrate and then kill ? But I think it is better to kill first and then castrate. Well, I will kill you and castrate. Okay, princess, give me a chance to make a crime and meritorious service. Prince Liang’s Mansion will not let us go. I am the only one who can cure Prince Liang. Is it possible that you can also make your father emperor depose him ? Are you sure you have always wanted to sleep with me? If you let me become the empress, I will make you my queen and let your father honor the world. You actually want to be the empress. How is it possible ? I am not a god . I can do things just like stunning him, so I should bring him with me . But he knows martial arts . Remember your mission. Kill Wang Xun first and then the princess . Isn’t it just Wang Xun ? Ah , what a beauty. It’s a pity that I can only sleep tonight . I won’t have a chance from now on. You must control your strength and never risk your life. I’m going to drug you out here . I’ve already seen you. Damn, your ears are so good. I was so careless that I forgot he was a master. Hahahahaha. I was lucky enough to see such a beautiful scene today. Even if I die, it’s worth it . Zhao Santong, was it the king of Liang who sent you ? Or was it Dong Qiang ? Hey, my damn charm, Night Walking Clothes, can’t be blocked by you. You can see through it at a glance. No one sent me. It’s me who wants to die, damn brother Wang , haha , it’s such a beauty in the world. It’s a pity that I have to kill Wang Xuan now and don’t have time to enjoy it. But it’s the same after killing Wang Xuan and enjoying it again. If Zhou Zilong doesn’t want to die , put the knife down for me. Lan Wangji, when did you come here ? No matter what, think about how to deal with him first. You just came here to save me from looking around. Humph, Wang Xuan doesn’t have the stun baton or that spray. I ‘ll see where you run . Hahaha, you think I can’t kill you without these, right? Well, I want to see what other skills you have today. What’s going on , I’ll go to hell with you, your despicable and shameless god, chariot and ghost, eh, princess, why do you have scissors ? Huh, I bought a new one just for you . I didn’t expect it to be so cheap. Zhao Sanduo said, when did you come in? I saw Zhao San coming here to plot evil, so I followed him secretly . He lied to Zhao San. When Tongmo came in, I saw this door and it has never been opened. Princess Yingming , in fact, I am here to give you the treasure of anti-wolf spray. Anti-wolf spray. Anti-wolf spray. Yes, it is anti-wolf spray. Princess is beautiful and fragrant. Many perverts must be thinking about it, so anti-wolf spray is indispensable. Yes, it is good. I originally wanted to use pepper water, but it seems I won’t use it. Princess, what are you doing? Wang Xun, don’t think that I don’t know why you came in . Today, for the sake of your merit in escorting me, I’ll spare you. If you do it again, I ’ll just kill you and get out ! Princess, oh , princess, you. Why should Wang Xuan be let go? A big pervert like him should be castrated first. Well, he is different from all the other gentlemen. I like him. Besides, he has so many secrets that I can’t even see clearly. Only by letting him go can I, the princess, see his true face. What do you want? Are you going to marry him ? If he didn’t lie , what did he say to offer the treasure? In fact, if he told the truth, I can be his woman tonight. Hahaha, the prince, my father is not good. Zhao Sandong made a mistake and was killed by the princess on the spot. He actually missed the assassination of the princess. But It’s a heinous crime. Father, even if you want to trace it, we can’t do it. We ‘re finished. We ‘re finished. Maybe the bodies have already been sent to the emperor. My lord, don’t panic . I’ve already made some arrangements . I’ll find out tomorrow. The Lord’s Mansion spoke to Wang Xun, Zhang Ning, why are you clamoring to see me so early in the morning ? Go back to my father, the son was assassinated in the mansion last night and I almost couldn’t see my father. Who was assassinated ? Are you injured? It’s Zhao Santong. Fortunately, Brother Wang was able to escort him last night, otherwise you wouldn’t have been able to see him. My son, Zhao Santong, isn’t that a general of Dong Shangshu’s family? Yes, your Majesty, we believe that this assassination was done by the Dong family, and the Dong family was also ordered by others. Why are you looking at me? Could it be that you are suspicious of me? Let me see what’s wrong with you . If you didn’t do anything, why are you so nervous? Prince Liang, what happened? It’s not you who did it. Did you recruit Liang Wang from the ground ? Did you do it? You recruited the emperor from the ground and asked his father to make it clear that this matter has nothing to do with his ministers. Report to the emperor Zhao Santong. This man is murderous and arrogant. He was expelled from the government three days ago by the old minister. A wanted order has been issued for the other old minister. I also found out that Zhao Shantong was a homicidal person and related to many lives. The existing clues have been handed over to the Xantian Mansion. After investigation by the Xantian Mansion, he will be arrested and brought to justice. However, what the veteran never expected was that this man actually went crazy to assassinate the princess. This is the sin of the veteran . I hope the emperor will strictly control him. Punishing my father, it is obvious that this matter has nothing to do with the Dong family, so we cannot severely punish Dong Shangshu . Come on . In this case , we will not hold Dong Aiqing responsible for the time being. Wait until the Tianxun Division finds out the truth and then deal with it . Please, Your Majesty, I will also sue the princess and Wang Xun for slandering Prince Liang and the court. I will severely punish you for saying that I slandered the King of Liang and the important officials of the imperial court . You are right . You just kept saying that it was the King of Liang and the old ministers who ordered Zhao Santong to assassinate the princess. In fact, you have no evidence. What is this if it is not slander ? You are slandering the king , but it is damaging to the reputation of the royal family. and the majesty of the imperial court. Please punish me severely. Please punish me severely. Please punish me severely. Please punish me severely. Since the truth has not yet been found out, the matter of the salt farm will be put aside for the time being. The Ministry of Rites ordered Wang Xun and the princess’s palace to be severely scrutinized to serve as a warning to my father. Unexpectedly, the king not only escaped with his whole body. Is it surprising or not ? Hahahaha, you really pissed off. Is it them who came to assassinate this palace to turn back and condemn us. Is this father a fool? Isn’t this fool? He deliberately indulged us to fight with King Liang. This is also a kind of experience against King Liang . If you didn’t provoke King Liang several times and repeatedly Can the Dong family father and son come and assassinate the princess? They managed to escape this time. Who knows if they will succeed next time ? Hey princess, don’t worry, I will definitely bring down Prince Liang and the Dong family father and son. Well , Air Master, who has made you angry again? Who else could it be? Dong Qiang, that bastard Dong Qiang? What happened to Dong Qiang? He will be able to ascend to the position of petition. Wang Xun, didn’t you say you want to overthrow the Dong family? They have been promoted instead . Huh, that’s a slap in the face. Princess, let’s go to the palace immediately and snatch back the admiral of the Ordnance Bureau. Snatch him back. What are you trying to do ? Do you have a better sword-making method ? Yes, I did forge a sword , and it’s sharper than Dong Qiang’s. Are you sure? No joke. If you can’t beat the princess, I’ll behead you . This is what you said. Don’t regret it then . Zhang Ning, why are you asking to see me? Come back to my father, the emperor. Brother Wang has forged a sword and wants to try it with Mr. Dong . Yes, your Majesty, the sword I forged is more powerful than anyone else’s. Hahahahaha. Wang Xu. My sword-making method comes from the best forger in the world. Sword Master Ou Zhizi’s hand, how dare you compete with me? Just tell me whether you dare or not. What’s wrong with me? If I lose, I’ll give you the post of Admiral of the Weapons Bureau. If you lose, I ‘ll kill you. It’s a deal. If the sword you make can surpass Dong Qiang , I will let you be the Admiral of the Weapon Bureau. If the sword you make can surpass Dong Qiang, I will let you be the Weapon Bureau Admiral. Admiral , come and bring up my peerless sword. Let him open his eyes. This is my peerless sword. Is your knife afraid to take it out? Hahaha, bring my sword. Hahaha. Wang Xuan, I thought you were holding some kind of good knife. I didn’t expect it to be a kitchen knife. You are in the wrong mind. You sensationalizing clown, Zhang Ning. If I were like you. I’ve long since chopped it up and fed it to the dogs. I can’t afford to lose this person. Wang Qun, did you get it wrong? This is a kitchen knife. Don’t worry. Princess , a kitchen knife is enough for this kind of broken copper and iron . My kitchen knife is made of top-grade stainless steel. The technology is thousands of years ahead of this era. What the hell, Ou Yezi, no matter how powerful he is , he can surpass the high-tech of later generations, haha. Ha, is this kid crazy? Wang Xun, please kneel down and kowtow a few times for us right now. We can consider sparing your life. How about you let your son kneel down and kowtow a few times for me? Then I will consider not overthrowing you, the Dong family. What a loud tone, the emperor feels that the victory or defeat has been decided. There is no need to compare with Old Xue. You are too disappointing to me. Someone drag me down and kill you. Li Jue, come here, drag him down and kill Li Jue , wait, Your Majesty, how can you judge me as a loser even if I haven’t tried yet ? Is there any need to compete? You are a kitchen knife, can you beat Dong Qiang’s peerless sword? I regret that I have been here with you for a long time to drag him down. If Father wants him to die, he must have something to say. Otherwise, let them try . Father, let him try. Come on, die early and die later. Why rush for this moment? Hum , let’s start competing. My sword can blow hair and break hair. Can your sword not do it? If you lose, you will die. Hey, wait a minute. The battlefield is a fight with real swords and guns , not some hair-blowing competition. Curved steel is easy to break. The blade is not strong enough and can be broken with just one cut . Then use it if you want to cut it . Do you dare or not? My sword has cut through hundreds of high-quality weapons. I am still afraid of your shabby kitchen knife. Come on , you should cut me. Otherwise, I will cut off your knife. Don’t say that I took advantage of you. It’s impossible. How is this possible? My peerless sword can’t stop cutting your kitchen knife. You are not a peerless sword. It is peerless garbage. Damn you . There is such a good sword. If I make this sword into a war sword and equip the whole army , won’t I be invincible in the world? Yes, with such weapons, our army will definitely be the best in the world . Appoint Wang Xun as the admiral of the Military Drama Bureau and build 100,000 war knives in two months. I must not make a mistake . Thank you, the emperor . The duck in your mouth actually let the Wang army snatch the prince. I am not willing to accept it. I want to kill him with my own hands. If you kill Wang Xun, how can it only make the emperor distrust the prince even more? The weak will be angry. The strong will only defeat their opponents domineeringly. Tell me, what new plans do you have to draw fire from the bottom of the cauldron ? If you can’t make 100,000 swords within the month, it will delay the war in the north. Hahaha, even the gods can’t save him. Miao , even the gods can’t save him. Miao Wangxu, this sword was really made by you, wasn’t it? Then why did you accept the task of making 100,000 swords ? This is the crime of deceiving the emperor. Princess, we should report to the emperor immediately and sever the relationship with him , right? Then sooner or later we will be implicated by him. Hey, I said that I did not forge this knife. I did not say that I would not cast it. The small blast furnace used in the steel-making in 1958 was very good. Although the steel was made , with the use of steel-clad and steel-clamping techniques, the knife produced will definitely be better than this kind of kitchen knife. The samurai swords of the island country use these two types of sharpness. But it is recognized by the whole world that Wang Xun, I can ignore you no matter how you behave, but this matter is not trivial . It is related to the life and death of our big fish. You can’t make any mistakes . Don’t worry, the princess promises to complete the task. The emperor’s minister wants to impeach Wang Xun. The war in the north is tense. Weapons are in urgent need of supplies. However, it has been seven days since Wang Xun became the admiral of the Ordnance Bureau. The sword has not been made. This is obviously a deliberate delay so that I, Dayu, lose the northern war. Wang Xun, have you really not made a sword? You ‘d better give me a reasonable explanation, otherwise I will take your head back to my father . The Ministry of Household Affairs and the Ministry of Works do not allocate money and raw materials. Wang Xuncai cannot produce a sword . They are all dispatched by you. Are you trying to interfere with this? Father, I have misunderstood that I have absolutely no money. It is because the Ministry of Revenue is in serious shortfall and cannot come up with money. The Ministry of Industry cannot provide raw materials. Prime Minister, is it true that the Ministry of Finance cannot come up with money? It is true. A lot of money has been used in the war in the north. Many officials have been without salary for three months. Deputy Minister, if something goes wrong, he will be demoted lightly. Since the Emperor has no raw materials and no money, it will be difficult for me to make these 100,000 swords. If your swords can be sent to the front line in time, I will lose. This is the disaster of national destruction. I don’t want to think about all of you. I can’t think of a way. None of you can do it. I want to leave this emperor . Isn’t Wang Xun always full of ideas? I believe that leaving this matter to Wang Xun will not disappoint everyone . That’s right. Making weapons is his duty, and he has no shirk. It’s something that even the court can’t solve. Even Wang Xun can’t solve it alone. I’m also optimistic about Wang Xun. A person ‘s potential is unlimited as long as he is willing to work hard. I believe he will succeed. Your Majesty , since the treasury is in short supply , our Princess Mansion will raise the money to make the sword. The forged sword will be given to the court on credit at a price of 30 taels. The court only needs to pay back the interest. Just your Majesty, can you agree to two conditions? Please tell me what you want me to promise you. What do you want me to promise you? This first condition, I hope that the Emperor will issue an edict to the Princess Mansion. No one is allowed to forge or manufacture anything that is manufactured, and the princess’s palace is the exclusive operator of this. It’s simple. I can issue an edict immediately. You tell me the second condition. Well, the emperor, this is the second condition. I hope the emperor can marry the princess to me. How can you , a stinky beggar with unknown origins , be worthy of marrying a princess? Huh, your origins are innocent. Give me a hundred thousand swords . Your Majesty, please appease your anger. I know you are wrong. I promise you that I will hand over the knife to you in two months. 100,000 swords are in place and you can get married. Your Majesty, I will live up to everyone’s expectations. Wang Xuan, you are so brave. You dare to threaten your father in this way. I want this palace to marry you . Princess, I just said it casually. I didn’t expect that the emperor really agreed. I still feel regretful when I think about it . I will ask the emperor to take back his life now. Even if it means turning around, I am still you. Come back to me. If you dare to step out of my house for even half a step, I will chop you down . What do you think? What are your plans ? These 100,000 knives are not a small amount. What are your plans? These 100,000 knives are not a small amount. I plan to sell clothes to raise money and then buy iron knives . It ’s a joke. 100,000 knives will cost at least 2 million taels. I’m afraid it will take hundreds of years for you to raise money from selling clothes. It doesn’t take tomorrow. If you can raise 2 million taels tomorrow , I will be your son. It’s a deal. Huh, Caiyun . Have you figured out the difference ? Now we only have 130,000 taels and a full 1.87 million taels short of it. If you can’t do it, just sell this princess uniform. Why are you selling the princess uniform ? Where do we live? You have the nerve to say it. It’s not to raise money for you. Don’t you want to use the money to buy raw materials to make knives? Our princess has sold everything we can sell and now only this princess mansion is left. Princess, I didn’t expect you to be so good to me . Princess , he is not worth it. Let me chop him down with a knife. Princess, there is no need to sell this work clothes. It’s only 200 taels . It ‘s very profitable. And I only made 300,000 taels by selling this clothes . I have my own way of selling the rest. What kind of clothes can you sell? You can earn 300,000 taels . What kind of bra is this? Brass, you , you actually sell such immoral things. The princess’s house has disgraced you. If you have the ability, you can also sell it . No matter what, our agreement is 2 million taels. When you lose, I actually lost on purpose because I don’t want a son like you . And it doesn’t matter if I lose. I didn’t say what the punishment is. Shut up and go down. You go down too . It ’s Longxun. Tell me the truth. Where did you get the money? There’s no way you can sell this dress for 300,000 taels . Oh, princess . In fact, you can’t sell this dress for that much money, but you don’t have to sell a patent. What is a patent? Hey, I’ve told the emperor. It was decreed that this kind of thing can only be produced by me. Anyone who produces it privately will be considered as disobeying the decree . He will be fined or his house will be confiscated unless he has my patent authorization. Then , I brought him to the Sihai Chamber of Commerce. They were deeply impressed by my clothes and spent 300,000 taels to buy my patent authorization . This is our contract. So what are the magical uses of this dress? Well , I can’t explain it, Princess, do you want you to try it on? Come on, let me help you be bold. Come on, let me help you be bold. Don’t think that I don’t know what you want to do. Princess, I really don’t have this idea. It’s just that there were some problems when I designed it. How about you try to research it for me, princess ? Really, if this problem is not solved, I won’t be able to get the balance of 100,000 taels. Well, okay , this underwear is really comfortable. At least I don’t have to worry about moving around. Princess, please jump and turn twice. Let’s take a look. Wang Xue, my clothes are a bit tight. Can you help me take a look? Okay, Wang Xun. Haven’t you been deliberately trying to get me? Your chance has come today. I was still thinking about it. I didn’t expect him to take the initiative to give it to me. I can finally go back in time. Princess, wait a minute. I have something important. Why are you going to pick up your luggage? What are you doing with these things ? Princess, these are all antiques. Any one of them is priceless. Princess, come on . Wait a minute . Put this thing down. It’s okay. You can’t put this with me so you can go back in time with me. What are you talking about? It doesn’t matter whether you travel through time or not. This is the moment to witness the miracle. Goodbye, my princess . Princess, why are you putting these here? Of course it’s because of you , because I turned out that he was tricking me . Please stop dragging me. Come on , princess. I’m not feeling well today . I’m leaving first. No, do n’t rush. I can’t do it today. I’m leaving first . Why can’t I do it all of a sudden ? Is it possible that Brother Wang is sick and has no money to buy raw materials and hire craftsmen? I can lend you money, Mr. Dong. Thank you , Mr. Dong. Don’t rush to thank me. There are conditions for borrowing money . There are conditions for borrowing money . What are the conditions? Five points of interest. He even knelt down and kowtowed a hundred times to me , hahahaha, Dong Qiang, you are bullying me. Princess, what you said is wrong. This is a deal, and he doesn’t have to agree. But if he can’t produce 100,000 swords in two months , he will lose his head. Who said we can’t produce them? He has already cooperated with the Sihai Chamber of Commerce . I earn 300,000 taels a day selling women’s underwear. What can I do if it’s only 300,000 taels ? You are still short of 1.7 million. Huh , why not tell you that I have said hello to all the banks in Beijing and no one will lend you money. Hahahaha, Mr. Dong, you idiot. Did I say that I wanted to borrow money? How can you kneel down quickly if you don’t borrow money? I’m going to kowtow and kowtow. I’m considering giving you less interest . Hahaha . By the way , Mr. Dong, your home in Beijing tastes good and is quite cheap. It only costs ten thousand taels. You sold it to Liang Wang for 50,000 taels. I guess the cost is also indispensable. Hahaha, the 10,000 taels in Mr. Dong’s mouth can be worth dozens of yuan. Don’t talk nonsense. Just like a dog calling me, I will tell you what dozens of words are saying . How is this possible ? How is it impossible ? I am the channel you are talking about. I am what you are talking about . With so much US dollars, this is impossible , definitely impossible. Mr. Dong’s family is so proud. Ten thousand taels per bag of chicken essence was bought in one go, hundreds of bags worth one million without blinking an eye. I’m so impressed that it’s really you. How dare you lie to me? The Dong family will return the instrument to you. You can kneel down. Please , Wang Xu, I will remember you. I won’t cut you into pieces. I swear that I won’t be a human being. This is really MSG. You will know after you taste it. Is it really true ? Did you lie before? What kind of raw materials is it made of ? Princess , did you know that there is a green plant in the sea called kelp ? That thing is very fishy. These are all poor people. It’s normal to eat . It’s all used to feed pigs. Soak the kelp in water for a few days to evaporate and dry it to get white crystals. That thing is called sodium glutamate. Add some salt to the sodium glutamate and it’s called MSG. It’s that simple . How come you know everything? Of course I’m a doctor. I’ll give you three meals a day. Three pills at a time. What is this? This nourishes yin and nourishes the kidneys. You must remember to finish it. Hey, why did he buy me an aphrodisiac ? I still want aphrodisiacs . Forget it. Go buy him some Hehuansan . I will let him eat it tonight. Make sure he is at my mercy. By the way, I can bring some treasures and successfully travel back so that I can become a super. The richest man in the class, haha , who the hell , give me a sap , you guys, don’t even think about killing me , I tell you that the emperor will never let you go, I am the emperor’s savior , hahaha, do n’t be nervous, how can we kill you? I just want to talk to you about a deal, what kind of deal, I need it. Just mention how much money I have. I am not interested in money. I, Wang Xuan, make money better than anyone else. I am not interested in money . I am interested in power. Work for me. I will make you the prime minister after I ascend the throne. I am not interested in being an official. I want to go back in time and become a rich man. I don’t want to stay in this shabby place where I can’t play with mobile phones and sing songs. Hey , I’m not interested in being an official . I understand what you mean, my lord. I’m not interested in money, I’m not interested in power , haha. Then I’m definitely only interested in beauty . As long as you are willing to serve me, the world’s beauties are yours to choose . This is my Achilles’ heel. Stay calm, don’t forget your original intention, remember your mission, my original intention. The heart is to sleep with the princess and then travel back with the baby. Sorry, mother-in-law, I’m not interested in them. You don’t like women , aren’t you good at it ? Hehe, no, no, that’s not what I mean. I think they are too young, haha. What kind of me do you like? I like Cao Cao, a father , hahaha , sir. The taste is really unique and different. These two, but the figure of this king’s concubine can be said to be ups and downs. Mr. Zhang, please have an interview with the admiral. Are you satisfied? I have taken out all the concubines for sex, so they are just so-so. Hum , I also have dozens of concubines. You can choose as you like . Absolutely, you can’t marry him. If I take your concubine, won’t I be a generation younger than him? Shut up, you can’t even bear to part with several women . What big thing can you do ? I remember you still have more than a dozen concubines. Bring them over and let me choose carefully . Hahaha, this is too bottomless. The prince is so polite and virtuous. Corporal, aren’t you ready to agree? I was born a male. The Lord ‘s death is the princess’s fault , and I will only serve the princess alone . Please give me a chance to communicate with me. Thank you, Brother Wang. If I don’t cut you into pieces, I swear that I will not be a human being. I heard that Brother Wang invented many new things in the Princess Mansion , especially the method of refining coarse salt to fine salt. This is truly priceless. When attacking the Princess Mansion tonight , be sure to get all the things he invented. Wang Xin, have you taken the medicine I gave you? How is the effect? No feeling . What does it feel like? This disease is worse than I thought. It seems that I need to increase the dosage and double it. Uh, no, no. Princess, I’m not sick . I really don’t need to take medicine . This is my princess’s will. Do you want to resist it? I am also doing it for your own good. You can’t hide your illness and avoid medical treatment. Besides, if you don’t care about yourself, you have to consider it for me. Can I take three pills? Of course not, the dosage is not enough and it’s not effective. Just take it. You should not. As for the dead, that’s right. Princess Caiyun brought up. Well, what is this? These are all great tonics. They are medicines that are three parts poisonous. So, you have to rely on these foods to replenish your health. Wait for me. I’ll get some wine. Damn , it’s weird if you don’t die after eating these. The key is that you don’t let me sleep and you have to do your best to replenish me. I don’t care what kind of medicine this woman sells in her gourd. If you do it now, you can’t go back. You can’t go back. This is deer blood wine. It’s a special tonic. Come and have a taste, princess. Well, you are so kind to me. You drink this bowl of soup , or I will crash to death here. You drink this bowl of soup , or I will crash to death here. Is n’t it just a bowl of soup? I just drink it. Princess, princess, princess, it’s not good. Someone attacked the princess mansion. All our people died. Who dares to break into our princess mansion? The subordinates don’t know that the other party is a master. We can’t stop you, princess. Escape quickly , otherwise it will be too late. It’s too late. It’s too late. Just surrender. Hahahaha. Second brother is you. Why did you sneak into my mansion. You didn’t want to compete for the throne with me. But you and Wang Xun repeatedly ruined my good things. I was so embarrassed. You said whether you should kill the person you are looking for is Wang Xun and has nothing to do with the rest of the princess’s mansion. If it weren’t for your power in the princess’ mansion, how could Wang Xun take a steadily. Qingyun has become the Governor of the Ordnance Bureau. I guess you are here not only to kill people, but also to tell me what you want. Haha, you are really smart. No wonder my father likes you so much . Yes, we are not just here to kill people. I am here for your inventions, especially the method of refining fine salt. Baby, I would rather die than let you get it. I am the future emperor, how dare you hit me and teach me how to refine and smoke. Otherwise , I would strangle him to death first. I had expected today, so I set up secret sentries around. Now the emperor already knows that you are going to attack the princess’s palace. If you don’t leave , there will be no time. You already know who you think you are . Is this a clever plan? Your Majesty, it’s not good. We are surrounded by the imperial army . Which imperial army is the imperial army? The emperor personally brought people here. I What should we do? The emperor has personally brought people here. What should we do? Kill them all and leave them dead without any evidence . Then we insist that tonight we are here to catch the rebels and traitors. The good guys killed them all and then changed their clothes. Do you think the emperor’s guards are all vegetarians? I won’t believe it because of your nonsense. What should I do? Is there anything else I can do? Is there any other way for the winner, the loser, and the bandits ? The other way is to run away. The outside is surrounded by the Imperial Forest Army. How can we escape ? So we must kill them all and leave no one behind . Or I have a plan . I don’t know what plan you dare to use. How can the prince, Wang Jue, give you a plan sincerely? Doesn’t he believe me? Believe you, you have a fucking plan. Shut up and tell me what plan you have. If it works, I can let you go . The emperor will definitely not bring too many people when he comes this time. You can ambush around and wait for the emperor to come in and threaten the emperor. Then let him issue an edict to abdicate. Blackmail the emperor and then let him issue an edict to abdicate. This is crazy. If my father doesn’t If you issue an edict, if the emperor doesn’t issue an edict, kill the emperor and then make a fake edict . Hahaha, I have known for a long time that you are so scheming. Your Majesty, hurry up and make a decision. You can’t miss this opportunity. Wang Xu, you are crazy. How could you let your second brother kill your father? Princess, now you can clearly see the true face of this guy. Princess, wait for this. Later, I will explain to you that King Liang is pressed for time. If you don’t make a decision, it will be too late. Let me think about it . Let me think about it. When you come to the throne , you will love the people and be a good citizen. So what if you kill your brother and your father ? You must be deceiving me. I must not believe you. I must not believe you. I can’t do it. I can’t do it. Come and make a decision, okay, you have disappointed me so much. You have disappointed me so much. My father , my son , my son, I know you are wrong. My son, I was confused for a moment. My father, please spare my life. Dong Wen asked you to kill someone and silence me. There will be no evidence. Hum, this idea of his is really stinky, but if you really do it, I may not inherit the throne to you. The strategy Wang Xun gave you is the best strategy. Unfortunately, you are indecisive and refuse to make a decision. What he said is right . You can be a good emperor and make the people of the world happy. Even if you kill your brother and your father, the people of the world will love you. He knows how to be an emperor better than you. Father, he asked his second brother to kill you. How can you still speak for him? You misunderstood. This was all agreed upon by us , just to test whether he is suitable to be the emperor . With all due respect, Your Majesty, the heir you have always wanted to find is as resolute and resolute as you . But the world of Daewoo that you govern is… There are many problems, and even in the competition between countries, you are unable to do what you want. You might as well think from another angle and find a loyal and honest emperor to succeed the emperor. You are saying that I am not a good emperor. If it is good or not, the people of the world will know. Why don’t you let people go to the people to investigate? Go to your emperor Wang Jue. This is exactly what the old ministers want to say but dare not say. You have sent an edict to the Dong family to trick the King of Liang into committing rebellion. The whole Dong family has been plundered and beheaded. The King of Liang has been demoted to common people. The Emperor has mercy on his life. The Emperor has mercy on his life. This matter has nothing to do with me, the Dong family. It all belongs to the King of Liang. This matter has nothing to do with me. It is all done by my father and has nothing to do with me, Your Majesty . Shit Father, what should I do if you die , I don’t want to die. Dad. I don’t want to die. Thank you. Long. I read it wrong . But I didn’t believe it. Hahahahahahahahahahahaha. The fifth prince will go to the princess’s house tomorrow to study. Brother Wang will be taught by himself. I will not delay Wang Xuan. I just want to cultivate a real wise monarch for me . You won’t let me down. It’s the emperor. The emperor let you teach you the fifth prince. I will be the grand tutor in the future. How about happy? Of course, I am happy . I’m not interested, but you are interested in drugging me, right? Princess, what do you mean? Don’t think that I don’t know that you put Hehuansan in my bowl that day. How did you know ? Because I also bought a pack myself and saw the medicine packet you dropped on the ground that day , so I recognized it . Why did you buy this ? I gave it to you because you couldn’t do it yourself. I helped you with good intentions and then you blamed me for why I couldn’t do it. It was obviously you who wanted to take the opportunity to castrate me that day. I have prepared everything. Well, what’s the anti-wolf spray, ether spray, and that? That electric shock stick is the gift you gave me. I have kept it. The scissors hanging by the bedside are those that have been used to ward off evil spirits. Oh, that means I misunderstood you. Of course you misunderstood me. Even if you want to cut, you have to prepare those big scissors. How can such a small one be enough? Of course, at least prepare such a big crocodile scissors. Come on , I can’t wait. Wait, let’s try it . I’m going to get something . Whether I can become a rich person depends on them. Oh , shit. I really traveled back in time. What time travel or not ? I was sleeping here yesterday. Oh, nonsense. Why don’t you sleep here? Do n’t make noises. I haven’t slept enough. Is this a dream? Is n’t it cute? Why is it so real? Damn, I really traveled back in time.
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