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How dare you resist the sentence? Catch him. Water. Then I will let you feel the power of the electric baton in the 21st century. What magic weapon do you hold in your hand? Magic weapon. The ancients believed in ghosts and gods the most. I have a way. I am the reincarnation of Wu Quxing. Your Majesty, this person can actually trigger the thunder of the sky. This person can actually trigger the thunder of the sky. He must be an ordinary person. If you kill me, the world will be destroyed. You are holding a thunder and lightning weapon. Could it be that Wu Quxingjun has come to the earth? It’s real. Come with me. This guy actually serves the Thunder God in the palace. This electric baton really helped me a lot. Wu Qu appeared in the world to save nine disasters. Wu Quxing really came to the earth. I do n’t know. This thunder and lightning artifact can only be controlled by immortals. But I can’t believe you with this thing. Since you are the reincarnation of Wu Qu, you must be knowledgeable. I want to test you. Hum, my major in college is history. Is there anything that can stump me? Is it true that Wu Quxing has come to the earth? I will know after a test. Come on, do you know how to use troops? Soldiers The way of deception is ever-changing and unexpected. How to explain? Lure them with benefits and seize them when they are in chaos. Prepare for the times and avoid the strong. Oh, it’s useless to read Sun Tzu’s Art of War when I was on Laozi’s Lecture Room. I have never heard of what Wu Qu said. It is so enlightening. I believe you, I believe you. You’ve taken the bait. I will now appoint you as the Great General of the Army of the World and give you three Nine-Five Cloud-Piercing Arrows. One of these arrows can mobilize the guards of ten miles, two can mobilize the tiger and leopard camp of a hundred miles, and three arrows fired simultaneously can mobilize the three armies. Please go to the martial arts venue to promote the prestige of our country. The Great Marshal of the Army of the World, which is equivalent to the commander-in-chief of the three armies. What do you think of the military strategy I just mentioned, my dear ministers? Your Majesty, what your Majesty said is truly a brilliant strategy for all ages. It should be compiled into a book and recorded in the annals of history. Hahaha, yes, yes, this is the wisdom of the reincarnated Wu Qu. I dare not take credit for what happened in heaven. Hahaha, reincarnated Wu Qu star That’s right. Wu Qu holds a thunder and lightning artifact and knows the changes of the past and the future. We have become close friends after talking. Your humble servant, please see Wu Qu star. Your humble servant, please see Wu Qu star. I have appointed Wu Qu as the Grand Marshal of the Army of the World. At this moment, he is going to the Martial Arts Conference of All Nations to win glory for my Great Zheng Kingdom. Go, your small country, the martial arts are withering, and there is no one to fight. It’s ridiculous. Before I came, they were indeed a joke. Now that I am here, you are the joke. Who dares to insult the princess of our country? Die, a bunch of country bumpkins, let you taste the power of the electric baton. What kind of weapon is this? Who are you? It’s a thunderstorm today. Why don’t I take this opportunity to play a good trick on her? I am the incarnation of Wu Qu star, the Grand Marshal of the Army of the World. Wu, Wu Qu star incarnation. Humph, [ __ ] Wu Qu star incarnation, you are just a mere Wu champion. A few days ago, you competed with the warriors of the Jin Kingdom and lost. His Majesty didn’t even behead you. Now you are here, pretending to be the Lord of Wu Qu star. Huang Jibai, you old thief, [ __ ] my wife You even schemed to harm me. You lost to the warriors of the Jin Kingdom, and you still dared to glare at me. This slap will punish you for looking down on others. This slap will punish you for having no respect for the inferior and for being so daring to rebel. Someone, kill him for me. Wait, if you are going to kill someone, it should be this princess. The first person he offended was this princess. This is the consequence of your disrespect for me. You… you dare to offend this princess. You are so bold to touch the princess of the Jin Kingdom. This is intentional to provoke conflicts between the two countries. I will chop you off. Wait, it’s too late to kneel down and beg for mercy. You don’t even know who is begging whom. How dare you sit on this holy chair? How dare you? This is the seat set up by His Majesty for the Star Lord of Heaven. How can you sit on it? You are so bold, Lin Feng, you don’t want to live anymore. I am the Star Lord of Wu Qu, the current Grand Marshal of the Army of the World. It’s a joke that the Star Lord of Wu Qu came to the world and was defeated by a mere centurion of my Jin Kingdom. Hahaha, Lin Feng, you are a defeated general, how dare you be so rampant? Look, this general will chop you off. The Cloud Piercing Arrow is here. Who dares to chop me? I can actually command the army of the world The Nine Five Cloud Piercing Arrow that guards the Nine Five How could he have such a sacred object Are you really the Star Lord of Wu Qu, that is me? It is impossible that he was a loser before, how could he be the Star Lord of Wu Qu? It must be fake. That’s right, there must be something fishy about this matter. It must be this loser who stole the Cloud Piercing Arrow that Your Majesty bestowed on the Star Lord and is now pretending to be powerful. You don’t believe it, right? Then I will make you believe it. Ancestors, I have sent Wu Qu from heaven to bless me with great justice and prosperity. Haha, it’s true. Isn’t this the Cloud Piercing Arrow that I bestowed on the reincarnated Wu Qu? What on earth happened in this martial arts conference? Your Majesty, I just received news that the bastard, the defeated general Lin Feng, General Wang was about to kill him. Bastard Dong You, this Huang Jibai, who gave him the courage? Go and gather the troops in the capital and go to the martial arts conference. Prepare a carriage for me. I want to go to the martial arts conference myself. Hurry up , Huang Jibai. I think you, the great general, can’t sit still. You have already shot the Cloud Piercing Arrow. Why are there no soldiers to protect you? There is no movement at all. Could it be that this cloud-piercing arrow is fake? He is not Wu Qu Xing Jun. Wu Qu Xing Jun is someone else. General Huang, why are you in such a hurry? Let the arrow fly for a while. You are really interesting. You don’t have much ability, but you are very brave. You are about to die, but you are still pretending to be crazy. The Ten-mile City Guard is rushing to the martial arts conference. It ’s true. This cloud-piercing arrow is real. If it is true, so what? I will chop you down anyway. How dare you ignore the Nine-Five Cloud-Piercing Arrow ? You can only mobilize the Ten-mile City Guard. My fifty thousand Huang family troops are just outside the city. Unless you have two cloud-piercing arrows and mobilize the Hundred-mile Tiger and Leopard Camp, you can’t do anything to me. Well, today, I will show you what it means to fire two arrows at the same time. Does he have two cloud-piercing arrows? Impossible. Even more than ten years ago, when the prince was assassinated, only one cloud-piercing arrow was fired. Is this useless martial arts champion more noble than the prince? How could he have another one? Incredible, incredible. Two piercing cloud arrows were fired at the same time. This is a major event that shocked the whole country. Two arrows were fired at the same time. The Baili Tiger and Leopard Camp arrived immediately. The 50,000 Huang family soldiers were also unable to resist. Could he really be the Wu Qu Star Lord? This piercing cloud arrow must have been stolen. Unless the emperor comes in person, you can’t do anything to me. Quick, quicker. Two piercing cloud arrows. It’s important to protect the Wu Qu Star Lord. It’s extremely urgent. Quick, of course not. You stupid dog, aren’t you afraid that your stupid behavior will involve your people? Lin Feng, then I will kill you today and then kill your people. I want to see whose family is slaughtered. The third arrow, he actually has three piercing cloud arrows. Three arrows were fired at the same time. The three armies were mobilized at will. Crazy, crazy. If the three armies were really mobilized, it might cause a shock to the court. Wait, don’t forget that I, the princess of the Jin Kingdom, am still here. You mobilized the three armies. Jin Ran ignored my safety. Are you going to provoke a war between the two countries? It seems that you have gone a bit too far. Yellow dog, I will take back the third arrow for the time being. You said you are The star god of Wu Qu has come down to earth. What evidence do you have? Yes, what evidence do you have? The talent that decides victory from a thousand miles away is the evidence. Okay, answer this princess a question. If I am wrong, I will hold your horse’s stirrup and be your slave. Okay, if you can answer it, I will recognize you as the star god of Wu Qu. This is the map of Jiang State. Now Jiang State has a large army to attack our Jin State. We must rescue it. Once our Jin soldiers look back to rescue, they will be ambushed. If we don’t rescue, we will suffer heavy losses. Can you solve our Jin State’s dilemma? This kid is just a useless martial arts champion who only knows how to wield swords and guns. I, the great and powerful general of the Great Zheng State, have no good plan for a while. You just wait to be humiliated. It’s just a small question. You want to test me with it. Can you answer it? It’s simple. Making a feint to the east and attacking in the west, luring the tiger away from the mountain. In simple terms, it is to besiege Wei to save Zhao, one of the two major conspiracies of China. I’m sure of it. What is besieging Wei to save Zhao? According to legend, in ancient times, Zhao State was besieged by Wei State and asked Qi State for troops. Qi State directly sent troops. The ancient capital of Wei was surrounded. The Wei army was in a dilemma and had to return to defend. So that’s how it is. There is no need for rescue at all. Our Jin Kingdom can rescue by directly attacking the capital of Jiang Kingdom. We are not stupid. Qi and Wei have never heard of it. But this kid’s strategy is really brilliant. This princess keeps her word. You can save our Jin Kingdom from crisis, and I will protect you. Yellow dog, do n’t you want to kill me? Come on, you make plans for the Jin Kingdom. You are collaborating with the enemy and treason. I will kill you. Yellow dog, if you dare to kill me, you will die. Hahahaha, who in this big world dares to kill me? Who dares to touch me? The emperor is here. I dare, Your Majesty, Your Majesty, I want to kill you. Will you die or not? Your Majesty, I am only disposing of a useless person. What crime have I committed, Your Majesty, how dare you? How dare you? My people, how can you slander them like this? You dog slave, you are the waste. Your Majesty, why is the emperor so partial to Lin Feng? Is this Lin Feng really the Lord of Wu Qu? Hahahaha, Your Majesty, it’s me, the dog looks down on people It is my fault that I did not recognize a great man. I hope Your Majesty will forgive me. It is my poor arrangement that has caused you such a great humiliation. I will now seek justice for you. Imperial Guards, behead him. Your Majesty, you were the one who appointed me as the Grand General. If you want to behead me, you must hold a joint trial among the three courts. Your Majesty, yes, Your Majesty, you must hold a joint trial among the three courts. You bastard, Lin Feng, I don’t think you can do anything to me. I cannot violate the law and cannot behead him. This, I cannot behead him, that’s easy. Mr. Huang, you oppress the people, abuse your power for personal gain, humiliate me, harm me, and even want to kill me. I will return them all to you today. I give you this character in the hope that you can recognize your own identity. Why don’t you kowtow to express your gratitude, thank you for the first-rank general, and return him to the first-rank general? You are so spineless. Follow me to the Imperial Study. I have something important to discuss with you. Let’s go. Hahahaha. How could a defeated army be favored by the emperor ? Could he really be the reincarnated Lord of Wu Qu? That’s right, he should be the Lord of Wu Qu. Can he think of The brilliant plan of besieging Wei to save Zhao was done by Wu Qu Xing Jun. It’s nothing, Your Majesty, Your Majesty has already followed Xing Jun. Lin Feng is Wu Qu Xing Jun, this is impossible. Then why is he favored by the emperor if he is not Wu Qu Xing Jun? Oh, I understand. The Princess of Jin is here. Your Majesty does not want the family’s dirty laundry to be made public. That’s right. Your Majesty took Lin Feng away, he must have tortured him in private, right. Seeing that he pretended to be himself, you wanted to execute him in anger. That must be the case. Since he wants to die, let his whole family die in one piece. I am guilty of humiliating Xing Jun. I hope Xing Jun will not be disappointed in my Great Zheng State. Your Majesty, you are too serious. This emperor is really superstitious. Xing Jun’s holy body is related to the fate of the country and should not be underestimated. I will give Xing Jun a Shangfang sword. The Shangfang sword can kill all reckless ministers. Xing Jun holds this sword, and no one will dare to offend you anymore. Hahaha, good stuff. From now on, I can walk sideways. This Shangfang sword is very rare. Ah, your majesty is so kind to me, I guess you have something to ask of me. Oh, Xingjun is really smart. Although many countries are competing for supremacy, only Jiang is the most powerful. If Jiang attacks Jin and Jin asks me for help, I don’t know whether I should save it. Your majesty, Jin borders our country. If we don’t save it, we will surely suffer from the loss of our lips and teeth. However, my Dazheng country is weak militarily and will lose if we fight. I don’t know what Xingjun can do. This old guy is trying to trick me. Why is Xingjun laughing? Your majesty, I am laughing because I have thought of a sure-fire way to win. What kind of way? Make a magic weapon. Make a magic weapon. What magic weapon? Since we can’t win on the ground, let’s fight in the air. This thing is called a glider. A glider. A bomber can’t be made, but ca n’t a glider be made? This thing can fly with the wind and soar into the air. Is it really that powerful? This is the sure-fire way I came up with. I want to bring air combat forward by thousands of years. Star Lord, if you had reincarnated sooner, the people of our Dazheng Kingdom wouldn’t have died so many people. Your Majesty, I am late, but not too late. I hope Star Lord can create a magic weapon as soon as possible to enhance the prestige of our Dazheng Kingdom. Whatever Star Lord needs to create the magic weapon, just tell me and I will definitely agree. Your Majesty, don’t worry. I want to go back home first to report that I am safe. There is a beautiful lady at home. I forgot that my family doesn’t know yet. You have escaped danger. You go back first. I will send someone to deliver the imperial sword immediately. Then I’ll take my leave. Hahahaha, you are worthy of being the most beautiful woman in Dazheng. Your husband treated you badly in the past, but he is dead now. Why don’t you be the general’s woman? I am already married, and life and death are like this. You cheap thing should keep your chastity. I will kill them. Please spare my life, sir. Tell me, do you want to take it off yourself or do you want me to kill them? Help you take it off. Madam, save my madam. I will take it off. That’s right. Today, this general will have sex with Lin Feng, the legal wife of that dog slave, in front of everyone. I never thought that in this lifetime, I would be able to see the wife of a martial arts champion being raped. I heard that she was the legitimate daughter of a first-rank official. However, later on, that official was demoted. General, after you’re done with me, let us have some fun too. Okay, okay. Hahahaha, the foreplay is over, now it’s time for the main show. Stop it, Huang Jibai, you dare to touch my woman, why are n’t you dead yet? You’re the one who’s going to die. Come, catch her for me, don’t come over, or I’ll kill her. You dare? Why aren’t you afraid? Okay, I won’t move. Let her go. Drop the thing in your hand, quickly. Okay, I’ll throw it away. I ‘ll let her go, ok. Kneel down, kowtow to me a few times, and then I’ll let her go. Your Majesty is now granting me the Imperial Sword. My kneeling is like Your Majesty kneeling to you. You ca n’t bear the Imperial Sword. Say it, do you dare to believe it? Kneel down, kneel down quickly, kneel down, here comes the Imperial Sword. Hahaha, you dare to impersonate the Imperial Sword with just a broken sword. Your Majesty will sentence all your nine clans to death, the Imperial Sword Long live the emperor. Lin Feng, how could you have the Imperial Sword? Who are you? Kill you? No, you can’t kill me. Not even the emperor can’t kill me. Why can’t you kill me? There’s no such word as “can’t” in my dictionary. No, I have a gold medal that will exempt me from death. Where’s the gold medal? I didn’t bring it with me. No, you can’t kill me. If you kill me, you need a joint trial by the three courts. You can’t kill me. Do you know who I am? He is a general of the three armies. Killing him requires a joint trial by the three courts. You can’t kill him. Hahaha, did you hear me? Killing me requires a joint trial by the three courts. I slept with your wife, and you can’t do anything to me. What are you going to do? Get out, husband, don’t hit me. My previous life was such a bastard. My wife, don’t worry. From now on, I won’t hit you anymore. I will only protect you. General. The hand is reconnected, but the tendons may not be reconnected. What? Waste. Call another imperial physician for me. Yes, General Huang. Eunuch Liang, I treated you well. Why did you want to harm me? General Huang, how dare your servant harm you? Then why are you bullying me? Lin Feng is not Wu Qu Xing Jun. He has the Imperial Sword. How could he not be? General, you and I know Lin Feng’s background. He is the martial arts champion, and he got it through the backdoor. Then where did he get the Imperial Sword? Is n’t it obvious? He must have gotten in touch with Xing Jun. This kid is the best at using backdoors. Xing Jun was born for the first time and is unfamiliar with the place. He must need servants. Lin Feng is that servant. This Imperial Sword must have been given to Xing Jun by His Majesty, but he stole it. Lin Feng, you are just a servant of Xing Jun. How dare you humiliate me like this? I will never be reconciled with you. I’d better do it myself. I promised to spoil you, so I have to spoil you to the end. General Huang, this is a good opportunity for you to kill him. The emperor has ordered a expedition meeting. Wu Qu Xing Jun will definitely participate. Wu Qu Xing Jun will definitely be there. With the general’s connections and influence, as long as the general takes the initiative to surrender to Xing Jun, Xing Jun will definitely not use Lin Feng anymore. By then Without the support of Xingjun, how can he fight me? Lin Feng, you will die at the expedition meeting. Can I eat you if I don’t want to? My Lord, the emperor has sent an oral order. Please go to the expedition meeting as soon as possible and take charge of the situation. General, you are still in high spirits. Mr. Huang, you have a slave tattoo on your face and your hand has been chopped off. Can you still be a general? Hahaha, you bastard, I can’t be one. Do you want to be one too? Humph, come and catch him. He is disobeying his superiors and is against the will of the emperor. Strip off the official uniform of this third-rank military officer. Let me go, let me go. Drag him out and give him a hundred strokes of the cane. Let me go. General Huang, I just said something against you. Is it that serious? Princess, do you want to interfere in the state affairs of our country? I, is there anyone who doubts this general? I dare not, I dare not, I dare not. My hand is disabled and you are still talking nonsense here. Believe it or not, I will chop off your other one too. Lin Feng, today is the day you die. Come and catch him. Here is the imperial sword. Let ‘s see who dares to do it. It turned out to be the imperial sword. Execute first and report later. It’s a special permission from the emperor. Could it be that you are really the Star Lord of Wu Qu? Lin Feng, you are really the Star Lord of Wu Qu. Today’s Marshal of the Army is just that. You can scare others, but you can’t scare me. You are just a servant of the Star Lord, just a slave. Who told you that? I am very wise. When the Star Lord arrives, I will curry favor with him. By then, you will no longer have the Star Lord as your backer, and I will control you. Yellow dog, yellow dog, you are really hopeless. Today I will cut off your right hand as well, to see if I can save your stupid brain. Hahaha, you are talking big here again. This general has the golden medal of immunity from death in his hand, and the imperial sword cannot cut me. I have the tiger talisman in my hand, and I can mobilize millions of soldiers and horses at will. What right do you have to cut off my hand? General Huang has the golden medal and the tiger talisman, and he is very powerful. Lin Feng is dead today. You dog, let me ask you one more question, why do you cut off my hand? Why? Just because I am the Grand Marshal of the Army of the World. You bully the people and abuse your power for personal gain. Your crimes are heinous. I will cut off your right hand to set an example. You are nothing but a servant of the Star Lord. How dare you pretend to be a Grand Marshal? Pretending, I can defeat the State of Jiang within a month. Do I need to pretend? Lord, did I hear you right? I can destroy the State of Jiang within a month. What a joke. One month, Lin Feng. I admit that you are very talented. But what you said about one month is too much. I am still hugging you and saying that. Trash. Can you die if you don’t brag? Then let’s make a bet. Let’s bet on whether I can defeat the State of Jiang within a month. Hahaha, when the Star Lord arrives later, you will be a dead man. You and I are both dying. What’s there to bet on? If you are scared, kneel down and kowtow to admit your mistakes. It seems that General Huang is really scared. In the past, General Huang loved to bet. General Huang was naturally scared after continuous setbacks. He was scared and knelt down to apologize and admit his mistakes. How could this general be afraid? This general is betting with you. Although you are a dying man, if you lose, you need this general to deal with you. If you lose, just hand over your tiger talisman obediently. Hahaha, it turns out that you are a dog. The plan is to get my tiger talisman. E. Stop talking nonsense. I just want to ask you whether you dare or not. You have to bet. Jiang State is a group of tigers and wolves. This general will never believe that you can repel them within a month. Yes, ten years ago, the seven countries cooperated to fight against Jiang, but they still couldn’t win. Jiang State is full of generals, and the emperor and commander are harmonious. It is really impeccable. Lin Feng, you shouldn’t bet with him. You are doomed to lose. On the contrary, I am doomed to win. I am Wu Qu from the sky. Naturally, I can make a celestial fairy weapon. This fairy weapon is called a glider. It can carry people to fly. Combined with the artillery shells I made with gunpowder, it can defeat the enemy in one move. It is so magical that I have never heard of it. Yes, yes, this is really a fairy weapon. The fairy glider can take the head of a general from among thousands of troops. At that time, I will be like a god descending from heaven to blow up the enemy’s position. The soldiers of Jiang State will be like chickens and dogs. Ah, General Huang, why did you tear up the blueprint of the fairy weapon? You are misleading people. No one should believe it. General Huang, even if you don’t believe it, you do n’t have to tear up the blueprints, right? What if this is true? It’s impossible, it’s impossible. Since ancient times, wars have always been fought on the ground. How could it be fought in the sky? The art of war is all about change, taking the enemy by surprise and attacking them when they are unprepared. That’s right, this is the real way to use troops. Lin Feng is so young, but he has such insight. He is really a talent. He has many wise plans and no one can compare to him. How come he is not above my father? You are still here spreading rumors and misleading the people, you dog slave. The Star Lord and His Majesty will be here soon. When the time comes, I will definitely punish you. It would be great if His Majesty could see it. That’s enough. You useless person, you are here to spread rumors and mislead the people in the name of the Star Lord. I will punish you on behalf of the Star Lord and His Majesty. Come on, capture him for me. The imperial sword is here. I’ll see who dares to be presumptuous. The tiger talisman and the gold medal of immunity from death are here. Just take them down and chop him off. I’ll see who dares. His Majesty is coming. You useless person. When His Majesty comes, the Star Lord will definitely come. He will punish you then. Are you so sure that I will be punished? I’m sure You useless thing, if you are not punished by your majesty, I will eat [ __ ] for you to see. Okay, your majesty, your majesty, your majesty. Why didn’t Lin Feng kneel when he saw your majesty? He didn’t have to kneel. Your majesty, why is this? [ __ ], I want to tell you how I act. Your majesty, I am terrified, but it doesn’t matter if I talk. You all listen carefully. He is the Wu Qu Star. Your majesty, I have something important to report. Your majesty, please move. Why didn’t the star let me finish? Your majesty, I made a bet with Huang Jibai. If he loses, he has to give me the tiger talisman. He is so generous. This tiger talisman can mobilize the army that the Lin family has been operating for many years. So, I must take this tiger talisman. If it is just the tiger talisman, I can help you get it, but if I get it, you can’t use it. The Lin family has controlled the army for many years. Your majesty, do n’t worry. As long as there is the tiger talisman, I have my own way to control the army. My main job is to mobilize the army. There are many ways. Your majesty said that he is the Wu Qu Star Lord. Yes, but your majesty seems to have not finished speaking. Damn Wu Qu Star Lord, he must be begging your majesty now. Please, Your Majesty, don’t kill him. I don’t think he is. This is just a woman’s opinion. Say it again. You, Princess of the Kingdom of Jin, are you still waiting for this general to rescue? Your Majesty, I didn’t hear what you said before. I said, he is the most beloved servant of Wu Quxing. Wu Quxing taught him a lot of knowledge that is only available in the fairy world. Why doesn’t Your Majesty kill him? Why does he have the imperial sword? Now I understand everything. He actually has a relationship with the star god. Did you hear what Your Majesty said? You heard it clearly. Are you convinced? I am convinced, but it is not enough. Who said just now that if I am not punished, I will eat [ __ ]? Someone, bring some horse manure. Oh, Your Majesty, what’s wrong? General Huang doesn’t like it. This is also true. How can you eat it if you do it this way? Go and get another bucket of horse urine to moisten General Huang’s throat. Please, General Huang, eat and drink as you should. Do n’t take anything to heart. General Huang has a strong taste. This big bucket of urine, my… Tsk tsk, can you finish it? Hahaha, General, I apologize for offending you just now. Please forgive me for not giving you food. Your Majesty, Your Majesty, I ordered you to eat. General Huang, eat it. Your Majesty told you to eat, but you didn’t eat it. Hahaha, eat it quickly. Eat it quickly. Really eat it. Really eat it. How can you eat this? Eat it quickly. Really drink it and see. Really drink it and see. Oh, General Huang, eat slowly. I will discuss the details of the battle with Your Majesty. General Huang, from now on, you can change your name to General [ __ ] and Urine. Xingjun, how is your magic weapon going? Everything is ready. Now we lack craftsmen. Xingjun does not need to worry about the craftsmen. The entire Ministry of Industry is at Xingjun’s disposal. Hahaha, the magic weapon will be made soon. Now we only need artillery shells. Artillery shells. What are artillery shells? Artillery shells are bombs made of gunpowder. There is gunpowder. The army used gunpowder to make thunder bombs, but they are not powerful. They can’t even break armor. Gunpowder can’t break armor. It must be that this dynasty hasn’t figured it out. The ratio of high explosives. I have space again. Breaking armor is nothing. My shells can blow the sky up. Oh, Star Lord is so talented. Oh, then I will wait for your good news. What is this Dongyou? Oh, who designed it? It is simply ingenious. Let’s see the technology of the future. Oh, this, this, it is too delicate. It’s unbelievable. This picture is really too delicate. So you have to work hard. Once this magic weapon is made, I can make your name in history. Sir, we also want to work hard, but the parts are too delicate. We can’t make it at all. Yes, I’m afraid only the only descendant of Mohism can make it. Then go and invite her. But she is obsessed with academics, arrogant and withdrawn. I’m afraid it’s difficult to invite her. Arrogant, she ca n’t be arrogant in front of me. I will go and invite her in person. A mere servant of Star Lord dares to humiliate me like this. Isn’t it just to get close to Star Lord? I can do it too. But how can I get close to this relationship? General Huang, good news. I received news that Lin Feng is going to invite the only descendant of Mohism. Mo Yao’er, go and make an immortal weapon. Please ask Yao’er to make an immortal weapon. Haha, don’t they know that this general and Yao’er have a long-standing relationship? That’s right. As long as the general takes action, Lin Feng will definitely not be able to invite Mo Yao’er. If they can’t invite Yao’er and make an immortal weapon, they will surely lose the favor of the Star Lord. Then this general’s chance to curry favor with the Star Lord will come. What are you waiting for? Quickly prepare the horse. The head of the family, General Huang, has arrived. Yao’er, I’m here. Who are you? It’s me, Old Huang. I once pursued you. I don’t know you. Go away quickly. Don’t affect my research. You can let me go later. There is a person named Lin Feng who wants to come and ask you for help. Don’t go. All things are inferior, only reading is superior. I don’t care about those organizations. Even if His Majesty comes, it’s useless. Okay, it’s useless for His Majesty to find you, but I will definitely find you useful. Dog slave, Yao’er has devoted herself to studying the Mohist mechanism, and even I don’t know it. She will help you. It’s a joke. No matter who you are, leave quickly. If I don’t leave, someone, drive him away for me. The stinky boy has been frustrated, right? I will be humiliated. Humph, what a joke! You dare to touch my research. Come on, break his legs for me. I have heard that your Mohist School has the best mechanisms in the world. I never thought that the head of the family would study this kind of junk. What kind of junk? How can a mediocre person like you know the exquisiteness of my unicycle? This dog thing relies on the fact that he is a servant of the Star Lord to act arrogantly. Yao’er, quickly kick him out and call me the head of the family. I do n’t know you. Yao’er, I still like you. Yellow dog, I can’t tell that you are still a licking dog. Licking me, you do this just to make the unicycle more convenient, right? Can you understand it? You have studied engineering design. How can you not understand this? It’s just like this. It seems that inviting you here will not help much. Goodbye. Wait, sir, do you have a better plan? Of course I do. Please speak. Have you ever heard of the wooden ox and the flowing horse? This is the secret technique of the Sleeping Dragon. You little girl, kneel down and beg me to teach you. What is the wooden ox and the flowing horse? The wooden ox and the flowing horse have connecting rods as their bones. The gears are its flesh. It does not depend on Feng Shui. It moves by itself without human effort. This is machinery. How is this possible? It is so powerful and does not require human effort. It is absolutely impossible. Yes, it is impossible. This guy is just talking nonsense and making things up. You also think that I am making things up. No, he may not be making things up. Maybe it can really be made. Patriarch, is there really such a magical tool in this world? If so, then he is the greatest talent in the world. More than that, I am afraid that even the founder of Mohism is not as good as him. Thank you, great sage. Please teach me the art of wooden ox and flowing horse. Please teach us the art of wooden ox and flowing horse. Yellow dog, what do you think now? @Yao’er, he is just a servant of Yixing Jun. How can he have such literary talent? Oh, you are not allowed to insult me, great sage. Yao’er, I am so crazy about you, but you are not on my side. You are on his side. I am not on anyone. I am only on the side of talented people. And he is a peerless talent. As for you, get out of here. You lick the dog and lick the dog. In the end, you have nothing. Ugh. Others believe in you, but I don’t. I don’t believe you can make any ox or horse. Let’s make another bet. If I lose, I’ll do whatever you ask me to do. But if I win, then lend me the soldier who made the thunder bomb. What are you planning? You were a bootlicker just now, and now you’re a coward. This general can’t be a coward. The thunder bomb doesn’t have much power. I made a bet with you. Okay, then I ‘ll make it for you now. This one is too big. Wait for me to bring the awl. So the wooden ox and the flowing horse are the products of mechanical thinking. The parts are rigorous, the design is precise, and it’s pretentious. It’s almost dark, and you have n’t made it yet. I think it will be difficult for you to make it today. It’s indeed very difficult, but fortunately, this is the Mohist School, and there are countless excellent craftsmen here. Can this move? This is really a talent. It’s so delicate. Can this really move? Wow, this is amazing. So amazing, I’ve never seen it before. Oh my God, hum. If you can make it walk a few steps, open your dog eyes and see clearly. If it can really walk by itself, it would be amazing. Walk, walk, walk It’s moving, it’s moving, it’s moving. Oh my, it’s really moving. Yellow dog, I’ll go to your place to get the person tomorrow. Remember, line up to welcome him. Dog slave, let’s wait and see. Thank you, great sage. Please teach me the knowledge of Mohism. Sir, you really invited the head of the Mohist family. Yes, in the past, when Your Majesty summoned him, the head of the Mohist family had never served as an official in the court. That’s right, that’s right. Your face is greater than Your Majesty’s. Yes, yes, the Mohist family does not recognize the powerful, but only the great sages. Lin Feng is an unparalleled great sage, so the Mohist family will naturally follow him. The wooden ox and the flowing horse are all small mechanisms, and the real fairy weapon that can fly in the sky, Great sage, must let the Mohist family create this fairy weapon. What they are waiting for is your words. Okay, I’ll leave this matter to you. The Mohist family will definitely live up to the trust of the great sage. This is great. Report that Your Majesty has summoned me. I’ll be back soon. Your Majesty, Oh, Immortal Lord, I’ve heard that you can even subdue the Mohist family. You are really It’s a blessing for our Great Zheng country. Your Majesty, you are too polite. Now the fairy weapon, the paraglider, has been built. Now only the artillery platform is left. Are you talking about the thunder bomb? The thunder bomb is under the management of Huang Jibai. I will ask for it for you. No need. I have already taken care of it. Huang Jibai thought that the thunder bomb was not powerful. Tomorrow, I must ask him to… Okay, go and fetch a few more buckets of water. Quick, don’t you just want thunder bombs? I will destroy them all for you and see how you use them. Okay, yellow dog, the rubbish is here. These are the thunder bombs you wanted. They are all on fire. When the time comes, you can take them home and dry them in the sun for ten days or half a month. Maybe they can make some small splashes. Are you hard of hearing? What I want is soldiers who make thunder bombs. I don’t want your bombs. If you want to be a thunder bomb soldier, aren’t you also going to make thunder bombs? Who wants to make thunder bombs? Thunder bombs are nothing. What I want to make is the cannon shell. Your cannon may not be as powerful as my thunder bomb. Even if you get a few more of these thunder bombs, they can’t compare. I am a big cannonball. Humph, nonsense. If you do n’t believe me, I’ll show you. Come on, come on, both of you. Let me see what kind of big cannonball they can make for you. These are the two soldiers you want. Let me see what kind of cannonball these two losers can make. Just wait and see. Your hands are black, right? Have you been in contact with gunpowder since childhood? Yes, but you can only make thunder bombs, but not cannonballs with greater power. Yes, you dogs and slaves. They are losers. What about these people? I have long wanted to kick him out of the barracks. You want to… Humph, sir, we are useless people. I, I, I am also useless to you. People in the world are stupid. There are often good horses, but not often good horse trainers. I am different from this dog. He cannot find the treasure, but I can… I can take you to make a groundbreaking cannonball and let you go down in history. Sir, is this true? Of course, I will take you there now. Humph, the reason why you can’t make a more powerful thunder bomb is because you use gunpowder instead of explosives. May I ask, sir, what is the difference between gunpowder and explosives? What is the difference? Gunpowder can only make fireworks for people to enjoy, while dynamite has the power of landslides and tsunamis. Then, sir, how should such powerful dynamite be made? That depends on the formula. When I was a vanguard, I rubbed homemade dynamite with my hands. I even had landslides and tsunamis. I think you are making a fool of yourself. If you really want such power, you would have become an immortal long ago. When did I say that I am not an immortal? Your Majesty has already said that you are a subordinate of One Star Lord. Are you still pretending? You believe everything your Majesty says? What do you mean? There is nothing to mean. Since you don’t believe it, then when my big cannon shell is made, don’t run away. Run. It’s just a large thunder bomb. Does this general need to run away? Ah, this general ran away. It’s your grandson. What a courageous yellow dog. I’m really curious. How many pieces will you be blown into? Hahaha, and blown into several sections? This general can’t be hurt at all. Then you just wait and see. Huh, come on, I will make your names in history today General, please drink tea. Please forgive me. You can’t even pour water. You want to scald me to death, don’t you? Please forgive me. Someone, give me a hundred strokes of the cane. Please spare me, please. Please spare me, please. Yellow dog. I gave you the word “slave” because I hoped that you wouldn’t be so cruel. I didn’t expect you to be like this. Lin Feng, you are still pretending to be the Star Lord. Do you believe me? I will report to the emperor and punish you immediately. Before punishing you, take a look at what this is. Is this the bomb that causes landslides and tsunamis you mentioned? It’s just ordinary, that’s all. If it’s ordinary, don’t run away when I detonate it. This general said, it ‘s your grandson who is running away. Please, General Huang, please go quickly. Yellow dog, do n’t move. Humph, I won’t move. I have to pee urgently. Go pee first. Yellow dog, you’ve been blown into pieces. Hahahaha. You two, pack up your things and follow me back to the Ministry of Industry. I will take you to create a new era. My lord, please go quickly. Star Lord, I came here to congratulate you. Your Majesty knows everything about the capital. There are also things I don’t know about. The collapse of the sky and the tsunami are unparalleled. You surprise me time and time again, hahahaha. Your Majesty, 92. That was just a small test. When my explosives are made, the power will be even greater. It can be even greater. How big can it be? The atomic bomb can’t make TNT, so how can I make it? That’s great. With the Star Lord here, my Dazheng Kingdom will surely be feared by all nations. Now everything is ready, except for iron ore and wood. As soon as they arrive, the immortal weapon can be officially produced. Okay, I’ll wait for your good news. Lin Feng, you dog, this general will definitely kill you. General, your subordinates have important matters to report. The spy you arranged in the Ministry of Industry is here to report that the Ministry of Industry is waiting for a batch of iron ore and wood to arrive in Beijing to make immortal weapons. General, this is the route map of the carriage delivery drawn by the spy. Hahahaha, pass the order. Set up checkpoints here. As long as any delivery carriage is found, it will be immediately seized. Go away, your subordinates have received the order. Try this, get out of the way. Lin Feng wants to teach me martial arts. You just got out of the way. Lin Feng wants to teach me the art of making immortal tools. I am the princess of the Kingdom of Jin. How dare you snatch it from me? My Mohist disciples are all over the world. Who is afraid of whom? My lord, something bad has happened. Our iron ore and timber have been seized. Who seized them? This general has seized them. Hahahaha, I’m sorry. This general has the power to monitor spies. Your batch of goods, uh, was seized by our army as suspicious materials. You old dog, you know you seized the wrong thing, why do n’t you let it go quickly, you old dog. Huang Jibai, this batch of goods is related to the important matter of making immortal tools, let it go quickly, Yao’er, this must be released, but hey, although I am a general, this army is difficult to manage. I guess by now, these goods have been divided up. Oh, this big army has very poor quality. Yao’er, you must understand me, you are talking nonsense, you didn’t want to release the goods at all. Hey, princess, do n’t say this casually. I work for the country wholeheartedly, how could I do such a thing? So you have no way, hahahaha, there is a way As long as you kneel down and kowtow to me a few times, maybe this general will be in a good mood and pass the order over immediately. How about it? You are so outrageous. Lin Feng is a great sage in the world, how can I kneel down for you? This general can’t do anything about that. Even if you hold the imperial sword and ride the fastest horse, it will take two days to get there. In two days, your goods have been divided up. Hahaha, Lin Feng, I’m afraid you can’t make a fairy weapon. Who said that the fastest is a horse? The fastest thing has to fly in the sky. Fly, hahaha, you haven’t even made a fairy weapon, what can you use to fly? I think you have a problem. Lin Feng, are you under a lot of pressure, great sage? Otherwise, let’s wait for the next batch, wait for the next batch, and wait for the next batch. It will take a long time. By then, my Great Jin will have been destroyed by the Jiang Kingdom. You fart, you fart, bah, bah, bah. So, I advise you to kneel down and kowtow to me a few times. When this general is in a good mood, maybe I can get your batch of goods back. Kneel down, you have always been the only one kneeling to me. You saw it, he didn’t want to It’s not that I won’t help him, right? Then forget it. You don’t have to pretend here. I can do it without you. The great sage really has that magic weapon that can fly into the sky. Of course, princess, do n’t be fooled by them. There are not so many magic weapons. This person is clearly talking nonsense. You will know whether he is making it up or not in a moment. Cut, all the workers in the department, come out and help me. I want to build a hot air balloon. Brothers, let ‘s work together to build it and help me ascend to heaven. Okay, Lin Feng, why can the magic weapon hot air balloon ascend to heaven? It’s very simple. Because hot air will rise above the cold air. I do n’t understand. Oh, princess, it’s normal not to understand. What hot air and cold air are? I ‘ve never heard of them. It must be nonsense. Yellow dog, you really don’t remember to eat but not to be beaten. I’ve slapped you in the face so many times, but you really haven’t learned a lesson. @ Humph, in the past, it was the wisdom of the Star Lord. This time, it’s an emergency, I don’t believe you still have the Star Lord’s teachings. Lin Feng, is this hot air balloon real? I don’t believe it. If you don’t believe me, ask Yao’er. I don’t know either. But I believe in the great sage. Yao’er, don’t be fooled by him. Get out of here quickly. Get up early tomorrow and see how I fly. Of course, even if I don’t sleep all night, I will watch you make a fool of yourself in public tomorrow. Hum, come on, Lin Feng, can you really fly tomorrow? Of course you can. If you want to fly tomorrow, can you take me with you? My biggest wish since I was a child is to be able to fly. Not only can I take you to fly, but I can also let you fly happily. Oh, the war is getting more and more intense. I don’t know how many immortal weapons have been made. Let’s go and have a look. Let’s go to the Ministry of Works. Your Majesty, there’s no one in the Ministry of Works. Where have all the people gone? Those people have been busy all night and said that Lin Feng is going to fly this morning. What? Flying? Your Majesty, isn’t this nonsense? Let’s go. I want to go and see. Okay, let’s soar into the sky together. Wow, the emperor is here. Come back, come back soon. The immortal weapon is not ready yet. You can’t ascend and abandon me. Your Majesty, I’ll be back soon. You must see me the first thing you do when you come back. Look, look. It ‘s a great sage, it’s a great sage, and there’s also the head of the family. They really flew up, they really succeeded. They are saying hello to us. They really flew up to the sky, they really flew up to the sky. Didn’t you say you can’t fly, yellow dog? This is an ore that is comparable to gold. It’s been made, it’s been made. These are all left for the star god to make smoke. If we sell it, do you think the star god will come down from the sky and punish us? What a [ __ ] star god, that’s all praised by the master, that’s right. If there really is an immortal king, I would immediately become a Taoist priest. Hey, are you scared? If you are scared, don’t stop me from making a fortune. Brother is joking. How could I delay you from making a fortune? I’m just afraid. What are you afraid of? What Quwu Shenjun, what Xiansheng Zhenjun, if he comes over, I’ll chop him in half with this knife, master, don’t you understand? They are all flattering each other. Today there is a poet, tomorrow there is a martial saint, and the day after tomorrow there is a star god. They are all fake, not fake There really are star gods. Star god, please spare me. Star god, please spare me. Star god, please spare me. It’s you. Star god, please spare me. How dare you intercept my goods? Don’t you dare? It’s General Huang’s order. Yes, we are just following orders. Star god, please spare me. Spare me. Believe it or not, I will chop you up. Lin Feng. We can’t chop them up now. They still need to send the goods to the capital. Yes, yes, yes. We are still useful to them. We will send the goods to the capital at an express speed of 800 miles. Okay, then I will give you another chance. If the goods cannot reach the capital within one day, I will notify the King of Hell to put you all in the oil pan. We will definitely send you there. Hurry up, yes, yes, hurry up, hurry up. Do you want to take a carriage or continue flying? Fly, let’s go. Lin Feng, Lin Feng, the feeling of flying is so good. I just heard you say that you are the star god of Wu Qu again. Why do you always pretend to be him? Yes, even if you are not the star god of Wu Qu, you are still the most powerful person in the world. You still don’t understand me. I heard It is easier to make wishes come true if you make wishes in the sky, really. But it needs to be a man and a woman. I don’t know how to split myself, so I can only accompany one of you, accompany me, accompany me. In this way, both of you will accompany me. Make a wish quickly, sincerity will make it come true. Oh, he hasn’t come back yet. The Star God can’t really go back to the sky, right? How should I live after the Star God leaves? Oh, your majesty, I’m back. Oh my god, why did you come back just now? What did you want me to do? Lin Feng’s materials have been prepared, and the magic weapon will be made soon. All officials of the Ministry of Industry, we will work overtime and finish the project as soon as possible. My lord, what did you say? The spy of the Ministry of Industry sent a message that the goods have been delivered, and the magic weapon will be made soon. You are a bunch of useless things. General, please calm down, general. I will not let you have an easy time today. Pass my military order, the soldiers on the border must retreat 200 miles. General, you can’t do this, absolutely not. Otherwise, the soldiers of Jiang will march straight in, and Jin will be in danger. My Dazheng Kingdom is in danger too. Are you questioning this general? I dare not. Go and do it quickly. Yes, you are a common man. Even if you create a magic weapon, so what? I will not let you have an easy time today. Sister-in-law, you must be tired. Let me feed Lingfeng. Princess, don’t bother. Are you tired? I will fan Daxian. I will massage Linfeng’s shoulders. He is my husband. I don’t care if he has kissed me before. He has kissed me before. My husband, you are really romantic. Ha, my lady, listen to me to explain. Your Majesty has arrived. Emperor, you are really my good brother. You came just in time. Meet Your Majesty. Everyone, get up. The border has been lost. Jiang State has really advanced 200 kilometers and is now at the gate of Jin State. The border has been lost, and it is not the main force of Jiang State. It is just the flank force of Jiang State. The combat effectiveness is not high. How could the border be lost? This requires my General Huang. Bring Huang Jibai up. Your Majesty, I am innocent. Bastard, I am not guilty. Why did you give the order? Let the soldiers at the border withdraw. General Huang, you are going to harm our Great Jin. Your Majesty, our soldiers have been fighting for years and have suffered heavy casualties. In addition, Great Jiang is an army that has won every battle. If I don’t withdraw, I am afraid that our soldiers will be wiped out. Your Majesty, our country’s sacrifice to the Kingdom of Jin is already great enough. It’s not worth it. It’s not worth it. You know nothing, you short-sighted dog. Do you know that the Kingdom of Jin borders our country? Once it is captured by the Kingdom of Jiang, the Kingdom of Jiang will use the Kingdom of Jin as a springboard to directly attack our country. Do you understand that the lips and teeth are cold ? Are our soldiers going to sacrifice in vain? Your Majesty, your Majesty, don’t worry. Doesn’t Lin Feng usually have a lot of ideas? Why not let him make suggestions? Lin Feng, I want to see how you can break the deadlock. Lin Feng, as long as you can save the Kingdom of Jin, I am willing to marry you as a concubine. Saving the Kingdom of Jin is saving the Great Zheng Kingdom. Do you have any ideas? Reporting to Your Majesty, the magic weapon has been made. Jiang Guo, little bastard, okay, then let’s go and see the magic weapon together. Everyone, please look. The immortal weapon that everyone is looking forward to, this is the immortal weapon glider. That’s right. One of this immortal weapon can carry ten rounds of artillery shells. Ten can carry a hundred rounds, and a hundred can carry a thousand rounds. If there are really a hundred immortal weapons, then the whole world is not the king’s land. Great! With this immortal weapon, our Dazheng Kingdom will surely prosper for thousands of years. Hahahahahahaha. Hey, why is the head of the Mo family so unhappy about such a happy event? Your Majesty, your servant really can’t be happy. Oh, why? This immortal weapon is indeed powerful. What the great sage said is well-founded. This Dazheng Kingdom will surely be invincible. But, but in this war to support the Jin Kingdom, I’m afraid this immortal weapon cannot be used. Your Majesty, princess, do n’t panic. This immortal weapon will definitely be useful. The great sage should not be careless. This immortal weapon glider needs to ride the wind. We need to rely on the wind direction. Your Majesty, we need the east wind, but now it’s the west wind. So your Majesty, the immortal weapon glider cannot be used in this war. Hahaha, it turns out that your thing is completely unusable. Your Majesty, I hope Let me lead the army to attack. Although I cannot repel Jiang State, I can alleviate the crisis of Jin State. What’s the use of alleviating it? Cut it. You can’t even use your magic weapon. What can you use to fight? Who told you that you can’t use it? Without the east wind, how can you use the magic weapon? Without the east wind, then I will borrow the east wind from the sky. Your Majesty, I will borrow the wind from the sky. Great sage, can you really borrow the east wind? This is a fairy’s method. Oh, it’s impossible. If I can really borrow the wind from the sky, I can. The army of Jiang State is surging and known as the invincible army. All countries have avoided it and swallowed their anger. But I will borrow the wind from the sky and let this magic weapon glider fly in the sky to break the military power of Jiang State. And when I borrow this, I am not only borrowing the east wind, but also borrowing the blessings of the gods in the sky. I want to tell the soldiers of Dazheng State that we are an army blessed by the gods. If we don’t fight, we will win. Okay, then when and where do you want to hold the altar? Tomorrow, I will be here In the military camp where thousands of troops have gathered, a ritual is held to ask for help from the gods. Tomorrow, I will gather thousands of soldiers and horses to wait, just waiting for you to come and perform the ritual. Don’t let me down. I will definitely live up to your majesty’s expectations. My husband, please pack up your valuables quickly. What are you packing for? Running away. My husband, I understand you. I know you were just talking big, but I don’t blame you. I am willing to flee with you. My silly wife, I never talk big, and I really can borrow wind from the sky. What do I borrow from? I rely on this. You two are both great talents from the Imperial Astronomical Observatory. Can you predict whether it will be sunny today? Will there be an east wind? General, this is absolutely impossible. The rainy season has not ended and the west wind cannot stop. It has been like this for decades. Then this general will be relieved. Lin Feng, today this general will make you appear in front of thousands of troops. The gods have their own spirits. The Three Sovereigns have opened the five auspicious signs. The strong wind rolls up the dragon scales to help me and bless the people. The whistling wind is coming. Lin Feng, where is the wind? Hahaha, here comes the east wind, the east wind The east wind has really come. Your Majesty, I have borrowed the east wind from the sky. I can’t stand your courtesy. Great sage, you really did it. You are not like an ordinary person at all. Madam, please see. The so- called borrowed wind is actually not borrowed by me. What we call the east wind and the west wind are actually black winds. They will change at any time according to the changes in geographical location and the climate of land and sea. So tomorrow is the time for the wind to turn. So this east wind does not need you to borrow it, it will come by itself. Madam is really smart. Mr. Huang, what else do you have to say? Lin Feng, how did you do it? Did you use any magic? Magic, get out of the way. I used upright scientific knowledge. Where are the generals and soldiers? We are here. Today, the east wind has come, the world is bright, and the gods are protecting our country. In this battle, Jiang State is no longer unstoppable. In this battle, we will break the myth of Jiang State’s invincibility. This battle must be won, must be won, must be won, must be won. Your Majesty, then I will go to the battle. I will wait for your triumphant return. I will definitely return triumphantly. Yellow dog, from today on, you will lose face in the army, and I He is the god in the army. Report, Your Majesty, our army has collapsed across the board. The Jiang army is charging towards our headquarters. It’s over. The Jin Kingdom will be destroyed today. Where are the reinforcements from the Dazheng Kingdom? Didn’t they say that the Wu Qu Star Lord of the Dazheng Kingdom would bring a magic weapon to rush to the rescue? Your Majesty, the Dazheng Kingdom has withdrawn its troops 200 miles. Why is it rushing to rescue? Your Majesty, surrender. The reinforcements from the Dazheng Kingdom will not come, so surrender. Report, Your Majesty, it’s coming. What’s coming? The Wu Qu Star Lord is coming to support with a magic weapon. The magic weapon, where is the magic weapon? It’s in the sky, in the sky, in the sky. The magic weapon has descended. God will not destroy our Dajin. Hahahaha. Report, Marshal, our bombers have successfully arrived above the enemy. Okay, pass on my order to bomb the enemy. Yes, it ‘s really a god. God, spare our lives, don’t fight us anymore, we surrender. Report, Marshal. The Jiang army has collapsed across the board. Report, Marshal. The Jiang soldiers have already knelt down and begged for mercy. Report, Marshal. The Jiang army is retreating. The generals are asking for orders. Should we pursue them? Pursue. It is better to pursue the defeated enemy while the victory is won than to seek fame by imitating the tyrant. Send out the whole army. This general will attack. This general will lead the army to attack. Yellow dog, are you worthy? Look, everyone. With the tiger talisman in hand, I can mobilize millions of soldiers and horses. Do you think I am worthy? Lin Feng, everything you have done is to make wedding clothes for this general. Get off the shelf quickly. All your merits belong to this general. Oh, are you sure? Of course I am sure. With the tiger talisman in hand, I am the boss except when the emperor is not here. Do you think what I say counts? Then look at these soldiers. Which one is willing to listen to you? Hum, don’t you know what this is? Tiger talisman, tiger talisman. I will kill all nine clans of yours. Kill all nine clans of yours. Damn it. Do you think I can borrow the wind and the sun for nothing in front of the general? I tell you, I am borrowing the people’s hearts and their trust in me. If it weren’t for beheading the general in front of the battle, which is not good for the morale of the army, I would have killed you long ago. Get out of here quickly. Lin Feng, wait for me. All generals, listen up. I am the vanguard on the left. Go fast and intercept the rear of Jiang Jun. I obey your orders. General in the middle, send out your entire army to attack. Capture and kill prisoners along the way. I have received your order. Vanguard on the right, meet up with the Jin army. Together, you will wipe out Jiang Jun. I obey your orders. Listen carefully. After this battle, I promise that each of you will be promoted three levels. I swear to follow you, the commander-in-chief, until death. Hahahahahahahahahaha. Jiang Kingdom is defeated. The so-called invincible army, Jiang Kingdom is really defeated. Hahahaha. God will not destroy our Great Jin. Hahahahahaha. Report, Your Majesty. The vanguard on the right of Dazheng Kingdom has arrived, inviting our country to send troops to jointly hunt down Jiang Army. Okay. Pass on my order for the entire army to attack. I want to give the fallen dog a beating. You have my order. Prepare a grand dinner. I want to invite the God of Wu Qu to the banquet. He will not return until he is drunk. Hahahahahahahahahahahaha. Cheers. We won a victory. Hahahaha. Invite the reinforcements from Jin Kingdom to the banquet. General Huang is finally here. General Huang I’ve heard of your name for a long time. When I see you today, you are indeed majestic and different. Hahaha. Your Majesty was also a great emperor in the Spring and Autumn Period. Hahaha, please, please, General Huang. Which general is this? I have no impression of him. This person is just a slave, not worth mentioning. Since he is a slave, how can he be qualified to attend my banquet? Someone, kick him out. I have heard that the emperor of the Great Jin Dynasty did not have the ability to judge people. When I see him today, he is really incompetent. He has the audacity to slander Your Majesty. I rushed thousands of miles to help and defeated the army of the Jiang Kingdom as easily as killing a chicken or a dog. Now, you are treated as a slave. What do you say? Are you saying that you are the Star Lord Wu Qu? You are the Star Lord Wu Qu. Why does General Huang say that you are a slave? General Huang, what is going on? Your Majesty, this person is just a servant of the Star Lord, who is just pretending to be powerful. Hahaha, I see. I see. That’s what I said. The Star Lord Wu Qu is a god in the sky. How could he be so ordinary? Hahaha. The person I hate the most in my life, the one who made up stories. Guards, why don’t you kick him out of here? What is this thing that can actually emit thunder and lightning? Don’t panic, my lords. This is the magic weapon of the Star Lord, which was stolen by this slave. A mere slave is so arrogant. Today I will clean up the mess for the Star Lord Wu Qu. Archers, shoot this beast for me. Father, stop it. Kill him. Our Jin Kingdom will surely perish. It’s all a lie by Huang Jibai. Our commander this time is Lin Feng behind me. What? He is the commander of this battle. I didn’t expect that he could command the magic weapon to destroy the invincible Jiang Kingdom army. Old Jintou, it’s okay if you don’t believe me, but your daughter doesn’t believe it either. Father, it was the magic weapon made by Lin Feng, who also borrowed the wind and sun from the sky. He is the Grand Marshal of this campaign. This Huang Jibai, he didn’t do anything. Why should we believe him? General Huang, you dare to deceive me. Your Majesty, I can explain this matter. Enough. I was almost deceived by you. The biggest hero of this battle Wronged. If you were a general of the Jin Kingdom, I would have beheaded you. Me, Your Majesty. But you are not. So please leave the banquet immediately. You are not eligible to sit at the table. Your Majesty, Your Majesty, I, please go away. Humph. Alas, I am blind. Please calm down, Star Lord. Please calm down, Star Lord. Lin Feng, my father has already saluted you, and you are still so proud. What are you talking about? Luo’er should not be rude. You lied again and said that you were the Star Lord. But I did not expose you because I wanted to marry you. Ignorance is not a crime. Yes, yes, Star Lord, be magnanimous. Please sit at the table, Star Lord. This general has devoted himself to managing the army for many years, and he did not work for nothing. Lin Feng, I want all your merits to belong to this general. Someone, tell the military secretary, General, the secretary, the military merits of this army must be recorded verbatim. Report to the general, everything has been recorded. Okay, open it. General, you are changing all the merits of Lin Feng in the military merit book to this general’s. This, this, this, lying about military merits is a capital crime punishable by beheading. Will you change or not? If you don’t, I will kill you right now. General, I heard that you have a beautiful wife. I heard that she’s very tender. Great, great, great general, I will change, I will change, I will change, hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. I will change, change. Otherwise, Star Lord, come to my Kingdom of Jin. I will confer upon you the title of King of One Word and Shoulder to Shoulder, and am willing to share the kingdom with you. Your Majesty, do you take this seriously? A king’s words are not a joke. We really must share the kingdom. This time I came down to the mortal world to cross the Taisho period. What’s more, my wife is still in the Taisho period. A real man never has trouble finding a wife. As long as Star Lord is willing, I am willing to grant you the princess of the Kingdom of Jin in marriage. Father, what are you talking about? There are so many people here. Luo’er, you’re almost sticking together with Star Lord. How can you hide your little thoughts from father? What do you think, Star Lord? The princess and I have a tacit understanding and are naturally connected. However, the immortals guard the world, and the saints have made a promise. First, I will never betray the Taisho period, and second, I will never betray my first wife. Therefore, if Your Majesty really promises the princess to me, she will be a concubine at most. My concubine, how can this be possible? Father, I agree. Hum, it ‘s true that a girl cannot be kept at home when she grows up. I only have one word for the Star Lord. In the future, when the Kingdom of Jin is in trouble, will the Star Lord intervene? In the future, when the Kingdom of Jin is in trouble, it will be my trouble. I will write the marriage certificate and let the princess marry to Da Zheng. Okay, Your Majesty, this time our army has defeated the Kingdom of Jiang, and killed the enemy so badly that they were running around and throwing away their weapons and armor. I heard that this battle was a great victory, but I thought it was an exaggeration. I didn’t expect it to be a real great victory. Now my Da Zheng will surely rise. In the future, hundreds of countries will come to pay tribute. Hahaha, more than just a hundred countries, I want thousands of countries to come to pay tribute. Your Majesty is mighty, but it’s not me who is mighty, but Wu Qu. Your Majesty, wait a minute. Your Majesty, this military achievement does not belong to Lin Feng. General Huang, if the military achievement is not yours, then whose is it? The general made a fairy weapon to borrow the wind and the sun. If the military achievement is not his, then whose else could it be? Of course it belongs to this general. Yellow dog, it’s not enough for you to embarrass yourself abroad, you still have to return home to embarrass yourself. Dog slave e this general Q I am too lazy to argue with you, Your Majesty. You are just claiming military merits without proof. Please look through the military merit record book. You are so bold that you dare to claim military merits. Do you know that this is a serious crime? Your Majesty, you don’t even look at the military merit book, but you convict me. What’s the reason? I don’t accept it. How dare you not accept it? Take this person who pretends to have military merits out of here. Your Majesty, I have served the country and risked my life. Is this how you treat me? Your Majesty does n’t even look at the military merit book. Could it be that you are favoring the commander-in-chief? You must be suppressing the generals. Shut up, Your Majesty. Since he wants to see the military merit book, let him see it, so that he can die with a clear conscience. You bastard, wait until the military merit book is looked through and see who will be punished. Xuan, the military secretary, I have seen Your Majesty. I want to see how many military merits you, Huang Jibai, have. General Huang Jibai commanded the magic weapon to defeat 2,000 soldiers of the Jiang Kingdom. Yes, General Huang Jibai commanded the entire army to defeat the Jiang Kingdom’s army. General Huang Jibai Leading the way, capturing more than 2,000 soldiers of the Jiang Kingdom. General Huang Jibai will have more than 5,000 pieces of equipment and countless armors, and will collect 20 million taels of silver from the Jin Kingdom. Your Majesty, the truth will be revealed at a glance. What a trick, Huang Gou, you can even bribe the military secretary. You are slandering me. You want to take away my credit. I will clear my name, but you are still talking nonsense here. Your Majesty, you said before that falsely claiming military credit is a serious crime. I suggest that Lin Feng be thrown into the sky prison to serve as a warning to others. I didn’t expect the commander-in-chief to be such a person. We have wronged General Huang. It turns out that General Huang is the truly talented person. Huang Gou, Huang Gou, your cheating skills are getting better and better. It’s a pity that you have a loophole, and it is because of this loophole that the deception you carefully arranged failed. Before you die, you are still slandering me. This general is upright. What loophole is there? Yes, and your loophole is not small. What copper is leaked? You forgot that you were kicked out at the banquet in the Jin Kingdom that day, and you don’t know anything about what happened afterwards. Your Majesty, please read this marriage certificate. Marriage certificate. What marriage certificate? Whose marriage certificate is it? Of course it is the marriage certificate granted by the Emperor of Jin to me and the Princess of Jin. We are forever married and have the same name. In the name of the Emperor of Great Jin, I grant my beloved daughter to Lin Feng. From now on, Great Jin is willing to worship Da Zheng as its suzerain state, in gratitude to Marshal Lin Feng for his rescue. It has always been me, Da Zheng, who married the princess in order to seek an alliance, but today the situation is the opposite. I, Da Zheng, am mighty, and Marshal Lin Feng is mighty. It is a blessing for my Da Zheng country to have you. Huang Jibai, Your Majesty, is there anything else to say? I, I, I, dare to quibble. Is the Emperor of Great Jin lying to me ? Your Majesty, this is none of your business. General Huang forced me to do this. If I don’t write it, General Huang will kill me. You, he will also kill you. That’s right. General Huang not only wants to kill me, but also humiliate my wife and massacre my entire family. I really have no choice but to write this. Huang Jibai, you are so bold. Your Majesty, Your Majesty, spare my life. Your Majesty, please spare my life. Deceiving the emperor and deceiving superiors is truly a shame for our Taisho. Please punish him severely. Huang Jibai falsely claimed military merits and deserves death. I will put you in death row. Your Majesty, please spare my life for the sake of serving the country. Your Majesty, a general of a country should not be imprisoned easily. The death penalty can be exempted, but the living crime cannot be escaped. I will deprive you of the tiger talisman order. Hand it over to me. Your Majesty, you cannot demote me again and again. Your Majesty, if you still don’t plead guilty, throw him out to me. Your Majesty, from now on, all the troops of Taisho will be under your control, and you will be the true commander-in-chief of the world’s troops. Xingjun’s expedition this time brought me a lot of good news. I also bring you a good news. Xingjun defeated Jiang State and his achievements shocked the world. Now Xingjun’s name has resounded throughout the world. Many envoys from various countries have come to visit, all wanting to see Xingjun’s style. I am going to hold an A grand and rich celebration. At the celebration, you will be officially canonized as the Heavenly Saint, Wu Qu Star Lord. By then, all nations will look up to my Da Zheng and we will even become the patriarch of all nations. Your Majesty, rest assured. As long as I am here, my Da Zheng will definitely become the patriarch of all nations, and your Majesty will definitely be the greatest emperor of all time. Good, good, good, hahaha. Why is my husband so happy? Is there some happy event? It ‘s a happy event, and it’s a big happy event. What is it? I won’t tell you. My husband must keep it a secret from me. Some small secrets are more interesting. I will give you a surprise during the grand ceremony. Please, please, please, please. Today I can finally see the Star Lord. Yes, the gods have descended to the earth. Pian Songqiao, please, the two adults, Ting Song, don’t be nervous. This time, help me get the position of the Star Lord’s servant. After returning to the general, I will definitely repay us a thousand times. That ‘s right, yellow dog, why are you everywhere? You are a dog again. You are actually wearing the gorgeous clothes of the Star Lord. Are you crazy? It’s already this time, and you still don’t understand? What do you understand? I am the one you want to meet, the Star Lord of Wu Qu. Marshal, you can’t talk nonsense, right? Tears. Even if you are the Star Lord’s most trusted person, you can’t be so rude to the Star Lord. You are such a bold dog slave. Not only do you wear the Star Lord’s canonization clothes, but you also sit on the Star Lord’s throne. You are so bold. Lin Feng, it seems that we don’t need to do anything. Your own arrogance killed yourself. Husband, get up quickly. Lin Feng, stop making trouble. This is a canonization ceremony. Don’t joke around. Lin Feng, you are so disrespectful to the Star Lord. This time, the Star Lord will lose favor with you and favor me. Your butt is rotten. How can he favor you? Hum, the Star Lord descended from heaven with noble tastes. He must like the poems and songs of the mortal world. I collected a long-lost collection of poems and dedicated it to the Star Lord. The Star Lord will definitely be happy and will definitely favor me and lose favor with you. Why didn’t I think of this trick? The Star Lord is of noble status Money, power, and sex, He has everything, But what He lacks is this, the best poetry and book in the world. Alas, the Star Lord will definitely be flattered by him today, We don’t stand a chance. Lin Feng, ijj, how are you going to respond to this move of mine? Aren’t they just poems and songs? I just recite them casually, and they are the best songs through the ages. Aren’t they just poems and songs? I just recite them casually, and they are the best songs through the ages. Look, I can recite 200 Tang poems, and scare you to death. Marshal, you are the best in the world in terms of martial strategy, No one doubts this. But I don’t believe that your literary talent is so great. Human energy is limited. You think you are a genius, and you can recite the best songs through the ages. Is n’t this funny? Haha, Lin Feng, you are so arrogant. Before the Star Lord comes, I will compete with you to see whose poem is better. Huang Jibai, you have peerless poetry and books, but the great sage doesn’t have them. That’s right, is n’t this bullying? Haha, who bullied him? Who made him unprepared? Who said I wasn’t prepared? Didn’t my husband see you bring a book? My book It’s all here. You flip through the books and I keep my book closed. You copy books and I create original works. I can still win you with this. Haha, you are so arrogant. Then I will show you what peerless poetry is. Everyone please listen. A million miles beyond the Great Wall, I chased wolves for two thousand years to repay the king’s kindness. I returned home wrapped in my horse’s hide. Very good, very good, good poem. The momentum is magnificent. What a great poem of returning home wrapped in my horse’s hide. Haha, I should have such courage when I am a national hero. Lin Feng, you must be shocked by the grandeur and momentum of my poetry. Courage. Then I will show you what courage is. The bright moon in Qin and the pass in Han. The people have not returned from the long march of thousands of miles. As long as the flying general of Dragon City is here, the Hu horses will not be allowed to cross the Yinshan Mountains. Very good, good poem, good poem. This, this poem has all the determination, courage, sacrifice and heroism. It’s impossible. The whole poem reveals a momentum of defending the country to the death. It is a million times better than the previous poem. Yes, this poem will definitely be passed down through the ages. What do you think, Yellow Dog? I can still recite it off the cuff There are thousands of poems like this. Do you still want to hear them? If you can recite this one, you must have used all your literary talent. Can you recite the second one? Then you should listen carefully. Thousands of miles of yellow clouds, the sun is dim. The north wind blows the geese and the snow falls. Don’t worry about having no friends on the road ahead. Who in the world doesn’t know you? What a good one. Who in the world doesn’t know you? What a good one. Who in the world does n’t know you? Fine grape wine, luminous cup, pipa urging me to drink. Do n’t laugh at me sleeping drunk on the battlefield. Since ancient times, how many men have ever returned from battles ? What a good poem! Isn’t it pleasant to sleep drunk on the battlefield? Black clouds press down on the city, and the city is about to be destroyed. Armor shines towards the sun, and golden scales open. The tyrant is on the golden platform. I will die for you like a dragon. What a good poem! This is the loyalty of our subjects. Now do you know what it means to be both civil and military? Lin Feng Poems and songs are just a sideshow to make the Star Lord laugh. What the Star Lord really likes are brave and martial people. Your Majesty has arrived. I meet your Majesty. My dear minister, please stand up. Huang Jibai, why are you here? Your Majesty, I want to sue Lin Feng. Sue him. Do n’t you know what day it is today? Your Majesty, I know that today is the day when the emperor canonized Wu Quxing as the star god of the world. I must sue Lin Feng. Huang Jibai, if you want to live, shut up now and get out of the celebration, otherwise I ca n’t save your life. Your Majesty, Your Majesty, why? Why would the Emperor of Dazheng say that? Why is Lin Feng so proud? Your Majesty, let him sue if he wants to, otherwise we should not bully him. Okay, Huang Jibai, then tell me what you want to sue him for. Your Majesty, at today’s enthronement ceremony, Lin Feng is wearing the Xingjun’s sacred clothing. This is an insult to Xingjun. I suggest that he beheaded immediately. Oh, Huang Jibai, Huang Jibai, why don’t you understand? He is the Xingjun Wu Qu, the one I want to enthronize. What? Lin Feng is the Xingjun Wu Qu. This is really the Xingjun. Oh, it’s over, it’s over, Xingjun, spare us. We were deceived by Huang Jibai, that dog thief. Oh, you still dare to hit me. If you don’t abide by the etiquette of my Dazheng in Dazheng, you are disrespecting my Dazheng. If you don’t speak and act carefully in Dazheng, you are disrespecting my Dazheng. Xingjun, I was wrong. You have offended me many times. Xingjun, I will never dare to do that again. Xingjun is unfair. Such a disrespectful and unjust person. Throw him into jail and wait for your country to send people. Star Lord, please spare my life. Come on, throw them into jail and torture them severely. Your Majesty, please spare my life. Your Majesty, please spare my life. Huang Jibai, even if I become a ghost, I will not let you go. Mr. Huang, now it’s time to settle the score between us. Hahahaha, it turns out that you are the True Lord Xiansheng, and it was me who spread rumors and misled the people. I spread rumors and misled the people. I beg you to spare my life, spare my life, spare your life. You have been making things difficult for me since the day I was born. You also wanted to insult my first wife and try to steal the credit. I must kill you. No, no, Star Lord, Star Lord, spare my life, spare my life. It’s too late to beg for mercy now. Someone, drag him out and behead him. Your Majesty, Star Lord, spare my life, spare my life. Star Lord, Wu Qu Star Lord, descended to the world to save the country, to turn the tide and to support the collapsing building. His merits are immeasurable. Today I have conferred upon the Star God the title of the Heavenly Saint, the Star God of Wu Qu, who is equal to me. Why don’t you kneel down and pay homage to the Star God? Long live the Star God. Long live the Star God. Stand up. Even if you are the Star God, you cannot abandon me. Choosing to marry you is the best choice I have made in my life. My Lord Star God, Yao’er is willing to follow you. My husband, I will give you a shoulder massage.
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