窮小子穿越女兒國誤入浴池，下秒竟看到一絲不掛的女王！豈料他僅靠一桶酸菜麵征服女王，從此夜夜入寢宮陪駕！【穿越女兒國 Country without men】#短劇 #drama #爽文 #后宫

窮小子穿越女兒國誤入浴池，下秒竟看到一絲不掛的女王！豈料他僅靠一桶酸菜麵征服女王，從此夜夜入寢宮陪駕！【穿越女兒國 Country without men】#短劇 #drama #爽文 #后宫

Yeah, I asked you to sign the transfer contract obediently before, isn’t it good that we can live in peace? Now your company and your wife are both mine. I have to say, your wife is really smooth, hahaha. Li Xiao, you bastard , I treat you as a brother, but you actually seduced my wife Chu Yao, wake up, he just wants our money. Lu Yang, you trash , wait until I get your company , I have money , I can play however I want, it’s none of your business . Hurry up and sign it, and leave the house with nothing. Don’t even think about it. You two dogs and bitches, as long as I’m still alive, I will make you pay the price sooner or later, so you’d better disappear. I’m not willing to be killed in such a cowardly way, I must make them pay the price. The cooling time for the time travel is twenty-three hours and fifty-nine minutes. Where is this? I’m going. This beauty is superb. This beauty is superb. Qiu He, have you found a man? Your Highness, there are only one in a million men in our Xiliang Women’s Kingdom . How can they be so easy to find ? I have traveled to the Women’s Kingdom. Tomorrow is the day to elect an emperor’s husband for my sister. It will be bad if I can’t find a suitable man. The princess blames the prime minister Jiang Yan. She has captured all the men in the country and is still looking for a man. We have got a peerless beauty. We can’t find a man now. Am I a man? Jiang Yan is already powerful in the court. If her man becomes the emperor’s husband , he will be close to usurping the throne. We must go at all costs. Qiu He, this princess wants to take a bath. Mm, it smells so good. This figure is amazing. It would be a pity if I don’t rub her back. Don’t come over. Who are you? Shhh , don’t shout . Who are you? How dare you assassinate this princess? Your Highness , misunderstanding, misunderstanding, then why don’t you let go? This princess wants to let you go . If you don’t shout, you don’t want to be seen like this now, right ? You are a man, of course , or… I’ll prove to you where this beauty came from. She actually broke into my princess’s bedroom in broad daylight. She ‘s so frivolous and has no male ethics. She ‘s also ugly . Aren’t you afraid that I’ll put you in jail? Beauty is ugly. Jiang Yan has already gathered men from all over the country. You are the one Jiang Yan sent to assassinate me. She’s so anxious to usurp the throne that she sent such an ugly beauty. I’m handsome and elegant, okay? Is your country of women so aesthetically pleasing? What are you talking about ? Jiang Yan, I don’t know you. If you’re not Jiang Yan’s subordinate, why don’t you leave quickly ? Do you really want to join the big Prison? Men are really little cuties. This princess will peek again even when she changes her clothes. Believe it or not, I’ll dig out my eyes and turn around. I’ve already seen everything I can and can’t see. What’s the point of turning around now ? This princess is so beautiful, even prettier than models and stars. Don’t be impulsive . Do n’t be impulsive . Are you the princess sent by Jiang Yan to assassinate me? My name is Lu Yang. I don’t know the Jiang Yan you just mentioned . Princess , don’t be impulsive. Impulsiveness is the devil . Stay calm. Someone catch the assassin . Your Highness, I see that this man is dressed strangely and his hairstyle doesn’t look like that of a woman countryman. He is not a good person at first glance. Go, you little girl , you know nothing. This is called T-shirt, which is the most popular item in history. This Lu Yang has an unknown origin and behaves strangely. It’s probably Qiu He sent by Jiang Yan. Cut his tendons and give him to the maids in the backyard. Your Highness, although this beauty is ugly , he is still a man. It’s better to give it to me , princess. Don’t you need a man? I am a man. Why bother to go far away? Princess, don’t you need a man? I am a man. Why bother to go far away? Oh, princess, I’m useful . I can use magic , princess I have a technique to extract essence from grains to brew high-proof liquor with a rich aroma, far superior to the liquor you brewed in ancient times. If this liquor can be produced, it must be liquor with a sauce aroma. I also have a technique to extract essence from hundreds of flowers to make perfume . Only a drop of fragrance is needed, and the fragrance lasts for a long time, far superior to your sachets . It is a must-have for thousands of girls at home and on trips. A gentleman can be killed but not humiliated. If you have the guts, just kill me. At least leave a whole body. You want me to accompany my mother, you are dreaming. Although this beauty acts frivolously , she has some backbone. Since you want to die , let’s become It’s all his . Princess , what’s going on? Princess , the old illness has come back . Someone come quickly, call the imperial physician . What’s going on? If anything happens to the princess today, I’ll kill you and bury you with her. This is none of my business. It has nothing to do with me . Where did this beauty come from? Imperial Physician Zhang, please stop looking. The eldest princess has fainted . Damn, this old woman won’t fall in love with me , will she? Your Highness the Princess has a weak breath , and her qi and blood are deficient, and her limbs are weak. This is a symptom of asthenia . Miss Qiuhe, your humble servant is incompetent, and I’m afraid the princess won’t live long. What can we do ? Isn’t this just hypoglycemia? If you can’t treat it, don’t talk nonsense. It’s obviously hypoglycemia, okay? You’re talking like you’re dying. What’s hypoglycemia? Where did you come from? You wild man , instead of staying at home to take care of your wife and children, you’re here to discuss the princess’s condition with me . It’s a joke. In our country of women, where are there men who know medicine? I don’t know medicine , but I can cure this disease. Miss Qiuhe, I’m 50% sure that I can extend the life of the princess. But if you really believe this man’s nonsense and delay my treatment time, the princess’s life will really be in danger. What should I do? Who should I believe? Qiuhe, 50% sure, how is this different from gambling with your life ? But I’m 100% sure . If you can’t cure the princess, I will kill you on the spot. In fact, princess disease is also very easy to cure. You just need to eat a few more bowls of rice every day. It’s absurd. How could the princess, who lives in luxury, get such a poor disease? How dare you, a man, speak nonsense here ? If you can’t cure the princess’s disease, I will see how you live . He is right. Although the princess lives in luxury , the imperial meals are bland. The princess really didn’t eat at night. What did I say? This woman knows nothing and she has to look at me. What is this? Are you going to poison the princess? This old witch is making up stories. This thing is as white as snow and as amber as beautiful. It should not be poisonous. Treacherous villain, now the princess has to thank me. Princess, you’re awake . That’s great. It’s sweet and delicious. I’ve never eaten such delicious medicine. Qiuhe. What kind of magic medicine is this? It ‘s really great. Princess, you’re awake. This is the medicine that the beauty just gave me. How is this possible? A strange pill can cure the princess’s old illness. White Rabbit is the nemesis of hypoglycemia. Fortunately, before I traveled through time, I always put some snacks in my bag for overtime work . Now I’m using it, right? Hahaha, princess, so what ? I’ll give you another bucket of instant noodles. I don’t believe you won’t eat it. Princess, wait for me. This is the delicacy you mentioned. Lu Yang is so vulgar. You dare to offer this food to the princess? You are really courting death. Lu Yang, what is this? This thing is a specialty of Shenzhou, Laotan Pickled Cabbage and Beef Noodles, commonly known as instant noodles. Try it. This thing is a specialty of Shenzhou , Laotan Pickled Cabbage and Beef Noodles, commonly known as instant noodles . Try it. It smells sour, spicy and pungent , and there is a faint strange smell. Princess, please don’t eat it. Lu Yang, you cured this princess’s old illness. I was going to reward you , but you insulted me with such a filthy thing. You really deserve to die , Princess. You don’t know, this thing smells sour but tastes delicious. There is no stomach that Laotan Pickled Cabbage and Beef Noodles can’t cure. Princess, why not give it a try? Ridiculous . It’s no different from a savage who eats without cooking. Princess, what’s wrong with you? Princess, you’re not well. You must have been poisoned. Hurry up and catch this man. It ‘s sour and fragrant, fresh and delicious. I’ve never eaten such delicious food. Lu Yang, I’m going to reward you heavily . In fact, this noodle soup is even better. Lu Yang, tell me, what do you want? As long as you can get this instant noodles for this princess , you can have anything you want . Although Yingying is the empress , she has always been greedy . If she can eat this old-style pickled cabbage beef noodles, she doesn’t know how happy she is . How can I reward you to relieve the princess’s worries ? But I run a jewelry company, so what ? If the princess insists on giving a reward, then just give me 1,800 kilograms of gold . Gold is such a cheap thing, it is everywhere in my Xiliang Women’s Kingdom. How can I use it to reward a beauty like you? If you need it, you can take it yourself . It’s too extravagant to use such a luxurious thing as gold soil to grow flowers . Although you are a dissolute man , you did not take the opportunity to assassinate , so you must not be a member of Prime Minister Jiang Yan’s party. Now that you have cured my old illness, I have decided to reward you to enter the palace . I don’t want to be a eunuch if you enter the palace. My sister is the Queen of Xiliang Women’s Kingdom. She is selecting an imperial husband. I think you are quite suitable. You have to go tomorrow even if you don’t want to. Go, Princess. All the men in Xiliang are in my house. I didn’t expect you could find a man. But the man you found is really vulgar. He is not here to participate in the selection, is he? So what? Don’t blame the Prime Minister for letting you lose face today . When the new emperor takes the throne , the empress will be in the hands of the Prime Minister. At that time , I will definitely ask to deprive you of your title of Princess and put you in death row. As for this man, he is so ugly, but he dares to compete with the stunning beauties in the Prime Minister’s House. When you lose the election, I will make you live a life worse than death. If I had known, I would not have brought you here. Now you are in trouble. You three women are really sticking your butts out to look at the plane. You have no eyes. Have you seen a real man ? Do you know what a real man looks like? I still don’t believe that the man you are looking for can be as unbridled as me. How can he be compared with the one I carefully selected? I will definitely let your majesty come . Sister , your majesty has been on the throne for three years. The position of the emperor’s husband is still undecided, so the people of Xiliang are in turmoil . This court meeting will definitely determine the candidate for the emperor’s wife to control the hearts of my subjects. I heard that the prime minister selected three beauties from the country. Their looks are stunning. Why not ask them to come up and see the princess? Your aesthetic taste is really extraordinary. The three beauties can show their true faces. This beauty is cute and lovely. This beauty is the most beautiful in the world. This beauty is sexy and plump. Your majesty, please choose one of the three as the emperor’s husband. Your Majesty, there have been few men in my country of women since ancient times. The Prime Minister has worked hard to find such a stunning beauty for you. Please don’t let the Prime Minister down. In comparison, the eldest princess doesn’t take your Majesty seriously. My country of women has always regarded femininity as beauty. The man you found is vulgar and he is simply the ugliest man in Xiliang. Jiang Yan, the beauty I found may not look good, but she is better than these three ugly ugly melons and jujubes. You are disrespecting your Majesty. We are a country of women. Even men have to look like women to be considered beautiful. The man you found is so ugly that he doesn’t look like a woman. He is far from me, Qin Kuai, the beauty of Qin. Aren’t you being disrespectful to your Majesty? Hum, I tell you that a man should be seven feet tall and heroic, and should be able to stand tall and upright. He should not only have the domineering spirit of a tiger and swallowing thousands of miles, but also have the pride that cannot be corrupted by wealth and nobility, and cannot be moved by poverty and humbleness. How can a sissy who flatters and fawns on others be a man? I didn’t expect that he could have such insight . What nonsense! You, a vulgar and ugly man , dare to question my beauty. You, a lowly man , dare to roar in the court. You should be dragged out and beheaded. Your Majesty, since the eldest princess and the prime minister have brought men , why don’t we hold a competition to select the emperor’s husband according to the ancestral system of my daughter country? Your Majesty , since the eldest princess and the prime minister have brought men , why don’t we hold a competition to select the emperor’s husband according to the ancestral system of my daughter country? Then the concubine will preside over the competition. The emperor’s husband will be selected according to the ancestral system of my Xiliang daughter country. There are three rounds of competition. Since ancient times, women are yin and men are yang. Alone yang cannot be born, and alone yin cannot grow. Our Xiliang daughter country is a daughter country with extremely strong yin energy. We need to select the one with the strongest yang energy as the emperor’s husband. Yin and yang are harmonized to protect the country’s fortune. Sufficient yang energy means strong strength . If you can lift this stone lock the highest and have the most yang energy, you can win this first level. I come and I go. Humph , useless things , go away. I hate you. He is a well-hidden strong man. Look at him. No way , haha , kid, you ‘re scared. Today, I’ll let you see how vigorous my Yang Qi is. Come on, put on the black iron lock. The black iron lock is ten times heavier than the stone lock. If you can lift it with such great strength, you will be the worthy emperor’s husband. The beautiful Qin is mighty. The beautiful Qin is really powerful and deserves to be the emperor’s husband. Sister Lu Yang, are you sure? Uh, princess , my waist has been a little sore recently , but how can a man say no? For someone like him, I can beat ten in one breath. I’m afraid you can’t even lift the iron lock, and you’re still thinking of snatching the emperor’s husband from me. Go away, you don’t know what to do . Shemale, how can he lift the black iron lock so easily ? Why not lift the stone lock? Am I going to let you see it today ? What does it mean to be a real man with the strength to pull up mountains? What are you going to do, Lu Yang? You are crazy. No one in the world can do the two together. Do you want to die? Oh, so majestic and powerful , with unparalleled masculinity. Sister, he is so powerful. How can the emperor husband chosen by sister not be powerful? He really has some skills . He doesn’t seem so ugly . I was shocked. I thought it weighed a lot. The stone lock was only about ten pounds. The men in the Kingdom of Women are really weak. This is called a real man. This is impossible. No one can lift this stone lock. You are cheating . Yes, you are cheating. Why don’t you try it ? Huh, I, I, I, I, what, you sissy, Your Majesty , I win this round, Your Majesty , yes, you win. Your Majesty , it takes three rounds to come to a conclusion when choosing the Empress. We can now proceed to the second round . There is still a second game. As the saying goes, if a man wants to win a woman’s heart , he must first capture her stomach. If the Emperor’s husband wants to serve Your Majesty, he must have good cooking skills. Yes, yes, yes, deliciousness is the most important. The imperial chefs in the palace are bland and tasteless. My mouth is almost bland. If you can offer me delicious food that whets my appetite , there will be a big reward. Your Majesty, please pay attention to your status . Sister is delicious. Hum , after all, you are a delicious kid. How can you escape from my palm? Lu Yang, you are bound to lose. I learned the ten famous dishes from the Supreme Imperial Chef and can be called the contemporary chef god. How dare you compete with me? The day I become the emperor’s husband will be the day you die. Is he good? The imperial chef is the best chef in the world, not to mention the ten famous dishes that have been lost for a long time. Your instant noodles are delicious, but it is indeed difficult to beat him. Is Lu Yang scared? If you are scared, kneel on the ground and lick the soles of my shoes clean. I can also consider sparing your life. I can also consider sparing your life . I tell you that I am not afraid of cooking. Knowing how to cook is useless. To play, you need power and background. Country bumpkins have never seen the world. The ingredients used in the dishes I learned have never been seen in your life. How dare you snatch them from me? Then we will wait and see. Hum, everyone, Qin Kuai is here to show his ugliness. This is Emerald White Jade Soup This is the Phoenix stewed in an iron pot. This is the fried crayfish. When the great monk of the Tang Dynasty passed through our country, he almost lost his mind for these ten famous dishes. I don’t know what your majesty thinks . You will know how it tastes only after you taste it. Yes, yes, yes, sister, let’s eat, let’s eat. Mm , it’s a rare delicacy in the world, a delicacy in the world , a delicacy in the world . It’s against the will of heaven that Lady Qin won’t win this round. As expected, she came prepared. The ten famous dishes are indeed well-deserved. Yingying is greedy. In this game, I ‘m afraid that your majesty’s ten famous dishes are better than those made by the royal chef in the palace. But I ‘m a little tired of eating too much delicacies from mountains and seas. Did you hear that, kid? My cooking skills are comparable to those of the royal chef. How about your dishes? This Do you still need to ask ? It must be that you don’t dare to serve it. Humph, the emperor is not in a hurry , but the eunuch is. Who said I don’t dare to serve the food ? Here is the spicy strips. This thing is called spicy strips. It is a specialty of China and is famous overseas. People of all ages are fascinated by it. It is the best delicacy in the world. Is it true? Your Majesty, this spicy strip is extremely spicy. It is something that inferior people eat. How can you eat such a filthy thing with your noble status? Yes, yes, yes, you dare to bring this kind of garbage to pollute our mouths. Lu Yang , if you want to lose, just say it directly. Why bother to use this kind of thing to perfunctory your majesty? Lu Yang dares to be disrespectful to your majesty . Take him out quickly and beat him with sticks. You are so Stopping His Majesty from eating this spicy strip, are you afraid of the smell? It smells like it’s even more addictive than instant noodles. Yingying may not dislike spicy strips. You’ll know how it tastes when you put it in your mouth. Why don’t we try it? Wow, it’s delicious, it’s the best taste in the world, the best taste in the world. Sister, you should try it too. Lu Yang, I didn’t expect you to have the ability to take out instant noodles and spicy strips . This is so delicious . It’s so addictive. I ‘ve never eaten something so delicious in my life. I feel like I’ve lived in vain in the first half of my life. I don’t know how noble my status is to be able to enjoy such a delicacy. Lu Yang, you didn’t poison it, you didn’t want to murder His Majesty, this thing should only be in heaven It’s rare to hear this in the world. This is indeed a delicacy in the world. How can there be something so delicious? Qin Kuai, where did you find it? Kill all the royal chefs for me. It’s impossible. This dish is so rubbish , how can it be delicious ? It’s not delicious. It’s not delicious at all. It’s not delicious. You still eat so much. Water, give me some water. It’s spicy. Your Majesty , I just want to offer you a bottle of Coke . Coke. This thing is called Coke. It’s sweet and delicious. It goes perfectly with spicy strips. Is this Coke? It’s cool and sweet. I’ve never drunk such delicious water. As soon as I swallowed it, I felt the foam jumping on the tip of my tongue, stimulating Lu Yang. Do you have any more? Give me another bottle . This thing is It is a divine object , rare in the world . How can we enjoy it casually ? It is indeed a divine object given by God. Lu Yang has won two of the three games. The candidate for the emperor’s husband is Lu Yang. No, Lu Yang’s identity is unknown and his behavior is weird. I have never seen such a vulgar and ugly husband in Xiliang . How can he be the emperor’s husband ? It’s you who can’t afford to lose . You dare to disrespect the prime minister. Don’t argue. Since the prime minister is not convinced , why don’t we finish the third game and make a decision . Concubine, then this third game is this third Concubine. Concubine ‘s mother is ill . Someone, please call the imperial physician . How is the concubine? Mother. Mother, she has intestinal abscess , her pulse is as weak as a string , I am afraid she will not have much time left, so prepare for the funeral. You are talking nonsense, it is impossible. Your Majesty, people with intestinal abscess are in great pain every moment, which is comparable to being tortured by slow slicing . Why not give your Majesty a quick death as soon as possible ? No, we sisters were raised by the Concubine Dowager herself. Imperial Physician Zhang, please do your best to save this princess. Your Highness, intestinal abscess is a terminal illness . Unless a medical saint takes action , no one can cure it. I say, Your Highness , why do you have to embarrass an imperial physician ? Isn’t this just acute appendicitis? Can’t you just cut it off ? How dare you, Lu Yang, what appendicitis? This is clearly intestinal abscess, mother. My mother is seriously ill, and you are still lying here. Your Majesty , this disease may be incurable in the hands of others , but I am the last disciple of the medical saint. A mere intestinal abscess can be cured with acupuncture . Whoever can cure the competition between the Concubine and the Emperor’s husband will win. Boy, you are doomed to lose. When I save the Queen, it will be your death . Boy, you are dead . When I cure the Queen, it will be your death. Who can’t brag? Acute appendicitis is a serious disease in modern times. You want to cure her with a few injections ? You are dreaming. What is your intention, Lu Yang , to stop Qin Kuai from curing Concubine Jiang? Lu Yang , you don’t know medical skills, so don’t make trouble. Qin Kuai , why don’t you quickly give the empress acupuncture and cure her? You will have made a great contribution and will definitely become the emperor’s husband. You are a little cutie . When I cure the empress, I will definitely kill you. Qin Kuai’s medical skills are really superb. It’s just the beginning and the empress ‘s condition has gradually improved . He is the last disciple of the medical saint. How can he, a country bumpkin, compare ? The princess has acute appendicitis and must undergo surgery immediately. If she delays, the empress may be in danger of her life. The empress is about to be cured by me. You’d better put away your little thoughts. Huh, is that so? Your Highness , please drive out the useless people who are delaying Qin Kuai’s treatment so as not to delay the condition of the concubine. Concubine Dowager, how could mother be like this? Not only are you poor in medical skills, but you also refuse to listen to advice. Lu Yang, it must be you who used some evil magic. I was clearly going to cure the queen, it must be you who harmed mother. It must be you, Qin Kuai. You don’t really think that a few needles on the pain-relieving acupuncture points can temporarily relieve the pain and cure acute appendicitis, right? Lu Yang, you said you can cure the concubine, princess, don’t believe him. There is a way, Lu Yang . What do you want to do in front of His Majesty ? It’s enough. What do you need? Just say it. It’s just appendectomy . It’s just that Your Majesty , no one else can be present when I treat the disease. Please leave, okay? And if I cure it , I will also kill Qin Kuai. I promise you that mother will be fine, little sister, don’t worry, Lu Yang’s medical skills are superb. He cured my hypoglycemia last time, Your Majesty, it’s been so long. There is no movement. I guess Lu Yang must not have cured the concubine . Your Majesty, please send someone to arrest him as soon as possible to prevent Lu Yang from being desperate and disrespectful to the concubine. Yes , Your Majesty, it’s almost been an hour. Maybe he committed suicide out of fear of punishment because he was not saved. Lu Yang, if you don’t cure the concubine , you are deceiving the emperor . Your death date has come. Someone , arrest this traitor for me. Why are you in such a hurry? You don’t even check the concubine’s condition and want to cure me. Mother, thanks to Lu Yang’s superb medical skills , I was pulled back from the gates of hell. I feel much better now. Mother, I’m glad you’re okay. How is this possible? Your Majesty, now that the concubine’s condition has improved, I have won three competitions. The position of the emperor’s husband should be mine, right? No, Jiang Nucheng, you can’t afford to lose, Your Majesty , the matter of selecting the emperor’s husband concerns the foundation of the country, and you must not be careless. Okay, the position of the emperor’s husband I won’t do it. Lu Yang, you are sensible . But you are so bold to want to kill him. This person has humiliated me again and again and wanted to compete. Now that I won the competition, they don’t admit it. I am now exchanging the position of the emperor for his life, but you are reluctant to give it up . You two will not stop talking nonsense. Since you won, the position of the emperor will be given to you . It seems that the relationship between these two people is really unusual. In order to protect this kid , they are willing to give up the position of the emperor. Prime Minister, since I am the emperor, do you have any objection to me killing someone ? Come on, drag him down and chop him off ? No, I don’t want to die , emperor . What can you do to let him go ? Oh, I am a very generous person. How about this , if you call me dad , I will forgive you. If you call me dad, I will forgive you . How about you can’t call him, drag him down and chop him off. Dad, the wind is too strong and I can’t hear clearly. Dad , please forgive you this time , but I am not such an unfilial son. What kind of customs are these ? They actually let a grown man wear a veil. Oh my goodness, these are all treasures. When the time comes, I will pack all these things and take them back. Then I will be rich. How can it be you? How can it not be me? But you are the imperial concubine. I was the concubine of the late emperor and was trusted by the late emperor. The current emperor and the eldest princess were both raised by me, and I was fortunately named the imperial concubine . Logically, the emperor should be young and the eldest princess should come to teach you and check whether you can have the bridal chamber. But the imperial concubine , what does this mean? However, although Wanqing is the eldest princess, she has been fighting against Jiang Yan’s party for his majesty in recent years. How can she have the mind to do things between men and women? She is still a virgin. After thinking about it, I’m the only one here. Damn , there’s such a good thing. I don’t know where the Concubine Queen will start teaching. Lu Yang, what are you looking at? Concubine Queen, today I found out that you are so beautiful and smooth-talking. I’m already old. Concubine Queen is obviously the best in the world. Lu Yang crawled under the bed . I don’t know why the princess came here so late at night. I heard that the mother is here. I have something important to discuss with the mother. What is it? The Dongliang Women’s Kingdom has cut off our supply of fine cotton. Our menstrual cloth is about to be cut off. If this goes on, the people will be in chaos and the country will no longer be a country. What is menstrual cloth? Menstrual cloth is a menstrual belt. It is a first-class thing for our women’s country. Forget it, you don’t know where my mother is. The dowager concubine has left a long time ago and should have returned to the palace. I have one more thing. You just entered the palace, Yingying is still young and doesn’t understand the relationship between men and women. Damn it, no , how can I teach you ? Your Highness, no , no , you don’t want to , no, no, then if you are willing, then undress, Your Highness, the emperor has arrived . Damn it, the emperor has arrived again, it’s over, it’s over, I can’t let Yingying know that I’m here. Damn it, your highness , you are here, Lu Yang, you are already married , there is no need to be so polite. According to my Xiliang etiquette, we should have our wedding night tonight. Your Majesty, I am the Empress of Xiliang. Now, I am the Empress of Xiliang. There are powerful ministers in my country who are in turmoil, and there are bandits from Dongliang who have cut off my supply of fine cotton. So for the time being, I cannot get pregnant and give birth to a daughter. I must focus on state affairs and cannot disappoint the princess and the concubine. You understand, your majesty . What you said is very true . Well, Lu Yang, it’s not even winter yet. Why are you covering yourself so thickly? Could it be that you have caught a cold ? Uh, I didn’t thank your majesty for your concern. Why are you sweating so much? Uh, no, no sweat , no sweat . You said you didn’t sweat so much, but you’re covering yourself so thickly. His Majesty, shouldn’t you focus on state affairs? You should go back to your room and rest as soon as possible. I’m going to rest soon . Okay, are you really okay? If not, then I’ll leave. You must have hidden instant noodles, cola, and spicy strips under here. It’s so late and you ‘re still thinking about eating. No, I don’t believe it unless you Let me see if your Majesty is really not there. Your Majesty, Jiang Yan brought all the officials to force the palace . Your Majesty, Dongliang has cut off my fine cotton supply to the people of the whole country. I can’t continue . I hope your Majesty will take care of the people and issue an edict of guilt. I will cede land and pay compensation to avoid this disaster and return peace to the people . Please issue an edict of guilt, cede land and pay compensation to avoid disaster. Jiang Yan, you are clearly threatening your Majesty and issuing an edict of guilt. You keep saying it’s for the people. I think you just want to seize power and usurp the throne. Your Highness, you are too serious . I dare not seek power and usurp the throne. I am just petitioning for the people. What a bullshit logic . When did petitioning for the people make selling out the country sound so fresh and refined? They are all a bunch of good-for-nothings . Today we cede five cities, tomorrow we cede ten cities. This is like adding fuel to the fire. This stupid countermeasure will only make Dongliang’s appetite grow bigger and bigger. Your Majesty, give me three days I can definitely solve the problem of fine cotton. Arrogance. Our country’s fine cotton shortage is more than 100,000 dan. If you can do it, I will let you deal with it. If you can’t, I will definitely charge you with the crime of disrespect and put you in prison. A gentleman’s word is as good as a whip . Let’s make it a deal. Okay, Lu Yang, you are too impulsive. Princess, don’t worry about this. I can definitely solve it , but I still need some things. There are still 10 minutes before the time travel. Take whatever you like. I guess I can’t live in this palace for a few days. Your Majesty, just give me five carts of gold. Someone, send ten carts of gold to the emperor. Oh my god , I really brought the gold back. Haha, Li Xiao and Chu Yao, you two little cuties, I’m back, but most people can’t eat so much gold. With Feng Yuning from the Feng Group, I can find her. I don’t care what method you use, you must guarantee me the supply of gold. Do you know that Tomorrow Jewelry is now pursuing me relentlessly? My gold chain is broken at this time. I, Fengshi, might as well declare bankruptcy. Mr. Lu, the company has a rule that you cannot come in. Mr. Lu , Mr. Feng is really a big face. It’s as difficult as ascending to heaven to see you. Oh, Lu Yang , the president of Tianyang Group was cheated by his brother and wife and emptied his family property. Mr. Feng, I came here today because I have a big business to discuss with you. No need, I never cooperate with idiots. Jiajia , please ask Mr. Lu to leave. Mr. Lu, please ask Mr. Feng, are you sure? Although Fengming Jewelry is the top jewelry company in Jiangcheng, it seems to be at odds with Tomorrow Jewelry recently , and it has cut off your company’s gold supply chain. I’m afraid It’s not far from bankruptcy. If you want to say you came here to provoke me, congratulations. Your goal has been achieved. Why are you still standing there? Why don’t you ask the security to get him out ? Please, Mr. Lu, Mr. Feng. The wind was too strong just now so I couldn’t hear you clearly. Mr. Feng, the wind was too strong just now so I couldn’t hear you clearly. How did you get this batch of gold ? And it’s all of the highest quality. So , Mr. Feng, are you still going to get me out? Let me be frank with you. My Fengming Group is a top jewelry company with a huge demand for gold. How about this, Jiajia, you give Mr. Lu 50 million as a thank you for Mr. Lu’s timely help. Mr. Feng, don’t worry for now . You are not here to play tricks on me, are you? I have ten tons of gold in my hand. This is just a drop in the bucket. Ten tons. If I can get ten tons of gold, I will definitely break the blockade of Tomorrow Jewelry. Fengming Pearl Tianyang Jewelry will also become a leading jewelry company. So Mr. Feng is still willing to have a good talk with me. As long as you are willing to cooperate with me, I am willing to pay a 20% premium on the market price. No, 50%. Take it all. Fuck, 50% . Then I must have made a few small goals. Oh, Mr. Feng, it ’s not important whether it’s money or not . I actually just want you, Mr. Feng, to do me a favor and help me take back Tianyang Jewelry. How do you want me to help you? It ’s very simple. Chu Yao, as long as the market continues, the price of this batch of gold futures will skyrocket. Then we will make a fortune. But Brother Li, is this news reliable ? There should be no problem, right? You must know that we mortgaged the entire company to get this 100 million to speculate in gold. Once the price drops, we will go bankrupt. Don’t worry, my brother-in-law is the president of Tomorrow Jewelry. Tomorrow Jewelry is hoarding a large amount of gold in order to suppress the acquisition of Fengming Jewelry. It will buy as much as it can on the market. This batch of gold futures will definitely rise sharply. We have added ten times the leverage. By then , this 100 million will become 1 billion. Brother Li Xiao, you are awesome. Chu Yao, you are actually involved with that bitch Li Xiao in my company. Lu Yang, you are not dead. What are you doing here? This company is mine now and you have nothing to do with it . Tianyang , we are about to change our name to Xiaoyao Jewelry. Lu Yang, I see that you are desperate and want to come back to beg us to give you a meal. I tell you, no way. Come on , throw this poor guy out. Xiaoyao Jewelry is not a place to take in homeless people. Lu Yang , hurry up and leave now. You can still be a little decent, otherwise you will be kicked out later . Yaoyao, why are you wasting time talking to him? Security guard, where is the security guard? Hurry up and throw him out. Sir, please get out. Chu Yao, Li Xiao, I advise you to return the company to me now , otherwise I will make you bankrupt. Lu Yang, what’s wrong with you? You actually said such a thing. Lu Yang, you really made me laugh to death. Let me go bankrupt . Yaoyao and I are about to break through The market value is one billion. Let me go bankrupt. You got kicked in the head by a donkey. You are so strong that you are not afraid of the wind. Why don’t you throw him out quickly ? What are you waiting for? Wait , what’s wrong with you ? Do you want me to kill you? Brother Xiao, it’s not good. Fengming Jewelry has released the news that it has obtained a batch of 10 tons of high-purity gold. Gold futures have fallen to the limit. Brother Xiao , we are finished. What did you say, Li Xiao, did I hear it wrong? The market value is one billion . It’s impossible, absolutely impossible . Brother Xiao , we are bankrupt . I heard that you have added 10 times the leverage. Now even if the two of you dismantle all the parts and sell them, you can’t get so much money, right? Lu Yang , what’s going on? It must be your trick. Just now I told you to return the company to me , but you refused to listen. What can I do? I tell you , my brother-in-law is the president of Tomorrow Jewelry. Tomorrow Jewelry is the leader in the jewelry industry. Tomorrow Jewelry will not let you go. This is Tomorrow Jewelry’s running dog. Chairman, please get out of here. This is Fengming’s industry. There is no room for you two scums here. You are the chairman of Fengming Jewelry, Mr. Feng, and Fengming Jewelry is almost in trouble. You still dare to meddle in our affairs when you are swallowed up by Tomorrow Jewelry. I will make you pay . Lu Yang, Feng Yuning, just wait for me. I have remembered today’s revenge and will repay it double in the future. Lu Yang, wait until Tianyang Jewelry goes bankrupt and liquidates, then you can acquire it at a very low price. Congratulations . How could it be possible? If it weren’t for your help , things wouldn’t have gone so smoothly. Mr. Lu, you are now worth hundreds of billions. I think even if Tianyang Group doesn’t go bankrupt, it would be easy for you to take it down . Hundreds of billions, husband, can you forgive me? I was just obsessed for a while. I know you still have me in your heart. Can we remarry ? Remarriage is a dream. I guess you are probably attracted by my money again. I was blind before, but I ‘m not stupid now. Lu Yang, you don’t want me now that you are rich. Don’t forget that we have been husband and wife for three years. Get out of here now. Do you want me to kick you out? Get out, Mr. Feng, I still need your help with something . As long as this matter can be done, whether it is gold or jade, I will have as much as you want. Mr. Lu, please sign. You took over the largest sanitary napkin factory in one day and acquired so many supplies. Now I want to see Jiang Yan How dare you shout in front of me? Bring all these supplies to me. Jiang Yan’s three-day period has not yet arrived. Now you are asking for menstrual cloth. Are you trying to rebel? Princess, that’s wrong. Everyone in the palace knows that the emperor’s husband Lu Yang disappeared in this palace with ten carts of garbage. Who knows if he fled for fear of crime ? This Lu Yang is insidious and cunning. As the prime minister of the current dynasty, I naturally won’t gamble the safety of my dynasty with the character of a lowly man. Your Majesty should put the people of the world first and issue a confession of guilt as soon as possible and send people to Dongliang to seek peace. If you can exchange a continent for my Xiliang menstrual The supply of cloth is not a bad idea. The world is really going downhill. When the emperor confronted me in the hall that day, he was confident. Who would have thought that the emperor would escape ? Your Highness, please issue a wanted order for the emperor and bring him to justice. Who of you said that I fled for fear of crime ? Who said that I fled for fear of crime ? Lord Jiang hasn’t come for three days, so you are so anxious to cede land and pay compensation to please your master of Dongliang ? Lu Yang, you are back . Have you brought back the fine cotton needed for menstrual cloth ? Uh, I didn’t bring it. Lu Yang, you dared to come back without all the fine cotton . It is already difficult to gather the fine cotton in three days. Now there are only two days left. I want to see how you can get these 100,000 shi of fine cotton back, Your Majesty. Prime Minister Jiang’s words are rough but the truth is there. Lu Yang is full of nonsense. He dares to talk nonsense in the court. He might as well wait for Dongliang to deliver 100,000 shi of fine cotton. Lu Yang, the annual fine cotton output of Xiliang is less than 100,000 shi. Where did you get so much fine cotton ? Did you secretly communicate with Dongliang and betray your country ? Your Majesty, please put Lu Yang in the sky prison and execute him today. Your Majesty, Lu Yang’s identity is a mystery. He disappeared quietly yesterday. Who knows if he is in collusion with Dongliang ? Although Lu Yang He is the emperor’s husband , but we have to be on guard. Please, Your Majesty, put him in jail and torture him severely. Hey, I haven’t finished speaking when I hear you guys chattering here. I have fine cotton. I haven’t prepared it yet , but I have this . But I have this, Lu Yang. What is this? This is called a sanitary napkin. With it, you don’t need any menstrual cloth at all. It is not only safer and more infection-resistant , but also easier and more comfortable. It is a must-have for thousands of girls. Is it really that powerful? Lu Yang, you don’t know that we women need a lot of menstrual cloths, not just a small piece of white cloth . What ‘s more, this sanitary napkin has never been seen in our Kingdom of Women , Your Highness. Don’t blame me for this. It was the current emperor’s husband Lu Yang. He said he would solve the problem of menstrual expenses for my Kingdom of Women in Xiliang, but he took out a sanitary napkin that I had never seen before. Are you taking all the civil and military officials in my court as fools? Someone drag him out and beat him to death so that he won’t be embarrassed here. It’s Lu Yang. You just took a piece of white cloth and wanted to deceive the people of our Kingdom of Women. You deserve to die. You won’t know if this is feasible . You can try it and know if you have colluded to deceive us. Hey, you old witch, how about we make a bet ? I will let the people of the whole city try it out within seven days and it will be successful. If the people think that sanitary napkins can replace menstrual cloths, you will resign and let me sit for a while. How about the position of Grand Secretary ? If it can’t be replaced, there can’t be no punishment at all, right, Lord Li? If this sanitary napkin can’t replace menstrual cloths, then Lu Yang is guilty of deceiving the emperor, of course he should be executed. Lu Yang, you are too impulsive . For thousands of years, our Kingdom of Women has not had a substitute for menstrual cloths. Although this sanitary napkin is useful , it is simply a pipe dream to expect all women in the country to accept it in just seven days . What’s more, the effectiveness of this sanitary napkin is unclear. I’m afraid it’s useless . Oh, do you have anything to eat? Yingying , you are the empress of Xiliang. The country is in crisis now. Don’t just be greedy for food. Now, the most important thing is to solve the problem of the supply of menstrual cloths . How can you have the energy to deal with state affairs if you don’t eat enough ? Your sister is all my fault. You must not get angry when you have your period . Princess, please don’t try the sanitary napkin. How can you know if it can be used without experiencing it yourself? How does this bathroom work ? Then I’ll try it. If it doesn’t work, we have to make more preparations. At worst , you can escape with your life in seven days . Give it to me , Your Majesty, I haven’t eaten it. What is this bulging thing of yours ? I am the empress of Xiliang. If you dare to lie to me , you will be guilty of deceiving the emperor. Your Majesty, please forgive me. I really didn’t hide any food. Your Majesty, don’t believe it. What is this? This is a lollipop . It’s delicious . Is there any more? This is a rare treasure that only appears once in eight hundred years. Do you think that you can eat it casually when you are Your Majesty? I
… I haven’t eaten anything I haven’t eaten Lu Yang . This sanitary napkin is really better than a menstrual cloth. It is not only extremely soft , but also does not feel like there is anything foreign. That’s natural. This is a product of modern technology, which is much better than a menstrual cloth. By the way, the princess gives you this. This is called a lollipop. Put it in your mouth and it can relieve your previous symptoms of hypoglycemia. Lu Yang, you are so thoughtful. What a liar. What’s the matter with you? It’s rare to see you in eight hundred years. You obviously have so much, but you only gave me one . You are such a stingy guy . Help me , help me, don’t come over here , don’t run, don’t run. Where are you ? Where are you? Oh, where are you ? Where are you? Isn’t it said that you can have children without the water of the Zimu River if you have a man ? What do you know, a girl ? Who would want to have children if you have a man? The taste of a man is wonderful. You, you have lived in vain without this blessing. You are talking as if you have tried a man. It’s not hearsay. Oh, they are gone, they all ran away. How could it be? My God, I am scared to death . Why hasn’t Lu Yang come over yet ? Hey, it’s me , it’s me, it’s me, Lu Yang, why are you like a thief, my aunt, all the women in Xiliang are like hungry wolves. If I hadn’t been quick-witted I was almost skinned alive by them. You are so smooth-talking. Who is your princess? Stop talking nonsense. How are you going to promote your sanitary napkins ? Have you brought the goods? They are all here. Just wait and see. Sanitary napkins are good. Your body will taste good and smell good. What you do will be fun. Throw away the burden and throw away the menstrual cloth . Oh, to solve the menstrual cloth, look at the super absorbent sanitary napkins. Super absorbent sanitary napkins are easy to use and affordable. Where are the men? I clearly heard the voice of a man. It ‘s so boring. I thought there were men. Sisters, please wait. Are you still worried about your menstrual period every month? Are you still irritated about your menstrual period every month? The more you have to be considerate and gentle during those few days , the super absorbent will replace the menstrual cloth and become your good partner for your menstrual period. It sounds better than singing. Sister, I have lived for so many years and have never heard of anything that is better than the menstrual cloth. It’s gone . Wait, are you forcing me to use my big trick? Fat sister on Xiaohe, sisters, next I will show you the effect of our super absorbent sanitary napkins . Fat sister, please run a few laps. OK , bye. My God, sisters, our super absorbent sanitary napkins have super strong absorption Look at all the water. The water absorption is so good. It can absorb a fat man into a thin man. This sanitary napkin is indeed better than menstrual cloth. It can absorb a lot of water . The effect of sanitary napkins is far better than menstrual cloth. It can be used for a long time at night. You deserve it . Buy it. I will buy ten. Your Majesty , the seventh day has arrived. Every household in the city has bought Lu Yang’s sanitary napkins. Moreover, sanitary napkins have completely replaced menstrual cloths throughout the country . Merchants across the country have spontaneously organized to come to Beijing to buy sanitary napkins . As of now, I no longer need them in Xiliang. It’s great that I ‘m restricted by Dongliang. What reward do you want, Your Majesty? I just want the position of Li Daxueshi . Lu Yang, as the emperor’s husband, it’s natural for you to serve the country, but you are greedy for official positions. Aren’t you afraid of being criticized by scholars all over the world ? Your Majesty, I have devoted my life to Xiliang for many years. How can you give up my official position to others just because of a small bet ? What’s more, he is a man. Your Majesty, I don’t accept it. Your Majesty, the king never jokes. If you don’t fulfill the bet, I’m afraid that the world will criticize me, Your Majesty, Xiliang , you can’t do it. Lu Yang presents sanitary napkins and national contributions. Confer Lu Yang as the Grand Secretary of Qifeng Pavilion. Former Grand Secretary Li Shiqi was fined for three years and demoted to the fifth-rank scholar of Qifeng Pavilion. Thank you, Your Majesty, Master. This Lu Yang has ruined my plans many times. I have to think of a way to deal with him. He ‘s useless. As the dignified female chancellor of Xiliang, you are weak , and you hold great power in your hands. You can’t use the power in your hands to help Kuai’er become the emperor’s husband. You also let Lu Yang destroy the cooperation that I have reached with Dongliang after going through so much trouble . What use are you to my great cause? Husband, please calm down. I don’t know where the eldest princess found Lu Yang. He just relies on some tricks. When I am ready, I will definitely eliminate this obstacle. I don’t care. I will become the emperor’s husband. Do n’t worry, I will definitely help you eliminate Lu Yang and help you become the emperor’s husband . Okay, I will also teach all the men in Xiliang at the Men’s Virtue Academy. The task of eliminating Lu Yang will be handed over to you. When Kuai’er becomes the emperor’s husband , it will be my time to restore the hegemony of men. Husband , but now the Dongliang delegation is on the way and will arrive in Beijing soon. I have reached a cooperation with Dongliang. At that time , no matter what conditions they put forward, you must fully cooperate with them. Do you understand, husband ? My lord, I will fully cooperate with you to help you succeed. Dongliang is very powerful, and its emperor is known as Master Sanzang, who is both civil and military. If the emperor’s husband competition can be successfully promoted, Lu Yang will definitely die. Small sanitary napkins can be so popular in Xiliang. If I bring some clothes, bags, cosmetics, etc., the women in Xiliang will go crazy for them. I will be rich. Lu Yang, you take out the sanitary napkins and do a great job . Tell me what reward you want. Gold, calligraphy and paintings, jewelry. Lu Yang, Lu Yang , Your Majesty , jade, I want jade. Do we have jade in Xiliang that is not as valuable as gold? Just give me a hundred or eight thousand kilograms. We do have jade, but how about this ? Since I ascended the throne , I still have no heirs. Let’s have sex . When I give birth to a daughter, I will reward you with a jade mine . Your Majesty, this is not good. It’s broad daylight , and you are so young, I am afraid I will feel guilty . Lu Yang , come to bed quickly, let ‘s have a daughter as soon as possible to reassure my sister, Your Majesty, are you sure you can have a child this way ? Otherwise, my sister said that as long as you sleep with a man, you can have a child. Lu Yang, come up quickly , let’s sleep together. Yingying , it’s bad, the Dongliang delegation has arrived Queen of Xiliang, how dare you refuse to buy my Dongliang’s fine cotton ? Do you want to start a war? You must buy my Dongliang’s fine cotton at ten times the price. Our army of one million is already at the border of Xiliang. We will not return empty-handed. How dare two envoys disrespect your Majesty? Someone , get them out of the city. Wait , Your Highness , are you going to ruin Xiliang’s thousand-year foundation because of your impulse ? Please order your Majesty to hand over the formula of sanitary napkins and buy Dongliang’s fine cotton to prevent the people of Xiliang from suffering . Your Majesty , the military strength of my Xiliang Women’s Kingdom is less than 30% of that of Dongliang. It is really not appropriate to go to war. Please consider the people and hand over the formula . Please hand over the formula . You are a bunch of traitors . Your Majesty, you must not hand over the sanitary napkins. Your Majesty, sanitary napkins are thousands of You must not hand it over . If you don’t, we’ll either go to war or compete in the Imperial Husband Competition. No , Lu Yang , you can’t participate in the Imperial Husband Competition. We’ve lost five games in a row. The previous Imperial Husband lost the competition and was killed on the spot by them. Lu Yang, don’t be impulsive . The Imperial Husband Competition is a life-and-death battle. The Emperor of Dongliang is both civil and military, and you can’t beat him. Damn, is he really that cruel ? I don’t believe this evil. The Emperor Husband now intends to participate in the Imperial Husband Competition in advance. Your Majesty and Your Highness are blocking us. Do you want to protect the Emperor and abandon the people of Xiliang? Your Majesty, Dongliang is very powerful. If we don’t participate in the competition , there may be another war. Please, Your Majesty and the Princess, sympathize with the people of Xiliang. Order the Emperor Husband to the competition . Your Majesty, as the current Emperor Husband, I would rather die standing than live on my knees. Please, Your Majesty, issue an order. In this case, all the ministers will follow me to the border to support the emperor. It’s Luo Yingying. You are the empress of Xiliang, but you found such an ugly man. Why do n’t you surrender with your whole country? I will find you a decent man. Your Majesty has heard that Xiliang is in decline. Even their emperor is an ugly man with a dark and rough appearance. Your Majesty must make Xiliang lose face in this duel . Kill the emperor of Xiliang on the spot. You are going too far. Wu Tinghan, aren’t you afraid that we, Xiliang, will fight to the death with you? Your Majesty, maybe we can win. He said, how do you want to compare? I am the emperor of Dongliang, Xu Zhinan, and you are Lu Yang. How did you, such a dark and ugly freak who doesn’t look like a woman, become the emperor’s husband ? Is the empress of Xiliang blind? You dead sissy, what are you talking about? Stop talking nonsense. How do you want to compare? Comparing magic, Lu Yang, can you cast magic? Of course, Your Majesty, My Ruyi Golden Cudgel can change its size freely. I will show it to Your Majesty if I have a chance. I heard that Xu Zhinan , the husband of Dongliang, is the best husband in the history. He is far from Lu Yang. Not only that, Xu Zhinan is invincible in martial arts and military tactics. He has led troops to defeat our army several times in the border battlefield. How can Lu Yang, a peasant , compare with him ? Xu Zhinan is a man of both civil and military skills and a contemporary hero. Lu Yang, although you have some quick wit , I ‘m afraid you are still no match for Xu Zhinan. Are you sure ? Of course, how can this man say no? Princess Xiliang, the five emperors before and after your previous emperor of Xiliang all died at my hands, so Lu Yang is the sixth. There is a secret place in the east of Dongliang called Qingqiu. These three people seem to be women, but in fact, one of them is a fox demon from Qingqiu . If you can find the fox demon among them , even if you can win , fox demon , no , fox demon, no , are you kidding me? The thousand-year-old fox demon is a seductive beast. As long as it gets close to a man , it will suck the man’s essence . With your small body, you will be sucked into a mummy if you get close. We in Dongliang lost more than a dozen capable men before we caught it. As long as you can find the fox demon within an hour, you will win. You are so despicable . After the fox demon transforms, it is no different from a human being. How can it be found? Your Highness, I have a plan. The fox demon has a body odor that is extremely pungent. I will know it as soon as I smell it. It’s a very pungent body odor. This person is a fox demon. Are you sure it smells so bad? How come this person is also a fox demon? There is only one fox demon . Why don’t you smell her again? If you can’t tell who is the fox demon, you will lose this competition . It ‘s impossible . All three of them have body odor . Could it be that they are all fox demons? This method was expected by this emperor. They are wearing my special body odor sachets. The smell can be said to be the same. Lu Yang, do you know? I don’t know . I’ll tell you a way to make a deal . This fox demon is a fox spirit transformed into a human form. After it is transformed into a human form, it still has a fox tail, but humans definitely don’t have tails. Therefore, the real tail is a demon and the fake tail is a human. You can tell at a glance why I am here . Don’t you want to live ? Have n’t you heard them say that fox demons specialize in sucking men’s essence . Do you want to become a mummy? You believe this? It’s a pity that such a powerful tail is so powerful. Do you want to look at that one again ? Is she a fox demon? This fox tail still has body temperature. She must be a fox demon without a doubt. Princess Dongliang, may I ask which one is the fox demon? It’s over, it’s over. Lu Yang is going to lose. If you die, what will happen to my spicy noodles, cola and instant noodles? Your Majesty, are you looking forward to it? Let’s order. The tails of the three people don’t look fake. They must be fox demons. Wu Tinghan , are you Dongliang trying to trick us? If you really can’t tell them apart, just admit defeat. Your Highness, I have a plan. All you need to do is to have Lu Yang and these three women take turns sleeping together. If two of them have sex in a row and don’t die, then that person is a fox demon. What a vicious conspiracy. Either sacrifice Lu Yang or admit defeat. In any case, Xiliang will suffer a great loss. Your Highness, you only need to sacrifice Lu Yang in this game. If Lu Yang dies, then other emperors can take the field. This time, Xiliang has a good chance of winning. This is not right . This method is indeed not right. Lu Yang , are you going to escape from the battlefield? Humph , Xiliang men are not afraid of death and shrink back. Isn’t it just a small fox demon? I will find it for you now. Humph , you don’t know it when you are about to die. Lu Yang , don’t play tricks and admit defeat as soon as possible. It’s you who is called. It’s you. It’s a pity. It’s a pity that you are not Lu Yang . What do you mean by Lu Yang? What can I mean? The fox demon will appear after death. The true form is revealed. This person is in human form after death. It is obvious that this person is not a fox demon . What a good idea. You only said that you need to identify the identity of the fox demon , but you didn’t say whether it is dead or alive. Sister Zhou Yang is so smart. Damn it. Lu Yao can even crack this. You bunch of useless people. Beautiful girl, are you a human or a demon? No, no, no, don’t. It is obvious that this person is not. What about you, Lu Yang? Enough . After the founding of the country, it is not allowed to become a spirit . How can there be fox demons? These three people all took human form after death. It is obvious that these three people are human , not fox demons. You are deceiving us in this game, right? Humph, what is there to say? This game is yours. What if we win? The second round will be changed to Buddhism. Your Majesty, you don’t know that Xu Zhinan is the reincarnation of Buddha. The people call him Master Zhinan. He has already cultivated Buddhism to the highest level. Master Zhinan’s Buddhism is profound. Lu Yang is just a nobody in front of him. Your Majesty, we are sure to lose. Lu Yang, you have never practiced Buddhism. This time, you are allowed to ask first. If I answer wrong , I will lose. What should I do? You are a bastard who doesn’t take advantage of you. Then I ask you, what is Buddhism ? All living beings are Buddhas . All living beings are Buddhas. This is the realm that only Buddha can reach . Master Zhennan’s realm is profound. This is definitely the most perfect answer. Compared with Lu Yang, Just like a firefly competing with the bright moon for brilliance , it is vulnerable. Hey, you idiots , I haven’t even started yet. Lu Yang, let me ask you, what is Buddha? What is Buddha ? What should I do? Xu Zhennan’s previous answer was already the best answer. No matter what he answered, it couldn’t be better than this. Couldn’t it be the same as his answer? Humph , Your Majesty , that would be inferior. This is tantamount to admitting defeat. The Buddha of the world is so presumptuous. How solemn is the Dharma debate ? How can you be allowed to speak foul language here? Lu Yang, give us an explanation , otherwise you will surely die. Amitabha. Buddha has no form . All living beings in the world can be Buddhas. All forms are false. You don’t understand this principle. You rubbish . What do you mean, sister? Why are they so shocked? Lu Yao, you have the upper hand. How is it possible to see that he is Buddha? Lu Yang, what a good state. Don’t think that I will admit defeat because of these. So that’s it. Have you realized it? Then why are you nodding? Everyone nodded. If you didn’t nod , it means you are stupid. Okay, then I will ask you again why you chant the Buddha’s name . Then I will ask again why chanting the Buddha’s name is naturally to accumulate good causes and get good results. Okay , then I will ask my daughter again Monks in the country all chant Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva. Why does the Bodhisattva have a string of Buddhist beads on his hand like us ? Then, may I ask who Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva is chanting ? Lu Yang, don’t talk nonsense. How can mortals like us know about Bodhisattva’s affairs ? Even if you have the ability, you can tell everyone one by one and let everyone see. Avalokitesvara is still chanting Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva. Why is that? Because he knows it better than us . It’s better to ask yourself than to ask others for help. You , you are making a sophistry. This doesn’t count. Let’s start over. Why should I compete with you again? Is it because you are a pretty boy or because you have a big face ? Luoyang, our two countries have been friends for generations. Don’t let the competition hurt the harmony. If the husband of Dongyang Emperor is unwilling to give up and wants to compete again, Your Highness, if you refuse , won’t it give people a reason to criticize us? My Western Liao is a country of etiquette , how can you be so aggressive ? I did n’t expect that there are still people in your country who understand things. Since this is the case, this game will be decided by one question. Those who believe in Buddhism all want to become Buddhas. This question I ask you how to become a Buddha , how to become a Buddha, Wu Tianhan, you can’t answer this question at all. Lu Yang has not practiced Buddhism, so he ca n’t answer it at all . Your Highness, this Dharma debate is naturally sharp. But how to win? If Lu Yang can’t answer, it’s naturally his own ignorance. Why blame the person who asked the question? Lu Yang didn’t show mercy when he argued before, so why should Dong Liang show mercy? If you want to blame someone, blame Lu Yang for being too sharp. To become a Buddha is to practice. As long as you seek Buddhahood , you can see your mind and nature, and your thoughts can be clear. Then you can practice Zen, do good deeds and accumulate virtues. Look, I gave you a chance, but you are useless. Let me teach you. Lu Yang, if you can’t answer , just admit defeat early. It ‘s a good head. The figure is also good, but it’s a pity that you are too talkative. Yes, Lu Yao, how dare you kill the minister without authorization? This is a capital crime. Well, let me say one more thing, Lu Yang. You and I were discussing Buddhism, but you committed the sin of killing. Well, what do you want to do, you bold lunatic ? What do you want to do? You asked me how to become a Buddha , then I will tell you to put down the butcher knife and become a Buddha on the spot. Amitabha , bare your teeth. You win this game. Your Majesty, you have won two competitions. What about winning the second game? The third game was not a death at the beginning. That’s great. We in Xiliang have never had such a smooth journey in the underworld competition in the past 100 years . Ouyang, you are really amazing. Alas, small tricks are not worth mentioning. Ouyang, if you win the last game, you will be Our Xiliang’s great hero, I have already won two competitions. Why do I have to compete in the underworld competition? It always takes three competitions to win. What if you win the first two competitions? If you die in the third competition, the winner is still me, Xu Zhinan. If you lose this competition again, you don’t have to go back to Dongyang. Lu Yang, if I ca n’t kill you in the last life-and-death competition , I swear I will not be a human being. Xue Zhinan, you can’t afford to lose, right? You are so angry that I don’t bother to argue with you. Humph, if you are still a man, come with me in a life-and-death competition. Life- and-death competition, then tell me how to fight. Life and death are not a matter of life and death. Su Yang, you don’t Who can compare with him ? Xu Zhinan is a martial arts master, the best in Dongliang, and he is also good at modifying weapons. Although you are strong , you have no martial arts skills , so you are definitely not his opponent. We have already won the first two games, so there is no need to compete in the third game. It doesn’t matter. Have you ever seen me lose? Okay, then I will play with you. Xu Zhinan is invincible in the world. Lu Yao , you really don’t know how to live or die. How dare you get on the ring with him ? Lord Jiang, if Lu Yao is beaten to death on the spot, wouldn’t it be a disgrace to us Xiliang people? I will settle accounts with you after I get off the ring. I provoke you again and again. I really think I am made of clay. Hahaha, Lu Yang , you have been fooled. Let me show you the peerless artifact I have researched. Well, shit, hahaha, musket, this musket is made in the Western Regions , with a sound like thunder and a speed as fast as lightning. No bullet misses its target within three meters. You will definitely die today . Shit, is the technology in Dongliang developing so fast? We even have muskets. You can die under the musket with your eyes closed. Sister Lu Yang , is Lu Yang going to lose Dongliang? How could there be such a magical weapon ? If the whole army is equipped with it, my Xiliang will be destroyed. This musket may not be mass-produced. Maybe they got it by coincidence. Humph, no matter what , Bu Yang will be dead today. Humph, Lu Yang, are you scared? If you are scared, just crawl under my crotch and I will spare your life. Humph, which eye of yours saw that I was scared ? Just wait for me. Come on, come on and shoot me. Whoever is afraid of you is a grandson. Humph, Lu Yang, no matter how good your kung fu is, you can knock down an adult with one shot. Times have changed. Haha , it ‘s impossible. Why haven’t you died yet? You don’t think I’m really afraid of your musket. Let me tell you, I’m wearing a bulletproof vest . With this antique in your hand, you can’t even scratch my skin. You’re talking nonsense, I don’t believe it. Come on, hey , ah, Lu Yang, this is sorcery. Where did you come from, monster? All beings are equal under the fire. How could you not be injured ? Humph , you should go down and ask the King of Hell. Uh , oh, what is this? Of course it is something to send you to heaven. Lu Yang You can’t kill me. If you want to kill me, my Dongliang army can destroy you in an instant. Lu Yang, we admit defeat and let you go. Otherwise, don’t blame me for the ruthlessness of Dongliang soldiers . My lord, this era has indeed changed. I hope you can be your king in the next life. Xue Zhinan is dead when he was king in this world. You lose. Come and capture him for me. I’ll see who dares to touch you. Lu Yang, what are you going to do? Wu Tianhan, I give you face and call you Your Majesty . I won’t give you face. I will bury you now. Do you admit defeat ? We, Dongliang, lost in this underworld competition. We will meet again. Let’s go. Hehe, hehe, Luoyang is so magical. If sister, sister, Lu Yang wins, Lu Yang wins . If Dongliang loses, they may not let it go. What are you thinking about? He is already Yingying’s disciple. Lu Yang won this competition. What reward do you want ? Your Majesty, as the emperor’s husband , it is your due to contribute to the country. As for the reward, it’s all up to Your Majesty to decide. Then I will reward you with five gold mountains and ten jade mines. Your Majesty, you are not to be thanked. Your Majesty, hehe, oh my God, I’m so tired. I didn’t expect that the border is so far away from the capital. It almost cost me half my life . Oh, by the way, my jewelry is really good stuff. The glass and colored glaze are still antiques. Such a big night-shining pearl is rich, rich, Luoyang. I reward you with these treasures. Do you like them? I like them very much. Of course, these treasures are carefully selected by me, and they are all good things. Luoyang, do you need anything else? Your Majesty, although these snacks are good , don’t be greedy. You are my imperial husband and you won’t harm me. Why can’t you eat more? Lu Yao , you are so beautiful. You are a minor. The minimum sentence is 3 years and the maximum death penalty is death penalty. Bah, it’s a crime, it’s a crime, uh, Lu Yang, I’m still young now, you give me more food , and when I grow up, we can have children. Where to grow up? Ahem, what’s wrong with you? This is what my sister told me herself. Is there anything wrong? Your Majesty, let’s put the matter of having a child aside for now. I brought a lot of these snacks, don’t worry, I will definitely have enough . That’s great. Lu Yang, according to the custom of our dynasty, you are going to study at Nande College. I thought I would never be able to eat your snacks again. Well, Nande College, my husband, Lu Yang, is very powerful . Even the pillar of the emperor, Xu Zhinan, was defeated repeatedly and ended up with no remains. Husband, let’s not fight him, okay? Well, Jiang Yan, you spent a huge amount of money to bribe Dongliang officials to jointly cut off the supply of the capital. You took great pains to facilitate the emperor’s big money. It’s impossible for me to give up now . My husband , Lu Yang, has many tricks. Even Li Shiqi was killed by them . We united all the officials to report to the ancestral system and let Lu Yang come to me. I don’t believe it when I study at Nan De College. In my territory, I can’t even beat Lu Yang. Huh, father, you are the vice president of Nan De College. If that bastard Lu Yang dares to come, you must deal with him well . Don’t worry, this time I will make Lu Yang lose his reputation and die without a burial place. Such a big scene is to welcome me. It’s rare that Li Yi, a student of the college, had an affair with the guard of the college and paraded him through the streets. It’s unfair. We really love each other. Huh, as a man in Xiliang, I should abide by the Three Obediences and Four Virtues. What’s more, I am a student of Nan De College. I have had a relationship with a woman before I got married. You have brought shame to Nan De College. That is, if you are not married, obey your mother . If you are married, obey your wife . Sons follow women, you are not married yet, you don’t observe male virtues all day long , don’t talk about men, don’t care about men’s appearance , don’t learn men’s skills, the three obediences and four virtues are all thrown behind your mind. If it weren’t for the scarcity of men, you would have died without a doubt. You just came and arranged such a big show for me. Are you trying to show me your power, Dean? The woman is not married and the man is not married. This is a free love. There is no need to make such a big scene, right? You are the emperor’s husband of the dynasty. Lu Yang Humph, it’s rare that the dean of the academy is respected, and you, a mere local husband, dare to act wild. Qin Kuai, continue the execution. What are you doing? Continue to recite the Nan De Sutra. No one can stop before the behavior is over. The wife responds, don’t delay. The wife orders, don’t be lazy, the wife’s teachings must be listened to. This Qin Hui has bad intentions, Dean first All done. Well, don’t say you are just a ninth-rank official. Even if you are a local husband , if you don’t observe male ethics , you will be beaten with a stick and paraded through the streets . Drag him out. Huh , since you have come to Nan De College, you must study Nan De Sutra well. This old guy is really coming for me . Hey, Dean, I am upright and don’t need to worry about me. Huh , that may not be the case. Dean, there is a woman holding a child outside the door. The bed is high and the ground is covered. Abandoning wife and children. Abandoning wife and children. How could this happen? Lu Yang, as the current emperor, did not set an example and actually did such a despicable thing as abandoning his wife and children. Someone, arrest Lu Yang and bring him to the main hall for trial. Yes , then I’ll see what you are up to. A trick. Huh , hey, I can walk by myself. Calm down. No need to do anything. Have you done everything? Dad, don’t worry . Lu Han will die today. Huh , hahahahahaha, sir. Who is he kneeling in the hall and what is he suing for? He’s pretending. What is he doing here? Shouldn’t you know best? How dare Lu Yang, that lowly villain, be so rude and seek death? Um , hahaha, sir. I have been living in seclusion in the mountains with Lu Yang. We have long been married and have children. Who knew that one day Lu Yang suddenly disappeared without even a letter. I was worried and went down the mountain to look for him. Who knew that he actually abandoned us, an orphan and a widow , and became the current underworld. Please, sir, help me. What is going on? Someone, arrest Lu Yang for me. Get up and torture Lu Yang. Arrest Lu Yang and torture him. Qin Hui wants to convict me without any evidence. This is too ridiculous. Lu Yang, you are greedy for power and abandoned your wife in the mountains. You are a scum among men. You dare to ask us for evidence . You are rebelling. We at Nan De College don’t need evidence to convict. I said, how come Lu Yang seemed to appear out of thin air? The time mentioned by this woman was just before His Majesty’s wedding. I didn’t expect Lu Yang to be such a person. I think what this woman said is true. Is there any woman in the world who dares to gamble her reputation to wrongly accuse a man? Lu Yang, you are a scum among men. You endured humiliation and faked your death. Lu Yang, you abandoned your wife and children first and refused to plead guilty later. This court The chief sentenced you to immediate execution. Do you have any objection? You sentenced your uncle to death without any evidence. Aren’t you afraid that His Majesty and the princess will kill all your clans? Once you die, I will be the underworld . Who will care about a dead person? Hahaha, you want to kill me with your blood? You are dreaming. Huh? What are you still standing there for? Lu Yang dared to resist arrest and was executed on the spot. Stop it . Qin Hui, although you are the president of Nan De College , it is ridiculous to intend to kill the emperor’s husband based on one-sided words . Hey, the concubine said, please. Since you said he is your husband, do you have any evidence? Go back to the president. The child in my arms is Lu Yang’s son. If he doesn’t recognize it, we can do a blood test and know Lu Yang. What do you have to say? Huh, just test it. I want to see what tricks you are playing. Child, now your father doesn’t recognize you, so you are wronged today. This orphan and widow are really pitiful . Lu Yao is really not a man. The world is going downhill. The world is going downhill. The blood is melting. This child is definitely Lu Yang’s flesh and blood. Let’s see how he denies it. Lu Yang abandoned his wife and children. The evidence is solid. Why don’t you plead guilty and be punished quickly? What a bullshit evidence. This blood test is also called evidence. Lu Yang’s blood test is a method of testing kinship that has been passed down since ancient times. Different bloodlines are incompatible. You still dare to quibble ? Don’t you take the Concubine Dowager and the Dean seriously? The blood test is for legitimate kinship. You are simply talking nonsense . Lu Yang’s chicken blood test has come true. Why don’t you plead guilty? How shameless! You are also a man, Lu Yang. What do you mean ? Everyone, I will be there soon . Lu Yang, what do you want to do ? Hey , Lu Yang, stop struggling . You are dead. Qin Hui, hurry up and call me dog daddy. Hey, Jin Kuai , do you dare to bleed with this dog ? Lu Yang, you dare to insult me, Jin Kuai . As long as your blood is compatible with this dog’s blood , I will admit the crime . How can human blood and dog blood be compatible ? You are looking for death, but you can’t blame me. Eh , hum, Rong Le, ah, Qin Kuan, hurry up and call me dog daddy, Lu Yang, this is a sorcery . How could my father be a dog? If he is not your father, then he is your son. That’s enough. Lu Yang dared to use sorcery to confuse people in public. Where does my Nan De College stand? Someone , take this evildoer who is harming Xiliang out and tie him up in the courtyard. I will burn him to death . Qin Hui, in my Xiliang, when will it be the turn of the dean of Nan De College to give orders? Go and play, tell me who ordered you. Your little girl was bewitched for a while, and no one ordered her. No one ordered her. If you don’t say anything, no one can protect you. ah Ah , drag her away. This woman slandered the emperor and his husband. It’s not a pity that she should die . This dean was so angry that his blood boiled and he couldn’t control himself. Humph, I hope the Queen Mother will forgive me. Dean Qin is really good at tricks. It’s just that Dean Qin killed a woman in public . Is this the three obediences and four virtues that Dean Qin taught everyone? I don’t need to explain to you how I act. Is it because of your status as the dean or because of the three obediences and four virtues that you copied from who knows where? Tao Te Ching , those are just tools you use to deceive students. As the dean, you don’t set an example, don’t make progress, and don’t set an example for the students. You actually want to use the rotten feudal ethics to restrain and oppress men. What crime should you be punished for? Lu Yao, stop talking nonsense. Am I wrong? No wonder all the men in Xiliang are like sissy, all of them are What you are doing behind my back, fawning and flattering, is no different from the cats and dogs you keep at home. Your husband, Lu Yang, is really hateful, but you can’t get angry about it. Hey, Yan’er, why can’t you even get rid of Lu Yang? If you can get rid of him, why would we end up like this? Father, I’m a little surprised that the students in the academy are suspicious of me now . How can I get to that position? Husband, take me to get rid of Lu Yang. After I get rid of Lu Yang, your dream will definitely come true. Husband , I have a plan . Aren’t you in charge of the imperial kitchen? Why not go all out and let the imperial chef poison Lu Yang in the food ? This plan is feasible. Yan’er, quickly arrange the poisoning and don’t let your husband down. Then your husband will wait for my news . Hmm , how is the situation at the Qiuhe border? Qiuhe, hey Qiuhe, yes, Your Highness , I have seen everything that should and should not be seen. What do you know? Lu Yang, you are so bold that you dare to break into my bedroom late at night . Get out of here quickly . Oh, Your Highness, you are being polite . Just get out of here. Oh, what a pity for the musket manufacturing plan in my hand . I didn’t expect that the dignified Princess of Xiliang would actually refuse to let in the hero who presented the plan. Stand still, you are waiting there. Qiuhe, quickly ask the imperial kitchen to prepare some snacks and send them up. Where is Lu Yang’s plan? Well, since the last Dongliang competition, they have been unwilling to deliver the bet. Instead, they have gathered troops on the border and are eyeing us covetously. If you can really make these weapons, Dongliang can be destroyed with a wave of your hand. Well, peace can only be maintained within the range of muskets. Do you really expect this dramatic competition to expand the territory? Hm mDidn’t the imperial kitchen teach you the rules? Why don’t you leave ? You stay here to watch Lu Yang die with your own eyes. You stay here to watch Lu Yang die with your own eyes. What do you mean? I have put arsenic in all the snacks. Lu Yang will definitely die today. I put arsenic in the ancient times. There is really no novelty. It is still the same old arsenic. Fortunately, I was prepared. Whose police guns and dogs are in our P city ? Your Highness will know. Princess , be careful , ah ah, press it down. Princess, your subordinates are late to rescue you. Are you okay? What’s wrong with you ? Lu Ya, Lu Ya, Your Highness, I, I’m fine, I think I can still save you, but you seem to have pressed me down, Your Highness, I’ll go and call the imperial physician, wait, wait, I’ve been poisoned by the world’s most poisonous arsenic, Princess, don’t waste your energy on me anymore, Your Highness , I’ll go and call the imperial physician. Lu Yang, Lu Yang, are you okay? The imperial physician is very skilled. I will definitely cure you. Lu Yang, his medical skills are not as good as mine. Do you count on him ? Ha ha ha Lu Yang, ah ah Lu Yang, Your Highness, there is no other way. Before I die, can you agree to one small request of mine? I will satisfy all your requests as long as you don’t die. Your Highness Princess Lu Yao, I love you . Before I die, can you kiss me, oh oh oh oh, Your Highness, can we be husband and wife in the next life ? Lu Yao, I promise you, Lu Yao, don’t die , Lu Yao, Lu Yao, weren’t you poisoned? Your Highness, I can’t be with you . I will die with my eyes open. Then you go and die. How long are you going to pretend ? Oh, it’s a medical miracle. I didn’t expect that the princess’s kiss could actually cure arsenic poison. Hum, this great discovery, I must record it in the book. Goodbye, Lu Yang, Lu Yang, you are Yingying’s brother-in-law. If I am with you , I will be sorry to Yingying. I think if there is a next life I will, I will . Let ‘s talk about it in the next life . No , no. News came from the palace that Yu Chu had failed. You, as the female governor of Xiliang , can’t even handle such a small matter. Dad, this Lu Yang is too difficult to deal with. Nothing good has happened since he appeared. If it weren’t for Lu Yang, Dad’s great cause would have been accomplished long ago, and I would have become the crown prince. The era when men are in charge has long arrived . Well, this Lu Yang is indeed a rare talent in the world, but it’s a pity that we can’t use him. Dad, I think that since Lu Yang is a man , he must be lustful. Why do n’t we start from this aspect ? I’ll arrange to find someone to seduce Lu Yaoman. Hey, my lady, are n’t you one of the most beautiful women in Xiliang? Why do you need to look for others? Qin Hui, I’m your woman . How dare you let me seduce other men? Please, my lady, make some sacrifices to achieve great things, without being fussy about trivial matters. Mom , your relationship with Dad is indestructible, and you leave Dad behind for such a small matter. Yes, my lady, if I can achieve great things, I will definitely do it for my husband. I’ll make you the queen and never let you down. No need. I promise you this just once, but there will be no friendship between you and me. Hahaha, my dear wife, if you can successfully seduce Lu Yang, just send a message to your husband. If you fail , you have to wait for an hour. After an hour, I will bring people in to catch the adulterer. By then, whether it succeeds or not , Lu Yang will not be a threat to us. Hahaha, hum, you fool, you don’t know how to be sympathetic to women at all. Wanqing, I have a special talent and I can’t control it. Huh , hum, Your Highness, Jiang Yan is outside the palace to ask to see the emperor’s husband, Emperor Lu Yang. It’s so late, what does Jiang Yan want to see you for ? Qiuhe, is Jiang Yan here alone? Is it Wanqing, believe it or not ? He must have come to seduce me? It ‘s a daydream. Jiang Yan, but our country’s female prime minister has never been interested in men. It’s impossible to seduce you, Qiuhe, let him in, it’s Wanqing, you hide first , we can tell whether it is or not at a glance, um, you, oh, Jiang Nucheng , why did you come alone in the middle of the night and wear such sexy clothes to see me ? Is it because The handsome and elegant husband of this emperor came to throw himself into my arms. Lu Yang, I came here for you today. This Jiang Yan is dressed so presumptuously. How shameless! Jiang Nucheng, I really don’t know what’s wrong with me that you care about. Du Yang was first a member of the Yue clan and then a big pen. It all proves that your literary talent and martial arts are rare in the world, but you are willing to be a husband in this palace. You look at Luo Yingying, that yellow-haired girl, all day long. Don’t you feel wronged at all ? Jiang Nuchao , why is this? Luo Yingying is just a yellow-haired girl who knows nothing. I don’t believe that she can satisfy you . How shameless! Jiang Nuchao, what do you want to do? Lu Yao, I can be your woman . You just need to submit to me. How good is it? How can you do this in broad daylight? I promise you, I promise you, you, why did you agree so quickly? Jiang Nucheng said jokingly . Your appearance is so beautiful in Xiliang that it is stunning. Naturally, I have admired you for a long time . Since I have decided to surrender, Jiang Nucheng, let’s see your sincerity Don’t you agree? You… Wait first. Wait for what? Are you going to inform Jiang Nvcheng? Since I have decided to surrender, you have to let me know who is behind you. How can I , who is behind me ? Since you don’t tell me, do n’t blame me for being rude . Wait a minute, ah ah, no, no . If I don’t go out to inform them, they will come to catch me. As expected, I am the current emperor after all. How dare I let you come alone without any preparation ? Qiu He tells the guards to bring new guns and cannons. Anyone who dares to get close to the bedroom will be shot to death. Jiang Nvcheng, you’d better pray that they can survive. Lu Yao and Qin Hui can die, but I only have Qin Hui as a son. I beg you to spare him, okay? Take him away and take good care of me . Da da da da da, let go. Wan Qing , what do you mean? Hum, and you dare to ask if you like Jiang Yan, my princess ? I do all this for his majesty and your princess. You, I am willing to sacrifice myself to lure the enemy in order to get information. My innocence has been tarnished, and you still hit me and quibble. Princess , please compensate me quickly, oh my, ah, ah, something bad has happened. Bribe and escape to the border as soon as possible. Guodong has rebelled. His Majesty said that as long as you can hand over Lu Yang and send 200 men to our military camp and then open the city gate to welcome our army into the city, you can live safely. Queen of Xiliang, don’t be ungrateful. Hum, I won’t agree. You should give up on this idea. Your Majesty, Dongliang is powerful and has joined forces with our border army. Now we have no soldiers and no generals. What should we do? Your Majesty, Lu Yang himself does not abide by the male ethics, and he also intends to seduce other men to get rid of women together The control of the border soldiers also led to the situation that the border soldiers united with Mongolia to rebel. It would be better to hand over Lu Yang first to calm the anger on the border. Your Majesty might as well agree to the demands of the border soldiers to appease the people . At the very least, it can delay the enemy’s offensive . Are you trying to force the palace? The mere Dongliang can be destroyed with a wave of the hand . What’s there to worry about? How dare you, a man , not take Dongliang seriously ? When our Majesty breaks through your Xiliang capital, you will definitely be sent to the Jiaofangsi to see how you can still be stubborn . Coward, come here, drag him out and chop him up! The two armies are fighting, and the envoys are not killed . You can’t kill me, you are a shit, chop the envoy up! Reply to Dongliang Let’s say their messenger accidentally fell into a manure pit and drowned. As for surrendering, it’s already time for him to dream about his Spring and Autumn Period. He only cares about eating his sister, and you eat Luyang too. How long are you going to play until? It hurts , it … It’s drawn . Xiuhua makes the clothes according to this look. Not bad, not bad. Ali papa, the mission must be accomplished. Lu Yang, what does this mean? Don’t worry about it for now . I’ll take you somewhere. Hey , hey, the auspicious time has arrived . Alibaba Shopping Center is officially open today . Hahahahahahahahaha . Lu Yang, what is this for? This is of course the place where the rebels collapsed. Wait and see the show. Fairies, please come in . Take a walk. Go in and have a look. Hey, Lu Yao, well, what on earth is this place for? Why are there so many common people? They are all hired. As for what they do , shopkeeper, Your Highness , do you want to buy anything? The more powerful the weapon, the better. Your Majesty , tell the shopkeeper what you want to eat. What I want to eat, Your Majesty. All the food types in our store are here. Please choose . What is that braised spicy strip? Please wait, No. 007. Your Majesty, these are all the products related to braised spicy strips sold in our store. Please consume rationally. I want one of them all . No Two OK, Your Majesty, the goods you ordered will be delivered before today’s curfew, and you can pay on delivery. The categories are complete , the products are novel , and what a magical store. You don’t have to carry them yourself, and any amount you buy can be delivered to your home. That’s great. I want to buy too, I want to buy too, I want to buy too, and I also want everyone not to be anxious. Today is the grand opening sale , so I will give you some benefits. Wow, hahaha, what does this mean ? The so- called today’s preferred choice is that your majesty, in order to express gratitude to the people of Xiliang, selects one product every day for limited purchase, and can be settled with gold. Of course, people without money can also shop. Today’s daily preferred choice is a pack of sanitary napkins. What’s free? You only need the gold that can be found on the roadside. Your majesty is so kind. Isn’t that giving it to me for free? Thank you, Your Majesty, thank you, Your Majesty, don’t be anxious, there is a second benefit, “Cut a lot ” The so- called “Cut a lot ” means that anyone who consumes in this store can get a discount here . Come and try it. Come on, come on, hum, congratulations to this sister for getting a 30% off coupon. Wow, hahaha, that’s 30% off. Of course, our store The coupons are fair and honest . Not only can you bargain by yourself , you can also call your relatives and friends to come here to bargain. If you invite one person, you can bargain one more time. You can bargain up to 5 more times and enjoy super discounts. This is too affordable. I will call my sisters to bargain together. The things in this store are good and the prices are favorable. I also want to bargain. What are you waiting for? Quickly gather your relatives and friends to come here to bargain. I only have 4 quick ones. Hahaha, yeah , hey, help me bargain . If I get a 10% discount, I will give you a month’s worth of rouge and powder. Good bye . Hey, you must help me bargain for a 10% discount later. Hey, 40% off, 40% off, 40% off, okay, okay, if you didn’t win, you will get it quickly. 10% off, 10% off, 10% off, 10 % off, 10% off , 10% off. So many people come, Your Highness, do you know what women are most keen on? Of course, it’s buying, buying, buying. No woman can resist the joy of shopping, especially free shopping. Hum, I want to buy, I want to buy, I want to buy, I want to buy, I want to buy, I want to buy, I want to buy, Your Majesty is very happy. After Alibaba from the underworld was tried out nationwide, all the rebels disappeared overnight and were dragged away by people they knew and hacked to pieces. Not only that, the Dongliang army also fled to our country in large numbers and went to Alibaba under an assumed name to shop. May I ask Your Majesty how to deal with it? Since you have come to my Xiliang , you are the people of my Xiliang. Order that all the people who join my Xiliang will be registered. In addition, customized flyers will be sent to the entire Dongliang. All Dongliang people who are willing to join my Xiliang can enjoy the first-class treatment of my Xiliang people. In addition, anyone who captures the Qin father and son and the Dongliang empress Tinghan will be cleared from the shopping cart . Dajiang , haha, your majesty, come and eat melon seeds. Ouyang, now the civil strife in my Xiliang women’s country has been settled. What are you talking about , sister ? Sister said that I am old enough to have children. He taught me the countdown to time travel. 198765 No, 43210 Haha, Lu Yang, you lied to me again . I think if there is a next life, I will definitely . I will talk about the next life in the next life . feel i feel i feel Take me back to the Kingdom of Women, why don’t you shine? Shine quickly Hey, hey , after that time , Yu Zui laughed for no reason, I can never go back to the Kingdom of Women in Xiliang I have checked all the historical records, the Kingdom of Women has long been buried in the dust of history without a trace , and is all this just a dream? Big news: Tourists have discovered an underground secret room in the Kuche Palace, experts believe that this is the site of the Kingdom of Women in Xiliang a thousand years ago. The magical thing is that this painting was originally a portrait of the last princess, and it suddenly disappeared. Even more magical is that it is said that someone saw it on Hotstan Street in late autumn. This is not a dream, it is real. Huaqiang, wait for me , I’ll go find you now. Cry car, love, here I come, hey, brother , why haven’t you seen this woman? Hey, boss, have you seen this person? Have you ever seen it? And Wanqing, where are you? We finally got a clue . Are we going to make mistakes again in this life ? Weiqiang Weiqiang is you , not him. Wanqing loves to be lively. She always thinks about finding delicious food for Yanyan when she goes out. If she knew what delicious food there is in Kuche, she would be able to find him. Hey, beauty, what is this that you are eating ? Oh, this is a specialty of our Kuche. Yongjiang Honey Snow Melon is fragrant and sweet. Try it. Oh, by the way, is there anything else delicious in Kuche? Of course, it is Xinjiang baked buns and Xinjiang Honey Snow Melon . The delicious Kuche small white apricots. If we say that the most famous one is our Kuche small white apricots, they are sweet and sour , nutritious and delicious. They can also lose weight, beautify the lungs, eliminate phlegm, clear away heat and detoxify. If you want to eat it, they are sold on Restan Street. What’s up? Where is the ball ? Is everything my illusion ? Hey, are you waiting for me? It’s really you , Lu Yao. Long time no see. Hehehehehehehe

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