單身十年廢物小夥意外穿越回到古代當皇帝，後宮三千佳麗小夥每晚都當新郎，直至身體被掏空#短劇#窮小子逆襲#爽文#雷凌短劇社No1Drama

單身十年廢物小夥意外穿越回到古代當皇帝，後宮三千佳麗小夥每晚都當新郎，直至身體被掏空#短劇#窮小子逆襲#爽文#雷凌短劇社No1Drama

Let’s go straight. Brother, how was your drink today ? Okay? Not bad? What’s wrong with you ? What are you looking at? Look again and I’ll dig your eyeballs out. Let’s not talk about dialects. Beauties, that ‘s right, haha. Let’s go, brother . I’ll take you to a stimulating and exciting place. What kind of place is that? Haha, you’ll know when you get there. I’m not bragging . You’ve definitely never seen it. Or I’m just playing wild. Wait for me. I’ll pee first . I’ll go too . I ‘ll show you what an emperor enjoys. Good emperor, emperor, hey, you have uniform temptation in KTV. It ‘s very creative. Uniform temptation, emperor, what are you talking about, emperor, you call me emperor, damn , that’s how it is. I have traveled through time and became the biggest fool of Long Tang Kingdom. Your Majesty, are you okay? Concubine Xiao Shu is so beautiful. This is the treatment of being an emperor. What Wen He said is right. It is indeed the emperor’s enjoyment . Your Majesty, why do you look at such a beautiful woman ? A moment of spring night is worth a thousand gold. The night is long. Please let me love you very much. Your Majesty, be gentle. Are you dissatisfied with the concubines? No, no, no, um, please give a simple self-introduction. The commoner Xinyu is from Suzhou and Hang. The commoner Chunjiao is from Kaihua Chunjiao. The people are coming to take her to Shenhu. Your Majesty, Your Majesty, the commoner Yazhi is from Guangnan . The commoner Yinping is from Wuding. The people are coming to take her out and beat her to death with sticks . Your Majesty, what did I do wrong ? You look like this. This is your worst. Big mistake ah, Your Majesty, please leave. Your Majesty , I am Sakura from Yongchang. You look like this, but you are so annoying that I don’t even want to eat cherries. Someone come and chop me to death. Just let me go. I am ugly, but I am quite strong-willed. Ha , what a pity. I am … Hey, Your Majesty, you didn’t say who to kill . Look, both of them were killed for you. Um, I am about to get a stye after looking at all these ugly girls for a whole day. Didn’t I tell you to lock up Xinyu and Yazhi to serve you in your bed? Where are they? Um, the concubines have all been sent out of the palace by Concubine Su. Get out of here. Your Majesty, are you dissatisfied with me? Concubine Xiao Shu is so beautiful. How could I dissatisfied with Concubine Xiao Shu? A night of beauty It’s worth a thousand gold. The night is long. Please let me love you. Your Majesty, please be gentle. Uh, uh, be gentle. How did you become a eunuch ? Your Majesty, I have been a eunuch for many years and I don’t have a penis . Your Majesty , I got it wrong. I am the emperor now , why am I a eunuch? OK, continue. I remember that you know martial arts. Your Majesty , after more than 20 years of practice, my martial arts have been slightly improved. Great, it must be the Sunflower Manual. Your Majesty, this old slave does n’t know how to use the bone-melting cotton palm. This old slave doesn’t know how to use it either. Hey, you don’t know how to use this or that, so you are definitely not a master. Forget it, I will go and see my own gold and silver mountains. Hehe, Your Majesty, please take care of my gold and silver mountains. Pull it all out so that I can feel good . Your Majesty, I didn’t know that Your Majesty would come to visit me in person . What is that? Give me some gold so I can see it. Oh, Your Majesty, our Longtang Kingdom doesn’t even have a few taels of silver left , let alone gold. Moreover, we still owe 1.8 million taels of military rations and 2.6 million taels of river construction. What’s going on? Did you corrupt officials embezzle all my money? Your Majesty, we dare not commit such embezzlement. Then what about my silver? Have you forgotten? I am too busy with national affairs. How can I remember such a small matter? Why did you ask me to come ? Your Majesty has never forgotten the affairs of the harem. Hey, are you bringing a joke into the group? Why are you talking so much nonsense ? I mean you embezzled military rations to build the Golden Phoenix Pavilion for Concubine Su, etc. Wait, wait, wait, you mean I embezzled military rations. The emperor also said that he would use the best materials and the best craftsmen. Hey, this Golden Phoenix Pavilion is already the most luxurious palace in our Longtang Kingdom. It seems that I was really a tyrant before. This won’t work . I can’t do anything without money. I have to call a meeting with the ministers first. No court . Wen and I will arrange it . Uh, the emperor never went to court before. What happened today? Longtang Kingdom is in such a mess now. If I do n’t work harder, my kingdom and beauty will become someone else’s. I am willing to devote my life to the revival of Longtang Kingdom. I will never give up until I die. Oh, my dear, seeing you so excited , I am very pleased. Whether I can have three palaces , six courtyards and seventy-two concubines as soon as possible depends on you . No, whether the people can live a good life depends on you. My dear, please work hard. I declare that you will be appointed as the Minister of Finance. From now on, you have the final say on the country’s finances. Uh , I have a question. What is the difference between the Minister of Finance and the Minister of Revenue ? Uh, with your IQ, it is difficult to explain it to you clearly. Let’s have a meeting. What is IQ ? You lack that. I lack a lot. Your Majesty , drive to the top. Long live the emperor. Long live the emperor. Long live the emperor . Oh, this feeling of being the only one is so cool. This trip is worth it . All the ministers stand up and thank your majesty. Why don’t you Meet the Prime Minister, Lord Su. Your Majesty, Lord Su may have been delayed by something. You are so arrogant. I am late for my first court session. Humph, you are so arrogant in front of the emperor. You are obviously a traitor. I am here to see your majesty. I am late because I brought my spirit beast into the palace . I hope your majesty will forgive me. Lord Su, don’t you know that pets are forbidden in the court? Your Majesty, this is not a pet . This is the ancient spirit beast, the North Ming War Wolf . Well , this is a war wolf, isn’t it just a dog? Your Majesty, you are wrong . This is the North Ming War Wolf that is said to be able to make the dynasty prosperous. Why don’t you believe it ? If you don’t believe it, you can ask them.
This minister, then you can tell your majesty about my North Ming War Wolf. Humph Lord Su’s words make sense. Look at this fur with a holy aura and its resolute and fierce eyes. Such a Warrior Wolf’s divine wings must have been given by an immortal. Yes, yes, yes . This Warrior Wolf is extraordinary and auspicious. It is a thing from the world, but a good omen sent from heaven. Lord Su, if you get this divine object, our dynasty will have hope of prosperity. Damn, this is a replica of calling a deer a horse, mistaking a dog for a wolf. My dear ministers, you all think this is a good omen. Come here, tell me if this is a good omen . Your Majesty , this good omen sent from heaven is a blessing from the Dragon Hall. You , your Majesty, this is the North Ming Warrior Wolf. Stop, stop, stop, stop. Come here to me, little fat man , tell me again. What is this revelation? Your Majesty, this is a wolf , hahahaha, okay, a wolf, right? Now someone is impeaching you for corruption. Is it true that you accepted bribes and robbed women ? Your Majesty, I am innocent. You mean I have wronged you? Your Majesty , your godfather, please save me. No , I did all this for Su Rongbing. How dare you kill an official appointed by the court? Your Majesty, I am the last emperor to appoint the Prime Minister. I have the power to deal with all officials. I will kill any corrupt official . Don’t make trouble for no reason. Damn, is there still law here? Calm down. Someone take down Su Rongbing . Your Majesty, Lord Su has done great things for his own good and has no faults. I beg Your Majesty to revoke your order. Who the hell, if you take down Su Rongbing, I will make him the leader of the imperial army. What are you going to do next? Your Majesty, I suddenly remembered that the commander was my father. I have something else to do, so I ‘ll withdraw first. I, Li Yannian, am willing to eliminate the traitors for the emperor and restore peace to the court. I did n’t expect that Lord Li is still so old and strong. If we take down Si Longbing, the next prime minister will be you , Lord Li, I’ll help you . Your Majesty, if it weren’t for the old ministers who fought east and west and worked hard all these years, there would be no Dragon Hall prosperity today , and how could you sit on this dragon throne steadily ? If it relied on these useless civil officials, the Dragon Hall would have perished long ago. I advise you not to worry about the affairs of the court, and go to the harem to enjoy yourself at ease. You…hahahahahahahahahaha, how can you withdraw from the court ? Oh, oh, Amitabha, my precious son, what happened to you? I heard On your first day in court, you had a quarrel with Lord Su. That Su Rongbing is a treacherous minister. He actually called a dog a wolf. The most hateful thing is that all the civil and military officials in the court are accomplices to him. Look, you have made my precious son angry. I know you have been wronged , but the way to be a monarch is to stick to power and strategy and to use people in a balanced way. Now the emperor has begun to care about state affairs, which is a good thing , but the son of a rich family should not sit in the hall. No matter what he does, he must pay attention to the method and must not be rash and impulsive. What your mother said is, but now your son has no one to use. How can the emperor have no one to use? For example, Chief Steward Wen. I know what to do. Please ask your mother to rest in the harem and wait for good news from your son. Haha, okay, okay, I believe that as long as the emperor is willing to work hard, you will be able to govern Longtang Kingdom well. Your son and I respectfully send off your mother, the Queen Mother Wen He. I have an important matter for you to handle , ah ah ah ah ah, let me go, you have entered my gym, you have no say, you have to cut it today whether you want to or not, no ah ah ah, no, please show mercy , Lord Wen, why did you come to this dirty place? Don’t pollute your eyes, I want to take these people away, but they haven’t been purified yet. Are you teaching me how to do things ? I dare not, no , just take them away, Chief Steward Wen . The emperor found a few eunuchs who had not been purified. Is it your lord ? Do you have any instructions? These little eunuchs can’t cause any trouble, so don’t worry about them, but you must I’m keeping a close eye on the Queen Mother’s every move. Yes, go ahead and pay your respects to the Emperor . Yes , raise your head and let me see your name. Your Majesty, my name is Wei Dabao, Erbao, and Sanbao . Oh, this is really God’s help to me . Oh , my God . Yes, good , good, good , this is the world-class magic skill that I taught you personally. Remember it? Yes, practice well. As long as you defeat Su Rongbing , I will make you the front guards of the Wei Dynasty. Otherwise , I will shoot your dicks to death. Yes, yes, hum , take it and practice well. Yes, who is it? Your Majesty, why are you hiding here instead of going to work ? Your Majesty, there is not a penny in the treasury now . My salary has not been paid for a long time. Go, go, go. I asked you to manage the money , not to cry about being poor . You have no money, no money. I want to go, but I really have no other choice. If you really can’t, just go and raise funds. Your Majesty, how do you raise funds? I see that those ministers are all very rich, aren’t they all fat and bloated ? State affairs are difficult now. Let them go out less and drink more, donate the money they save to the court , and get through the current difficulties first. By the way, you changed your name for me. Why is the Minister of Finance called Wu Jing? How unlucky . Well, please give me a name, Your Majesty. From now on, you will be called Wuqiong , which means “Wujin “. When you put it together, it means “Wujin “. In this way, you will have endless money in the future, right? Thank you, Your Majesty. I like this name , hahaha, stop it. How dare you, a jerk, to attack me? It was the Queen who attacked me first. I was just defending myself. Do you really think you can have a dragon seed just by climbing onto the bed? What are you guys showing me? Hurry up and take you to the cold palace. I’ll see who dares to do this. Stop it, Qin Yi. How dare you yell at me ? You’re so brave! How dare you call me by my real name ? Humph, this Concubine Su is so beautiful , but she just has a bad temper . But what can be wrong with a beauty ? The only thing wrong is her brother. It’s all Su Rongbing’s fault for not teaching my beauty well. Concubine, why are you so angry? Did I do something wrong ? Qin Yi, you favored this little bitch behind my back. Your Majesty , tell me, you look so cute, why do you have such a bad temper ? And you , why did you provoke him? Okay, stop arguing, come on , good sisters, hug me. This matter has been put to rest. Ah, hum, hum. You are both my dearest ones. You, ah , go back first. Um, come back to the room with me , Your Majesty . Hum, go back, go back, my beloved concubine, tell me what you are angry about . My entire palace has been destroyed by you two. Only the two of you are left. Can’t you share my worries? There is a brother who can share the emperor’s worries. Don’t mention him to me. He gets angry when you mention him. Your Majesty, you said that I am enough. Okay, okay, now you are enough. Then let’s get down to business. Your Majesty, Your Majesty, can’t you see that I’m busy? If you don’t need your brain , just donate it. Do you know what it means to be worth a thousand gold coins? Lord Su just went to the treasury to get a cart of silver and said he was going to donate it to the court. He ‘s well-informed. I haven’t even opened my mouth yet. He asked Wuqiong to go to the treasury to see if it’s my beloved concubine waiting for me to come back. Lord Su, what’s going on? The court is in financial trouble and the people are in dire straits. As the Prime Minister , I should set a good example for all officials. I was fooled by this old guy again. Lord Su, how much did you donate for such a big event ? I sue your Majesty. 100 taels, 100 taels. Are you sending beggars? Are you sending beggars? Have I ever told you not to bother me with less than 10,000 taels ? It’s just this little money . Who is it? Your Majesty, I thought that the main thing about fundraising is the intention. No matter how much, it should be encouraged. Yes, Your Majesty, when your minister heard it, The court is in trouble and has sold all the concubines to come up with these few dozen taels of silver. Is your wife made of plastic? An inflatable one is more valuable than that. Your Majesty, I can barely make ends meet at home. I borrowed the silver with great difficulty and it has not even warmed up when it was sent to Your Majesty. Before you make up a lie, can you use your brain? You are so fat even though you can’t make ends meet. Do you think I am stupid ? Uh, Your Majesty , I used all my tricks to get these 30 taels of silver. Really? No more . Jump twice for me. Your Majesty, I am really poor. Stop. This dress is bright and gorgeous, unlike mine. The threads on my dragon robe are all coming out. You are so shameless. It sounds like the emperor is not very satisfied. What do you think ? The carriage you took to see me cost more than 100 taels. Now you come to me to cry about your poverty. Then the emperor should calm down. Tomorrow I will organize all the ministers to sell their properties to fill the treasury. No matter what, I will give you 10,000. Let’s go, Chen Gaozun . I’m going to… What should the emperor do now? I will never have peace until Su Rongbing is removed . Stop , Your Majesty. I suddenly remembered that my dog ​​gave birth to puppies and needs someone to take care of them. I will quit first. You want to escape without making money for me . Your Majesty, I am incompetent. You should find someone else. I have been working overtime for several months. I want to retire and return home. Do you really want to? Well , since Lord Wu has decided to go, Wen He, the old slave, is telling me that there are endless corpses eating and deceiving the emperor. When your property is confiscated and you are exiled three thousand miles away, I will obey your order. Slowly, I am as vigorous as a dragon and a tiger, and I am devoted to the country . As long as the national treasury is not full , I will not dare to leave lightly. I will bow my head and work hard until I die . It’s too small. I can’t punish you . Hahaha, but you still have to think of a way to make money. Is it the Lantern Festival in a few days? Yes , Your Majesty, I have thought of a way to make money. I will hold a grand scratch-off event among the people . Well , scratch-offs are a small goal first. I will do my best. Your Majesty , what is a scratch-off? Don’t miss it if you pass by. Prime Minister Su has reluctantly sold his property to fill the national treasury. Fathers, Fellow villagers, please support this emperor in dragon robes . He spends his days in debauchery and embezzles military rations. He even asks ministers to make up for his losses. It’s ridiculous. That ‘s right. When I passed by just now, I saw several officials selling their things. Isn’t this forcing the officials to death? Yes, go, go, go, go. They are selling their property. These rotten things are put on salted fish, but no one wants them. I don’t know where they found them. Does the emperor want to summon Lord Su to come over? Why should he come here ? Is he crying poor or forcing the emperor to abdicate? Well , let them act first, and then I will expose all their donation accounts to the world . Look at their ugly faces. Your Majesty is wise. Please take a look at Lord Wu. How is he ? I am the Minister of the Ministry of Revenue . I have to do such lowly business in this brothel. I am too ashamed to see my parents . I have brought shame to my ancestors. Lord Wu, why don’t you confiscate his property ? Ladies and gentlemen, you have come to the right place today. This is a Lantern Festival reward activity organized by the Ministry of Revenue. Scratch cards cost only one cent each. If you scratch out three chickens, you get one or two taels. If you scratch out three ducks, you get 10 taels. If you accidentally scratch out three cows , that’s amazing. It’s enough for silver. 100 taels . 00 taels , ah ah, you are a liar, how can such a good thing happen? That’s right, don’t even mention 100 taels, even if it’s one tael heavier, it’s still 1,000 times heavier. You must be a liar. Everyone, report to the authorities immediately and arrest this liar. Are you stupid? They are officials. This is called officials protecting each other. They unite to pinch us ordinary people. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, let’s talk it out nicely. I am the Minister of Revenue, how could I lie to you? Give me a 10 tael scratch card. Okay , young master, please. Who knows he is scratching it? Look, there are so many. How can there be? This is it. He really won. Hahaha, congratulations to this young master . He scratched out three cows I won 100 taels. Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha. I won. I won . I won. I won. I want to come . Hehehe. Everyone has one. Everyone has one . Don’t be anxious. Pay attention to the order. Wow , your emperor has made a fortune. We made 30 million 20 to 30 million taels in one month . 30 million taels. Congratulations to the emperor. Hum, I don’t understand. How do you feel now ? Oh, I feel refreshed. It turns out that the emperor is the only father and mother. Go, go, it seems that the people of Longtang Kingdom are quite rich. The next step in the national promotion is the emperor. Haha , we are finally rich. It’s time to go out and celebrate. Hey, hey, you stay and work overtime . Huihe is to lead the way. Um, um , your Majesty , old Wen, which girls in the capital are pretty and have fun? Back to your Majesty, I have been in the palace since I was a child and I really don’t know these romantic things . Oh, I’m sorry, I forgot that you don’t have a penis. Hehehe , I remember that you were the leader of our Fengyue team. Well, I heard that the number one courtesan in the capital is having a poetry meeting tonight. Sir, you are talking about Miss Chuyue, who is known as the most beautiful woman in the capital. Yes, Miss Chuyue is not only beautiful as a flower, but also proficient in piano, chess, calligraphy and painting. She is also proficient in the thirty-six forms of Dongxuan. She is a first-class beauty in the world . What are you two talking about? It ‘s not you. How come you eavesdropped on the conversation of our great talent ? Great talent, can a great talent talk about other people’s courtesans in the street? Hey, where are your morals, where is your bottom line, where is your dignity, where is your address, where did you come from , you lunatic , go, go, go, go , hey, I believe this brother is also a like-minded person. The girl Chu Yue we are talking about is in this Lichunlou. As long as you win the first prize in the poetry meeting tonight , you can spend a good night with the courtesan . Brother, what are you waiting for ? Go , go … They say that red flowers need green leaves. That’s because you haven’t seen the four beauties of Beijing . The four beauties of Beijing, let’s show them . These are the four beauties of Beijing, so beautiful that fishes can be submerged in water, geese can be dropped, the moon can be closed and flowers can be ashamed. At first glance, this courtesan is indeed like a fairy from heaven, as beautiful as a flower. Brother, do you think she is good too? How come you are moved? Just take a look. It’s superficial. No, I think it’s rare for the courtesan to have such a refined taste, so I reluctantly took the initiative to chat with him about life and ideals. Well, you are worthy of it . Your uneducated appearance has stained the eyes of a great talent like me. Hey, you are so bold. Forget it. Don’t bother with him. He is just an NPC. Hey, are you scolding me? You can even hear this. You are such a bastard . Do you know what I mean? Hey, are you going to say something harsh? Are you going to humiliate me? You want to compete with me to satisfy me. Brother, you can’t hide it. You said that I am Li Xiaobai from Longtang. How about I write a poem for you on his behalf? You are Li Xiaobai, you are really a nobody. Please sign for me. Humph, if you have the guts, compete with Brother Xiaobai. If you lose, just bark like a dog. If you really can’t do that, just crawl around. But I ‘m afraid that’s not appropriate. I came here with this brother , so what’s our relationship? I’m your fan , I’m your die-hard fan. Since you ‘re sincere, I’ll help you, haha. What if he loses? He can’t lose . Forget it, I won’t tell you, or the audience will scold him. If he loses, just take off your clothes and run naked in this hall for three laps, okay? If you want to hide, just hide. Who’s afraid of you ? You look so ambitious . I will play with you, sir. Do you want to? Or let’s go find the courtesan directly. This old slave carries the imperial badge and no one dares to stop me. I know you are loyal, but you don’t understand the relationship between men and women. Do you know what is the most important thing between men and women? It is the mood. Otherwise, what is the difference between you and beasts? Don’t worry. No one in this world can beat me. Hahahaha, I thought I was crazy enough , but I didn’t expect there are people crazier than me. Hahahaha, the poetry meeting begins. Please compose a poem based on the scenery. Little white bear, please listen carefully . A group of ducks swam under the bridge in front. Come and count two, four, six, seven, eight. What a good poem. Haha. Combination of movement and stillness. Concise and expressive . Little white pigeon. You are worthy of it. Hey , hey, hey , I’m scared. No, not yet, but it’s almost there . Isn’t the cultural level of this Longtang so high? What do you mean? Brother Xiaobai’s poems are unmatched. Cut out the garbage. Don’t say we are garbage . Don’t get me wrong. I’m not targeting you. Haha. I’m saying that everyone here is garbage. What can you say? You are still stubborn. If you have the ability, just keep writing and writing. That’s it. The emperor has never read a book. Let’s think about how it will end. One piece, two pieces, three or four pieces. The most tragic scene in my life. Five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten pieces . Oh, brother, I have tried my best to let you go. Thousands and thousands of pieces, countless pieces . Oh, it ‘s not over yet. You flew into the plum blossoms and disappeared. Flying into the plum blossoms and disappeared . Good, good, good , good, good. Oh, I am using dimensionality reduction to attack. I didn’t expect that there would be such a literary giant in the world . I am nothing. Oh, brother, I didn’t expect you to be so talented. Where, where I just have both talent and beauty. You are not bad either . We don’t know whether the courtesan will like you or not . I declare that this gentleman is the king of poetry in this poetry meeting. Congratulations. That ‘s amazing. That’s really great . Wenhe is the supervisor. He is running naked. She is a beauty. Let’s go . May I ask if this literary giant can leave his name? Miss Longtang, Qin Xiaoyi and Chu Yue are indeed the top stars in the capital. They are indeed more beautiful than the courtesans . It’s just that without the four beauties by her side, she always feels a little inferior. Young Master Qin is indeed a man of great literary talent. I wonder if he could compose another poem for Chu Yue. Do you want more? Okay, then I’ll compose another one. The clouds resemble clothes, the flowers resemble faces, the spring breeze blows and the dew is gorgeous. If we hadn’t met on the top of the Jade Mountain, we would have met under the moon on Yao Terrace. How lucky I am to have such pity from you. You see, it’s getting late. We won’t have a chance to recite poems again, so why don’t we go to bed ? I hope you will pity the heroine. Do we have any misunderstandings? Hey, hey, gentle , hey, heroine, if you have something to say, just talk nicely . Why don’t you brandish swords and guns ? It’s so dangerous. Little thief, dare you blow me up? Hey , um , hey, hey, don’t. If you don’t want to die, just walk with me . Walk, walk, walk. Haha , haven’t eaten yet ? Hey, haha, be gentle , haha, ah, hey, hey, be gentle, um, um, let ‘s go . I’ll count to 3 and dance together for 3. That ‘s not right, Zhao Where is the assassin? Just now, just now, a masked man suddenly came in, and then I was acupunctured. Hey, can you treat the captive well? Hurry up and untie me. Where are you taking me? Take me to the palace. You want to visit the garden, right? You told me earlier that I was going to kill the dog emperor. I am just an ordinary servant fairy. I don’t know any dog ​​emperor. I don’t believe it. I clearly saw you walking out of the palace. If you don’t leave, I will kill you too. Okay, okay, if you have something to say, let’s talk it over and I will take you there. Hey, strong woman, please forgive me for asking, why do you want to kill the dog emperor? I don’t think he is that bad. The dog emperor not only harms the people and does many evil things , but he also looks extremely ugly. I If we don’t kill him, it will be unjust. If you are ugly, you must be killed. Hey, lady, actually I hate the dog emperor very much . I wish someone could cut him into pieces. You want to lie to me again. You are obviously his loyal lackey. I am not lying to you. The dog emperor and I have a blood feud. Really, um, sister, listen to me. My family used to have money , a house, and a field . Including the pregnant bitch, there are a total of 13 people in the family at home. Misfortune fell from the sky. On the fifteenth day of the first lunar month, the emperor suddenly went crazy. He rode his horse down the street and kept hitting and killing dogs when he met them. He also wanted to peel the dog skins . When my mother went to reason with him, he actually rode his horse and trampled her into the mud. Um, your mother is so miserable , hahaha, my mother is so miserable, it’s true , she was trampled to death, but I will not hesitate to take revenge. I castrated myself just to get revenge someday. It turns out you are one of us. I don’t like you, but you are tied up like this. Look at this dog emperor who should go to hell. Look at what he has done to this man. In fact, he was sometimes very nice to me. He killed your whole family, and you still said good things about him. You are such a good person. From today on, we will become sworn sisters . Okay, sister , take me to the palace, and I will avenge you. Hmm , do you see that ? That’s the dog emperor. Why is he wearing eunuch’s clothes? How do I know ? Maybe he is a pervert. It makes sense. Hey, dog emperor, give me your life. Dog emperor, give me your life. Don’t hurt him . Hey, heroine, be careful. The dog emperor is very skilled in martial arts . Let go of that girl . What’s the matter? Come to me. Your Majesty, he was just deceived by the traitor . Please don’t kill him . He is not injured, right? Don’t be afraid. I am here . Your Majesty , do you want to use this cup of poisoned wine to kill the assassin? I don’t allow it. If you want to kill me, kill me. Don’t drink it. Why are you so stupid? It ‘s not worth it for me. Everything is worth it for you. Let ‘s go. Eunuch Wen has issued an order that the assassin has entered the palace and must be captured alive and interrogated. If you run again, I will shoot you. Go, stop, hum, look carefully. I am the emperor’s man. Have you ever seen me? Go, go, hey, hey, don’t you know me ? Hey, let’s talk. Hey, you two , wait for me. You’ll be dead if you get out . Hey , hey, hey, are you okay? It was because of saving me that you drank the poison of that dog emperor. Hey, hey, hey, as long as I can save you, everything is worth it. I’m dying now. I still have one unfulfilled wish. Tell me, even if I have to go through fire and water, I will fulfill it for you. I want you to kiss me . Oh, I’ve drunk the poison, and now I’m dying. I still have one unfulfilled wish. Besides, a kiss between us sisters is not too much, right ? Hey , hey, why aren’t you dead yet? Hey, actually There is one last wish. Please tell me before you die that I want to leave a seed for our Qin family. You are lying again. Didn’t you say you are a eunuch? How can an eunuch leave a seed ? How could I bear to lie to you? In fact, I got a secret recipe called Indian Magic Oil. This thing can make a man’s penis unstoppable. Restoring fertility is just one of its insignificant functions. But hey, don’t say buts. We are all gangsters. Go quickly. Ouch, oh, oh, oh, you were injured because you saved me . Well, in order to reduce your pain, I decided to kill you first. Then I will commit suicide. This way, I will give your life back to you. Why doesn’t this girl play by the rules? Oh , my leg is cramping. What’s wrong with you? You still care about my dislike . Then tell me why you have to kill the dog emperor. My father was originally an honest and diligent repairman. He built a palace for the dog emperor’s concubine. He was wrongly accused of embezzling a fortune. In the end, he was tortured to death in prison. Your father couldn’t have built the Jinfeng Pavilion, right? Yes, my father was wrongly killed. I’m going to kill the dog emperor to avenge my father, sister, uh, do you think it’s possible? That’s the possibility. If you fart, please let it out . The emperor doesn’t know about it at all. That’s the possibility. If you fart, please let it out. The emperor doesn’t know about it at all . He’s a big tyrant. How could he not know that a little girl farts all the time ? I’m happy to analyze it for you. Is there a possibility that the tyrant was so busy enjoying himself that he didn’t know about such a small matter. Then how did my father die? Think about it, where did the silver go? Of course it went into the pocket of the tyrant. Then whose money did it originally belong to? The emperor’s. This is not a mouse teasing a cat. Are you kidding? That means I blamed the dog emperor wrongly. Of course, the culprit of this matter is Su Rongbing. And don’t worry, the dog emperor you mentioned is already thinking of a way to deal with him. Do you have a brain ? The emperor dares to grab your head. Hurry up, Your Majesty, your old servant is here to save you. Your Majesty, you lied to me again . Hey, listen to my explanation. I am really a good emperor . Ah, hey, hey, be gentle with beautiful women. Your Majesty, this woman went to the trouble of breaking into the palace at night to assassinate you. If you don’t get rid of her, there will be endless troubles. Don’t worry, I have my own clever plan. Your Majesty , send her to my bedroom. Let me go, hahaha. Let’s go . You helped me pick up girls, so the merits and demerits are offset . Thank you, Your Majesty, thank you, Your Majesty, let me go . Huh
Ah, it’s been a night of hard work, beautiful lady, it’s time to rest, you dog emperor, bah, didn’t I explain it clearly? Why are you so stubborn ? Even if you didn’t kill my father, you ‘re not a good person . You don’t make sense. I’m good at everything except your body. Huh, Your Majesty, Lord Su wants to see you. I just want to ask why you can’t wait until I’m done before you come? Why can’t you wait until I’m done before you come? Why doesn’t the emperor always come? Good, hum. I was just looking for him, and he came to my door. I told the three treasures of the Wei family to be ready and on standby. Don’t you believe it? We will know tonight. Hum, Lord Su came to visit me late at night. What’s the important matter? I heard that the emperor held a scratch-off lottery event among the people. It was unprecedented. I admire him very much , so I came to congratulate the emperor for making 100 million . Hahahaha , a mere 100 million is not enough to wear teeth. It’s just a little hobby of mine. The most precious thing is that Lord Su can salute me. If it weren’t for the donations from Lord Su and the ministers, the treasury crisis would have been insurmountable. As the Prime Minister, I should serve the Dragon Hall. Lord Su, I was just about to talk to you. Now that I’ve made some money, I want to build a few more dormitories and call all the girls in the brothel to the palace. Lord Su, what do you think ? This is naturally the best. Your Majesty, rest assured that this matter will be handed over to me and it will be foolproof . Just build it on the scale of the previous Jinfeng Pavilion and find all the previous craftsmen. Come here , Your Majesty. The contractor named Zhang was suspected of corruption . I have killed him for Your Majesty. How could I not know about this corruption? Your Majesty, you are busy with many things. I will just do this little thing. Your Majesty, if you have nothing else to do, I will take my leave. You are indeed a tyrant . You want women as soon as you make money. Wait until I get the money. Hum it. I didn’t lie to you. I really didn’t know. Then why don’t you investigate this case thoroughly and give my father a clean slate ? There is nothing you can’t say. Actually, it’s boring to be an emperor. I can only enjoy the pleasures of the harem. This is all because of Su Rongbing. He not only has power over the government , but is also a top master who practices Kung Fu and is invulnerable to swords and guns. I really can’t do anything to him. I will help you deal with him . Don’t let me make a plan. Don’t worry, I have Su Rongbing in my hands. Even the Buddha can’t stop him . Didn’t Qin Yi say that you are not allowed to have a concubine? Why did you bring a little bitch back ? Didn’t I say that? You are not allowed to call me by my name? My name is Qin Yi, Qin Yi, Qin Yi. I will not argue with a woman like you who is all show and no substance. Let’s go in Qingyi. You don’t like me, the most beautiful woman in the world , but you get involved with this shabby girl from a brothel. Aren’t you afraid of dirtying this dignified harem ? Don’t be impulsive , don’t be impulsive , don’t be impulsive, oh, there is always someone who can conquer you, wonderful, hahahaha, I let you talk nonsense, but you actually dare to beat my dignified concubine . Someone take him down, stop, let him go, let him go, Your Majesty, Your Majesty, you have to make the decision for me. Oh, my dear concubine, why are you competing with him? I don’t even dare to mess with him. Now this beautiful face has been ruined, what can I do ? Go back, Your Majesty, go back, Your Majesty, I will not let your brother go. The emperor brought a wicked woman into the palace, you have to make the decision for me. I made some money by being smart, but in the final analysis, I am still a The tyrant emperor actually brought a prostitute into the palace. He is a hopeless case. That little bitch is good at martial arts. Brother, you have to vent my anger for me. A lowly woman can’t achieve anything. Don’t bother with her . Brother , you have to be patient. In the future, the entire Dragon Hall will belong to our Su family. These things are nothing . Brother, you can’t be impulsive. You promised me that it would not be bad for Qin Yi. Don’t worry, my silly sister, I know my limits. We in Longtang also have coal mining business. This is the fireworks R&D department that we established for Concubine Su. Who is the person in charge here? Uh, ah, sea, you are all water. Toad, you have four legs. Oh , how poetic , how poetic ! Your Majesty, your Majesty, you are here in person to prepare fireworks for the festival. Now all fireworks projects are suspended. This is the musket I designed myself. It is very powerful. From today on, you will focus on making muskets. Uh , Your Majesty, I have a question . What is this musket? Are you really called Gatlin ? Uh, Your Majesty, your minister has not changed his name and surname , Gatlin, but he doesn’t know how to make a gun . Who would believe it if I told others ? Your Majesty, you want me to change my name. I will come here in person and you can study hard beside me . Is it ok? Have you learned it ? Your Majesty, Your Majesty , I just came here when I was working and I wrote a poem. It is not a crime punishable by death. Your Majesty , please stop arguing . I am just showing you the power of the musket. If you miss , it will not kill you . Why are you panicking, Your Majesty? If you are not careful, you will lose a loyal minister who is both civil and military. Your Majesty, please be quiet. If you keep arguing and affect my performance, you can only blame yourself for your bad luck, Your Majesty . You are dead and not buried, right? Hey, Your Majesty, I am still here. Have you failed in your studies? Yes , I have. I have failed in your studies. Then go back and think carefully about the steps I just taught you and prepare for mass production. The Northern Mang is ambitious and will attack us at any time. You must provide good logistical support. Do you understand? Obey my orders. Today I have gathered you here to test the results of your training. Your magic skills have become invincible. Your magic skills have become invincible. Oh, not bad. Who of you can hit me with a punch so that I can test the effectiveness of your skills ? You can fight me if you want. Why do you still want to disobey my order? Who can do it? It’s you. Hit me hard here. Hit me hard here. I’ll hit the emperor . You are great . Are you emotional ? I dare not compete with you. I feel relieved . It hurts the emperor. Now we have the money and the magic power. Then it’s the emperor. I will go and ask Lord Su. He is busy thinking about how to embezzle my 100 million. Let ‘s sharpen our knives. The woodcutter should set up the mechanism first. Then we can catch the carp in a jar , hahahaha. Wenhe and I will prepare the poisoned wine. Let’s rehearse first. You will be responsible for pouring wine for Su Rongbing. And make sure he drinks it. When he is in high spirits, the poison starts to take effect. At this time, Erbao and Sanbao descend from the sky with fishing nets. When they trap him, they use Foshan Shadowless Kick to stomp his face to relieve their hatred. At this time, Sanbao fights Su Rongbing and breaks his golden bell cover , taking him down in one move. Understand the applause . Hahahaha. What kind of wine is this? Why is it so bad to drink ? Your Majesty, this is poisoned wine. If you didn’t say it was wine, I would have thought it was horse urine . Your Majesty , please call the imperial physician. It’s too late . Your Majesty , let this old servant give you artificial respiration . Gentle. No, I said that although it is poisoned wine, it tastes so bad. Can instant cookies be used? Have you been fooled? Do you know what a sugar-coated bullet is? Your Majesty, this is already the best wine in the palace. It seems that I have to make this poisoned wine myself. Do you understand everything? Just distill it repeatedly to make the best wine in the world. Hum, Su Rong Bing, I have taken great pains to deal with you. Who would have thought that under this wonderful aroma is the best poisonous wine in the world? Lao Wennuan , are you okay ? Uh, it’s okay. This old slave has profound skills and can handle it. It’s very good. Go and prepare this cup quickly. Hehehehe ha hehe , hehe, hey, this is what it looks like. This is worthy of being my woman. Who agrees to be your concubine? I still have to give it to me. Dad’s revenge. Since my beloved concubine is so ambitious, I will allow you to hide and witness my heroic figure. No, I want to avenge my father personally. The emperor, Lord Su, is here. Are you ready ? It must be foolproof . Okay, the good show is about to begin. You hide first. Um , I pay my respects to the emperor . Lord Su, please take a seat. I wonder what the emperor wants me to do today . Lord Su has been helping me build the palace. Aren’t you tired? Well, it just so happens that I have made some progress in studying this wine, so I would like to invite Lord Su to taste it to show my gratitude. It is all my responsibility. There is no need to be like this. I was ignorant at the time. Lord Su My Lord, please share my worries . I have repeatedly asked for tea from Lord Su. I offer you a cup. I offer you a cup. Thank the emperor for the wine . But today, the imperial physician warned me that I was too angry and should not drink . Haha, Lord Su is still blaming me. It was not me before. It was my youth and ignorance. To express my apology, I will offer you another cup . Haha, Lord Su is really generous. Come on, I will offer you another cup. This wine is good, Lord Su, hum , ah , ah, Su Rongbing, you fucking dare to bully my woman. You are cruel and brutal and oppress all officials. Today I want a mere broken net and you want to trap me. Su Rongbing , ah, I’m going to hit you, you dead profiteer. It seems that the emperor is going to turn against his old minister today. If he wants to turn against you, then who is afraid of whom? It seems that he has been prepared. Originally, if the emperor wants his minister to die, the minister has to die . But the emperor is incompetent and listened to the villain’s advice. He set up this Hongmen Banquet to plot to harm the ministers . For the safety of Longteng’s country, today I can only choose to abandon the emperor. Huh, huh, huh, huh, do you really think you can escape today? What you just drank was Hanxiao Banbu Mad . If you use force, you will definitely die, hahahaha Ha hum, what can a mere poisoned wine do to me ? Hahahaha, he didn’t drink so much just now, did he? Oh, what a pity! I spent three days and three nights researching and developing this fine wine. How could you waste it like this ? You babies, let me fuck him. Hahahaha, weird, you probably forgot that I’m fine with you. You’re the emperor and I don’t care about you. You’re just a piece of trash. Ah, how about the power of the Xuanming Divine Palm ? Hum, but that’s so good, then take another palm from me . Um , it’s all my fault that I didn’t protect you well. You can get the emperor’s favor, right? My blessing. If there is an afterlife, my beloved concubine will not have time to share the joy of love with you. You will definitely do it next time. Shuzhen , I will avenge you. Your Majesty, stop it while he is competing with me in internal strength. Yes, you are cheating. This wave is over. Lao Wan , didn’t you say that you don’t know any peerless martial arts? Although I don’t know the Sunflower Manual and the Bone-Eroding Cotton Palm, my Xuanming Divine Palm is also a peerless martial art. Hey, you should have told me earlier. It’s my fault that I have been worried for so long. The Xuanming Divine Palm has been lost for a long time. How could you know it? Zajia is none other than Su Rongbing, the 108th generation descendant of the Mysterious Nether Palm. Do you admit your guilt now? What have I done wrong ? When the coalition forces of the Three Kingdoms besieged Dragon Hall, it was I who fought with all my might. Otherwise , Dragon Hall would have been destroyed long ago. Where would the Dragon Vein that you are responsible for be ? Forget it. I can’t explain it to you, an old stubborn man. Now I will spare your life for the sake of Concubine Su. My dears, throw him into the Heavenly Prison. Yes, wait , let me collect some interest first . I’ll beat you. Ah, beat, beat, beat, beat, beat , um, um
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​ ​ Hmm, Hmm, Hmm, Hmm, Hmm , Hmm, Hmm, Hmm, Hmm, Your Majesty, I found an invulnerable gold-thread soft armor in the treasury . Send it to my harem quickly. Hey, Your Majesty, what’s going on? Uh, this , I asked you to confiscate the property, not to abuse the beauties. Reporting to your majesty, these are all Su Rongbing’s wives . This shameless old man is so old and still marries so many wives. Oh, my, my, my, my, they are petite and frail, but they were beaten until they are swollen like this. Send them to me quickly. The emperor’s harem needs to be treated well. Oh my, why is there a foreigner here ? Uh, I’m mixed-blood. The dark circles under his eyes are so heavy. It’s obvious that he’s been tortured. Send him to my harem quickly and have a good sleep. What if he’s a spy from an enemy country ? He must be sent to my harem so that I can convince him. Oh , is this person going to be sent to the harem too? It ‘s okay. Turn off the lights. Oh my, isn’t this my concubine? Your Majesty, I really don’t know what your brother has done. For so many years , my mind has been on the palace fighting. Your Majesty, don’t cry. How could I bear to punish you? I didn’t kill Su Rongbing for your sake. Your Majesty, I know that your Majesty is the best to me. Well, my dear concubine, you haven’t had a good rest. Look at your eyes, they are so swollen. Go to my dragon bed and have a good sleep. I will come to you later. Your Majesty , tell me if you have anything to say. I warn you, if it’s not It’s a big deal. I will deduct your salary. It’s because the emperor, your old servant , found the Beimang envoy Wulala in Su Rongbing’s secret room. As expected, this bastard colluded with foreign enemies and brought him to Longtang. I am the envoy of Beimang. How dare you arrest me ? I just don’t give Beimang face . Oh, is Beimang’s face valuable? I won’t give it to you. What can you do? You dog emperor, let me go quickly. Otherwise, if you anger Beimang, you can just wait for the destruction of your country. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, I’m so scared. This… What is it? This is the latest handmade musket produced by Longtang Kingdom. It is exquisitely carved, comfortable to the touch, powerful, and easy to carry . Whether you are a golden bell or an iron shirt, you can hit the target with one shot. It is a must-have artifact for home and travel. It is also endorsed by me personally. How about it? Do you want to try the power ? I, Beimang Tie, ride all over the world and I am not afraid of your broken thing. Oh , sorry, my hand slipped. Try again . Hey, I thought you were so brave, but now I am scared . No wonder the soil in the Northern Wilds is so fertile. Your Majesty , be careful not to get into trouble. Your beloved minister still has to serve you. Take this waste away and keep a good lookout for him. Let me go. The treacherous minister has been removed and the world is at peace. It’s time for me to go out and have some wine to celebrate. Stay calm. I’m here. I haven’t seen you for a long time . I’m here to see you . Come in quickly. Don’t you miss me? I’ll pour you a glass of wine. It’s so beautiful . Isn’t this Young Master Qin from the Poetry Society? I’ve seen Young Master Qin before. I’ve already prepared fine wine and delicious food. Just waiting for Master Qin to arrive . Let go. I saw Master Qin first. In our line of work, there is no first come first served. It depends on who Master Qin likes. Master Qin likes everyone . There is a surprise for Master Qin to go to my room. Oh, what a big surprise. Oh, what a big surprise. Master Qin will know when he goes there. Okay, hey, little bastard, I tell you that Master Qin must go to my room tonight. I don’t know who said it just now . In our line of work, it depends on who the Master likes. I don’t care. Master Qin must go to my room . Go to my room , go to my room , go to my room, go to my room. You two girls, when you snatch customers , do you also ask the customers what they think? Mr. Qin, I miss you so much. Mommy, help me . Your girls are too passionate. I beat you. It ’s not your fault that you are ugly , but it’s wrong for you to come out and scare people. You are gentle and incompetent , which frightened the young master . Very good. I will reward you again. Thank you, young master . Well, two young ladies, how long are you going to fight for it, Mr. Qin? Since we last parted, I have missed you day and night and have lost my appetite . Mr. Qin, please stop. I have already felt your passion. But today I am here to see Chu Yue, so to express my apology , I will compose a poem for you. Okay, okay, okay. You are the wind and I am the sand. You are the wind and I am the sand. We are entangled to the ends of the earth. You are the knife and I am the fork. Let’s eat together, inseparable. Your noise is killing me. It interrupts my sorrow and grief. Hi Miss Chu Yao, we meet again, Mr. Qin. Am I dreaming? Yes, I have lost weight. Time has passed quickly since the last time. Has this year been so long? Mr. Qin, don’t you know that if love is long-lasting, it feels like a long time since we last met? It makes sense . Yes , I have let the beauty down and I should drink three cups of wine . Yes, the beauty is like jade and her warm fragrance enters my arms. At this point in my life, what else can I ask for? What else can I ask for? Mr. Qin, enjoy your life to the fullest . This feeling and this scene. Why say more? Please don’t pity me because I’m weak. In this situation, why say more? Please don’t pity me because I’m weak. Please ravage me as much as you want. My dear, get out of here now . Don’t bother me again before the sky falls. I ‘m your dear. Please be patient, my dear . Tell me what’s the matter. The Northern Mang sent an envoy to ask us to release the people immediately and compensate for the losses . My dear , I’m sorry, I have… There are national affairs to deal with . Don’t worry, I will be back soon. Chu Yue is willing to wait for you until the end of time. Hey , Wenrou Township is indeed a tomb of heroes. Long live our emperor . Long live our emperor. All the ministers, please stand up and thank your majesty. Now the Northern Mang has sent an envoy to ask our court for responsibility. What are your opinions ? Uh , I tell you, Your Majesty, I think this matter is caused by the detention of the Northern Mang envoy. If you release the envoy immediately and send Lord Su Rongbing, who is familiar with the affairs of the Northern Mang, to take the blame and make meritorious contributions, Negotiation will surely turn hostility into friendship. I second your opinion. Beimang is strong while Longtang is weak . We must not resort to war rashly. We must value peace. Even if we have to pay some money, women , or even cede cities, it is better than continuous war. You are talking nonsense , Your Majesty. Well, Beimang is greedy. If our country gives in, giving away money or women today, ceding land tomorrow , and seeking peace, what will happen the day after tomorrow? Therefore, we must not have the heart to seek peace with Beimang. When we have to fight, we should fight. Only by fighting can we seek peace in the long run. As for Su Rongbing, he is a traitor who has caused chaos in the country. His misfortune is far greater than that of Beimang. I suggest that we kill the traitor first and then the Red Mang Stone. The prestige of our Longtang is very good. But I promised Concubine Su that I would not talk about Su Rongbing again. Your Majesty is strong and I am weak. Please think twice. The east wind blows and the drums of war beat. Who is afraid of whom in this world? If he wants to fight, then let him fight. Wenhua was the emperor’s oral announcement. The envoy entered the palace . The Emperor of Longtan was nameless and Balala came to Beimang. What do you want to discuss with me, special envoy of the power negotiation ? Longtan detained our envoys for no reason and disrupted diplomatic relations. What exactly is the purpose ? That guy is a diplomat. I thought he was a spy. Actually, it’s nothing . I just don’t like him. Huh, I ’ve heard that the emperor in dragon robe is a jerk and an unreasonable person. Today, I saw that it was true. But I still advise the emperor to face the reality and release the people immediately and cede Beifangliu City. Otherwise, what else? Otherwise, my Beimang will send millions of iron cavalry south and the Tang Dynasty will be destroyed in a blink of an eye. What’s going on? Can’t we defeat them? Otherwise , you should just give in and cede the city. Who are you trying to scare ? The emperor doesn’t believe you . It’s not that he doesn’t believe you. He just looks down on you . Since Longtang is determined to be the enemy of my Beimang, one day the army will come to the city. I hope the emperor will not regret it. I was afraid that you wouldn’t dare to come. I heard that these barbarians are very vicious. It’s not safe to just rely on muskets . I have to urge Jatari to quickly get my killer. The Emperor of Longtang can’t change the facts by just talking too hard. When I come here again, I will chop off your head with my own hands and make it into a wine glass. It will be my most precious collection. Hahaha, wait, now you know you’re scared. It’s over. You have successfully angered Pema. Wait for the pot to be burned. Hum, you want to leave after pretending to be cool . How can it be so easy? Come on, capture this barbarian for me. Kill him first as a sacrifice when the army marches . Also, seize all his envoys and let him go. Our two countries are at war without cutting off the enemy. What’s going on? It’s an international custom. Uh, then we’ll arrange for them to commit suicide collectively. Stop. No one is allowed to enter the military area. Anyone who dares to trespass will be killed without mercy. What a big tone. Do you know who is coming? No matter who you are , without the tiger seal and the general’s order, it will be useless even if the emperor comes. Hmm, not bad. As the saying goes, we can see the big from the small. I see that they are serious and loyal to their duties. I am very pleased . The emperor is here in person. Please welcome him and see him quickly . No need to be polite . Stand up and work hard. You have a bright future. Come on, come on, I’ll take this one first . I want that one from my uncle. Hurry up. Oh, look , look, look, look, this luck is unstoppable. Watch it . Oh, brother, today’s luck is good. That’s because we won the next game. We will go to Lichunlou for a drink. Hey , come on, as a soldier of the imperial army, it’s okay if you don’t train well . How dare you gather together to gamble? What’s the point of practicing? No one cares about us anyway. Although we all know that the emperor is useless and spends all day enjoying himself. Su Rongbing has been locked up again. No one cares about us, but the Northern Mang is about to attack. If you want to survive, you have to practice hard. Even if you can’t beat them, you can run fast . Wu Yong, you are so bold that you dare to criticize the emperor. Is there anything wrong with what I said? Emperor Your Majesty, I am just complaining and I have no other intentions. Okay, I know you are capable , but you are a little impatient. Now is the time for Longtang Kingdom to use people. I will not deal with you like other incompetent monarchs. Please stand up . Thank you, Your Majesty . Everyone, please stand up. I am not only here to inspect the military camp today , but also to bring you a killer weapon. Come on, baby, this is for you to try . Your Majesty, what is this? Hum , take it and put it here. Put it down and click this . Wenhe closes the door and releases the chicken to hit the chicken’s eyes. Oh , your plane is not good enough. It seems that you need to go back and ask Gatling to improve it. I will count to one, two, three and start. Your Majesty, come and catch me. Ah3 Your Majesty, I’m here. I’m here. Hey, Your Majesty , I’m here. Hey, Your Majesty, I’m here. Okay, haha, you little rascal , hey
hahaha, I’ve finally caught you, don’t move, let me touch you. Which one are you ? Hey , that’s not right. Why is your belly so big ? Who is pregnant ? Hey, my dear, Your Majesty, it’s me . What’s the matter? Your Majesty, the vanguard of the millions of iron cavalrymen of Northern Mang heading south has reached the outside of Yanmen Pass so quickly. Hey , good , wow, it’s lifelike. This thing is amazing . Even the mountain shape and terrain of Yanmen Pass, every blade of grass and every tree are carved so realistically. Don’t worry, hahahaha, let’s not play tricks. Let ‘s start from here and head northwards to the main force of Northern Mang and then have a battle Your Majesty, think twice. Our army is only 300,000 strong and mainly consists of infantry. If we fight with the Northern Mang in the wild, we may be defeated . This country will be shaken. I thought it was okay. Don’t worry. I have the Bodhisattva’s blessing. We will win this battle . Your Majesty, Lord Li, you can rest assured. We have a secret weapon and we will win this battle. You will follow me to fight and defeat the enemy. It’s time . My son, my son, you must be tired from fighting. Mother, why are you here? My precious son, I didn’t expect you to be so outstanding. You wiped out the entire Northern Mang army by yourself. You are really my pride. I have lived up to the trust of the late emperor. But my… So far, I still have a lot of heart to eat and chant Buddha all day long , praying to Buddha to bless my mother every day. Now Beimang is not enough , not to mention some other small countries. You have nothing to worry about. You are now in your prime and have no descendants to make the rear palace warm and prolong the descendants. Ahh, mother, don’t worry, I’ll issue an order now to show it , hahaha, let’s go ahead , the next day, the emperor must work harder to give birth to them, hundreds of sons, thousands of sons , and the emperor is guaranteed to complete the mission. The emperor Beimang sent an envoy to them. They dare to come. It seems that he was beaten last time. He was not ruthless. This time, he said that he brought the princess and the prince. Lord , do you look good? It is said that you are a beauty as beautiful as a fairy. Hmm, I will meet you with great reluctance. Hehehehe, you still have the mood to drink tea. If it weren’t for Nick last time, we wouldn’t have been punished so badly . Believe me, although the emperor of Longtang is good at fighting , he still can’t change his nature of being a pervert. Don’t worry as long as the princess is here . Hey, the tea and snacks in Longtang are really good. You should also try them. Well, you are in danger now. You have been shocked by their culture. We, Pema, don’t eat this kind of thing. Are you sick? It’s because Longta is stronger than us. Only when we are big should we learn their culture and lifestyle . Hey, I’m here to see the great emperor. Princess, please get up quickly. I heard that the princess likes literature and can talk to me about life and ideals. Your Majesty, this place is really beautiful. It seems that we have a sure win in this negotiation. Hahaha, give it a try. Don’t waste it. It’s delicious . For the future of Beimang, I decided to start learning Longtang culture. Beimang’s envoy Gunara met with the great emperor of Longtang. This emperor’s aura is majestic without anger. I need to calm down, Your Majesty . I’m following the order of the Khan. The Khan wishes for peace. What the hell is this? Kill this man for peace. What does this mean? Why is he expressionless ? No, we must not provoke Long Tang again. Your Majesty, Beimang can no longer afford a second failure. Keep going. Your Majesty, we have brought 10,000 taels of gold and the most precious princess. We hope to exchange it for 100,000 taels of peace gold. Your Majesty, you must be joking. 10,000 taels is already the highest price. I am Beimang Iron Cavalry, but I am the overlord of the world. This is already the biggest concession. 100,000 taels, hum, emperor, we came with sincerity , but you humiliated us. Aren’t you an expert in negotiation? But he has no gun skills, so it’s useless. I didn’t expect Long Tang people to be so merciful . It doesn’t even look like a country of etiquette. If there’s 100,000, then it’s 100,000. Can’t we talk it out nicely? Beimang defeated the Khan and married Beitaolongtang to become the world. What did this woman eat to grow up ? How can she still attract bees and butterflies ? Hum, isn’t it just a special body fragrance? What’s so great about it ? Why do you still look down on her? After all, she is a princess of a country, no better than you, the daughter of a traitor. How dare you hum ? Hum, you haven’t seen it, right? This is the pig sachet I begged for at a high price . Give it to me. You, you give me back the sachet. I snatched it with my own ability. Why should I give it back? Give it back to me. What are you doing? Why are you quarreling again? Give it back to me . What are you doing? What? Why are you quarreling again? Your Majesty, Concubine Su is snatching someone else’s sachet. Then what I am snatching is mine. What’s your problem ? Let me see. It’s just such a broken bag that you concubines are fighting over. Can you be a little more decent? Your Majesty , I like it. Your Majesty, this is a sachet that I have begged for with a lot of money. What is this thing? It costs a lot of money. I can make 100 real ones for you in one day. Your Majesty, yes, your concubine wants it. Yes, your concubine wants you too. Okay , okay, we have everything. We can’t lose to foreigners in the field of body fragrance. Yes, are you ready ? Yes, then let’s get started. The first step is to prepare and select the ingredients. White sandalwood 3 4 liang of bell orchid incense, 1 liang of frankincense, agarwood, sandalwood, and golden charm incense, and half a coin of Qingluo. To make the highest-end perfume, you often only need the simplest materials. Grind, screen, and mix them. Finally, just shake them vigorously to create a miracle . You ‘re done. Shouldn’t you kiss me ? Hehehe , it smells so good . Um , oh, hey, butterflies, butterflies are really coming. Wow, your emperor is so great. Hum, sister, let’s go find that princess. Um , your emperor, I’ll give it to you too. Hey, you can’t cross the river and destroy the bridge. Finish your work first and come back early. I’m waiting for you to have dinner together. Your Majesty, um, what do you want to do? Um, that perfume, this old slave also wants you, a grown man, you want that What is this thing for? Sorry , I forgot that you haven’t been a man for many years. You still like to get it yourself in the study. Thank you for your grace. Oh, by the way , how is the beauty pageant going? Are there many beauties who applied ? Your Majesty, the number is zero for now. How is the beauty pageant going? Are there many beauties who applied? Your Majesty, the number is zero for now. What ‘s the matter? Are you lazy ? This is not like your professional level. Your Majesty, I have tried my best. The imperial edict has been issued long ago. The eunuchs have been sent out to inspect the palaces of all states and counties, but I don’t know why not even a single beauty has been selected so far. How is this possible ? This must be something wrong. There is a problem in a link. Come with me to the folks to see if it is the endless spring scenery. The good new moon is waiting for me to come out of the temple or not. Hahahaha, Your Majesty, we seem to be here to understand the people’s sentiments, right. The brothel is a place of fireworks and a mix of good and bad people. It best reflects the sufferings of the people. Hum , marry me , damn, there is such a fitting beauty in the folks, isn’t it? Didn’t I dethrone? How could this beauty get married? This wave is a loss. Why did Jixiang get married in such a hurry ? I’m still waiting to be a matchmaker for his nephew. Don’t you know that our emperor is going to select beauties again ? No wonder he can’t eat at banquets recently. It turns out that he is afraid of entering the palace. Hey, both of you, interrupt us, everyone. Why don’t you send your daughter to the palace? Not only can she become a royal relative , but she can also enjoy a good life . You are from another place, right? Let me tell you , our emperor has a green face and fangs, and is as strong as a tiger or leopard. Oh , being ugly is nothing , and he is mentally twisted and often abuses women. Who dares to send their daughter to the palace? Don’t disbelieve it. Beimang knows, right ? It’s cruel enough, isn’t it? Our emperor killed them all by himself. Do you think this emperor can win if he is not a pervert? Hmm, what you said makes sense. Hmm, I was speechless. Hmm , hey, hey , I also heard that there is a lot of yellow dye. I also heard that it is yellow and explosive. It’s a pity that the river god is too strict and we can’t talk about it. It’s okay, we can communicate privately. The government doesn’t care. Hey, where did this rumor come from ? No, it’s not about the content. But I heard it from Boss Lin . He has been to the palace and knows everything about the Holy Palace. Thank you, hahaha. Then we will go to meet Boss Lin . Hahaha, let’s go and have a look in a while. It is said that our emperor is the most incompetent emperor in history . He was born with a tiger head and snake eyes , like a yaksha or a demon. Not to mention his personality is particularly twisted and perverted. It is said that when he was a child, he didn’t use toilet paper to get his shit, so he let the dog lick his shit. Hahaha, one time, the dog licked and licked. It is so happy to lick that it forgets everything and goes down with a snap. So, this dog licker is not good. After such a bite, our emperor seems to have lost something. When he grows up, he looks at all the beauties in his harem and courtyards, but he is like a mouse pulling a turtle and doesn’t know where to start. He feels so anxious and regretful . If it were me, I would be anxious too. What a mess it is. It goes on day by day. Who else would be in this situation? Who can stand it? So our emperor slowly, slowly began to twist and become perverted , and began to abuse the beautiful girls in the palace in various ways. Over the years, how many young ladies were captured by the imperial army and taken to the harem, and finally suffered tragic deaths. Oh, it’s unbearable to watch. It’s indeed the Red Army. Fortunately,
my daughter got married early. Yes, even if she marries a dog or a cat , she can’t let her marry into the palace. Yes, yes , it makes so much sense. She can’t get married, but everyone doesn’t There is no need to worry about having daughters at home. Just get them married quickly or hide them. As long as they are not sent to the cannibalistic palace, it will be fine. Boss, do you think these are true? My dear guest, I personally entered the palace to serve the queen. I know all the trivial things in the palace. Oh my god, he beat someone up. Boss Lin, right? Tell me who told you to do this? Who are you? Open your dog eyes and see clearly. Humph, I have this thing too . But there is someone above me to protect me . Humph, you are so talkative. Hard Lao Wen fucked him. His mouth was pretty hard. Lao Wen fucked him . Hey, you dare to torture me. Do you know who is my boss? I just touched you. What’s wrong with you ? I still do n’t believe it. Who in the Dragon Hall can be bigger than me ? Haha … Your Majesty , you haven’t summoned me for a long time. Don’t be so playful with me. You spread rumors about me among the people to ruin my reputation. What is your intention ? Your Majesty, humph. I told you that being a rogue is useless. Tell me honestly whether it was your brother who taught you. Your brother said no, it was because Your Majesty once promised that you would only love me, but in the end you still brought those questionable women back to take away the favor Your Majesty had for me . Your Majesty, Your Majesty, I did this just to get more royal favors. My beloved concubine, my beloved concubine, your love is as deep as the abyss. What should I do with you? Come on, stop crying. Because you love me wholeheartedly, I will forgive you this time. If there is a next time, Your Majesty, I will never dare to do it again. Your Majesty , this trick fails. If the concubines are not selected and the harem is not prosperous, the empress dowager ‘s wish of having hundreds of children and grandchildren will not be fulfilled. No , I have to think of a way. Fawen and this old servant will go and find the champion . I should also change my image. It is Your Majesty. Zhang Dengke has arrived. I see Your Majesty raise his head. Oh, this is the champion of the Jinke . Back to Your Majesty , your humble servant Zhang Dengke, the first on the Jinke list, currently serving as the Imperial Academy editor, knows that I asked you to come What am I doing? I heard from Eunuch Wen that the emperor wants to write a book and a biography. I am quite professional in this field and I am quite confident. So I will write a poem for you to listen to . This man is not a human . Hmm, this man is not a human. Hmm, uh, the emperor of the nine heavens has come down to earth. It’s interesting. Haha . The sons who continue to have children are all thieves . They stole the world and dedicated it to their father. Haha , my dear minister, you are quick-witted and loyal. You can be of great use. Haha. Thank you, Your Majesty, for your compliment . I have one more question . I do n’t know how Your Majesty wants me to write this autobiography. No need to make up stories. Just tell the truth. Ah , Haiqing, do you know that when I was three years old, I was still in the palace. The palace was poor and had no money to buy oil lamps. But I wanted to govern the country well in the future. I could only hide in the cracks of that corner every day and read with the help of the light from the next door . The emperor’s deeds of hard work and diligence in his childhood have always been a role model for me to learn. The reason why I was able to get the top spot in the imperial examination was because of the emperor’s guiding light. Well , you know, when I was four years old, the queen mother was sick in bed and wanted to eat fish, but it was winter. The river was frozen three feet thick. Where could I buy fish? Oh, I watched the queen mother become increasingly haggard and heartbroken. I had to take off my clothes and lie on the ice to draw a big hole. This is how I got a big carp for the queen mother. Oh, the emperor was thinking of his loving mother and lying on the ice to ask for carp. This is the world’s first-class filial piety. Who in the world can do this? I don’t know who wouldn’t know. Well, when he was 5 years old, Wenhe was naughty and accidentally fell into a big vat. Everyone was so anxious and didn’t know what to do. It was I who had an idea and picked up a stone to smash the vat. Only then did I rescue him. The old slave made the emperor worry . Well, the matter had already spread in Chenxiangzi. The incense students and the elders all said that the emperor was a natural beast and a saint who appeared once in 500 years. Oh, hahahaha, there are many similar events. I won’t tell you in detail one by one. I also troubled you to find out and obey my orders. Well, if we say that our emperor is a saint sent from heaven , then we say that when Jin Shang was 7 years old, the Kingdom of Nanyue sent an elephant. The late emperor saw that he was as strong as autumn leaves and wanted to know how much it weighed, but all the civil and military officials in the court could not think of a way. There was no such a big scale in the world and it could not be weighed. At this moment, Jin Shang suddenly stood up and said that this matter was easy. First, hurry into the boat and then carve a mark. Then move the stone to the memory place. When it is heavy, weigh it one by one. Everyone said that such a child prodigy has never been seen before. Well , hehehe, let’s talk about the man on the shoulder. Boss Xiaolin , today What’s going on? This is different from what we said before . We want to hear about the great tyrant. That’s right. You said that tyrant was so terrible last time. I married my daughter off. What should I do now? My daughter is married off. What should I do now? Ladies and gentlemen, I also believed the rumors last time. But we don’t spread rumors or believe in them. This time, what I said is true because I saw it with my own eyes. He also saw it with his own eyes. Then who will compensate us for our losses? Brothers, let’s do this together. Get up and kill this liar. Kill him, beat him, beat him, beat him . Stop, stop. Can you make up stories about the emperor? You all don’t want to have your heads anymore. Then we don’t care about today. Either make all of us satisfied, or compensate all of us. Yes, compensate us. Pay us. Pay us. Oh, compensate us, folks. But now the news is serious and someone has reported us. It’s really hard to talk about it. So, once the storm is over , I will continue. I will continue. No, no, it’s obvious that you are deceiving us . Otherwise, You said today that we want to listen to that one, uh, yes , the beauty dripping wax, do you guys want to listen? Yes, yes, yes , listen, listen, listen , okay , okay, now we are surrounded by tigers and it is really hard to talk. If anyone wants to listen, why don’t we chat privately on WeChat? Boss Lin is awesome, hahahaha. The ancients were honest. It is better to guard against the people’s mouths than to guard against the river. Don’t run away again. Isn’t this the beauty from before? How did she become a fugitive? You little bitch, you walk without eyes , you have a slutty and lewd look on your face. Let you run and walk. Bah, so unlucky. This aunt wants to ask you something. Who is the aunt ? Your family? Um, what’s the situation of that beautiful woman just now ? You said Jixiang. This little bitch relied on her seductive appearance to seduce men since she was a child. It is said that hey, don’t, don’t, I say, I say, her name is Jixiang. She is 18 years old this year and lives not far from my home. Two days ago, she married into the Lin family and poisoned her husband and father-in-law to death. This is the most vicious woman. I just confirmed it with my eyes. He is definitely not that kind of person . Young master, listen to my elder sister’s advice. This beauty harms people. Such a woman is not to be had. Well, Lao Wennuan went to see what was going on. It was Wanfu Lin Zhen’s old lady Lin who sued you for poisoning your husband and father-in-law. Do you plead guilty ? I plead guilty . Well , that’s good. Then what is your secret? Don’t be afraid. Tell me and I will make the decision for you. I have nothing to say. I just want to die quickly. The evidence is all here, sir. Why don’t you make a judgment? Do you want to bend the law for personal gain? Fan Fu and Lin Zhen are from the United States. They stole the wealth of their families and poisoned and killed their husbands and father-in-law . They are extremely evil. They should be imprisoned immediately and executed later. Okay , okay, I object. I object. Who are you? How dare you roar in court and obstruct justice ? I am the emperor. Is this okay? I am a high school student . I think there is something else going on in this case. I would like to apply for a retrial. Is there any problem? No problem, absolutely no problem. Bring the witnesses here. I will kowtow to the emperor and ask what you saw that day. What happened that day , Madam? Your pound of arsenic. Madam, there are quite a lot of rats in your house. You, you poisonous woman. It’s terrible . Your Majesty, the evidence is all here. I beg Your Majesty to execute this poisonous woman immediately. Kill her, kill her . You can’t kill her. You can’t kill her. You can’t kill her . You can’t kill her. You can’t kill her. You can’t kill her. You can’t kill her. Wait a minute, wait a minute , everyone, calm down and think about it carefully . How could a woman like this poison her husband for a little money ? I don’t think so. I don’t think so. I can’t. Hmm. Lord Gao, what do you think ? Uh, Your Majesty , I don’t think so either . Judging from her face, this woman is kind-hearted and beautiful , so she must not be the murderer . Even if she is the murderer, she must not be the mastermind. Even if she is the mastermind, she must have been forced into it. This woman’s face is full of grievances. Your Majesty, you can’t favor this vicious woman. She bought the arsenic and she also used the poison. Yes, I did it. Just admit it yourself, Your Majesty, kill her quickly . Oh, it hurts so much, stop it, go away , go away, go away Yo yo yo oh oh oh, does it hurt ? Oh oh, does it hurt ? It itches , oh oh oh, it itches, oh oh oh, you guys actually want to strangle someone to death with a rope . How terrible it is. If you strangle someone to death, he will turn into a ghost. No, no, I don’t agree . Then force him to drink poisoned wine and let him taste the arsenic. Ah , don’t force it. Force him to drink. Open your mouth , no, no , no, no, no, no, you eunuch, you are a piece of shit . Hurry up and think of a way for me. Or do you want this old slave to snatch this girl and run away? Don’t choose this one. Stop it and go back. Whoever can provide new evidence will be rewarded with a hundred gold coins and given the same roommate as you . Is your Majesty serious ? Women can also be officials. New era, new look. Women can hold up half the sky. Of course women can be officials . Even if your mother begged you that day, you would have agreed. No matter if it’s your son’s or your father-in-law’s, all the children born are the blood of our Lin family. Do n’t refuse to drink when you are toasted. Come out , hahahaha. The young lady is looking for you. Hurry up , silly son. This is not the way to drink wine. Pour it into the cup. No , do n’t say anymore . Oh, it turns out that I killed my husband and daughter. Oh, I deserve to die. I’ll drink myself to death. No, this old woman deserves it. She hurt you so badly, and you still want to save her. She is really a beautiful person with a kind heart. I didn’t make a mistake. Thank you, Your Majesty. It’s a pity that I, a common woman, cannot repay the favor of saving my life. How could that be? Jixiang has a question. I don’t know if I should ask Your Majesty . Please tell me whether your beastly eunuch succeeded or not. Your Majesty , hey, hey, hey, I won’t ask anymore. I won’t ask anymore. I’ll find the answer myself. When I was young, I didn’t understand political affairs , so the adulterous prime minister Su Rongbing took advantage of the opportunity to control the government for a long time , and even made a joke of “serving a dog as a husband”. You don’t have to be afraid. I know it wasn’t easy for you in the past. The Queen Mother often told me that a ruler should have a stable mind and a broad mind. So no matter what you did with Su Rongbing in the past , as long as you are loyal to the country in the future, I will forgive you for your past. As long as you are loyal to the country in the future, I will forgive you for your past. Thank you, Your Majesty, that’s it. Think more about the people before you do things in the future. Thank you, Your Majesty, for your advice. If there is something to do, report it. If there is nothing to do, leave the court. Report it to Your Majesty . Eastern Europe, South Yue, West Shu, and Northern Liangpo The king of Luowu has sent envoys to the court. Why not? There will be another war , right? Oh, this cannon fires, and ten thousand taels of gold . The little silver we earned last time was basically used up last time. The gold lost by Beimang has not arrived yet. Uh, uh, the emperor has misunderstood. When the other countries heard that Beimang was defeated and asked for peace, they sent envoys to my Longtang to pay tribute and pledge allegiance . So Longtang is the boss now. In the battle of Yanmen Pass, my Longtang lions were annihilated. Millions of Mang cavalry can be said to be the best in the world. Hahaha, did they bring the princess with them? Uh , I don’t know . Well, it ‘s okay. Next time, let them bring them all and obey my orders . Hehehe, I have a lot to do now . Hehehe, please punish me for being late in rescue. How is the matter going? All 8,000 death warriors have entered the palace. The spies in the palace have also been arranged. They are just waiting for your order. What are the attitudes of the six countries? All six countries are willing to help you get rid of the emperor. It ‘s time to end all this. Qin Yi, Qin Yi, I admit that I underestimated you at the beginning , but this time , I must let you know what it means to be overjoyed and then sad . Hahaha , come and help me. I ‘m numb. Hey, slow down. My beloved concubine lives in Longtang and is used to it. There are abundant products here, especially the durian from Borneo. I like durian the most. Remember to brush your teeth after eating. Your Majesty, what is brushing teeth? Brushing teeth means putting a hairy stick in your mouth and pumping it back and forth. Your Majesty, please teach me how to brush my teeth. Okay, I’ll teach you in a while . Your Majesty, are you okay? I ‘ve been waiting for a long time. Your Majesty, are you okay? I’ve been waiting for a long time. Wu You, I think I have always treated you well, but I didn’t expect that you would turn to the tyrant and go against me today. I’m well treated by you. I eat the food of Longtang and I’m an official of Longtang . It’s none of your business. I’m in a hurry and I don’t have time to talk nonsense with you. Just say get out of the way , Lord Su . Why didn’t I realize that you were so naive before ? You and these curries still want to stop me. Hahahahahahahahahahaha times have changed. Prepare for fire. The emperor Su Rongbing has been executed, but the arsenal was attacked. Was the loss big? The loss was not big, but after the inventory, it was found that some firearms were missing The six nations’ envoys must have done it . No one else has the courage or the strength. I think so too, but I’m not sure which one it was. Old Wen Nuan, I ask you if Long Tang is the best in the world now. Old Wen Nuan, I ask you if Long Tang is the best in the world now. If you want to do whatever you want, you can do whatever you want. That’s it. I’m the boss. I’m the strongest. I can do whatever I want. Why should I care which one it was? I said yes. Who, this old servant, understands ? Let Wu Yong search the embassies of various countries. If there is any obstruction , kill them without hesitation. My beloved concubine, your durian has arrived . Go to hell with the dog emperor. Your Majesty , Xiao Chunzi, you are a traitor sent by Su Rongbing . Who is Su Rongbing? Everything is because of you. Because of me, Xiao Chunzi. I ask myself if I have treated you well. Have I treated you well? You are a tyrant. Do you know that my family is a wealthy merchant in Beijing. Five generations live together happily. But that autumn, when I hunted you back to the city, you rode a horse in the street. My old mother was… In order to protect a pregnant bitch , you trampled her to death. It was really fucking trampled to death. I castrated myself for revenge , just to get revenge one day. Wasn’t this the fucking line I wrote last time? The heaven has eyes. Today, my revenge is avenged . I will die without regrets. Wait, wait, wait, when was your mother trampled to death by a fucking horse? 18 years ago. 18 years ago , I was only three years old. Do you think I looked like a three-year-old who could trample your mother to death? Yes, I was fooled. Yes, you don’t look very smart. Your Majesty, I’m sorry. I was fooled by Su Ruobing. But it’s too late to say anything now. I’ve already painted the smile on the dagger. What ‘s wrong with you, Your Majesty, Your Majesty , Your Majesty, how can I live without you? Your Majesty, Your Majesty, Your Majesty, how can I live without you? Your Majesty, Your Majesty, Your Majesty, you should lose weight. Your Majesty, Your Majesty, are you awake? Your Majesty, how do you feel? Be careful. It’s okay. I was just frightened by Xiao Chunzi. I forgot that I was wearing gold silk soft armor. Hahaha. It’s great to have you. With you , I have a home in this world. Even if it’s for you , I will make Longtang the most powerful country and give you a happy and stable home. Long live the emperor . Long live the emperor. All the ministers stand in front of you to thank your majesty . The behavior of various countries this time made me thoroughly understand that only by making Longtang more powerful and prosperous can we scare away the villains and prevent anyone from being tempted to act and taking risks. It has been played to 99 episodes. It ‘s time for me to realize my dream. Uh, Your Majesty, what is a dream? What else can a man dream of? Of course, it’s to sleep with a girl until I wake up naturally, or to count money until my hands cramp. Hmm , Lord Wu asked a good question. What is a dream? A dream is an expectation for the future. A dream is a belief that as long as you persist , you will feel happy. A dream is an expectation for the future. A dream is a belief that as long as you persist, you will feel happy. A dream is a belief in a better life. Now the Dragon Hall My dream is that one day I can see the people living and working in peace and contentment, having enough food and clothing, and one day I can see the Dragon Hall standing tall among the nations of the world, and one day the people will no longer suffer from the invasion of war and live a beautiful and free life. I am willing to follow the emperor to realize this great dream. I am willing to follow the emperor until death , bow my head and do my best until I die . In 2023 AD, Qin Yi unified the six kingdoms and completed the unification of the world for the first time. From then on, the writing system was unified, the wheels were unified, and all ethnic groups converted to the master and called him Qin Shihuang.

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