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現代社畜一覺醒來成了帶把的假太監，開局就接到給極品女帝沐浴更衣的美差，沒成想女帝自帶BUG差點就掉了腦袋 #chinese television dramas #逆袭 #爽剧 #shortdramas

Is this emperor a woman? Just take a bath. It’s milk and flower petals. Which grown man uses this stuff ? Who is talking ? What’s wrong, Your Majesty ? No one is talking. Maybe I heard it wrong. Your Majesty is just too tired. He feels comfortable in a bath. Although I don’t know how I got in , I entered the harem without being stabbed. This is a blessing. I heard that there are 3,000 beauties in the harem. If it were possible, Your Majesty would be them . It is definitely not an illusion . Who is pretending to be a eunuch? What a vicious plot. What’s going on? I was taking a bath and why did something suddenly happen? Strange thing. Why can I hear his voice? Pull them down and chop them off. Your Majesty , spare my life . Your Majesty, spare my life . No way, I’m going to be beheaded as soon as I get here. I practiced 300 poems and I’m proficient in making ice, salt, and steel. If I die, it would be in vain. He left you guys to go. Thank you, Your Highness. What’s the matter? Why did you suddenly stop shouting? Could it be that the emperor has taken a fancy to me? No, no, girls are okay, but I absolutely cannot accept this sissy. Who sent you to the East Palace and the West Palace? The East Palace and the West Palace , what is that? Your Majesty is very observant. I have no parents since I was a child . I just entered the palace to become a eunuch to make a living. Ignore them , eunuchs. What kind of look is that ? Does he know that I am a fake? Impossible! Pull down his pants, ah ah ah ah, your majesty, forgive me. This is called that dog slave. Slow , do you know what crime it is to pretend to be a eunuch? The ghost fucking knows. Do you think I want to come to this place ? Your Majesty, forgive me . What does your Majesty mean by forgiveness? He said he is proficient in everything . Could he be the reincarnation of the Zhe Immortal ? It would be difficult to do so. Kill the fake eunuch and execute him by slow slicing? Are you kidding me? Why didn’t you just chop him off ? You still want to execute him by slow slicing after saving him ? Hey, hey, hey, be gentle , but I am not a bloodthirsty person. If you can show Show your own value. I can let you go and spare your life, Your Majesty. I don’t know what kind of value Your Majesty wants to see. You can do a little bit of everything. I dare not brag about other things , but in this world, I am a big boss. You are so confident that you ca n’t help but brag . Can you write poems? Of course , take him as the basis. Write a love poem to him in half a quarter of an hour. This woman is a tigress. Who would write a love poem to him? Forget it, just think of it as saving your own life. Once you have seen the sea, all other waters are but puddles. Except for the clouds of Wushan, there are no more clouds. I am too lazy to look back at the flowers. It is half because of my cultivation. If you send it to the queen and it doesn’t please her, just use it as fertilizer for the flowers. What’s the situation? You know I’m a fake eunuch, but you still let me serve the queen. Your Majesty didn’t come by yourself, so why did you send a little eunuch? Someone drag him out and beat him with 50 boards. Damn, 50 boards and he still wants to live. Queen, calm down . The emperor didn’t mean to not come. He has something important to do. He also specially wrote a poem for you and prepared a letter for you. Queen, the emperor sent me here for a reason. What’s the reason? Queen, what is your majesty? People, the emperor is above everyone else, and his standards are very high. If your majesty wants to please your majesty , you need some little skills. I just happen to understand your majesty’s needs , so that’s why your majesty sent me here. What can you do ? Your majesty , don’t worry. If you want to capture a man’s heart, you must first capture his stomach . Add this secret little perfume of mine . As long as your majesty eats these dishes, it will be a natural thing . I didn’t expect that while refining perfume, you can also find aphrodisiac flowers . Hahaha, the emperor needs an offspring. The queen needs the emperor. As long as he takes my medicine , haha, these two things will be done. Hahaha, Wang Ming, you are really a fucking little genius. Wang Ming really has some skills. How is the investigation ? Your majesty, this little name is indeed as he said, with a clean background , but I don’t know why he was not attacked. Your majesty, the queen requests to see you. Your majesty, little name is here too. Let them come in. My beloved concubine has such good skills. These are what I should do. Little name served very thoughtfully. Thank you, your majesty for the reward. Eat it, eat it, eat this lion head When you two have sex , you will have pleased the Queen and completed the task you assigned to me. Life should be easier now. My beloved concubine is thoughtful. Hmm , get out of here, get out of here , you little dog slave. How could you end up in my bed? It’s over. I took care of the Queen and ended up in bed. If the Emperor knew about this, it would be wrong. Are you hungry? Little name. This is the meal His Majesty specially rewarded you. Thank you. Damn, isn’t this the dish I drugged? Why did you let me eat it? No, if this happens, even 8 heads won’t be enough to chop off. I have to run away. Okay, you little dog slave, you are so bold to have an affair with the Queen. How many heads do you have to chop off? It ‘s over. You slept with the Emperor’s woman and got caught red-handed. You are doomed to die. There is no excuse for anything. You will cause chaos in the harem and deserve death . But it was I who asked you to serve the queen. I am also responsible for what happened . Did I hear wrongly? The emperor actually said that he was also responsible . But I slept with his woman. Could it be that this emperor is not only a sissy but also has a cuckold complex? Or does he not like women? No, no, no, I have to stay away from him in the future . But the death penalty can be spared, but the living crime cannot be escaped. How about this? You will make the queen pregnant within one month, and I will not pursue this matter. Crazy, crazy, this emperor is mentally ill. You slept with his woman and he doesn’t care, and you even want to be a father. He is really not capable of that. I dare not, I will kill you now. Your servant has received the order. Your Majesty, may I ask why the queen was sent back to Jingren Palace ? The prime minister requests an audience with you, Your Majesty. Congratulations to Your Majesty. Yesterday, the queen slept in the Qianqing Palace. If there is an imperial heir , it will be a blessing for our Great Qin and the people. Prime Minister, please don’t be polite . The queen is my concubine. Even if you are her father, you don’t have to worry about which concubine stays in my bedroom. Haha, then this old minister is guilty. Damn, the queen is actually the prime minister’s daughter. Oh, it’s over, it’s over. If he knows that his daughter was ruined by me, he will crush me to death with just one finger. I don’t know if the prime minister has been here early in the morning. What’s the important matter? There are millions of refugees stranded in the Fort due to the flood . If this continues, the treasury will be empty. So send them back to the Fort. This emperor is a fool. I’ve already said there’s a disaster. How will they survive if you send them back ? I’ll be critically ill by then. Let’s see what you can do. You can’t send them back , Prime Minister. What do you think? If you don’t send them back, then conscript them into the army. The war in the northern border is intense. Use them as fresh troops. This Prime Minister is also stupid. Not to mention that they were already suffering from the disaster and they have resentment in their hearts, and you are organizing troops for them. If you go there , you won’t worry about the problem of money and food. This big Qian Kingdom has not perished with leaders like you two . The foundation is really strong. No, Xiao Mingzi, if you are a refugee, what can you do ? I’m terrified . I don’t know how to solve it . Well, why do you ask me suddenly? But they are really stupid. Too many refugees means that the cake is not enough to share. You should make the cake bigger and stronger, use offense instead of formation, and vigorously attack and defend. Not only will you resettle the refugees, but you will also create value . Once the disaster is over, hehe, you will have more ways to make a living. It’s really a good idea. The emperor is stupid. Who is talking? Your Majesty, what are you doing ? Well, I have already thought of how to resettle those refugees. Oh, if there are too many refugees, then we should expand the offense and defense, use attack instead of formation to resettle those refugees, and wait for the disaster to ease before sending them back to their original place. Strange, why is it the same as what I thought in my heart? Your Majesty is wise, then do it. Your Majesty, I want to see my daughter, Li Xiangguo. It’s not too abrupt for me to call you father-in-law. Oh, the queen is in the palace and I will take care of her. Aren’t you still worried? Why don’t you wait a few days until the queen has good news and then you can meet . Then this old minister will wait for good news from your majesty. Don’t worry, Prime Minister. With the cooperation of our upper and lower forces, our Daqian Kingdom will surely prosper. I’m going to kill you, you dog slave. I’m going to kill you, Queen. I don’t want this to happen, but I will be responsible. How can you be responsible if you, a dog slave , pretend to be a eunuch? If the emperor knows, I will arrest all your clans . Don’t call me . Do you really want to lure the guards here? My life is worthless, but you, the daughter of the Prime Minister. If the emperor really finds out, do you think anyone in your Prime Minister’s Mansion can be spared? You still dare to say that since we are all going to die, we might as well live happily. No , if the emperor knows We have no way out but to die. No, we can’t go on like this. There is only one way now, that is to let me stay in the Qianqing Palace with the emperor. If you knew it was the emperor who asked me to sleep with you, I’m afraid you wouldn’t think so. Okay, okay, I’ll find a way. Empress, the Queen Mother invites you to the back garden to appreciate the flowers. Let’s go now . Qing’er, I heard that the Empress stayed in the Qianqing Palace yesterday. Your mother is really sharp-eyed. You can’t hide any action in the harem . The Empress has been in the palace for many days and I haven’t heard you visit me . I thought you were not good enough. In this case, Qing’er, you go and serve the emperor. Qing’er has seen Your Majesty, I appreciate your kindness, but I only have the Empress for now. How can that be? You are the Emperor’s heir, and you are of utmost importance. One more person means one more possibility. I will let the Empress do it as soon as possible. Some people add some ice cubes to cool down the hot weather. What do you think, my beloved concubine? Thank you, Your Majesty. I heard that there have been many refugees recently and many people ca n’t even afford to eat. I didn’t expect that Your Majesty would be so extravagant as to use ice cubes. I’m afraid it would cost a lot to store ice cubes. Yes, in times of national crisis, Your Majesty should take the lead in frugality . Damn , the ice used here couldn’t have been saved from the winter, right ? Your Majesty will pay attention to it in the future . Ice cubes can be made casually . Is this the Emperor? You are so cheap. By the way, summer is coming, and getting some ice cubes in the palace should be useful. But these are just small ice cubes. Your Majesty, don’t worry. The ice cubes will not become a burden , but will become a business for us rich people to support our families in the future. Your Majesty must be responsible for what he said. In order for the Emperor to use ice cubes in summer , the Ministry of Internal Affairs spends thousands of taels of silver every year. The value that Your Majesty is talking about is not just to feed the few people who keep the ice cubes, right? Xiao Mingzi, let the Prince of East open his eyes. See how you make ice cubes. Your Majesty, I am a humble servant. How can I make ice? Your Majesty said he can make ice. A little eunuch can make ice in July. Your Majesty, this joke is not funny. Your Majesty, for the sake of our Daqian country, I know a famous doctor who has certain sword skills for eye diseases. I suggest that Your Majesty can take some time to see this stinky country bumpkin. You look so unsophisticated, but you are not even good at all. This cannot be done, third brother. If he makes ice cubes, what will you do? If he can cure the disease, I am willing to serve the people outside the Great Wall. The victims donated 1 million taels of silver. But if this little eunuch can’t cure the disease, then the newly built streets in the north of the city will be yours. Hmph, then I would like to thank the emperor for his reward. If you can’t make ice today, go to the Ministry of Internal Affairs and get 50 lashes . Your Majesty, this servant is just a servant. He ca n’t make ice. Even if you beat him to death, he can’t make ice. Damn, this dog emperor always beats people. Your Majesty, your servant is willing to try. Hmph , but I have to prepare a few things now. Just curing it is not only cheaper than the cost, otherwise it is better not to cure it. Your Majesty, don’t worry . They are worthless things. They don’t have much money. They look decent. Can they be used? Look at it. It’s out. It ‘s sincere . Well, mother, you can rest assured now. Third brother, I want to see one million taels tomorrow. I obey your order. My name is Xiao Ming. The meritorious service of making ice is rewarded with one million taels. Thank you, Your Majesty. I didn’t expect that the emperor still has some humanity and knows to help me. Then I will help you again. Your Majesty, in fact, this ice cube can not only cool down , but also be a delicacy. Oh, such hard ice, do you want us to knock out all our teeth? Your Majesty, calm down. Since it is a delicacy, it is naturally It needs to be prepared. Let him try it. It is indeed delicious. Qing’er rewards you. Qing’er thanks the Queen Mother. It’s a pity that Yuezhi has come recently and we can’t enjoy this delicacy. Your Majesty, try it. It is really delicious . If you are not feeling well, it is understandable that you don’t eat it when Yuezhi comes. You don’t eat it either. Could it be that you have come to Yuezhi as well? Fuck, you are not really a woman. It’s fine if he doesn’t favor his concubines , but Xia Ruo is the only woman around him. If you have nothing to do, your son will take his leave first. Your mother, the little lost man is amazing. This is what he made. The perfume is so fragrant. Did you make this? Hand over the formula. Give me these two silver coins and it’s yours. You want to get rid of me with just one or two silver coins? Why do n’t you just rob me? Why don’t you want to? You have to think about it. If you agree to me, you can earn these two silver coins. If you don’t agree , Your Majesty, it’s not up to me to agree or not. It ‘s just that the Queen asked me to make this perfume, and I heard that His Majesty has the right to participate. Will you give it to me ? Your Majesty, what’s wrong ? Did you hit your teeth when you ate ice cubes just now? Let’s go, Queen, this is not good. What are you talking about in broad daylight ? I haven’t had my period this month. I’m afraid I’m pregnant. Is it true or not? It’s been three days . I responded on time . It can’t be wrong. No, we can’t wait any longer. We must take action in the next few days. Leave it to me . Hey Yiyi, let me ask you a question. What’s the matter, Brother Ming? How do you deal with your menstruation ? Hey, Brother Ming, why are you so disgusting? I’m just curious. No, just use this thing. Just use this . Um, hey, if we calculate by time, in a few days, the emperor should not eat ice. Let’s give it a try. Hey, Aunt Xia, what’s wrong ? Hey, this is our family’s new research. What can you use? You are thoughtful, Your Majesty, Your Majesty, it’s okay, it’s just my menstruation, just bear with it and it will pass. Your Majesty, try this first, um, hmm Hmm, not bad. When did Xiao Luoluo become so clever and deft? It wasn’t me who did it. It was Xiao Mingzi who gave it to me. Hurry up and call him over. Your servant is here to see His Majesty. The emperor looks good. Is he having his period or not ? As expected, has he guessed that I’m a woman ? This person cannot be kept, but he doesn’t seem to be a snobbish person. Uh, Your Majesty , your servant, the queen is pregnant. What ? Um, do you think I’m perverted ? Uh, I dare not, I dare not. Of course I’m perverted. Your wife is pregnant and you’re so happy without any effort. Why don’t you dare? I’m afraid that in your heart, I’ve long been nothing, right? Now you know why I asked you to serve the queen, right? Damn, the emperor is a woman So fucking beautiful. It ‘s over. It’s over. You’re not going to kill me to silence me, are you? I didn’t see anything. I didn’t see anything. Now that you know my identity , you can understand why I made the queen pregnant. Because the queen is the daughter of the prime minister. Your Majesty is showing weakness . If the queen has a child, the prime minister will fully support her. The emperor is quite smart, so don’t worry. At least you are still of some use to me now. However, the empress is much more beautiful than the queen. If you can spend a night with her, you’d better put away those thoughts that shouldn’t be there and work for me well. Maybe there is still a glimmer of hope. If my identity is exposed , I won’t even know how to die . You know how powerful it is. Uh , get out of here. What the hell is going on? How about tonight? The emperor has been here these few days. Aunt, the emperor is not free these few days. Let’s talk about it in a few days. Your Majesty, has the queen asked to see Xiaoming? Um, let him in. Your Majesty, you must be tired after a busy day. I prepared a midnight snack for you myself. I’m not hungry. Your Majesty, do you dislike me? This is cooked by me personally for you. Well , let’s take a rest, your majesty, let’s have a drink . Um , your majesty, don’t worry , let’s go over there . The emperor is a woman. Oh, the night is long and I don’t feel like sleeping. Hey, Yiyiming brother , why aren’t you asleep yet? Why aren’t you asleep either? I should be the one asking you this. Why didn’t you go to accompany the queen and come here by yourself ? Why? I’m telling you, you can’t tell anyone. Just now, the Empress went to see the Emperor with the Hehuan Powder and the food box. What’s going on? Oh no, the Emperor is a woman. It’s impossible. How could the Emperor be a woman ? It ‘s impossible. Oh, keep drinking, Xiao Mingzi . The Emperor is a woman . I know. I know . Go away. The Emperor is a woman. It’s impossible for me to get pregnant. If he finds out, both of us will be finished. What should you do ? Should you tell her that it was the Emperor who asked me to get her pregnant ? No, no, if the Prime Minister finds out, he will be in a rage with the Emperor. Don’t be afraid. The Emperor doesn’t dare to do anything to us. He not only hides it from us, he also hides it from everyone in the Great Qian Kingdom. If his identity is exposed He might not even be able to sit on the throne. Otherwise, you sleep with him. What are you talking about? Then it’s all over. There’s a love powder in your wine dregs . Don’t blame me, little sister. Only in this way can we have a way to survive . The old servant is seeking death. Your Majesty, you already know it. You only knew it yesterday. I didn’t dare to tell him. It’s because you made me sleep with the queen. The queen was anxious and wanted to drug me to sleep. Who knew that there was medicine in the wine? We slept together in a daze. Since you all know it, we have to kill her to silence her. Sairuo, please spare me , please spare me, please calm down. Now Daqian is facing internal and external troubles . It’s not easy to have such a situation under your majesty’s governance . If the queen is killed now , wouldn’t the foundation be shaken? You mean that without the prime minister, the Great Qian Kingdom will perish? I dare not, Your Majesty . My Li family is insignificant, but if the East King and the West King know about it, I’m afraid it will be a disaster. No wonder I slept with the queen. Although the prime minister is domineering, he is restrained by the queen. Without the prime minister’s support, the throne will be in jeopardy. I have been frivolous to the emperor . It is not a pity to die for the emperor, but please give me another chance for my sincerity. I will die for your majesty and follow your majesty’s orders. I will believe you for the time being , but you must know that your lives are firmly in my hands. If I want If something happens , I will be the first to fall in front of your Majesty. I don’t want to deceive you. It’s just that since the founding of our Great Qian Kingdom, no woman has ever ascended the throne. The previous emperor’s lineage was childless, and I have my own difficulties. It’s not easy to be an emperor. Help him. Helping him is like helping yourself. Your Majesty, rest assured that your concubine and Xiaomingzi will definitely assist your Majesty wholeheartedly. Your Majesty, I don’t understand why you have to let the queen know your Majesty’s identity. Xiaomingzi already knows my identity. How long do you think the queen can keep it secret ? The only price I didn’t calculate is that the queen actually used Hehuan Powder. I know it. Xiao Mingzi, didn’t you get some perfume last time ? Get more and sell them in the palace . Your Majesty, the earthquake cost a lot of money . We should also help your Majesty solve the problems. You don’t have to go, your majesty . Yiyi and I will go. It’s okay . It’s a bit embarrassing for the head of a palace to sell perfume. Come and take a look. Look at the smell of our perfume. It revolves around you . It’s okay for a little eunuch to not give me the formula of the perfume, but he dares to sell it everywhere. He is looking for death. Prince Wuyou Ping’er is willing to serve the prince. Oh, it hurts. Can the eunuch in front help me? Uh , you are calling me . Oh, where does my brother live? Ping’er is not convenient . Can I go to your place to apply some medicine? Even the eunuch is not spared. If she is a green tea, then she has other purposes. So, just play with her . Of course, you can go slowly. You sit down first. I’ll go get some water . Okay, you should go back quickly. I have other things to do today. Thank you so much, brother. What are you busy with ? Your sister can help you. What I am busy with is confidential. Ping’er is absolutely tight-lipped. Oh, good brother, Ping’er really just wants to repay you. I have no other ideas. Okay, I’ll take the risk. You have to kiss me. Come on, come and have a look. How come they also have perfume? Fair competition. They sell theirs , and we sell ours at 50% off. Perfume is on sale, buy one get one free . It’s so cheap . Don’t, don’t, don’t go. Don’t go. It’s so beautiful. How can you This is too much. Go away. Why are you here ? So you went to steal the perfume formula. Humph, a dog eunuch dares to take advantage of me. Now that I don’t have perfume, let’s see how you show off. Hey, Brother Ming, what’s going on ? Oh, I was free a few days ago and made some perfume formulas. I didn’t expect that he would learn them. Why are you so careless? It’s okay. My perfume formula will only smell good if used by beautiful people. If sold by an ugly person like him, it will smell bad . It really smells bad. This Dong Wanggong has sold fakes to the palace. No, we can’t just let it go. Go to Dong Wanggong and ask for an explanation. Go, go, go , uh, how is it possible ? It smelled good when it was made . I said, my perfume Only beautiful people like our Yiyi buy it, it smells good. If an ugly person like you buy it, it will smell stinky. Humph , East King, you are so bold that you dare to sell fake goods in the palace. Please forgive me, Your Majesty . I didn’t mean it. The disaster outside the Great Wall still needs 1 million taels of silver. East King, please make up for it and let it go. Humph , all this is the conspiracy of Your Majesty and this little eunuch. I am willing to be punished, but I am a prince. According to the law, I should be fined three years of salary. I don’t want it. I will regard it as a contribution to the victims. Humph , the East King is very rich. Of course, he is the richest businessman in Daqian Kingdom , otherwise I would not be tolerant of him in every way. Hey, I have a way. Bai Xue fell asleep, and then we got up. Um, hahaha, Your Majesty, this is new from the auction house There are so many glass products in the list. But they are real. I have already inquired about it. I heard that a merchant in the Western Regions suffered a disaster at home, so he took out these treasures to sell. It is better to get them all. How is the matter of the Queen Xiaomingming? He signed a military order with me last time. Your Majesty, don’t worry . Xiaomingming has been working day and night to do the things you asked him to do. How much does it cost? Your Majesty, guess it. When my mother celebrated her birthday last time, the King of the East also sent a similar size one. The price is 1,000 taels. Your Majesty , in fact, these things are not valuable at all. They are all made of sand. It’s just that those people from the Western Regions who have eaten a leopard dare to cheat us, the people of the world. The cost of these things is… A total of 500 Wen. Hey, Lord Li, who signed the first bid for this auction? Look at the sandalwood chair , Guan Yaoze, and the auction items on the list. These dozens of glass products are really a big deal. Hey , it’s all about money. As far as I know, um, a wealthy businessman in the Western Regions suffered a disaster, right? You mean these glassware? After selling them, you can make some money to go back for disaster relief. Oh, little lost man, you are so brave that you dare to let me stay in such a place. Your Majesty , calm down. If you show up at the scene, they won’t dare to pay. This is the best product in the city. Let’s take a look. Not bad, not bad. Now we start bidding. The starting price is 1,000 taels, one thousand. Taels, 1,200 taels, 2,000 taels, I’ll give you 3,000 taels, 4,000 taels, 5,000 taels . I never thought that I couldn’t even come up with a few thousand taels of silver because of the disaster outside the Great Wall. My ministers, each with a fortune of millions, are fighting to the death here for a little discouragement. 5,000 taels once, 5,000 taels , 5,000 taels twice, 5,000 taels three times. Congratulations, King Dong. This glassware is yours. Congratulations, King Dong . Congratulations, King Dong . King Dong is really generous. Do you think it’s so easy for a woman to be an emperor ? But, considering that you are my woman, it’s only right for me to help you. Xiao Mingzi, uh, what are you talking about ? I didn’t say anything. I heard that yesterday’s auction was very lively. There have been disasters outside the Great Wall, but you are fighting over small pieces of glassware in the back. Your Majesty, yesterday I have already instructed my family to auction all the glassware and the proceeds will be used for the disaster relief in the front. Oh, Prime Minister, you are thoughtful. How about this? No matter how much the glassware you bought yesterday was, I will buy it at the original price. If the rest of the officials are willing to donate , they can sell it to me. Although the glassware is good , my Great Qin is more important. You gentlemen, please think clearly, you are a bunch of fools. These glassware are scarce. It will be good if you sell them again. Several times the profit, Your Majesty, Your Majesty , something bad has happened. A large number of colored glaze products have appeared in the market, and each one is only sold for one penny. How could this be? I heard that someone has developed a method to burn colored glaze. But it is made of sand and is not worth anything at all . How could this be ? Your Majesty, Your Majesty , Your Majesty , Your Majesty, I have to thank the Prime Minister for what happened today. Your Majesty is too polite, or is Your Majesty more strategic ? Haha , this old minister is just going with the flow. Father, well, my daughter, this is your husband’s guess, right ? The Queen is pregnant. Oh, hahaha, congratulations, Your Majesty, this old minister will serve you wholeheartedly in the future. Your Majesty, the East King wants to see you, let him come in. Speak to the East King, what do you mean? I am willing to donate all the glassware in my hands . Unfortunately, the money for disaster relief is already enough. But the glass ring in my hand should be thanked by the King of the East. I am the owner of this auction house. You bought tens of millions of glassware in one go, otherwise I would not have been able to raise the funds so quickly. It turned out to be you, Su Qingxue. You must die a horrible death . How dare you curse the emperor ? Come on , drag this traitor out of here . Your Majesty , please forgive me for my words. The King of the East spoke without reason. He sealed up his business and sealed him in the King of the East Palace. He is not allowed to leave the palace without my order . Uh, uh, she hasn’t eaten again . Her Majesty has had a poor appetite since she became pregnant. Brother Ming , can you think of a way to get her to eat something? Well, let me think about this. Ah , what did the queen like to eat before? Yes, the queen used to like sweets and dairy products, but after she became pregnant, the imperial physician told her to eat less sweets and drink more milk. Now the queen drinks milk every day, and she feels like vomiting when she smells milk . Let’s go, grandpa, cut all these fruits. I’m going to make cakes and candies . What are cakes and candies? You’ll know when they’re made. Here they are. This is cake and this is candy. Try it. Wow , they look so good. This candy is so delicious . The queen will definitely like it. Of course, this lactic acid one is the most suitable for pregnant women. Although it can increase nutrition , she can’t keep eating it. What should we do with so much? We can sell it. Didn’t you complain last time? It is said that everyone in the palace has a bottle of perfume, so it is not selling well. Well, this candy is really delicious . My queen has a much better appetite since she ate your candy. Why don’t you shout? If you don’t shout , how will others know what we sell? Do I need to shout? Once others see you eating like this, I don’t have to advertise. Is it really delicious? Xiao Mingzi , are you here to buy things? I guarantee that after you eat one of the new candies, you will want to eat two. Who is here to buy things? Get out of here. Hey, hey, it’s none of your business. I tell you, this is the queen’s stall . You dare to touch it. What’s wrong with the queen’s stall? Let’s see who is in charge in the harem. Last time you sold perfume, that was fine. This time you didn’t get our consent . Is the harem opened by your family? Oh, so you are jealous of us because of how much money we make. Smash your ass . I am the one who sees who dares to move. Why are you afraid? We are the Queen Mother’s people. What’s wrong with the Queen Mother? I know she is afraid. I will beat you, a fox who is pretending to be powerful. You dare to use the title of the Queen Mother . I will beat you because you dare to use the title of the Queen Mother to cheat people. Wait for us to leave. Brother Ming, how can you beat people casually? Let’s go quickly. The Queen Mother’s people are not easy to mess with. It’s okay. It’s just a small eunuch. Can he really go to the Queen Mother? Besides, it’s not worth it for a piece of candy. Xiao Mingzi , you are so bold that you dare to beat even the people of the family. Why did Chen Zongguan run to Changchun Palace to work? I think you are done beating Xiao You’re here again, old man. I know you’re the queen’s favorite , but the rules are set by the queen dowager. If you sell something, you must give half to the queen dowager . Why don’t you go and rob it? Even if I rob it, so what ? Come on, what’s the matter, queen? Can’t I sell milk candies to save some money for the child in my belly? This is all the queen dowager’s idea . Then I’d like to ask the queen dowager’s idea. No, I’m here. No, I’m here. Queen dowager, Chen Zongguan, you are so bold. I asked you to regulate the order of the harem, and you did so . The queen, you know that the queen is pregnant. If you make her unhappy, it will affect her offspring. Even if you have ten heads, you won’t be enough. Go down and accept the punishment yourself. I don’t know if the emperor is satisfied with this way of handling it. Mother, just handle it yourself. We’ll talk about the East King’s matter later. Huh , Xiao Mingzi, you are really good at causing trouble . Your Majesty , how can I cause trouble? I’m doing this completely for your sake. I think Zongguan Chen has a special relationship with the queen dowager . You are so bold that you are not allowed to comment on your mother casually. Huh , you can’t comment on your mother casually . I’m afraid you want to strangle him to death. How do you know that they have a different relationship? Don’t mention it. Su Qingxue’s little face is particularly tempting. I really want you to kiss her little name. Do you want to kiss me ? No, no , there are still things in the world that you dare not do. This is the clue you discovered, I give it to you to do. I need solid evidence . If you can’t do it, I will punish you . Brother Ning, hurry up, Xixi Princess, why did you come to you and me ? Why don’t you welcome me? Don’t forget that your emperor said that I can come to you anytime if I have something to do. Meet the princess, hum, I’ve waited for you for so long, but you refused to tell me the second couplet . If it were in our Great Jin, your head would have been hung on the city wall and dried in the air. Isn’t this just knowledge payment? Come and kiss me, ah, princess, calm down . I know I was wrong . Princess, please have some milk candy , um, it tastes good , but it’s not to my taste. In our Jin Kingdom , there is not much else, but there is a lot of milk, cow’s milk, goat’s milk, eat more of what to supplement, I advise you to eat more too . Damn , this is a dimensionality reduction attack, ah, ah , ah, stop working, when it comes to food, your Great Qin can’t compare with our Great Qin. If you have this time, you might as well write a few more poems. Hey, what is this? Hey, why is it so greasy? I wo n’t eat it. And what is this thing? It’s black and bubbling. You’re not trying to poison me, are you? Hmm , it’s delicious . Xiao Mingzi, I heard that you’ve given these things to Xixi. Have you tried them ? This is a new delicacy I developed. I sent it to you specially for you to try . Eat it, eat it. It’s rich in fat . When you get fat, you’ll turn from a beautiful woman into a big fat man. You still have the nerve to pull my ears. What did you say ? Uh, I said this is a new delicacy I developed for you to try. This food is rich in fat and will make you fat if you eat it . Damn, Su Qingxue actually knew all this. Xia Ruola, go out and give her twenty big sticks. Beat her hard. I’m so mad . Why don’t you come back to Dajin with me? I will never treat you like this. Our Dajin has the best talents. That won’t work. Although His Highness beat me , he was very good to me. That’s good . Don’t move. You are not a eunuch. I said, how could a little eunuch possibly win over me ? Now let’s go back to Dajin. My father will definitely be very happy. That won’t work. I won’t go back to Dajin with you. I am a rich man. His Highness treated me very well, but you were beaten like this and still cheered. You know nothing. Beating is love and scolding is love. The harder you beat, the deeper the love. Do you think my way is too good or Your Majesty’s way is good. Your Majesty , I’m afraid it’s not necessary. Well, Princess Xixi has already applied medicine to Xiaomingzi. Just tell me what you want to say. Your Majesty, I saw Princess Xixi kiss Xiaomingzi . If you hit Xiaomingzi again, Xiaomingzi will probably be seduced away by Princess Xixi. Your Majesty , please don’t move. Do you hate me so much ? I think I shouldn’t hit you. No, Your Majesty is the emperor . Whatever the emperor does is right . Of course you hate me. I served you so much , but you dared to hit my butt . If you weren’t the emperor, I would have pressed you on the bed and spanked you hard. Well, what did you do ? It’s nothing. Let you grow up Remember, you are my, Su Qingxue’s man. What does it mean? Do you really want to go with that Princess Xixi ? What’s so good about her ? Am I not as good as her ? Your Majesty, ah ah, Your Majesty, why are you doing this? It’s really a good show. I didn’t expect that the emperor of Daqian Kingdom was actually a woman. Princess Xixi, the Empress Daqian had a secret meeting with the eunuch. If you hadn’t seen it with your own eyes, who would believe that love between men and women is just like this ? Didn’t you also kiss Xiaoming? I don’t care who you are having sex with. I only know that the emperor of Daqian Kingdom is a woman . What’s wrong with being a woman? As long as the people can live and work in peace and happiness, and the country can be peaceful and prosperous , let alone being a woman, even if you are a dog, I have no objection. You are the dog , but you deceived everyone in the world. Everyone in the world thought that the emperor of Daqian Kingdom was a man. What do you want to do? I want to make a deal with you. What deal? Give me this man and I will keep this secret in my heart. Otherwise, I’m not sure I will say something . It ‘s none of my business. It’s impossible. If you want to say it, just say it . Follow me back to Dajin , otherwise I will reveal that Su Qingxue is a woman. Princess Xixi, I have told you many times that I am a Daqian and it is impossible for me to go back with you. If you like to announce it, then announce it. Don’t regret anything. Princess Xixi knows that the emperor is a woman. Kill him quickly. How can you, a woman, fight and kill all day long? Once the news that the emperor is a woman gets out, not only you, the emperor, but also I and the unborn child in your belly will die. You changed your mind and want to go back to the Great Jin Kingdom with me. Your Highness, I will not go back to the Great Jin Kingdom with you. I came here today to ask you a favor. Are you here to persuade me not to reveal that Su Qingxue is a woman? Well, our Highness has finally achieved what we have today. Now our Great Qian Kingdom is peaceful and prosperous. Do you really want to see all this destroyed? Your Great Qian Kingdom is thriving, but I’m afraid this is not what our Great Jin wants to see. I hope that your Great Qian will get worse day by day. As far as I know, the crown prince of your Great Jin Kingdom is the most despicable among your brothers and sisters. Do you really want to destroy the Great Jin Kingdom? Hand it over to such a waste? Be brave. Instead of pinning your hopes on the civil strife of other countries, it is better to strengthen the strength of your own country. Our Majesty is doing such a thing. Little name. I am going back to my country today. Do you want to write a poem for me? What kind of poem do you want ? Be bold. Today may be the last time we meet. Dim and light yellow body, soft Love is far away, only fragrance remains. Why bother with light green and deep red ? It is the best among flowers. Your Majesty, the princess has left . The movements must be faster. It is becoming increasingly difficult to conceal the identity. Brother Ming, next time we make something delicious, catch it for me. Yes, ah, ah, what are you doing ? How dare you arrest the Queen’s people? This is the Queen Mother’s order. Take the Emperor away. It’s not good. Xiaoming has been captured by the Queen Mother. It’s not good. Xiaoming has been captured by the Queen Mother. Xia Ruo, quickly go and get the things I asked you to prepare. The Emperor is in a hurry. Where is he going? Meet the Queen Mother. I want to go find the Queen Mother. What a coincidence. I have something to find you for. Take off his pants . Wait, what are you going to do? Your Majesty , this Xiaoming is a fake eunuch . Oh, my servant searched the quiet room but couldn’t find a copy of Xiaoming’s stub. You must know that the first thing a eunuch should do when entering the palace is to leave a treasure in the quiet room. The Queen Mother thinks Xiaoming is a fake eunuch, where the concubines in the harem live. A man was allowed to sneak into the palace , or to serve the Queen. Such a woman is naturally very cautious . No need to act. He is a fake eunuch . Your Majesty, do you know He knew what he was talking about. Of course he knew that it was me who instructed him to do this. How bold! The 14 emperors of the Great Qian Kingdom strictly prohibited men from entering and leaving the harem . Could it be that Your Majesty felt that he had grown wings and wanted to challenge the rules left by his ancestors? Special matters should be treated specially. I am the emperor. I should rely on my lack of desire and naturally take me as the master. I am the emperor . I want to see if the emperor dares to say this in front of the ministers. Chen Zongguan summoned the ministers slowly. Mother, why don’t you take a look at this first and then think about whether to summon the ministers? Think again whether to summon the ministers . Hum , does your mother remember this thing ? Hum, where did it come from ? If you don’t want others to know, you must not do it yourself. Hum , let’s go, but slow down. I instructed Xiao Mingzi to do this. Now that the matter has come to light, you are the wicked one who complained first. Do you have to give me an explanation? Your Majesty is satisfied now. My mother is decisive. Hum, thank you very much , Your Majesty, for saving my life. There is no need to thank me . It was you who discovered it before and saved your life, but I didn’t find any substantial evidence before. I originally She wanted to trick him. From his appearance, the empress dowager really has something unclear with these princes. Your Majesty is wise. Your Majesty is wise. No, this harem is getting more and more dangerous. It would be great if we could find a reason to build our own power. In this way, when danger comes, we can protect ourselves and the emperor. Well, Your Majesty, what’s wrong? You know a little about training the team. How long will it take to see results? Results can be seen in three to five days. Combat effectiveness can be formed in three to five months . Okay, I will appoint you as the chief of the Imperial Guards. Within three months, I want to see a combat-capable army. It’s strange. Why do I feel that this woman knows my thoughts recently ? Is it a telepathic connection? Forget it, as long as the goal is achieved. Your Majesty , let a little eunuch manage our Imperial Guards. I don’t accept it. This is an order. Your Majesty , I’m sorry that I can’t obey it. How can a little eunuch manage our Imperial Guards? These brothers have won the glory of hundreds of battles. How can they be insulted by a eunuch ? Please withdraw your order. Please withdraw your order. I leave it to you. Your servant obeys your order. Your servant obeys your order. The dog emperor takes my life. There are assassins protecting the emperor. The bold thief is here to capture Xia Luo. Quickly call the imperial physician, Your Majesty. I have tried my best. The rest depends on Aunt Xia ‘s luck. Bullshit. The wound is not disinfected or sutured. That’s the best I can do . What is disinfection and suture ? Is this a doctor? He doesn’t even know about disinfection and suture. You do it according to your ideas. Cooperate with me fully. How did he pull me out? Never mind. Give it a try. Go to the wine cellar and get a few jars of wine. Go and prepare linen and needles. What are you doing ? Isn’t it too trifling? Can you cure him by pouring wine on him? I’m just disinfecting. This man is not a piece of clothing. How can it be sewed? Your Majesty, do you have any other ideas? If not, shut up and let him do it. You go and take his pulse. The pulse is really stable. After that, just pay attention to recuperation and the wound will slowly heal. Thank you, Xiao Mingzi . Huh, what’s the matter ? Your Majesty, a guard just rescued the emperor. He was injured and was about to die. I’ll go see the old king . Don’t worry, after you die, I will take care of your wife and children. Old Wang, you can go without worry. I will help you take care of your wife and children after you die. Hey, I see that you have been coveting other people’s wives for a long time. Stop talking nonsense. Old Wang died gloriously by blocking the knife for the emperor. Captain Li took care of Old Wang’s family after his death. Why does it become dirty in your mouth ? That’s right. If Captain Li likes my wife, just take her. Why wait until I, Old Wang, die? I can’t stand you eunuchs with dirty thoughts in your heads. Hey, who said you are going to die ? It’s just that you have lost too much blood and you can just get a blood transfusion. You are dying here and you can still get blood. Go and prepare something for me. If you can really save Old Wang , you are in charge of the Imperial Guards. Who dares to talk nonsense ? Be the first to chop him off . Yes, it really works. Come and draw some from me and give him more to replenish him . Damn it, do you think you can get blood casually? It needs to be matched. Thank you very much. Butler Wang, thank you for saving my life. From now on, my life will be yours. Okay, you bunch of useless assassins only realized it when you came before the emperor. Tomorrow, you should bring all the men and weapons to wait for me here, Your Majesty. How is Xia Ruo? The imperial physician gave her medicine and she fell asleep. Your Majesty, don’t worry. With your majesty’s blessing, Xia Ruo will definitely be safe. Think of your name. Why are you leaning so close to me? No, do n’t let your thoughts run wild. Thank you, Xiao Mingzi, today. If it weren’t for you, I wouldn’t know what to do. It’s okay, it ‘s okay . Even the emperor is a woman who needs a warm embrace from his buddies. Xiaoming, you’re itching again, aren’t you? Master Wang, I need you to help me make a weapon. What kind of weapon is it? It’s a weapon that can be fired instantly. Do you know firecrackers? But I need to control the direction of its activation. Understand ? Hello, Butler Wang . Hello, Butler Wang. What a good sword! Of course! Weapons made in the craftsman’s workshop are our priority equipment for the Imperial Guards. It’s a pity that such a sharp weapon can’t beat me, Steward Wang. With your small body, you don’t even have the qualifications to join our Imperial Guards. Let alone me, just find someone and let you use one hand to see who can beat who. Humph, if you are not convinced, then let’s have a competition . If you can’t win, then don’t make things difficult for us, Steward Wang. If I lose , I don’t need others, so I don’t need you. Let me use one hand to go all out, Steward Wang, then you’d better be careful. Swords and knives have no eyes . If they hurt you, it will be bad. You can do whatever you want. I’m invincible . What? Captain Li, if you had been a little off , it would have been your head that fell. What kind of equipment is this? From today on, I will change the way the Imperial Guards fight and eliminate the enemy on the way of attack. Su Qingxue, that kid, seems to have discovered what happened between us. It’s only a matter of time , but it seems that the plan has to be pushed forward. What are you afraid of? Now the army is in my hands, and he can’t make any waves. Humph, King Xi, you… What are you doing? I heard that your majesty has granted the imperial decree , which shows that the defense of this palace is weak. My Chen Weijun will take over the guarding of the palace. It’s not necessary. The guarding of the palace has always been the responsibility of the Imperial Guards. Your Majesty is overly concerned. Those useless people in the Imperial Guards are useless. If they were useful, how could Your Majesty have been assassinated ? Your Majesty, please consider your own safety. I have said that the safety of the palace is the responsibility of the Imperial Guards. The emperor has no right to do whatever he wants. Is this new king so awesome? Unfortunately, times have changed. After a round of attacks, none of these useless people will survive. Your majesty, your majesty is also thinking about your majesty’s safety . How about this, the City Guards and the Imperial Guards have a competition. Whoever wins will be responsible for the guarding of the palace. Who are you? Those useless people in the Imperial Guards can’t compare with my City Guards . I am Wang Ming, the new commander of the Imperial Guards. Oh , so you are the little eunuch. Aren’t the Imperial Guards, which are led by a eunuch , a bunch of useless people without balls ? Why are you afraid, King of the West ? Let’s have a competition. It’s a deal . The winner will be decided in three days. When has the Imperial Guards ever beaten the King of the West’s Army? They are an elite army that has experienced hundreds of battles. I heard that they have given the Imperial Guard a new chief steward. Not to mention changing the chief steward, even if they have to change everyone from top to bottom, what can they do ? What is this? What is this? Hey, hey, what are they holding ? I don’t know. This is a kettle. Let the game begin. You useless people in the Imperial Guard, today I will teach you how to fight. You have already lost . Bullshit . You have lost before the game even started. You are not interested in this pretty boy, are you deliberately biased towards him? Hey, Lord Li , how did you lose? There must be an inside story. Hey, I heard that your majesty likes that nickname. Your majesty, you are so biased towards the Imperial Guard. Are you disregarding your own life? Let your soldiers retreat ten steps and let your losing heart I accept it. Back off and fight. Oh, hey, um , accept it or not . We have the strongest cavalry equipped with the latest crossbows. It seems that the city guards are just so-so . From now on, the guards of the palace will still be in charge of the Royal Guards. Your Majesty, these can only deal with some assassins. If I lead the cavalry to charge for one round , they can be killed . Cavalry appeared in the palace . Are you a good-for-nothing, general? We have to be on guard. What do you want to do? Let them compete again. One competition is fine, but what will you use for the next one ? I am willing to use the general’s tiger talisman to compete. If I lose, it means that I am no longer suitable for this position . It is necessary . The position of the general cannot be taken lightly . Yes, the city guards of the Western King are an existence that has swept across various countries. How can they be used in a competition? The king has made up his mind to fight, so there is no need to persuade him. That will be as you wish. You said that if it really comes to a life-and-death battlefield, the power of this gunpowder gun does not seem to be enough. Yes, facing such a torrent, how many shots can he fire? Hey, even this IQ can figure it out. If you really reach the battlefield, I think you have already lost. Shut up, your mother’s mouth. Charlotte said this is for your own good. If you really fight, none of your soldiers will survive. Just go ahead and do it. I want to see what you can do to make none of me survive. Your Majesty, it seems that you must take action today, regardless of life or death . Yes, the soldiers of the Chongyi Army can die, but they cannot be humiliated. There is no need, no need, King of the West, then I will show you the Royal Guards I trained, Su Qianxue, when did you train the troops? It seems that King of the West It’s no longer suitable to be in charge of the Imperial Guard. It seems that Daqian is going to change the situation. I didn’t expect his weapon to be so powerful . Oh, this weapon is so powerful . Foolish man, you are the idiot, you idiot. Now the King of the East and the West have all fallen, and the emperor is no longer constrained . Daqian’s good days are coming. Hum , Prince, Prince, that Su Qingxue has become a force to be reckoned with. Now there is no one in the whole Daqian who can stop her. She has got hold of our handle. What should we do? No, it’s not over yet. As long as Shu Qingxue dies, the whole Daqin will be back in my hands. Prince, you need an assassin’s nickname. I’m fine, Your Majesty, the assassin has been executed . What are you doing? You let assassins sneak into the palace again and again. Your Majesty , spare my life. These assassins all came out of Changchun Palace. What about the Queen Mother of the West? They are colluding with each other to disrupt the harem and my government. Execute your Majesty, the wise general of the Imperial Guard, Wang Ming, to protect the emperor Meritorious service deserves a reward. What kind of reward do you want? Wait a minute, wait a minute. The crime of the Western King assassinating the Emperor is unforgivable. But what if the Emperor is not qualified to be the Emperor at all ? What does the Eastern King mean? In my hand is the royal family tree, which records the names of emperors of all dynasties and their descendants. Under the previous emperor, Su Qingxue’s name was female, and her gender was female. In other words, the emperor we are bowing to is a woman. You say, how is this possible? How could the emperor be a woman? Yes, how could a woman make the Empress pregnant? Your Majesty, this must be the conspiracy of the Eastern King , Your Majesty, it is about the design of making money. This old minister dares to ask, Your Majesty, are you a woman? Yes, I am yours, but I am also the emperor , hahaha, everyone has heard it, he admitted it himself. Who said that women cannot be emperors? Who stipulates that the emperor must be a man ? The Son of Heaven, the Son of Heaven, and the imperial power are appointed by heaven, and only heaven can do it. Only the son of a woman is qualified to be the emperor. Su Qingqu, did you hear the thunder outside? This is the wrath of heaven for you being the emperor. How ridiculous! Why don’t you say that this is heaven’s encouragement for you? How dare you question the emperor’s legitimacy? Your Majesty is the daughter of the previous emperor , so naturally you have the right to inherit the throne . Nonsense! There has been no precedent of a female emperor since the founding of our dynasty. Even if you look through the history books , there is no female emperor. There was no such thing before, but now there is someone. The King of the East has bewitched the people and is causing chaos in our government. Drag him out and behead him. It’s a walk, and my death is not a pity. But, ministers, can you bear to watch this witch ruin the destiny of our Great Qin? You listen to the rumbling thunder outside. This is heaven’s dissatisfaction with this witch. That’s right, thunder out of the blue means heaven’s dissatisfaction with you . I fart your mother . Hum, in my opinion, it doesn’t matter whether the emperor is a man or a woman. He only If the late emperor’s child can bring peace and prosperity to the country and the people can live and work in peace and contentment , then he is a good emperor, right? Since you believe in this thunder so much, do you dare to bet with me ? What bet? Bet on whether this thunder is the wrath of His Majesty? Humph, how to bet ? You and I are standing in the rain, and I bet that this thunder will not hit you. That’s because His Majesty is legal and compliant. Although you are not a loyal subject , His Majesty will protect you , Xiao Mingzi. Humph , since you can’t wait to die, then I will grant your wish. Open your eyes and look carefully. This is His Majesty’s iron spear . With it, you will be blessed by His Majesty . Even the thunder will make way for you. You dog slave, I am of royal blood, and I am blessed by God. I believe that God has eyes and will never strike me. I remember how many meters the lightning rod is. 20. Since you are looking for death yourself, you can’t blame me. Although His Majesty is a girl , she is still blessed by God and is the orthodox emperor. If you go any further , you won’t get His Majesty’s blessing. Bullshit blessing is only for eunuchs like you. That’s why he hid under the skirt of this witch. Hurry up. Long live the emperor . Long live the emperor. My beloved ministers, stand up. The King of the East and the King of the West colluded with the Queen Mother to disrupt the government of our Great Qin and confiscate the property. Your Majesty , this wise old minister has only one thing I don’t understand. Your Majesty, since you are a woman, how did the Queen get pregnant with the royal heir? Your Majesty, this old minister is guilty . Someone, take the Prime Minister’s family to the Heavenly Prison. Song Mingzi, the emperor wants to kill us, don’t be afraid, I ‘ll take you away now . Where are you going? The Queen’s pregnancy was caused by me alone. If the emperor wants to punish you, just punish me alone. Eunuchs’ disorderly politics will disrupt the harem . How many heads are enough? Now is the best solution. You have a cruel heart . Do you want to die with them? Kill their whole family in exchange for your life, and then be with me forever. Isn’t that good? You are not the Su Qingxue I knew at all. Then what is this? Take the Queen and the others away and never come back. Your Majesty has already made arrangements. You and the Queen should leave the palace together and start a new life with a different identity. But your majesty, he is the emperor now , the one and only female emperor of the Qin Kingdom, I understand. Hey, ham, ham, boss. Hello ,
boss, here’s some freshly-baked ham, take one and try it. Sir, this whole street is yours. I really don’t understand why you still come here to shop. Boss , this little boy is about to be born, right? Here are the finest silks. Boss, why don’t you take some back to make clothes for the little boy? Your father is injured, so he needs to walk more. The boy said that he wanted to experience the joy of being a landlord , and you are the smart one. Someone was beaten, really. Hey, someone was beaten. Hey, go, go, go, Master, go and have a look. You wait here for me. I ‘m going to go and have a look. Someone was beaten. Hey, how could this person be so cruel? Really? Hey, hey, hey, get out of the way, get out of the way. Su Qingxue is really getting worse and worse. How dare foreigners in this Beating people on our own territory. Oh, how unreasonable! Foreigners dare to beat our own people in the street. Don’t you have blood? Beat him for me. Beat him for me. Give him a good lesson. Humph , I’m sorry, you have recognized the wrong person. I’m not the king . Beating the Northern Barbarian envoy . Do you want to provoke a war between Daqin and the Northern Barbarians? How dare the unruly people beat the Northern Barbarian prince. Someone, hand them over to Your Majesty for disposal. Yes, yes, come on . Who is in the hall? I am the Northern Barbarian prince Kurza. This bitch instigated the people of Daqian to beat this king. Please, Your Majesty, give me the death penalty. Who can tell me what happened ? Hey, hey , hey, hey, hey , it’s okay for the bold Kurza to beat our people in the street, but he also reversed right and wrong. Do you know that his crime is just beating He is just a pariah. In our country, we can just fight him. Humph, barbarians are ignorant . Our Great Qin governs the country with courtesy and maintains peace. How can we allow you to be so presumptuous ? So that ‘s the case. It’s Kurza Menglang. Kurza is willing to offer ten taels of gold to apologize to the man just now. Since Your Highness is so thoughtful, then this matter has passed . May I ask what your Highness is doing coming all the way here this time ? It’s nothing big . I just heard from others that although this knowledge is far away from the front, it makes me feel uncomfortable. Our northern barbarians are the birthplace of knowledge and the temple of wisdom. When did you barbarians start to recognize words? Hahaha, if you adults don’t believe it, just take off this thing in my hand. Humph, I don’t know how to do it. Hehe, what’s the difficulty ? How can it be done? Difficult ? Hehehe, just smash it open with a hammer. Okay, Lord Li , hahaha, you just said that this knowledge is far ahead of the Great Front. How come you can’t solve such a small thing ? Can’t you solve this? Well, isn’t this something for the enlightenment of 3-year-old children? A bunch of trash who haven’t even heard of topology . Forget it, forget it. All this has nothing to do with me, Your Highness, you are overthinking. It’s not that they don’t want to solve it , but that they are too disdainful to solve it. The Nine Links are just toys for children’s enlightenment in our Daqian Kingdom. Your Highness doesn’t believe it. Of course I don’t believe it. This is the person who beat you in the street. There are thousands of such people in my Daqian Kingdom. You might as well ask him if he can solve it. If he can’t solve it, you can do whatever you want. If you can solve it , it’s true that the imperial family has been ruthless since ancient times. After becoming the emperor, nothing else matters. Your Majesty, I have fulfilled my mission. If there is nothing else, I will take my leave first. What’s the hurry? Bring the drinks. Why do you, a slave, want to poison this prince ? You have never seen this. This is the new drink developed by our Daqian. Only those country bumpkins would make you make a fuss. You are really unworldly. This prince never drinks drinks. What is this? This is not a drink for women. It is so sweet, but it is not surprising. As long as your emperor is a woman, come and try this. This is what a man should drink. What does it taste like? It is horse urine. And Your Highness , I know that you northern barbarians are short of water, but you can’t drink horse urine . Bullshit. This is the best wine of our northern barbarians. When you entertain guests, you can’t even bring out the best wine. You bring out a drink for women. Are you trying to deceive people? We have a tradition that we use different drinks to entertain different guests. This is the fine wine of our Daqian country. It is for entertaining heroes . I ‘m afraid you can’t get used to it. I am a hero. This number is good. This is the wine that heroes should drink. Hum , Daqin is so rich. If we can let the northern barbarians rule Daqin, why don’t you try it, Your Highness : Let’s explore the strength of the soldiers of Daqin. If they are vulnerable, well, 23456, are you bunch of losers interested in a fight? The prince has crossed the line. This is where our Royal Guards train. What’s the use of just training ? Actual combat is the best basis for training. Captain, they are too arrogant. Let me, the king, teach them a lesson. They are the envoys of the Northern Barbarians. Don’t act recklessly . Losers are just losers . They don’t even have the most basic courage. The three of you step out. Well, if you can’t beat them, old king, you don’t have to come back. Just the three of them are enough. There’s no need to stay behind. Let them see the strength of our Northern Barbarians. Your Majesty , Captain Li and the Northern Barbarian Prince have a fight. I know , you are so afraid of me that you can’t even have a meal with me. Your Highness , you’re overthinking, it’s just that my wife is about to give birth, and I ‘m a little worried , that’s all. Come with me to take a look, and then you can go back . Your Highness , they are really too powerful. I ‘m afraid that we Northern Barbarians will never be as good as losers in this lifetime , and you bunch of losers can’t even beat such people. Your Majesty is here to welcome the Emperor . Please stand up and thank the Emperor. Your Highness , are you satisfied with my soldiers? What’s the use of having strong generals? Nowadays, war does not only rely on the bravery of soldiers. Hurry up and bring our newly-made weapons to the Great Emperor to open his eyes. Your Majesty, have you seen this ? It is as easy to take the enemy’s life within 500 steps as to take objects from a bag. I know how to attack a city and capture a stronghold. I named it the Eight Ox Crossbow. Hahaha, what are you laughing at? How can this be used to attack a city and capture a stronghold ? Your Highness , please step aside. What is this? What is this? Your Highness, don’t be afraid . This is my weapon . The range is only 1 kilometer, which is a little more than your Eight Ox Crossbow. Let’s go quickly. I have something to report to you. Your Majesty, you should choose a husband who can make a lot of money and prosper the country for thousands of years. Who do you think is the most suitable? Of course, the best of the best will be chosen. What do you want to do? You can post a notice to inform all the people. Your Majesty’s selection of a son-in-law will be determined by us and others . Your Majesty will make the final decision . It’s up to you. Hey, Your Majesty is waiting for you. In terms of versatility, who can compare to you ? If Your Majesty really has me in his heart , It doesn’t have to be so troublesome. I’ll be there with just one imperial edict. What’s more, our child is about to be born, and you don’t have time to go. You guys are enough. Why hasn’t he come yet? The time has come. It doesn’t matter who comes . Your Majesty’s selection of a son-in -law has officially begun. Wait, the protagonist hasn’t appeared yet, so how come it has started? Okay , uh, I won’t elaborate on the rules. The first game, the first music and ceremony. As an emperor, a man must first know how to please his majesty. Um, hey, this wife is angry , you all know what I mean, haha, all of you poor ministers are ready, right? Um, okay, then let me say something more. The green card means passed and the red card means failed. Okay, now the game begins. Not bad, not bad, not bad. Two times, okay, okay , I’ll do it. It’s really good. It’s really good . It’s not bad. It’s full of grudges, melancholy , and lingering sorrow. It also integrates personal emotions very well. It also emphasizes some of the techniques of pushing and kneading. It’s not easy. I think so too. Hehe , you know nothing. I think so too . Go down and blow it quite high. Not bad, not bad , not bad , not bad. It’s broad and mellow , with a long lasting charm and emphasis on friendship. It also cleverly integrates techniques such as overlapping beatings. Oh, this boy is extraordinary . Hahahaha, I think so too . You know nothing. Can you say anything else? What instrument is this ? You don’t even know. How do I know what instrument this is? What instrument can it be? This is bang cha cha bang cha cha. Hey, come on, come together, ah, the rhythm is brisk, concise and clear Hey, I turned around slightly, hey, I think so too , hey, hey, I think so too , hey, haha, the second level is more about poetry. As the emperor’s man, you must be heroic and not sissy, otherwise it will affect the destiny of Daqian. Let’s express our aspirations with poetry. Let’s start now , oh my god , you are so beautiful. The emperor , um , um , hey, may I ask you something presumptuous, what kind of crap is this ? Hey, go, go, go, go , um, Guan Guan, the orioles are on the island of the river. What kind of crap is this? Get out of here, oh, the old man is talking about the wildness of youth, holding Huang in the left and holding Cang in the right, with a brocade hat and a sable coat, and a thousand riders rolling on the plain. Oh, what a good poem. Hey, Lord Li, take a look at this. In order to repay the governor for his kindness, I followed him to shoot the tiger in person. Seeing Sun Lang ‘s slightly frosted temples, what’s the harm in holding the festival ? When will Yunzhong send Feng Tang to draw his carved bow like a full bow? Looking northwest at the moon , shooting the wolf, what a good poem. Come on , hey, hey, hey, I passed. It’s strange. Why can’t I hear the voice of Xiao Mingzi? This third level is more important than national policy. As my man, I cannot be ignorant. You can help me make decisions on national affairs when necessary. So this third level is
how to govern the prevalence of usury in Kyoto. Isn’t it simple? Catch all the loan sharks in Kyoto and chop off the hands of those who lend money at high interest. Chop off one hand, chop off a pair, chop off a pair . The next one is so prevalent from generation to generation, which means there is a demand . It is better to lose than to gamble. In my opinion, Your Majesty should regulate the proportion of usury and designate a part of people to lend money. In this way, the situation can be stopped from getting worse. The next one is Xiao Mingzi, how do you think this matter should be governed? Your Majesty, you might as well do this. Isn’t it simple ? The loan Return to the state. The state is under control. It’s you. What’s the situation? It’s decided . I feel like we are just here to join in the fun. Xiao Mingzi, please continue. Your Majesty, you can take the usury back to the state and use the money and grain from the national treasury as capital to bring it to those who are really in need. Okay, I declare the end of this son-in-law recruitment ceremony. Wang Ming is selected as your majesty’s husband. Well , congratulations, congratulations, Xiao Mingzi. Do you know that I can actually hear your thoughts all the time ? Isn’t that right? Then tell me what I am thinking about now. My wife is very good at it. What position should I use to pounce on her ? Uh, uh, slow down , don’t squeeze her. What are you doing? Hey, uh, your majesty, you continue . I will drive them away now. Little name, I am very satisfied. You go to sleep. I ‘m going to attend the morning court. Come on, Xiao Mingzi, you can’t do it. The emperor has gone to the morning court and you are still not awake.

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