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My dear Crown Prince, do you like bananas or grapes ? Only the humble can make the choice . I want both. You, my Crown Prince , used to not let me touch you, but now you are doing such a dirty thing with a little eunuch. My uncle is Shangzhuguo Qi Qin, and my sister is Empress Qi. How dare you disturb my good deeds ? The Qi family can abolish you, the crown prince , with just one word . Get out of here. I’m going to find my father. It’s so frustrating. If I were the crown prince, I would have to wipe out the entire Qi family. Okay, you can do it. Who is talking ? The electric baton has also traveled through time. The wind is blowing. The Qi family should be destroyed. You dare to touch my woman. What are you going to do? Didn’t the Qi family send you here just to make me indulge in debauchery and then tell my father to abolish me so that he can usurp the throne? What are you talking about ? Why do you seem like a different person ? I warn you, don’t come over. The louder you scream, the more excited I am. Help! ah ah ah go away. The Queen has arrived. The Queen has arrived. Your son greets your mother. Do you know that I am your mother? The Queen, the crown prince is promiscuous in the Eastern Palace. Please punish the crown prince severely. I had sex with my own concubine. What’s wrong with women’s love ? The prince is licentious and unjust, and he refuses to repent. He should be punished even more severely. You are a palace guard appointed by the queen herself, and you dare to insult me. A palace guard is just a dog raised by the Zhang family. Oh, you dare to use force against me . The prince is unjust. I want to share the country’s worries . Okay , since you want to fight, don’t blame me for cheating. Qi Tongxin, I asked you to be a dog, but you bit people randomly . I beat you to death. Get out of here, queen . Your father appointed you as queen when he was old . You have never had sex with me until now. Could it be that you came here to quench your thirst by looking at the plums ? How dare you do this to me? You are spitting dirty words. I will kill you today . I was right. You dare to disobey me. Come on, shout. I will report it to my father. The emperor said that you are promiscuous in the Eastern Palace . At that time, you will let the whole Qi family be buried with me. As the saying goes, there must be a teacher among three people. Queen, why don’t you serve me with Chuchu? Queen, Your Highness, the Crown Prince , it’s not good. The emperor’s dragon body is in danger. Please return to the palace as soon as possible. I will not bother with you today. If it happens again next time, the Qi family will never forgive you. Move to the Yangxin Palace . The old man drank the medicine and will not wake up for a while. Dear ministers, now the emperor The Crown Prince is critically ill and unjust. As a senior general, Qi is willing to share the emperor’s worries . Today, Crown Prince Zhang Biao is deposed and the Ninth Prince Zhang Yongwen is appointed as the new Crown Prince. Who is in favor and who is against? Should we wait until the emperor wakes up before making a decision ? Anyone else who is against it? I second your motion. Okay, then it’s settled. Your Majesty, Your Majesty, Your Majesty is not in good health. I will not allow you to make trouble here. Your Majesty is in danger . What is your intention in preventing me from seeing you ? I am an old minister who is loyal to you, but you slander the loyal Crown Prince. If he is not deposed, Daxia will perish. Oh, Your Majesty is sick, and you want to mess with me . Humph, you want to usurp the throne, right? I dare not. Even if you rebel, it will be you. I’m not even dead yet, are you trying to seize my throne? Long live the emperor. All of you , go down. I’m going to discuss matters with the crown prince. Your servants will take their leave. Father , I do n’t have much time left . I can’t rest in peace even if I think of the powerful ministers in power in the Xia Dynasty . The whole court is rumored to have been dissolute and immoral. The petitions to depose you fill five carts. Now you must come up with a good way to govern the country. If you can’t, I’m going to depose you from the position of crown prince. Father, what do you mean? I’ll give you half an incense stick of time . If you can’t come up with it, just kill yourself. The time is up . What are you doing ? I use killing to stop killing . The imperial edict has reached the Emperor Fengtian Chengyun, who issued an edict saying, “I am now healthy and it is difficult for me to do things personally. I have specially ordered Crown Prince Zhang Biao to supervise the country on my behalf. See the Crown Prince . As if I were here in person, I would like to thank the Lord for his great grace . Zhang Biao, you are extremely licentious . How can you supervise the country ? This old minister wants to see the Emperor in person. He will never let you, a scum, cause trouble for the Great Xia . The Emperor has appointed me as the Regent of the Country, the Crown Prince . You are disobeying the order and are disrespecting the order. Do you want to rebel ? The ancestral precepts of the Great Xia state state that if the king is unjust, everyone as a subject can kill him. You have this upper treasure stick appointed by the Emperor himself . Let’s see who dares to act rashly. Should the Upper Pillar of the State be killed? He resisted the imperial edict and bumped into the Crown Prince, who took it. The crime is punishable by death. Your Highness the Crown Prince is wise and brave. Your Highness the Crown Prince is worthy of being the crown prince of the country. With Your Highness in my country, there is hope for the revival of Great Xia . Now I am the regent of the crown prince. My orders are the will of heaven. Those who disobey will be beheaded. Zhang Biao, if you are unkind, don’t blame me for being unjust . Let ‘s hang this thing on the city wall for public display. Humph , Zhao Xin, why are all these memorials you gave me flattering Qi Tai ? The Supreme Pillar of the State has controlled the government for many years. Almost all the civil and military officials in the court are his minions. Burn them all for me. If someone submits such a memorial in the future, just fill the vacancy. How do you still want to disobey the order? This old slave dare not . There is a memorial. The Yellow River burst and the disaster extended for thousands of miles. Hundreds of thousands of people in Jiangbei urgently need disaster relief from the court . However, two months have passed and no document has been issued by the Ministry of Revenue. I have executed all nine clans of his clan. Your Highness, calm down. Now the treasury is empty and they are powerless. Find him for me. No one can protect him today. He is so bold. Wang Zhihe has been hit by floods in Jiangbei for many days. No document has been issued by the Ministry of Revenue. Do you want to stop your head ? Your Highness, I am wronged. You were personally nominated by the Supreme Pillar State to be the Minister of Revenue. You didn’t make enough money, did you? I have been in office for less than ten days , so how can there be corruption ? It was the last Minister who embezzled too much and asked the Supreme Pillar State to replace me to take the blame. Nowadays, the silver in the national treasury is not enough for daily expenses, let alone disaster relief. Why is the national treasury so empty? It was Shangzhuguo who took the lead in corruption and abuse of power. His students and old officials exploited them at all levels and no one could do anything to them. Shangzhuguo, this old man who will never die, is really the number one borer in Daxia . You are not allowed to die. Report the names of those corrupt officials to me. I will deal with them personally. But what is Shangshuguo? How dare he disobey my orders ? Uh , this is the four major salt merchants in the capital who have joined forces to make money from the national disaster. Find them all and I will personally invite them to have tea. Teacher, the crown prince searched for corrupt officials and found that they were all your students. This is coming for you. Hum , too As soon as the prince founded the country, he killed my students. He is a ruthless teacher. I won’t be in danger. Why panic? As long as the prince doesn’t move, our foundation will be left to him. The more decisive he is in killing, the more you have to show your generosity and kindness. The prince is raising wars . The officials are more resentful of the prince and respect me. In this way , the throne will be within reach . Tonight, the prince will invite the four major grain merchants to a banquet in Beijing to deal with it. Please remember to let him see who has the final say in Daxia. Your Highness , the four major grain merchants are unwilling to come to the banquet. Good , good , we are not going to court according to the order, right? They are so bold. They hoard grain and don’t sell it, which causes prices to soar. The people are starving to death . They are afraid of your punishment. Hum , I don’t know how many evil things these bastards have done. They deserve to die ten times. Send the Jinyiwei to bring their weapons. You go with me first to meet them. The decree says that profiteers are rampant . The prince who is the regent specially ordered Zhang Qianhu to lead a hundred elite soldiers to search and confiscate the profiteers who sell grain in Beijing. The Jinyiwei received the order and set out. Hmm, is this the house of Shopkeeper Chen? Buying grain? Let’s do it another day. I’m not feeling well today . The door of my house is made of golden nanmu. It was kicked and broken. Can you afford to pay for it ? If you don’t have 50 taels today, I will not let you leave the Chen family. Shopkeeper Chen, 50 taels of silver, you didn’t die. The poor guy gave me 50 taels of silver, you didn’t die . Poor guy, give me 50 taels of gold, do you want it? Hey, hey , or you can give me another kick. Shopkeeper, don’t be anxious. I will pay you after I have done enough business. Okay, okay , how much do you want ? How much do you want ? 50,000,000 catties, 50,000,000 catties, this is enough to help the victims of the disaster across the country . I want to buy, but you don’t want to sell. 50,000 yuan has money but doesn’t make money. You bastard, sell it well. Well, what do you mean ? What do you mean ? One penny? What for one penny? I think this penny is too much. Chen, you took advantage of the disaster victims everywhere and made money from the national disaster. Just this one thing is enough for me to punish you and exterminate your entire clan. You bastard, beat him up. How dare Chen Geng offend the crown prince of the dynasty? Where is his father? Here . I’m calling. I’m in a hurry . Come on , let’s go together. The battery is out. Come on. I’m empty-handed today. Why are you standing there? Come on. I’m late to rescue you. Please forgive me, Your Highness. Hey, Madam , Your Highness , I’m blind and beg you to spare my life. You’ve done such evil things. How can I spare you ? Ask the people if they can spare you. The profiteer deserves death. Kill him and avenge the people who have suffered from the disaster . Pass on my decree to execute the three clans of the Chen family and behead them in public. All the money will be put into the national treasury for disaster relief. Slow down, Your Highness. The money has been obtained, you must help me. Today, with Your Highness here, no one can kill Chen Zheng . Humph, who did I think was backing me up? It turned out to be Xiao Jiujiu. Our father taught us that a monarch should be generous and kind. Brother Ci Huang , you can’t kill people indiscriminately. What the Ninth Prince said is right. Those who love to kill are tyrants. Today, Chenzhou will be killed. Tomorrow it will be us . The Ninth Prince is benevolent and righteous. He will definitely be a wise ruler in the future. Hey, are you fence-sitters? They are following the will of the people. Why don’t you thank His Royal Highness the Crown Prince for not killing him? Thank you, Your Highness. You are playing a double act. Ah , even with this, I can punish him. Someone, search for me . What right do you have to search? I have always been innocent. Don’t slander me. A total of 4 million taels of silver notes were found . These are more than the silver in the national treasury. Do you know what crime this is? He forced me to pay this money. And the Chen Mansion was also sent by the Shangzhuguo. I am innocent, brother Huang. Your Highness, you betrayed me too quickly. I was innocent. Brother, take him out and behead him . Grand Tutor, spare my life. I want to be a tainted witness . I want to be a tainted witness . You and I, the prince, are brothers who are as close as brothers . I won’t kill you . But there are some things I can give you, but you can’t take them away. Oh, oh, go back and tell that Qi guy to clean his neck and let him wait for his death. Your Highness, the prince, the queen urgently summoned you to the palace. The Cui family is well-informed. I didn’t look for him , but he came to me on his own. How dare the regent prince hurt his brother? Look at Yuwen, he was beaten into a pig’s head by you. I didn’t beat him to death, which is already giving him face. How outrageous! Don’t think that you can do whatever you want just because you are the crown prince. I am the queen of Daxia, the queen . Daxia has an ancestral precept that the harem is not allowed to interfere in politics. Could it be that the queen wants to challenge the ancestors ? The Ninth Prince colluded with Liang Shang and did evil things together. I don’t know how many people in the capital starved to death. May I ask, queen , how would you punish him if it were you? Yuwen, you go to the side hall and recite the Three Character Classic first. You are not allowed to come in unless I tell you. It’s mother , you all go down. The queen and I have something private to say, everyone go back. Does the crown prince have to say something alone? Of course it’s between the two of us. How dare you shout? Let the ninth prince hear it. Mother, your son hears the voice. Do you need your son to come in? If the ninth prince comes in, your Qi family will be finished. If the ninth brother comes in, your Qi family will be finished. You are not allowed to come in. Let go. Queen Mother, your son has finished reciting the Three Character Classic. Are you really okay ? I said it ‘s okay, it’s okay. Go and copy the Three Character Classic 500 times. You are not allowed to eat if you can’t finish it. Why is mother so angry? She must be teaching the prince a lesson. Queen Mother , I’ll take my leave. You have been so presumptuous. No, I have enjoyed myself very much today. Get out of here, Queen. Take good care of yourself. I’m going back to the palace. Humph, shameless man, Queen Mother, the prince will not punish you, will he? Even if the prince has the power to supervise the country , you are still a prince. The emperor has not passed away yet. Can he kill you ? That would be great. Don’t you know that you scared me to death just now ? Your useless appearance. Go and tell Shang Zhuguo that if we don’t get rid of the prince, everything will be over. Uh , it’s your highness. Shang Zhuguo, Lord Yang and Lord Li are anxiously waiting outside the palace. I want to see you. Let them wait. Your Highness, you still have to focus on state affairs. If you can wait, then wait. If you can’t, then get out. Who is the master? Don’t you have any idea? Sleep a little longer. Your Highness is busy. Let me tell you, if you can’t wait, then get out. How dare the eunuch speak so arrogantly to me ? These are the words of His Highness the Crown Prince . If you don’t believe me, go in and ask him. The Crown Prince is promiscuous all day and ignores state affairs. I wish I could kill him. Is Li Yuanji teaching me how to do things? Your Highness, I have important matters to report to you . You are urging me this time. Will I have to listen to your scolding next time? May I ask if it is true that Your Highness went out of the palace yesterday and killed all the grain merchants in the army ? I didn’t expect that such a small matter would alarm the Supreme Pillar State. The Crown Prince, the regent, killed innocent people indiscriminately. My Great Xia is facing a catastrophe. As the Supreme Pillar State, I must plead for the people of the world to go to Chu. What do you mean? Please temporarily hand over the power of regent. Your Highness, I ask His Royal Highness the Crown Prince to temporarily give up the power of regent. What if I don’t? If Your Highness insists on his own way , where are the Yulin Guards waiting for the State of Chu to dispatch ? Zhang Biao , you must think carefully about the consequences. Hum , how come the Upper Pillar State wants to force the emperor to abdicate today? My power of regent was granted by the emperor. How can you, an old man, take it and kill innocent people at will? I want to plead for the people of Daxia. If you kill innocent people indiscriminately , then this palace wants to ask me. Daxia has suffered from disasters for many years. The disaster relief funds have been taken by those corrupt officials for themselves. Should I investigate? I should investigate. The four major grain merchants in Beijing have joined forces to drive up prices and make money from national disasters. I arrested his nine clans. Is it unjust or not ? But what? Zhao Jian reported all the stolen money from the house searches. Since the Crown Prince became the regent, the stolen money seized totaled 3,300,000 silver coins. 100 million taels of silver have been sent to the national treasury for disaster relief. Holy Lord, how much is the annual tax revenue of our Great Xia Dynasty? These people were killed as important officials of the country. I am not a fool. Instead, I killed them too late and too few. Your Highness, when I searched the granary, I found that they had been bribing Li Yuanji all year round. A total of 10 billion taels of silver were found , and there is evidence to prove it. Your Highness, I am innocent. It was all Zhao Jian who was talking nonsense . Lord Shangzhuguo, please save me. I wonder who can save you today . Zhao Jian, your servant is passing on my order to search all of Li Yuanji’s property and exterminate his three clans as a warning to others. Your Highness , please wait. Why do you want to save a corrupt official? The country has its own laws and the family has its own rules . Your Highness wants to bypass the law and kill people. He is a tyrant. How can Lord Qi be a wise ruler? I dare not, but I and the tyrant are irreconcilable. The swordsmen are in place, Your Highness. Although you are strong and powerful , and you are still in the hands of the Supreme Pillar State, rash actions may easily lead to rebellion . Besides, the opponents are all elites of the Yulin Guard. Hum, I fight the elites. Try my lightning five whips . I am late to rescue you. Please order the Jinyiwei to kill the rebels. It turned out to be a master of the Jinyiwei with golden armor . Our Yulinwei is not their opponent. Zhang Biao, if you dare to move, Daxia will be finished. Now the two generals who have conquered the south and the north are both my people. Dare you move today? I said to you, tomorrow they will turn their guns on you and capture the imperial palace. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha . Qi Tai, do you think I was scared? I will take your head as a sacrifice to them today. Let ‘s see who dares to rebel against His Royal Highness the Crown Prince. The emperor woke up and urgently summoned His Royal Highness the Crown Prince. Sheng Zhen and Qi Tai have a falling out. My Great Xia may be doomed. I will spare you today, but you won’t be so lucky in the future. Humph, my lord, now that everything is exposed , what should we do? Go to the Yangxin Palace. The emperor must not know what happened today. Well, let’s go to Zhou Guo. Please save me quickly . Tell me what you have done. Your Majesty, I, the old minister Qi Tai, pay my respects to the Emperor . Long live the Emperor . Grand Secretary, no need to be polite. Your Majesty, you are finally awake. I have ten memorials that I must report to you today. Your Majesty , you have just woken up and you are forcing me to work hard. Do you think my illness is not serious enough? I dare not be so bold as to follow anyone’s orders. Your Highness, Yang Shijie, is also very loyal. Someone , take him out for me so as not to disturb the Emperor . Bian’er continued, ” My father, since I became regent, I have killed corrupt officials, confiscated profiteers, and seized stolen silver.” 33 million taels, I want to use part of it for disaster relief, tax reduction and appeasement of the people. You are worthy of being the regent prince of Daxia. I also want to ask my father for something. What is it? The tiger talisman for mobilizing troops. Well, I think only with the military power in hand can I ensure the peace of Daxia. Humph , you are not young anymore, it’s time to marry a princess . Come, take this to the General’s Mansion to enthrone Su Yuqi as the princess . Su Yuqi , the daughter of General Su Zhentian, Su Yuqi, thanked the Lord for his grace. Now the military power is in Qi Tai’s hands. A rash snatch will inevitably lead to rebellion. My father had already planned to inform the emperor that conferring the title of Crown Princess is a national event. It would be too hasty to decide it like this . As the old saying goes, it is rare for a person to live to be seventy. It is not certain who will go first between you and me. My emperor has great fortune and longevity. I am old. If there are any national affairs, you can tell the Crown Prince . I will ensure that the country and the crown prince are safe. In that case , thank you very much. I hope you will keep your promise . I will take my leave . Qi Tai, this old fox, failed the first time . I must be prepared in the future and be on guard against him everywhere. Zhao Jian, your servant, will help me check the general who guards the country. Don’t alarm anyone . I obey. I ordered Your Highness to seize the stolen silver worth one million taels. What? In broad daylight, millions of stolen silver were robbed. Zhang Ying’s bank in Pingchang County. According to the rules, the Pingchang County Magistrate sent people to escort him to Beijing. Who knew that the silver disappeared as soon as he left Pingchang ? All the escorting officials died. I am a useless person and cannot escape the blame. Please grant me death. If you die, the dirty clothes can be returned. I want to ask if there is anyone else who knows this route. Interrogate all the officials and officials from the county government. If they can’t make sense, kill them. I don’t believe that money is more important than life. Zhao Jian, your servant, is asking the Jinyiwei to surround Pingchang County. Kill anyone who resists. Send a few trustworthy people according to your order . Go to the place where the incident happened and dig deep underground. Report any situation to me at any time. I obey your order. I am afraid that millions of taels of silver are involved. Humph , I will see who dares to rebel . Tiangang, check for me. Your Highness has a clue. It is said that it has been found out that Sun Zihao of Pingchang County and Yang Kewei, the Minister of Works, secretly colluded and were closely related to the theft of the stolen silver. Sun Zihao has fled with his family and is being hunted down. Yang Kewei has been captured. Please make a decision , Your Highness, bring this person to me . Kneel down. I, Yang Kewei, kneel to heaven and earth . My parents kneel down. Why should they kneel down to him? Your Highness, this Yang Kewei will not say anything no matter how you beat him. Don’t think you can die without saying anything. I have plenty of ways to make him talk. Where ‘s his family? Humph, you want to destroy us . My Yang family died out several years ago. Forget it, you coward . Humph, that’s perfect. I don’t have to interrogate you . Just torture you. I ‘m a former subordinate of the Supreme Pillar State. The emperor has to give me some face. You dare to take my life. It would be better if you didn’t tell me. Maybe I could spare your life. Now you’re dead. Someone come and torture him. Beat him with 100 boards. Oh, by the way, give me a mace and beat him hard. Your Majesty, have a cup of tea. What’s going on outside? They’re carrying out an execution outside. It’s too bloody. You have to watch it . 80, 81, ah, little soldier, you bastard , if you have the guts, give me a quick death . 88 no 89 no 97 no 98 no 99 NoOne hundredOkay , take a break first, then we’ll continue to fight . It’s Your Highness, Your Highness, please , I’ll tell you everything, just give me a quick death. I don’t want to listen to Your Highness, he’s willing to confess, why do we have to fight? You don’t understandPeople won’t tell the truth unless it’s a matter of life and death, that’s human nature . I don’t have time to waste words with him, Your Highness, we’ve taken a break, let’s continue to fight. Your Highness is Yang Shijie , it ‘s Yang Shijie , it ‘s Yang Shijie , Your Highness is Yang Shijie , the Supreme Pillar State ordered him to dispatch the Yulin Guards to conspire with me. Qin Hui’s money is now in the Yulin Guards’ barracks. It turned out to be the Yulin Guards , not the Yulin Guards. Who do you think would be so bold as to rob the court’s money ? Zhang Biao, what can you do if you go? The Yulin Guards are the soldiers of the Supreme Pillar State. If you don’t You came for silver but you threw your life there. Yang Kewei, how much favor did Qin Tai give you that you worked so hard for him? Shang Zhuguo helped me to the position I am today and treated me like a second generation. Now all the civil and military officials in the court are his disciples. You are not qualified to fight with him. Do you really think Qi Tai is a good guy? Do you know how your wife and daughter died suddenly ? Qi Tai had an affair with your wife and he was afraid that you would know so he killed her. You are talking nonsense. It’s pitiful. You have been cheated on more than 800 times and you still think he is a benefactor . You are really the number one cuckold in Daxia. It’s impossible. You are trying to sow discord . You are trying to sow discord between the Jinyiwei’s ability to investigate and handle cases. I know that you are a dying man . Why did I lie to you, the other Seventh Madam, Seventh Madam, you old bastard, I will not forgive you even if I become a ghost, Your Majesty, please give me a quick death, Your Highness, is Yang Kewei’s confession true? Should we notify the Jinyiwei to attack the Yulin Guard Camp ? The Jinyiwei are out in full force, and the defense of the court is empty. This is the evil plan of the old man Qi Tai. If Your Highness does not act in time, the Tibetan antelope will be diverted by them, and the gain will not outweigh the loss. So you spread the news and say that the real culprit behind the scenes has been caught, and see how all parties react . The crime , Your Highness , this is the daily record of General Su Zhentian, the guardian of the country. Tell me if there is anything new. General Su is the founding monarch and god, and he is also a close friend of the current emperor. It’s just that for some reason, he was masturbated by Your Majesty 5 years ago. From then on , he never asked about state affairs again. In addition, Shangzhuguo once wanted to form an alliance with General Su but was rejected. He wanted to win over General Su to rebel together. I think Qi Tai, this old man, is tired of living. Although Qi Tai’s son Qi Dongqiang was rejected , he has been trying every means to please Su Yuqi . He is overestimating his own abilities. Qin Aipin is so uneasy , can’t it be because of Yang Kewei’s matter? He was corrupt and perverted the law . It’s right to kill him. But, there are 1,000 ways to kill people. Why make him live a life worse than death? Humph, for such a treacherous and evil person, it would be a bargain to kill him directly. Only in this way can he warn the people of the world that His Highness will not use this kind of mentality on me one day . Concubine Qi is so charming, how could I bear to do this to her? Hmph. But if you don’t listen to me, the punishment here must be the same and none of them can be missing. The thirty-six spring palace styles. Hmph. The theories in this book are too obscure to understand. Otherwise, let’s act directly . Your Highness, please spare me. Well, why do you let me do it myself ? How come your beloved concubine has figured it out ? Your Highness is so brave, how dare I disobey ? It feels so good to be in power, hahaha. If my father hadn’t ordered me to rule Daxia, I really want to have fun with you every night and be a licentious and immoral tyrant. Hahaha, Your Highness, I have prepared the carriage and horses. Let’s go out of the palace and visit Su Da Your Highness, General , now is an extraordinary period . What if Qi Tai sets an ambush ? Should we call on the Jinyiwei to protect you? Hey, I’m not even afraid of you, so why should you be afraid of anything? Let’s go, Zhao Jian, look at this calligraphy, it ‘s really good , hahahahahahaha, Your Highness, this is a golden plaque inscribed by the Emperor Gao himself, specially presented to Su Xubing, the founding monarch and minister, it seems that the Su family has been loyal for generations, hahaha, who is it? You ‘re knocking on the door so early in the morning . Are you rushing to report a death? My friend, you misunderstood . Please go and report it and say that I have something important to see General Su. Who are you? What is my master doing? It’s a confidential matter and must be discussed in person . Hehehe, you keep making up lies and just want to see our master, licking his face and eating. Drink it, hum. I’ve seen a lot of people like you. Get up, get up, get up, don’t delay me from sweeping the floor. You’re so bold that you dare to talk back to my young master. Hum , you swept out two stink bugs while sweeping the floor. What do I care about you ? A good young master doesn’t block the road. Oh, oh, oh , you’re courting death. If you, Gao Jin, take this thing to see General Su, and tell him that the son of the descendant of the Zhang family has something important to see him for, wait for my master to come out, and I’ll make sure you die without a complete corpse. Your servant, Su Zhentian , oh, General Su, you don’t have to be so polite . I’m here to see you today as your nephew . oh, oh, your subordinate is ignorant and has offended Your Highness. Please spare my life, Your Highness. General Su, this servant has spoken ill of us. Tell me how to deal with him. According to the laws of the country, he must be executed. No need. Today, I am traveling incognito. Ignorance is not a crime. Hang him on the city wall and whip him 100 times. I am here to invite General Su . I am here today on the orders of my father to marry General Su’s daughter Su Yuqi as the Crown Princess. Your Highness, can you let me take another look at this jade ring ? General, you see, it is the general. My father is seriously ill and the only wish in his heart is to ask me to bring this token to see the general. I also know that the general has been wronged, but now the powerful ministers are in power. Please ask General Su to marry the Crown Prince . It is also the fortune of our Su family. I will obey the will of heaven without hesitation. The general can keep his promise. A person who understands the great principles is a role model of our Great Xia. Why don’t you see Miss Su go to the Yellow Crane Tower to attend the poetry meeting ? I will call you back right away. No need. I am free today, so I can go meet those talented and romantic men. Let’s go. I will see you off. Wait here for me. It’s enough for me to go in alone. Hey, Prince Yuqi, have a big banana. Qi Dongqiang, stay away from me . If you come to harass me again, I will let my father cut off your arm. Hey, this young master has three legs. It won’t matter if I cut off one leg. Hehehe, shameless. The victims in the capital are wailing everywhere, but you are here enjoying luxury . Do you have a conscience? Who the hell are you? Hey , this young master looks unfamiliar. I don’t know which minister in the court he belongs to. Sir, there is no official in our family. There is no place for you. You are Su Yuqi . You are so bold to call me Miss Su . Are you tired of living ? The master didn’t say anything. You are a mad dog. What are you barking about here? You dare to call me a mad dog . Don’t dare to say you are a mad dog. I will kill you if you insult the mad dog. That ‘s enough . Who is this gentleman? If you come to make trouble, don’t blame me for being violent . I am here to find my wife. Are you crazy? This is the daughter of the general who guards the country. You are a poor toad who wants to eat swan meat. Sir Qi, this man is obviously a madman who comes to make trouble. I will ask someone to beat him to death. Okay, you find someone and I will see who it is. Come on, someone, beat this lunatic to death with sticks. Come on, bring your weapons. Come on, someone, go to the toilet. They are there. You kid came here to mess things up on purpose. Didn’t I say I was here to find him? Since this young man came for me, why did he have to fight with her before ? How could he see her clearly from such a distance ? Humph, she looks so familiar. Where have you seen her before? Bold, Miss Yuqi is so noble , how can you blaspheme? Go aside. I’m talking to Miss Su. What does a licker like you have to do with it? Hey, Miss Yuqi, I’ll help you beat this scoundrel and stinky hooligan now. Wait a minute . The young man and Yuqi have never met before, but the young man’s words are really interesting. As the saying goes, good-looking skin The souls are all the same, but interesting ones are rare . Miss Su has both. If you get out of here now, I can still let you go. Otherwise, my father is the Supreme Pillar of the State and can kill all your clans with just one word. Miss Su, I want to congratulate you. Why are you so happy? I think back to when General Su rejected Qi Tai’s proposal, otherwise you would have married this bastard. Now that you have escaped , shouldn’t you congratulate me? Hum, you know that his father is the Supreme Pillar of the State, but you still dare to offend him. Hum , Miss Su, there is no one in the world that I am afraid of offending. Sir, you are so arrogant . Is that true? Miss Su, can you come closer and smell the jade ring? This is one of the couple’s rings left by my grandfather. How did you get this thing, Yuqi? This must be something he stole. How dare you steal the things of the general who guards the country ? Why don’t you commit suicide and apologize? Qi Dongqiang, even your father doesn’t dare to talk to me like this in front of me. How dare you slander Shang Zhuguo? Say it again, Qi Dongqiang , what else do you have besides your father ? Uh, me, say it again , I’ll leave immediately. The young master hasn’t told you yet, why do you own this thing? I’ll tell you about this ring later. Miss Su, let’s have a drink together. What kind of wine? Why should I drink it? I wish us a long and happy life. This is a poetry gathering, not a place for you to make trouble . Those present are all famous talents in the capital. If you have the ability, write a poem to compete. If you don’t have the ability, don’t pretend in front of Miss Su. Yes, today is a poetry gathering. If you can recite a poem , get out of here. What Young Master Qi said does make sense , hahaha, then I won’t make it difficult for you. Today, recite a poem on the theme of Yellow Crane Tower to compete. If you win, you will be favored by Miss Su. If you lose, Haha , crawled out like a dog , haha, young master, you wouldn’t be afraid, right? Isn’t it the Yellow Crane Tower? The Tang poems we learned in junior high school. How could I be afraid of you? Why shouldn’t I dare to go to the pen and ink, boy, let’s see how long you can pretend. Wait until Miss Su sees your true face, let’s settle the old and new accounts together, haha, the scenery on the Yellow Crane Tower is beautiful, the blue sky is hanging with birds, the birds spread their wings and fly to the Yellow Crane Tower, it ‘s really good, good poem, good poem, young master Qi is really a contemporary poet, haha, hey, look, this loser can’t pretend anymore , haha, since this young master can’t write , why did he make such a boast just now, isn’t it asking for trouble? Who said I can’t write, I just don’t know if Miss Su is willing to write for me, Mo Mo Tianxiang, you can’t poop, get out of here, young master, don’t let Yuqi down, hum, I chased Su Yuqi for so many years and spent so much money to build this Yellow Crane Tower, I didn’t expect you to have an affair with Su Yuqi. The ancients have gone away on the yellow crane, only the Yellow Crane Tower is left here . These two sentences have lofty artistic conception and extraordinary style : Fan is simply a quatrain through the ages. What a good poem! What a good poem ! It’s really a good poem . Damn, he ‘s pretending again. Well , ask your father to send a group of soldiers over here. We’ll kill this kid later. If you understand, just wait and see. The yellow crane has gone away and never returns . The white clouds are floating in the sky for thousands of years. Fortunately, I haven’t forgotten the Tang poems from junior high school. What a good poem! What a good poem! I didn’t expect that the young master would have such literary talent. The young master is really a god. Can you also sign your name on my back? I still can’t judge you, little guy. Thank you for your praise. I just don’t know whether the winner of this poetry competition will be decided. No poems in the world are worthy of being compared with you . Can this poem be given to Yuqi? Is one poem enough? No, I’ll write a few more . It’s impossible. This poem was not written by you, it must have been copied. Young master Qi, if this article has been published for a long time , why doesn’t everyone present know about it ? Yes, we haven’t heard of it, Qi Dongqiang. With your level of hanging birds in the blue sky, do you have the qualifications to criticize others? It’s not you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, I don’t know how to punish me if I lose the poetry competition . I don’t remember . Remember to crawl out like a dog. Do you do it by yourself or do I help you ? I’ll do it by myself. Hum , it was he who bumped into Master Qi. Tie him up for me . Hehehe, you dog, let’s see where you can run. You privately mobilized officers and soldiers, do you know what crime you committed? Tell me , kill him and he’s looking for death. The Jinyiwei privately mobilized troops and committed treason. Execute him on the spot. You dare. The son of General Zhou Lang was killed just like that. This is a reminder . Whoever dares to abuse paternal authority in the future will be killed without mercy and severely punished. Kill your father together with him. Take him away from me. Go , go, go quickly. It’s broken. I have to go back and report to my father . Go, Master Qi , hahaha, just leave like that, ah ah ah, I understand, I understand, haha , I’m sorry for offending you today, I’ll visit you another day, haha , get out of here, ah ah, Miss Su, my Yellow Crane Tower, does Miss Su like it ? Well , since she likes it, there’s still a signature missing . This poem will be given to Miss Su as a token of love. He said he was dissolute, but he had great righteousness in his heart. He said he was pretending to be mysterious, but an article was truly unparalleled. Who is he? The crown prince of the Great Xia Empire, Zhang Biao, said that he was His Royal Highness the Crown Prince . Yang Shijie secretly dispatched the Yulin Guards. I’m afraid there will be a mutiny. What is this? Your Highness, the Yulin Guards under Yang Shijie may have a mutiny. Quickly summon the general and his son to come to see me quickly. This is the palace. Su Zhentian pays homage to His Royal Highness the Crown Prince. The generals don’t need to be polite . They are not outsiders. I will get straight to the point. If there is any unusual movement in the Yulin Guards in the city , can the general protect this palace and the country? Your Highness, I dare not act rashly in the Yulin Guards. The Yulin Guards are Qi Tai’s military orders. It is not easy for them to deal with it. Your Highness , except for Yang Shi , there are no generals in the Yulin Guards. Most of the others are my father’s confidants . They are now in charge of their own side. I am willing to go to Yulinwei with Your Highness to calm the army down . Okay, then I’ll trouble General Su. Let’s go now. Hmm, teacher, Yang Shijie has been exposed. If the court investigates, it will be very disadvantageous to you and me. Why are you panicking? It’s just a chess piece. It’s lost . But the prince has already found clues and led people to Yulinwei to arrest him. Humph, this self-important guy dared to break into my Yulinwei camp alone. I told him to come but never come back. Teacher, are you going to bring the tiger talisman to mobilize troops? Come with me to the Yulin Guard . I will change the day today. The Jinyi Guard will follow my orders and go to the Yulin Army camp. Those who disobey the emperor’s orders and commit treason and rebellion will be executed first and reported later. I obey your orders and report to Lord Yang. The Xueling Guard is already in place and ready to fight at any time. Lord Yang, the prince is on the way. It will be too late to raise an army now. The iron law of Daxia is that raising an army and treason is a serious crime of killing nine generations of the family. Yang really can’t bear it, sir , don’t you think that stealing the imperial treasury silver is not a capital crime? That’s all because the Supreme Pillar State asked me to be so bold. Dare to slander Shangzhuguo . If you raise an army, you will die. If you don’t raise an army, you will die too. This is called a lowly position. What should I do ? What if His Highness pardons you ? His Highness the Crown Prince , how could he do that? Humph, Zhang Biao, this bastard should have been deposed long ago. If Yunwen became His Highness, your crime could be written off . Does Shangzhuguo want to depose Zhang Biao on the territory of Yulinwei? Lord Yang, these Yulinwei are all your subordinates, so naturally everything is up to you. After the matter is accomplished , I will definitely report it severely. But if the matter is exposed, with Shangzhuguo backing you up, how could there be any mistakes ? Report to Lord Yang, His Highness the Crown Prince has already arrived at the door with the Jinyiwei. Lord Yang, your life is in your own hands. Come with me, please forgive me for the inconvenience of saluting in my armor. General Yang, what are you doing by gathering troops late at night? The prince is unwilling to be the king. Please, His Highness the Crown Prince, don’t meddle in other people’s business. My father ordered me to supervise the country’s military and political affairs, but one person can make decisions on his own . I will take care of other people’s business. Several million silver coins were lost from the treasury just now. Do you know where they are? I don’t know. I have ordered people to investigate this matter. You are closely related to it. Your Highness, there is another hidden story behind this matter. Please check in your tent. General Liang, what do you mean? There are too many people outside and your posture is very grand. I want to report to your Highness alone . Your Highness, be careful that Yang Shijie is going to hold you hostage. Don’t fall into his trap. Hahahaha, if your Highness doesn’t even have this little courage, then you should stay out of the affairs of the Yulin Guards. Okay , I will save you some face today , but this knife has no eyes . Your Highness , as long as I give an order, every knife of the Yulin Guards will kill with blood. Move in the troops . The tiger talisman is here, and the archers are ready. Old Jiang, I can’t bear to kill my brother with you. Are you trying to put me to death? Hahahaha, Zhang Biao, except for your age, how are you qualified to be the crown prince and the Shangzhuguo ? You are right . Only a wise monarch like me can do this. You are not worthy of ruling the world . If you let go now, I might spare your life. Hahaha, Zhang Biao, you still don’t understand the situation. You are already in prison, and you still talk big. Your Highness Yuwen , do n’t talk nonsense with him. Order an attack on him. If you regret your big talk, tell the King of Hell. Shoot the arrows. I’ll see who dares to shoot the arrows . You want to shoot people to death with such little strength . Hahaha, General Su Shitian, the Guard of the Country, the Imperial Guards, do you still recognize me , the General Su Zhentian, the Guard of the Country, we are the subordinates of your father, the God of War Su , the soldiers of the Su family , but your weapons are not aimed at the enemy, but at the current crown prince of Daxia . Our Su family does not have soldiers like you. We are following orders . You are ordered to follow anyone’s orders. Why don’t you put down your weapons quickly ? Who dares to care? I will kill his whole family . The Imperial Guards deserve to die . Please have mercy on me, Your Highness the Crown Prince . I have always distinguished merits and demerits. You have all shed blood for our Daxia country. I will definitely not make things difficult for you. If anyone dares to rebel, just like Yang Shijie , please spare my life, Your Highness. It was Your Highness Yuan and Shang Zhuguo who forced me to do it. Even if a minister rebelled, it was like this. How could you know what crime the prince committed when he rebelled ? My royal brother, you and I are brothers. It’s too late to talk to me about brotherhood now. Zhang Biao, Shang Zhuguo is in the central army tent . You should think it over. Hum, I’m looking for him. Today, I will settle old and new accounts with him. Zhang Biao is not afraid to tell you the truth. Shang Zhuguo has already contacted the general who guards the border and has also contacted Dong The ruler of Lai has informed the emperor. As long as he coughs, Daxia will be doomed. Old Nine, Old Nine, you actually dared to collaborate with foreign enemies. Do you know what crime you deserve? Su Ziheng, listen to my orders. I will arrest all the traitors inside. I will follow my orders. Jinyiwei will send Zhang Biao. How dare you compete with the Lord of the Kingdom ? Humph, just wait for the destruction of the country and the extinction of the race. Old Nine, do you really think that I don’t know about Qi Tai’s tricks? Qi Tai’s students have been captured by me long ago. As for those spies who collaborated with foreign enemies, I have put them in prison. Humph Hahaha, how could a mediocre person like you predict the Lord’s backup plan ? That’s right, he did prepare a backup plan. He just prepared a carriage outside the military tent and sneaked away. Do you really think he would support you? You’re talking nonsense. The Lord and I are like father and son. How could he abandon me and not care about me? Lao Jiu, you really won’t cry until you see the coffin. Your Highness, the traitor has already escaped in the carriage and took advantage of the chaos . Jinyiwei, should we chase him ? No need. With Your Highness here , I don’t believe that he won’t come back. How could this happen? It ‘s clearly a divisive plot by you, right? The account is empty, Your Highness. If you don’t believe it, go and see Qitai yourself. This old bastard has screwed me over. Take Lao Jiu away and interrogate everything. Report to this palace and take away. My emperor, please spare my life. My emperor, please spare my life . I don’t want to listen . Let’s go. My emperor, please spare my life. My emperor, my emperor , my emperor, I confess everything. Haha, thank you General Su today. This is my duty. Your Highness, there’s no need to be polite . We ‘ll be a family in the future. Thank you. General , but we still need to ask the Queen for an imperial decree to marry Miss Su. Queen Qi, that’s Qi Tai’s daughter. We just destroyed his old nest. Will he agree? As the saying goes, It takes evil to deal with evil. You go back first. The evil has to go to work. Respectfully send off His Royal Highness the Crown Prince. Our Crown Prince is becoming more and more like an emperor . Your Majesty, something happened to the Shangzhuguo and the Ninth Prince. What? What did you say about father? The Shangzhuguo can still protect himself . He asked me to tell your Majesty a message. The crown prince is cruel and you can’t force him . You have to go along with him as a last resort. Your Majesty, your son asks your Majesty, how are you? This palace is a little tired today . Your Majesty, there is no need to greet you . Go back to the East Palace. What happened to the queen? Come on, let your son see me. This palace doesn’t want to see you. How dare you force your way in? Humph, get out of here. Well, I came here today on the orders of my father to marry Su Yuqi, the daughter of General Su Zhentian, as the Crown Princess . I came to ask the Queen for an imperial decree. This matter is of great importance and needs to be carefully considered. The Queen is jealous of me taking a concubine . You are so shameless. Why is the Queen so nervous? I was just joking . I know that if I marry the Su family, it will not be so easy for the Shangzhu State to get rid of me. I don’t know what you are talking about . The marriage has been prepared. Today, the Queen has to agree. You threaten me. This marriage is granted by my father. It will be difficult for the Queen to stop it. You want to disobey the emperor’s order? Let me go . Why are you so nervous? It’s not the first time. Humph, Zhang Biao, you have schemed so hard just for my imperial decree. It ‘s not all because I haven’t seen my mother for a long time. I miss her so much . Humph , I will give you the imperial edict, but what happened today is not allowed to happen again. I haven’t done what happened today yet. Let go, Your Highness. It ‘s not good. What are you shouting for? Can’t you see that I’m busy? The envoys from Donglai Kingdom want to take away the Crown Princess. Go and see. In the great Great Xia Empire , no one dares to compete with me in couplets . You should cede land and pay compensation quickly. Hahaha, okay, okay, our Great Xia is rich in products. The envoy can take whatever you like , hahaha. Then bring this young lady to our Donglai to be a concubine. How dare you . My daughter is the future crown princess. How can you give her to anyone you want? It is not up to you now . Our Great Xia is full of talents. How can we allow this kid to be so presumptuous here? Sangru country is competing in couplets. Your Majesty, please forgive me. I am incompetent. General Su , I am incompetent. Your Majesty, please forgive me. I ca n’t even write a couplet. Is there no one in our Great Xia? Your Majesty, we are incompetent. Please punish Emperor Zhang. One stick of incense is about to pass. You’d better give the little beauty to him obediently. I am worthy of being the Crown Princess. You delicate-skinned and tender-fleshed scoundrel, stay away from me . Su Yuqi , you are so bold that you will be treated as a traitor for disobeying overseas guests. You are the traitor, right? Lord Qi, there is a grudge between our two families, but when the two countries clash, how can you sell out your country for glory? You are slandering me. You can quarrel as you please . If no one dares to compete with me, I will take the prize first. Hahaha, let go. You dare to snatch my Yuqi, are you crazy? Su Yuqi, you have already lost to the overseas guests. If you provoke again, it will be a dispute between the two countries. The young master country kidnapped my Crown Princess without authorization. I think you are bold enough to lose to others. Yeah, I’m also working for the country. You want to protect Su Yuqi ? Huh, then why don’t you come to compete in couplets ? Huh, what do I think it is? Isn’t it just a competition of couplets ? My nickname is Dui Chuanchang, and you can’t even recognize my eight generations of ancestors. Hahahaha, my prince, everyone in the court knows that you are not talented and learned . Let alone couplets, I’m afraid you can’t even recognize all the characters. Hahaha, Biaoer, literary talent is not your advantage, you should withdraw first. Hahaha, I heard in Donglai Kingdom that the prince of Daxia Kingdom is a playboy. I didn’t expect him to be a boastful and mediocre beauty. You should come with me and marry this A waste is like a flower stuck in cow dung. Your Highness is not the kind of mediocre person you say. If Your Highness is not allowed to compete, I would rather die to show my determination. Although Yuqi has not entered the palace, she is already Your Highness’s person. I hope Your Highness can avenge Daxia and make Yuqi’s painstaking efforts worthwhile. In this case, I agree. Biaoer, you should think twice before you speak. You, a waste prince, are not worthy of making couplets with me. I can’t solve it with just one question. Listen carefully. As the saying goes, flowers are not fragrant and birds are not singing. The waste prince is ridiculous. It’s ridiculous . Hahaha, Your Highness, you should just admit defeat. If you can’t get the answer after thinking for a long time, isn’t it Did it bring shame to my Great Xia? Who said I can’t figure it out? Listen, my second couplet is: The chariot has no wheels and the horse has no reins. The rogue envoy, be careful, be careful . Damn, this loser even matched it. How is it neat or not? The prince is usually dissolute, but in fact he is full of talent. Let’s do it again, let’s do it again. I was careless just now. Even the envoy went back on his word. It seems that the Donglai Kingdom is a country without credibility. You, don’t be so complacent. Just now, the blind cat caught a dead mouse, but this time you won’t be so lucky. Listen carefully, the mountains and rivers are originally one , and the river divides the north and the south. VIP, this first couplet seems to have a deeper meaning. The Donglai Kingdom is in the south and the Great Xia is in the north. There is no distinction between north and south. This is clearly an attempt to annex my Great Xia. Bold envoy of the Donglai Kingdom , are you going to bring the Lord of the Donglai Kingdom to start a war? Hahahaha, Emperor Zhao, why do you have to do this? It’s just a couplet, even the emperor is making a fuss. It seems that Great Xia is nothing special. Father, your son and I will fight again for Great Xia. Envoy of Donglai, tell me your first couplet again . Hum I tell you a hundred times and you still can’t get it right . The first couplet is ‘Mountains and rivers are originally one, and the earth river divides the north and the south.’ My second couplet is ‘Humans and animals are of the same origin. You are a nothing. What do you mean ? Who are you calling a nothing? It’s just a couplet . Why bother making a fuss? You insulted me, and when I return to the east, I will punish you. You offended me, Daxia . Do you think you can go back? I have one last couplet. Listen carefully. I will plant trees on your grave. Hum, this can also be called the first couplet. This is my life since I came to the east for a hundred years. Absolutely hahahahahahahaha. This time I want to gamble my life with you. Oh, why are you laughing ? I’m laughing You Donglai country are so stupid. No one can match this kind of couplet for 100 years. You are still betting your life. Miaoer, you can definitely match it in this hundred years. Father, the emperor and his subjects can talk nonsense . If you can match it , I will chop off my head and let you kick it like a ball. Say your curtain to me again. I will plant trees on your grave and make them into coffins for you to live in. My beloved highness actually matched this absolutely . Hahahahahahahaha. I have been matching couplets for a lifetime, but you ruined it. My life is over. I have said long ago that my nickname is Chuanchang. The person who comes and drags him out is His Royal Highness the Crown Prince , an extremely talented man. The hidden master, Emperor Zhang, I lost the contest today. Do you dare to bet with me? What’s the big deal? I will accompany you to the end. I will compete with you. That’s me bullying you. Today, let’s compete in strength . Your Highness, don’t fall into his trap. How can you compare with him in strength? I’m not afraid of you. Let’s go now. This tripod weighs at least 500 kilograms. I’ll go first. This is the power of the gods. Oh, oh , Your Highness is really going to lose this time. Hey, it’s your turn, the crown prince. Hey, 500 kilograms is too unchallenging. Prepare a 1,000-kilogram tripod for me. The crown prince is afraid that you haven’t woken up yet. You must be talking in your sleep. Humph, Your Highness, don’t mess around . This is a martial arts competition for the country. If you can’t win, just surrender. It’s not impossible to surrender .
Humph, I want to surrender. I have fallen into the trap of you , an old fox who sells out your country for fame and fortune. Humph, someone prepare ropes and sticks for me. I want to make a lever. Hahaha, with just these few pieces of broken wood, you can lift this jack. Today I will let you see what the Archimedean lever principle is . Open your dog eyes and watch me. Watch it carefully. Wow, my God , you actually lifted up this huge tripod that weighs a thousand pounds. Hey, what is this? Give me an I can move the whole earth with my fulcrum. Who will win this round of Zhou Kingdom? No, I don’t accept it. He is playing tricks and using strange tricks. Well, it doesn’t count . Well , if you can do it, you can use it too. You are a simple-minded thing with strong limbs. Hey, you are so presumptuous to want to touch me, the Crown Prince of Daxia . You have to get through me first. You don’t want Xiyan of Daxia. Hey, my lord, my lord , hahaha, Your Highness, please have lunch . The dishes cooked by my beloved concubine are so fragrant. Is this person more fragrant? Your Highness is joking. Please have your meal quickly. Okay , Your Highness, forgive me . Why is it so bitter? It’s really that there is only coarse salt in the palace and no fine salt. It’s cooked. What crime have my beloved concubines committed? Our dynasty imports a lot of fine salt every year. How come we can’t even maintain the expenses of the palace? The person in charge of purchasing fine salt is Shangzhuguo . It was he who gave the order, and it was that old man Qi Tai. Come with me to find him. HMM , fine salt is still delicious. Haha, how come there is Xiyan in your family but not in the Eastern Palace? The prince wants Xiyan . Hum, you still have the nerve to ask me? Are you worthy of me? Don’t you have an idea in your mind? You offended the ambassador of Donglai Kingdom before. Donglai Kingdom stopped all the supply of fine salt from my Great Xia in anger . Now there is only this little fine salt left. Salt , hum, your highness, you don’t deserve to eat it. That’s because they are petty and can’t afford to lose. Your highness, calm down . Although the joke is small , it concerns the livelihood of all the people in Daxia. We must find a way quickly . Isn’t it just a joke? They don’t let me practice jokes by myself. If you can practice jokes, I would rather learn to bark like a dog in the palace for a day . Hum , this is what you said, don’t go back on your word, never go back on your word. Okay, then you just wait and prepare the throat lozenges and learn to bark like a dog. But your highness, if you lose, you won’t do nothing, right? If I lose, I will abdicate the throne of the crown prince and come to your house to work as a long-term worker. Okay , hahaha, prepare water and coarse salt, I have my own ingenious plan. Your Highness, it’s been two hours. Have you mastered the barking? I ‘m still waiting to learn how to bark like a dog. How can you be so impatient? Yuqi, open your dog eyes wide and let me see if this is a joke or not. Hmph. You really have mastered the barking. Hmph, how did you learn it? Hmph , do you want to know? First learn to bark like a dog. Uh, Your Highness , no matter what, I am also an important official of the court. An important official of the court . Okay , then you just wait to eat coarse salt. Your Highness, I’ll learn, can’t I? Woof , can’t you hear me , woof, woof , woof, haha . Yuqi, prepare some medicine for him , otherwise his voice will become hoarse before he can bark for a day. Yes , woof , woof , woof , woof . How long has Zhao Jian Laojiu been in Jinyiweiguan ? It’s been a month since he returned to Your Highness . Well, he must have suffered a lot and endured a lot of hardships. He will follow me in the future. Yes, yes, Captain Zhang, you guys are barbecued in the Governor’s Mansion as a tonic. Ah, Your Highness , please forgive me. What a crime, I think you are just idle. From now on, run 5 kilometers every morning and evening. Your Highness, the treasury is tight. The brothers haven’t eaten meat for a month. How can we have the energy to run? Haoqiao, I grilled a skewer for you as an apology to my royal brother. Oh, I don’t want to eat it. Although the Ninth Prince is a sinner , he still leads us to catch lamb skewers and grill them. The brothers finally had a full meal. Pork is so cheap, why don’t you just eat pork? Catch sheep, my royal brother, if you want your subjects to eat this cheap meat, I would rather die. Cheap meat, this pork is cheap meat , it smells fishy and foul. In our Great Xia, only beggars who are desperately hungry eat that stuff. Hey, can’t you just remove the fishy smell and the smell? Go buy 10 pigs for me. Go , go , oh, you all have to taste it today, you must eat it, Your Highness. You can’t do that. You’re going too far , forcing us to eat this cheap meat. When I get out, you can just follow me and I’ll give you grilled mutton skewers. If you want me to eat pork, you might as well just kill me. We can’t do that. For a meal of pork , you actually dared to rebel. I’m going to chop off your head right now, Sir Qianhu. Otherwise, you can eat the remaining 10 pigs. You actually dared to talk back. I’m going to chop off your pig head right now, Okay, okay, okay, didn’t my royal brother say that there is a way to remove the fishy smell? But what is that? I’m here to support you. Then you can eat two less pieces. Thank you, Your Highness, Your Highness, Your wisdom, A Bite of China was not in vain. I can use green onions and ginger to remove the fishy smell this time. Hum, Your Highness, um, let the Jinyiwei Eating such smelly pork can easily cause disease. Otherwise, I will go to General Su to call for help. I will call your sister. My dish is not ready yet . I will make the Jinyiwei cry after eating it. Yes, this smelly pork is good. Pork is wonderful. Pork is a treasure everywhere. Not only do I want them to eat pork, I also want them to raise pigs for me to make money, right? Your Highness , are you confused by a high fever ? Go, go, go and find rice wine. That is the key to removing the fishy smell and odor. Try the braised pork large intestines made by me. Not only do we eat pork, but we also eat pig offal . A scholar can be killed but not humiliated. What do you say? Don’t be greedy for a while. Brother Huang, no one is greedy for him. You said it was delicious, why don’t you eat it ? Mm, the oil fragrance overflows and melts in the mouth. Is it true or not? Let me try it, Your Highness, a dignified prince eats pig offal. It might not be good if the water gets out. This is an order for me to eat it. How does it taste, Your Highness ? Is it too smelly ? Did you get food poisoning? Oh my God, this pig offal is so delicious. How can it be impossible ? Hmm , hey, brothers, come and try it . Hmm , it ‘s delicious, it tastes good . Hehe, Your Highness, please teach me how to remove the fishy smell from pork . It’s not difficult. You can use onions, ginger, garlic, and rice wine to remove the fishy smell. But the most important thing here is to pickle the pig . Pickling a pig means castrating the piglet . When it grows up, its meat will not be fishy or smelly when eaten. I have decided today that the Jinyiwei will start raising pigs from tomorrow. During the day, you not only have to train, but also learn the postpartum care of sows and the sterilization of piglets . Old Nine, I will appoint you as the Jinyiwei pig raiser. Ah, raising pig shit. Why does this name sound like an insult? Hey, I’ve made up my mind. I want to turn Jinyiwei into the largest pig-raising organization. I’ve even thought of a name. It’s called Pig’s Hand. Hehe, this is what I learned in elementary school: the Four Books and the Five Classics. I don’t know how to raise pigs. It doesn’t matter. I’ll write the teaching materials and teach you step by step. I just want to go into battle and kill the enemy. I don’t want to do these trivial things. As the ancients said, food is the first necessity of the people. It is a top priority for the people of Daxia to eat delicious pork. Is it still a trivial matter now? Raising pigs is the most important thing in the world. Your Highness, please forgive me for being ignorant just now. I am willing to go through fire and water for the pig-raising business. That’s right. I have another favor to ask of you. Jinyiwei’s bows and arrows are old and their combat effectiveness is low. Once they encounter trouble, it will be difficult. Keep Your Highness safe. Humph. Isn’t this walking into a trap? I’ve read the comics about Zhuge Liannu since elementary school. It doesn’t matter. I’ll personally prepare a new Liannu for you after I return to the camp. Your Highness, the Ministry of War is now under the jurisdiction of Shang Zhuguo. If you go there rashly, Shang Zhuguo will probably be unhappy. I don’t care whether he is happy or not. This world belongs to my Zhang family. You’re here all day long, picking and choosing. Pick and choose. Go . Hey, Your Highness, please meet the Crown Prince. I don’t know why you’re summoning this old minister so urgently. Shang Zhuguo is busy with all kinds of affairs. I’ll just say it straight. I have a set of weapons that need to be cast. Please ask Shang Zhuguo to arrange the weapons. The Ministry of War is rushing to make weapons and doesn’t seem to have time to make something that looks good but is not useful . Humph, Shangshuguo, you haven’t seen my drawings. You are so daring to belittle me like this . I think you are brave enough. Different trades are like different mountains. This old minister is just stating the facts. As for whether there are officers in the Ministry of War willing to make weapons for His Royal Highness , please ask Eunuch Zhao and you will know. Zhao Jian will go to the Ministry of War to ask. As ordered, Your Highness , there are no craftsmen in the Ministry of War willing to make your Highness’s new weapons . Hahaha , these servants in the Ministry of War are not slapping His Royal Highness in the face. Haha , ignorance is not blame. This palace still has some tolerance. His Royal Highness has this level of awareness . He should improve himself. This old minister will withdraw. Stop. Who said that this palace won’t do it ? No one in the Ministry of War is willing to make weapons for His Royal Highness . Do you want this old minister to forge iron ? Hey, hey, you reminded me, it’s not impossible. Well, don’t you have an officer named Gongshu Ban in your Ministry of War? That’s right, the palace clerk has superb skills. But he has a perverse temperament. Once he finds something he is not satisfied with the drawings, no matter who designed it, he will curse loudly. Go show the drawings to the palace clerk. Shang China only has one chance. Humph, this old minister has already given the drawings to Gongshu Ban. If this old minister is him , just throw it into the furnace and burn it. Forget it . Why are you so bold ? Just let Shang Zhuguo satisfy his mouth . He will slap me in the face in a while. I am looking forward to it. But whether it is a slap on this old minister’s face or on the face of His Royal Highness the Crown Prince , huh? It’s still hard to say. If this Gongshu Ban is really capable , he will be impressed by my drawings. Huh, self-confidence is a good thing . I advise Your Highness not to be blindly confident. Hahaha, wonderful, wonderful. If this magic crossbow is made, it will definitely be a national artifact. How dare this servant trespass into the forbidden area of the East Palace and say who instructed you. Hahaha , Eunuch Zhao, calm down. He is Gongshu Ban, an official general of Daxia. Huh, Gongshu Ban, I believe you have already seen the drawings. Tell His Royal Highness what this thing is. I have never seen such a genius design. If it is made, it will definitely be awe-inspiring. The divine weapon of the world, you are not seeing it wrong, take a closer look, I have been making weapons all my life and I will never make a mistake, baby, how is it possible , hum , how could His Royal Highness the Crown Prince have such talent, ok Gongshu Ban, you have good vision, Gongshu Ban, obey my order, I order you to build the divine crossbow within three days, I will personally present it to the Emperor of Daxia , there must be no mistake, I will obey your order, no, we cannot let the Crown Prince succeed in front of His Majesty, oh no, hey , the Shangzhuguo has not asked the Crown Prince for permission and he left, this is not good, ask him, are you going to feed pigs here for the rest of your life , do you still want to be promoted to the Crown Prince, I think so , of course I do, then come with me, Your Highness , I will see that crazy Gongshu Ban , can he make the divine slave you want, hum, you can’t judge a person by his appearance , Gongshu Ban is my Daxia’s number one skilled craftsman, if he can’t make it, then no one in this world can make it, Your Highness is wise, then let’s wait for good news, no need to wait, just admit defeat obediently , Ninth brother, you were not in the Jinyiwei and raised pigs, why did you come back ? As a prince, as long as I have been detained During the interrogation period , you can come and go as you please. But my royal brother, you ‘ve been fiddling with those useless weapons all day long. You might as well go raise pigs . I haven’t seen you for a long time and you’ve become more capable. I think it was the State of Chu who gave you some bad advice. Hum, last time it was my teacher and I who were careless, so you had the opportunity to take advantage of me. Just watch , I will never let you steal the limelight in front of my father today. Well, well, let’s wait and see . The emperor has arrived. Long live the emperor. Long live the emperor . Your Majesty, please stand up. Hmm, this is Xiao Li Feidao, this is Torrential Pear Blossom Needle, and this is the sole of the shoe. These are the weapons that Your Majesty Yunwen has developed during his retreat these days. Compared with the old weapons of Daxia, their lethality is greatly enhanced. Your Majesty is worthy of being a hero of Daxia. My Yunwen has also made progress . Hahaha, Your Majesty , the most powerful one is this. It’s called a slingshot , and it was designed by Your Majesty. Anyone from the age of ninety-nine to just learning to walk can pick it up to attack and kill the enemy. Daxia has this national treasure , so why should we fear the foreign enemies coming from the east ? Yunwen , you invented this slingshot, this national treasure. What reward do you want? Thank you, father, for your praise . This is what I should do. If you must reward me , I want your Majesty to have the military officer present Gongshu Ban with the national treasure Zhuge Liannu. With him, our Great Xia’s foundation will last forever. Which one is stronger, the Zhuge Liannu or this slingshot ? Gongshu Ban said that in front of the Zhuge Liannu, the slingshot is like a child’s toy. Yunwen, did you also develop this Zhuge Liannu? Uh, how could such a powerful weapon be designed by me ? But this is indeed a good opportunity to show off. If the prince’s weapon is really made, I can’t let him steal the limelight in front of the emperor. This Zhuge Liannu was also designed by the Ninth Prince , Nuwa . Since you developed it , please demonstrate it to me . Uh, it was not developed by you, so it was naturally invented by your son . How dare your son deceive your father? Hahaha, uh, reflex, yes, yes, your majesty, the artifact designed by the Ninth Prince, the Zhuge Liannu , can be fired from both sides . It is really a national treasure. Okay, Yunwen, you have such talent that you have opened your father’s eyes. ah , Biaoer, you will study Chinese in the future , hahaha, father, learning still depends on talent . I
thought the position of the crown prince should be occupied by the most capable, right? Your Majesty, I cannot learn such petty means as your ninth brother. Haha, brother, what do you mean by this? Are you deaf? You claim that I invented the Zhuge Crossbow and take credit in front of your father. No matter who instructed you, you are shameless. If the emperor knows that it was designed by the crown prince, then the ninth prince and I are guilty of deceiving the emperor . No, I will never admit it, Your Highness . The Zhuge Crossbow was clearly designed by Your Highness Yunwen and was made by the Ministry of War under the order of this old minister. How did it become your invention ? Yes, my royal brother, it is fine that you are arbitrary and authoritarian on weekdays , but why do you embarrass your son over such a small matter ? What is going on here? If you don’t tell the truth, I will deprive you of your position as crown prince. Your Majesty, I did not lie. The Zhuge Crossbow was invented by your son. If you want to deprive me of my position as crown prince, just do it. Someone, here is the crown prince Zhang Biao You have no respect for your father and your father. You have deceived your superiors. Drag me out and give me fifty lashes of the cane. Thank you, father, for redressing the injustice for me. Your Majesty, I am a wise king throughout the ages. I petition to deprive Zhang Biao of his title as crown prince right now. Father, you are so foolish and bold. Zhang Biao is about to die, yet you still dare to insult His Majesty. I think you are tired of living. Father, you want to deprive me of my title as crown prince. Isn’t that what I want? Who invented the Zhuge crossbow ? Ask the people who are questioning him and they will know. Okay, father will give you one last chance. I, Gong Shubai, kowtow to the emperor. When I ask you who designed this Zhuge crossbow, just say it was designed by His Highness the Ninth Prince. This is clearly a blueprint drawn by His Highness the Crown Prince. What do you say? Just tell me, do you still want to live? Shangzhuguo , what are you whispering about down there? Your Majesty , I am telling him to tell the truth. Your Majesty, I really don’t know who designed it. I am just following the orders of others. Your Majesty, I dare not take credit for the design drawings. This was designed by the Ninth Prince. What else can Zhang Biao say? It is obvious that it was them who made the clever words and flattery . The Zhuge Crossbow was indeed designed by your son. Your son can prove his innocence. Oh, it is a great honor to admit one’s mistakes and improve them. I don’t blame you, brother, please don’t argue . Old Ninth , since you said that you made this crossbow, then do you know that there is a fatal flaw , hahaha What a joke! This repeating crossbow of mine is so exquisite that there is no flaw in it. This repeating crossbow does have flaws. Tell me boldly . I pardon you. Thank you, Your Majesty. This repeating crossbow has great power. Ten ordinary cow tendon strings are useless, and I can’t even break the string. Old Nine , since you said it was designed by you, then how should it be improved ? No, Yuwen, why don’t you tell me quickly ? Oh, father, I really can’t think of a solution for the time being, but it doesn’t mean that this repeating crossbow was not designed by me. If you can’t install it, don’t install it. Father, it really won’t work with just this cow tendon. If cow tendon and snake skin are combined to make a bowstring, it can be used hundreds or thousands of times. You are talking nonsense. How is it possible ? How can I really I didn’t expect that your highness’s sickle crossbow has a flaw. I used diamond as the fuselage, which is clumsy and not durable. I don’t know how to improve it. How difficult is it? Make it into a centipede and try it. This Wugang is extremely rare. How to mass-produce and refine Wugang ? I have my own magic method . If you want to learn, I will teach you. Your highness is a genius . It is really a blessing for the people of Daxia. Gongshu Ban, what is going on? The emperor and the prince know Zhuge Liannu very well. This must be made by the prince. Mingwen , what is going on? Uh, this, this , your son did not sleep well yesterday. I forgot to pinch my brain and remembered it wrong. Shangzhuguo, please explain it to me. Uh, this old minister is also blurry-eyed. This, this, my memory has also declined. Okay , since you are old, let Biao’er take over the affairs of the Ministry of War. This is, uh , Your Majesty is wise. Your father and your subject have designed so many. The prince is in charge of the Ministry of War with just this one weapon. Your subject, I do not accept it. You still have the nerve to say that these weapons made by your father, the ninth emperor, are not weapons to protect the country. They are the scourge of the country’s destruction . Your father, your father, your subject is so loyal, how could he possibly be the scourge of the country’s destruction ? Don’t listen to his sweet words. When two armies fight at close range, the best weapons should be hacking and stabbing. These weapons of yours are all hidden weapons circulated in the martial arts world. How can they be the magic weapons of Zheng State? Yes , that makes sense, ninth brother. I don’t know why you shamelessly want Da Xia to produce such weapons. But if these are not the scourge of the kingdom, then what are they? Father, father, how could a subject like me have a rebellious streak? It’s clearly the Crown Prince who has been excluded as a dissident and suppressed his subject. Please, father, make the decision for your subject. Father, you are such a rebellious son. Humph , come here, someone , demote him to a commoner. Your Majesty, your ninth prince also meant well but did the wrong thing . He also cared about Da Xia wholeheartedly. Then demote him to a prince for a month to see what happens next. Father, your subject has been wronged. Father, humph, teacher, teacher , it’s all over, ninth brother, watch your tongue and don’t take everything for granted. Brother Huo, please help me beg the emperor for mercy. Brother Huo, I should never go against you in the future. The car was about to hit the wall when you realized to turn. Isn’t it too late ? Brother, but the emperor wants to demote me to a prince. It’s only been a month and you can’t stand it. I think it’s good. At least it can make you walk in peace. Your Highness is really amazing . He actually designed the Zhuge Crossbow, a national treasure . Your Highness, with my understanding of the Shangzhu State, I will never let it go. Yes, Your Highness, you still have to be more careful. Don’t worry , I have my own clever plan. I have a secret weapon in my palace. You need to hurry up and make it. Remember to protect it. Oh, what is this? This thing is called a machine gun. It emits blue fire when fired. It is indeed a bit difficult for you to make it. Your Highness, rest assured. I will not let you down. Hahahahahahahaha . Don’t cry, teacher. That prince has gone too far. How can I act in the palace in the future? Zhang Biao, if you are unkind, don’t blame me for being unjust. Where is the assassin Bailang? I will order you to go to the East Palace tomorrow. There must be no mistake . This is your highness . The machine gun you wanted. I have made it for you. Wow , is it the kind that emits blue fire with da da da da? Your highness, rest assured , it is absolutely true. Hahaha. Gongshu Ban, Gongshu Ban, you really deserve to be the number one craftsman in our dynasty. Your highness , you are too kind. It’s your design drawings that are exquisite. I’m just following orders. I don’t design the drawings, I’m just a carrier of the drawings . Ah, by the way, with this thing, I’m not afraid even if a martial arts master comes to cause trouble , hahahaha. Oh, by the way, the news that Gong Shudan made a machine gun must not be spread out, or it will bring about a fatal disaster, Your Highness. Don’t worry, I will keep my mouth shut. Well , okay, you can leave. I also need to take a rest. Ah , yes, I need this. Uh, uh, fortunately, the security training taught me shooting, otherwise I would be useless now. What kind of hidden weapon is this? Who are you? Okay, there are industry rules, I can’t tell you , then go to see the King of Hell, you underestimate me too much, little one Even if you don’t tell me who you are, I know who you are . Your Highness , are you not injured? It ‘s okay. Take this assassin and hang him on the Wumen Gate for all the civil and military officials to see. This is the fate of offending me. Teacher , something terrible has happened. The assassin failed . It’s impossible. Bai Lang is the number one killer in Daxia. It’s impossible for him to fail. Bai Lang was hung on the Wumen Gate for public display. If you don’t believe me, go and see. What? I didn’t expect the prince to be so cruel. Teacher, these princes must know that it was an assassin sent by us. What should we do next? Teacher , think of a way . What are you afraid of? Bai Lang’s knife is highly poisonous. Once it is exposed, he will die and will never betray us. Besides, I have already contacted the envoy of Donglai State to enter the palace for the second time . The prince has no time to deal with him. The envoy of Donglai was humiliated by the prince last time . This time he will definitely avenge us. Oh, I tell you, keep a low profile in the future and don’t provoke the prince . If there is trouble, it will be me who will kick your ass. My Ninth County King is your teacher. I am the eldest princess of Donglai State. I came here on the order of my father to make a big bet with His Royal Highness the Crown Prince. Why didn’t you have enough fun last time? This time the princess came in person. What big bet do you want to make? Last time, it was my Donglai who made a mistake in employing people and believed the instigation of mediocre people. This time, seven days later, I, Donglai, will send out civil and military masters to compete with Daxia. If we Donglai win two games, Daxia will cede If Daxia wins the two cities , then we in Donglai will pay tribute every year and pledge our loyalty every year. Your Highness , I have found out that the Donglai cavalry is already at the gates of the city. Hahahahahaha, what are you afraid of? With our wise and powerful Your Highness here, even if the Donglai army is approaching , we have nothing to fear. It ‘s rare that you praise me . Okay, I agree to this bet, but we have to add extra time, Your Highness. But it doesn’t matter if you lose. If Donglai loses, the princess will stay and be my concubine to warm my bed. Why doesn’t the princess dare ? Humph , you can’t win anyway, so I’ll agree . Wait , since Your Highness has added one more thing, I, the Princess of Donglai, will also add one more thing. If Daxia loses , Your Highness, the Prince, will follow me back to Donglai to be a slave. How dare I, the Crown Prince of Daxia How can you blaspheme General Su? Don’t be so rigid. How can there be a gambling game without a bet ? It would be great if I agreed to your request. The Great Xia Crown Prince is indeed a man of ideas. We’ll meet in seven days. Goodbye , Your Highness . The Kingdom of Donglai was humiliated in the Golden Palace last time. This time the competition is fierce . There are also millions of cavalry approaching from abroad. How could you agree to his request so easily? It’s still uncertain who will win. Oh, then I, this old minister, would like to congratulate the Crown Prince on his victory in advance. General Su , please quickly send people to the border to guard this competition. Who dares to make trouble ? Haha , Your Highness, this competition is a great opportunity for you . I don’t understand. Please enlighten me, teacher. There are frequent frictions between the Kingdom of Donglai and our country. This competition is fierce. It must be related to If Your Highness can win this competition, then there will be no need for your father to issue an edict, and everyone in the world will know who is the true heir to the throne . Hahahaha, of course, hahaha, but teacher, if I can’t win the competition , uh , ah, hahahaha, Your Highness, I have already made everything according to your drawings . Ok , Yuqi, look, this is specially tailored for you by me. Put it on quickly to see if it fits or not. Where is this clothing from? Why is it so weird ? Uh , this is called Paris World. Look, this is a high heel shoe, this is an evening dress, especially this one . Hehe, you must be the most beautiful woman in Daxia when you put on these stockings. Is it so magical, Your Highness? When have I ever lied to you? Good, I will try now. Look at how useless you are, Your Highness . Eunuch Zhao is even less promising than me. With this figure and this Balenciaga outfit, she can instantly kill all the internet celebrities. No wonder they all have reactions after seeing it. If you want to see it, just look boldly, right? I am not such a stingy person , Your Highness. Is this outfit acceptable ? I will not comment on it, you guys can comment on it. How can this be acceptable? This is simply killing me. Even if the Crown Princess is a fairy, she is no more than this , right? You are too kind . Your Highness, is this outfit too revealing and inconvenient for you to go out ? My beloved concubine, you may not know that fashion needs to be led. Then, I am going to set up an international brand called Paris World . You will be the chairman of this brand in the future. By the way, Your Highness , how should we deal with the competition in Donglai Kingdom ? What , I will show you another secret weapon. With it, are you still afraid of them? This is the Malay sword and Mingguang armor. Zhao Jian, how many people can we have in the Yulin Guard and Jinyi Guard in the capital ? Back to Your Highness, there are nearly a thousand people, so we can pick out 100 elite soldiers and let them all equip them with this Malay sword and Mingguang armor, as well as our Zhuge Liannu. What will be the combat power of these combined? The Malay sword can cut iron like mud, the Mingguang armor is indestructible, and together with the Zhuge Crossbow, it is no problem to resist tens of thousands of troops. Okay, in the future, I will teach them the tactics of the Three-Three System and the Three-Fierce System, and kill them without leaving a single piece of armor. What is the Three-Three System and the Three-Fierce Tactics? You don’t need to know this. You just need to know that it is a very powerful tactic. Just think about it. Back then, our Daxia used this set of tactics to resist millions of Japanese invaders. How powerful is it ? Very powerful, but Your Highness, Donglai Kingdom is not only superior in military power, but also has profound attainments in literature. Your Highness can write a quatrain that will be remembered through the ages . Even the Yellow Crane Tower will be afraid of him. Is the little Donglai scholar not enough ? My beloved concubine, you are too kind. I not only know how to write the Yellow Crane Tower, but also know how to write the Yellow Crane Tower . Three Hundred Tang Poems and Three Hundred Song Lyrics. I don’t believe that they can write better than my two books . I have never heard of them. If you want to learn, I will teach you tonight. Haha, little Jianzi, hey , Donglai Kingdom has recently provoked and challenged me three times. Is there any conspiracy? I am worried, Your Majesty, don’t worry, His Royal Highness the Crown Prince has notified the civil and military officials of Daxia to help. He will definitely not embarrass my great country, okay, haha, by the way , what is Biaoer doing recently? He is designing Paris World women’s clothing. What is Paris World ? Your Majesty, wait a minute, this is Paris World high-end custom-made women’s clothing. Your Majesty, this is called stockings . If this thing is worn by my subjects of Daxia, it is simply immoral. How can this be ? Your Majesty, calm down. His Royal Highness the Crown Prince may have other plans. What a joke . Go and inform Qi Tai. Then call Yuwen to compete together. I obey your command . If Daxia loses, I will definitely punish Zhang Biao with death. Your Majesty , let’s have a literary contest today. The rules are that I, Donglai, will decide. If Donglai wins, Daxia will be its vassal. If Daxia wins, Donglai will belong to your Daxia . What do you think, Your Majesty? You are not joking. Of course I agree. Previously, I, Donglai, came to make His Royal Highness the Crown Prince steal the show. This time, I am afraid we have to take advantage of the victory. No, today, I, Yun’er, will fight first . The Ninth Prince recruited Yunwen. This palace is not very talented and learned, but I didn’t expect the name The news has spread to Donglai State. Haha, I am so ashamed. Hey, the Ninth Prince is both civil and military, and his reputation is rising. Among the many princes, he is indeed the best. Haha, if the princess is scared, you might as well surrender now. It’s not too late. Who said that Donglai wants to surrender? In advance, Li Dabai , the commoner Li Dabai pays homage to His Majesty the Emperor of Daxia. This is our Donglai contestant in today’s literary competition. The poet Li Dabai . Dabai’s poetry is unparalleled in the world. I am my lifelong idol . In competing with you in poetry, it is really Dabai who bullies me. Why don’t we compete in couplets today ? Your Highness , you advised me to surrender before , why are you scared now? Yunwen is asking you a question. Why don’t you reply quickly? I, your son, am incompetent and willing to admit defeat . Li Dabai has been obsessed with it for a long time . It’s really a bully. If it were a fight, His Royal Highness Yuwen would definitely be able to win back a game. Wouldn’t it be a disgrace to our Daxia reputation to surrender without fighting ? My Daxia’s 3,000 top scholars may accept the challenge. Your Majesty , compared with Li Dabai , these 3,000 top scholars are not worth mentioning at all. Your servants are incompetent. Please forgive me , Your Majesty . Did you admit defeat or admit defeat in this round ? That’s enough, Li Dabai, you’ve pretended enough. Me, your father, your son, is willing to fight for Daxia. Your Majesty , since His Royal Highness the Crown Prince is so confident , why not just approve it, Crown Prince? Okay, try it out. Biao’er , I allow you to go to the battle. Li Dabai is a guest from afar, so please come up with the first couplet first. Listen carefully, my first couplet is “Oranger Ying, Swallow Yan , Cuicui, Honghong, Everywhere is Harmonious and Harmonious.” I’ll give you one stick of incense to match it. If you can’t match it, just surrender. Your Majesty, although this first couplet is a repetition of words , it is indeed a self-proclaimed article that is absolutely poetic and picturesque. It is indeed worthy of being written by the immortal poet. My royal brother, do you need me to help you look up the book ? Hey, how can such an absolute be found in ordinary books ? It seems that this stick of incense is not enough. The agreed one stick of incense is allowed. You two can think of the second couplet together . It’s not cheating. Yuwen, do you have any solution? Father, this is a gift from heaven . I think no one can match it except the immortal poet Li Dabai himself. Bullshit, a gift from heaven. I haven’t played this kind of word game since I was three years old. My royal brother, don’t speak nonsense. This first couplet is extremely mysterious . If you can’t figure it out, you might as well surrender as soon as possible and don’t waste time. What mystery is there? Your Highness is speaking nonsense. In this case, please, Your Highness Come up with the second line as soon as possible . Yes, the incense stick time is almost up. Your Highness, you’d better hurry up. Listen carefully, my second line is “Wind and rain, flowers, leaves , year after year, dusk and morning “. I have studied the couplet for decades , but he came up with it so easily. This is impossible. This is impossible. Your Majesty, your Highness, your couplet is wonderful. Not only is it neat , but it is also seamless . You are worthy of being the Crown Prince of Daxia. Good , hahaha, Li Daben, how about my couplet ? You, you must have memorized it or copied it. You and I are facing each other. If I cheated , you would have seen through it a long time ago. This is the world I have studied for decades. I never thought that it would be brought out by your love , by your blind cat catching a dead mouse. You are a waste , with a false reputation . You bring shame to Donglai . Wait for your nine clans to be exterminated. Princess, we Daxia won this round. Can we keep our promise after winning just one round of literary competition? You want me, Donglai, to submit to you. Isn’t it too arrogant? Submitting to you is second to none. Secondly, it is most important for Princess to be my concubine who warms my bed. How dare you ! My Donglai contestant is right outside the door. Come and compete in martial arts now. I’m afraid you are not good enough. You have never practiced martial arts. Aren’t you going to die? Your Majesty, don’t worry. His Royal Highness the Crown Prince is definitely not a arbitrary person and will definitely not go into battle to die. Your Royal Highness the Crown Prince , you also know the rules of this competition. Swords and knives have no eyes . If you get hurt later, don’t blame the Donglai Kingdom for being rude. Don’t worry about my affairs. I don’t kill unknown people with my Baiyun sword. May I ask your name? I am Zhang Biao, the Crown Prince of Daxia. Who did I think you were? So
you are the waste and licentious Crown Prince. My black iron sword is made of Tianshan black iron . It can cut hair and cut iron like mud. I have killed 18 martial arts masters on the Dragon and Tiger List of Daxia. Anyway, it’s very awesome. I don’t need a sword to kill you. Zhao Jian is on the gun . This is a blue fire machine gun. It doesn’t do anything else but kill people . This thing is used to kill evil people and it never misses its target. It’s worth killing you today. You are looking for death. I have one more thing to say. No matter how high your martial arts skills are, you have to know that you are afraid of letting me, Liu Bai The person the ape is afraid of hasn’t been born yet. Start the attack. Zhang Biao, you are despicable and shameless. You actually shot someone in the back. This is called a gentleman’s nature is not different. He is also good at making use of things. Just wait for me. I will return to Donglai and bring 5,000 cavalry to crush you. Princess Daxia, don’t worry . The Daxia cavalry is already wearing bright armor and holding crossbows and horse swords. They have attacked in advance . What ‘s the good news ? Good news. The Daxia border army has defeated the Donglai cavalry and killed them without leaving a single piece of armor. Zhang Biao , I will fight you now. Don’t you know what it means to be willing to accept defeat? No one taught you. I will teach you how . Someone bring her to the East Palace to be my concubine who warms my bed. Humph, stop. Where do the Ninth Prince and the Upper Pillar State want to go? Uh , everyone, this is the evidence of the Ninth Prince and the Upper Pillar State’s treason and collusion with the enemy. The emperor, the emperor is all colorful. This old man forced me to do it. I am, Your Highness, Zhang Biao, I have a golden medal of immunity from death given by the previous king. You have no right to kill me. I will shoot you in front of the audience today. From now on, anyone who offends Daxia will be punished even if he is far away. Long live the emperor. Long live the emperor.
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一直很好奇本宮不是女子自稱嗎怎麼太子一直說本宮