【大谷翔平MLB:手動で翻訳】「大谷は人間界のタブーだ！」完璧すぎる大谷に有名コメディアンのテオ・ヴォン絶句&爆笑！/サブリナと一緒/世界の美しい顔100人/BBCも/日英翻訳,英語字幕つき

【大谷翔平MLB:手動で翻訳】「大谷は人間界のタブーだ！」完璧すぎる大谷に有名コメディアンのテオ・ヴォン絶句&爆笑！/サブリナと一緒/世界の美しい顔100人/BBCも/日英翻訳,英語字幕つき

So you New York. And female raccoons can’t become pregnant while nursing. They must finish raising the litter before entering uh I can’t say that. Estus estrus. When a male kills her kits, she will return to estrus within days, allowing him to sire his own offspring rather than raising another male’s. Wow, that’s insane. Some Stephen King I mean, that if that happened in human society, it would be absolutely crazy. Kill your own just so they get hot again. That’s like a Black Mirror episode. You know what I mean? Like in the future, you’re like, “We need to make uh the perfect human.” So, every time they have a kid if it’s not exactly what they want. Like, you know, they’re doing now people you can pick things. They’re they’re engineering kids now. You can pick the the specifics of your kid. Like, you want it to be a certain height, category, you know, weight, hair, eye color. Like, we’re getting into we’re playing God. Like we’re playing God, it’s gonna backfire tremendously bad. Like sometimes I think Shi Hotani was made in a lab. You see that dude, you’re like, do you know a lot of six, seven Japanese dudes? 265. You’re like, this dude was made in a lab to be the greatest baseball player of all time. Where was he made? What lab was he made? I mean, look at the size of this man. Arguably the greatest baseball player I think I’ve ever seen live. It blows my mind. Have you watched him live? You’ve seen him live. It’s unbelievable. It’s shocking how good he is. He can’t even tell us how much fun he’s having because he doesn’t even speak English. That’s why he does that though. He doesn’t want you to know. He stay He stays he stays he stays that way. He’s not trying to learn. Soani was not made in a lab. He Yeah. He’s a real human born in Japan. He was born in Mizawa Iwattate Prefecture known as Oshu. Yeah. Oshu. Wow. In Japan. We’re both all athletes in his youth. His mother played bad mitten. Oh, that answers that. I guess bad mitten players always make the best baseball player. Bro, imagine how savage his mother is a bad man. She’s the baddest A bad man. His father was an amateur baseball player. I did know that. But a factory worker for the most part. Oh, that’s cool. The rumors claiming he was created in Japanese laboratory are satirical. That’s right. Humorous. That’s what we’re doing here. We’ll figure it out. Joking around. But dude, everything’s getting outsourced now.

【大谷翔平MLB:手動で翻訳】「大谷は絶対にラボで造られた！」完璧すぎる大谷に有名コメディアン絶句&爆笑！/オフも全米が大谷に注目/世界の美しい顔100人/サブリナと一緒に受賞/日英翻訳,英語字幕つきボキャブラ解説

◆このチャンネルの説明
大谷翔平選手、日本人選手、ドジャースを中心としたMLBの現地情報や翻訳を、できるだけ正確に大げさな表現無しでお伝えしたいと考えております。
当方、エンタメ関連の翻訳を長くしており、知識を生かして分かりやすくお伝えできたらと思います。
また、英語のフレーズを丁寧に解説し、英語学習に最適。
＊この番組はコンテンツの繰り返し動画ではありません。事実に忠実に手動で丁寧に翻訳を行い、フレーズの説明など独自性をもっています。

#サンティーノ
#テオヴォン
#レブロン
#タイガーウッズ
#デュプランティス
#サブリナ・カーペンター