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[Multi SUB] ｜全集｜美女是世间仅存的唯一陆地仙，却一直飞升失败，原来是她红尘未了，下山后找到了那个命定的男人，居然把她当成了妖精！#爽文 #MiniDrama#精彩大陆短剧 #下山追短剧

I have cultivated for a thousand years and have reached the perfection of the spirit. I am the only land immortal in the world. Why can’t I ascend? Master, I am here to help you overcome the calamity . Hua Ji Mo Ci Hang saves all living beings. Why ask? Seeing through the world is the way to immortality. Seeing through the world , seeing through the world is bad . I can’t overcome the calamity and can’t ascend. It seems that my calamity must be caused by the marriage contract made twenty years ago . It’s time to go to the world to go through this calamity. Go through this calamity. Ask the saint to point out the way forward . My Zhou family is willing to be slaves and servants for generations . I, Emei, will be predestined with your Zhou family, so I will give you a magic talisman to bring good luck to your Zhou family for twenty years. Twenty years later, my heir will come to Linjiang to marry your Zhou family’s descendants . Your Zhou family will also give half of the family property to me, the heir of Emei. Are you willing ? I, Zhou, am willing. You two will go to Linjiang with me. As the master commands , I will notify The master’s disciples will go together. No need. This is my personal calamity . You two servants will suffice. Zhou Yangchuan, this fool, should be here soon. The second young master’s bride is a country girl from Sichuan’s Emei Mountain . I heard from the eldest young master that this country girl is ugly and rustic , not as good as a dog of the Zhou family . I feel that the second young master is the Zhou family’s biological child. Be bold and remove the word “feeling ” . The second young master was picked up and raised by him. He was going to replace the real descendant of the Zhou family. I am not actually the Zhou family’s biological child. No wonder grandpa, parents , and I have always been different. If this is the case, I will escape from this marriage today and stay away from the Zhou family, this sad place. Zhang Laoer Hu Laoliu, can you guys be quicker? Here we come, Zhou Yangchuan. Where do you want to run to? How do you know my name is Zhou Yangchuan ? How do you know I want to escape ? In the words of you mortals, I am a fairy. If I am a fairy , what is there that I don’t know? People say that people in the countryside are very simple. You look good, too. Why are you lying with your eyes open? It’s not surprising that you know me . Lincheng Jiang . Even a beggar in Linjiang City can recognize me . From today on, I am no longer the second young master of the Zhou family in Linjiang City. It seems that you don’t believe me anymore. I will let you broaden your horizons today. You are getting more and more outrageous. You have watched too many skits. Let me tell you a secret. Let me tell you a secret. Actually, my name is Zhou Ershao , but I am actually the master of the Temple of the Gods. Xiao Tiance has unparalleled power and is invincible in the world. If you just treat me to two skewers of meat , I will definitely give you hundreds of billions of assets one day . Haha, why did you hit me? I just felt itchy and hit you, so what? Okay, Zhou Ershao , even if my reputation is not good, I will not bother with women. It’s my bad luck that you wanted to run away , but you ran away like a horse . Oh, I’m a grown man and I didn’t say anything, but you still dare to scare me. Okay , I’ll give you this hundred pounds. Come and mock me , sneer at me, trample on me and insult me. I’m afraid that your more than one hundred pounds are not enough to fill his stomach. Oh, snake, White Snake, my last name is Zhou, not Xu, don’t eat me, snake, which one is White Snake , I’m a man Male bear , bear, I ‘m a local. Don’t eat me. I ‘m from another place. Ha , master, he can’t help but scare me, but I haven’t had enough . How about I give him artificial respiration to wake him up first, and then scare him ~ You two can be obsessed with the day, second sister bear. If you dare to use your bear mouth to poke my man’s mouth again , I will blow you into pieces . This girl is so beautiful. If my ugly wife looked like her , I wouldn’t have to run away. You have good taste. Did you wear a very red dress last night ? Did you see a very long and thick big white snake and a very tall and strong big one last night? Black bear , God has poked you in the head. You are so brave that you are embarrassing me. You are not my wife and I am not your husband. Why should I embarrass you? Where are you going ? Linjiang Zhou family, Zhou family. I won’t go back. I just ran back from Zhou family. Now you want me to go back. Why did you marry that ugly woman from Mount Emei ? I won’t go back in this life . I won’t go back even if you kill me. Okay, I can satisfy your request. If you don’t go back , I will beat you to death now. Hey , let me tell you, hitting people is illegal. Why should I go back to Zhou family ? Besides, you are not my wife. Why should I listen to your psychopath ? Did n’t you just boast that you wanted to beat me? You beat me, you decide . Why can’t I move? I can’t move. Hey, hey , hey, don’t come over here. Hey, hey,
I’m telling you, killing is against the law. You… you’re going to go to jail. Hey, hey, don’t, don’t , don’t , auntie, I was wrong, I was wrong , wrong , wrong, wrong. I apologize to you . I’m sorry . You’re sorry. I ‘m guilty . I admit my mistake. Okay , then I’ll forgive you this time . If you dare to do it again, I’ll kill you. Okay, okay, there won’t be a next time. I’ll turn around and run away. I’ll say goodbye to you and never see you again. Okay, you still dare to say goodbye to me and turn around and run away. How do you know what’s in my heart? What are you thinking about ? It’s just a little trick of mind reading. I’ve said long ago that I’m the only true immortal in the world. I can do anything. I have unlimited magical powers. Huh , it’s funny , psychopath. I know
why I can’t run away. You must have given me an anesthetic injection in my leg. I don’t remember whether I took it or not. It doesn’t hurt when I’m slapped in the face. Why do you always hit me? A gentleman talks, not fights . Can’t you speak properly? I’m not a gentleman. I’m a woman. Have you ever seen a woman talk about reason? If you want to talk about reason, just find a gentleman . Anyway, there is no such thing as “talk about reason” in my dictionary. You are so stupid that you are not honest at all. I’ll make a set today and let you know that the pot is made of iron. Oh my god, I really turned into a toad. She actually has magical powers. Are you honest? Are you honest? Absolutely honest. I promise to be honest. Mad toad, remember this. From today on, I am your master. Your only task now is to serve me well. If you dare to run away again, I will turn you into a permanent crazy toad .
Don’t run away, don’t run away. You will be my master in the future. I promise to serve you well in all directions, by land, sea and air. Your elder sister, no, master, please take me away quickly. Change back and call you master again. Hmm, change back to a human. Fortunately, the things are still there . What are you doing? Okay, we are leaving and going back to the Zhou family. I said, sister, master, you all know that I am not the real descendant of the Zhou family . I am in the Zhou family to ward off disasters and misfortunes. I can’t get any benefits by going to the Zhou family. I tell you, I can go anywhere but I will not go back to the Zhou family. You know, as the saying goes, you have to look at the owner when you beat the dog. Since
I am your master now, I must get this face back, otherwise I will have no face in the future. Today, even the king of heaven can’t do it. Let’s go, Zhou Yangchuan , go to the door and ask your Zhou family’s old man to come out to greet me. Just say that Emei Qin Xuanyi is here to fulfill his promise . I say, aunt, do you know the status of the Zhou family in Linjiang? If the Linjiang Zhou family ranks second, no one dares to rank first. Moreover, the Linjiang Zhou family is my grandfather, and my grandfather has the most respected status. You still let him come to pick you up in person. You are like a birthday star hanging yourself. Do you think your life is too long? If you keep talking nonsense, I will turn you into a toad, a pig, a dog, a cow, and a sheep. I will change you once so that you can never change back. What’s wrong with me? Why did I forget this ? This Chuan girl has such powerful magic and means. With her such a powerful backer, I am not afraid of the Zhou family. Zhou Yangchuan, straighten your back for me, heroic hero. Well , you haven’t found Zhou Yangchuan yet? No , did you know something? You ran very fast. Last night, I almost turned the entire Linjiang City upside down, but I couldn’t find his grandfather. What should I do if I can’t find him? Trouble, I asked the Emei Saint The Saint of Seeking Luck gave my Zhou family twenty years of good luck and said that in twenty years, the descendant of Emei would come to Linjiang, become a partner with my Zhou family descendants , and take away half of my Zhou family’s property . Grandpa , what era is this? You still believe these things? My Zhou family now has a fortune of over 10 billion. Just based on your empty words back then, you want to give away half of your property to others. I don’t agree. Yes, Dad, our Zhou family’s fortune of over 10 billion was earned by you and me working hard. Now our Zhou family can be said to have everything we want in Linjiang. If we don’t give it to anyone, who else can? Who else dares to take half of our property from us ? That’s what I said , but I did get the blessing of the Saint of Emei before I started to make a fortune. Although the methods of this person who practices in the deep mountains cannot be fully trusted , I cannot disbelieve them. Although the methods of this person who practices in the deep mountains cannot be fully trusted , I cannot disbelieve them. So I made full preparations early on and took in Zhou Yangchuan, who pretended to be a descendant of my Zhou family to fulfill the contract. Whether it is a blessing or a disaster , he will bear it. Who knew that he would actually escape? Grandpa, mom, dad, big brother , I’m back. Grandpa , mom, dad , big brother , I’m back. Zhou Yangchuan , where have you been? Come here quickly and kneel down. Grandpa , someone is looking for you. She said she was Qin Xuanyi from Emei . She asked you to go and greet her. Didn’t Zhou Yangchuan dare to ask grandpa to go out and greet her ? You are so bold, aren’t you Zhou Yangchuan ? If you dare to talk nonsense again, I will break your legs. You are an uneducated thing. Get out of here quickly. I didn’t know the inside story before , and I only thought that grandpa, mom and dad were partial to me. Now I understand that they have never regarded me as a family member. I am just a pawn used by their Zhou family to withstand disasters and ward off misfortunes. Hey, don’t worry. I’m just here to deliver the letter. After delivering the letter, you don’t have to chase me away. I’ll leave by myself. What are you leaving for? You have no responsibility at all. Okay, Junjie, you keep an eye on him personally. Haiyang , you come to handle the wedding. Everything is kept simple and not open to the public. The wedding will be held today. Yes , yes, Zhou Yangchuan, you are getting married soon. Enter the cave You ‘ve got a house. Your wife is so ugly and rustic. Haha , just enjoy it. Hum, I have a backer, so I’m not worried. If you make me angry, I’ll instigate Qin Xuanyi to turn all of you into crazy toads. Hey, grandpa, don’t make any arrangements for me yet. I’m just here to deliver the letter . Qin Xuanyi from Emei, let you go and greet her. Grandpa, let me remind you, this Qin Xuanyi is so awesome, you can’t mess with her. Do you have the right to speak? Wait, you just said Qin Xuanyi from Emei, right? That’s what she said. This woman is very fierce. She’s waiting for your brother at the door. You ‘re going to marry an ugly woman soon. What do you think ? Haha, you can rest assured that I won’t marry an ugly woman. Do you take it seriously? I don’t have the confidence, so I dare to come back. I tell you, I have my boss to protect me. If you dare to mess with me, my boss will kill you . Haha , who’s your boss? No matter how awesome someone is in Linjiang City , dare to compete with our Zhou family ? Hum , well, I want to see who your boss is. What ‘s wrong with you? Dad , I called Zhou Huai here for you . Nan, you haven’t forgotten the agreement made twenty years ago. Is your Zhou family’s half of the family property ready? Hahahaha, you have such a big tone . Just based on a verbal agreement made twenty years ago, you dare to come to my Zhou family and take half of the family property. Girl , tell me , who gave you the courage ? Fish Leong , what do you mean? You want to default on your debt? So what if you default on your debt? Girl, listen to my advice and go back. You can’t afford to step into the water of my Zhou family. You can’t afford to step into the water of my Zhou family. Let’s not talk about the good family property for now. What about the engagement ? The engagement is for
my second grandson of our Zhou family. My Zhou family will be the guardian of the engagement. If you are willing, our Zhou family will hold a wedding for you today. Hehehe, grandpa, is she going to marry that village girl Zhou Yangchuan? Grandpa, I want it, grandpa , I want it , grandpa , you are making trouble, I want grandpa, you are making trouble, you go to the backyard to rest first. We will arrange the wedding soon , then I’ll go to rest first . These two are my mothers, and the head of the house is here to serve me. Arrange them together with Haiyang, you arrange them. I will arrange the board and lodging and the wedding soon. Junjie , why are you still standing there? Come and serve me quickly. I’ll go back to my room to rest . Hey, hey , no, no, no , no, I’m a little confused now . Qin Xuanyi, help me sort it out. You said you came to the Zhou family to get married, so you are the country girl from Sichuan. Otherwise , no, no, no, you , you, did you know that I was the one a long time ago , so you dug a pit and made me jump into the fire pit ? How come you are at a disadvantage by becoming a partner with this immortal? You are at a disadvantage by becoming a partner with this immortal ? No, no, no, no, no, I dare not. I just feel that I am not worthy of you . This handsome guy from Linjiang City is so handsome. I can introduce as many as you want . Zhou Yangchuan, I, Qin Xuanyi, only have widows but no divorced husbands. You should try it. Whose face looks familiar ? Have we met before? You are so self-indulgent . Who has met you before ? Oh, I remembered that I had a dream last night. I dreamed that a big white snake and a big black bear chased you and they ran away. You have never had such a dream. Oh , it’s over . This country girl Qin Xuanyi is probably a fierce ghost , and there are these two goblins. Oh, it’s strange. I married Zhou Yangchuan. The magic power in me Why is it still dissipating ? That’s right, the one destined for me is Zhou Yangchuan. What’s the reason? Could it be that the posture is wrong ? Come and sit here, boss. I feel that we are not a match . No, no, of course I am not worthy of you. As the saying goes, a forced melon is not sweet. Okay , you can divorce my husband, Qin Xuanyi. I’ll give you three choices. The first one is that I’ll kill you with a sword, you turtle. Hey, I choose two, two, I choose two. Okay , the second one is that, boss Bai, are you hungry? You’re so hungry. No , no, no, I choose three, choose three, choose three. What does Xiong Ermei eat? Apples, then I’ll have a full meal. Hey, boss, I won’t choose. Hey, boss, I won’t choose. It’s my blessing that I, Zhou Yangchuan, have such a beautiful and powerful wife like you . Except for my shortcomings, I have all the advantages . Moreover, I am stubborn and will only be good to my wife all my life . Tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk. You’re a coward with a face thicker than a city wall and a henpecked man. You really bring shame to us men. What kind of man are you? You are at most Male snake, be good. Why are you sitting here with that expression ? Am I not good-looking ? I am good-looking, but I am really traumatized by wearing this outfit at night. How about you change into another one ? Oh, I know you just want to see me without clothes, right? No, no, no. If you want to see it, just say it directly. Why are you beating around the bush? I swear I really don’t think that way. Is this really possible ? Is she a ghost ? It is said that ghosts have no shadows. Oh, she really has no shadow. Grandpa is just a little girl from the countryside. Do you need to worry about her? If you are at ease, leave it to me. I promise that I will kill Zhou Yangchuan and bring that little girl here. Although the little girl looks a little rustic , she is really good-looking anyway . Hahaha, Dad, I think Junjie is right. You are not really going to give them half of my Zhou family’s assets, are you? How is it possible? The Emei Saint was very famous back then. After all, she had some means. As for these mysterious means, you can’t believe them all. I can’t help but believe it . Let’s test it out first . They are all in my Zhou family’s backyard. I ‘m not afraid that they can fly out. It’s not too late to make plans after we test them out. Okay, I’ll arrange someone to test it out. Dad is more thoughtful than us. Dad , my mother’s family has a relationship with a master in Nanyang. The master is very famous. Otherwise , let’s invite him over . You are talking about Master Chen from Nanyang , Chen Tianyi. Oh, right, tell my father-in-law quickly and help us invite Master Chen over. The conditions are open. Great , great, what are you afraid of , dear ? Are you afraid of a Ha Baoer? Are you looking at me? The shadow light is over there and my shadow is behind me. I’m scared to death. Do you think I don’t know? People scare people to death. It’s strange. I used the great prediction technique to deduce that the person who has a karmic relationship with me is Zhou Yangchuan. That’s right, the marriage is over. I’ve been hurt and touched , but my magic power has dissipated and the situation has not changed. What’s the reason? Otherwise, I will consume my lifespan to watch my future. Why can’t I see my future? What are you looking at? I’m not a casual person. Second brother, you haven’t had your wedding night yet, right? I have something to talk to you about, second brother , hahaha , you haven’t slept yet, right? I ‘m looking for you You are so lucky to have something to do. If I had known that this country girl was so attractive, I would have married her myself. Is Zhou Yangchuan worthy of such a beautiful woman ? Big brother, if you have anything to say, let’s go out and talk. Second brother , we are not outsiders. Is there any difference between yours and mine ? No difference. Yours is mine and mine is still mine. Haha, right, sister-in -law, what do you think ? Well, that makes sense . Haha , second brother , look at your sister-in-law. Not only is she beautiful , but her style is also very impressive. Haha , why do n’t we play some mahjong on this festive day ? No, no, no , the night is long and I don’t feel like sleeping. It’s a good time to play mahjong to kill time. Oh , no, no, no, second brother, your sister-in-law wants to play. You can’t spoil the fun. Come on, come on, come on. Hehehe, let’s go. Second brother , since your sister-in-law is at the table , we have to add some prizes to make it more interesting. Don’t you think so ? Yes, ha, playing mahjong without prizes is a waste of life . It’s better to go back and sleep with my man. A moment of spring night is worth gold . Damn, this bitch doesn’t know Zhou Junjie’s viciousness If you play cards with him , you will lose everything. When he looks at me, a silly woman , with lustful eyes, I can tell he has no good intentions. No matter how scared I am, she is my wife now . I can’t let him take my wife away. What my sister -in-law said is absolutely right . Haha , how about this, if you want to play , let’s play something exciting ? I ‘ll use my current shares as the stake, and you can use your sister-in-law as the stake. How about that, young master? I’m behind you. I ‘ll press the remote control for you and turn you into a gambling god in seconds . Yum, you are still smart . You are indispensable . Second brother, since you are at the table , let’s add some prizes to make it more interesting. What do you think ? You want to win. Big Boss, you can gamble on money and things, but how can you gamble on people? This melon-like woman is really annoying . She looks like she has eight hundred tricks, but she is useless. Zhou Junjie dug a sinkhole and she jumped in with a poke. Hey , we are missing one person. Sister-in- law , your little sister is pretty good. Let her play with us. Okay, okay , but I don’t have money. It’s okay . If your sister-in-law loses , she loses to people. If the second brother loses, he loses to his wife. If you lose, you just take off a piece of clothing. Yes, yes, yes, but you lose. How can I? Okay, okay, okay, if I lose, I will also take off a piece of clothing . It’s fair , right? It’s fair, but I lost miserably . Don’t Peep at me, don’t worry, I definitely won’t peek , hehe, I will only stare, how could I peek, hehe, I will only stare, how could I peek, then let ‘s get started, I’m a cheater, how can you play with me, I’m going to win the first, second, third, fourth, fifth, sixth, seventh, eighth, ninth , Wan, Wan, Zhang, Hu , haha, in just a few rounds, Zhou Yangchuan’s wife will be mine, and there’s also a sexy girl hugging me left and right, when I woke up in the morning, I heard the magpies on the osmanthus tree in the yard chirping, as expected, there is a happy event or a double happiness, two tubes , oh , I’m not going to win, take it off , I ‘m going to win, win, another round, damn, I have such a good start, I can hear a clear suit and win every time , but I was intercepted by a card two tube, and it’s so early , I haven’t even passed a hand, it’s really hell, hehe, you guys are lucky in one round , and you can be lucky every time, I ‘m a cheat , every hand is like this very Good, what do you have to fight me with? Hehe , girl , stop dawdling. Hurry up and hit one. I don’t know which one to hit. Two, three, two, three, four, six, seven, eight, nine, nine, three , three. Hey, second young master , how about you help me see which one I should hit? Hehe, hehe, oh, yo, yo, haha, Tianhu, you are so good. Haha , hurry up and play another round. I don’t believe it. Two bamboos and seventy thousand . Wait a minute, Bian seventy thousand is Hu. Zhang Laoer and Hu Laoliu. Do you want to call someone? Call your sister. Call me and keep a close eye on anyone who dares to cheat . I will kill him . Hey , let’s count ten rounds. Whoever wins five rounds first wins. You can take a look and then say to us, Hu la, hey, Hu la, take off, take off, take off, take off, you are cheating. I don’t want to play anymore. Big brother , you asked people to carry this mahjong here. And these two people, you keep an eye on them . I said to catch an adulterer, a thief and stolen goods. Do you have evidence? Just say we cheated. I said you cheated, so I cheated . What evidence do I need? How dare you disobey me ? Zhou Junjie , I have lived for thousands of years and have never gotten anything. Who dares to default on my debt ? You want to try it. So, my sister- in-law, can’t you tell that you are a thousand-year-old witch? “Hehe, you dare to act wild in my Zhou family. I think you are looking for shit in the toilet with a lantern. Lao Er and Lao Liu stripped her clothes and sent her to my room. Forget it , let’s do it here, let Zhou Lao Er take a good look at his wife’s acting skills. I tell you, don’t move, or I will call the police. You try to report one , ah, my snake bear, bear , he couldn’t help but be scared and he pooped in his pants. Seeing his lustful spirit, I thought he had a big heart and a leopard’s courage, but he turned out to be an embroidered pillow full of grass. They both can also cast spells. I am
a snake spirit who has been practicing for 1,500 years. That’s not magic, it’s my true body. What about Zhang Laoer and Hu Liu? I
swallowed them, but I have a bigger appetite. The two of them are not enough to fill my teeth. Do you want to try it? I guarantee that your mouth will not hurt . Junjie , dad , ah ah ah, you ghost snake , you head, Zhou Junjie , are you on drugs, wake up, dad , they are monsters, dad , he
, they are he, he is thick and , are you going to say that I am a snake thicker than a jar and longer than a house? Oh, then you have to say that I am a big snake. A big black black bear. Yes, she is a tall and big black bear .
Dad , believe me. Haiyang , take Junjie back to the front yard and walk with me. Send more people to keep a close eye on them. Don’t let them run away. Something is wrong. Xueyi went back to her mother’s house to invite Chen Tianyi. How long will Master Chen take to come back ? I will arrange for Master Chen to come back immediately. He is in Nanyang and should be here in two or three days. Junjie is getting more and more outrageous now. He even took drugs. Where is Junjie, Junjie, what are you doing? Grandpa, dad, I told you there is a ghost . Qin Xuanyi is a ghost , and her two servants are big white snakes . Chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp and there is a big black bear. Shut up, really. I know you don’t believe it, so I called the police. Grandpa, you have to believe me. I’m telling the truth . Hurry up and give the order to clean up all the shameful things in the house. When the police come, you go and deal with it. I won’t show up , it ‘s embarrassing . I’m telling the truth. Why don’t you believe me? Who called the police? What’s going on? I called the police. He, he, he , they believe that they are not human . They are not human. What did they do to you ? One of the three of them is a ghost, one is a big black snake , and one is a big white snake that is so long and thick, and it can eat people. It ate up my two men . Oh , are you laughing at me? No, we are professionally trained and we won’t laugh at people . Yes, I saw it with my own eyes. He turned into a big white snake that ate people , and she turned into a red ghost. Hey, sir, have you been drinking or taking any hallucinogenic anesthetic drugs ? Okay, you don’t believe me, right ? I ’ll complain to your superiors and you go and you , you are just making fun of me. We have received professional training and it is not our way to make fun of others. Oh, by the way, sir , you said that this gentleman suddenly turned into such a big and thick white snake and swallowed your two subordinates , right? Can you explain it in more detail? We were playing mahjong together that night , and then hey , wake up ,
what’s wrong with you , Zhang Laoer, why are you sleeping here? Weren’t you eaten by him? You have a bump on your head. You won’t believe me if you ask others. What did you eat? You asked me and Liuzi to watch over the second young master and press the remote control for you to play mahjong. We were so sleepy that we fell asleep. It was obvious that he was eaten, but you still dared to lie and betray me. I will kill you two today. That’s enough. I tell you that making a false alarm is illegal. Hey, police comrade, I reported him for not only making a false alarm , but also cheating in mahjong and forcing us to gamble. If I don’t fight back, he will beat me. If I don’t fight back,
he will beat me. You must be clear, police comrade, this is my wife. She saw that my wife was beautiful, so she forced me to play mahjong, and then used my wife as collateral. And when she lost, she was asked to take off her clothes. Is what he said true? But they are not human. He is a ghost. He is a big black monster. He is a big white snake. That’s enough. How long are you going to make trouble ? I ‘m sorry, two police officers . This is my son. He is mentally ill . I was too busy today and didn’t have time to give him the medicine . Please excuse me . Zhang Laoer, why don’t you take the eldest young master back to the room quickly and give him the medicine and increase the dosage ? Do you hear me? Okay, sorry, I’ve already said that what I said is true , you just don’t believe me . Dad , I think Junjie’s situation is not simple. This is the amulet that Master Chen gave to my father. He said it has the function of preventing diseases and warding off evil spirits. Junjie , carry it close to me and see who has bewitched you . The Emei Saint was so famous back then, her successor can’t be an ordinary person. I’m afraid we have all been deceived by this girl’s appearance . Hahaha, Grandpa, you finally believe what I said , hahaha. Mom, Dad , and Grandpa , I tell you, let ‘s do this first and then beat them all in the end . Hahaha , since we now have Master Chen’s amulet , we don’t have to be afraid of their illusions. Let’s try it again tonight . It’s so strange. It’s obvious that they have calculated that he is the one who has a marriage entanglement with me. Why is my magic power still dissipating? Do I have to go one step further to get through that love tribulation? It seems that Boss Bai and Sister Xiong also know magic. The big white snake and the big black bear were transformed by them. Qin Xuanyi, this melon The woman is their master , so her magic is naturally more powerful. Of course, the red-clothed evil ghost was using her tricks. Fortunately , although she scared me, she didn’t really do anything to me. Come here. If you act like this again, I’ll kill you. I ‘ll count to three , didn’t I come here? Why are you still hitting me ? I’ve already counted to three. You asked me to count to three, didn’t you say you’d count to three? There’s still one and two left to count. It’s your fault that you asked you to come and argue with me. Don’t you know that someone came and sat on me? Stay calm , you must stay calm. Don’t open your mouth and talk back. If you talk back, you will be beaten . A good man never suffers a loss in front of him. It’s not shameful to admit defeat. Guru, today is our wedding night. Forget it if you don’t say some sweet words. You look like you can’t say anything. You even say hammer, hammer , no, no , that hurts too much. You’d better change to a slap in the face. Change to a shovel. A shovel wo n’t work either. A shovel hurts too . You’d better change to a slap in the face. Change to a toothbrush. A toothbrush is fine. I can find one. Oh, crawl for me. Yeah, Boss Bai It’s all your fault. I told you not to listen to other people, but you insisted on listening to Speechless Bear Old Two. It was obviously you who wanted to see it. Someone is coming. Ocean, you go with Xueyi and Junjie on the left, and I’ll take Zhang Old Two and Hu Old Six on the right. We’ll go separately, which is more concealed. We knew that the old man was selfish. Fortunately, I asked your grandpa for three more, one for each of us. Mom , this talisman really works. Of course, your grandpa spent a lot of money to ask Master Chen for it, but he only gave me one when I asked for it. I stole these three . Mom and Dad, I didn’t lie, look,
there really are big white bears and big black bears, hahaha,
ah , you cheating son of a bitch , if you didn’t lie, then you didn’t lie, don’t make a sound, run , run, run , run , me , hey ,
mom and dad , the talisman grandpa gave you is really useful, hurry up and throw the talisman at him , oh, hey , hahahahahahahahahaha , Boss Bai, aren’t you very awesome? Don’t you know how to eat people? I let you pretend You’re using ghosts to scare me. If you have the guts , come and eat me. Come, come, come and eat me. Hey , hey, hey, son, don’t say anything for now. These two guys are already half dead . Don’t worry about them . There’s no movement from your grandfather’s side. We have to go and have a look. Come on, come on, do n’t come over here. I’m not afraid of you. I have Fu Chen Tianyi . A ghost . Hey, you useless guy
, get out of here. Don’t be afraid. You still want to pretend to be a ghost to scare me, right? Come on, come on, follow this young master to the bed and act. I promise you that I’m a hundred times stronger than that useless guy Zhou Yangchuan. You’ll be satisfied . Haha, haha, sister, I’m telling you, you’re a country girl and you don’t have any knowledge. My brother’s moves are not ninety-nine or eighty-one, but eighty-eight and sixty-seven. Hey, the eldest young master has eighty-eight and sixty-four. I did it on purpose. I had to grab a look and show my face to feel comfortable, right? I had to grab a look and show my face to feel comfortable, right? You two idiots, why don’t you catch him for me? Send it to my room , hahahaha. Zhou Junjie, it’s okay that you have bullied me since childhood. She is my wife. You can bully me, but you can’t bully her. If you dare to bully her, I will fight with you. Zhou Yangchuan, you dare to fight with me. I think you are tired of living. Pin him down. I will kill him today. Ding Zhou Yangchuan, I have fixed them all. Now your back is straight, and your hand pole is round. You use all your strength to hit back. Haha , damn , boss , boss , it feels so good . Ding Zhou Yangchuan, you dare to bully, don’t slap me in the face, okay? Why are you hesitating? You are a man, stand up , I let you bully me since childhood, I let you bully my wife with evil thoughts , I let you bully Bai Lao Da, I let you bully Xiong Ermei. Why did you slap this slap ? This slap is not for anything else , but for the pleasure of Zhou Yangchuan , you are rebelling against Tian Gang, you , you dare to hit the master I, I, the talisman , give me the talisman. I want to kill him today. Where are the talismans left? They have all been used up . It’s a mess, Zhou Yangchuan. How do you want to punish them ? Punish the toads and turn them all into toads. Well, you have come to this day too. Thank you, wife. You ‘re welcome. This elixir can heal your injuries but not your magic power. The talisman is from my mortal enemy , named Chen Tianyi. Is Chen Tianyi very powerful? More powerful than you or me ? It’s impossible. It’s just that my magic power is reduced now and I can’t deal with him. Fortunately, it’s his talisman that came, not him. I’ll deal with him when my magic power is restored. Come
back with me . Why are you going back? I ‘m going to deal with those toads. Hum , you , are you cold? I’ll cover you with a quilt and a hammer . Hum, Zhou Yangchuan, what do you mean, am I very ugly, or do you have another wife outside ? No, no, no, no other wife. You look good. A moment of spring night is worth a thousand gold. Why are you still standing there grabbing the thing? Or No, that’s not right. The wedding has been concluded and the bridal chamber has been emptied. Not only has the magic power not recovered , but it has dissipated even faster. How should I overcome this emotional tribulation ? Where is Boss Bai? He went out for a walk. What does a bridal chamber feel like ? I want to try it too. Fuck you, you dead goblin . I am a goblin but I am not a dead goblin . But you are not willing to give it to me. Stingy guy , this second sister Xiong is so shameless . Fortunately, my fierce wife has not woken up yet , otherwise I would have to get some earwax again . Hum, Zhou Junjie , you didn’t expect that you would have this day too. Killing someone means paying with your life. It shouldn’t be illegal for me to kill a few toads, right? Several toads look equally ugly. Which one is Zhou Junjie, Zhou Junjie ? I call you, do you dare to agree? Zhou Junjie , what’s the point of a few toads ? It’s so disgusting. Come with me and take a walk over there. You woke up. I don’t know if this melon-like woman heard what the second sister said. Ha Baoer, this silly woman Mom is still very beautiful as long as she doesn’t talk, like a fairy. That silly girl only now knows how beautiful I am. How long will it take for them to change back? They will change back after twenty-four hours. If you don’t want them to change back , you can. Come for breakfast while it’s hot. Try it , dear. Mm, it smells so good . What kind of meat is this? Human meat. Today I saw two white and tender ones on the road. I caught them and steamed them after slaughtering them. They are delicious, right? Don’t scare them all the time. Really, don’t make trouble , it’s dangerous. Zhou Yangchuan and your stinky woman, get out of here. Get out . Stinky woman, die. Get out of the way of the Earth-Breaking Talisman . Hahaha, she’s afraid of Master Chen’s talisman . It’s really powerful. Haha, Zhang Laoer, go and beat him up . Die. Cover your mouth and nose. Don’t worry . Don’t inhale the smoke. Oh, cough, cough, cough, cough. Dad , what are you doing, Grandpa, come here quickly. Don’t block us from dealing with Zhou Yangchuan and that stinky woman. Yes, Dad, Dad, Dad , when did you put on makeup ? You didn’t say you had a plan to scare them. The young master seems to have turned into a zombie. Run quickly . Ah ah … Hey, run quickly, Xiong Ermei, Bai Lao Da , let’s go , young master. This Zhou Huainan has been infected by the evil spirit and turned into a zombie. I can’t kill him with my current magic power, and you two haven’t recovered yet. We can’t do anything to him now. We can only try to avoid him . Don’t get bitten or caught by him , otherwise you will become like him . You are scaring me, right? What the master said is true. If you get bit by him, that’s it . If you get bit by him, that’s it . Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, grandpa, come here, come here. They are here, hahahaha , Zhou Junjie, if you had known earlier , I would have known which toad was you in the morning and I would have stepped on you to death , you Ha Baoer, come here, I have used up all the remaining magic power to seal
most of his five senses and abilities. We just have to wait for him to get close and don’t breathe. Old man, this guy is me , I ‘m here to chase him Come here , ah ah ah,
you Ao grandson, I’m your biological father, you’re such a traitor, Mr. Zhou, the eldest son, the old man can hear him but he can’t see , cover your mouth and nose quickly , oh mom, if you hold it in any longer you will die, yes, you will die if you hold it in any longer, it’s time for you to repay our Zhou family, don’t worry, I will burn paper money for you tomorrow, beautiful women are not wild, I thank you for your ancestors, the eldest son is a villa, a dog thing that doesn’t talk, no one thinks you are dumb, you, you killed us, grandpa, come here, I’m here , you disaster, brother-in -law , why didn’t I really eat you at that time, I’m sorry, wife , we will be husband and wife in the next life. Zhou Yangchuan , hahahahahahahahahaha, the only Emei True Immortal Qin Xuanyi, Qin Shenggu , hahahaha, was made so embarrassed in front of this little zombie , it’s ridiculous, Chen Tianyi As expected, it’s you . Haha, of course it’s me, Qin Xuanyi. Haha, it’s not easy to overcome the tribulation of love. You have no magic power, right ? Oh, and you’ve fallen in love with a pretty boy, right? Haha, Qin Xuanyi, how many years have I, Chen Tianyi , waited for this day ? Chen Tianyi, you’re quite patient, haha. You used those idiots in the Zhou family as pawns and let Gu Xueyi steal the talismans you deliberately left in the Zhou family . Then you used the earth-breaking spell to release the thousand-year-old evil spirit that I sealed under the Zhou family’s ground, and finally let Zhou Huainan, who was poisoned by the corpse, exhaust all my magic power. You are so calculating. I admire you . Haha , no need to admire you. Just wait for me to absorb your true energy and become my slave. Haha, if you dare to touch my wife , you have to step over me . Take your master away first and run away . You ‘re just an ant, and you dare to stop me, second sister , boss. I’ll fight you. Zhou Yangchuan, Qin Xuanyi, your little man’s life is in my hands, please beg I ‘ll let him go, okay , I beg you , please let him go , hahahahaha, the arrogant Qin Xuanyi actually begged me for a little man , hahahaha, Qin Xuanyi could not believe it, even if you beg me , hum , I will not agree, Zhou Yangchuan, wake up, Zhou Yangchuan, God, this is my love calamity, Ling Chen Tianyi , I want you to die , ah , hey, you henpecked men have lost the face of men. It’s not that I look down on you, look, you have nothing. I will buy Zhou Yangchuan , you die and come back and have nothing to buy vegetables. Did you buy them abroad? You really have been gone for eight hundred years and have not come back. The older ones in the house are crying, and the younger ones are shouting,
I owed you a debt to all the ancestors in your house in the last life. If you don’t come back, I will quit my job, ah , okay , okay, wife, I’m back, starring Zhang Pa as Yong, Zhou Wuchuan as Zhang Yadi, playing Hai Yi Cast: Zhou Fenmu, Chen Zao as Bai Lao Da, Ren Xingxing as Xiong Ermei , Ren Chengxing as Zhou Huainan, Li Jia as Zhou Haiyang, Mao Mao as Zhang Lao Er, Li Zonglin as male policeman, He Rui as female policeman, Chen Lei as Hu Liu, Zhang Xiaohong as geomancer, producer Luo Yanhua, Yan Fengbo, Luo Xiaocheng as Zhou Shun , Luo Xiaotian as Su Weiquan, photographer Hu Gang, Chen Yihu, Lu Jianqing, Lu Jianjin, lighting engineer Li Guohua, props engineer Zuo Lei , Qu Yawen, solitary production, Liao Cechao , and famous student Mo Yongquan External Producer Yan Shou Ju E Yin Tao Liangzhen Liu Shuming Lighting Assistant Li Shengjia Yan Cunmu Qu Jialing Hai Performance Coordinator Xiaoyu Li Weiwei Post-production Yan Qizhen Zhang Shujun Wenhui Tian Renhua Liao Pingshun Sound Effects Manager Ahao Production Company Gushan He Liu Shao Youxian Ba ​​Si Shengsheng Zhou Shun Studio Screenwriter Team Ya Ling Work Bao Special thanks to Lichuan Tenglong Cave Scenic Area Enshi Baxiang Ancient Village

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