L’Homme de mon choix – Téléfilm Français Complet – Comédie – Valérie KAPRISKY, Aladin REIBEL – FP

Good morning my love. I dreamed again that I was pregnant. What if it were true? I’ll take both plants from you here. Both plants. If we are going to put the miscellaneous square. So as we said,
white camellias all around and in the center,
red gardenias like a beating heart. Further away, in a regular circle, the
heather, pink, white, mauve plume. And then there, around the tree, did
you see them stinging? There are the landina, the sacred bamboos. Hey, I have to go, it’s all here. And then you go
to the orangery, that’s the plan. There you go, everything is marked. Here, the most beautiful flower in your garden. Sublime like an orchid. Luckily Murielle isn’t here.
Oh well, I’m going to take advantage of it. How are you, François?
Your wife is adorable, I can’t help it. How are you. Good morning my love.
Good morning. It’s nice of you to surprise me. Hello, lovely lady, how are you?
And you ? Children, Murielle, are you okay? It was overflowing like always, you know,
three words, but it’s work. Sometimes I envy you. Are we having dinner together soon?
Yes, if you want. Hello lovers.
See you later. I managed to get
an appointment with Ledoux. We’re going there at 5:00 p.m. Today ? What’s the emergency? And why? Should I come too? That would be nice. Listen, we can’t do it. It concerns both of us, doesn’t it? We’ll get there, just wait. When you sow seeds,
they eventually germinate. We must let nature take its course. We’ve been trying for two years
and nature still hasn’t woken up. Obviously, for you, there is
not the same urgency. At my age, I ca
n’t afford to wait. If something is wrong somewhere,
tests should be done. As soon as possible. Don’t worry. Don’t worry, my love. I will accompany you. You are beautiful. Courage, you must never despair. Medically
assisted procreation has made great progress. The solution of donor insemination
has made many parents happy. Bye. I could never accept having
a child from a stranger who burned himself out on wanting us. Me neither. So we’ll never have
children, is that it? I think it’s because of me. I’m really good for nothing. Do n’t say that. There’s no point in
hurting yourself even more. It’s the truth, I’m good for nothing. There are so many unhappy children who need love. Maybe we could adopt one. It’s true, after all,
swelling up like a whale isn’t that great. Camille, I love you. You are the woman of my life. I would have loved to see you pregnant. Such. To be a scholar, a magician, king of all time. Finally knowing that we don’t
live just for the wind. I’m sorry, I’m sorry. I’m not in shape,
I’ll never be ready. But yes, you just have
stage fright, that’s normal. Listen Jean-Louis,
if I chose you for this show, it’s because I have confidence. Yes, but you
still overestimated me. But no, no, you’re not
quite there, that’s all. So what does
this song tell us? She tells us about someone
who wants to believe in the strength of her dreams. Like me, precisely. Yes, well, it’s not just you. So when you want something really
badly, you have to hold on, you have to fight.
Especially when you’re not in shape. Okay, let’s start from the beginning. You are very beautiful. We start again, we start again. Project. To be able to give life again, simply like a bored god. To be a scholar, a magician,
the king of all time. Knowing that we don’t just read for the wind. THANKS.
Thank you so much. But the person you must
applaud tonight, the heroine of the evening, the one who composed the music,
wrote the lyrics of this song, I name your singing teacher,
our singing teacher, Camille Ouzier. THANKS. I forbade you to go up there. It’s Camille’s birthday, so you’re
going to be good now. Come on, let’s congratulate her. Camille, well done. THANKS.
You look great. Mom, I have to pee. Did
you like it? Yes, a lot.
I loved the lyrics, well done. That’s enough.
THANKS. Mom, I have to pee. Have children, 5 minutes of fun,
a lifetime of worries. I’m sorry Camille, sorry,
I spoke without thinking. Pardon.
No, but it’s okay, it’s not a taboo subject. Okay, come on, my darlings,
we’re going to go pee, come on. Where are you with your research? Nowhere yet. You know, adoption isn’t that easy. Yeah, well that should be easy. Well, not at all,
it’s an obstacle course. You want me to tell you,
preliminary investigations are depressing and they take a long time. Here, give me a cigarette.
Go ahead, it’s yours. Thank you Clementine. In the meantime, I started smoking again. That’s not smart. Come on, don’t despair, as long as
there is love, there is hope. You’ll get there. It’s strong. I don’t think adoption
is the right solution. I don’t see any others. Listen to me. I don’t feel I have the right to
deprive you of the joy of pregnancy. So, if the child cannot be
mine, at least let it be yours. I don’t understand. We agreed. We didn’t want an anonymous donor.
Listen, I’ve been thinking. What if it wasn’t an anonymous donor? If it was someone I
know, someone I respect? So, I think I
would be willing to accept. Who would accept such a thing? I will come by tomorrow morning at 9:00. Yes, you can count
on me, Mrs. Bellechasse. Don’t worry, the garden will be
ready for your daughter’s wedding. Bye. Why didn’t you go to the meeting? Sorry, I forgot. You need to pull yourself together,
we can’t afford to lose big clients like the Bellechasse family. It’s my wife I’m
afraid of losing, François. I feel that Camille has resigned herself
to adoption by force of circumstances. Stop torturing yourself.
Anyway, it won’t change anything. Maybe there is another way. I thought… Well… What if someone else agreed
to have a child with my wife out of friendship? You are sick.
Wait, I expressed myself badly. It would just be a sperm donation. Martine, can you give us two? So, do you agree? Wait, I didn’t say yes.
François, didn’t you say no? François, you are my best friend. It’s easy for you to say that. You know I’m a sentimentalist. But it’s easy for you
to do that, damn it. And then, I’m sure
it will bond us even more. I’m less convinced than you. And then, it still raises
ethical questions. Ah good ?
Yes, and the most obvious one is Murielle. I thought about it.
What do you think? THANKS. THANKS. We don’t have to tell him about it. Doing this without telling her is
worse than cheating on her. And you know, feminine intuition does
n’t forgive. Imagine your kid is
my spitting image, right? Do you see the picture? Shit. You can’t fucking think about that.
Stop it, it’s not funny. No, it’s not funny. Did n’t I keep you waiting too long?
No, no. Do you want something to drink?
No, no. So, won’t you say hello to me,
lovely lady, today? Yes, yes, but I was going to leave. Is your project progressing well? Yes, yes, yes, yes, it’s moving forward.
Okay, I’m going. Bye.
Hello François. At our five years old.
Cheers. I’m really bad for forgetting. Remember, you proposed to me
at this table. I booked three days ago
to make sure I got it. I should have thought of it first. You’re definitely better at
surprises than I am. You know, my love… Even if I don’t talk about it,
I can’t stop thinking about what I said to you the other night. And I thought that
the only man who could accept without making a fuss because when it comes to
children, he is fulfilled, he has what it takes. Wait, you’re not thinking
about François, are you? Wait, I love François,
I think he’s really nice, but from there… No, I don’t like him at all,
I never could. What do you mean you don’t like him?
No, I don’t like him. Excuse me. Madam.
THANKS. THANKS. Wait,
I’m ready to sacrifice myself for you, for another child, and
you’re talking to me about sex? Finally, sex has nothing to do with it.
I’m not talking about sex, but about desire. I don’t want to have
a child with François at all, that’s all. Ah good ?
But from someone else, perhaps? No, not from anyone. If I understand correctly, you could
possibly consider this exceptional procreation, provided you have
desire for another man, is that right? I don’t plan anything at all. It’s you who… It’s me who loves you more
than you love me, apparently. Oh my, you’re mixing everything up, do
n’t say anything. Of course, I’m the one who mixes everything up. You were talking about that earlier when I came to pick you up? Vaguely. Oh yeah, you told François about it
before you even told me. I wanted to test the waters. What if he had refused?
Because what’s more, he’s… Wait, he’s going to think about it with Murielle. I imagine Murielle’s face.
Stop! It’s okay, I’m not deaf. No,
but you’re completely crazy. And what’s more, you’re giving me some good
news just as we’re going on a country outing with the rose gardens. I’m sorry, I couldn’t
find another time. No, but did you seriously think
I was going to give you my blessing? I suspected you wouldn’t be
happy about this, but I hoped you might sympathize. Even though I sympathize, I really don’t
want you to fuck Camille first. Second, if anything, a little
piece of you is wandering around in nature. I don’t want to fuck her at all,
it was just a gift from- he’s starting to piss me off. And please, stop defending yourself
because really, you’re sinking, poor thing. What’s there? Is there a problem? Is there a problem? You can’t wait two minutes, right? Two minutes of explanation with my boyfriend? Do you think I’m going to
keep quiet, my friend? Well, you’re wrong. This is an exceptional case
of quasi-humanitarian mutual aid. Do we have the right to abandon
a friend who is in pain, in need? I recognize your
overwhelming sense of friendship there. Excuse me if I prefer your
sense of marital love. I know you’re going to get blown up,
but I find you a little selfish, you know? You have the generosity
of a ball, my good man. And while you’re at it, why don’t you
go enrich the sperm bank? That way you could love each other
all over the country. There would be lots
of little François everywhere. Is this your fantasy? In this case,
it is only a matter of making one. Okay,
so now you say it clearly, if you want to do it Camille. Enough, Muriel,
you’re completely off the mark. I told you I wasn’t
against a little fourth. We already have three, my dear,
don’t you think that’s enough? So you’re refusing me a gift
that you’re willing to give her? Alright. Well, you know what
your sweetheart says to you? Finish the
other little streets with friends. And no later than right now.
If you want to go, you’ll go without me. I don’t want to go see
the rose gardens anymore, it’s perverse. Come on, start. Yes, yes, of course, I understand. Well, see you tomorrow. They won’t come. Besides, I don’t think they’ll
ever come again. You’re right,
Muriel took it very badly. Does that surprise you? Finally, you know Muriel. Are you disappointed? Necessarily. It was François’s idea that was
bad, but it wasn’t the idea itself. Wait. But yes, I understood. Obviously. It’s not up to me to impose someone on you,
you have to choose them, of course. I’m such a
lousy psychologist. I’m very touched that you think that,
but frankly, I don’t see who. Wait, there’s no shortage of
sensitive, intelligent, and not-too-much men.
I present to you 50 less. You sound like you’re literally
throwing me into the arms of another man.
It’s nice. No, Camille. You have to understand that I am
ready to do anything for you to carry this child. Even at…
At what? As for you…
Well, even if the idea makes my stomach ache. That’s the way to say it. But if you find it simpler,
well, if you prefer a more natural solution, then yes, I am ready
to accept that you sleep with… No, but we have to stop
this madness, Antoine. But it’s no more crazy than the Bible. In the Old Testament,
when a couple could not have children, they usually did so
with a brother or sister. This is nonsense.
Anyway, you’re an only child. I trust you, you will find it. I’m just asking for your
approval. Before you settle down with the man of your
choice, I just want to meet you. All right ? Listen, I think Antoine’s part is extraordinary.
Extraordinary. Oh yeah?
I swear. You know many
men who are capable of putting aside their pride in evil like that, of sacrificing themselves
for the happiness of their wives. Do n’t turn around, Jean-Louis just passed by. Jean-Louis. Jean-Louis, your student. Oh yes ? We ended the night
together after the gala. Oh well, okay,
you’re not wasting any time. Listen, I’ve lost enough as it is. When Mathieu left,
I abstained for a year. So now I’m a
greedy little girl. So what? How was it with Jean-Louis? It was not bad. Not terrible. He won’t stop
talking about you after that. It’s intact.
What ? Do you want me to tell you? You interest me much
more than I interest him. Well, not me anyway. Say, I was thinking of something there. If you want to make this baby,
you’re going to have to get serious about it, it’s not going to happen on its own. Okay, fine, but you have nothing better
to offer me right now, because… Yes, yes. Your Fabrice? No, no, no,
you shouldn’t even think about him. Antoine hates him. Yes, you have to. You always told me
that he was your best love. It’s true that if you have to choose, you
might as well take a cut. Clementine, Camille, what a coincidence, eh? Ah, hello.
You’re right on time. The place is all hot. I made you turn my shop around. Well, I’ll leave you.
Bye. Can I offer you a coffee?
A little coffee? Well, no, no, but
I was actually going to leave. I have an appointment.
Ah. I’ll accompany you. Do you live in the neighborhood? No, no, I
teach at Rabelais High School. I finish early on Fridays. It’s one of the perks of being a teacher. Don’t like what you do? Yes, but honestly,
between math and singing… So, have you tried?
No. I was born in Bordeaux, my parents too,
my grandparents too. That doesn’t stop you from being a singer. No, that’s for sure, but I come from a
somewhat bourgeois family, left-wing Catholic, with a sense
of responsibility and values. Well, a family of teachers, you know. So I got married, I got divorced.
And there you have it. And then, I heal myself
by singing with you. I bore you with my
ill-adjusted love stories. Oh no, no, no, no, not at all. We all have some lying around somewhere.
It’s true. Actually, I have an appointment here,
so I’ll wait. Can I bother you for five more minutes? If you want, yes. I would like to invite you to dinner. It’s just that I’m not very available at the moment. Camille?
Was there something wrong? No, no, it’s fine. I’m fine, thank you. Do you have children?
Yes, a girl. We took this this summer. She is cute.
Very cute. Why are you asking me this question? For nothing. Like that. Are you free for dinner tomorrow night? Yes. Of course yes. The advantage is that you already know it. It saves us time. Yes, finally,
but not a day soon. Can I still not go? Where are you going? You don’t want to leave like that? No, but I’m a little tired. I’m going home, okay? Wait, are we going to have a drink at my place? No, no, thank you, I’m fine. I’m telling you, we’re not going to
have a drink at my place. No, but… Are you funny? Asshole. Yes, good evening, I would like
Fabrice Fontaine’s number, please. Paris, in the 13th arrondissement. Dalia, what time are you coming home? You shouldn’t have waited for me. How do you want me to sleep? So you’re having fun with a handsome guy. It was crap.
It’s better this way. Except I lost a student. Ah good ?
For what ? Because this casting
of a progenitor is a twisted idea. So. If you got a better one,
it was the wrong number, that’s all. Oh yeah, what do you suggest for the future? To place a small ad
and have them scroll here? No, Camille, wait. He didn’t want
me to have this idea out of love. Yeah, well, he almost raped me when he
realized I wasn’t going to end up in his bed all night. But don’t worry,
I defended myself well. I bit him so hard I
still taste blood in my mouth. Obviously he’s a bastard. Well, that said, and you, in his place too. You turn it on, you plant it?
No. When you turn on, you take responsibility. I can’t believe you
said something like that to me. I think you don’t quite understand
the situation I’m in. You definitely haven’t put your
finger on It’s Not a Simple Thing. So if you
complicate everything further then… I’d like to see you there. Listen Camille, one of two things. Either you agree and you go all the way
with the man of your choice, or you disagree and you tell Antoine to fuck off. You don’t stay stuck between two chairs. The worst part is, I’m
starting to resent him. Oh yes ?
What ? That he’s not able to make you
a child or that he pushes you into the arms of another so that you
can have one? To decide everything like that for me. At the same time, I know this is my
last chance to have a baby. With all this fuss, I don’t even
want to make love to him anymore. This is serious. You know, it can be cured. When a couple is going through a crisis,
sometimes it’s not a bad idea to go through a third party. There are those who choose
shrinks, couches. I’m more for… Yes, a link to a lover,
I know it by heart. So what?
Hello Mrs. Good morning.
It’s still much less expensive. Much more entertaining and
just as effective. I have no desire to cheat on
Antoine, not to have a child, not for anything.
Same with Fabrice. But you’re annoying. I told you it’s
not possible with Fabrice. It seems like you don’t understand.
Yes, I understand. I understand that you want everything,
that you are ready for nothing. And in 10 years, we’ll still be there. And in 10 years, it will be too late.
Thanks, I know. If you’re afraid to go and find your
Fabrice, I’m going to go and talk to him. What ? But for what purpose?
Are you jealous? Not bad, at least you’re reacting. I react stupidly to your bullshit, yes. My bullshit? Look, it’s not complicated at all. You have a wonderful husband
who understands everything and more. An ex you’re dying to get back together with.
Yes. All of this is crazy. There is no one who loves me,
I am ready for anything. Go ahead, go for it.
What are you waiting for? Come on, tell me that. That’s not my style at all.
It’s totally your style, come on. And you, can I help you? Would you have it
in size 38, please? 38? Yes. Hello, who was the device? Wait, you’re so full of nerve,
you’re the one calling me, who are you? I am a friend of Fabrice Fontaine,
I look after the cat while he is away. Since I forgot
to put the answering machine on… The cat is always naughty. I see you I thought I
knew myself well at home. And Fabrice? On the other side of the world,
I imagine, as usual. Well then, Camille, you don’t know me anymore. Where are you going? I know you.
If I tell you, you will come and join me. You won’t resist. Am I wrong?
Yes, you are wrong. I would have loved to, but I
‘m swamped with work. Ah good ?
You don’t take stock with François. Is this for you? No, we absolutely have to finish our
Japanese garden project before the end of the week. Anyway, it’s better
this way, because… I need to be alone
to think about all this a little. I’ll go with you. Shall I give you
a little tour of the car? Yes yes. You won’t drive too fast. Goodbye, my love.
Don’t worry. Are you calling me? Of course. Have a
good trip. Hello, excuse me, sir, I’m looking for the house where Fabrice Fontaine lives. Fabrice?
Yeah. It’s straight ahead, second left. And after the Calvary, you will see
a small path on your right. The house is at the back.
Okay, thank you. But to find your Fabrice,
it’s more direct here. THANKS. No, no. What are you talking about? What do I swear to myself? So, she was ours. You’re not right? SO ? Sir, excuse me. I’ll be back. Good morning. It’s nice to see you. I’m going to…
get married. No kidding? Yes.
Delighted. Madam. Can I wake you up?
Wake up a little. There is no day, don’t worry. Yes, yes, everything is fine, yes and you? Eh ?
I don’t know, listen. I don’t know. I kiss you. Is it mine?
Yes, me too. Bye. Come on, a round of drinks. In truth. Gentlemen, cheers. Cheers. Cheers? To love. So, your husband? Are you still cheating? Of course. That way, I wouldn’t think of
turning my arm the wrong way. I’m a con artist, but a winner. You always have an answer for everything. Tell me, where
can I find a hotel here? Yeah, but there’s no hotel here. Is there no hotel? No. You don’t believe me?
No. I swear it’s true. No. Yes. This place is crazy. So what was I saying? You believe me now. Well, all I
have to do is go to the bird village. Is it far? Oh yes, very. But I can put you up if you want. My publisher’s house is ilvenance. No, I don’t know him,
I’m not going to show up like that. And so, he’s not there.
Don’t worry. Come on, tell me, actually, and you,
can you tell me now? To what do I owe the pleasure
of your visit, here, seven years later? I starved to death. Well, there’s a little restaurant not far away. And being a journalist all over
the world ends up being tiring. Even for me. I don’t know, when I came back from Japan,
I had a moment of zen. I want to stop everything and settle down. And by the way, did you finally
write your novel? Well no. That’s why my
publisher would lock her up at home. How are you. It’s quite nice
as an early retirement. It’s a nightmare, you mean?
I didn’t write a line. I’m still at the
title stage and still. No, I think I’m
really a failed writer. On the other hand, I made
huge progress with the ghoul. Yes, yes. Tell me, do you have any ideas
for a great story, by any chance? I feel so. Are you going to tell me? So. You know everything. This is awesome. This is exactly what I needed. A story that is both simple and complicated
, like life, with feelings, emotions,
heartbreak, love. You know I love you. You stopped your vocation,
you should have been an actor. I should have taken notes, especially. No, just kidding. It’s so stupid that your husband
hates me so much. You bet, I would have loved to play
the role of the heroic father. It’s true. Would you have done it? In your opinion, and besides, what is
stopping us from conceiving this child? Here, there, now. Fabrice, stop. You’re not a
revelation poet, are you? Why did you scare me? I thought you had
suddenly become romantic and sensitive. I’m sorry I said that. That’s stupid. But as for the proposal,
it was sincere, on the other hand. Would you be willing to change your
identity for a while? Why not ? You know you still have
the most beautiful butt in the world. But that’s not right, is it?
What are you doing here? Stop playing it cool,
but modesty, not for me. We know each other too well.
I know you want to. No, but stop.
It’s okay, Fabrice. But… Stop. No. No, but that’s not right, is it? Did
you see what you did? But you are very sick. I remind you that I
am not at home here. Get out immediately or I’ll get the pair. No, no, no, it’s okay.
Got it. I had forgotten that when Nadiva has
something in her head, she doesn’t have it elsewhere. Antoine is the son of a pastor and
was raised with a love of nature. Besides, he made it his profession. He is a landscape architect. I know, it sounds a little pretentious,
but you’ll see, he’s a very talented person. Besides that, he also has a
very down-to-earth side. Hey oh, Don Juan, wake up. It’s rehearsal time. Yes, you’re coming. Okay, I’m going. Yes. Good. So, here I come.
Yeah. Hi, I’m Ah no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, you can’t do that.
Ah good ? Oh no, that’s not going well at all. The smile. No, no, no, that’s a bit forced. Oh no, no, no, no,
be more sensitive, you know, more… Uh… More discreet, you know,
not shy, but modest. Modest?
There you go, that’s it, modest. Then, Max, frankly,
I don’t like it at all, eh. No, no, take a first name from… Well, why not a
composer’s first name? Since we’re supposed to have gone to
the conservatory together. Good idea. Okay. Maurice, like Ravel. Hi, I’m Momo. You had nothing to rest for. No.
Frederick? Like Chopin?
Hi, I’m Fred. Stop messing around. I don’t know.
Jean-Sebastien? Come back? Isn’t that good, Jean-Sébastien? Jean-Sebastien, yes. Oh yeah, I like it.
It’s classy, ​​isn’t it? Yeah, that’s good.
Sold ? Sold.
Okay, shall we go? Yeah. Wait, wait, go ahead. I’m coming. If we had to play, we played hard. That’s not me. Rustic.
We could have thought about it more. So… Yes. Yes, it’s me, my angel.
When are you? There, play it all to the max.
That’s not bad. But quickly, I’ll get there. Are you sitting down? Oh yes ? I’m not alone.
I may have found the rare bird. Who ? What ? But how finally?
The rare bird. An old friend from the conservatory, listen,
he agrees to everything. See you soon. My love. I love you.
How I missed you. Okay, don’t panic, it’ll be fine. Where is he? I’ve never seen a blue rose, it’s amazing. And that little apricot scent on the wall,
we could almost eat it. It is a cross between porcelain rose from
Ecuador and terracotta from Venezuela. I am the author and I will
give my wife’s name. Camilla. Honey, let me introduce you to Jean-Sébastien. Gabriel, like the angel of the Annunciation. But since it’s a bit long,
Jean-Sébastien Gabriel, everyone calls me Gabi. Nice to meet you Gabi, welcome. Delighted. Excuse me, I can’t get there. Hello ? No, no, no, I was going to call you. SO ? Look, a priori, excuse me,
it was my editor. Music publisher? Gabier, composer. Ah good ? What kind of music? All genres, I’m a bit of a jack of all trades,
films, songs, you’ll see. It’s very pretty at your place. Excuse me. I’ll cut it, so we’ll be safe. So. Is this funny? We have the same one.
Exactly. How about we have something to drink? With pleasure, yes.
Can I help you? No, no, it’ll be fine, thank you.
Sit down. THANKS. I tidied up a bit. Excuse the mess. I will submit
an application tomorrow for the creation of a Japanese garden. Everything is ready,
except the presentation text. Making sentences is not easy. In a way,
a symbolic recreation of the ideal universe where the missing part is
perfectly filled between yin and yang and masculine and feminine. This is exactly the
main mission of the Japanese garden. A dream of the absolute that awakens serenity. With, first fundamental element,
first, source of life which flows without end, water. Without using young words,
I find that a bit dry. No, I would rather pour. Yes, water first, the source of life
that flows endlessly. Yes, it’s better. The idea of ​​trickle-down. I hear I can almost hear the stream.
Do you mind if I… Please, I can help you. And as Isogaki says: Breathe,
swallow this garden and let it swallow you up to become one with it. It is a Japanese poem. THANKS. Thank you my love. Cheers.
Cheers. To you. Cheers. Isogaki, I’ll make a note of that. Afterwards, I marked OK. Water is the very heart of the garden,
the blood of the earth, the ocean of origins that leads to the sky. Not bad. Not bad at all. Did you write it? Yes. Water rippling like a
man-made wave of sand. And yet, it sounds like the wind blowing. You found the words
that sound right. It seems pretty normal to me
for a composer. Basically, the phrasing of words
is musical harmony. No more, no less. No more, no less, yes, absolutely. Maybe, but it still amazes me. Not to mention your knowledge. And tell me, have you lived in Japan? No.
Yes, well, not for long. But it was a real revelation. I don’t know how to say it,
everything is beautiful there. And the geishas. Geishas are… There, I’m taking myself everywhere. You need to put
hot water on right away. No, I’m nothing.
Come with me. Excuse me. I’m going to prepare the guest room. THANKS. How are you ? Yeah.
What ? Did I do something
wrong? I shouldn’t have mentioned
the pledges, is that it? I don’t care about
your cat wages. SO ? I’m doing pretty well, aren’t I? It’s funny, do you always have to
play at being top of the class? Do n’t you think you’re overdoing it
a bit with Antoine? It works like a charm. You should be happy, on the contrary. I don’t understand. As usual. As usual. I find him really very nice. Do you think so?
Yes. And then, on top of that, it’s not quasi-modo. You’ll tell me, it’s better. No, we could still
think about it. Do you think we’re doing something stupid? I don’t know. Listen, when the baby comes,
we won’t think about it anymore. And the sooner it’s done, the
better it will be for everyone. Kiss me. I would not want to
interfere in your privacy. Not at all, Gaby. That’s all to your credit. And then, as they say,
the end justifies the means. Eh ? I don’t find it very funny. I don’t think that’s a good idea. No, but I mean to do it here,
like this, under our roof, can you imagine? Don’t worry, anyway,
I plan to wrap up our project with François until we step outside. If I may,
I think Camille is not wrong there. The hotel seems more suitable to me. That way, I won’t disturb
your relationship habits. Especially since, as a Japanese naive says
, when the wind puts a seed,
who knows when the cherry tree blooms? Obviously. I hadn’t thought of that. Yes, we can’t know exactly
how long it will take. If it doesn’t work right away, I’ll stop. Shall I take one?
Wouldn’t you have some aspirin instead? I feel like my head is going to explode. Uh yeah, good idea, you too. I should have this somewhere. So. I didn’t have time to tell you
earlier, but I think your husband is really very… Yes, he’s a wonderful person. I was lucky to meet him
after we broke up. I was in a bad state. THANKS. Health. Health. Actually, at the time, I wasn’t really cut out for everyday life. The suffocating routine,
the couple’s daily grind. The children. When I think that the only time in my
life I was pregnant, I had an abortion. I know I hurt you with that. But hey, we’re not going to rewrite history. And then,
maybe you wouldn’t have met Antoine. Yes, why? He would have loved me just as much with a child. At least today I
won’t have to go through a… As it happens, today
I’m ready to make up for it. And you will have your child. That’s exactly why we’re here, right?
So, enough talking. Here we go ?
There, now, there. Sorry, but like this, it’s not going to be possible. For what ? Wait, this morning
you were ready to rape me and now all of a sudden I don’t have any effect on you anymore.
No. You see, I’m not a machine. It’s especially not easy when you
feel compelled to take action. No one forced you,
you were free to refuse. I don’t know, could you
add a little bit of your own? I feel like you’re
making a superhuman effort. Admit it’s not very appealing.
I do what I can. For you, it’s all about fucking,
but for me, it’s… And then… No, but Camille, wait for me. I know it’s not easy for you,
but understand that it’s disturbing for me too. You see, you’re not
just anyone in my life. You just showed up like this,
we haven’t seen each other for years. It’s not easy. Do
you understand? Good evening.
Good evening. Do you understand that?
It’s our wedding anniversary. Congratulations. Eh ?
Gabi, my cousin. From Limousin. Come on, boss.
Good night. Uh, see you tomorrow, okay? Good evening. Good evening. How are you ?
How are you ? How are you ? Are you leaving already? Yes, I have to go,
I have an emergency. You don’t want to talk to me? I’m asking you if it was good?
Excuse me, I can’t. I’m not a blob from Bétoit. Me neither, mind you. Well, you’re the one who gave me this idea
. But what did you do with that idea? You could at least support me, right?
There, that’s me. I’m really bad. I’m the one who started the fire and now
I’m sulking in front of the burning house. No, but maybe it’s
normal for you to be jealous, right? But rest assured, the house is intact. Don’t tell me he’s impotent. It seems like you’re enjoying it. No, no, not at all, it’s nervous. I find it a bit comical, that’s all. No, it’s not him, it’s me. I couldn’t. And you don’t know everything? We came face to face with the Dumas. Shame. I felt like I was caught
in the act of adultery. While that is not the case at all. But of course, since we are accomplices. And how did you get on? With a stupid lie. Now we’ll have to take responsibility. So, how did your
wedding anniversary go? Good, very good, great. It doesn’t look like it. Yet, Camille told me
that you looked very coked. A real adulterous couple. So, did you run into Gabi,
Camille’s cousin? The original one, that one. You realize, for five years,
he travels around the world and without warning, he arrives in the middle of the
night with the two settlers. What an incredible coincidence. You said that. Muriel, finally, you know women. She immediately deduced that he was
Camille’s procreative lover. Replaces me in a way. Are you kidding? Wait, we
gave up on that absurd idea a long time ago. Thanks to you, we thought about it and
came back down to Earth. This is awesome. I’m sure now that Muriel
will agree to see us again. I invite you to a dinner
of general reconciliation. All right ?
With the cousin. Tremendous.
You undid the van because… Because I have to go get some
shit done. Thank you, see you later.
See you later. I’m really sorry, Antoine,
to embarrass you like this. It’s my fault. I shouldn’t have insisted
on going to the hotel. Now, because of me,
Camille and you are forced to invent a story,
to invent a story, outside the wall of yourselves. Basically, it’s quite fitting. So that explains
your presence at home. You have a
remarkable ability to adapt. Don’t believe me. I look cool like this,
but deep down, it’s not great. I am completely overwhelmed
by the situation I have created. You know Amy wasn’t for it. And I thought
maybe she wasn’t wrong. You must love him a lot
to go through all that. Yes. She is the woman of my life, the great love. And when we find it,
we do everything to keep it. Do you understand? You’re not in love, are you?
No. I was once, a long time ago. But I was young and carefree. And it disgusts me most of all. And I let him go. How about a little tasting? Pardon ? How about a little tasting? We’re going to stop at the Château
de la Lande, I can hear the owners clearly. You’ll see, it’s very nice. Honey, look what Gaby got us. That’s really nice of you,
we have enough to hold a siege. It’s a good vintage too. Oh yeah, you were right,
the 98 is much better than the 99. I’m going to go get an angel. Yes. Well, now that I’ve brought
the cousin back, I’m going to get back to work. Yeah. Well, see you tonight. See you tonight darling, work hard. Hello, cousin. This shirt is pretty,
and it brings back memories. Stop.
What ? We can’t go back. Wait, wait, come here. Might as well do what we did
with a little feeling, right? You don’t think so? It can’t be ordered. This must be my student. The guest room is at the end
of the hall, right, left. Got it.
Come on. The guinea pig returns to its cage. Hello Alice. Tell me, Venus, what pleasure do you find? Anyway, what does she say? What does the opening say? Tell me, Venus. Whoa, here come the pros, look. It’s
funny that when you see us like this, you’d think we were
best friends. Yes. Even if I dream at night,
that I break your face. Go ahead, if it makes you feel better. It doesn’t make me feel better, because I’ll be
relieved when Camille is pregnant. Yeah. And that I would disappear from your vineyard. Will you really disappear? You won’t want to know… I prefer not to think about that little bit of a month. I would do what I have to do. And then maybe I’d
risk telling him the truth. And actually,
I never really thought about him. And raising a child in lies, I don’t really
like that. And you could be the godfather. No, thank you, that’s nice, you see. Listen, honestly, if I were you,
I would be delighted to see the two men in her life in her bed.
Jubilant. No ? It’s still better
than being alone. It would bother me less if there
wasn’t this lie between us. I thought I could handle it,
but the longer it goes on, the less I can handle it. The idea of ​​Fabrice touching me, that… Oh, you can be so
difficult, it’s not true. He’s not the most cheerful
of the ducks. I’m having a good afternoon snack. Or even more if there’s a connection. Do n’t worry,
I’m sure he loves Ré. Pay attention to you,
he has a heart of gold. It’s okay, I was just saying. Anyway, you know me
, I don’t believe in love anymore. I will end up alone and without children. The complete opposite of you. Come on, come on, come on, let’s go. Are you going like this? I’m fed up, it’s raining. I know, I fell in love,
it’s not bad. Tell me, aren’t you afraid
that Clementine will steal it? It’s not our problem. Yes, a little bit. Wait, I don’t want
our child’s father to make a mistake. What is this belated reasoning? Come on, move on, we’ll get going again. Look, I tear them
when I put the rice down like that. I make holes. So I mold them too much. You see, it’s funny,
I discovered the pleasure of cooking late in life. It’s like everything.
It must be done with love. Be gentle with your leaves. There you go, look at this. Do you know what the Daili Lama said?
No. He said that one should practice love
and cooking with reckless abandon. It’s beautiful, isn’t it? Very, very beautiful, yes.
Come on, take a little break. We taste. It’s a wine for laying down, too.
That’s delicious. If I may. So, will you take me? But by the way, how did
you and Camille meet? She is delicious. I was in the village square,
playing pétanque, and who did I see? My old friend from the Conservatory.
I wasn’t coming back. No, but I mean at the time
of the Conservatoire, you weren’t in the same class? Camille, you used to sing,
what did you do? I don’t know anymore.
It’s been so long. Wait, wait. Yes, it was a party of course. And I’ll admit, we
even flirted a little. Yes, very vaguely. Oh, you were there? Were you in love at the time? No, no, you’re talking. I was madly in love with the girl I told
you about And since she was ignoring me, I wanted to make her a little jealous
and Camille did me a favor in a way. Oh yeah, you were very
good friends, weren’t you? It’s funny you
never told me about Gabi. I don’t see why
I would have told you about him. He didn’t leave me with
an unforgettable memory. Look what we’ve done that’s great. I’m sorry,
but I’m not very hungry. I don’t think I’m going to have
dinner with you. For what ? Wait, we made them with love? Is this Macky?
Yes. Huh, Gabi?
I’m not surprised by you. You do everything with love. I’m going to go change. There you go, you’ve upset him. Listen, I don’t know. I thought you might
like it if we cooked dinner. Look at.
But it’s Guillaume. It’s true, there’s more
than just him, here, now. We’re not going to let ourselves be invaded, though. Does he annoy you? No, but I don’t feel very
comfortable between you two. I hope your big
project is not threatened. No, no, everything is fine. Don’t worry. Come in. Am I bothering you? No, no, no, not at all. I was just about to finish my chapter. I bet you’re writing about Clementine. Bingo. You can come back in the second week. Both of them, in fact. It’s not in the contract, I’m letting you know. Ah good ? The fact is, it’s an
exclusivity contract, right? I have no right to desire
another woman but you. Tell me, finally, in a little corner of you. Dust of feelings for me, right? You know what they say? It is said that when a child is conceived in
desire and love, he or she starts out in life with a good background. You’ve known many women after me. Come on, you can tell me, as a friend. I don’t make love with a friend. On the other hand, I can spend the night
chatting or I don’t know, I scrabble. What do you prefer?
I don’t know. Listen, I can’t do it. Yet, tonight I had
decided to go for it, but… What happened? How are you ?
Antoine! I slipped.
Come on, we mustn’t stay here. What happened to you? I slipped inside. We’re going to sit near the fire. With not much time left of this,
I’m going to get the towels. Thank you Gaby. I’m really sorry to
have bothered you, it’s silly. Did you do it on purpose?
No way. Wait, I slipped. I swear, I slipped.
Yes, there is humidity. I swear, I slipped. Yes, you slipped. I want to be with you.
I want to be with you. I want to be with you. I love you my dear. Ah, they are here. Good evening. Hello François.
Good evening. You come to me. Do
you know Camille? Yes, are you okay? Nice to meet you. Good evening. I don’t blame myself too much.
And you ? I would have reacted the same
way in your place. Your beauty is beautiful. You are responsive. Thank you François. This chef François is good, don’t you think? Delicious. What is this? You know
this is where it all started. Camille had come from Paris backwards. I think so.
Yeah, that’s true. They were going to say that I almost didn’t come. I swore to myself that I wouldn’t
do it again. Love, men,
it was over for me. It’s true that he left it
in a dirty, smoked stall. I had to row. Which means you should never say Fontaine,
I won’t drink anymore. You’re right, Gab, you
should never lose hope. It’s funny what you just said,
because the person responsible for the famous depression was called Fontaine, precisely. At the time, he wrote
articles in all the newspapers. The kind of
trendy, worldly, stupid Parisian journalist. Camille drools. She has it, my love. You say he’s everywhere. Why do we never see him
on a TV show? From what I’ve
seen of the character, no, I’d say he’s a very
shy guy who hides behind his pen. Do you know him? Do n’t tell me you met him on
one of your trips, I won’t believe you. Yeah, and it’s the truth. We met at the embassy
in Tokyo, at a reception. And without wanting to contradict you,
Antoine, personally, I look back on a rather good memory. Someone cultured, curious about everything. Unable to commit. Yeah, I don’t know, with women. There are men like that who are
not very good at love. So, reward with friendship. But, are you sure you’re
talking about the same person? Yeah, by Wix Fontaine, right? Well, that’s fine, Gabier, we understand. Well, I don’t think we’re
in on anyone’s secret. We should always be careful not
to judge others, eh? Know-speak.
Incommunicado. Incommunicado. Incommunicado.
From one to the other. In secret, yes. But you smoke. No, it’s true, you’re right,
I don’t know why I’m getting angry. That’s over, that’s in the past. But yes, we shouldn’t
blame this poor guy. You should have raised a hotel for him instead. Well, thanks to him,
you met, right? Well, that’s not wrong.
So what? Please, champagne. Tonight, I’m the one inviting you. No, no, no, no, it’s okay,
wait, it was planned. Wait, hop, hop, hop, hop, I think we’ve arrived. You’re stupid. Let’s talk a little, but let’s talk well. Oh yes. Who are you sleeping with tonight? Mr. Gabi.
But I said no. I wasn’t you, Gabriel. I’ll beat the shit out of you. But since you’re the angel of the annunciation, I… Oh, draw me here for 12 hours.
No, no. Don’t take anything away. We’re going to do two around. What’s wrong with him? What’s he saying to you?
Go ahead, open it for the sister. No, wait. Imagine, with the baby,
it wouldn’t be a salad. And that would have a DGB that is too bankrupt. Salam! Salam! Can you pass me the sugar, please? Thank you my angel. I’m going to try to take
a shower before I try to go to work. Hi. I can’t do it there. I’ll call the Conservatory. I have one of those headaches. Do
you hear my voice there? It’s a disaster. You are very pretty. Tell me, did you really mean everything
you said about Fabrice Fontaine last night? Okay,
maybe I exaggerated a little. But honestly, you asked for it.
What’s gotten into you? I thought you were going to spill the beans. But he taught me that it’s not very
pleasant to be on the grill like that and not react. Let’s just say I had a little hot flash. And also want to establish
a little truth. Drawing an ideal portrait
of you, as always. You’re being dishonest, Gaby. You know very well that what Gaby said
last night about Fabrice isn’t entirely false. Besides, Fabrice’s smile
is one of anguish. He always believed he was incapable
of making a woman happy. Besides, after you,
he was able to really try. I honestly thought you
would be happier without me. The proof. Then I realized a little late that I had
made the biggest mistake of my life. The day I refused
the child you were carrying. Seven years ago, we were people. It’s just that
neither you nor I were ready. I think it’s best that… that you leave. Even if we didn’t succeed…
Even. And so much the better. Antoine. Are you leaving? I have an important meeting in Paris
, I have to go. We will keep you informed, of course. But just in case,
in case it didn’t work out… Don’t worry. Hi Gaby. Have a
good trip. Good luck to both of you. See you
soon. Hello. Flight 418 to Paris-Orly, scheduled to depart at 2:45 p.m., will depart at 3:30 p.m. We apologize for this vacancy. Good morning.
Good morning. How do we meet? I’m going to Paris for the collections.
And you, where are you going? It’s funny, I’m going back to Paris too. You’re going to find your publisher again,
right, Fabrice? Yes, but how do you know? Yes, okay. Camille told you everything, didn’t she? Not only did he tell me everything, but… How can I put it? I feel a little
responsible for your reunion. Wasn’t that a good idea? How so ? You’re the one who organized everything. She was completely lost. She was willing to take
anyone to make this baby. So I told him if I had to choose, I
might as well take the best. The best? We share very
intimate secrets about love between women. I see. It’s embarrassing. Can
I get you something to drink? Yes. Double calvados. Double calvados. It was a joke. I’ll have a double
espresso, please. On the other hand, I’ll take it. THANKS. So. The President says
please, sir. All right. So. Speaking of which, do you have children? No. I have two cats. In fact, the opportunity
never really arose. For what ? For what ? No, just like that, I
thought maybe we could ride our bikes together again. Do you hear? Are you serious? Silence, please. Do n’t I look like it? There you go, you’ve marked gate 22.
Thank you. Do you want a drink?
A drink? Yes. Hello. Hello, Mr. Rozier. How ? This is for the delivery of the 200 bamboos. Can we have Mrs. Léa Vatel through,
please? Hello ? Hello ? Hello ? Attention ! Fabrice. Fabrice. Say something, Fabrice, please. Call a doctor, please. Fabrice. Yes ? You’re really taking the piss, Fabrice. But who is speaking? Your editor, who is also your mistress,
since you seem to have forgotten her. So, I’m going to tell you
something, my little Fontaine. Where you polish this fucking novel,
where you pay me back for all the advances I made to you.
You have until the end of the week, not a day longer. If I came up with this whole set-up,
it’s because I really thought it might work. I told myself that the only guy capable
of accepting this kind of challenge was Fabrice. In total, we didn’t stop arguing. We never managed to do… Well, I never could. The only man I’ve ever made love to
is the man I love. Fucked or not fucked.
It’s disgusting. We no longer imagined having
a child with this poor guy. You enjoyed it though. So much so that it
drove me crazy at times. You seemed like old buddies,
friends, actually. A friend?
That ? While I waited in my corner. You and your ex-amand were lying to me. Do you realize what… I messed up everything. It’s my fault. Now he won’t come back anymore. But no, don’t worry. You know, there’s a Japanese haiku that says:
Every ending announces the beginning of something else. A couple as close as you
can’t just break up like that because of a poor guy like me. Your Antoine loves you like crazy. Please don’t cry. It’s nice of you to want to
cheer me up. I’m not sure what your reasons are. Unless a miracle happens. Miracles do happen, Camille. The proof. You transformed me. Can you bring me a glass
of water, please? Yes of course. Well, we’ll help you. I’m going to call my cousin,
I’m going back to work. Yeah. Yeah.
Well, see you tonight. Tonight I’m working well. Hey, if I’m a little out of my mind. To our meeting. When did you
meet Camille? It’s funny that you
never told me about Camille. I don’t see why
I told you about him. He didn’t leave me with an
unforgettable memory. It’s true that he left it
in the upstairs room, mind you. Which means you should never say Fontaine,
I won’t give myself any more time. That’s funny what you just said to me. The person in charge of the famous bonus life
who was called Fontaine, precisely. There is no doubt. You are indeed pregnant. I conclude that you used an
anonymous donor outside of my department. No. Another man perhaps? No, no other man. I assure you. In this case, you need to know. Well, you know that of course. Medicine is not an exact science. And you will
understand that in these conditions,
I just have to do it. Antoine, let’s go. François, don’t stop.
François, don’t stop. Don’t hurt yourself, Antoine. Antoine. We told each other everything. I absolutely have to talk to you.
We told each other everything. Open François. Antoine, we’re having a baby. Fabrice is going to be happy. I wish you lots
of happiness and lots of children. Please start.
But it’s both of our baby. It is yours, it can only be yours. François, start, please. Listen, you have to believe me. Make an effort, Antoine. You’re going to make yourself really sick. But I’m sick. Do n’t you understand why Camille
keeps lying to me? How can she
make me believe he’s mine? Keep lying to yourself, man.
Go ahead. Okay, Camille made a big
mistake, but somewhere, she thought she was doing the right thing. Anyway, she never
meant to hurt you. Understood. I could never
forgive myself for having had that idea. It ‘s all my fault. Get off your ass and tell him, damn it.
Own your stupidity. You wanted this kid so much. So now that he’s on his way,
no matter whose it is, he’s in your wife’s womb. You’re not going to tell me
you don’t care. We are closed. With all that, I forgot
to close the lock. Did something happen to Camille? No, she’s doing very well. Well, I’ll leave you,
if you need me. Francis.
Wait for François. THANKS. You’re right, I’m a real asshole. Sit down. No, it won’t be very long. I am not in the habit of taking this
kind of action, but in this case, I gave in to your wife’s distress. Your infertility was actually
subfertility, that is, an insufficiency
or such a decrease in fertilizing cells that you had an
infinitesimal chance of success this year. What ? I had a chance and you did
n’t tell me anything? I didn’t want to give you
false hope at the time. This has happened to me before with couples
who went crazy trying and finally believing in it. Roughly speaking, the percentage
of probabilities corresponds to the lottery. I don’t believe in chance. I am a scientist. So what? So, you hit the jackpot. You are right, doctor. There is no such thing as chance, there
is only love. Congratulations. It’s a girl. Hello, Victoire. I dedicate to you a It’s good, brother. To victory. To victory. And you sign Gabille too? Victory.
It’s for me. Yes, Victoire.
Look at me. Always the feelings.
Where is this book? He is here.
Here, look. The strongest fool. And you sign Camille. The biggest. You have to feel all the power. All the
human feet that are planted. Without suspicion. Have you seen what awaits you? To be a scholar, a magician. In glory of all time. We will know that we don’t
just laugh at the wind. Alright. To be able to fly a star in the sky. To give Very good. Attention, smile. Yes. Come on, over to you. Lift up a little victory. I have no victory. Attention, are you ready? Victory is here. She’s on balls. Victory, press the button there. Look, look. Don’t get into the picture. But yes, listen. She will go with the times. Come on.
Come on.

Antoine et Camille forment un couple heureux. Une seule ombre au tableau : ils essaient vainement depuis deux ans de faire un bébé. Après une série d’examens, on découvre que la stérilité provient d’Antoine.

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Pour eux : pas question d’insémination artificielle avec un donneur anonyme. Quant à l’adoption, les délais sont interminables… Alors Antoine a une idée : si l’enfant ne peut pas être de lui, il veut au moins qu’il soit de Camille.
Par amour pour elle, il est prêt à ce qu’elle le conçoive « naturellement » avec un autre homme. Devant le refus de François, son meilleur ami, il faut donc trouver un autre géniteur…

Avec :
Valérie KAPRISKY
Aladin REIBEL
Jean-Marie LAMOUR
Marie DAUPHIN

Réalisateur : Gérard CUQ
Auteur : Jackye FRYSZMAN
Production : ALIZÉS FILMS
© ALIZÉS FILMS – 2003
FILM AND PICTURE

27 Comments

  1. Un film où l’on peut voir Valérie Kaprisky, actrice fine et sensible, jouer dans un film lacunaire voire caricatural, et embarquée par un casting lourdingue. Pas affreux mais vraiment limite

  2. Leur façon de danser en boîte 😂😂😂😂 et la bagarre après. C'est quoi ce film?! Hahahahaha

  3. Quand même, cette Camille m'énerve !
    J'espère que Victoire sera plus facile à vivre !
    Vu par une 🇧🇪 vivant en 🇮🇩

  4. Ce n' était pas une bonne idée de la part du mari…
    Plus facile à dire qu à FAIRE….
    Mais cela aurait dû arriver sans que le mari le sache…
    Finalement la situation s est arrangée toute seule..
    Assez drôle comme histoire..
    Merci pour la Vision

  5. Un scénario sympa et des interprètes à la hauteur en oubliant l'insémination. J'ai bien aimé cet heureux et inattendue épilogue
    Merci pour cette agréable sélection. ❤

  6. Les gens aiment n'importe quoi, c'est navrant ! C'est long et assez plat jusqu'au milieu. Une belle ( plusieurs belles femmes ) et des acteurs vieux ou moche… c'est pas agréable. j'ai envie de zapper et de passer à mieux

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