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Take it off. Princess! Princess, wake up! Are you okay? Princess! It’s all that Lin Yuzhi’s fault! That heartless man! Princess! The Princess is awake! Where are we? I’ve traveled. My head hurts. I’ve met you. I really like you. I beg you. Will you marry me? Princess! I’m the Princess. I’m the Princess. What do you want? I’ll have my Emperor give it to you. I’ll get you! Woman! If you hadn’t pestered him. How could he not marry me? The Princess is mistaken. Go to hell! I’ve traveled across the world. And I’m in the body of I’m in the body of the uneducated Princess Chasing after the Prime Minister all day long Stalking her to death And she’s a joke to the whole court. Don’t worry, Princess. I’ve already sent someone to I’ve sent someone to inform the Prime Minister’s residence Don’t worry This time the Prime Minister I’m sure he’ll be touched by your love. He’ll fall for you willingly What a handsome man! You’re making me laugh under the covers Bring me a mirror Sister! The road is narrow. We’re the First Princess of the dynasty. And we’re so pretty. How can you be How can you be someone else’s fish? From now on. We’ll raise our own fish pond. Fish pond? Princess. What do you mean? Are you asking the Prime Minister to come here? You can’t carve a piece of rotten wood I’m asking you He’s here Will I live longer? Your Highness. I don’t think so. Then, can he Will he make me look better? You’re the most beautiful woman in Shengjing. How much more beautiful can you be? Can he make me rich? You’re already the First Princess. And the Emperor favors you so much. If he can’t. I don’t care if he comes or not. You seem to have a point. It makes sense. Uh-huh. You’re smart. Tell the Princess The Prime Minister is here to see you. Yes, ma’am. Since he’s here Let’s meet. I’ve got something. C Your humble servant. Greetings, Your Highness. Raise your head and speak. This face No wonder the original owner is so headstrong. Your Highness. Lingyun would never dare harm you. Please Spare his life Intercede on his behalf. Ling Yun’s poem. That little plum of yours. Ling Yunshi caused the Princess to fall into a coma The Prime Minister didn’t even say a word He didn’t even say a word of concern He even begged for mercy for a servant girl How honorable is the Princess? She’s just a servant girl How dare she try to steal the Princess’s man? It’s my fault for failing to discipline her. Please punish me, Your Highness. I’ll help you. What’s in it for me? If the Princess agrees. I’ll ask the Emperor to forgive me. Then I will I’ll promise to marry the Princess. I’ll marry her on a certain date. Is that true? What about your little plum? I’ve known Ling Yunshi since we were children. He was an innocent man He should not have died because of me. The Princess is determined to have me. I dare not refuse. Bei! Why are you laughing, Your Highness? Why are you laughing, Princess? I’m laughing at your old peacock. You’re so full of yourself. I’ve done you a favor. Your Highness Your Highness I fell into the water this time I’ve come to realize one thing What is forced is not sweet From now on? You’ll be the most important official in the country I’ll be my own Princess. How about we stay out of each other’s way? The Princess has sacrificed too much for the Prime Minister You’ve sacrificed too much for the Chancellor You’re trying to get me to do something. Then I thank you, Your Highness It’s a small matter For the sake of a crooked tree I’d give up the whole forest. I don’t want to lose money on a deal like that. Your Highness. This is an emergency. Uh-huh. It’s time. Oh, my God. What a body! Those muscles. Who’s kneeling there? Go back to the Princess. That’s General Lu Ren. S S 35 B In my past life as a painter I’ve drawn so many models I’ve never seen such a perfect body Aiya! These strong muscles I love it! Princess, take care of yourself. Even your hands are so strong. Princess, it’s time to go. O Wipe your sweat. Take this. It’s such a hot day. Don’t get heatstroke. You don’t like me? Character and challenge. That’s what makes collecting interesting Prime Minister Who’s the General kneeling? What’s your offense? Go back to the Princess There was a report yesterday General Lu’s brother, the prostitute Killed in the prison Prostitute? Isn’t that a ladybug? In ancient times Men did this Isn’t it normal? Princess Muyao. The law of this dynasty stipulates. Officials and their families are not allowed to engage in prostitution. My brother is still young. He’s simple-minded. I’m sure he’ll only be taken I’m sure he’s only taken to the brothel by someone with a heart of gold. I hope Your Majesty can see this clearly. If you say you’ve been tricked, you’ve been tricked. No one will believe you, right? Princess Ki, please behave yourself I’m asking you Are you more powerful? Or my brother’s? How can I compare to His Majesty? Then it’s all right My brother is in charge of you. And I’m his relative Then I can touch you whenever I want I’ll touch my biceps. Your Highness. Isn’t she in love with the Prime Minister? Don’t say that. The Princess would rather bury her feelings She’d rather bury her feelings. I can help you with your brother. But I have one condition What condition? To be my model. A model? What’s a model? A model is I’ll paint your portrait. The one where you get naked. Strip? How can I do that in front of the Princess? Ai No, I can’t. If you don’t agree. Then there’s nothing we can do. X Wait a minute. Wait a minute. I’m sorry. I’ll agree to it. Wait for my good news. Your Majesty, today, Xili It’s been violating the border repeatedly. The dispatch of troops should not be delayed. Marshal! Commander! I would like to send General Lu Ren to the border. What do you think? General Lu is guilty of committing a flawed crime. General Lu is stubborn about the law He’s kneeling outside the palace I’m afraid there’s a rift between you and the court. Oh! My good Emperor! Sister is here! Sister, you’re awake! I’m awake! Wen Wu? So many handsome men! Let’s get married. What do you like? He’s so handsome. Handsome man to add a WeChat Oh, I was in a hurry when I came. Did not bring a cell phone It’s okay. Give me your address. I’ll go play with you someday. Uh-huh. Why don’t you say anything? Ridiculous! Ridiculous! This is the palace of the Emperor We’re discussing military matters. How can you trespass? That’s right, Your Highness. How dare you trespass in the courtroom? No wonder Minister Lin won’t listen. It’s just that I haven’t added you two to WeChat. Why should I? I’m here to play with my emperor. It’s none of your business. Nonsense! As Lü De Jin said, a woman’s place is inside. A man’s place is outside. The Princess is a woman. She should stay in her chambers and act accordingly. Act? You’re trespassing in the imperial palace. You’re hurting the face of our dynasty! I’m scared! You old man! Let me ask you Are you your mother’s son? That’s natural Is your mom a woman? Yes, she is. Or not? If she was, then it’s all right. You’re a woman, too. Your mom’s a woman too. Why do you look down on women? I’m looking at you. Don’t talk about women. Go study the Book of Filial Piety I’m the Grand Master of the Grand Sage. I’m also an important official entrusted by the late Emperor. How dare you humiliate me like this? How dare you! Emperor! He’s insulting me! Thank you! Princess Cheng! Drink up! Yes, ma’am. Uh-huh. If you have a fart, let it go. That’s why But I still need my life. Even if the world is upside down My heart will be like water. There will be no ripples. Speak human. I don’t understand. Your Highness. You don’t have to try to trick me. I have nothing against you, Your Highness. I’m tired of listening to you. Get up! Once it’s done, come with me tomorrow to investigate the case. Thank you. The Princess is soaking wet. The Princess is soaked. You don’t have to kneel. Take his place. Magic mirror! Magic mirror! People! People shopping! People Of course it’s the cutest me Princess Winnie! How dare you attack the Princess? I’m sorry. I’m sorry I bumped into you. Please forgive me, Your Highness. Please forgive me. It’s just a mirror. Get up. Wait, wait, wait. You slave! He’s got a nice ass. He’s handsome too. Too bad he’s a eunuch. I’ll tell you what. He’ll serve in my palace. What are you waiting for? Thank you for your favor. Thank you, Princess. How dare you! That’s right! Unbridled I’m talking about you You’re not allowed to say anything about my sister’s actions Go out and reflect for an hour. It’s true what Liu-chun said. The Emperor is really a fanatic about favoring his sister. We’re rich! We’re rich! Your Majesty! Get out! What do you want from me, Sister? I fell into the water a few days ago. Don’t worry, Your Majesty I’ll decide for you. Ling Yun-shi will be executed tomorrow Brother! A few days ago I fell into the water by accident I had nothing to do with that Ling Yunshi It has nothing to do with her. Sister! How dare you How could you do this for the Prime Minister? How dare you compromise for the Prime Minister? You’re such a fool! How dare you stoop so low for a man? That’s right! You have no honor! Shut up! You’ve got it all wrong, Emperor. It’s really my own reasons It has nothing to do with others I no longer like him ah Sister, you don’t have to explain. I’ll marry you to Minister Ning. I can’t. Look at this man. He’s so weak. He’s so weak. He’s definitely not good at that. I don’t want to be a widow. You’re the only sister in the royal family All the men in the world As long as you want I can satisfy them all You, you, you. Don’t compromise yourself. Oh! But I really don’t like him anymore Well, then let you do as you wish. As long as you don’t regret it later. No regrets! There’s one more thing. There’s one more thing. When I came in. I saw Lu Ren kneeling at the door. I thought he was a bit of a pain in the ass. It’s just that your sister has nothing to do these days. She’s bored. Chanting? Why is that so difficult? Minister Lin. Go with the Princess to investigate this case. I’ll do as I’m told. It’s not necessary. Sister, I know what you’re thinking. Take advantage of this opportunity. Your Highness. There’s a problem with Lu Ren. What happened? It’s all because of that stupid princess. She asked the Emperor to reopen the case of Lu Ren’s brother. To reopen the case of Lu Ren’s brother’s prostitute. Which led to a seven-day delay in the sentence. The sentence was delayed by seven days She wanted to set up a scheme To stir up conflict between their ministers. I didn’t expect him to ruin it Send a message to the Dark Fragrance House. Little Xuanzi. The princess needs to be served. Why don’t you hurry over here? What are you waiting for? Why don’t you come in and serve her? Forgive me, Your Highness. I wouldn’t dare. I’m not fit to bathe you. I’ll let you do it. Let Sister Liu-chun take care of it. Why are you so nervous? Aren’t you a eunuch? Why can’t you even look at me? Don’t tease me, Your Highness. Before I entered the palace. I’ve been inspected before entering the palace. Come in and give me a massage. Yes, ma’am. It’s comfortable. Here. Harder. Your hands. You’re good at it. I’ll do it. What about the future? Serving me. This is all your job. That’s why you need to learn. Princess. Aren’t you a eunuch? Why are you standing around? That’s interesting. Turn around. Kneel here. I won’t let you get up. Don’t get up. You have a problem with that? I wouldn’t dare. Liuchun. Change your clothes. I’m sleepy. Let me rest for a while. Princess, where are we going? We’ll find out when we get there. I’m going to tuck in for a while. Call me later. This must be Princess is too tired That’s why she’s like this. I know. The Princess. She’s not the kind of woman who takes things lightly. No, no, no Prime Minister Lin You’re mistaken I’m the kind of princess I’m the kind of Princess who likes all kinds of men She loves all kinds of beautiful men General Lu Let me ask you a personal question Private? I see The Princess has arrived Your Highness Where are you coming from? The Drunken Red Mansion? That’s right. As the saying goes. If I don’t go to hell, who will go to hell? This is where the case originated. You can’t. The Princess is a woman of honor. How can she come to such a filthy place? Don’t get in the way. Don’t get in the way. It’s important to investigate the case. Your Highness. Why don’t you Why don’t you change into a boy’s outfit? I’m so pretty. Even a blind man can tell. I’m dressed as a man, right? Princess! Princess! Mr. Zhang. Drink up! I’m sorry, ma’am. This is not the place for you. Nonsense! I like soft sisters. What about these two? They’re the concubines my family arranged for me. Bitchy man with a hard-on. They’re no fun at all I brought them here to see the world To find two sisters Teach them how to serve me And find me two male models. Nishi! Male models don’t even know Male models are all about abs. Big ass, long legs. Mrs. Hempf. I’m afraid that’s not right. I’m sorry, ma’am. I’m afraid you’ll be disappointed. We don’t have any male models here. No, we don’t. Then a flower girl will do. Come on, then. High five! Good, good, good. Gentlemen. I’ll take the flower girl. Make yourselves at home. Sister is dancing. You two dance so beautifully. I’ve never seen I’ve never seen such a handsome man. I’ll drink for you. No need. This gentleman is so handsome. Have a grape. Let’s get high! You two. Don’t be so nervous. Don’t scare the other sister. Uh-huh. You smell good, sis. Where are you from? You’re very knowledgeable. I learned to perfume in Jiangning when I was young. Oh, that’s right. It’s so fragrant and soft. I want to compare my sister’s breasts with mine. Please don’t be silly, Your Excellency. Why don’t I sing you a song? What’s the point of singing a song? I heard you’re the queen of this place. You’ve seen a lot of people. You must know a lot of things, right? I’m flattered. What are you talking about? Of course I’m talking about that. Yes, of course. Teach us. Yes. Don’t be shy. By the way. Wasn’t Qin Weiyang here the other day? Your Excellency and Mr. Qin? We’ve been friends for a long time. Mr. Qin is a regular here. I’d like to ask you something. Your Excellency, please. There’s someone here You’re the receptionist. You’re joking. His name is Lu Li My concubine’s enemy He brags to my concubine every day That he has a birthmark on his belly The Green Dragon’s head is very powerful in that area Look at my concubine’s anger I had to come here today to find out what’s going on. It’s very powerful in that area See how angry my concubine is? I’m here today to ask you a question. How can I tell you such a shameful thing? How can I tell you such a shameful thing? I understand. That’s not what I meant. But.. That gentleman does have a birthmark on his abdomen. He does have a birthmark. But it’s not that dramatic. It’s not that dramatic. Hey, sister. Why do you have a tattoo of a flower on your body? Why do you have a tattoo of a flower on your body? The flower on the other side of the river? Xili. It’s a tattoo that everyone has The Prince of Xili set me up. What do you want? How did you know? The people of Xili have a strange scent. They have a strange scent I smelled it on you just now I took a whiff Although it’s covered by pollen But it still can’t hide your Your original body odor So I took the opportunity I lifted up your clothes I saw the pattern of the flowers on the other side of the river. I am indeed from Xiling But I fled to Da Sheng Kingdom when I was a child I’ve been living here for more than 20 years What’s wrong with that? No problem. That’s why I I asked you about Lu Li You got it wrong Lu Li is my brother He doesn’t have a birthmark Why did you lie to frame my brother? What do you think? Are you convinced? Go to hell! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Oh, you’re so handsome! Princess, I’ve overstepped my authority. It’s okay. It’s okay. The matter of your brother has been settled. Don’t forget our agreement. A plan to drive a wedge between us. This. Sister really investigated it. Yes, it is. You’re really surprising me, aren’t you? You said earlier “I no longer desire the Prime Minister I I see that you and Ms. Ling are in love with each other. I’ll marry you both I don’t want you to go back on your word. I’m an old friend of Ms. Ling’s We don’t have any personal feelings. I’m afraid I’ll have to let His Majesty down. You two! You guys are really It’s just It’s up to you. Make your own decisions. Princess! Princess! General Lu is here Let him in What’s going on here? Have cosplayers been around since ancient times? I, Lu Ren, have come to apologize to the Princess I’m here to apologize to the Princess General Lu What are you asking for? What kind of offense? Your Highness. What I’m asking for is It’s the crime of The crime of treason against the Princess. The Princess forgives you. It’s all right. As promised. I’ll start painting. Princess. You’re a pain in the ass. Genko. I wanted to show you a good time. I see he doesn’t want to. Well, that’s that. I want to see it too. Yes, sir. Yes, I do. It’s all because of this woman. She ruined my plan. Take it off. Princess! That’s enough, isn’t it? General Lu! The rope It doesn’t count as clothes Then this is fine, right? I’m talking about Naked General Lu You don’t know what naked means, do you? Princess You’re such an honorable woman How can you touch a man? Will you take it off yourself? Or I, the Princess. I’ll do it for you I’ll do it myself. Oh, my God! My mom, my uncle, my grandpa! Don’t move! Hold it! You’re still holding the pipa and half covering your face. Hold on for a while. Good, good, good. Don’t move. There’s always something missing. I’m sorry. A work of art. It’s a work of art. Shinobu, I’m done. Do you want to see it? Source. It’s great! Is the Princess pretty? Yes. Do you want to give me a kiss? I do. – What are you doing? What are you doing? What are you doing? Prime Minister Lin Trespassing in the Princess’ residence? What is the purpose of this intrusion? Your Highness doesn’t know A man and a woman in the same room? You’re not dressed properly It’s against the rules for women. What do you mean by “women’s precepts” and “men’s precepts”? Lin Yuzhi. Take a look. How’s my painting? How dare you! General Lu has no shame! You’re fooling around with the Princess You’ve painted such a thing It’s unappealing to the eye This is called art Do you understand? Lin Yuzhi You’re not jealous, are you? Am I really jealous? Princess, you’re overthinking it. Don’t run away! Princess! There’s no need to chase after me. If anything happens. My humble servant I’ll take care of everything. What do you know? If he goes to the palace. If he goes to the palace and tells his brother about this And then he’ll make a mess of things. What if he gives us a marriage? Then I’m willing to marry you General Lu Are you kidding? I understand It’s me I’m not good enough for you No, I’m not Who told you that? I just I just don’t want to hang on to the same tree You wouldn’t understand even if I told you. Lin Yuzhi Princess! Lin Yuzhi. Mr. Lin, you’re in a good mood today. But the Princess is giving you a hard time again. I’m sorry, Your Majesty. Your Highness. She didn’t give me a hard time. Your Majesty. I propose Send the Princess to Xi Li to marry her. Your Majesty. We’ve been waiting for days. We can’t delay any longer. I propose. Send the Princess to Xi Li for marriage. Your sister is very delicate I’m afraid she won’t be able to stand the barbaric Xili I’m with you What do you think, Prime Minister? I’d like to send my men to fight in Xili. What do you think? General Lu I’m sure he’s the right man to fight against Xili In the past few days Xili sent an envoy to propose marriage Your Majesty Why don’t we stabilize them first? So as not to Spooking the snakes Scouts The best thing to do at this time is to play it safe. What you said It’s true. You Lin Yuzhi! You’re really a crazy toad who doesn’t bite when he’s at the table. He’s only interested in people. You’re waiting to stab me in the back. Sister! What are you doing here? My brother. Sister! You’re with this Lin Yuzhi? You want to sell me out? Sister. I’m sorry, Sister. I don’t care. You can’t listen to Lin Yuzhi. I just don’t like him anymore. And you want to marry me off? What’s with the monogamy? I’m not jumping into this pit! Your Highness. It’s not what you think. Nonsense! You’re the princess of our dynasty. How can you be so rude? Husband! What about men? A man should have three wives and four concubines Why? Because a man needs more wives and concubines He needs more wives and concubines to help him I’ll build you up, my ass! Xili has been at war for ten years Has Tai Fu ever recovered a single inch of land? It was last year When your concubine died in childbirth You were at the opera house getting drunk You’re arguing with me Men are superior to women. God’s law, my ass! You old man! You’re so bad I’ll chop off your beard! Your Majesty’s brother! He’s the one who looks down on people. He says I’m inferior. Sister! Let go first Master’s beard is about to fall off Tai Fu! Say sorry to Sister. Apologize. Your Majesty. How can you be so permissive? The Princess is a princess of our dynasty. Responsibility. How can she be so selfish? She has no regard for the greater good. Your Majesty. I would like to ask Your Majesty Send the Princess to Xi Li to marry her In exchange for the well-being of our Great Sheng. You West Li. Wait! General Lu! Your Majesty I have something to say I have nothing to say. I didn’t expect All the civil and military officials in the court They are all cowards. To build a career The peace of the time Do you all deserve to be men? Do you deserve to be men? And you! You know very well The Princess is in love with you. You’ve suffered a lot. You’re nothing but You’re an eyeless wolf! General Lu You’ve gone too far, haven’t you? Let me ask you Is a mere Xili Are you worthy of a princess of Da Sheng? Your Majesty. I beg you. Give me 3,000 cavalry. Within three months. I will break through Xili. You’re too handsome. You’re too manly, aren’t you? We’ll talk about the peace treaty later. Leave the court. Leave the court! Your Highness. Please stay. It’s a matter of honor. I’m not really asking the Princess to marry me. It is. I know. It’s a delaying tactic. You know that, Your Highness. Of course I do. I’m so smart. Don’t feel guilty. Don’t take it to heart. I don’t blame you. Bye, bye, bye. Secret. How could it be so easily uprooted? Wen Yu did this. How could it be? Isn’t she a coward? She’s not a fool. Have the envoys put pressure on the Emperor of Da Sheng. Promote the marriage as soon as possible. Marriage? I must have this woman. Yes, Your Majesty. Your Majesty! Xili is a barbarian. Harmony! Marriage? It’s just a delaying tactic General Lu Take a look at this document first West Qin Pass We’ve lost our defense Lu Ren I want you to lead the troops to retake the West Qin Pass. What do you think? I’m willing to go. Yes, sir. When the General triumphs. I will organize a banquet for you to celebrate your success I’ll reward you for your achievements Thank you very much But I don’t want any reward. Please, Your Majesty. When I have recaptured the Xijing Pass. I will be rewarded. I’ll be rewarded with a marriage decree. Ji! I don’t know. Who is this woman from the government? I wonder what woman from a government official’s family has caught the General’s eye. Please forgive me, Your Majesty. When I return in triumph. I’ll tell you more. Your Majesty, please grant me the marriage. I accept. Thank you, Your Majesty. Your Highness refuses to marry me. He’s going to send troops to attack us. What is it? Who’s leading the troops? It’s Lu Ren. My son! This is our family’s jade pendant. When you meet someone you like. You can pass it on to the next generation It’s quite intimate. It seems to be He’s fallen in love with someone else I, Lu Ren. I’m here to see the Princess. You may leave now. What is it? Thank you, Your Excellency. I’d like to see the Princess. The Princess is on her lunch break. She doesn’t see anyone. But.. What is she? What is it? You can give it to me. I’ll pass it on. I don’t think that’s necessary. I’m going to leave today. If the Princess has time. I’ll be waiting at the city gates I’ll be waiting at the city gates Please, General Lu I’ve heard You kicked Lu Renfeng out. Forgive me, Princess. I’m sorry. I’ve overstepped my bounds. It’s just that They say You were in love with General Lu But he just left How dare you! How dare you! Your Highness People outside Usually like to talk nonsense General Lu How dare I abandon you? Who told you that? General Lu abandoned me He’s gone to attack Xili Do you know about Xili? Oh, yes The Emperor Said that Xili has sent a tribute A Western Han object Have you seen it? How could I have seen glasses? I think so. I’ve heard that Xilians are all tall. Xuanzi. You’re quite tall too. You look like a Xilians. You’re quite similar to the Xilians. You’re joking, Your Highness. How could I be a Xilian? I’ve heard that Xilians have They all have A tattoo of a flower on the shore. Do you have one? How is this possible? Let me see for myself I don’t have one. Then I guess I misunderstood you. Wait a minute. Since I’ve misunderstood you. Then let me Let me help you put on your clothes. Your Highness. I’m a slave. How can I let the Princess dress me? I don’t want to hear you reject me. Your Highness, please forgive me. Spare me. Liu Chun! General Lu is traveling tomorrow. Remember to call me early As for you. My Princess. I haven’t decided how to punish you yet Kneel down first I’ve had enough I’m here with all the civil and military officials To see General Lu off Our soldiers will be victorious We will be victorious I will live up to your expectations I wish you all the best, General Lu. I wish you a great victory in your campaign Looks like she won’t be coming What about another one? Aiya! Sister You’re here I’m here to join in the fun. Your Highness, you’re here Lu Ren is embarrassed. The servant in this house is a miscreant. I’ve already taught him a lesson. You’re here. I am honored. I’m honored to have you here. It’s a pity that Lu Ren has nothing to offer. Oh, yes This jade pendant It’s a family heirloom It was passed down from my mother It’s for you, Your Highness General Lu What is this? It’s for the Princess Is it a love token? Nonsense! General Lu is a man of honor. He wouldn’t be interested in the Princess. He must be returning her gift It’s just a gift to discourage her Your mother left it to you How can I accept it? Your Highness. Take it. I was supposed to give it to you. And you’re supposed to give me a present. How about this? The Princess has been rejected. She’s angry at being rejected. Protect General Lu I was in a hurry I didn’t bring anything with me This is for you in return They want it A love match. The Princess’ favorite? Isn’t he the Prime Minister? Do you know? A woman gives a man a green silk. What does it mean? I’m a fool. I’m not a fool. Of course I know. Since the Princess knows. How could she give this away? You’re teaching me how to work. I wouldn’t dare. Lin Yuzhi. Who are you to me? Who are you to tell me what to do? Who are you to tell me what to do? In your heart, Your Highness. Don’t you really have me in your heart? Don’t worry about him. If I tell you to take it, you take it. It’s from the Princess. I accept it. I’m traveling 3,000 miles to expand my territory. I dedicate it to the Princess. If we don’t break the enemy’s army. I will not return. Good luck! My General Lu! Wen Yu! Wait for me! Let’s go! It’s damn cold. It’s been a long time since I got up this early. Let’s go home and get some beauty sleep. Stay back, Princess. What are you doing? You still want to control me? I’m just I’m just You’re not a big man. You’re a big man. Say what you have to say If you have something to say, say it. I just want to ask the Princess If you really like General Lu Yes He’s handsome He has a good body And he’s devoted to me Why shouldn’t I like him? Sister Wong If there’s nothing else, I’ll leave now. Your brother is calling me. You’re worthy of being the First Princess. You can break off a relationship just like that. You’re so clear about the boundaries. Your brother. What do you want from me? Sister. Yes, sir. He’s already in love with someone. Who told you that? Lu Ren told me himself, of course. He said that when he returns from the war He said he’ll get married after he returns from the war There’s no way it’s a lie! It’s impossible! But I know he likes me. He likes me Sister! This could be your illusion. You Change your target. Then I’ll change mine. There’s a little boss at home. I almost forgot. Xuanzi. You must be tired of kneeling. Answer the princess. Xuanzi is not tired. How could you not be tired? Come here. Have something to eat. Come here. What does she want? Did she poison the food? I like it. Come on, eat. Come here. It doesn’t look like she’s trying to poison me. Thank you, Princess. Eat up! Is it good? Thirsty? Have some water. Your Honor. Minion! I’m not thirsty. When I say you’re thirsty, you’re thirsty. Drink up! Thank you, Your Highness. Xuanzi is very grateful. Xiao Xuanzi will leave now. Xiao Xuanzi will leave now. Don’t be in a hurry. You drank so much water. Do you need to go to the toilet? Let’s go. I’ll keep you company. Your Highness, you’re a disgrace to me. Xuanzi’s lowly body. How can I let the princess accompany me? What’s wrong with that? My Princess. I’ve never seen a eunuch before. Let me see. I don’t want to spoil your eyes. You’re such a sissy! Xiao Xuanzi. You’re not a eunuch, are you? You’re not a eunuch, are you? No, I’m not. Hyun-ja! Princess. Xuanzi doesn’t want to go to court yet. It’s no fun. I’ll tell you what. Come sleep with me. Genko! Yes, ma’am. Come here. You’re making a lot of noise here. It’s a bit noisy. It’s my fault. I’ve disturbed your rest. I’m going to bed. Read this to me. I saw that the guard was strong and healthy. I couldn’t stop looking at him, ma’am. That night. The lady couldn’t bear the loneliness. She knocked on the guard’s door. Princess. Princess. Ning Xuanyan You’re not in love with her It’s that you can’t kill her yet Da Sheng sends his master General Lu Ren to send troops to the Western Tackle Pass Prepare the Xili army as soon as possible. The Princess is great! What a shot! That’s only natural. The Princess also has a little note. What’s it say? Hyun-ja! Pan Pan’s Kitchen. Tonight we’ll have pigeon soup. Yes, ma’am. It’s a good thing it’s a secret. It’s in Cyrillic. When your claws are smooth. Then you can eat a leopard cub. My lady. We’ve been sitting here We’ve been sitting here for days. What are you looking for? Looking for someone. Looking for what? Looking for Handsome man Handsome? Are you alone? A local or a foreigner? No, I’m not. I’m here to take the Beijing exam So educated. Do you know how to write “fennel” as in “aniseed”? There are several ways to write it. I don’t know. No, I don’t. Yes, I do. Come here. I’ll teach you how to write it Mr. Lin Look over there. Is the Princess being bullied? Why is she here? And who is that scholar? Forget it. I’m in no position to care about her now. Brother Lin. I had a misunderstanding with the Princess in the past. Yunshi wants to apologize She wants to apologize to the Princess. Miss! What are you doing? I’ll teach you to write. Don’t be afraid. Your hand is so shaky. How can you write? Why are you shaking so much? Are you afraid of me? Mr. Xiao. Greetings, Your Highness. Don’t go! You haven’t finished writing yet! Ling Yun-shi, Your Highness. Ling Yun-shi. Why does that name Why does it sound so familiar? You Ling Yun-shi! You pushed Her Highness into the water. The Princess didn’t take it personally. That’s because she’s generous. And today. How dare you hit the Princess on purpose? It’s all right. Let it go. I deserve to die. I didn’t I didn’t mean to attack Her Highness. Your Highness, please spare my life. Please, Your Highness. Please spare my life. What is she doing? What is the Princess doing to Yun-shi? You’re showing me the green tea technique? I’m just a commoner. I wouldn’t dare to offend you. Your Highness. Please, Your Highness. For the sake of Brother Lin. Please spare my life. It’s true that a toad that climbs the wall doesn’t bite. She’s a real entertainer. You like to perform, don’t you? Okay, then. Today, then. Don’t leave until the show is over. Liuchun. Bring her a chair. Let her sit down and think about the play. Yes, ma’am. Please. Ms. Ling. It’s strange. She’s as calm as ever Before, whenever she was a little irritated. She’d just jump out of her skin Brother Lin Yunshi was worried about Her Highness By that young scholar And ruin the reputation of the Heavenly Family I didn’t realize Her Highness. Remembered the incident of falling into the water. It’s Yunshi who’s being nosy It was the Eldest Princess She went to the palace to plead on your behalf. That’s why you were spared from death. How could she hold a grudge against you? Maybe I was wrong. The Princess hated me to the bone. I thought this time too. Ling Yun-shi. I know, I know, I know. Maybe. To gain sympathy. And playing poor is how you make a living. But woman to woman It’s not all about It’s not all about rivalry and stealing men There are also girls Help girls. What does that mean? You can figure it out yourself. Interesting. You go home first. Your Highness. I only regard Ling Yun-shi As my own sister With her I have no personal feelings for her. If Your Highness needs company. I will do the same. What do you say? I’ll do the same. I’m serious. I’m looking for someone to be a model. Are you really willing? And it’s Naked? Your Highness. You’ve been a good boy lately, haven’t you? You’ve been following the rules. You’re a model for all women. I’m rewarding you with these Jewelry and hairpin. I said you can wear them for fun. Are you sure? This person is talking about me, Princess. Naturally, she’s talking about you, Princess. You’re so lucky to have a brother who favors you so much. I’m so happy. Take it. Take it all. To pray for the soldiers at the border. It’s very elaborate. When the time comes. It’s gorgeous! New Year’s banquet. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Every year, we celebrate the New Year together. New Year’s Eve. Fang! I’m glad to hear it. I’ve got such a beautiful face. I can’t get enough of it. Give it back! Please give it back! Why are you crying? I hate fox charming girls like you. You like to pretend to be weak and seduce men You even seduced the Prime Minister! What’s the matter? Why didn’t he come to help you today? Sister Chen You don’t have to tell me She’s an orphan girl Maybe the Prime Minister Maybe the Prime Minister thinks she’s a disgrace Some people Are born with a white face But some are Are born to be the lowest form of grass A commoner like you I want to teach you a lesson Shan! Where’s Lin Yuzhi, the escort? The Princess is looking for me. Where’s Lin Yuzhi, the Flower Guardian? The Princess is looking for me. The Princess! That was close. I almost got involved with him again. Connected? Hello, Your Highness. Hello, Mr. Prime Minister. Wipe it off. The banquet is about to begin. Don’t let the others make fun of you. Your Highness. Ling Yunshi is a lowly person. Get up! A woman mustn’t dishonor herself. Wipe it clean! You are You’re the noble daughters of the ministers. What’s wrong with you? What? Your Highness. We’re doing this for you. They’re doing it for your sake. She’s a poor woman. How can she compete with you for a man? Take it out on me! Let’s see. I think you’ve got a reputation. You’re a bully out there, aren’t you? I wouldn’t dare. Don’t dare! Then apologize. I’m sorry. Not with me. It’s with her. Your Highness. You want me to apologize To follow a commoner? You’re talking about a commoner! A commoner? How can you be so superior? Didn’t your elders teach you that? Apologize. I’m sorry. Apologize. I’m sorry. I’m sorry. I’m so sorry. Why did she help me? She must have just thought it was funny. She wanted to humiliate me. Lin Be grateful. CO Mr. Lin Yunshi knows it Your Highness the Eldest Princess What? In fact I’m a commoner, too. I’ve suffered a lot of bullying because of it I’d like to thank you Thank you for your defense just now It’s a small matter. You and I don’t need to be polite. I’m going for a drink. Between us? His Majesty is here. Greetings, Your Majesty. Good day, Your Majesty. Sister. You’re here too. Let’s have some fun. Yes, ma’am. All of you, please rise. Thank you, Your Majesty. Just a quarter of an hour ago I just received a good report from the front General Lu He has recaptured the Western Qin Pass As expected of Lu Ren You’re really something I’ve given away my handkerchief. If you don’t mind, Your Highness. Don’t mind? I don’t mind. Your Highness. I’ve been treated like a snake. I’ve made up my mind for life. So what if you are? I think, Your Highness You’ve been single for too long Right? Ah! The marriage decree How is it going? Thank you, Your Highness. I appreciate it. But I only consider Ling Yunshi as my sister. I have no love for her. What do you mean by “righteous sister”? I’d call her a good sister. Whatever the Prime Minister says This New Year’s banquet coincides with the victory at the West Qin Pass Wendou will use the theme of Triumph as the title Who will go first? Your Majesty! Xing. May I have Your Majesty’s permission? Yes, Your Majesty. Your Majesty. Your Majesty. Speaking of poetry. I’ve heard about it. For many years. I’ve heard of your talent for many years. You’re very good at poetry. Write a poem. Yes, sir. I don’t know how Why do you say you can’t, Ms. Lin? With your talent and spirit I’m sure you’ll be a revelation Ah! But I really don’t know how to do it What’s the matter? Miss Ling? She doesn’t want to see the victory at the border Or do you mean You don’t give a damn about His Majesty? Why are you farting with your eyes closed? It stinks! What does the Princess mean by that? It’s just a poem. Why are you forcing a little girl to do that? I’ll do it. Your Highness, don’t talk big. Your Highness. Don’t make a fool of yourself. You’ve pissed off You’ve pissed off more than a dozen courtesans. You still can’t even understand the Three Character Classic. And this is poetry. The Princess is probably out of her mind. Who doesn’t know she’s a total loser? How dare she try to compete with Sister Chen in poetry? That’s true. If she wasn’t the Princess. Who would want to look at her? Cough, cough, cough. Sister Chen, don’t be impulsive. It’s an activity. This Princess is a hidden treasure. Who will go first? I’ll go first. “The song of triumph breaks through the sky. The road to home is clear. The war robes have been replaced by embroidery Horses gallop back to the court What a poem! What a nice line! Is it good? It’s not too bad. The mood is not bad. What’s wrong with it? Is the Princess really going to make a fool of herself? Wait for me. I’ll be waiting for you with a pen and ink. Hey! Your Highness can read and write. No wonder you’re so angry. No wonder you pissed off a dozen palace maids. Lin Yuzhi. You write it. I’ll do it, you do it. Uh-huh. Qin Shi Ming Yue Qin Shi Ming Yue Han Shi Guan Han Shi Guan Thousands of years of history. Ten Thousand Miles of Frontier The moon hangs high The pass will never fall The beacon fire melted in a moment It’s true. What a great spirit! The Long March will never return The border is far away Soldiers’ blood on the battlefield It’s sad, but not bleak. It’s not shallow. But the Great Sheng Lu is here General Lu’s victory at Xili Has been reduced to just 7 words Your Highness. I really respect General Lu I won’t let Xili go to Yinshan “I won’t teach Xili to go to Yinshan. “The Rebellion at the Border of Xili in the Millennium But there is always a group of people “who have sung songs of sorrow Who will never fall To protect the Great Sage’s mountains and rivers. Yes, sir. Fortunately, most of our history Are the same. Otherwise, we wouldn’t really need it. Sister! When did you learn poetry When did you learn to write poetry so well? Even I don’t know In my opinion, this poem is a masterpiece. What do you think? I always thought I thought I knew a lot about poetry But with the Princess’s poem I’m afraid I won’t dare to write poems again My imperial sister I’m surprised that you’ve won the Prime Minister’s The Prime Minister’s heart and soul This poem by the Princess Uses the image of the moon as the backbone of the poem With the fate of the country as its pulse It’s such a majestic and mournful poem on the border It is the best poem of all time. I’m not as good as him. I’m not as good as him Called Xilidu Yunshan How could the Princess have such feelings? I’d like to think that I apologize for my narrow-mindedness I apologize to the Princess. It’s not necessary. As long as you don’t talk about me Don’t say that I, the First Princess I’m not educated. That’s enough It’s Miss Chen I’ve never heard of Ling Yunshi has the talent to write poetry What you just said is an offense against the king. No, no, no. Your Majesty! I was just confused for a moment. That’s why I spoke nonsense That’s enough. Today is the New Year’s banquet. You’ll be punished with 30 strokes of the cane. You’ll be grounded for a year. Take you away. I’m sorry. Take her away. I’m sorry. I’m fine. Your Highness. Aigoo! Aigoo! Aigoo! I’m sorry for being so narrow-minded. Your Highness has a big heart. You’ve helped me many times. But I’m so calculating. I’m a bit of a clown. I’m sorry. It’s all right. It’s only right for a girl to help a girl. Don’t worry about it. The Princess has talent like no one else in the world. It’s not bad, I guess. Keep a low profile. Yes, ma’am. Okay, let’s sit down. Let’s eat. I’m exhausted. It’s just a poem. Why are you all Toast each other? The royal study. Your Highness. This is the royal study. You can’t go in there. My brother’s room. Why can’t I go in? This one. This looks like good wine. Your Highness. You can’t take this wine. This is not ordinary wine. It’s not ordinary wine Lin Yuzhi! Lin Yuzhi! This is my brother’s favorite wine. It’s much better than the wine at the banquet. Come with me and try it. It’s good wine. Taste it! Your Highness. Drink slowly. Don’t say that. After drinking, I realized You’re still quite handsome. Your Highness. You’ve had too much to drink. Give me a hug. Princess! You’ve had too much to drink. Drinking. Isn’t that what it’s all about? A sense of mystery? Your Highness. Your humble servant. What’s the matter? It’s hot. Aren’t you hot? Your Highness. This wine Something’s wrong. Your Highness. What’s wrong with you? I’ll call the Imperial Doctor. Lin Yuzhi. What did you want to tell me? Why now? You’re acting like a log Your Highness. I thought you didn’t want to get involved I don’t want to get involved? What did you say? If I stay in the Princess’ chamber. Your honor tomorrow? Reputation? Is not as valuable as a moment of sexual pleasure. I swore an oath. I swore to protect the boundary between the king and his subjects. But, Your Highness. Why do you want to be the fire that burns the realm? Lin Yuzhi Are you a man? You’re such a sissy! Tomorrow. I’ll apologize to His Majesty. But tonight. I am Lin Yuzhi, who is in love with the Princess. Oh, no! Drinking makes me lose my mind. I gave my first time I gave it away. I deserve to die. I’m sorry. I’ll ask His Majesty I’ll ask for an order. To grant the marriage. What decree? What marriage? We’re all adults here. I’m warning you. Don’t tell anyone. Just pretend it never happened. The Princess is so You don’t want outsiders to know Our relationship? Of course. I promised the Emperor I won’t bother you anymore. If he finds out He’ll get the wrong idea. Who does the Princess want to marry? Lu Ren? Oh, that’s enough. I don’t mind even if I’m a woman. Why do you care so much? Doesn’t the Princess really care? About last night. It’s all right, it’s all right. You’re a big man. Don’t be so maudlin. Hurry up! Go and take care of You’re in charge of national affairs. I’ll leave you to it. Good girl. Winnie! Are you sure? You don’t like me anymore? Yes, I do. That’s good. Great victory at the border General Lu And captured And captured the Lord of the Western Lai Kingdom You’re really Lu Ren You won the battle so quickly He even kidnapped the head of Xi Li And kidnapped the head of Xili I’m sorry I’m late Please forgive me, Your Majesty Please punish me Prime Minister Yong Prime Minister Where were you last night? Why did he suddenly disappear from the New Year’s banquet? He disappeared. Your Majesty. Your humble servant It’s a beautiful day today. Is it? I’m a bit tired of drinking So I left the palace and returned home I left the banquet without permission Please forgive me, Your Majesty This is the first time I’ve heard Minister Lin is drunk? Looks like you had a good time last night I’m glad to hear it I Forgive you Thank you, Your Majesty For your compassion. Xili is asking for peace Your Highness Would you like to go to the Western Gate? To deal with this matter? Your humble servant I’m willing to share your worries with Your Majesty Go to the Western Customs? That’s not a bad idea. A trip at public expense? Your Majesty. I’m also going to Xili. So she wants to go with me? Sister! You’re not thinking of General Lu? If you hadn’t told me I didn’t even think of it Oh, I see. Sister I’m sending Lin Yuzhi Lin Yuzhi to go to the Western Customs. I have a serious matter to attend to. What are you doing? Are you You’ve fallen in love with the Prime Minister? Are you rekindling your old feelings for the Chancellor? You want to take this opportunity So she really She still has feelings for me What old feelings are you talking about? It’s all gone straight to bed. Is this Princess that kind of person? Don’t think too much, Your Majesty. It’s a deal. Yes, sir. Dismissed. Leave the court! Your Highness Xili was defeated. The Lord of the Kingdom has been captured What are you panicking about? Father is old and weak. He should have abdicated long ago When I return to Xili I’ll be able to lead All of Xili’s troops I’ve been waiting Have been waiting for this day For a long time We have to make things clear. The Princess is resting. She doesn’t want to see visitors. Please leave. You are the eunuch You’re the eunuch who waits on the Princess. Yes, I am. Please inform the Princess. I have something to discuss. I told you the Princess is resting. She won’t see guests Your Highness Don’t cross the border. Xiao Xuanzi! Who said I was resting? Your Highness. I’m here to Lin Yuzhi. I heard that today is the Golden Lantern Festival. There’s a lantern festival. Why don’t you go out with me? What? Kneel here. I’ll kick your ass when I get back. You’re getting out of line. Kneeling is fine. There’s a lantern! Take a look. Take a look. Sir! Buy a lantern for your wife. Boss. You’ve got no eyesight. I’m not his wife. She’s right. Look at my eyesight. You two You both look like fairies. Must be brother and sister. Me and her Actually He’s my fiancé We’re about to get married I told you it was a perfect match. In this whole street You two are the only ones with good looks You’ve got a great demeanor You’re the perfect couple. Boss. I just said You have good eyesight People have praised both of us We’re good-looking Why don’t you hurry up? Take care of his business Pick a lantern for me This one? Sir! You bought this one? Doesn’t that mean your wife Is a tigress? Get another one. What’s wrong with a tiger? It means I’m very powerful. I’m very powerful. Right? The tiger is king. It’s the most prestigious of all. Naturally, you’ll attract a lot of admirers. The lady’s natural beauty. Is a perfect match for you. It’s a perfect match for you. You two! There’s a riddle contest ahead. You can go over there and take a look. Riddle me this. I’m the best at riddles. When did the Princess When did the Princess start to like riddles? You don’t believe me? I know how to guess lantern riddles. I wouldn’t dare. Then I’ll ask you. A little piggy It took five steps eastward Where is his tail now? Downwards I can’t believe you got it right Let me ask you again Pigs give birth to piglets Cows give birth to cowboys Chickens give birth to eggs. What does a person’s left ear resemble the most? The right ear. Do you like me? That depends. It depends on the Princess’ wishes. Lin Yuzhi. In fact. I’m quite fond of you. Are you serious? Of course it’s true. There’s nothing to be gained by lying to you. But The Princess hasn’t finished her sentence yet. You’re smart. You’re right. I do like you. But I like other people too. In the future. I’ll like many more. The future of this Princess I’m sure she’ll have a palace of six wives. If you don’t mind. We can try This Don’t be so maudlin. Make up your mind If that’s the case Then I’m sorry. I do not want Old man You’ve done it again and again To be smart Speak What do you want? I have nothing else in mind. I just want to protect the Princess. I see. But like this Princess. She’s a beautiful woman. She has an attractive body. You just look at her every day. Have you ever thought To do anything to me? I dare not think I wouldn’t dare to think of anything else. Come here. If I say I want you. What will you do? My slave. I’ll do as I’m told. Nonsense! You’re a useless eunuch. You still want to think of the Princess? The Princess is right. I’ve overstepped my bounds. I’m not a slave, I’m an eunuch. Your Highness. I wouldn’t dare to think Other thoughts. Please Please forgive me. Your Highness. Xiao Xuanzi. Princess. The medicine I brought from the Dark Fragrance House. It’s good. Dark Fragrance House. You know it, don’t you? I’m a slave. I don’t know anything. Dark Fragrance House. Dark Fragrance House. It’s a famous brothel in the city. No, no, no, no. It used to be. I heard that this medicine It only works on men. If you’re a eunuch. I wouldn’t be able to feel it. How do you feel now? I’m a slave. I don’t feel anything. How about now? Xiao Xuanzi. I can’t stand it anymore. Wen Yu. You forced me to do it. Princess! I hit it. You’re obviously a man. But you have to pretend to be a eunuch. It must be hard to endure. How did you know? How do you know? What’s the reason? Take your time to think about it. Men! Tie him down. When I’m happy. I’ll punish him slowly. Princess! It’s time to leave. Yes, ma’am. Take care of it. When I get back. I’ll play with him again. Don’t worry, Princess. Princess? What do you want me to take care of? Nothing. A leopard cub. It’s not easy to tame. We’ll just have to wait until I get back. I’ll have to wait until I get back. Leopards are wild animals. It’s very dangerous. I’m afraid it might hurt the Princess. I’d better I’d better let her go. It’s okay. It’s okay. He can’t let go. This one’s so pretty. Lin Yuzhi is paying for it. I’ll take this one too. Okay, no problem. Thank you, sir. I’ll take this one too. Boss. Thank you, sir. Can you touch that tree? Go, go, go, go, go! That one over there. This one. Lin Yuzhi. I didn’t realize You’re quite a good sport, aren’t you? Thank you, Your Highness. General! Her Highness only said She’ll be here in a few days. She didn’t say when exactly. There’s no need for you to be in such a hurry. You’ve been waiting here every day. I already know. The General’s victory at the Western Gate. I don’t know. What reward will the Emperor give What reward will the Emperor give the General? Your Majesty. Mr. Lu. He’ll give me what I want in life. Shinobu. Did you miss me? Your Highness. I’ve seen you before. I’m fine. I’ve missed you so much. Princess! You’ve lost three pounds. Have you lost weight? You’ve traveled a lot. You must have suffered a lot. No, I haven’t. You’re still as beautiful as ever. As beautiful as a flower The Prime Minister is here too It seems that on this journey The Princess has been under the Prime Minister’s care Lu Ren is here Thank you, Prime Minister You’re welcome, General Lu Take care of the Princess It is my duty to do so Your Highness Yes, Your Highness. The tent is right in front of us. Get in the car. Zhizhi. I’ve never ridden a horse before. I want to ride. It’s not right. A woman on a horse? You’ll be criticized. You’re such an idiot! Who says women can’t ride? Is it against the law? Do you think so? Yes, sir. Let’s go. What are you waiting for? Come on up! It’s me! It’s me! I’m riding with the Princess. If you don’t come up I don’t know how to ride. Hurry up! It’s not right. A man and a woman are not related. Not to mention Your Highness. You’re the daughter of a thousand daughters How can you share a horse with General Lu On a horse with General Lu? It’s none of your business Prime Minister Lin Please step aside Princess Are you ready? Let’s go! The wind is blowing! Dasung Motorcycle! Ride! Protect the Princess! General Lu and the Princess The relationship between General Lu and the Princess It’s not normal. Who says it isn’t? The Eldest Princess. You’ve just kissed her I’m afraid If I heard it again. I’ll send you to the brigade I’ll send you to join the army. To reminisce about old times Forgive me, Your Highness I’m sorry No! I promised the Emperor I wouldn’t touch you Now I’ve not only touched you I’ve leaned on your breasts I touched your hand I’m still It’s over. My emperor’s Eighteen thousand eight hundred Eighty-eight hearts There’s nowhere to put them. Don’t worry, Princess. When we return to the palace I’ll ask the Emperor for permission. I’ll be fine. Let’s get drunk today. Let’s go. Giddy up! Princess. This is it. This is the border camp. Lu Ren. What are you doing? What are you doing? She’s the First Princess of our dynasty. She can do whatever she wants. She’ll do whatever she wants. So you left on a fast horse? You rode away on a fast horse to pick up this woman. Shinobu! She’s a little chili. She’s not here for you, is she? She’s not here for you, is she? She’s not here for you, is she? I’m the princess of Xili. Irene Ning So you are Princess of Da Sheng? I’ve heard about you That the Princess of Da Sheng Is a bit of an ass. It’s hard for you, General Lu You’re a man of honor But he has to follow your orders How dare you hit me? Shinobu, it hurts! Princess! From now on. I’ll take care of it. Don’t do it yourself. Shinobu! How could you? Such a good-looking guy? Who’s that? Is he the prince of your country? This is no prince. This is the Prime Minister of my country. My name is Mr. Lin. Lin Yuzhi. Lin Yuzhi. Even his name is so beautiful. Someone come. Give me a reward. Thank you, Princess Xili. But You don’t get paid for what you don’t deserve. And it’s the middle of a negotiation. It’s better not to do something It’s better to make people misunderstand I’ll do it. I’ll listen to you. It’s cold on the border. Liuchun Bring me some clothes. Chunchun! Lu Ren It’s you! Princess. It’s cold here on the border. That’s why I sewed this for you with my own hands. Princess. I promised you I’m going to take down the Xili Dynasty. This time I’ve done it. Yes, sir. General Lu A real man! Princess, you’ve traveled a long way. You must be hungry. Lu Xun. When did he He came to the Princess’ tent? General Lu Why is there blood on your lips? Why is there blood on your lips? Maybe you were in a hurry I was in too much of a hurry to speak I accidentally bit it The mighty General Lu Ignoring military affairs In the morning In the Princess’ tent Biting your own lip How ridiculous! He doesn’t eat Prime Minister Lin He’s a self-absorbed man Taking the job of a servant To court the Princess I think your heart is in the right place The heart of a villain. You’re harboring an ulterior motive. That’s enough! It’s so early in the morning. You’re a real pain in the ass. I’m going for a walk. Take your time. You two. Understand the language of the Western Levant? As the Prime Minister of the Holy Dynasty. You don’t even know the language! You’re useless! Roughnecks! All right, all right, all right. They’re all fighting like chickens. （”I’ve never seen) （”Such a beautiful woman) (“I want to) （”Take off her clothes) （”My God) (She’s coming) Xilians. Do you understand my Dasheng dialect? Yes. Do you know who I am? Who am I? You’re a princess of Da Sheng, aren’t you? That’s good to know. I’ve been bored lately. I’ve come up with a fun game. You guys. Play with me. With the Princess. I’d like to play a game with you. It’s our honor. Let us go! It’s just a game. Why are you tying me up? Let us go! Princess! What are you doing? What are you afraid of? The Princess can do whatever she wants. She’ll do whatever she wants. The sky will fall. I’ll take care of it. It’s just a game. I’m going to shoot The apple on top of their heads But I can’t pull this bow. Shinobu! Come down and help me I’m sorry, Prime Minister Lin Your Highness Then I’m going to overstep my bounds Let go of me! Let go of me! Your Highness! You can’t do this! Let us go! See you tonight. Princess! I haven’t eaten or drunk anything all day. You can’t treat me like this. Aim for his crotch. Aim for his crotch. Aim for his crotch! The Princess! She’s too cruel. The Princess has her own reasons for what she’s doing. It’s something you can understand. Aigoo! Why did you miss? I’m sorry. I’m sorry. It’s my first time shooting an arrow. Oops, what should I do? You won’t be angry, will you? It’s okay. I missed this one. There’s another one. Then shoot again No, no, no, no, no, no. No more games. How can that be? How old are you? You can’t go back on your word. Put the apple back. Aim! Three! Damn it! Why did you miss again? You won’t be angry, will you? I’m not mad at you. And you! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! I’ll stop when you tell me to. I’d lose face. You! Don’t forget We’re here to negotiate on behalf of Xili You humiliated our envoy like this Aren’t you afraid that the two countries Aren’t you afraid of another war between the two countries? Why don’t we make peace? That’s right I don’t see any respect I don’t see any respect for us. And you You’re the one who’s destroying the peace between our two countries The main culprit Lu Ren Aim! Yes, sir! How dare you make a move? Aren’t you afraid we’ll go to war? War? That’s good. I’m worried that I can’t find a reason To lead my army to wipe out your Xili You Your Da Sheng Dynasty’s How about the manners of the Great Sheng Dynasty? My Da Sheng Dynasty’s demeanor Is to treat our friends You don’t deserve it The Da Sheng Dynasty is harboring For the people of Xili That’s why we agreed to negotiate with you Please Please be clear about your position Aiya! This is a very important point You two have finished You, you, you And you guys Do not think that no one here can Understand Xili language You’re full of shit! You’re the ones who do! I can’t believe you understand Xilai! How can you understand Xili? It’s just a trick. Hey! I’m tired Go to sleep. Princess. Uh-huh. What did they just say to you? Shinobu. It’s better not to know. I’m afraid you’ll blow a gasket. No matter what. The Princess’ intentions are far-reaching. Her intentions are far-reaching. How far-reaching? The peace talks haven’t even begun. Xili has already lost his strength. It’ll be more favorable to our negotiations It’ll be more favorable It’s different when you’re with educated people. It’s different, isn’t it? I don’t know anything. I’m just playing a game. You’re right, Your Highness. You must be tired. I’ll take you home to rest. That’s fine. Your Highness. What’s wrong, Princess? There are wolves. Don’t worry, Princess. These are the wolves outside the camp. Inside the camp, it’s very safe. If you’re still worried. I can guard you all night long. I have business to attend to. And I can keep you company And stay with you at the same time That’s fine. Let’s do it. Order the troops and the generals. Ride and fight. Battle. I’m counting on you, Lu Ren Lin Yuzhi. You’re weak. Go back to bed. That’s right. I’ll do that. I’ll come here every half hour I’ll come and visit you every half hour. To ensure that the Princess Can rest in peace General. You, sir At my age. Is it too late to train in martial arts? Ah! Forget it. It’s okay. Why are you still shy? Come here! Shinobu! How did you get so fit? How do you do it? It makes you feel safe. Princess! Your humble servant. When we return to the capital. I’ll ask His Majesty to marry you. I’ll ask for your hand in marriage. Today’s peace talks. Why is the Princess alone? It’s for peace talks. The two of us are enough. There’s no need for others to join us. Your Highness, don’t be like this. Then I won’t beat around the bush As long as Minister Lin If Minister Lin is willing to obey me What are your conditions? I’ll agree to them all Be careful, Princess. Minister Lin, why are you acting like a gentleman? You Chinese men You Chinese men love to put on airs. Princess Ning, please be careful. You slept with me? Xili will cut off five cities. I can’t. Then don’t blame me. Stop it! Stop it! Let go of me! Lin Yuzhi, you’re really something The Longevity Monk has entered the Pansi Cave. You’ve been blessed with a lot of sex. Your Highness! I have nothing to do with this barbarian girl I have nothing to do with her Princess, I know you’re sitting here You Xilians are no good at war Sleeping with men You’re quite progressive, aren’t you? Minister Lin is a handsome man I want to sleep with him What’s wrong with that? You don’t have any men in Xili? Or are all men useless? Look at how hungry you are How dare you humiliate a warrior of my clan? When did I insult you? Didn’t you say so yourself? For the sake of the men of Da Sheng. I’ll give you my land as a bride price Lin Yuzhi I’ll add a clause for myself. “Princess of Xi Li. She recognizes the incompetence of other men She wants to use our clan She wants to use the bloodline of our clan I will give you five cities and territories I was only joking How can I be serious? Look at you My Prime Minister is so scared You’ll have to pay for that You’ll have to pay for the emotional damage Shouldn’t we hold back? Whatever the Princess says I’ll do whatever you say There’s no way I’ll agree to that. I don’t agree Then let’s not talk about it. Okay, then. Then we won’t talk. Princess Irene Ning The big picture is the most important thing. Let’s go. Why are you laughing, Princess? I’m laughing at Lin Yuzhi. He was almost Raped by a woman. Your Highness. Now that the contract has been signed We’ll return to the court tomorrow General Lu will lead his troops You can return to the court with your troops Yes, sir! Can’t I Go back with you? Why not? I’d love to. You’re coming with us. Princess. This is a special mutton It’s a special mutton. Try it. Last month, the Ministry of Ceremony Last month, the Ministry of Rites impeached Xili’s lamb is greasy. The Princess is very delicate. Her diet should be light. Eat mutton and vegetables. Combine meat and vegetables. It’s a well-balanced diet. Lamb is greasy. This is my new one. It’s snow-capped with emerald green. Try it, Princess. Princess! This is from the snowy mountains of the West. It’s from the snowy mountains of the West. It’s clear and sweet. It’s much better than those sour Stinking tea is much better Stop, stop, stop. I’ll drink the spring water first Then I’ll drink the new tea Is that good enough for you? With you two I’m tired of being with you two. Tired? That’s right. Princess, I learned something while I was away. I learned some Massage techniques. Here, try it. Your Highness, I’m sorry for what you did to the garden last month. Your destruction of the Imperial Garden last month. Your impeachment has been suppressed. Here’s the report. How dare you impeach the Princess? Who is it? Let me take a good look. I’m tired. I’m going downstairs to get some air. I’ll go too General Lu, be careful Princess, be careful of the wind and cold Put on your fox fur Don’t get cold, Princess. Stop! Stay where you are! You still think My brother’s three palaces and six houses. I thought my brother’s three chambers would be so much fun. It’s only been two. I can’t take it anymore. Calm down, calm down. Beautiful men are invincible Oh, I’m so tired. Finally! I’m tired. I can’t walk anymore. Which one of you will carry I’m going in! How dare you! It’s a crime of transgressing on the buttocks. It’s okay, it’s okay. I forgive you, Princess Let’s go. Xiao Xuanzi, I’m back! You’re so disobedient. You’ll be punished. What do you want? Since you’ve been disobedient. I’m going to teach you a lesson. I’ll teach you how to write the word “master”. Princess, I’ll leave you alone. There’s a lot of chondroitin in that incense burner There’s a lot of Chondroitin in that incense burner. You’ve lost your strength, haven’t you? How dare you treat me like this? Do you know who I am? The Crown Prince of Xili? You’re the Crown Prince of Xili? You don’t know, do you? Xili has signed a contract with my country We have signed a contract It has officially become A vassal state of Da Sheng Your king Has been killed by my brother So? So calm. It’s no fun. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. What are you doing? You’re leaving? You want me to stay? Then you must learn to be a good boy General Lu deserves it You’re my tiger general Let’s raise our glasses together To celebrate our victory Your Excellencies don’t know Before General Lu left for battle He told us He didn’t want any reward after the victory He only wanted to ask for a marriage decree He only wanted to ask for a marriage decree for his beloved A marriage decree? It’s well known. The emperor gives a marriage Must be for life. No concubines or divorces for life. What is it? Who is the daughter of this family? How can she be so lucky? General Lu Who do you want to marry? Whose daughter is this? Your Majesty, I dare not. I beg you, Your Majesty. I would like to marry the Princess. What? You’re going to marry this stupid princess? General Lu Do you have something to hide? Did Sister force you to marry her? No one is forcing me I am in love with the Princess Are in love with each other Wait a minute. Love for each other? Sister! General Lu wants me To marry you Are you willing? No General Lu is a great man among men And you still don’t want to marry him? You really don’t know what’s good for you Your Highness General Lu If the Princess doesn’t want it Why are you still bothering? It has nothing to do with you. Your Highness. Are you really unwilling Marry me? I’m sorry. I’m leaving now. You’re very good. Your Highness. Hey come up Your Highness. Do you really You don’t like me? Yes, I do. Then why don’t you agree To marry me? Is it possible that in your heart Do you still have Prime Minister Lin in your heart? Lu Ren, I like you. But not just you It’s my humble servant. Did I do something wrong? Lu Ren. You’ve done a good job. I like you very much. Then can you I’m the only one you like? You can’t! Lin Yuzhi will be sad. He’ll be sad. But won’t I be sad? Lu Ren, I won’t force you. If you can’t accept it. Then we’ll go our separate ways You go on with your life. You’re a valiant general. Let bygones be bygones. Let’s just forget about it. Let it go. In the past I’m nothing in your heart I’m nothing You can throw it away whenever you want You can throw it away whenever you want Then what am I in your heart What am I in your heart? You don’t even You don’t even want to coax me. Your Majesty. I am willing to defend the northern border. I beg Your Majesty’s favor General Lu Have you really thought this through? I’ve made up my mind. It’s all my sister’s fault. All right, I’ll allow it. Thank you, Your Majesty Thank you all. Let’s leave it at that for today. . General, it’s three minutes past the hour. Wait a little longer. Yes, sir. We’ve traveled 3,000 miles to expand our territory. I offer it to the Princess. We won’t return until we break the enemy’s army Good luck, General Lu! Your Highness Can you only like I’m the only one who likes you No! Lin Yuzhi will be sad And I won’t be sad? I won’t force you. I won’t force you? If you can’t accept it Then we’ll go our separate ways You go about your business. You’re a valiant general. Let bygones be bygones. Let’s just forget about it. Let’s go. Let’s go! Lu Ren Lu Shinobu! Bastard! You didn’t even tell me you were leaving. Princess, did you really come to see me off? Of course. After all, we’ve been in love for a long time. How could I let you I can’t let you go alone. Princess, you’re not Are you lying to me? Of course I love you. If you’re saying that. You’re not fooling me, are you? I love you. I’m not fooling you. I’m not fooling you. No buts. As long as you love me with all your heart. I’m willing to go back with you. I’m willing to go back with you I can’t be a man because of you. Go to hell! Watch out! Lin Yuzhi Watch out! Lin Yuzhi! Lu Ren! Oh, Princess! My arrow wound! It hurts more than a wolf cub’s bite. Help me up. I can still do this. I can still serve Your Majesty. What’s going on? You two bit each other? Aigoo! Princess, my wound is septic. Your Highness My poisoned arrow has invaded my heart Your Excellencies. The wounds are superficial General Lu The depth of the arrow wound is 2.3 inches Prime Minister Lin’s wound is 2.4 inches But this General It hurts more I’ll bear it a little longer Good medicine It’s so rich and flavorful The Princess made it herself. And the cream is as sweet as noodles. Be careful, Your Highness. Princess. It seems that if we don’t say something today. I won’t have another chance. Your Highness. In fact, meeting you in this life Is my life’s I’m the most fortunate person in my life. In fact, I’ve always been interested in you Princess Lin Yuzhi, meeting you It’s the greatest fortune of my life The sun and the moon can see my sincerity My heart for you It’s withered by the sea and rotted by the stones The sun and the moon can see it The seas will dry up and the stones will rot. Ah! Looks like you two are almost You’re almost cured. Get back to work! Get out! Don’t you understand? Get lost! Regarding the surrender of Xili. Have you set a date for the handover? Your Majesty, there is one more matter. Please grant me your permission, Your Majesty. Tell me. I wish to marry Prime Minister Lin of your country. And I am willing to offer Half of your country as a bride price. Your Majesty, please fulfill your request. What is it? What do you think, Minister Lin? Your Majesty. Princess Ning’s action It’s too much of a child’s play. Minister Lin is wrong. Since Minister Lin is still unmarried Why don’t you make peace with Xili? And Princess Ning We’ll be married for a hundred years And we won’t have to spend a single soldier And open up new territories for our dynasty This is a great thing It’s a great thing that will last for ages. We’ve been fighting for years. We’ve been waging war for years General Lu has led the army for many years You should have the best right to speak out General Lu What do you think? I have no opinion I have no opinion Your Highness is the backbone of our dynasty Although this is good for Da Sheng But it must be done Your Highness is willing to do so Minister Lin Last time you said that you and Ling Yunshi You said you had no love for her I don’t know Do you have a lover now? Your Majesty. Your humble servant My humble servant I have to see what the Princess thinks. Sister! You’re pressuring Minister Lin again. It’s none of my business. I told you. I won’t threaten him again I’ll keep my word. Yes, as far as she’s concerned. I’m just something she does I’m just a diversion for her when she’s bored. Your Majesty. If this is the right thing to do. If this will lead to the prosperity of our country. I I will marry Sister I’ll listen to you You make the decision I’m an outsider What can I say? Look at them. They’re in love, aren’t they? Let’s wish them a happy marriage. Good. That’s the announcement Prime Minister Lin Yuzhi And the Princess of Xi Li Let’s set a date for their marriage Your Majesty is wise. Princess? Yes, Your Majesty. Prime Minister Lin is going to He’s going to marry that Xi Li Princess Aren’t you worried at all? Why should I be? Princess, are you Do you really You don’t like Prime Minister Lin? Yes, I do But I’ll say it again There can’t be only one horseman in the Great Sheng Kingdom There can’t be only one Princess! He’s here again! He’s here! I know you’re anxious. But don’t worry. What is it? It’s General Lu He’s carrying the thorns again He’s here to apologize My humble servant Lu Ren is here to see you, Your Highness. You two should leave now. Yes, ma’am. Little Shinobu! What are you doing now? Before, I left without saying goodbye. And then I almost I almost put the princess in danger. That’s why I’m here to apologize Lu Ren I’m not in the mood to paint today. I’m not in the mood for painting I stopped you before I couldn’t bear to see I couldn’t bear to see the one I love suffer. But I’ve already I’ve already made it clear I can’t be the only one I can’t be the only one who likes you. You can’t accept it It’s only natural. What’s going to happen from now on? You go your own way. I’ll go my way. Your Highness. Have you ever liked me? Yes Well, then Then I’m willing to With others To share the Princess’s love So you’ve agreed? But I have one condition. What condition? I want to be the first wife. Did Panther miss me? What do you want? I am. Isn’t it obvious? You! Shame on you! Shameless! Come on. Hey, it’s no fun. Ai I’m tired of playing with you. I’m going to set you free. You’re so kind. I want a pet. But you don’t want to be kept by me. Instead of keeping you locked up. I’d rather let you go. The princess expects us The Princess expects us to bring you a traveling allowance. And a passport. Little Panther! Farewell. Do you know what? When I return to Xili. I will make a comeback. I will definitely I will attack Da Sheng by all means And then And then what? I’ll force Da Sheng to marry me. I’ll pay you back for what you’ve done to me. Everything you’ve done to me will be doubled. As you wish. Wait, wait, wait. You’re not afraid or trying to stop me. Why not? Because I don’t think you want to. Don’t go. Don’t go. Why haven’t you left yet? I’m not leaving. I want to be your little leopard. Don’t push me away. But.. I don’t just have a leopard. I’ll also have butterflies and eagles. You’d like that too? I don’t care. How can anyone else compete with me? I don’t know. When you’ve thought it over. Come back to me. I’m going to bed. Get out of here. Your Honor, it’s almost time. You’re not leaving yet? Are you waiting for someone? No, I’m not. It’s destiny. Maybe we’re not meant to be. We’re not meant to be. Let’s go. The auspicious time has come. The newlyweds will bow Your Excellency, it’s time to bow Lin Yuzhi You’re mine after all Your Highness! Oh, dear. It seems I’ve come at the right time. Just in time. Who let you in? What are you doing here? It’s obvious. I’m here to steal the wedding. Your Highness. My heart aches. I can’t bear to see you beg for your life. Your Highness, why are you doing this? I’ve never dared to think of it. To the Princess. I have no complaints. Your Highness, you’d better go home. Ai! I’m backing out. Such a good-looking man I can’t let the Xilians take advantage of him. I’ll take you home to warm your room. Are you serious? Yes! Yes! Yes! But don’t be Don’t get too excited I just can’t see it. You married someone you didn’t like. I didn’t say I’d only marry you. Do you think I don’t exist? Lin Yuzhi. I’m your wife. As you wish. Princess Da Sheng. You’re robbing me of my marriage partner? Do you want to go on and on with Xili? And start the war again? Your father was killed by my Little Shinobu And you still want to fight me? My brother is now The Lord of the Kingdom of Xi Li. He will listen to me. Is that so? Brother, you’re finally here! This woman. She bullied me. You must avenge me I, the new Lord of Xili I now declare The marriage is canceled What is it? You’re a good little leopard So you’re You’ve been bewitched by this witch. Irene, go back to Xili. Aah! Aah! I’m not convinced! Lin Yuzhi is mine I can’t have him You won’t get it either Your Highness, be careful These are the dead soldiers of Xili Kill them! Lin Yuzhi and this bitch! Stop it! Shinobu, it’s your turn! Prime Minister Lin! Now you’re indebted to Mr. Roughneck. You owe him a favor. Roughneck Benevolence and righteousness You General Lu, leave him alone Irene This is for you I’ll leave Xili to you I’ll stay in Dasheng To protect my Princess. For the sake of this woman. For this woman, you’ll give up your entire kingdom Master, did I do a good job? Yes, I’m satisfied. My little leopard is the best! Okay, I’ll make it happen. When I return to Xili. We’ll have a long life together Lin Yuzhi, you’ve done me a favor I’ve finished helping you Let’s go back to bed I would like to be I’d like to be one of the Princess’s favorites. Really? But I have one condition. Another condition? Not again? I want to be the first wife. No, I can’t. I want to be the First Wife. No, I can’t. I’m the head of the house. I’m tired. Destroy it. Your Highness. It’s time to turn the tables. Three of them. Who should we choose? Lin Yuzhi. You go cook. Ah! Lu Ren, right? Go chop my firewood. Little Xuan Xuan. Yes, ma’am. Go feed the princess. Bunny. Are you going to eat? If not, I’ll eat you tonight. This is life! The new Scholar By order of His Majesty I’m here to see you, Princess I’ll do it! I’ll do it! Oh, my! So handsome!

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