The Open Door – A Laugh‑Out‑Loud Chinese Comedy | 人生开门红：笑迎人生开门红

The Open Door – A Laugh‑Out‑Loud Chinese Comedy | 人生开门红：笑迎人生开门红

Live streaming has created more than 100 million jobs. Young people have become the main force of the new professions in the short video live streaming ecosystem. As the capital of Internet celebrities, Chenzhou has a permanent population of 12.37 million, and there is an Internet celebrity anchor for every 244 people. Now there is only one question : who will be the next Internet celebrity anchor, and who will have a good start in life ? Hahaha, do you want chili? No, brother. Okay, here you go. The sausage is ready. Please take care, brother. Welcome to visit next time. What are you picking? This is not fresh. I threw it away. It’s not clean. If you eat it, you deserve it. You can’t make money. Look at this . This is called business . Well, you are an animal . Is there something wrong with you? You are a talented brother . You usually eat high-end food. I want to take you to try this one. Grilled sausage boss, have some grilled sausages, two are okay. Baby, the sausages are quite fragrant, but I don’t have time to eat them, I have to rush to the airport, it’s okay, boss , come on, two more, ha , 20 kilograms, okay, these are all handmade sausages from our town, here, girl, take them, hahaha, thank you, it’s okay, brother, this pile means that we will be together for a long time, remember and miss me , oh , this is enough for me to miss you for several meals, dear, please don’t forget that the most important thing between us is this, then I’ll give you this , ah, I haven’t received my salary this month , and then I borrowed some from my friend first, it will definitely not delay your investment project , oh, baby, I like your type, hum hum, love you, brother, you took the wrong one, this is your long-lasting, Liangzi, come, come, come Lend me your car keys. What do you want? He took away the bag of stale cicadas. I have to change them back quickly . You are free , so hurry up. He has to go to the airport. It will be too late if it’s late. Oh, my baby, please go slowly. Do n’t hurt your waist. You are so filial. Come to the airport to pick up mom and take her home. Hmm, why is my wife making such noise ? Hey, baby, I am going to PK with Master Xiao Er tonight. You have to help me to calm the situation. Is the name of the No. 1 sister on the list for nothing? I must wish you more success today. Heart, heart, heart, heart, heart, heart, heart, heart, baby, come , lie down and have a rest. Close your eyes and relax. Master, drive faster. Big brother , what’s that ? Oh, this is a gift from your son’s girlfriend. It’s long-lasting. I took the wrong one just now. You don’t have to thank me . If I want to thank someone, I should thank your girlfriend. Let’s go. Auntie is leaving, big brother. Well, talented man , don’t you want to explain? Oh my, hey, hey, Liangxin Media is committed to creating a new professional platform to help more young people pursue their dreams. Here, we don’t look at your origin or background. Every drop of your sweat will not be in vain, and every attempt of yours will not be belittled. We are not bystanders of dreams , but miracle makers. Now everyone has a chance to become famous for 15 minutes. Hey, people’s eyes are like smoke, wandering around casually, not letting people care . I can’t tell the direction or the road clearly. It ‘s like an illusion. I am a dragon or confused. There is a smell of buttocks greeting me around. After helplessness, I indulged myself before smiling vaguely. Suddenly, I stepped on empty air, my body went crazy, and I flew alone. Free up free up freedom Yeah, I seem to have become a heroic bird flying in the sky. What a mess. This is not our live broadcast. Why is the ticket sale delayed for half an hour? This little Haimer is so rude. It’s okay. Wait a little longer. Director, I don’t know what kind of people are watching this little turtle. Hum, the little devil is coming. Hurry up, hurry up, put away the gun , turn on the light and run. Yesterday’s audience was not good enough . The wind value was low. LI only reached 2 , and it was not good to upgrade . Today’s LI must reach 5. Don’t worry about the lack of popularity. Sister will start the broadcast with the first main product. The rhythm must be explosive. This time we are focusing on first- and second-tier cities. Don’t put your phone away. Remember, is there anyone responsible ? Can it be prepared before my live broadcast? Why do I have to say one sentence and do one sentence for everything? I will sell movie tickets later, right? Pass that movie to me. Pay attention to the man in front of me. His name is Xiaoshuai. The woman next to me is Xiaomei. We met and fell in love. Well, we are in different places, but it’s OK if we separate . This is not the movie I worked hard for three years to make. He told me about it in three minutes. Movies are the art of time. Let’s be more patient. We artists hate this kind of messy and sensational things the most. 321 link for movie tickets. Miaopai and Miaofu. Miaopai and Miaofu. Thank you for my bread and butter. You are the ones who understand art the most. Thank you. Thank you all, pay quickly. We will have to clear out another wave of inventory soon. Look, our director is really happy today. You don’t know that I have been making movies for 30 years, but I haven’t sold more tickets in one night than tonight. Director, how about we talk about the content ? Listen to what Little Highmore has to say. Little Highmore knows my movies better than I do , right? You tell everyone about it. Didn’t he watch the three-minute commentary version you gave him ? I finished it in one minute. Actually, this movie reminded me of some of my own experiences. My parents passed away early. I have washed dishes and set up stalls. I have come to the present step by step. I think what our movie wants to express is the same as what I want to say in my heart. Each of us can rely on our own efforts to go through the wind and rain and the sun will shine. The tickets are all sold out. There is no stock. Sold out. Thank you, my parents who provide me with food and clothing . I have a lot of tickets and I can still sell them. I will perform a blowjob for everyone . All 300,000 movie tickets were sold out. Do you know how much traffic my tears are worth just now? Hey, master, there is an invitation to a celebrity night event on Tuesday, so I can’t go. I’m too tired. But Mr. Qin said you should participate. Please help me order a dress. It should be a show-off style. I hate it most when they say that we have a b with celebrities. Master, behind , hey, master, where are you going? Lili, you have only worked with me for a few days. Don’t ask questions that you shouldn’t ask. Master, my name is Lele, yeah and hey, hey, what are you doing? Delete it, dear. We can’t even have a photo together, right? How come there isn’t one? Look, isn’t this the last time we went to the temple to burn incense? Where are you? Am I not here praying for you ? This was the last time we went to the beach. Wasn’t I in the sea testing the water temperature for you? Hahaha, do you know what day it is today? Happy birthday. Today is our second anniversary together. It seems that you have never had me in your heart, and you have never thought about announcing the two of us. You are emotional again, always thinking about yourself and not about us. If our relationship is exposed, there will definitely be a lot of people saying that you relied on men to get to the top, and your personality will collapse. Do you still want traffic? Baby, now is a critical period for the company’s financing. Don’t worry about the future of the company. What about our future? Let’s break up. It’s nothing, it’s no big deal. Wait, what ? Liangzi, hug me I’m sorry, your car has boiled over. Zhou Daqiang , you’ve caused me so much trouble. I have to hurry back. No, don’t worry , I’ll just go get some water . Changxiang Travel reminds you that your car has arrived. Liangzi, please don’t rush me, okay? I, oh, brother, are you okay ? It’s okay. Please slow down. Who is this? Leave him alone and go. Do you have any sympathy? He seems injured. Brother, how about we go to the hospital? It was just scratched . Hey, Liangzi, I’ll drive the car back to you in a while. Please watch the stall for me. Nothing happened tonight, you know ? If something happened , I was driving normally. Don’t try to extort money. I’ll pay for it. Please leave quickly. Do you know me? Who are you ? It’s okay if you don’t know me, and you don’t need to know who I am. Are n’t you the Qin Tianlong, Mr. Qin from Conscience Media? Why haven’t you left yet ? Hello, Mr. Qin, do n’t mention me. Forget it. Okay, I remember. Mr. Qin, forget him. Hum, please be careful
, please be Careful, ask dad, Teacher Ma , why do you get off work so late? I just finished a home visit and came by to ask you about the listing . Which market should I go to? At most, I’ll go to the night market. Hahaha, um, um, when did dad tell you that I was an entrepreneur? That made Teacher Ma scold me . Don’t write nonsense in your composition next time. Then I won’t write about you next time . I ‘ll write about my stepfather and Uncle Li. There will be a piano competition in school next year. The piano your uncle bought for me is Walter’s. Um, dad bought the Xiqin from Walmart . Your mom said that you delayed me. How can I practice without a piano ? How can I get Uncle Li to buy us one? No, I’m going to have another heart attack. I’ll borrow some money to have your surgery done later. It’s so hot when eating, and you don’t even know to turn on the fan. Hmm , oh, I have to pay tribute to President Qin again. President Qin poached several of my anchors last month . Here you are, you got my trump card again. Huh, Mr. Qin is really amazing. I haven’t dug out all the cards yet, but you still have so many cards, don’t you? Mr. Qin, don’t you leave a way out for us, Integrity Media? There are winners and losers at the poker table, aren’t you mentally prepared for this ? I don’t know if Mr. Qin is mentally prepared for this matter. Oh, it’s a bomb that happened at the most critical juncture of your financing. Oh, no, it ‘s not a bomb , it’s a thunderbolt, hahahaha, what should I do now ? How come this union chairman is all negative news? If the company’s financing fails, you will be responsible. Sorry, Mr. Qin, don’t be anxious . Sorry, don’t pull me, Mr. Qin, why don’t you just make an official announcement with the Wildcats? There are so many people in the company who want to make an official announcement with me. If they make trouble again, won’t it be more troublesome? You do have a lot of people bound to you. You should take care of your health. It’s all for the company . want that fruit, bring it to me. Hey , it seems that this is the only way. Then let me officially announce that I am Xiao Haimo’s boyfriend. I can marry him . I can divorce my wife at any time . Right, let him play a couple with Xiao Haimo, so that everyone will be speechless. Xiaoyu, um, go investigate this person immediately, um , wait for me , come on, come on, Yu Jiajia, tell you to drink milk tea by yourself. I, Xiao Haimo pretend to be a couple. Which word do you not understand? It’s that Internet celebrity godfather Qin Tianlong , um, he looks quite handsome, but he is obviously a scumbag at first glance , um, oh, scumbag, scumbag, not not a man, man, not a scumbag, scumbag, I, I, I’d better go. You are making jokes here. You gave me three names and are going to leave. Aren’t you trying to deceive me? The price you set is really not good. Forget it , forget it. If it weren’t for you , would we have been photographed by others? Even if you don’t think about yourself , shouldn’t you think about your family? I can think about my family, but my conditions are more stringent. Did I hear it right? The condition he set was that we help him sell 45,732 grilled sausages in the live broadcast room. It is 45,730. Two have been sold to us. I have already found a marketing account to release the news that you and The one selling grilled sausages is a couple. I’ve been switching them . Let’s resolve it quickly. The official communication process has been initiated, and the couple account has been opened. Just cooperate. Will anyone believe it? There’s nothing we can do . There are only three of us in the photo. In fact, I don’t want to see him again. How did you come back ? I left my gloves in the car. Will anyone really believe it? Xiao Haimo likes to eat some grilled sausages, but he will never fall in love with the one selling grilled sausages. How could he like a small vendor who sets up a stall? Let’s take out the video and analyze it frame by frame. In two days, I will host the Celebrity Night and ask everyone on the red carpet. That day we had a meeting together to discuss the two of them setting up a couple account. I’m sorry for taking up public resources , but we will definitely pursue the legal responsibility of those who maliciously spread rumors. The last time I took this photo, Xiao Haimo’s photo was absolutely clear, but it’s really hard to be sure who this man is. It can’t be the one selling grilled sausages. He is just taking the blame for Qin Tianlong. He must bring down Qin Tianlong. If he succeeds in financing, we will have no way out. I can not only take secret photos, but I can also eavesdrop. But you have to give me time, you loser. How did you become my assistant? I also worked my way up step by step, brother-in-law. You have the blood advantage, but don’t worry about this. I’ll find someone else. Hey, no, I have to do things and make achievements. Otherwise, it will be difficult for me to convince people when I take over your job in the future. You’re thinking long-term, you loser . Can you do this? Do you know how busy I am every day? You are so busy . You still have time to go to nightclubs to find girls. They call you little stinky baby. If you go there too, do I still need to go? I have equipment. Hey, my sister asked me to supervise you, so I have to remember every word of yours clearly. I won’t take down the ones about advanced mathematics, but I haven’t told anyone about this . Haha, okay, you passed my test, and now I’ll leave this matter to you. You should leave it to my brother-in-law. Look how well I’ve prepared. I ‘ve fully disguised myself as a professional, so don’t worry, little stinky baby. Haha, you should pretend to be a monk named Sha. President Xiang sent him to investigate the matter of my senior brother from college pretending to be a couple. The fewer people who know about it, the better. No one under my command knows about it. They will be introduced according to the normal relationship. Everyone stand up. Now everyone likes the image of a heroine who dares to love and hate. So Xiao Haimo must take the initiative. Brother Zhao, the Internet says that you and Xiao Haimo are a couple. Is this true or not? Hehe, you are quite a match . You two are not worthy. If I am not worthy, who will be worthy ? Bah, you only know how to daydream all day long. Brother Zhao, she is indeed my girlfriend now , hahahahaha, one two three four. If you have the guts, call him over. If he can come, I will call you daddy. Wow, hahahaha ah ah ah Ah , haha, oh, what’s going on? Your father was taken away by a group of people. Oh, our public relations department has prepared the promotional copy to make the final decision. I’m sorry for involving you in this matter . No, no, no, it’s okay. Thank you . Wipe your mouth. Wipe your mouth well . Don’t be too nervous. I have a team . Everyone has to kiss me. The company arranged a marketing account to promote that when I was depressed and wanted to commit suicide, it was you who brought me out. Where did I take you? Hey, you must arrange an outdoor restaurant for them on the first date. I will lead the team personally for this photo shoot. Those who are willing to go, please stand up and sit down. You are too focused, so you must cheer up. You want to take a picture of that little Haimer. You are thinking of taking a picture of that sausage. That kid, open the lens cap . They are coming. There will be a lot of people taking pictures in a while. Don’t be nervous. Don’t worry, my child takes pictures with me every day. Oh, what are you doing? Oh, I took it right in the face. Oh, oh, don’t be embarrassed, sorry, sorry for the time. He hit me in the face . The family is too welcoming. Hey, come back, come back, come back. Hello, this way, please follow them. Why are you taking pictures of me ? Sit down, dear, just click on whatever is written here. Just this page. Hurry up , you are so good at clicking. How do you know I like to eat this ? I am so happy . Hey, hey, Duoduo, this is uncle , ask uncle to bring me a bouquet of flowers. Hey , take pictures of him, take pictures of him, prepare to send flowers, grab them, hey, the new one, um, this one goes to table 3. I, I am not . Hey, hey, waiter, hurry up and take away the leftovers from this table. It’s not me who takes it away, take it away, hurry up. Are we, Duoduo, also looking forward to it? Will there be flowers ? Wow, what beautiful lettuce? How do you serve it? Why are you bringing the lettuce here ? That person has a bad temper. I think you should lend a hand. Duoduo, don’t eat it , don’t eat this stupid thing. Take your time. Um, how do you eat this ? Who gave birth to him? You say, hum, he has a bad temper too . Did they mess up the hype of their relationship? What are they doing? This is completely different from what was planned. No, it won’t be that simple. Why are they leftovers ? This makes others feel Look at it , he is creating a frugal personality, but he is still criticized. This is to bring bad luck to himself. The criticism is just right. In communication studies, this is called “all-round work “. He is a complete idiot , a genius. Although they did not follow our script , their couple account gained a lot of fans. Unexpectedly, this sausage seller hit the jackpot. Unexpectedly, this sausage seller is a seasoned man. Xiao Yu, you keep watching them. Sooner or later, they will be exposed. Brother and brother, why are you here? Hey, hey, slow down, I, I don’t want to deliver goods for him. It ‘s noon. I said I have to go to work. We can contact each other when we have time. Oh, hey, hey, my fourth brother, I’m lost my virginity. Master, look quickly. Hey, the fans have increased . Look at this post saying that you dare to love and take responsibility, and you are not afraid of the secular perspective . What should I call Master’s boyfriend? Master, what should I call him? Order takeout, Lulu, I’m hungry, Master, my name is Lele Dajiang, you have a girlfriend so old Why don’t you tell mom in advance? Mom, actually, my relationship with her is fake. This matter must be kept secret. Jia Jia, a perfect couple made in heaven . Oh, I’m afraid you ‘ll be fooled. You’re already this age , how can love come so quickly? Well, no matter what, the bitter tree blooms and the winter jasmine blooms. All year round, we should all seek our own happiness. Mom understands you . I don’t understand. Aren’t you interested in Teacher Ma? I have only love and respect for your Teacher Ma. Haha, you’re old now and I can’t control you. Think about it. You can still take a photo with little Hai Mo. If you post this on your Moments, your classmates will be so envious of you. When will my stepmother have time to take a photo for me? Hahaha, arrange it . Superman Qiang Zilong’s dad, you’re awesome. Dad used to be chased by people when he was setting up a stall, so he ‘s trained now. He’s going to drive a three-wheeled motorcycle, which is faster . I won’t go to No Man’s Night. I don’t know anything. I’m informing you , not asking for your opinion. Come out early tomorrow and I’ll take you to get your hair done. Don’t put on any makeup on your face and try to maintain your simple nature . I’ll leave the rest of the styling to you . It ‘s okay, don’t worry. I’ve seen all kinds of storms over the years . This wave is too big. I think my clothes are pretty good. Can you please help me style them? Ah ah ah ah ah, you vicious woman, why haven’t you come yet? Let little Haimo wait for him . Oh, you give me a lot of loopholes when you come up. These shoes are a bit big . Can we still watch movies here ? Oh, don’t step on my skirt. I ‘m sorry, why are you holding it up like this? If you don’t hold it up like this, I’ll be covered in wrinkles. Do you know how expensive this skirt is? Then is my clothes also expensive? Come on come on come on why you Like, Night of Celebrities in the City. Now walking towards the stage is the famous celebrity Miss Yang. She is here to herd sheep. Hmm, you are all pretending to earn traffic. Let’s go. Where are you going in a while? Song Dajiang, stop pretending. He is not Xiao Haimo’s boyfriend. Xiao Haimo and I are true love . Stop pretending. Xiao Haimo, come on, uh, stand up straight, pull in your stomach, smile naturally, look in the mirror, okay ? Let’s go. I really like Mr. Qiu’s designs. His creative concepts are all between two-dimensional and three-dimensional. I have a lot to say about this dress. The design is very unreasonable. It’s too loose. The shoulders are sloping. That’s not because Are you a thin dog? Thin dog, there is a pocket here , and there is another pocket here , like a beggar. And these shoes are stuffed with a lot of paper and they are falling down. It’s so annoying . It’s so annoying. It’s so annoying . And did you forget to sew these pieces of cloth ? Damn, we are so careless that we actually forgot to sew them. Forget. The one walking towards us now is the circle from Chengxin Media. I arranged a fake fall for him to grab a wave of traffic. Hey, remember, this is called performative performance in communication studies. Brother, this is your sister. Hey, brother, I, the store exploration blogger, have visited your stall. Remember, remember , I still remember that you didn’t give me money after eating. Hahaha, I visited the store Do I still need to give you money? So I reported your video, hahaha, yeah, cheer for the foreigner who reported you, you are a dog, dog. Hey, hey, hey, it’s okay, girl, it’s okay, it’s okay, haha, brother , don’t be convinced by others , I only obey you. Giant pandas must like you, you are so mean. You ate my grilled sausage and you didn’t even swallow it, and you are irresponsible to your fans. I, I post more than 60 movies a day. How can I explain it? Hey, why did you fall again ? Do you have osteoporosis? It’s not that my shoes are a little big ? Then put some paper in them. Thank you. It ‘s okay , haha, did you put a stone in the chicken coop? How come? What do you mean by bastard? Hahaha, you are the one who made the oil from my grilled sausage fly everywhere. You are so cheap. Get out of here, hahaha . Hahaha. You can survive with this. I’m an old vendor. I’m used to helping people unload goods. Girl, listen to me. Put some paper in your mouth. Really? Hahaha. This is a master. Remember, this is called leveraging force in communication. I’m going to meet him in a while. He has invited the most popular anchor in Chengzhou, Xiao Haimo , and the man next to him to sign autographs. What the hell is written on them ? Uh, we welcome Xiao Haimo and Zhou Chacha , gala gala, Da Chajiang. I’m telling you, this time Dajiang can show up for our town Hey, here, here , come, come, look, look, hey, hey, why are you showing your arms? Thank you, thank you, thank you. Building a live broadcast base is only our first step. We still hope that everyone will help and support us in the upcoming conscience shopping festival. Relax, it’s okay, Haimo, you are not really with the sausage seller, are you? No way, then the sausage must be delicious. You can leave after waiting for 20 minutes . Oh, girl, eat as much as you want, of course you can . Can you take it away? Huh , what are you doing? No one said you can’t eat, what the hell ? He really has a good alcohol tolerance. He can drink as much as I really do . Mr. Qin and Miss Yang Let’s take a group photo. Come closer, closer. Why are you so jealous? Uh-huh, Master, I turned down all the social events you didn’t want to go to. Hey, Master, are you tired? Thank you for your concern. Xiaoxiao, Master, my name is Lele. I can’t even remember your name. Why do you still care about me ? I can’t teach you anything. You taught me . You taught me to be myself. I signed with the company just to come in and learn with you. Don’t call me Master in the future. Just call me sister . Hehe , oh, by the way, remember to smile. Your team is awesome. Liu Dajiang , um, stop pretending. You look at me pretending. Hum , not much, no You should tell the waiter. Are you still pretending in front of me ? Did I see it all? Your hands were so quick tonight . When did you see me pretending on the red carpet ? I saw no one took this pen. I wanted to take it back to draw for my child. You are still pretending. You are still pretending in front of me. Well, what are you talking about ? Xiao Haimo, such a big boss will not be interested in you, a sausage seller. How much money Qin Tianlong gives you? I will give you double. My status is not high, but you rich people , do you look down on others just because you have a little money ? Don’t pretend in front of me. You are not an examiner. You are so proficient in communication. Did you go to a communication university? Repair class, hum, advanced class. I am an undergraduate student who graduated from Pingdingshan Vocational and Technical University. You underestimate my charm. Huh, why are you hiding here ? Are we done ? How much alcohol have you drunk? Come on, I’ll take you home. It’s too embarrassing to be like this now. If I get photographed, my life will fall apart. Then I’ll call Qin Song. Hey, don’t answer the phone. Where do you live? I don’t have a home . Then how can I get you a taxi? Mr. Zhou, I was offended just now. Uh, are you going to take her home? Ah, you don’t know where she lives, do you? Oh, I’m going to take her back to my house. Then get in the car and I’ll take you . Um, look at the things you wanted to pretend but didn’t pretend tonight. I’ve installed it all for you. Let’s go. Look, your girlfriend is in such a state, but you still don’t take good care of her. Then I ‘ll install the cake as well, okay? Well, have you installed the pen? Can I not install the pen? Hahaha , I didn’t expect your house to be so far away. Hey, hey, is there a gas station nearby? Let’s walk home. Didn’t I say there is a gas station? There is none. Okay, okay , thank you . No, grandma , hey Hey, Xiao Hu, I’ll send you the location. Come over and keep an eye on them to see if they are acting. I have to find a gas station and can’t go back. Dad , you brought my stepmother back. Dad was also forced to do it. It ‘s all for this family . Can I take a photo with her? What photo? Dad will take her away in a while. Is Manman’s dad at home? Hurry up, help me get her in. Don’t let Teacher Ma see her. Are you afraid that Teacher Ma will misunderstand? If you want to take a photo, you must cooperate. Hurry up, Manman, dad is like this. I just finished two home visits and saw that your lights are still on. Don’t disturb me . Well, then I’ll make it short. Manman, ah, I understand. Teacher Ma, I’ll take you home. No, no, I haven’t finished yet. His situation at school makes me a little worried. Teacher Ma, are you sleepy ? No, Manman, go make Teacher Ma a cup of sleeping pills. Okay, don’t get some drinks. No , no, no Be busy or not, come and sit down, Manman. Can you focus on your child ? You, you, you, the child too. Can you focus on studying? Teacher Manman has said many times that those celebrities and internet celebrities on the Internet cannot possibly walk into our real life. Is this possible? It’s possible. Just fart. It’s impossible. Oh, slowly, daddy doesn’t need to be so angry. What’s going on? This is my mom. She doesn’t sleep well. Could the old lady have fallen? No, no, no, it’s okay. She just turned over. Teacher, can you focus on the child? It’s really okay. My mom has an old problem. She has a bad lumbar spine. The bitter tree blooms and the winter jasmine is grown. England double sherry barrels for 18 years. The old lady likes to drink foreign liquor. Although my mom drinks foreign liquor , her heart is still Chinese. Teacher, I’ll go get you a glass of water. Teacher, I just practiced a piano piece. Please listen to it. Oh, you play the piano so well, and this is the only way to be worthy of your father. He works very hard . Maybe you can’t see his hard work, but I can. Auntie, please stop making trouble, I beg you, Duoduo, um , Duoduo , Duoduo, Duoduo. Don’t get lost again . Don’t be angry with your mother. I’m out of anger again. I’m out of anger again. I remember everything the teacher said. Teacher Ma, um, your water, why are you all wet? If you don’t study hard, fate will strangle you. When I think of this, I break out in cold sweats. Why are you sweating too ? I just feel that it’s not easy for me, it’s all for this family. So my home visit today was quite effective. Ha, it can end now. Um, Zhou Dajiang, Zhou Dajiang , what’s the matter? You vomited all over yesterday , and my mom changed and washed you. You, you, you clean up, I’ll be waiting for you outside. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, why did I go the wrong way? I ‘m sorry, my mom always goes to the wrong room. Yeah , how did you sleep last night? My waist is about to break. Um, mom , I slept on the sofa. Please don’t always do this . Why don’t you go into the room to sleep? Mom, that woman, auntie, just troubled you . I have something else to do, so I’ll leave first. Don’t be in a hurry to leave. That Dajiang’s cousin is getting married today. Let ‘s go to the banquet together. Hey, mom, didn’t you say that? Something? Oh, why are you in such a hurry to have a meal? I really have something to do . Let’s talk about clothes later. Goodbye, auntie . Okay, you said you are such a good girl. It would be great if you could accompany me more. I haven’t had enough of you. Hey Dajiang, oh, my heart is not together again . I oh oh oh oh oh oh, I’m together. I’m together. Haha, it’s together so quickly. Oh, how was last night ? Did you sleep well? How was last night ? Did you sleep comfortably? Don’t sleep. Your bed is too narrow. It’s hard to turn over. Hey, I’m Little me, we can’t mess up this interrupted rhythm. It feels like being pregnant is a good thing. Being pregnant is a small matter. It’s exciting enough to have suffered a lot in old age and still have a childhood . Let’s have a big one , hahaha. Ah, the distant bells echoed in the rain. We held hands under the eaves and listened to the fantasy. The wedding in the church was held to bless the two of us. We walked all the way from the mud to the beautiful scenery. We are used to finding courage in each other’s eyes. We are so tired that we are powerless. We always want to kiss you to forget. We pretended to be very cool when we lost love. We were so painful when we got love that we didn’t speak. Our heart seems real and fake. We love it in a mess. I love you the most. Do you believe it? Which real scolding and fake words are scary ? Which real play and fake are you cute? Which real dream and fake tears are investigated? I said I believe you. Do you believe it? Really, you may be afraid of fake, maybe it’s better. What’s the use of true and false? You should look at the true and false, as long as you believe it. Look here 321 Eggplant , mom, why are there so many people here? Haven’t you all seen an internet celebrity? They all want to come and see him. Hey , introduce him to me. Hey , come on, Haimo. Hello, this is my second uncle . This is my cousin. This is my third uncle. Third uncle, why are you here ? Don’t I want to take a picture of Xiao Haibo as well ? Haha, my third uncle is a wanted criminal who has been on the run for 15 years. I don’t know where he came from. Don’t be afraid. I’m a fraudster. Remember to send me the picture. Okay, okay , the old man may have run away. Well, I haven’t felt this relaxed for a long time. You are under so much pressure normally. Hmm, are we used to it in this business ? I used to design my own clothes and sell them myself. I had steamed buns with pickles for three meals. You see, I am much better now than before. Hmm, here’s this electronic watch for you. It ‘s quite special. It’s for the dog. You drank too much last night and kept talking about your family’s Duoduo. I went to buy it this morning. This can connect to the Internet, record videos, and locate locations. This way, you won’t have to worry about your Duoduo getting lost. I ‘m sorry for my bad attitude towards you before . Hey, we’re used to this business , hahaha. Dajiang, don’t turn it off. Send the photos to me in prison so that I can be reformed. My third uncle and his great-uncle really slept together. It can’t be an act, right? Let me tell you, in today’s society, sleeping together doesn’t necessarily mean love, but if you start talking about childhood trauma , you ‘re definitely trapped. Okay, stop the investigation , but why did they suddenly terminate the investigation? Joe Hammer and the sausage seller were living together. What? He slept with my people? Damn it. BBQ Xiang has terminated the investigation. There’s no need for Little Haimo to continue playing lover with the sausage seller. Let them separate quickly. I’m afraid there’s something more important right now. Our hot-selling supplier wants to cooperate with President Xiang. What did the supplier say ? These are all part of what they said. The swear words are so dirty. Well, I guess you’ve already thought of a solution, right? I’m thinking about swear words . Well, can we find a new hot-selling product quickly? By the way, the sausages that Mr. Zhou asked us to sell before were sold out overnight. Everyone is urging us to restock them. You see, that’s right. Let them use a couple account to sell together. It will definitely become a hot-selling product quickly. Weren’t you worried that the two of them would mess around just now? After all, this is a business. You should roast it. Damn, you’ve been very down-to-earth recently. You ‘re making me angry. Wasn’t this all your good idea? My idea was to make you famous , not to cheat on me. Now everyone believes that he and I are a couple, and you’re not satisfied again . You’re here and you ‘re emotional again . Don’t just think about yourself. Let’s come and have a look at this. Isn’t this the wedding dress I designed? Yes, haven’t you always wanted to be a designer? We’ll make it official when the company successfully raises funds. You can wear the wedding dress you designed. You don’t have to be a host anymore. Be my master. In fact, you can do whatever you want. You’ve been drifting for so many years , and it’s time to have your own family. In fact, nothing happened between him and me last night. You don’t have to explain. I believe you Next, I have to arrange for you to live broadcast and sell goods together. You are always arranging for me because we are the best partners. Please synchronize your work plan with me later. Okay , Xiaoyu, keep an eye on Zhou Dajiang and Xiao Haimo to see if it is real or not. You ca n’t figure out the consequences. You know that your and Xiao Haimo’s couple account is very popular now. Can you start selling goods? No, that won’t work. We were not real in the first place . It would be too irresponsible to sell goods again . Okay, then I will be responsible for showing you around. You are still thinking too one-sidedly. Follow me. Look, this is the live broadcast area of ​​our company. Listen to me. If you want to succeed , you can’t be out of touch with the times . If you are out of touch with the times, you will be eliminated. You can only leave quietly. This is our post-production area . There are thousands of outsourced personnel who slice up the essence of the live broadcast. This is our comment group. They can purify the comments in our live broadcast room and guide consumers correctly. What do you want to say? I don’t have anything to say. Come on, type I don’t have anything to say on the public screen. My mother , type my mother on the public screen. No need, type no need on the public screen. You are not me. I am not me. You are not finished. Type as many as you can. In fact, our company has also helped many disadvantaged families. You see, you will definitely be able to save enough money to cure your mother’s illness. Tomorrow will be better. Hey, it’s okay, it ’s okay, it’s okay, go busy with yourselves. I can’t change my destiny. It ’s good to be an ordinary person. Forget it . Then I will say a few words to you one last time. Stop here and take a look. There are some things you still You don’t know, mom? Don’t look over there yet. Look over here. Your family and the folks in your town got on the express train to wealth because of you. If you want to get off after earning enough, then all of them will lose this opportunity. I think you should be responsible for them. Get on the train. Now I’ll start teaching you . You must put aside your pride to do a live broadcast. As a live broadcaster, you must know the product very well, so you must memorize its selling points and mechanisms before the live broadcast. Is this the product I’m going to sell this month? Not the product I’m going to sell tonight ? This apple is really sweet, crisp , red and fragrant. Do you know why? Because it grows on a tree. Sausages taste half as good without garlic. The product below is our morgue hand Handmade sausages are really the most important thing. Don’t forget to create a CP feeling when you are live streaming. Keep doing it. That way, the relationship is over. It’s over. There can’t be any more live streaming accidents. In the next one, stay there and don’t move. Sweet potato leaf essence . Hydrating, moisturizing and sunscreen three-in-one sweet potato leaves. Isn’t this used to feed pigs in our place? This thing can only make pigs resist hunger , and it’s more than 400 yuan. Who do you want to harm? You big guy, you must not be fooled. Hey, general, let me remind the family members in the live streaming room. Did you see that this bracelet is not pure gold ? It’s all plated. Don’t give this to your partner. Look at this. Do you see it? Buy it quickly and return it quickly. I tell you that good pigs come from good intestines. I will never sell bad things in the live streaming room. Thank you very much for your kindness to us. It is important to be able to do something for the people in my hometown. Everyone can rest assured and cooperate boldly. Don’t swear. Don’t swear. Don’t swear. Don’t swear. Don’t swear. Don’t swear . Don’t Swear, sister Momo, I will be getting married in half a year. Can you help me design a wedding dress? I will definitely help you design the most beautiful wedding dress for the benefit of your family. 321 link. Is your company and product reliable? Don’t worry, dad, our company is reliable. Heart disease can also be cured. Big brother, if you kiss a little girl again, you have to change your seat and come to my place. You have to treat every guest as a big brother . Thank you for your hard work . Mujiu Dajiang brother, you have worked hard. Last time I wore one of your T-shirts. This time I will give you a jacket to try. Hey, thank you, thank you. It ‘s a good material at first glance. Why does it look so weird on me? My design is very good-looking. Huh , why didn’t your apprentice Lele come to pick you up? He is not feeling well and asked for leave. How about taking a taxi? I ​​will take you. Your newly bought luxury car has started. This is the luxury car you mentioned. It ‘s a luxury electric car. It has just been modified . It’s very exciting. It seems that someone took pictures of me secretly . I was photographed by them last time. After so many things, don’t worry, watch how I get rid of him. Get in the car and enjoy the feeling of flying. Hey, hey, hey, hey, my hahaha, what are you laughing at? If you have the guts, come and do it . Safety first . Safety first. Hey, sit tight . You are driving so fast . You are racing. Drive slower. Drive slower. Get rid of him. If you go any faster, you will get rid of me. Hang up, hang up. He Nan, don’t call me. I’m hanging up. I can’t go any faster. Let’s go. Open this clamp on me. What are you doing? Don’t be afraid, do n’t be afraid. Tell you to drink milk tea by yourself. You are the best. Come on, come on, idiot. Hey, I deserve it. What do you think of it? I’m awesome, right ? Oh, it’s all my fault. If you let me meet you again , I will you. You will give him this. Give him me five Big mouth slaps big mouth . Stop it. Go away. Get in the car. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. I’ll push it myself. How come you’re so good at riding an electric bike? I’ve set up a stall before. Give me a three-wheeled bike and I can drive faster. You’ve also set up a stall before. If I hadn’t met Qin Tianlong, I wouldn’t know where to set up a stall now . Well, you don’t have to set up a stall now. I don’t think any of this is real . Don’t worry about what’s real or fake. Look at me. I fake smile and cry in the live broadcast room every day. Even the two of us are fake. I’m real. My mom, my aunt, my third uncle, and everyone is real to you . Be content, little Haimo . Oh, by the way, we’ve known each other for such a long time and I still don’t know your real name. I don’t remember it. I forgot it. What’s the matter? My house is just in front. Let’s go and deal with it first. Okay ? Then what’s your name? Little conch, little kelp, little oyster, it has nothing to do with seafood. Little sea king, go away. This time the evidence is conclusive. I called you the first time. If you didn’t answer , I would have been busy. ah Mama, the picture is very clear. Wait a minute. Why is there no sound? I’m too far away and can’t receive it. How do I know what they are saying? I can lip- read. Look at the picture. I’ll dub it for you. It can be said to be quite accurate. Read it, read it. Ah Hmm, I’ll go get some wine. Do you need to wash it? I’ll go get some wine. Do you need to wash it? He said, “No, it’s just a small wound. No need.” The little puppy Dajiang suddenly ran back and pulled his foot down and stroked it. Rub it. Be careful, this medicine will hurt a little, my dear. It will hurt in a while . It’s okay. I think this medicine is quite cold. I think it feels quite good this way. Oh, it’s great. It’s laid out. Remember to fix it . It can’t be adsorbed even with a drop of water. Let’s sleep together, okay? What? He said in dialect. For safety’s sake, I’ll go get a Band-Aid. For safety’s sake, I’ll go get it . It means that he turned his back. But if we follow normal logic, he should have taken something with safety measures. After Xiao Haibo finished playing, he wanted to see if he had brought it in his bag, so he started to rummage through his bag. He took out his cell phone, and he thought to himself, “I have to turn on the flight mode. We have to take off in a while. Come on, turn off the lights. ” If we analyze it according to the normal psychological rhythm, it’s okay, okay. I didn’t expect that President Qin is not a romantic. He is a domineering president who is not swayed by emotions. He is so strong. EEE. President Qin and Zhou Daqiang are going too far. Are you still letting them continue to cooperate? Listen It is said that President Xiang has invited many singers to support them. Their popularity has far exceeded that of our shopping festival. Yes, even my wife can’t get their tickets. They are too popular. Let’s break up , President Qin. I guess you mean to let my wife and I divorce. If
Xiao Haimo and Zhou Daqiang officially announce their breakup at the shopping festival , is that bad enough ? Yes, in this way, we can not only separate them, but also build momentum for our shopping festival. I’m leaving now. Hey, mayor, everyone, some old customers have bought a lot of sausages from our Taiping Town from your company’s live broadcast room. They said that the taste is problematic. It’s impossible. Did they place the wrong order? No, thank you, family. We’ll stop here today. Bye, bye, let’s go. Hey, you said that our mother has been rescued for more than a year. Should we replace our father in the next live broadcast? Did you forget that our father died last year in the script ? Oh, then let’s eat Japanese food. I called someone . Is it fresh? He’s quite fresh. He has eight-pack abs. I asked about the ingredients. Hey, they’re all the same. Dajiang, Dajiang, are you listening? Hey, what are you doing? What? I was fired . Get out of here now . Big brother, big brother, I just want to send the village chief to submit a resume. It’s too hard to find a job now. Oh, ah HAHA, take your folding screen and roll away , Mr. Qin. Mr. Qin, there is something wrong with the sausages we sell. I took a picture of it, and you took a picture of it , and they destroyed it. Let’s call the police right away. There’s no point calling the police without evidence. Don’t worry about the factory’s affairs. How come it’s useless? How do you know where I filmed it? How much goods do you think those shopping malls in your village can supply ? You can’t fake it to harm people. You and Shen Haimo are also fake. Who will be hurt by those goods? They won’t kill people. But if the company goes bankrupt, will you support the families of these thousands of employees? Don’t worry, the products sold in your live broadcast room are all genuine. I used to clean windows every day like him, and then I did e-commerce and worked honestly for a long time but nothing improved. This shows that people like us who have no background and want to climb up can only take unconventional paths. You have the opportunity to change your destiny, so why give up? Do you want to be the one lying outside or the one sitting inside? Hello, family members. You are over 80 years old this year. My son went out to work and didn’t come back. My daughter is gone again. You have to play the victim to the audience. The contract your son signed for you contains a penalty for breach of contract. You can’t afford the penalty for breach of contract. Drink a sip of water and let’s continue broadcasting. Do you listen or not? Can you be obedient? Do you dare to pee ? Please help me. I’m too tired. Haven’t been pierced for too long? In this world, you either sit at the dining table or you are on the menu Teacher Ma, Manman failed all the exams this month. The lightning is a bit exaggerated , but what’s more exaggerated is that the parent signature on the test paper is not yours. Your handwriting can’t be so beautiful. I will definitely educate him well. The one who needs to be educated is how come you learned to cheat? Are you going to continue your studies ? At worst, I won’t go to school in the future. I’ll become an Internet celebrity. What kind of mess do you watch on the Internet every day ? I also want to seek benefits for my family. I hate you. Which bastard did you learn from? Hey , soon you will become the focus of the whole city together with this live broadcast base. I wish you all a big hit . Boss, this is the brand of our town, yes, but it is not produced by us. This is everyone’s hard work . They can’t damage our brand. We all act according to the contract . Let them do whatever they want. Let’s make it clear. Son, how did you pay the tuition? You have harmed us so much . It ‘s okay. Come and drink. Boss, you have to give an explanation. It was you who asked us to plant the seedlings in the back. How can we live? It’s because my aunt believed in your Dajiang that we can cooperate. He cheated us, yes. I put all my money in it, and even mortgaged our house. My wife is still waiting for the money for her medical treatment. I am sorry to everyone for the mistake that Dajiang made. Ah , Dajiang, Dajiang , I’m going to the hospital to find you. Please calm down and do n’t be impulsive. I’m going to Qin Tianlong to ask for an explanation. He must pay the price. Is there any misunderstanding? You can’t solve the problem this way. Then how can we solve the problem ? Teach me , you must know everything. Let’s call the police and expose him. Let’s go together, Dajiang. You will ruin the company like this, and I will be ruined by you. I’ve finally come to this day, and I don’t want to go back to the past. Aren’t we friends? I forgot that you two were in the same group. I hope that one day you can remember what your name is. For this shopping festival, Conscience Media has prepared a unique summit ceremony. 5,000 drones will light up the night sky at 11 o’clock tonight . A large number of elite anchors are preparing for the live broadcast at the branch venue at the foot of the mountain, which echoes the main venue at the top of the mountain. In addition, the rumor that Xiao Haimo and her boyfriend Zhou Dajiang broke up has made it even more direct. The popularity of the broadcast room has reached its peak. Welcome everyone to the first day of the first Yangxin Shopping Festival. Mr. Zhang and Mr. Chen thank the platform for its strong support so that we can successfully hold this shopping festival. Thank you, Mr. Qin. Now all the data panels show that our expected sales volume will be reached in 3 minutes. I will call my comrades to come in and celebrate. Hey, you two, have some fruit . The live countdown starts at 321. Hello, everyone. Welcome to the first Liang Shopping Festival. Hello, everyone. I am Brother Sausage. I am Xiao Mo. Brother Jiang and Xiao Hai Mo were introduced by me. They have a good relationship. Breaking up is just a rumor. They are really going to break up. Oh , wait a minute, why do you want to break up with me? Because you are too close to other women. Since you love to be jealous so much , this super value large barrel of white vinegar is only 12.9 yuan. Let you eat enough at once. Get in the car and blame me. I must break up with you today because this man is too rubbish. Rubbish should be packed in this 9.9 yuan garbage bag. It is economical, affordable , sturdy and durable. If you want it, buckle it. I was still thinking about bringing goods, baby, I was wrong . How can you get back together with me? Unless you buy me this Baixiang Orange Compound Juice, Baixiang Orange Compound Juice, fresh fruit finale, then we will go to the venue first to congratulate President Xin and sign the contract . Next is the highlight of the night. I believe that many friends are here for this agricultural product that we have announced before. This black pork sausage is also a product that President Qin of our Good Media values ​​very much. But now we want to tell President Qin that we will not sell it because this sausage is produced in a factory without any name and then re-branded. It is not from Taiping Town at all. Oh, I understand what you mean . You think the atmosphere is not warm enough. Come and see what’s going on . You are cheating consumers by selling inferior products as good ones . We want to ask President Qin of Good Media, where is your conscience? Daqiang, don’t worry. I’ve already arrived at the company. I will ask Tianlong clearly . Sister Haimo, can I talk to you about that? Lele, let’s talk later . Okay, then you go ahead and get busy. Sister Haimo, remember to keep smiling. Anchor, what do you think about this matter? I have already moved that meat processing factory. If there is any responsibility, just push it to the anchor. The company just needs to make a timely cut. The little Haimer can change his account but must stay. The company cannot be tied to an internet celebrity . Understand that night’s game. You are tied to Miss Yao, right? It’s all for the company . Don’t let the dwarf cat know . He is still useful . Okay, Lele, our company’s guy usually looks very optimistic and smiles when he sees everyone. Why did he suddenly lose his mind? He signed a anchor contract and could n’t afford the termination fee. I heard that he was depressed. I didn’t expect it . Hey, Mr. Qin, are you still here? You drank too much, right? I didn’t. Hahaha, hey, Mr. Chen, what are you loving? Let’s disperse quickly and find someone to clean up the scene and block the news. It’s really unlucky. Deal with it well and don’t take pictures. Sorry, we’re closed during the Xiang Shopping Festival . Let’s go to another store. One of my friends was killed by him. I don’t want to be a little devil anymore. I’ve been wrong for a long time. Now I want to be right once. Can you help me? Then we only have one chance. Mr. Qin, we don’t want to help you sell goods today. We just want to make you popular. What do you do for a living ? I, I, how can you bring out such negative news ? It has nothing to do with my surveillance . I’ve been watching for more than two months and nothing has happened. I’m just taking a day off. You’re still taking a day off, right? No, you can go and take a rest. Don’t do it . No, boss, get out. That’s not what I meant. What I meant was, if it weren’t for me , would you be cheated on? What? No, if it weren’t for me, would you know you were cheated on? No Yes, don’t touch me. He is making a fool of himself with me. See it. Can you really make me go away? Go away. We have been together for eight years. Eight years. Sorry, go away. You are worse than a beast. Qin Tianlong, I haven’t finished yet. I can’t give you a good face. You should run away earlier. It’s like an order. Your face is sorry. It’s not a performance. Don’t say anything about pretending. Keeping it real is my starting point. I am the biggest. Sorry, lend me your live broadcast room . Qin Tianlong, you are shameless and cheat on feelings and the public. You are not only a scumbag. Mr. Qin, pinch that for me too. What do security guards do? Security guards, move, what are you doing? Hey, this live broadcast room is also Turn it off and move on to the next one. I can accept everything. If I can’t accept it, I won’t be competitive. If I can’t take everything away, I’ll take a piece of land. For a place, we choose to bump our heads and bleed . There’s no time to heal the wound. For a place, we want to be wanderers. No one cares. There’s no purpose. We stand on the street. For a place, there are too many unreasonable rules. We all have to learn to accept them. For a place, there are too many things. We have to lose our tomorrow. Who will be more dazzling? Who will write poems in the world? Who will be carried one more time? For a place, we take risks side by side. Hand in hand, fist fighting. I won’t let this world down. Once again , la la la la la la la Many live broadcast rooms are ready. Let’s see how the effect is now. This matter made us make such a big fuss. Let’s see what the Internet says. Hey, it’s a product that we value very much. But now we want to say to President Qin, hey, what do they want to say to Qin Tianlong? It must be to thank Qin Tianlong. The evening party is full of routines . Even the two of us are um, enter the live broadcast room and are um, hey, Qingdengkong facing the moon and Qingtianlao. um, how come a live broadcast room crashes when you enter it? Hey, these two people are a bug, hahaha, they are here to make people laugh, no , they are masters , hey, remember, this is called flash in communication studies, they are playing a new way of hype, President Qin, don’t worry, our live broadcast has a delay, the audience can’t see anything , and the comments have been controlled. They are too young to play this with me. It’s their luck that they can become popular, and it’s your ability that makes them not popular. So can you control them and stop them from running around? I guess what you mean is, don’t guess. You haven’t guessed right once in all these years. You go and deal with them. In fact, I guessed right this time. It’s very popular. Even Little Hai Mo came to grab it. Thank you for your great help. You asked me to get to the point. You insisted on adding jokes. I just wanted to bring more laughter and touching moments to the audience. What is this? The drone show will end when it flies to the top of the mountain. The live broadcast to the main venue is controlled by the platform. Qin Tianlong can’t be turned off. How to get to our off-road club? This car is as easy to drive as a three-wheeled vehicle. Let
me introduce you to the car behind me . My car, my car, drive faster. Is that them? It’s them. What are you looking at me doing? Look at the road. Be careful. I can’t see it. Mr. Wang, go left, then right, and behind. Ouch , you look back. I can’t turn back. I got down. The battery is low. Isn’t it out of power? Is there anyone here? Someone come. I said it’s not this. What is it? I’m crazy about it just one question you got me can i get an answer i’m craving about it how do i get in here you two come on and hand over your phones as long as you publicly admit that what you said before was for hype i’ll continue to praise you i’m still suitable to be an ordinary person uh uh i, i’ll coax you i want to take the company public who am i doing this for do you think i’ll still believe you originally i was thinking of waiting for you to officially announce your breakup to give you a surprise baby don’t just think about yourself but we but i really don’t want to see you make mistakes like this those things those things can’t kill people i don’t think they’re poor they think the things i sell are dirty and the people below are very careful in doing things don’t worry no one is willing to go up there what is this I projected everything you just said on the screen. Those goods can’t kill people. I don’t think they are poor. They think the things I sell are dirty. Besides, the people below are very careful. Don’t worry, no one can find evidence. You two, run quickly. Hey , over there . Hey, hey, I’m here to help you. I’m Lele’s boyfriend. Count me in to deal with Qin Tianlong. Aren’t you afraid of retaliation? I didn’t dare to stand up until I saw you. I just wanted to prove that Lele didn’t love the wrong person. Hey, hey, the door is closed. There are security guards on both sides of the main venue. You can’t get in. What should we do? If you can take pictures of the evidence, I can project it on the big screen . Open the door. You’re still taking pictures, right? You still want to take pictures, right? Stop it. What on earth do you want to do? Open it, open it, open it. Remove the collar on the dog’s neck for me. No one moves. It’s all recorded. It’s all evidence . You can’t even deal with a dog. Mr. Qin ‘s previous footage was only seen by the audience in the venue. There is still a chance for this matter. Ah ah Ah, I didn’t mean it. Fuck, uh, uh, give me the microphone. Let go. Jin Lilong , you, you let Zhou Dajiang say that my live broadcast is on. I support you . The security guard collected the phones over there. Excuse me, which phone is it? It’s useless to grab it . There are 7 of them. They are all live. Turn on the live broadcast and see which one he wants to grab. Let him say it, let him say it, let him say it , let him say it, let him say it , let him say it, my love my love, Mr. Zhang, Mr. Chen, now the platform has to take measures to terminate the live broadcast. Listen to him, shut up. Little Haimo and I are not a couple at all. I don’t want to lie to people anymore . I can’t watch companies like Liang Media harm more people. In order to make money , you make and sell fake goods. The good sausages made by the villagers with great effort can’t be sold and can only rot at home. In order to make money, you sell fake health products and don’t even let the patients go. Dad, opium candy, this is not a fake medicine. If there is any harm, there is no way to sue. Dad, it’s pulmonary congestion caused by increased atrial pressure. Help him up and check his vital weight. Dajiang, am I going to die? Dad , in order to make money , you tell lies and deceive young people with dreams. Sister, you have worked hard today . Go home and have a rest. I will take care of the information. Are you still there, Mr. Qin, I like you the most among the signed anchors. Sister Haimo, can I talk to you, Lele, let’s talk later, okay, then you go to work first, sister, you said you have Will I be followed by many people one day ? I just wanted to work hard in your company, but in the end I was forced by you to jump off a building and commit suicide. What’s wrong with the boss ? You can’t do this . You can’t mess with my father and your daughter’s image like this. You have authorized us. What authorization ? What authorization? Oh , he is only 23 years old. You think about making money with traffic all day long , but behind the traffic are real people . How careful the common people should be to avoid being deceived by you. I believe there are many people like Qin Tianlong . You are watching this live broadcast now. You cheat the common people of their money , drive luxury cars and live in luxury houses. Do you really live a stable life like this ? Live streaming makes the world smaller and makes life better, but he should not become a hotbed for fraud by unscrupulous businessmen. People are doing it, and God is watching. Remember, fake will always be fake. It’s so boring, so boring, so boring. My buddy, this is my buddy. He almost became my father. One two three fourBrother -in-law, I’m so rude. Mr. Chen, Mr. Zhang, and Qin Tianlong, there’s something I need to talk to you about . What’s the matter? You ‘re slapping me in the face for the five social insurances and one housing fund. Well, although Zhou Dajiao doesn’t understand fashion at all , I firmly support Xiao Haimo. Live streaming must be based on trust. Mr. Qin , Mr. Qin, can you tell me what you think at this moment? No comment . No comment . Mr. Qin actually means that I don’t have any other meaning. I just have no comment. Police comrade , please take him away , take him away. Mr. Qin means to take me away. It is reported that the public security organs have taken criminal coercive measures against the criminal suspect Qin Moumou in accordance with the law . The companies involved in the case have both my and Xiao Haimo’s accounts permanently banned. We have given everything we have to compensate the losses of farmers and consumers. Then he never showed up on the Internet again. What are your plans in the future? Let’s take it one step at a time. This is the first time in the past few years that I don’t know what to do . I don’t know. Just keep going forward wherever the road leads you, and you will definitely have a bright future. I’m just an ordinary person. What’s wrong with being an ordinary person ? At most I can start over . Goodbye, Zhao Dajiang . Goodbye, Little Black Panther. Take care. What’s your name? Tang Weiyu. I said my name is Tang Weiyu. Come on, Tang Feihu. In the future, Chengxin Media will contribute to the better life of its customers with stricter product selection standards. Hello everyone, I’m Lele’s boyfriend, Lin Xiaolong. I will never forget everything Qin Tianlong did to Lele, so today in my live broadcast I will tell everyone all about Qin Tianlong’s sins. First of all, let’s take a look at some of the products in our live broadcast room. They are all in the small yellow car link below. I hope everyone can buy more of our Lele and Chengxin Media’s co-branded products . I hope he can live in our hearts forever. Come on 321 to link. My father is an ordinary person. I heard that you used to be an Internet celebrity. Now I am the promotion ambassador of Taiping Town handmade sausages . Come, come, come with me, welcome to the sausage culture festival in our town. Our folks can all live broadcast and sell goods. What he does is not ordinary at all. I admire him very much. Although my dad and sister Hai Mo are fake , after my dad’s unremitting pursuit in the past two years, he and Teacher Ma actually became real. Just spruce it up. You have a good sole. The first time you take a family portrait , be serious. Okay, just take a beautiful photo for you. Boss, try the clothes . I want to try this one . No problem. This one is very beautiful and suitable for you. Store manager, Xiao Liu, please ask them to try it. Help me take a look at this one . Come, look here, smile. Come on, three, two , one, let’s go. Mom , who else? Mom found a partner. Hey, he’s coming in a while. Let’s take a family portrait with us. Mom, this is too sudden. Manman can accept it. Find her a stepmother, why can’t you accept it? I’ll find you a stepfather. Accept it, accept it, as long as you are happy, isn’t it that uncle? Come on, call uncle, hello, uncle, hello

Roger “Sausage Guy” Zhou Dajiang (portrayed by Chang Yuan) unexpectedly becomes the center of a crisis PR storm when he’s handed the role of a stand-in—an unwitting cover—for his boss, ruthless CEO Qin Tianlong (Wang Yaoqing), embroiled in a scandal. This ploy thrusts him into a faux-romantic pairing with top-tier influencer Xia Haimo (Deng Jiajia), and together they step into the unpredictable arena of livestream entertainment.

With virtually zero social media savvy, Zhou bumbles through red carpet events, livestream “fails,” and awkward on-camera mishaps—each moment spawning both cringe-worthy chaos and heartfelt charm. His endearing authenticity becomes a breath of fresh air in the calculated world of online stardom.

Xia Haimo, the reigning livestream queen, guides this unlikely duo with her secret three-step formula: a makeover-first approach, stripping away vanity, and embracing genuine couple energy. Their chemistry—initially awkward—is caught between ad hoc marketing brilliance and spontaneous hilarity.

Under Qin’s PR strategy, their on-camera partnership is engineered to monopolize attention, but comedic friction abounds. From surprise bets with Zhou’s brothers to undercover saboteurs and Qin’s own blunders, the story erupts in one laugh-out-loud twist after another.

Beyond the laughs, the film peels back the layers of livestream culture: a mix of hype, public manipulation, and emotional vulnerabilities. Xia Haimo confronts her own identity crisis, realizing her rise was fueled by “toxic” dynamics, while Zhou’s sincerity becomes his superpower.

Directed by Yi Xiaoxing, the latest installation in his “life comedy” series, Life’s Red Opening draws on real-world influencer anecdotes, presenting a heartfelt call to “keep real” and “stay true” in a performative age . Boasting a powerhouse ensemble of comedy stars, the film welcomed audiences nationwide during the May 1 holiday and delivers both riotous laughter and meaningful reflection

一场危机公关事故，意外让“烤肠哥”周大江（常远 饰）成为人生新角色：他被迫顶替霸道总裁秦天龙（王耀庆 饰）澄清绯闻，同时与顶流网红小海茉（邓家佳 饰）组成“预制情侣”组合，意外踏入直播世界，爆笑与混乱不断上演 。

从直播间第一次站上红毯，到镜头前支支吾吾，周大江手忙脚乱却真实可爱——直播中“翻车翻盘”频频，让观众又怒又乐 。小海茉则从顶流红人变身“训练营教练”，教周大江三步破局公式：造型焕然、放下面子、制造CP感，成为最火情侣档 。

在幕后推手秦天龙的“爆款CP”操盘下，这对风马牛不相及的二人，从互相嫌弃到默契配合，从尴尬错误到“意外走红”，他们与营销团队在直播中掀起层层笑料：惊人操作、意外蹭热、兄弟下注、老板打压等桥段，笑点密集不止一桩 。

影片还呈现直播行业的“真假”生态：流量、包装、舆论……秦天龙、小海茉、周大江三人之间的关系也在流量博弈中演变复杂。小海茉逐渐迷失初心，因自我怀疑陷入“有毒关系”的困境；而周大江从迈入直播间的菜鸟蜕变为真诚与善良的代表 。

《人生开门红》导演易小星以“人生喜剧”系列新作之姿，用真实取材的网红故事揭开流量背后的假象，倡导“保持真实”（“keep real”）与“追求真实自我”的价值观 。整部电影爆笑连连，演员阵容强大，喜剧界大咖云集，让这个“五一档”充满欢笑与思考