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You don’t know how to live or die , how dare you meddle in my aunt’s affairs , living Bodhisattva bless you, living Bodhisattva bless you, living Bodhisattva bless you, open the door, open the door, the master is coming , master, you are here, master, master, the master is coming , look , master, please accept my bow. No, no, no, what kind of bow do you want to bow to? What does it have to do with me? If you want to bow, bow to the statue of Weituo. I’ll go and take the statue away now. Get up quickly, get up quickly, holy monk. I am blind and have offended the holy monk. Please forgive me, holy monk. No, no, yes , yes, holy monk, please save my Liang’er. If I hadn’t saved your son, I wouldn’t have come , right? It’s just that you drove me away yesterday, and I didn’t drink the wine and didn’t eat the meat . I was afraid I didn’t have the strength to catch the monster. I understand, Ah Qing is preparing the wine and food quickly. Yes, I will let the holy monk eat and drink his fill, right, right, all right, sister Chang’e, sister Chang’e , sister Chang’e , sister Chang’e, I miss you so much, sister Chang’e, I miss you so much, sister Chang’e, I really miss you so much . Aren’t you here? Who are you? I am your monk grandpa. Can you see who I am? You stinky monk, how dare you ruin my aunt’s good deeds? Stinky monk, I have no grudge against you, why do you want to ruin my good deeds? Did a donkey kick your head? Your good deeds almost became someone else’s funeral . I, the monk, will take care of this matter. Stop talking nonsense and let you taste my aunt’s power. It makes my eyes dazzled. I thought you were very capable, but with your mediocre skills , I think your death date has come today . Amitabha, the dragon is here. The day is almost dawn and it should all be gone. Have a sip to celebrate. Be gentle, be gentle, my son, please help me quickly, don’t be nervous. What is this leg-stretching and eye-glaring pill ? There is only one in this store , no other. Can this be eaten? Why can’t it be eaten ? If it weren’t for saving people, I wouldn’t do such a losing business. This is this, this , Liang’er , father and child, Liang’er, father and mother , Liang, you’ve woken up. I seem to have had a dream , silly child, you almost lost your life Bao , quickly, kowtow to the holy monk to thank him for saving your life. Come on, come on, come on, thank the holy monk. Forget it , monk. I am most afraid of those red tape and clichés in my life. Get up, get up , get up, Chen Liang, do you know your mistakes? I am ignorant and don’t know where I am wrong. Your brain is filled with water. There is a saying that if there is no evil in your heart, you are not afraid of ghosts. If your heart is righteous , why would you be afraid of those evil spirits harassing you ? Demons come from the heart. You should understand this principle. I know my mistakes. In the future, I will study hard , be filial to my parents , and be a useful person. I feel relieved . A child is teachable . Holy monk, you just drove the monster away. What if the monster comes back again ? What should we do ? Don’t worry, leave it to me. Om , ni ba mi mu. Okay, okay , then why can’t we see anything? You are not a monster, of course you can’t see anything. Holy monk, you are so kind and virtuous. I don’t know how to repay you. How did you get into this state? I will definitely not be able to explain if I take you back. Holy monk, please Don’t worry, I will definitely help him restore the golden body of this Vimalakirti statue. In addition, I will also find someone to remake a more magnificent Buddha statue and send it to your temple to worship Amitabha. Mr. Chen, you should accumulate more good karma, and your descendants will surely be blessed in the future. Ah Qing , come here, come here, this is a little gift I prepared specially for you, don’t refuse it no matter what. I won’t accept so much money from the monk. It’s better to do everything according to the instructions of the holy monk, Amitabha. And come here, remember my words, monk. I remember them, remember them , don’t forget them. You are really a living Bodhisattva. Liang’er said that he wanted you to remember his words. Remember what? I understand. Junior sister, senior brother, junior sister, why did you become like this? Senior brother, my inner elixir was taken away by a monk. What? The inner elixir disappeared. No wonder you showed your true form. Fortunately, I happened to pass by here and saw that you showed your true form , so I used magic to heal you, but this is only temporary. Tell me who is so bold. The one who dared to snatch your inner elixir was that stinky monk. I knocked him to the ground. I didn’t expect that his soul would leave his body and injure me. But I have seen clearly that he is a golden arhat. Oh, and there is a golden dragon coiled on his body. What is that? The arhat with a golden dragon coiled around his body. The arhat subduing the dragon arhat subduing the dragon arhat. That’s right. If it is really him, Junior Sister , if you want to take back your inner elixir, it will be troublesome. Senior Brother, both the immortals and the demons know about your might. Can’t we, my brother and I, defeat him even if we join forces? Junior Sister, even if we add four people, we are still not his opponents. In my opinion, only by asking the cave master to come out can we defeat him. Is he really that powerful? So we can only outsmart Junior Sister. Let’s go and find out which temple this stinky monk is staying in. Junior Sister, did you see that monk? He is in Lingyin Temple. This stinky monk actually dared to steal my inner elixir. I must kill him. It’s a headache for me to copy scriptures. If I copy scriptures , I will have no food to eat. Every word you write is really harmful to others. You’re talking about causing great harm to people. This fox bead is powerful enough. If I wasn’t here to prevent a vixen like you from harming others, would I need to lock you up in this Great Compassion Tower? In fact, there’s no point keeping you in the world. I might as well break your inner elixir to prevent you from causing harm to the world. Wait, don’t snatch it from the stinky monk . Give me back the inner elixir. What? This is a vixen. Are you a vixen? Are you a vixen? Vixen, vixen, vixen, vixen, vixen, vixen, vixen It’s probably okay if you do n’t say anything. Okay, if it doesn’t work, I’ll give it back to you . What should I do if you hurt others again ? See? If you do n’t return the inner elixir to me, I will tear you apart. No , give it back to me, give it back to me , no, no, no, give it to me , stinky monk, I still have some here, I’ll tear it apart. No, I’ll tear it apart, no, I’ll tear it apart, no, I’ll tear it apart, no, I’ll tear it apart, no, I’ll tear it apart, no, I’ll tear it apart, no, stop. Okay , I surrender to you. I’ll give it back to you, junior sister , go away, vixen, God is merciful , monk. I ‘ll give you a chance, so you can return to the mountains to practice. I hope that one day you can achieve the right result. Amitabha, oh , thank you, senior brother, for saving me, otherwise Bai Ling might really show her true form this time. Junior sister, this may be your calamity. There are too many right and wrongs in the world. Let’s retreat to the forest as soon as possible and concentrate on practicing, senior brother, I think Go meet someone, meet someone. Who is Master Chen ? To be honest with you, I ‘ve fallen in love with him during the time I’ve been with him. No , junior sister, you also know that humans and demons have different paths , and there’s no way that the two of you can have a future. Besides , you also know how much I’ve done for you, senior brother, and Bai Ling. Bai Ling won’t dare to forget it , but I’ve made up my mind . Let’s meet again later. Junior sister, junior sister , Bai Ling, when will you know how I feel about you? What’s going on this time? Why do I always get beaten back ? You stinky monk, you’ve ruined my affairs time and again? I’ll never be at peace until you die. I’ll go back to the Hell Valley to get the Samadhi Yin Fire. I don’t care if you’re the incarnation of an arhat or the reincarnation of a venerable. I’ll burn you to death alive, stinky monk. You’re asking for your own death. Don’t blame me when you get to the King of Hell’s Palace . Ha, it’s on fire . The Great Compassion Building is on fire. Someone, come here. The Great Compassion Building is on fire. Someone, come here. Book of Thousand Words, look at it quickly . It ‘s such a big fire . There are all important metals in it. What should I do? What should I do? What should I do? What are you still standing there for ? Put out the fire quickly. Put out the fire quickly. Put out the fire quickly. Put out the fire quickly. Put out the fire quickly. Put out the fire quickly. Hurry up, hurry up. Water over there , over there quickly. Come here quickly. Hurry up, you two, go over there. Wow, why is the fire getting bigger? Biqing , Biqing , what’s going on? It’s such a big fire. I don’t know. It might be that Uncle Dao Ji fell asleep while drawing scriptures in there, and knocked over the candlelight and lamp oil. That’s why it happened again. Dao Ji . Where is Dao Ji? I don’t know. He might not be still in there, is he? Dao Ji, Dao Ji, where are you ? Are you in there? Who are you telling? Dao Ji countdown, countdown , wow, the pearl given by heaven , uncle Jinzi , uncle Jinzi, uncle Jinzi, uncle Jinzi, I know there was a fire in the Dabei Tower last night. Please help put out the fire. Stop. How did this fire burn? How did this fire burn so cleanly? Do you think it is a ghost fire? What kind of ghost fire is it? Ghost fire, ghost fire, what ‘s going on ? What’s going on? Am I dreaming? Right? How could it burn so cleanly? Where is Zhao Ji’s body? It ‘s terrible. If Fang Zhou comes back, how can I explain to him? Wow , it’s horrible. What’s going on ? What’s going on? This is this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this,
this , this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this , this, this, sleeping on it, on it, what did he say? He meant that uncle Dao Ji is not dead yet , oh, it’s good that he is not dead yet. It means he’s still alive. Next time, say it more smoothly. Yes, yes, yes. Hurry up . Hurry up. Hurry up. Hurry up. Hurry up. Hurry up . Hurry up. Hurry up. Hurry up. Hurry up . Hurry up. Hurry up. Hurry up.
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the master can help me move this sack, then the wine money will be mine. How can it be so cheap ? Why don’t you take me with you ? Oh , wow, the wine is here . Okay , master, where is the bag over there? Oh, come on, what’s in it? These are all the wild game my husband brought back from the mountains. Did he hunt foxes, wolves, etc. How is it possible ? Oh, we are going to sell these to customers. They are all small wild boars and pheasants . Come on, master, have a look. They ‘re bloody. I don’t want to see it. I don’t want to see it. Come on, okay , junior sister, how are you ? That’s great. Look at me, hahaha. Who is me, Biqing ? Wait a minute, come in. What’s wrong, uncle? These are the lotus seeds I just picked from the West Lake. I made a bowl for you to taste. Just one bowl, two bowls next time. Otherwise, use a bigger bowl. But, Biqing, you’re getting better and better behaved now . This is as it should be. Uncle Jianci, you’ve been busy running around for this temple, left and right, up and down, in and out. You’re exhausted. If Biqing doesn’t care about you, who will? And what about Biqing? I’d also like to ask the uncle abbot to take care of yourself , otherwise someone is thinking about the position of abbot. You’re talking about fighting skills. You see, he’s usually crazy and he’s very scheming. He’s the only one in this temple who dares to go against you, and even you know it . Even a three-year-old child can see it. I don’t know if this Dao Ji had a grudge with him in his previous life . Ever since he took the abbot as his master, he has been going against me everywhere and venting his anger on me. He is so angry that he has exposed my secrets. You have to find a way to drive him away. Do n’t you have a chance to drive him away now? God is really helping me this time. Ten thousand taels. If he can spend ten thousand taels and come back to me within a month, I , the abbot, will let him do it. Hi, it’s impossible. If he can really draw ten thousand taels, then I, Biqing, will crawl like a dog and go around the whole temple and call me three times, “Ten thousand taels, please be stronger. ” Hmm , stinky monk, let me see if you are still so arrogant. Don’t be so arrogant , junior sister. What’s wrong? I seem to hear him talking. How is this possible? Anyone who has been collected by my Qiankun bag will never wake up. I think you are bragging, senior brother , senior brother, senior brother, did you also hear him talking ? He shouldn’t speak, junior sister, the night is too long and there are too many dreams . Let’s quickly deal with him. Okay, god , you two actually followed the monk. I really want to suck my vitality. Only if you die will you die. Monk, I was just taking a nap. Your rotten cloth bag stinks to death. I’m dead. Wouldn’t you be infamous in there for eternity ? It turns out you’ve been teasing us all along. If it weren’t for the fact that Lingyin Temple once saved you, would I have returned the inner elixir to you so easily? Lingyin Temple saved me . A fox is a fox, and wild game is wild game. It’s not easy for you to practice, but you can come to Lingyin Temple and be blessed by the Buddha’s light to avoid the thunder tribulation. It’s fate that you can enter Lingyin Temple and be considered a part of Lingyin Temple. Ami, how do you know all this? There are things in this world that you can’t think of , but I can’t do them. If it weren’t for that little bit of fate , I would have accepted you long ago. Junior sister, don’t listen to his nonsense , stinky monk. Bai Ling and I have also practiced Taoism for thousands of years. Can you accept us just because you want to? You want to join forces to deal with me again. Explain the matter clearly, junior sister , have you forgotten how he humiliated you in the Chen family? Yeah, you ‘re here again, senior brother, are you okay? We can’t beat him, but will he come again? Junior sister, leave, your uncle is back so soon, did he spend the money? I’ve only been out for a few days, so how could I have spent so much money to come back? Then why did you come back ? Why did you have to beat me to wake you up? There’s already a crazy monk in the temple. If there’s another stupid monk , wouldn’t that be bad? Why did I ask you if I’m from the temple? Of course not. What did you say? Of course I am. Then what’s the problem with my survival? Besides, I’ve been running around outside these few days, and I haven’t had enough drink or sleep. Of course I have to come back to have a good rest and a good sleep. Abbot Dao Ji , you’re back , Xiao Ji, why did you get into trouble as soon as I was away? Tell me the truth, did you burn down the Great Compassion Tower ? If it wasn’t Dao Ji who burned down the Great Compassion Tower, why would he be willing to go out and spend 10,000 taels to come back? It ‘s still within a month, and there’s nothing we can do about it. If we don’t spend some money and come back early, where will all the scriptures be placed ? Oh, how much did you spend these few days? We won’t have any money when we come back. So, I have to come back to have a good rest so that I can have the strength and energy to beg for alms tomorrow. Abbot , you heard it with your own ears. If Dao Ji can’t collect 10,000 taels in a month, don’t blame me, his senior brother, for driving him out of the mountain gate . Huh, brother, you’ve been healing your wounds for several days, but you didn’t expect that there’s no improvement. I didn’t expect that stinky monk to have such profound magical powers that my soul was almost shaken apart by him. Junior sister , if it weren’t for your help, I’m afraid my true form would have been revealed. Brother, please be patient. I’ll help you find the master. Junior sister, I’ve never wanted to trouble the master, but this time I really have to trouble the master to heal my wounds. I will definitely find a chance to come back for revenge. Goodbye, hmm, ha ha ha ha ha ha Ha , excuse me, the rich will have a home. Amitabha, it’s all the same, it’s all the same, misunderstanding . Uncle Biqing Jiezi, please go over for a moment. Uh, haha, no need. You asked for it, please ask for it. How dare you , Ji Dian, rob the temple’s incense money? I don’t have any. I also work for the temple. Do you want to copy scriptures again ? You, you, the fox demon Lu Dongbin doesn’t know the kindness of a good person. Oh, I actually gave him a lot . He really has a way . Put it back quickly. What’s the matter ? Uncle Jinzi will be here soon. Dao Ji , hurry up , can you be a little quieter ? Wow, abbot, this Dao Ji is so hateful . I have been patient again and again , but I can’t bear it anymore. So please ask the abbot to judge this. Why do you want me to judge ? This Dao Ji burned down the Great Compassion Tower before. He said he was willing to spend 10,000 taels to come back and rebuild it. At that time, all the brothers and sisters heard it. Yes, yes, yes, and he said that if he couldn’t come back with 10,000 taels, he would be punished and expelled from the mountain gate. Now a month has passed and he has no money, so he asked the abbot to do justice. Dao Ji, you really didn’t draw it. If I didn’t draw it, then it wasn’t my fault. But if I couldn’t draw it, it wasn’t my fault . Then you have nothing to say about being expelled from the mountain gate. Master, I can’t help you either. Dao Ji, please pack up and leave Lingyin Temple. Well, I’ll go out for a walk and come back another day. What do you mean by come back another day ? Are you crazy? You can never set foot in Lingyin Temple again in this life, for eternity. What, my good brother, there is no monk in the world without a temple . I’m alone outside. Look at all my belongings. My only belongings are this tattered monk’s robe, a tattered monk’s hat, and a rotten sunflower fan. Do you really have the heart to leave me outside alone to starve to death or freeze to death? That’s your own business. How can a monk say such things? Are you really not going to keep me? Wang Zha, you’re not going to keep me either, Wang Liang, I see, abbot . I’m the supervisor of Lingyin Temple . If rewards and punishments are not clear, how can I manage other people in the temple in the future? Well, I’m a member of Lingyin Temple in life, and a ghost of Lingyin Temple in death. I’m going to jump into the well and commit suicide right now . I’m going to jump into the well to chase Xuexue. I didn’t expect that you would be my last shelter. Jumping into a well is really troublesome . If you jump in with your feet first, you ‘re afraid that you won’t die after soaking in the water for a long time. You say you jump in with your head first, but you’re afraid that you’ll hit the well. There’s such a big bump on the bottom, it’s ugly. Isn’t that horizontal? My uncle Dao Ji, uncle Dao Ji, you can’t die. You can’t die . Don’t pull me. Don’t pull me. You ca n’t die . You can’t die. Don’t come out. Come out. You can’t die. You can’t die. You can’t die. You can’t die. I want to see the emergency doctor. I want His Majesty to seal the forbidden hall. This well was dug by the master who founded the temple. How dare you offend me ? How could this happen? I decided not to jump. Now you owe me a favor. You have to help me in the future. Keating, did you hear what I said? No, I’m not deaf. You were so loud that Chang’e heard it. You want to commit suicide. It has nothing to do with what we mean. Leave now, leave now, leave now. No no
no no no no no Leave now, wow, Amitabha, Amitabha. Even the Buddha can’t save you now . Get out of here right now . Even if you want to leave, you have to wait until tonight. Didn’t I tell you one month? Even if it expires today, I have the right to finish dinner before leaving. You still want to have dinner. Didn’t I explain it clearly? Haven’t you heard that one should die with a full stomach? Oh , you, you, what’s wrong with you? Amitabha, Amitabha said , just let him finish his last supper. Okay, have mercy on me, I will let you finish dinner before getting out. You don’t know what will happen tomorrow. What are you worrying about? Oh, Amitabha , Amitabha, what’s wrong with you? That word is on your head and on my head, they all saw it. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes , what’s the matter, abbot? Three officials have come to the temple and specifically want to see the living Buddha. Living Buddha, yes, living Buddha, this is you . Amitabha , Amitabha. The three donors are my surname is Chen. The two are Li and Zhang. I purify myself and worship Buddha every day. I came here not to burn incense , but to find a living Buddha and holy monk. Three officials, is the holy monk you are looking for the abbot, Master Guangliang ? Uh , no , then which master are you looking for ? Uh, a holy monk named Dao Ji, Dao Dao Ji, Lihua is calling Dao Ji over. Master, there’s no need to call the monk . I’m here. Abbot, please accept my greetings. Please stand up. Three donors, no need to be polite. Holy monk, this is 5,000 taels of silver donated by me to you. This is 3,000 taels donated by my disciple. This is 2,000 taels donated by my disciple. Together, it makes exactly 10,000 taels. Haha, the three donors must be very tired after coming from afar to donate silver. Please go to the meditation room behind us and take a rest first. Biqing, make three cups of the best Buddhist tea. Come here slowly. Junior Brother Huang, why are you waiting? What about the donations of the three donors? Thank you very much, it’s just I have been kicked out of the mountain gate by my senior brother who is the abbot, and now I am no longer a member of Lingyin Temple. In that case, then this old man and the two officials will give out more money and raise donations for the holy monk to find another secluded place for him to build another temple. My good junior brother, why are you so angry? You are the savior of our Lingyin Temple. Whoever wants to kick you out, I will kick him out immediately. Isn’t that Biqing , Biqing ? Isn’t it you, I, I, I , I, I, I, I all did what you told me to do. I was extremely respectful to you. I am really wronged. Then who is it, come out, who is it? I am getting better . Abbot Fang Liang, just now, Master, I seemed to have heard that it was you who wanted to kick Dao Ji out. How dare I, your disciple? Who wants to kick Dao Ji out? He is a puppy. I call him woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof Okay, Dao Ji, why don’t you hurry up, please ask the three donors to go to the back to have tea? The three donors, please ask the two officials. Why did you have to name uncle Dao Ji before you were willing to donate these silver taels ? I donated the silver taels because my elderly mother has suffered from eye disease for more than 20 years. Fortunately, Mr. Chen invited the holy monk to cure the disease, which helped my mother see again. Guangming , I’m here because my wife has a tumor on her back and she ‘s in great pain. It was also because Mr. Chen invited a holy monk to remove the tumor with his skillful hands, so I came here to fulfill my vow to Xie Jigong Living Buddha. As for the newly built Great Compassion Building, I hope it will be exactly the same as the old one, but I’d like to make some minor changes to the internal structure, for example the corridor. I hope it will be a little more spacious so that people won’t bump into each other when they walk. It’s specially designed for you. Our monitoring uncle is very slim now. No, no, no, narrower . You should be narrower, wider, narrower, wider, narrower , wider, narrower. I’m the abbot. Wider . Okay, next topic. As for the plaque, I’m going to write the inscription myself and then hang it up. You wrote the inscription too. I raised the money , so
why can’t I raise funds ? Yes , yes, yes, but hey, it’s not because of what I said that you’re still brooding over it, right? Which sentence ? Didn’t you say that if I touch the money and come back, you’ll give me the seat of the abbot? When did I say that? If I said that, you’d pretend to be a dog and bark. Bark, bark, bark, bark. Have you heard of that? Fortunately, you said to pretend to be a dog. If you said to pretend to be a pig, then That ‘s the sound of my snoring. And you , didn’t you say that if I could spend 10,000 taels and come back, you would pretend to be a dog and bark three times around Lingyin Temple? Do you know how I know ? Don’t think that only you and he know. You should know that God knows, the earth knows, and I know. But I have no interest in supervising the temple. As for pretending to bark, I heard it again in the temple just now. It’s not surprising, not surprising. Thank you, Uncle Dao Ji. Thank you, Uncle, Junior Brother, you are really kind-hearted. But , but what? Recently, there is a severe shortage of wood in Lin’an City. Even if you have silver, you can’t buy wood. If you take this silver to other places to buy, you are afraid that it will not be enough . Brother, you mean to ask me to draw some more wood, right? You can draw this 10,000 taels. This piece of wood is not difficult, not difficult, not difficult. Well, then I will trouble you to draw the wood. Well, well, it took one month to draw this 10,000 taels . This wood should not take long, right? I don’t know how many days you want as the deadline. Oh, I see. What you mean is that if I can’t draw the wood within 7 breaths, you will bite me in front of the kite again. Then take back my loan. One step, then You’ll kick me out later , right? Right, right, right. How could that happen ? I’ll give you a time limit. If I can’t turn it back into wood within ten days, then you’ll kick me out. This time I volunteered, seriously , seriously. It’s a deal. But if you can’t turn it back into wood by then , don’t blame me, your senior brother, for not thinking of our friendship. But , if I can turn it back into wood, then so what? It’s said that rewards and punishments should be clear . You said the punishment, and what about the reward? I’ll kowtow three times to you, and I’ll never go back on my word. Okay, when I get the wood back, don’t blame me for not thinking of our friendship. But you have to draw it to 4 miles. What? Of course, it only counts if you draw it to 4 miles. Okay , if you go back on your word and ca n’t do it, just wait and see. Biqi, you’re getting smarter and smarter. Even if he has the ability to turn the wood, he doesn’t have the money to transport it from the mountain to the foot of the mountain, let alone the money to transport it from the foot of the mountain back to Lingyin Temple for cockfighting. I wonder if you have any extraordinary abilities. Why are you laughing so happily? If he really draws wood, you’re done. Is it really possible? Senior brother, please come to see the cave master. What’s going on ? Cave master, senior brother is seriously injured and will soon reveal his true form. Cave master, please save me. You two are demons who have practiced for thousands of years. How could you be injured by someone? He is a monk, he should be the reincarnation of the demon-conquering Arhat. I was injured by the Arhat’s Heaven-Flipping Seal. Cave master , please save me. Senior brother, don’t worry. Since you have come to my place, I guarantee you will be fine. Thank you, cave master. That monk lives in Lingyin Temple and his Buddhist name is Dao Ji . People outside call him the Holy Monk. I already know about this . Princess, what is this? This is the Netherworld Water. Even a Daluo immortal who drinks this Netherworld Water will be doomed. You try to drink it and see if you can cure him. I will do it right away . Wait, does the cave master have any other instructions ? Bai Ling, your master sees that you are trapped in a love net. Don’t talk about love in the world . Don’t forget that people in the world are ungrateful and greedy. If you fall in love with someone, it will undoubtedly destroy your foundation of Taoism and your future. Do you understand? Good morning, fellow brothers and sisters. Now, let’s start doing morning exercises. Everyone, lift the buckets, put them down, lift them up again, and put them down again . Let’s get ready. Bai Riyi Life is free from worries and nothing to do. Spend the spring and autumn in restaurants and boats. The Buddha stays in his heart. I only cultivate my mind and not my mouth. Come on. I can sing, I can show off, I can also take turns and continue. I am strong but gentle. Everyone bows down to worship the country. The Buddhas have seen all the joys and sorrows of the world. Sighing foolishly, they are free to laugh and talk without feeling the worries of the world . The sun sets behind the mountains. The sun sets behind the mountains. The sun sets behind the mountains. Let’s go, walk , walk, walk, walk, walk . If you want to see a thousand miles away, you can see a thousand miles away. Turn around. Where did the people go ? Oh, they all think this is too uncreative, so they all went to fetch water and practice. It’s impossible. Mine is very creative , but forget it. I’ll think of a new one next time. By the way, Biqi, do you think the memorial service will be able to complete the task on schedule this time? No way. If he completes it on schedule, we will be in trouble. Have you forgotten that you said that if Dao Ji completes it on schedule, you will kowtow to him three times in front of everyone in the temple ? Did I say such a thing? Did I say it with my mouth? So we can’t let him complete it. You are absolutely right. Although rebuilding the Great Compassion Building is very important and urgent , for the sake of my face, I will never allow him to dig up the wood. By the way, my breakfast is ready. Is it? Uh, the morning class is not over yet. How many times have I told you that I will eat a meal first and then eat a meal after they come back and finish the morning class. Look at my figure . Eight meals are not enough. Good, good, for your figure , I have prepared breakfast a long time ago. Uncle, please dare to hit my head. Taoist uncles never hit me. Don’t let me seize the opportunity , otherwise I will definitely beg for it back. Come on , we can’t live this life . What are we going to eat? Dear donors , you have work but don’t do it. You sit here sighing. Why on earth are you doing this? Master, you don’t know that some troubles are self-inflicted . How can people who are fine have troubles? Master, you are a cultivator. The six senses are pure , of course you have no troubles. You are not like us. We make a living by chopping firewood. Without firewood, eating is a problem , right? You said you are extraordinary, but that’s fake. You are not kidding, right? There are trees all over the mountain. How can there be no firewood to chop? Master, you don’t know that these trees all over the mountain belong to Qian Ruming, Mr. Qian. You chop down a tree of his and he chop down a leg of yours. If you don’t believe me, come and see Okay, look at this notice . Anyone who cuts down trees or steals firewood will have one leg chopped off. Wow, it’s understandable that cutting down trees is not allowed. Even picking up fallen branches on the ground is not allowed. This is really too much. Master, you don’t know this. Master Ruming is a miser. His family has a lot of money , but they just lack a son. Last year, his family was going to have a son, so they were kind enough to let us go up the mountain to cut some firewood. That would have been a good thing. Who knew that his wife gave birth to a daughter? He got angry and posted a notice not to let us cut firewood . Oh, so that’s how it is, so that’s how it is, so that’s how it is , so that’s how it is, so that’s how it is, so that’s how it is, so that’s how it is So that ‘s how it is. So that’s how it is. So that’s how it is . So that’s how it is. You monk have the guts to cut down our Master Qian’s tree. Go, go, go, go . I’m leaving. Thank you, thank you, thank you , thank you, thank you, thank you. Okay, okay, okay, okay, I have another daughter. She already weighs 4,000 kilograms. Can’t you see the hall full of guests? How disgraceful ! Master, help me. So it’s this monk. Master is hungry. Go get some food for the master. Go , go , go, go, report to the master . This monk has the guts to ignore the master’s notice and cut down our tree. So that’s how it is. Master monk cut down my tree. No , no, no, I didn’t. I just touched them lightly. And I didn’t cut it off . No, no , no, okay. Huang Er is bringing an axe. What are you doing with the axe? Master, Wang Er, take the axe and chop his left leg a few times. Remember, don’t cut it off. Are you kidding me, madam ? Oh , something bad has happened to the master . Something bad has happened. Just now, when madam was helping the 4,000 gold nurse, she suddenly felt a sharp pain in her foot. Madam said it was like being hit by an axe. Go over and have a look. Fortunately, it was just a touch. If it was cut off, the consequences would be disastrous. I think my madam has gout during the confinement period . Oh, it’s okay, it’s okay, my son , chop his right leg a few more times and see if it comes again. No, this is terrible. It hurts . This is serious . It might bleed . Oh, something bad has happened to the master. Madam, I don’t know why there is a knife mark on his other leg and it’s bleeding. Go and have a look. You don’t have to go. He has come to find you. He is here. Master , master, madam, madam, this, this, master , Xiaolan just told me that you were in the lobby. Master, your daughter is one month old today . How can you harm a monk? Isn’t this a sin? My son is here. Put it away quickly. Put it away. It’s the master , the master, the master , the master , let him come in, come in, come in, come in, the master and this one Shang, he has no ill intentions, so just forgive him. Yes, thank you, thank you, thank you. I was just joking with Master today. Wow, if you have to chop off your legs for a joke , then you should chop off your head if you’re not joking. No, master, no, master, I was really just joking with you . How about this? Otherwise , I’ll reward you with one or two taels of silver . I don’t want it. I want to ask you for some wood . Master, I don’t know how much wood you want . Let’s put it this way. Just give me as much as my monk’s robe can wrap. Master, how many pieces of wood can your clothes wrap? It’s better to ask the master for more silver . Master, what do you think? I’ll give you as much wood as your monk’s robe can wrap. This is what you said and I said . The guests present all heard it, and they can all testify to it. Okay, okay, Master, are you satisfied? Satisfied, satisfied? But I want you to go with me, so that you won’t regret it later. I regret it. Okay, Master, I’ll go with you today. I want to see how much wood your monk’s robe can wrap. Right , look over here. This one won’t work either. Master, do you have any wood you like? No , monk, I’m here again. How come everything ‘s fine? It’s okay, Master. I haven’t found one that suits you yet. How about this, Master? You see, twist your monk’s robe into a rope. I’ll give you as much as you can tie. Since you’re telling the truth, I’ll wrap less. I really thought Qian Ruming really valued money more than his life. I didn’t expect you to have a little bit of temperament. Is this master crazy? How much wood can his clothes wrap ? Is this crazy monk stupid now? Open your eyes and watch the show, brother, why don’t you come to help? Amitabha, Yang Long, why did you call all of us brothers here? Do me a favor and wrap the east side of the forest and leave the master to him. No problem, how did this clothes become so big ? Isn’t it going to strip off a lot of my wood? My trees, my wood, I will never let you go, my trees, my wood, shake to Grandma’s Bridge , Grandma called me, it’s all over, Sugar baby, what is the child doing here with sugar coating ? Take it away, take it away, go, go, go, go, go, go , go, yes, Miss, go, go, what’s wrong with you? I can’t die. I just feel sorry for my property. Aren’t those just a few trees? You said it so easily. Do you know how much of my property that monk took away with that monk’s robe? As long as the wood is preserved, there will be no need for firewood. Do you know how much wood is worth? You and I have not even had a son yet, but we donate money to the temple all day long . I think all this money is wasted. Master , please go out too. My head hurts so much. I’m leaving . I’ve been following this stinky monk all the way. It turns out he came here to beg for wood. I will never let him succeed. Disciple Qian Ruming pays homage to Guanyin Bodhisattva. Qian Ruming , because your ancestors closed the mountains and cultivated forests, the trees provided shade and made a fortune , which made your Qian family rich . Today you invited an evil monk to the mountain to cut down trees. Do you know that those trees are Feng Shui trees? Cutting down those trees will also destroy the Feng Shui of your family. I am guilty, I am guilty , but that evil monk is very skilled in martial arts. I am no match for him. I beg Guanyin Bodhisattva to help me subdue that evil monk . Amitabha, my Buddha has mercy on me. How can I kill without reason? Don’t worry. You see, this evil monk does not care about meat or vegetables. He is not a cultivator. He loves drinking the most. If you drop the water in this bottle into his wine and let him drink it , you will be able to subdue him. Thank you, Guanyin Bodhisattva. Thank you, Guanyin Bodhisattva, ha ha ha. I, Qian Ruming , am fortunate enough to see Guanyin Bodhisattva with my own eyes in this life. The Bodhisattva appeared and must help me subdue the evil monk. Master didn’t prepare vegetarian dishes for you. I heard that you do not care about meat or vegetables. Please use them, please use them, please use them. Master, there is something I don’t understand and want to ask you. You said that your monk’s robes can cover such a large forest. May I ask what you want to do with all that wood ? I need 368 pieces of wood to rebuild the Great Compassion Building. So I will return the extra to you , but you have to allow those woodcutters to continue cutting wood for a living so that they can have a good life. I see . Well , well, well, Master, please, please, please , come and have a drink. Drinking is not enough for you. Let ‘s exchange this . Master, you have a good alcohol tolerance. Master, you have a good appetite . Haven’t you heard that even after I finish this meal, I die ? What should I do? Come on , eat, eat, Master, you are really joking. How can that be possible? Look, Master, you are in such good health . No way . By the way, Master, I would like to ask, when can the monk’s robe that you buried in my mountain be taken away? Just find someone with more magical powers than me to take it back, right? Oh, Master , come on, it’s okay, it’s okay , you continue. I ‘m fine. Master, are you okay? It seems that there are toxins in my body that I can’t get rid of. Oh, it’s poisonous. I know that this wine is poisonous. You, you, you are dead. What should I do? I only asked the Bodhisattva to subdue him with wine. I didn’t expect that this, this, this wine is poisonous. What should I do? This, this, this, this , I just don’t know how to make this monk drink the netherworld water I didn’t expect you to help me so much. I really want to thank you. Thank you very much. You are not Guanyin Bodhisattva, you are a monster. You, Qiao Rumin , be it a monster or Buddha, do you know how many creatures in the forest you will save by doing this? This is also to help you accumulate some good karma. Do you understand? I tell you, find someone to bury this stinky monk for me right now. Remember to bury it upside down. Put his feet upwards , so that he will never be reborn. Also , stick these three talismans on his feet, waist, and forehead respectively. Remember this, I can’t , I can’t , I can’t. If you don’t do as I say, I will bury you first. I’ll do as I say, I’ll do as I say . No, no, no, fairy, if I do everything as I say , when can you take away the monk’s robe that seals the mountain? Your stinky monk is already dead , and his magic power will naturally disappear. This fairy will help you take it away. Amitabha , Amitabha , Amitabha. I, Qian Ruming, have never killed anyone in my life. I only beg this fairy to settle it. Amitabha, Master, don’t blame me , it wasn’t me who killed you, I dare not harm you. If you want to find someone, find that monster. It was he who killed you with poisoned wine. Come on, come on, bury him quickly , quickly, thief head, don’t bury the thief head. Thief head, thief head, come on, Master, go to heaven, I tore up your tattered monk’s robe, how could this happen? ah oh oh oh oh oh oh Oh, Master , you, you actually killed someone. I am not the fairy who asked Qian Ruming to give me money. You buried me like this and covered me with talismans to make me never reincarnate. Master, how could you do such a wicked thing ? Master, Master, I see that you are already dead. I feel very uncomfortable. Master, please spare my life. Master , my master knows he is wrong. He would rather spare my master’s life because I burn incense and worship Buddha every day to protect myself . Master , please, you still have some conscience. Okay , get up, everyone. In fact, monk, I am not dead, don’t be afraid . I am not dead, not dead. Not dead, not dead, Amitabha. Now our sins are much lighter. Yes, Tian Ruming, do you know why you have no son now ? I don’t understand. Please teach me, Master. The Qian family is the richest in Fuyang, but you are rich but unkind and unjust. Fortunately, you have a good wife who often burns incense, worships Buddha, and donates money to build temples. Otherwise, Master, I have heard that there is a holy monk in Lingyin Temple. You must be that holy monk, the living Bodhisattva Jigong. I beg you to spare my master, in the future I will be more diligent in worshiping Buddha, giving alms, and providing disaster relief to the people. Worshiping gods and Buddhas with sincerity, but just worshiping Buddha will not accumulate good karma . When you are a human being in the world , do your best to help civilians, build bridges and roads, so that your good karma will be great and your blessings will be deep. Do you understand? Do you understand ? Now you understand. Thank you, holy monk , thank you for your teachings, thank you for your teachings . By the way, in the future I will open all the mountains and forests for the woodcutters to chop wood and eat I will buy food, provide disaster relief and help the poor . I am very happy to hear you say that, monk. As for the trees on the mountain, I can only pick and cut some. Such a good forest needs to be well maintained. Master, don’t worry , you can cut any tree you want. But Master, your monk’s robe was given to that fairy lady. What fairy lady is she? She is just a fox spirit, a fox spirit, a fox spirit. But don’t worry, I have put her into my monk’s robe. Oh, monk Qian Rumin, I will not take your wood for nothing . As long as you are sincere and kind, I guarantee that you will give birth to a fat and white son by this time next year. Thank you, holy monk, thank you, holy monk
, thank you, holy monk. How should I transport my wood back to Lingyin Temple? We will pay for the wood and we will transport it. Qian Ruming, Qian Ruming, you have finally come to your senses and no longer regard money as your life. In fact, what I am worried about is not the money, but the time. Time Hello, brothers. I’m here. Jianglong. Why did you call us here ? It’s like this. I want to trouble you. Help me transport the wood back to Lingyin Temple . What do you want us to help you transport the wood to Lingyin Temple ? Jianglong. You can just chant some incantations and cast some magic spells and you can transport it back . It’s possible. But if the wood is transported in and out and flies around, wouldn’t it scare the world? By the way , it takes time for those woodcutters to help cut wood. And I’d like to take this opportunity to give some advice to those two stupid monks, Guangliang and Biqing. Do you know that they are the fat and thin fairy children ? So how do you want us to help you? Amitabha , Amitabha, everyone come here. I’ll take it back first and see how it goes. Saint monk, you are really good. We will take care of the wood you want to cut. What should we do after we cut it down? It’s very simple. Just throw it all into the Fuchun River. What do you mean by throwing it into the water? Then where did the wood go ? Just tell each piece of wood to say “West Lake” It’s all right if Dao Ji of Lingyin Temple wants it. It’s amazing, so amazing. Holy monk, can I ask you for a favor? What is it? I heard that you promised Mr. Qian to give birth to a son next year. I also have a son. So no, no, how can I help you give birth to a son? I said this to Mr. Qian based on facts, right? Based on what? The Buddha said that it cannot be said, it cannot be said . However, as long as you have good intentions, you will definitely have a good life. Thank you, holy monk, for your advice. Everyone, right? Thank you, holy monk, for your advice. Yes, everyone has heard what the holy monk said. Just follow his words and you will definitely have a good life, right? Yes , yes, everyone, go chop wood. If we really have to chop, of course we have to chop as much as the holy monk wants. Well, brothers, let’s go, chop, let’s go. Thank you very much , holy monk, don’t call me holy monk, I’m under a lot of pressure , be careful , be careful, be careful , I think I love it so much . It turns out to be a little white rabbit monk . I’ve been playing with you for the past few days, and my energy has been greatly reduced. I’m about to see enemies everywhere. Hey, little white rabbit , do do do do do So it’s you, little white rabbit. You scared me, a monk. Why is there a red headscarf next to this rabbit? The silk thread is not exhausted until death, the candle is burned to ashes, and the tears are not dry yet. Why do I feel uncomfortable all over after reading this? Why can’t I figure out where this red headscarf came from? Little white rabbit, little white rabbit, don’t run away. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was he who shot the arrow. Then I should thank him for saving me. Otherwise, I do n’t know how this crazy monk would punish me. Huh, how are you? Are you okay? It’s okay. I was hit by three arrows . Let me try it. You can’t die. Fortunately, fortunately , none of you hit. Fortunately, none of you hit. I said it was okay. You should have committed suicide out of shame. What’s wrong? There’s a bug . There’s a bug. Where is the bug? No, no, no, no. Where is the bug? Where is it? Let me see. The bug is here . What kind of bug is this ? It’s a wine bug. It turns out you are addicted to alcohol . I just happened to have some wine for you. You should have given it to me a long time ago. And this is the compensation for mental damage you just gave me , etc. Wait, you’re a monk, how can you drink? Haven’t you heard that wine and meat pass through the intestines, but remain in the heart of the Buddha? What’s that? This is good wine, of course it is good wine. This is the best Shaoxing Huadiao. Oh, then I’ll drink more, slowly . No way, are you sure it’s okay ? Wait, it’s okay, then I’ll go slowly. If we’re destined to meet again, I hope not. This kid is not bad, he has a strong sense of justice , but he’s a little stupid. Uncle Jian Si, time is up , it’s almost dark, and the temple door is closed. I don’t think that Uncle Feng will come back. Today is the tenth day of the deadline. If he doesn’t come back in a few days, he loses. If he comes back, we will kick him out immediately. Go, drive him out and say you are stupid. You don’t admit that the deadline is up today. If he doesn’t come back, he will definitely not come back. Did he come back once on purpose so that I can drive him out again? I came back a long time ago. Junjun, where are you? Uncle , when did you come back? I came back a long time ago . I came back after melting the Yuanzao and took a rest here. Who knew you were chattering there and ruining my good dream ? Nightmare, okay, I tell you that your good dream has woken up. The nightmare is here. I asked you if you had finished drawing the wood. You had finished drawing it a long time ago. Wow, so amazing. You drew it, right? Did you draw it? Where is it? I said, why are you so stupid and you scold Biqing? The wood is so big, so thick, and there are so many of them. I can’t even carry one piece by myself, let alone all of them. Didn’t I tell you to bring it back? Yes, I brought it back. Who brought it back? Where did my woodcutter go ? He chopped down the wood and threw it all into the Fuchun River. What wood was thrown into the moat? Yes , all of it was thrown in. I was pissed off by this air cushion . Paige immediately drove this crazy festival out of the Lingyi Temple . I’m afraid of you. What are you afraid of ? You, you, how dare you disobey Lins’s death rule ? I, I, I, I, what? Stop, don’t come over here. I’m going to take you to the abbot to see the wood together Let’s go and see the wood. How do I know if it’s real or not? Let’s go and have a look. Dao Ji, ask everyone to go to the backyard to see the wood. Where is the wood? Where is the wood? Senior brother, think about what you said when I went out to beg for alms that day . What did I say? I talk a lot every day. How can I remember what I said to Biqin ? Oh, you said that if he can draw the wood, you should kowtow to him three times in front of everyone. Oh, I remember, I seem to have said that. Then you kowtow first. What are you kowtowin’ for? There’s no wood. Why should I kowtow? Abbot, in fact, the wood has already arrived. Because senior brother said to kowtow but he didn’t, so the wood refused to come out. Oh, you mean that if Guangliang kowtows, there will be wood. Is it funny? It’s a joke that if you kowtow, there will be wood. I ‘ve never heard of it. If I kowtow, there will really be wood, let alone three or 300 times. I’m willing to kowtow , Wang Liang. No, Abbot. In that case, then you can kowtow. Abbot, don’t listen to this Dao Ji nonsense. He said he can’t draw wood at all. If you are unwilling to kowtow, then the wood will never come. Wang Liang, you can kowtow first. If the wood still doesn’t come out after you kowtow, Master , I will punish him myself. Hmm, it’s hard work, it’s really hard work , but it still doesn’t work . Why does n’t it work? You said just now that you had to kowtow to me three times. No one can hear it now , can you hear it, right? Then do it again, again , again, again, again, again, again, again, again, again, again, again, I’ll kowtow again, haha Hmm , it still doesn’t work , it really doesn’t work. I, I, my head is broken from kowtow so loudly, but it still doesn’t work. Those who heard it , raise your hands. Can’t you hear it? Ca n’t you hear it? Raise your hands. Ca n’t you hear it? Can’t you hear it ? If you hadn’t threatened them, would they have raised their hands? You’re breaking the rules. I’m telling you, if you don’t kowtow properly , even if you kowtow 100 times, those pieces of wood won’t come out. This dead beggar dared to tease me. If there are no pieces of wood, I’ll beat you up so hard that your head is covered with lumps. Brother, what are you thinking about ? Nothing. Just don’t think about anything . I see you can’t do it. Let me help you. No , no , no , don’t cry, ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Ha, where’s the wood? Yeah, yeah, yeah, wow, you’re so pitiful. We hit our heads on it too. Where’s the wood? Don’t worry, don’t worry. I’ll deliver it to the well on time. Last time you owed me a favor . This time you have to help me carry all the wood out. It’s out, it’s out. The wood is coming. You have to move quickly or you will be hit by the wood. Help me quickly. I’m bleeding. What are you doing here? I’m helping you. Go and help . Stand up straight, stand up straight. Look, you ‘ve only moved a few pieces of wood and you ‘re already out of breath. Let the monk help you. It’s too much, too much. Uncle, uncle, uncle, uncle, enough, enough , enough, no more, enough , enough, no, no, then, then, then, that’s enough. But you said that if one or half a piece is missing, don’t come to me. Okay, okay, I said I’m responsible, I’m responsible, Okay, Biqi, look, how come there are woods coming out of this well? Yes, you still haven’t given up. You stinky monk almost killed my senior brother. You let Job cut down trees indiscriminately , leaving the foxes in my tribe with nowhere to hide. Today I want to compete with you. Whoa, wait, what? A wise man never suffers a loss. He rewards you first. You want to run away and start a fight. Uncle, uncle Jin Si, uncle Jin Si, uncle, what’s wrong with you? Uncle, wake up, uncle, the abbot , uncle , the fairy, he is dead . You’re dead, even if it’s you, he was pissed to death. I saw blood on your head, and I thought, oh, roar, roar, roar, roar, roar , oh, oh, why are there no wounds and your bag is gone too ? How come the wounds are gone ? What’s going on? Why are they gone? Right, where’s my bag? Oh, I know. It was caught by that vixen. It was that bag that saved you. Vixen, monster, where is the monster? Where is the monster? Chased to Uncle Ji, yes, yes , yes, then everything will be safe. Let’s all move the wood. Thank you, thank you, monster, ah Ah ha, I say we are destined to meet, right? I say you, monk, are really weird. What on earth do you do? You catch rabbits one moment and fight monsters the next ? Shouldn’t a monk be a vegetarian, chant Buddha’s name, and beg for alms to prolong his life? Why don’t you do your job properly and do this kind of thing? I tell you , if I hadn’t saved you just now , you would have been eaten by that monster a long time ago. Are you crazy? I was treating him like a dog for fun. If you hadn’t shot me with an arrow, I would have stripped off his fox skin and used it as a scarf. But you’re pretty good, and you have a strong sense of justice. What’s your name, Zhao Bin, Zhao Bin ? Okay , then I’ll take you in as my disciple. Take me in as my disciple. I’ve never taken in a disciple before, monk . Are you looking at the gourd and wine on my waist again? A teachable child. You want to take me in, but I won’t agree. You ‘re crazy. I don’t bother to pay attention to you. Well, well, well, well, well, there will be no such store after this village. If someone else becomes the eldest disciple first, don’t blame me then. We meet again. This monk is sloppy. He’s talking nonsense and even said he’d take me as his apprentice. Or you’d better stay away from him. What’s so weird ? I think it must be a trap set by the hunter. It’s fine after I cracked it. Uh , thank you for saving me, young lady. My name is Zhao Bin , Zhao Bin. My name is Bai Xue, Young Master Zhao. Actually, you don’t have to be so polite. You saved me before . I saved you before. When and where ? What I mean is, we children of the martial arts world will inevitably encounter some troubles. Today I saved you, so in the future you will save me. Yes, yes, yes, yes, Miss Bai Xue is really a heroine. By the way, this Miss Bai Xue, Miss Bai Xue sounds so formal . You can call me Bai Xue. Then I will also call you Zhao Bing, okay? Good, good girl Bai Xue, no, no, Bai Xue, as the saying goes, great favors are not thanked in words. I’m wrong, but I will repay you with gratitude in the future . We’ll meet again. Wow, you ‘re so handsome, polite, and talented . It’s perfect to repay you with gratitude. You’re a nympho. Why did you stop me from taking revenge ? Revenge, senior sister, what revenge are you taking? Don’t you know that I was just about to use my special skills to kill that crazy monk ? I didn’t expect that the stinky boy shot an arrow and injured me. How can I not take revenge? It’s not that I underestimated your senior sister. The stinky monk’s magic power is unfathomable. Even if the two sisters join forces, we may not be able to beat him . Besides, Zhao Bing just messed up the situation accidentally. Don’t bother with him. Oh, so the boy’s name is Zhao Bin . It seems You are very familiar with him, right? Not very familiar, but he saved me before, so Senior Sister , please let him go, so that’s how it is. Okay, today, for your sake, I’ll forgive him. By the way, why are you here ? Didn’t the master ask you to help me? Didn’t the Wuxin Cave Master ask me to deliver something to the stinky monk ? It was for this thing that I was almost caught by the stinky monk and almost died. I was scared to death. The stinky monk actually teased me again and again. Well, he wants to rebuild the Great Compassion Tower, so I’ll burn him again to see how much wood he can get back. Fortunately, Senior Sister didn’t blame me. If he knew that I was with that kid Zhao Bin, and he told the master again, I would be in big trouble. The matter is done, and you can go and hand in your work now. No 123123, Master, are the wood enough ? Oh, there’s no problem. Be careful. Master Guangliang, I’ve already calculated it. I need 368 pieces of wood, one of which is very large to be used as the main beam. It’s okay, it’s okay. I’ve asked Biqing to go and pick them out, and he’ll be back soon . Okay, yes, yes, yes, sorry, sorry, be careful, be careful, be careful , be back. How about Biqi? Biqi , hurry up, I don’t know if it’s enough or not. Didn’t you go and pick them out? How many are there? 367 367 Master just said that there should be 368 pieces of wood, but there is still one piece missing. That’s right. Which one is missing? Take me to see it quickly. Please, please, please go away. You are pretending to know. Who told you to say enough, enough. This one is missing, right? You are more of a hindrance than a help. I am just thinking about you . Don’t say anything. I told you that you cannot use the money in the temple to buy the missing piece of wood. You have to find a way to beg for alms or ask for charity. And you need one more piece. Otherwise, you, a traitor , should not do it. I will let Dao Ji try it. Release it here. Uncle Jin, Uncle Jin, no, one piece is missing. Which one is missing? The main food is so fat. I need to change the main stream. Wow, his face is so ugly . You are crazy. I didn’t say it, I didn’t say it, but he can hear it. There are so many of them. How can there be one piece missing? And it’s the main beam. It’s all you . Just let it float up. How do you know ? I’m not a god. Oh, by the way, Biqing, go to that well and see if the wood is still in it. I dare not. There are monsters in it. I’m not afraid . The monsters have already run away. If there are any monsters in broad daylight, go quickly. Look, I really don’t want to go. If you don’t go, I will throw you down. Go quickly, go quickly. What did you see ? You didn’t see anything. Do you know that scaring others can scare them to death? Go and see. Ah Diu, you didn’t see anything again, right? I saw it. What did you see? Can the wood be pulled up ? Can’t it be pulled up ? Why? Because it is lying horizontally inside. How wide is that well ? How could it lie horizontally inside? Don’t you believe it ? Go and see for yourself. Okay, forget it. Last time, Master Dao Ji recited a few words and the wood came out. You practiced earlier than him. Your golden mouth, no, no, your Buddha’s mouth, maybe he will come out. Why didn’t I think of it? Jingjing , hello. I am Master Guangliang, the abbot of Lingyin Temple. I now order you to bring that wood up to me. Bring it up, bring it up, bring it up. No, no, no, no, there is no reaction at all. No, go and have a look again. No, no, no, no , no, you should go. Go quickly. No, no, no, no. Let’s go together. Yes, yes, you are in front and I will cover you from behind. Cover you, cover you. The wood didn’t move. It didn’t come up. Yes, there is no reaction at all. You are so heavy. You are so heavy and clumsy . You can even spray water, just like that crazy monk. I hate you . I didn’t scold you. I didn’t scold you. Stop making trouble. There is a monster. Don’t run. I’m scared of you. It ‘s so hot. Oh, cool down, cool down. Wow, monster, monster, there is a monster coming out. Monster, monster, no? I thought there was something coming to attack me again. How could there be anything ? There is only me. Aren’t you that thing ? Did I see it wrong? You drank again ? Did you ? Wow, it stinks. Be careful, be careful, be careful , don’t pretend . Are you coming to see me again? Have you stolen those monk’s robes? How could you steal monk’s robes? It’s all a misunderstanding. Then why did you look for me ? What ‘s going on? There is a piece of wood in the well outside. I want you to help me take that piece of wood out, okay? Oh, there is a piece of wood in the well outside. Take it out. Yes, yes , yes, I’m sorry, I can’t help you. That’s what you said. It was you who said that it was enough and there was no need. So there won’t be anything coming out of that well anymore. I can’t do anything about it. What are you going to do? You will definitely help me. You will definitely help me. I have a bamboo curtain. You will definitely help me, right? No Go buy one. Oh, oh, the abbot wants me to go begging, so go and do it . Brother, I also begged for 367 woods and they came back . You won’t be unable to draw even one, right ? I’m so pitiful, so pitiful, it hurts my heart to see you. You look so pitiful, so pitiful. I’ll help you , but there’s a condition. You have to go out and help me plane all the wood. Only then will I help you draw the main beam back. I’ll go and carry those woods . It’s up to you whether you want to carry them or not . Otherwise, I can’t do anything . Wait, then report it. Who’s afraid of whom ? Why don’t you go? Namo Amitabha, Namo Amitabha, Namo Amitabha, Namo Amitabha. I’ll help you fight. I’ll help you fight. You see, my hands used to be white, smooth and tender. Now they’re covered with blisters and they’re all broken. You say, how can I not be sad ? It’s all the fault of that stinky Taoist priest. Brother , it’s okay. A gentleman’s revenge is never too late. Three years, let alone three years. I can’t even bear it for three days and three hours. You have to bear it. Who told you to talk nonsense all the time? You ‘re right. To the abbot , look at me, as a swordsman, all four of my hands are bleeding. Don’t you think it’s miserable? It’s true It’s quite pitiful. It’s quite pitiful. This is why you live a life of luxury and don’t work. From today on, you have to carry 50 buckets of water and chop a load of firewood every day. I’ll plead for you and try to get you to carry 49 buckets every day. In that case, you might as well not say thank you for your hard work. You’re welcome . You’re welcome. 50 buckets of water, 50 buckets of water, 50 buckets of water , 50 buckets of water, 50 buckets of water. Wow, my hands are full of blisters. You see how it hurts . How about you help me? So, if a tree doesn’t have bark, it will surely die. If a person is shameless, he is invincible. You are invincible. Let me see how I can help you. Ah, I got it. Where is it ? Close your eyes, take a step back , and then take another step back. Open your eyes. What’s that sound? What’s that sound? Take a look. Wow, not bad, not bad, good. Bend your head and do push-ups. To push up, push up, push up . Hey, it’s exactly the same as before. It’s me , Guangliang, who has been supervising . In order to avoid the last incident from happening again , Lao Ji, you are not allowed to come to Dabei Tower without my consent in the future . Okay, Yuqing, from now on, the tidying up of Dabei Tower will be yours. No, no, no No, no, this, this, this is not good, sister, let me talk for a few words. Your Majesty , these three words are called ” Dabei Tower”. Dabei Tower . You are not mistaken . Dabei Tower is warm in winter and cool in summer. It has been renovated and is magnificent . It is definitely a good place for lazy people like us to be lazy. No, no, no , you are here, this, this, this, what does this mean? What if that ghost fire appears again in the future, what should I do ? No need to wait in the future, in the future, it will be here soon. Ma Ma, I will be here soon. Malik, not the stinky monk over there, I must not let you leave the Dabei Tower behind , go to yours , kill him if he wants to play with me , then play bigger, it’s all your credit, that’s, that’s the uncle said that there are still ghost fires here, ghost, don’t disturb me, I’m chatting with the abbot, the abbot, please , stinky monk, you are a slutty fox, only you are stinky , if you are not a human, how can there be body odor? There is such a thing as body odor . I’m not afraid of you being crazy or crazy, but I ‘m most afraid of you pestering me. What on earth do you want ? It was obviously you who pestered me first. But it’s not difficult to make me stop, unless you let me burn down this Dabei Tower again. Oh, then you burn it, okay , then I’ll burn it for you to see, all Right, baby, hold. Are you leaving so soon ? Is it because your mom called you to go home for dinner ? Are you competing with me? Go home for dinner ? The things were delivered . Yes, they were delivered, but I was almost caught by that stinky monk. Fortunately, a stupid boy showed up and saved my life. Senior sister , that stupid boy’s kung fu is pretty good. He can even shoot three arrows at once. What was his reaction after seeing the things ? After seeing it, he was very polite and courteous. I didn’t ask you or others, I asked that monk. That stinky monk didn’t react much either. What? He didn’t react at all. Anyway, I have already taken care of the things for you. The next thing is up to you. Let’s go, Li Xiaoyuan, I must make you pay back what you owe me .
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